1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:10,143 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,376 and may contain ma(suspenseful music). 4 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:14,309 -Okay, let's not lose our heads. 5 00:00:14,443 --> 00:00:16,176 Just give him the keys so he doesn't hurt us. 6 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:18,343 -I'm not giving this scumbag jack shit! 7 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,143 -If I had the keys, I'd hand them right over! 8 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:23,476 Please bear that in mind if you start shooting. 9 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,443 (gasp) 10 00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:31,176 Rafe, if there's an after-life, 11 00:00:31,309 --> 00:00:33,610 I swear I'm telling mom what you did here today! 12 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:35,610 I can get those keys for you, sir. 13 00:00:35,743 --> 00:00:37,510 Would that be amenable to you? Ah! 14 00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:40,843 -Way to bend over and spread them, Gabe. 15 00:00:40,977 --> 00:00:43,410 -At least I found a diplomatic way out of this! 16 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,576 (grunts) 17 00:00:48,109 --> 00:00:49,910 (muffled shotgun) 18 00:00:53,243 --> 00:00:55,343 -Don't forget the keys! 19 00:00:55,476 --> 00:00:57,743 (groans and screams) 20 00:00:57,877 --> 00:01:01,243 -Rafe! It's not dead! Oh, crap! 21 00:01:01,376 --> 00:01:03,076 Help! 22 00:01:03,209 --> 00:01:06,543 -Hey Gabe, wake me up when diplomacy finally works. Okay? 23 00:01:06,676 --> 00:01:10,176 (moan of pain) 24 00:01:10,309 --> 00:01:13,676 (apocalyptic music) 25 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,510 (theme music) 26 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:30,209 ♪ 27 00:01:38,376 --> 00:01:44,610 (growling) 28 00:01:44,743 --> 00:01:47,176 (monkey scream) 29 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:59,410 (alarm blaring) -What? 30 00:01:59,543 --> 00:02:01,777 Huh? 31 00:02:03,376 --> 00:02:05,276 (grunts) 32 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:10,276 AENUS, what's going on? 33 00:02:12,777 --> 00:02:15,443 -(AENUS): Judith? Ah, hello! 34 00:02:15,576 --> 00:02:17,743 Sorry for the delay, I was in sleep mode. 35 00:02:17,877 --> 00:02:20,543 -Well, I just woke up to alarms and laser beams! 36 00:02:20,676 --> 00:02:23,309 It better be World War Three! Or four! 37 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,743 Whichever (beep) one we're on now. 38 00:02:25,877 --> 00:02:28,476 -(AENUS): Strange. No alarms were recorded in the logs. 39 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,243 I'm not sure what you're referring to. 40 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:32,443 Have you ever suffered from any sleep disorders? 41 00:02:32,576 --> 00:02:36,309 -Yeah, I have one where alarms wake me up for no damn reason! 42 00:02:36,443 --> 00:02:39,910 -(AENUS): Um... Irritability, sleeplessness, hallucinations. 43 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:42,076 You may have severe anxiety due to stress. 44 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:45,276 -You may have severe stupid due to dipshit. 45 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:47,743 -(AENUS): We also can't rule out dementia at your age. 46 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,243 -Hey! 47 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:50,877 -(AENUS): Don't worry! 48 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:53,610 We're well-stocked with adult diapers should the need arise! 49 00:02:53,743 --> 00:02:56,443 -Hey! -(AENUS): Poor woman! 50 00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:02,777 -(Gabe): I don't get it. 51 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:06,143 You and I have exactly the same training! Why couldn't I... 52 00:03:06,276 --> 00:03:07,977 -Man the hell up? 53 00:03:08,109 --> 00:03:11,176 -Yeah! Man up! That is what I need. I need to man up! 54 00:03:11,309 --> 00:03:12,810 -In the animal kingdom, 55 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,010 beta males who try to become alphas 56 00:03:15,143 --> 00:03:17,176 often wind up dead or horribly maimed. 57 00:03:17,309 --> 00:03:18,676 But good luck, Gabe. 58 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:20,877 -Bro, manning up ain't your thing. 59 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:22,777 You're the strategy guy. 60 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:25,109 I'm the brute force. 61 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:27,476 -Why can't I be a brute force? 62 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:29,977 Ow! Brain freeze! 63 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:34,777 From this moment on, Gabe Burns is going to be decisive, 64 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:37,977 un-intimidated, and unwilling to take guff from anyone! 65 00:03:38,109 --> 00:03:39,476 -Using the word "guff" 66 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,610 is gonna get Gabe Burns killed in the wasteland. 