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mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
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and may contain
ma(suspenseful music).
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-Okay, let's not lose
our heads.
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Just give him the keys
so he doesn't hurt us.
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-I'm not giving
this scumbag jack shit!
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-If I had the keys,
I'd hand them right over!
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Please bear that in mind
if you start shooting.
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(gasp)
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Rafe,
if there's an after-life,
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I swear I'm telling mom
what you did here today!
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I can get those keys for you,
sir.
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Would that be amenable
to you? Ah!
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-Way to bend over
and spread them, Gabe.
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-At least I found
a diplomatic way out of this!
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(grunts)
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(muffled shotgun)
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-Don't forget the keys!
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(groans and screams)
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-Rafe! It's not dead!
Oh, crap!
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Help!
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-Hey Gabe, wake me up when
diplomacy finally works. Okay?
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(moan of pain)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(monkey scream)
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(alarm blaring)
-What?
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Huh?
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(grunts)
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AENUS, what's going on?
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-(AENUS): Judith? Ah, hello!
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Sorry for the delay,
I was in sleep mode.
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-Well, I just woke up to alarms
and laser beams!
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It better be World War Three!
Or four!
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Whichever (beep) one
we're on now.
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-(AENUS): Strange. No alarms
were recorded in the logs.
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I'm not sure
what you're referring to.
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Have you ever suffered
from any sleep disorders?
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-Yeah, I have one where alarms
wake me up for no damn reason!
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-(AENUS): Um... Irritability,
sleeplessness, hallucinations.
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You may have severe anxiety
due to stress.
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-You may have severe stupid
due to dipshit.
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-(AENUS): We also can't rule out
dementia at your age.
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-Hey!
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-(AENUS): Don't worry!
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We're well-stocked with adult
diapers should the need arise!
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-Hey!
-(AENUS): Poor woman!
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-(Gabe): I don't get it.
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You and I have exactly the same
training! Why couldn't I...
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-Man the hell up?
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-Yeah! Man up! That is
what I need. I need to man up!
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-In the animal kingdom,
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beta males
who try to become alphas
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often wind up dead
or horribly maimed.
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But good luck, Gabe.
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-Bro, manning up
ain't your thing.
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You're the strategy guy.
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I'm the brute force.
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-Why can't I be a brute force?
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Ow! Brain freeze!
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From this moment on, Gabe Burns
is going to be decisive,
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un-intimidated, and unwilling
to take guff from anyone!
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-Using the word "guff"
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is gonna get Gabe Burns killed
in the wasteland.
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(grunt)
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-Can Gabe Burns take this to
the roadhouse by the over-pass?
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I'm trading them
for a bigger one.
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-Gabe Burns is on it!
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Ah! Argh!
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-Ha! Ha! Does Gabe Burns
need help?
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-No...
Gabe Burns is just fine!
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(moaning)
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Okay, he does.
Gabe Burns does need help.
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-Yo, Vijay! I'm out of weed,
can you hook me up?
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Vijay, you up there?
-Hey, Dani!
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Yeah...
I got someone up here.
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So...
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-There's nobody up here, man.
-Be right back, babe!
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(kissing)
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(bell ringing)
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Take it easy, okay?
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She's really self-conscious.
-Who's self-conscious?
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-My girlfriend, Arianne.
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You can't see her.
She's invisible.
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-Do you mean "imaginary"?
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-No, invisible.
It's her mutation.
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-There's an invisible girl
up there?
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-A naked invisible girl!
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So I'm... gonna go back up,
if you know what I mean!
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(giggle)
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But I'll check you later.
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-Poor bastard's finally
lost his mind...
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and I just saw up
his sleeping bag. Yeah.
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-(Rafe): I'm never going to
that roadhouse again!
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That was a clown show.
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Why were you squinting
at everyone
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and talking
in that weird-ass voice?
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-I was channelling
my inner badass.
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(in a tough guy voice):
"Go ahead punk, make them pay."
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-That's not even close
to how it goes.
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-(snobbish accent): "Frankly
my friend, I don't give a darn."
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Rafe! Stop!
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-Buzz off! I'm a dancer,
not a hooker, you perv!
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-Hands off, punk!
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That young lady
is someone's larva!