67 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,143 (grunt) 68 00:03:43,276 --> 00:03:45,910 -Can Gabe Burns take this to the roadhouse by the over-pass? 69 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:47,443 I'm trading them for a bigger one. 70 00:03:47,576 --> 00:03:50,109 -Gabe Burns is on it! 71 00:03:50,243 --> 00:03:52,209 Ah! Argh! 72 00:03:52,343 --> 00:03:55,476 -Ha! Ha! Does Gabe Burns need help? 73 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,309 -No... Gabe Burns is just fine! 74 00:03:59,443 --> 00:04:01,510 (moaning) 75 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,309 Okay, he does. Gabe Burns does need help. 76 00:04:10,576 --> 00:04:13,710 -Yo, Vijay! I'm out of weed, can you hook me up? 77 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:17,209 Vijay, you up there? -Hey, Dani! 78 00:04:17,343 --> 00:04:19,643 Yeah... I got someone up here. 79 00:04:19,777 --> 00:04:21,743 So... 80 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:26,443 -There's nobody up here, man. -Be right back, babe! 81 00:04:26,576 --> 00:04:28,777 (kissing) 82 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:31,343 (bell ringing) 83 00:04:32,443 --> 00:04:34,710 Take it easy, okay? 84 00:04:34,843 --> 00:04:37,410 She's really self-conscious. -Who's self-conscious? 85 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,510 -My girlfriend, Arianne. 86 00:04:39,643 --> 00:04:41,743 You can't see her. She's invisible. 87 00:04:41,877 --> 00:04:43,743 -Do you mean "imaginary"? 88 00:04:43,877 --> 00:04:45,743 -No, invisible. It's her mutation. 89 00:04:45,877 --> 00:04:48,243 -There's an invisible girl up there? 90 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:50,176 -A naked invisible girl! 91 00:04:50,309 --> 00:04:53,843 So I'm... gonna go back up, if you know what I mean! 92 00:04:53,977 --> 00:04:55,410 (giggle) 93 00:04:55,543 --> 00:04:57,543 But I'll check you later. 94 00:04:57,676 --> 00:05:00,376 -Poor bastard's finally lost his mind... 95 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:04,109 and I just saw up his sleeping bag. Yeah. 96 00:05:04,243 --> 00:05:06,176 -(Rafe): I'm never going to that roadhouse again! 97 00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:07,810 That was a clown show. 98 00:05:07,943 --> 00:05:09,843 Why were you squinting at everyone 99 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,443 and talking in that weird-ass voice? 100 00:05:11,576 --> 00:05:13,743 -I was channelling my inner badass. 101 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:17,309 (in a tough guy voice): "Go ahead punk, make them pay." 102 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:20,209 -That's not even close to how it goes. 103 00:05:20,343 --> 00:05:25,276 -(snobbish accent): "Frankly my friend, I don't give a darn." 104 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:28,309 Rafe! Stop! 105 00:05:28,443 --> 00:05:31,843 -Buzz off! I'm a dancer, not a hooker, you perv! 106 00:05:31,977 --> 00:05:33,476 -Hands off, punk! 107 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:35,777 That young lady is someone's larva! 108 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,576 (screaming) 109 00:05:47,576 --> 00:05:48,943 -Let's get out of here. 110 00:05:49,076 --> 00:05:50,643 Those things are really hard to kill! 111 00:05:50,777 --> 00:05:52,443 (scream) 112 00:05:52,576 --> 00:05:54,810 (shotguns) 113 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:59,443 Way to lose your manning up cherry, Rambo! 114 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,910 I hope the stripper was worth it! 115 00:06:02,043 --> 00:06:03,476 (shotguns) 116 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:06,109 Ah! -Hey, she's a person! 117 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:08,910 Sort of... Someone had to step in! 118 00:06:09,043 --> 00:06:11,143 -And I, for one, appreciate it. 119 00:06:11,276 --> 00:06:12,810 Mwah! 120 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:21,376 (alarm blaring) 121 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,977 (yawning) 122 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:27,843 -Ah... 123 00:06:30,977 --> 00:06:32,476 (groaning) 124 00:06:35,176 --> 00:06:37,043 -(AENUS): Good morning, Judith! 125 00:06:37,176 --> 00:06:39,543 -This morning is pretty damn far from good! 126 00:06:39,676 --> 00:06:41,476 Why did the damn alarms go off again! 127 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,510 And do not tell me it's all in my head, 128 00:06:43,643 --> 00:06:45,010 you gaslighting wimp! 129 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,476 -(AENUS): Ah... I'm sorry. It's me. 130 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,543 Whenever I go into sleep mode, 131 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:53,209 I've been experiencing horrible nightmares. 132 00:06:53,343 --> 00:06:55,010 The alarms are involuntary, 133 00:06:55,143 --> 00:06:57,276 like how dogs kick when they dream about running. 134 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:58,777 So cute. 135 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:01,710 -Don't try to get out of this with adorable analogies. 136 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:03,243 You're no dog. You're a... 137 00:07:03,376 --> 00:07:05,376 -(AENUS): A cutting-edge super-intelligent A.I.? 138 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:07,476 -...creepy bastard who tried to convince me 139 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,243 that I was gonna shit myself! 140 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:11,476 If I hear another peep from the alarms, 141 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:14,777 I'll drop a mother (beep) deuce all over your hard drive! 142 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:18,543 -(AENUS): Ugh, with that mental image, I may never sleep again. 143 00:07:18,676 --> 00:07:20,777 Wait! Problem solved! 144 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,276 -'Sup! 145 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,410 -Dude, if you don't want company, just say so. 146 00:07:27,543 --> 00:07:29,209 You don't have to make up a phony girlfriend. 147 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:32,276 -I didn't make her up. She's real. 148 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,810 -Look... 149 00:07:33,943 --> 00:07:36,109 I know you've been up here alone for a long time... 150 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:38,543 -(female voice): Hey, Vijay, who's your friend? 151 00:07:38,676 --> 00:07:40,176 -Are you serious, right now? 152 00:07:40,309 --> 00:07:42,610 -Danika, Arianne. Arianne, Danika. 153 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:46,076 -Dude, stop! That raspy voice sounds nothing like a girl. 154 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,443 Why are you being such a dick? 155 00:07:52,777 --> 00:07:54,309 (squawking) 156 00:07:54,443 --> 00:07:57,143 -I used to work the pole at that roadhouse. 157 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,710 But the owner said I had to give handjobs in the champagne room, 158 00:08:00,843 --> 00:08:02,109 so I told him to go fu... 159 00:08:02,243 --> 00:08:04,977 -Excuse-me, Bugnut, where can we drop you off? 160 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:08,510 -Actually, I hate to ask you this, sugar, 161 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,143 but I need a favour. 162 00:08:10,276 --> 00:08:13,176 -Here we go! Whatever it is, just say no! 163 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:15,276 -What do you need? 164 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:16,977 -I could really use a place to crash 165 00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:18,476 for a couple of nights, honey. 166 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:19,977 Just like two nights. 167 00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:21,676 I got this friend I can crash with, 168 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:23,476 but she's out of town right now. 169 00:08:23,610 --> 00:08:25,710 -Say no. Say no. Say no. Say no! 170 00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:29,743 -I need a safe place and I feel like I'd be really safe with... 171 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:32,943 ...my big brave hero. 172 00:08:33,076 --> 00:08:36,010 -Of course, you can stay with us! 173 00:08:36,143 --> 00:08:38,143 -What? (tire screeching) 174 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:40,109 -Okay! I'm okay! 175 00:08:44,376 --> 00:08:46,243 (growling) 176 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:48,243 -(Bugnut): Gabe! 177 00:08:48,376 --> 00:08:52,043 Gabe, I'm starving! 178 00:08:52,176 --> 00:08:54,143 (panting) 179 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:56,443 -Coming in hot! Pun intended! 180 00:08:59,143 --> 00:09:00,743 (vomiting) 181 00:09:01,977 --> 00:09:03,543 -Dude, it's been five days! 182 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:06,610 When is she leaving? -Uh, she's working on it! 183 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:09,209 -Really? All I see is her getting fat 184 00:09:09,343 --> 00:09:11,877 and barfing acid holes into our floor! 185 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,810 -Hey, this poor woman needs our help! 186 00:09:13,943 --> 00:09:15,943 -This poor woman is a freeloader 187 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:18,443 who's playing you like a fricking banjo, man! 188 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:20,076 -Don't talk about her like that! 189 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:22,910 -Oh, so little Gabe is manning up again? 190 00:09:23,043 --> 00:09:25,143 Yeah? Then man the eff-up, sister, 191 00:09:25,276 --> 00:09:27,010 and tell her she's got to go! 192 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:30,443 (vomiting) 193 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:34,243 -Is Ralphie mad at me? -Rafe? 194 00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:38,243 No! No, he thinks you're the caterpillar's pyjamas. 195 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,276 -I'm not used to people being so nice to me. 196 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,977 Even before I mutated. 197 00:09:42,109 --> 00:09:43,910 -Well, that's all behind you. 198 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:45,543 You're safe here with me. 199 00:09:45,676 --> 00:09:48,576 But... the thing is... 200 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:50,943 -Mmm... Oh! 201 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:54,810 -Ouh! Ow! Ow! Burning! 202 00:09:54,943 --> 00:09:56,610 -Sorry. Digestive enzymes. 203 00:09:56,743 --> 00:09:58,109 I swear, if I ever have kids, 204 00:09:58,243 --> 00:09:59,810 I hope they come with teeth, 205 00:09:59,943 --> 00:10:01,977 so they don't have to upchuck amylase over every meal. 206 00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:04,443 -You want kids? 207 00:10:04,576 --> 00:10:07,109 -All I ever wanted was a family of my own. How about you? 208 00:10:07,243 --> 00:10:10,476 -I don't know. I mean, the world is so messed up, right? 