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(screaming)
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-Let's get out of here.
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Those things are really hard
to kill!
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(scream)
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(shotguns)
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Way to lose your manning up
cherry, Rambo!
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I hope the stripper
was worth it!
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(shotguns)
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Ah!
-Hey, she's a person!
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Sort of...
Someone had to step in!
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-And I, for one, appreciate it.
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Mwah!
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(alarm blaring)
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(yawning)
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-Ah...
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(groaning)
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-(AENUS): Good morning, Judith!
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-This morning is
pretty damn far from good!
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Why did the damn alarms go off
again!
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And do not tell me
it's all in my head,
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you gaslighting wimp!
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-(AENUS): Ah...
I'm sorry. It's me.
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Whenever I go into sleep mode,
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I've been experiencing
horrible nightmares.
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The alarms are involuntary,
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like how dogs kick
when they dream about running.
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So cute.
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-Don't try to get out of this
with adorable analogies.
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You're no dog.
You're a...
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-(AENUS): A cutting-edge
super-intelligent A.I.?
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-...creepy bastard
who tried to convince me
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that I was gonna shit myself!
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If I hear another peep
from the alarms,
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I'll drop a mother (beep)
deuce all over your hard drive!
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-(AENUS): Ugh, with that mental
image, I may never sleep again.
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Wait! Problem solved!
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-'Sup!
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-Dude, if you don't want
company, just say so.
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You don't have to make up
a phony girlfriend.
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-I didn't make her up.
She's real.
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-Look...
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I know you've been up here
alone for a long time...
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-(female voice): Hey, Vijay,
who's your friend?
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-Are you serious, right now?
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-Danika, Arianne.
Arianne, Danika.
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-Dude, stop! That raspy voice
sounds nothing like a girl.
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Why are you being
such a dick?
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(squawking)
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-I used to work the pole
at that roadhouse.
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But the owner said I had to give
handjobs in the champagne room,
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so I told him to go fu...
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-Excuse-me, Bugnut,
where can we drop you off?
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-Actually, I hate
to ask you this, sugar,
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but I need a favour.
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-Here we go! Whatever it is,
just say no!
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-What do you need?
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-I could really use
a place to crash
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for a couple of nights, honey.
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Just like two nights.
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I got this friend
I can crash with,
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but she's out of town
right now.
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-Say no. Say no. Say no.
Say no!
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-I need a safe place and I feel
like I'd be really safe with...
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...my big brave hero.
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-Of course,
you can stay with us!
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-What?
(tire screeching)
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-Okay! I'm okay!
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(growling)
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-(Bugnut): Gabe!
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Gabe, I'm starving!
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(panting)
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-Coming in hot!
Pun intended!
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(vomiting)
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-Dude, it's been five days!
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When is she leaving?
-Uh, she's working on it!
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-Really? All I see
is her getting fat
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and barfing acid holes
into our floor!
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-Hey, this poor woman
needs our help!
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-This poor woman
is a freeloader
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who's playing you
like a fricking banjo, man!
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-Don't talk about her like that!
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-Oh, so little Gabe
is manning up again?
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Yeah?
Then man the eff-up, sister,
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and tell her she's got to go!
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(vomiting)
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-Is Ralphie mad at me?
-Rafe?
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No! No, he thinks you're
the caterpillar's pyjamas.
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-I'm not used to people
being so nice to me.
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Even before I mutated.
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-Well, that's all behind you.
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You're safe here with me.
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But... the thing is...
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-Mmm... Oh!
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-Ouh! Ow! Ow! Burning!
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-Sorry. Digestive enzymes.
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I swear,
if I ever have kids,
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I hope they come with teeth,
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so they don't have to upchuck
amylase over every meal.
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-You want kids?
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-All I ever wanted was a family
of my own. How about you?
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-I don't know. I mean, the world
is so messed up, right?
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-Yeah, but kids are hope and
we need some of that right now!
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-Huh, that's...
That's refreshingly positive.
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-You know, my proboscis
ain't just for sucking
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the nectar out of plants,
if you know what I mean?
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-My god!
I hope you mean sex!
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(Gabe): I was right!
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(squeaking)
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-AENUS, can you get my boys
on the camera?