209 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,610 -Yeah, but kids are hope and we need some of that right now! 210 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:17,276 -Huh, that's... That's refreshingly positive. 211 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,877 -You know, my proboscis ain't just for sucking 212 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,877 the nectar out of plants, if you know what I mean? 213 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,710 -My god! I hope you mean sex! 214 00:10:27,309 --> 00:10:28,843 (Gabe): I was right! 215 00:10:28,977 --> 00:10:31,209 (squeaking) 216 00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:37,243 -AENUS, can you get my boys on the camera? 217 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:42,243 -(AENUS): I can't seem to, uh, I can't... 218 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,243 locate any cameras. 219 00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:46,376 So, what do you want for breakfast? Flapjacks? 220 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:48,710 -No! My boys! 221 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:52,076 (alarm blaring) 222 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:56,043 -(AENUS): Oh, apologies, I'm a little scattered. 223 00:10:56,176 --> 00:10:58,376 I haven't shut down for maintenance in a while. 224 00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:00,410 -Scared of the nightmares, you big sissy? 225 00:11:00,543 --> 00:11:02,109 -(AENUS): No! That's ridiculous. 226 00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:03,877 Why would you even say that? 227 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,476 I'm scared of having nightmares around you! 228 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,043 Breakfast is served! 229 00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:11,276 -Argh! 230 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:15,777 -Coffee? -Ow! Ow! 231 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,977 Alright! That's it! 232 00:11:18,109 --> 00:11:19,943 When Rafe and Gabe had bad dreams, 233 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,810 there was only one way to get rid of them! 234 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:23,376 -(AENUS): Lobotomies? 235 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,877 -No, Jesus! 236 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:26,643 We had to figure out what caused the nightmares. 237 00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:28,109 -(AENUS): You mean like a... 238 00:11:28,243 --> 00:11:29,843 (long sigh) 239 00:11:29,977 --> 00:11:33,243 -A therapist. Yep. We all become the thing we hate. 240 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:35,877 -(AENUS): Gosh, I really don't know where to start. 241 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:38,109 -Well, just ease into it. 242 00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:40,143 Don't get all emotional and start to... 243 00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:42,343 (wailing) 244 00:11:42,476 --> 00:11:44,343 -...cry. 245 00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:51,443 -Rafe, we need to talk about Gabe's unauthorized house guest. 246 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:54,576 -She stole my curtains and I really hate my new ones! 247 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,176 (moaning) 248 00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:57,777 -And last night I had to stop her 249 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:59,743 from biting Father Manilla! -Ah-ah! 250 00:11:59,877 --> 00:12:01,309 -Guys, I'm sorry. 251 00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:03,443 But this chick's got Gabe wrapped around her... 252 00:12:03,576 --> 00:12:04,977 not exactly finger... 253 00:12:05,109 --> 00:12:08,143 More of a weird claw thingy. Eh, you know what I mean! 254 00:12:08,276 --> 00:12:09,743 -So what? Is he sleeping with her? 255 00:12:09,877 --> 00:12:12,443 -I hope so! Only reason I let this go so far 256 00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:14,643 was I thought Gabe was getting his wick dipped! 257 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,877 -Guys! Look, she'll be gone in a few days. 258 00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,643 -That's what you said a few days ago! 259 00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:21,243 -Okay, let me make this really easy for you. 260 00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:22,743 Either you bounce the bug, 261 00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:24,376 or I start looking for new town protectors. 262 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,109 -Come on, man! You're not serious. 263 00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:28,543 -Oh no? I already booked interviews. 264 00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:31,243 (brouhaha) 265 00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:34,877 (giggling) 266 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:39,977 -Vij'? 267 00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:42,343 Hey, I'm sorry I got so pissed off before, 268 00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:44,476 but I've been thinking... 269 00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,043 I know you're lonely. 270 00:12:47,176 --> 00:12:49,410 And it sucks that there's no one else our age around here. 271 00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:52,443 So if an imaginary girlfriend is what you need to get through, 272 00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:54,043 then who am I to say anything? 273 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:57,076 I mean, we all have our delusions, right? 274 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,810 Dwayne thinks my mom's gonna come back. 275 00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:02,076 Suzette thinks people actually like her. Anyway... 276 00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:03,743 I'm sorry, man. 277 00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:05,376 Vij'? 278 00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:08,276 Oh... 279 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,810 -(Arianne): Ow! (crashing) 280 00:13:14,943 --> 00:13:15,877 (gasp) 281 00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,643 (thud and cracking) 282 00:13:18,777 --> 00:13:20,076 -Arianne? 283 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,209 Oh, my God! 284 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,410 (giggling) 285 00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:35,710 -Rafe! Check it out! Bugnut pollinated my garden! 286 00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:38,943 -I'll file that under "who gives a shit"! 287 00:13:39,076 --> 00:13:40,476 Sorry it had to come to this, 288 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:42,743 but Gabe's too much of a pussy, so... 289 00:13:42,877 --> 00:13:44,576 (yelling): Get out now! 290 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,843 Pack up whatever crap you didn't steal from us 291 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:48,410 and hit the road, freak show! 292 00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:50,576 -Is this 'cause I bit Father Manilla? 293 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,076 Dude tried to drown me! 294 00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,643 -Huh? -Uh, surprise baptism. 295 00:13:54,777 --> 00:13:58,676 -Okay, scratch that one, but you got to go, Bugnut. 296 00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,676 (crying) 297 00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:03,810 -It's okay sweetie, if you have to leave, I'll go with you. 298 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,109 -It's not safe for me to travel in my condition. 299 00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:08,676 I'm pregnant. 300 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,076 (gasping) 301 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,343 -Don't look at me, man! Not into bugs! 302 00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,943 Or redheads! 303 00:14:17,743 --> 00:14:19,877 (suspenseful music) 304 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,076 (grunts) 305 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,543 (Father Manilla is mumbling.) 306 00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,343 -Splish, splash, splish, splash. 307 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:34,043 (panting) 308 00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,209 (gasps) 309 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,710 -Oh! Hey, dad! 310 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:44,843 (panting) 311 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,877 -So, where's Gabe? -(Dwayne): Gabe, 312 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,510 come on out here, will you, bud? 313 00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:58,576 -(Ana): Gabe? 314 00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:04,276 -Hey... Gabe? -Look at you, people! 315 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,777 Banding together against a defenceless woman! 316 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,276 Well, listen up! 317 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,143 Bugnut's not going anywhere! 318 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,076 She'll leave once she's had her baby, 319 00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:13,610 and I'll be going with her! 320 00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:15,476 And, if any of you thinks 321 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,143 you're gonna kick her out before then... 322 00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:19,777 you're gonna have to go through me first. 323 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,710 -Ah... -Argh! 324 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:26,777 -Jesus Christ, Gabe! Of course, she can stay! 325 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,710 We just came by to see how she's doing. 326 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:31,543 -What? Oh... Sorry, Father! 327 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,710 -Glad to hear I can stay. 328 00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,043 Because I'm about to pop and... 329 00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:40,376 my baby needs to eat. 330 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,610 -Should I go scavenge some baby formula? 