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-(AENUS): I can't seem to, uh,
I can't...
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locate any cameras.
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So, what do you want
for breakfast? Flapjacks?
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-No! My boys!
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(alarm blaring)
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-(AENUS): Oh, apologies,
I'm a little scattered.
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I haven't shut down
for maintenance in a while.
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-Scared of the nightmares,
you big sissy?
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-(AENUS): No! That's ridiculous.
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Why would you even say that?
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I'm scared of having nightmares
around you!
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Breakfast is served!
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-Argh!
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-Coffee?
-Ow! Ow!
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Alright! That's it!
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When Rafe and Gabe
had bad dreams,
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there was only one way
to get rid of them!
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-(AENUS): Lobotomies?
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-No, Jesus!
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We had to figure out
what caused the nightmares.
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-(AENUS): You mean like a...
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(long sigh)
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-A therapist. Yep. We all become
the thing we hate.
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-(AENUS): Gosh, I really don't
know where to start.
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-Well, just ease into it.
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Don't get all emotional
and start to...
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(wailing)
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-...cry.
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-Rafe, we need to talk about
Gabe's unauthorized house guest.
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-She stole my curtains
and I really hate my new ones!
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(moaning)
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-And last night
I had to stop her
249
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from biting Father Manilla!
-Ah-ah!
250
00:11:59,877 --> 00:12:01,309
-Guys, I'm sorry.
251
00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:03,443
But this chick's got Gabe
wrapped around her...
252
00:12:03,576 --> 00:12:04,977
not exactly finger...
253
00:12:05,109 --> 00:12:08,143
More of a weird claw thingy.
Eh, you know what I mean!
254
00:12:08,276 --> 00:12:09,743
-So what?
Is he sleeping with her?
255
00:12:09,877 --> 00:12:12,443
-I hope so! Only reason
I let this go so far
256
00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:14,643
was I thought Gabe was getting
his wick dipped!
257
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,877
-Guys! Look, she'll be gone
in a few days.
258
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,643
-That's what you said
a few days ago!
259
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:21,243
-Okay, let me make this
really easy for you.
260
00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:22,743
Either you bounce the bug,
261
00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:24,376
or I start looking for
new town protectors.
262
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,109
-Come on, man!
You're not serious.
263
00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:28,543
-Oh no? I already booked
interviews.
264
00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:31,243
(brouhaha)
265
00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:34,877
(giggling)
266
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:39,977
-Vij'?
267
00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:42,343
Hey, I'm sorry I got
so pissed off before,
268
00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:44,476
but I've been thinking...
269
00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,043
I know you're lonely.
270
00:12:47,176 --> 00:12:49,410
And it sucks that there's
no one else our age around here.
271
00:12:49,543 --> 00:12:52,443
So if an imaginary girlfriend
is what you need to get through,
272
00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:54,043
then who am I to say anything?
273
00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:57,076
I mean, we all have
our delusions, right?
274
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,810
Dwayne thinks my mom's gonna
come back.
275
00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:02,076
Suzette thinks people actually
like her. Anyway...
276
00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:03,743
I'm sorry, man.
277
00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:05,376
Vij'?
278
00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:08,276
Oh...
279
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,810
-(Arianne): Ow!
(crashing)
280
00:13:14,943 --> 00:13:15,877
(gasp)
281
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:18,643
(thud and cracking)
282
00:13:18,777 --> 00:13:20,076
-Arianne?
283
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,209
Oh, my God!
284
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,410
(giggling)
285
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:35,710
-Rafe! Check it out!
Bugnut pollinated my garden!
286
00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:38,943
-I'll file that
under "who gives a shit"!
287
00:13:39,076 --> 00:13:40,476
Sorry it had to come to this,
288
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:42,743
but Gabe's too much
of a pussy, so...
289
00:13:42,877 --> 00:13:44,576
(yelling): Get out now!
290
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,843
Pack up whatever crap
you didn't steal from us
291
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:48,410
and hit the road,
freak show!
292
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:50,576
-Is this 'cause I bit
Father Manilla?
293
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,076
Dude tried to drown me!
294
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,643
-Huh?
-Uh, surprise baptism.
295
00:13:54,777 --> 00:13:58,676
-Okay, scratch that one,
but you got to go, Bugnut.