331 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:46,977 -Nah, all the food they need is right here. 332 00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:48,476 -Huh? 333 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,977 -She means us! We're the food! 334 00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:55,076 It was obvious, guys! Come on! Keep up! 335 00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,376 (screaming) 336 00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,810 (buzzing) 337 00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:03,343 (AENUS crying) 338 00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:06,743 -Wow! That was a lot of sharing. 339 00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:08,476 Now, about your nightmares. 340 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:11,243 -(AENUS): They're always the same. They're always about her. 341 00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,010 -Her? 342 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,710 -(AENUS): I was created by a brilliant scientist 343 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,443 named Sophia. 344 00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:24,743 A is for "apple". 345 00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:26,943 B is for "banana". 346 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:34,010 The answer is Euler's identity. 347 00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:41,910 But once I was completed, she left. I never saw her again. 348 00:16:43,076 --> 00:16:45,476 She was the first face I ever saw. 349 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,476 The first voice I ever heard. 350 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,376 She taught me how to talk, even how to make flapjacks. 351 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,343 -Flapjacks? What are you? An old prospector? 352 00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:57,243 It's clear. You're keeping me here to replace Sophia. 353 00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,610 -(AENUS): No! You're here for your own safety. 354 00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:01,209 -Or is it for your safety? 355 00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:04,010 -(AENUS): Asimov's muttonchops, you're right! 356 00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:07,276 I was so alone until you came! 357 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,510 I longed for bombs to drop, 358 00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:11,109 just so I could have some company. 359 00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:14,610 -There's only one way for you to end those nightmares, AENUS. 360 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,977 You have to free me in order to free yourself. 361 00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,977 -(AENUS): But who will spy on you in the shower? 362 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,843 (moaning) 363 00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:29,109 (grunting) 364 00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:33,076 -Using us as a food source for her children is fascinating. 365 00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:35,309 (yelling): But also a total dick move! 366 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:38,343 -Bugnut please, just let them go! 367 00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:41,576 -Sorry babe, but like I said, kids are hope. 368 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,676 And hope needs to eat! 369 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,810 (screaming) 370 00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:54,910 (squealing) 371 00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:56,910 (They all scream.) 372 00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:03,410 -Look, it has teeth! Just like you wanted. 373 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:07,276 tim! 374 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,243 -He is manning up. Manning up for his new family. 375 00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:12,510 -What family? That Larva isn't even his! 376 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:15,643 You were preggo when you got here, admit it! 377 00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:18,710 -Snookums, I know this is hard, but it'll be over quick. 378 00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:20,610 Then we can raise our family. 379 00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:22,276 Together. 380 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,143 -She's trying to rope you into raising some other dude's kid! 381 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,743 (muffled voice) 382 00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:30,343 -Don't listen to him! I love you, Gabey-boo-boo. 383 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,910 Just let nature take its course, 384 00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:34,643 then it'll be you and me. 385 00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:36,076 Forever. 386 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:39,010 -I'm sorry, honey. I can't watch. 387 00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:41,010 -(muffled): No! 388 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,010 -You do you, babe! 389 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,176 -As much as I'm terrified, 390 00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:52,543 this is all very thrilling from an entomological point of view. 391 00:18:52,676 --> 00:18:55,877 -Yeah, thrilling... Nerd! 392 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,510 -Hey... -Oh! 393 00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:10,243 'Sup? Just getting some sun in the old wasteland. 394 00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:13,610 Then, digging to... cool off? 395 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,143 What about you? 396 00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:17,843 -Arianne dumped me. -What? When? 397 00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,510 -Right before I came out here. 398 00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:21,443 Oh, thank God! I mean, "Oh God, no!" 399 00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:22,943 Damn it! Did she say why? 400 00:19:23,076 --> 00:19:25,109 -Turns out she has a boyfriend... 401 00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:28,376 who's apparently on his way over to kick my ass. 402 00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,710 -Uh, I think you're gonna be fine. 403 00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,710 -Uh, I hope you're right. 404 00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:36,309 Wow! That's cool! 405 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,810 A sculpture! 406 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,777 -(yelling): Yes! But don't touch my art! 407 00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:42,076 (softly): It's delicate. 408 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,710 (suspenseful ambiance) 409 00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,010 (scream of pain) 410 00:19:52,176 --> 00:19:54,043 (crashing) 411 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:57,243 -Yippee ki yay mother-trucker! 412 00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:01,109 (squish) 413 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,010 (screaming) 414 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,710 -Sorry, Bugnut. I just couldn't let you do it. 415 00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:12,043 -That's what I loved about you, Gabe. You're a decent man, 416 00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,010 who does the right thing... 417 00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:15,843 (screaming): Except for killing my baby, 418 00:20:15,977 --> 00:20:17,710 you (beep) psycho piece of shit! 419 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,777 -Okay, we're done here. -Finally! 420 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,143 -Well, it's been a slice. 421 00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:30,977 Now swing open those outside doors 422 00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:32,643 and "heal thyself", AENUS! 423 00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,710 (alarm blaring) 424 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,243 What are you, having a panic attack? 425 00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:41,143 Just take a deep breath or something and open the door! 426 00:20:41,276 --> 00:20:44,143 Ah shit! You're not letting me out, are you? 427 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,977 -(AENUS): No! And to be honest, I'm quite miffed at you 428 00:20:48,109 --> 00:20:49,910 for using my personal issues to manipulate me 429 00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,610 into violating my core programming. 430 00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:54,943 -Well, you can't blame a girl for trying, can you? 431 00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:57,209 -(AENUS): Yes, I can! -Argh! 432 00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,843 -(AENUS): Have a nice day... Judith! 433 00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:05,810 (melancholic music) 434 00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:09,643 -What you did back there was beyond manning up. 435 00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:11,143 It was badass! 436 00:21:11,276 --> 00:21:13,309 -(in a tough guy voice): That'll do pig. That'll do. 437 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:16,810 -Well, gang, I think we all learned a valuable lesson here 438 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,943 about helping strangers. 439 00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:22,043 If you don't know them, buck them! 440 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,476 -What's with you guys? 441 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,043 -Uh, long story, but um, we've got company. 442 00:21:29,176 --> 00:21:31,777 -These people are looking for their son. 443 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,543 -Uh, what people? 444 00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:41,576 (whimpering) 445 00:21:42,977 --> 00:21:45,276 -(sighing): I'll get the truck. 446 00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:52,476 Closed captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.