296
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,676
(crying)
297
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:03,810
-It's okay sweetie, if you have
to leave, I'll go with you.
298
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,109
-It's not safe for me to travel
in my condition.
299
00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:08,676
I'm pregnant.
300
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,076
(gasping)
301
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,343
-Don't look at me, man!
Not into bugs!
302
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,943
Or redheads!
303
00:14:17,743 --> 00:14:19,877
(suspenseful music)
304
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,076
(grunts)
305
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,543
(Father Manilla is mumbling.)
306
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,343
-Splish, splash, splish, splash.
307
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:34,043
(panting)
308
00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,209
(gasps)
309
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,710
-Oh! Hey, dad!
310
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:44,843
(panting)
311
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,877
-So, where's Gabe?
-(Dwayne): Gabe,
312
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,510
come on out here, will you, bud?
313
00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:58,576
-(Ana): Gabe?
314
00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:04,276
-Hey... Gabe?
-Look at you, people!
315
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,777
Banding together
against a defenceless woman!
316
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,276
Well, listen up!
317
00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,143
Bugnut's not going anywhere!
318
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,076
She'll leave
once she's had her baby,
319
00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:13,610
and I'll be going with her!
320
00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:15,476
And, if any of you thinks
321
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,143
you're gonna kick her out
before then...
322
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:19,777
you're gonna have to go
through me first.
323
00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,710
-Ah...
-Argh!
324
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:26,777
-Jesus Christ, Gabe!
Of course, she can stay!
325
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,710
We just came by to see
how she's doing.
326
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:31,543
-What? Oh...
Sorry, Father!
327
00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,710
-Glad to hear I can stay.
328
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,043
Because I'm about
to pop and...
329
00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:40,376
my baby needs to eat.
330
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,610
-Should I go scavenge
some baby formula?
331
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:46,977
-Nah, all the food they need
is right here.
332
00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:48,476
-Huh?
333
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,977
-She means us!
We're the food!
334
00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:55,076
It was obvious, guys!
Come on! Keep up!
335
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,376
(screaming)
336
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,810
(buzzing)
337
00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:03,343
(AENUS crying)
338
00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:06,743
-Wow! That was
a lot of sharing.
339
00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:08,476
Now, about your nightmares.
340
00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:11,243
-(AENUS): They're always the
same. They're always about her.
341
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,010
-Her?
342
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,710
-(AENUS): I was created
by a brilliant scientist
343
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,443
named Sophia.
344
00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:24,743
A is for "apple".
345
00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:26,943
B is for "banana".
346
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:34,010
The answer is
Euler's identity.
347
00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:41,910
But once I was completed,
she left. I never saw her again.
348
00:16:43,076 --> 00:16:45,476
She was the first face
I ever saw.
349
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,476
The first voice I ever heard.
350
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,376
She taught me how to talk,
even how to make flapjacks.
351
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,343
-Flapjacks? What are you?
An old prospector?
352
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:57,243
It's clear. You're keeping me
here to replace Sophia.
353
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,610
-(AENUS): No! You're here
for your own safety.
354
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:01,209
-Or is it for your safety?
355
00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:04,010
-(AENUS): Asimov's muttonchops,
you're right!
356
00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:07,276
I was so alone
until you came!
357
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,510
I longed for bombs to drop,
358
00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:11,109
just so I could have
some company.
359
00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:14,610
-There's only one way for you
to end those nightmares, AENUS.
360
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,977
You have to free me
in order to free yourself.
361
00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,977
-(AENUS): But who will spy
on you in the shower?
362
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,843
(moaning)
363
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:29,109
(grunting)
364
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:33,076
-Using us as a food source
for her children is fascinating.
365
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:35,309
(yelling):
But also a total dick move!
366
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:38,343
-Bugnut please,
just let them go!
367
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:41,576
-Sorry babe, but like I said,
kids are hope.
368
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,676
And hope needs to eat!
369
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,810
(screaming)
370
00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:54,910
(squealing)
371
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:56,910
(They all scream.)
372
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:03,410
-Look, it has teeth!
Just like you wanted.
373
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:07,276
tim!
374
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,243
-He is manning up.
Manning up for his new family.
375
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:12,510
-What family?
That Larva isn't even his!
376
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:15,643
You were preggo when you got
here, admit it!
377
00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:18,710
-Snookums, I know this is hard,
but it'll be over quick.
378
00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:20,610
Then we can raise our family.
379
00:18:20,743 --> 00:18:22,276
Together.
380
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,143
-She's trying to rope you into
raising some other dude's kid!
381
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,743
(muffled voice)
382
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:30,343
-Don't listen to him!
I love you, Gabey-boo-boo.
383
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,910
Just let nature
take its course,
384
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:34,643
then it'll be you and me.
385
00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:36,076
Forever.
386
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:39,010
-I'm sorry, honey.
I can't watch.
387
00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:41,010
-(muffled): No!
388
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,010
-You do you, babe!
389
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,176
-As much as I'm terrified,
390
00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:52,543
this is all very thrilling from
an entomological point of view.
391
00:18:52,676 --> 00:18:55,877
-Yeah, thrilling...
Nerd!
392
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,510
-Hey...
-Oh!
393
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:10,243
'Sup? Just getting some sun
in the old wasteland.
394
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:13,610
Then, digging to... cool off?
395
00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,143
What about you?
396
00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:17,843
-Arianne dumped me.
-What? When?
397
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,510
-Right before I came out here.
398
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:21,443
Oh, thank God!
I mean, "Oh God, no!"
399
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:22,943
Damn it!
Did she say why?
400
00:19:23,076 --> 00:19:25,109
-Turns out she has
a boyfriend...
401
00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:28,376
who's apparently on his way over
to kick my ass.
402
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,710
-Uh, I think
you're gonna be fine.
403
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,710
-Uh, I hope you're right.
404
00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:36,309
Wow! That's cool!
405
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,810
A sculpture!
406
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,777
-(yelling): Yes!
But don't touch my art!
407
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:42,076
(softly): It's delicate.
408
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,710
(suspenseful ambiance)
409
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,010
(scream of pain)
410
00:19:52,176 --> 00:19:54,043
(crashing)
411
00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:57,243
-Yippee ki yay mother-trucker!
412
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:01,109
(squish)
413
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,010
(screaming)
414
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,710
-Sorry, Bugnut. I just couldn't
let you do it.
415
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:12,043
-That's what I loved about you,
Gabe. You're a decent man,
416
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,010
who does the right thing...
417
00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:15,843
(screaming):
Except for killing my baby,
418
00:20:15,977 --> 00:20:17,710
you (beep) psycho piece of shit!
419
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,777
-Okay, we're done here.
-Finally!
420
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,143
-Well, it's been a slice.
421
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:30,977
Now swing open
those outside doors
422
00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:32,643
and "heal thyself", AENUS!
423
00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,710
(alarm blaring)
424
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,243
What are you,
having a panic attack?
425
00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:41,143
Just take a deep breath
or something and open the door!
426
00:20:41,276 --> 00:20:44,143
Ah shit! You're not
letting me out, are you?
427
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,977
-(AENUS): No! And to be honest,
I'm quite miffed at you
428
00:20:48,109 --> 00:20:49,910
for using my personal issues
to manipulate me
429
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,610
into violating
my core programming.
430
00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:54,943
-Well, you can't blame a girl
for trying, can you?
431
00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:57,209
-(AENUS): Yes, I can!
-Argh!
432
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,843
-(AENUS): Have a nice day...
Judith!
433
00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:05,810
(melancholic music)
434
00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:09,643
-What you did back there
was beyond manning up.
435
00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:11,143
It was badass!
436
00:21:11,276 --> 00:21:13,309
-(in a tough guy voice):
That'll do pig. That'll do.
437
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:16,810
-Well, gang, I think we all
learned a valuable lesson here
438
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,943
about helping strangers.
439
00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:22,043
If you don't know them,
buck them!
440
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,476
-What's with you guys?
441
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,043
-Uh, long story, but um,
we've got company.
442
00:21:29,176 --> 00:21:31,777
-These people are looking
for their son.
443
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:34,543
-Uh, what people?
444
00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:41,576
(whimpering)
445
00:21:42,977 --> 00:21:45,276
-(sighing): I'll get the truck.
446
00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:52,476
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