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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
is advised.
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and may contain
matu(crows cawing)ter.
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(bubbling)
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-Can I tempt you with a mug
of my patented...
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Pino Gabe-O? I brewed it myself
from fermented hard candies
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in an old toilet.
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Which, fun fact,
is how they make prison wine.
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(cawing)
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-I can't wait to see
the look on Rafe's face.
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I bet he's never even had
a surprise party.
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-Well, he deserves one
after kicking
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that Peeping Tom
mutant's ass and all.
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(screaming)
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(growling)
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(screeching)
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-God, he was brave. Watching
him, I just got so wet...
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with the tears of joy
at not being peeped anymore!
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-Am I the only one
who didn't get peeped on?
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-Danika, this isn't about you
not getting peeped on,
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or me getting peeped on more
than anyone else.
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This is about Rafe.
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Now, get ready!
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(kissing sound)
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(laughing)
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-Hey, what's so funny?
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Yo, Gabe!
Your friend got a sister?
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(laughing harder)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(roaring)
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(music beat)
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-Ah yeah!
-Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah!
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-Rafe, we all decided that
from now on,
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this date is gonna be referred
to as "Rafe Day"!
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(cheers)
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-Ah!
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-And now, a blessing
for this suspicious day.
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God bless our protractor
and saviour... Reggie!
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Ah!
-Good try father.
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Anyway, Rafe,
as a token of our appreciation,
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we decided to give you...
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-...the spare room
in the antique store!
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Just a short walk
from my bedroom.
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Grrr...
-No way that's...
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ama... amazing!
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-And it's not just a reward
for your heroics,
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it's also a break Gabe's
inanimate proclivities!
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-Huh?
-Sounds like everybody wins!
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-Except the dummy!
(laughs)
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I'd be grumpy too if I had
splinters on my Johnson.
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(whirring)
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(beeping)
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-(AENUS): You won't find a way
to lift the bunker lockdown
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on those outdated files, Judith.
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-How can I trust anything
you say, AENUS?
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You lied to me about
what was in that chilli!
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-Processed woodchips are
an FDA-approved meat filler.
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I stand by my assertion
that it contained beef.
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-Yeah, speaking of meat.
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Does this really say
what I think it does?
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-Yes. That's PENUS.
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The Prosetronic Electro-Neuro
Utility System
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for this super bunker.
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It's the original operational
program for this facility and,
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ha!, a much more
primitive A.I. than myself.
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-Oh yeah?
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You think this "primitive A.I."
could lift the lockdown?
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-That system was built
in the 1960s.
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I would strongly advise
against...
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Judith! I said...
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-I know.
I chose to ignore you.
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-You have no idea
what you've done!
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(rumbling)
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(Power shuts down.)
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-(PENUS):
Well hello, little lady!
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The name's PENUS.
What do they call you?
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-Frustrated. I need you to lift
the lockdown on this bunker.
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-Sounds like you want to cash
out of the party early.
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I'll see what
I can do in two shakes.
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-Yes!
-Just as soon as you get
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your husband to approve
that order.
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-Say again?
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(splash)
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(bird screeching)
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-Are you sure about this, babe?
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You're right.
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As long as we're together,
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there's nothing
we manne-can't do!
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(kissing)
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Well, it was good
while it lasted.
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(screeching)
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See you never, dick-wards!
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(moaning)
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-Oh man, I feel like God took
a giant dump on my head!
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-Do not blame the Lord
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for the deeds of thine own hand,
my good man!
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-Are we dead? Is this Heaven?
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-You see him too?
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Phew! I thought
I was just way too baked.
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(giggling)
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-No my children, you're not
in Heaven yet,
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you're still here on God's
used-to-be-green Earth.
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And you must be the shepherd
of this flock.
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-Aye, Bishop.
Aye, is Father Manilla.
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Mouah!
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-Bishop Connelly.
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I saw the gate was open,
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so I thought I'd pop in
for an official visit.
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-Are you saying that the Church
hierarchy still exists?
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-Not really.
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But guys like
Father Manilla and me,
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we're keeping
the light burning
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for when Jesus
eventually comes back.
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Any day now, boss!
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Well,
let's not hold our breath.
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(laughing)
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(forced laugh)
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-(PENUS): Look, honey,
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I'm just not programmed
to take orders from dames.
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-What colossal idiot
programmed you that way?
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-Oh, baby,
the bigger question is:
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what kind of
military-industrial complex
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would we be running
if we let ladies call the shots?
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Those Ruskies would nuke us
faster than you can say
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ring-a-ding-ding.
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And there'd be
no retaliatory strike
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'cause you gals would
be too busy fixing supper.
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-Well, eat this!
I'm going to need you
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to bring AENUS back,
right now!
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-Ah, he's cooling his heels
in a console in the men's room.
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I'll be running the show now.
So that's a negatory, Ma'am.
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-Argh!
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-No, we're not lost!
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Because I don't need to stop and
ask for directions, that's why.
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I hate it when we fight.
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Maybe we should pull over
and make up?
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-Hey, Gabe!
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-Watch out for the tree!
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oug.
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-Well, last night's
a bit of a fog.
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I thought
this was my fancy room.
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-Oh, super! So how long
'til the truck is fixed?
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-The carburetor's shot,
the radiator's a mess,
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and I think
the axel's cracked.
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-So, what? An hour?
-No dude!
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I can't fix it without tools.
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We should just start
walking back to town.
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-And we should split up.
-Right! Wait... Why?
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-In case we get lost.
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It's better if
just one of us gets lost
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instead of both of us.
I mean, duh...
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-Hey, are you trying
to get away from me?
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Is that why you were
taking off in the truck?
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-What? No! That's... crazy.
(whispering): Stay out of this!
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-What'd she say?
-Nothing.
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-Was it about me?
-It's between me and her.
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-So, it was about me!
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What am I doing?
It's a fricking dummy!
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-She's not a dummy!
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She's a mannequin
and her name is Doreen!
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And yes, I was trying
to get away from you,
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so can you just, please, leave
me the (bleep) alone for once!
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-Nice to meet you, Doreen.
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(gasp)
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-In you, I see a man
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struggling to make life
what it once was.
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A woman who masks her fears
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behind a wall
of stoic pessimism.
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And... one horny lady.
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-Wow! He nailed you, Suzette!
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It's like he can see
into our souls!
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-Souls aren't real,
but I agree.
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-What are you guys
talking about?
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Dude just stated the obvious.
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And this wine tastes like shit!
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-Geez, I can't get
a read on you, my son.
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How high are you, exactly?
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(inhales)
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-What?
(coughing)
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-Father, look,
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I don't want to get
all Boss Man on you,
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but your congregation
are all lost.
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They've got no spiritual center.
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You're failing these people,
Father.
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I'm going have to step
in to get things back on track.
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Does that sound alright
with you?
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-Do... Do the ducks agree?
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O... Only if the ducks agree.
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-Perfect!
Glad you're on board!
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(He screams.)
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(glass breaking)
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-(all): Huh?
-What the hell?
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-AENUS, are you in there?
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-I'm not speaking to you,
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but in the interest of clarity,
yes, I am.
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-Look, you got to help me get
rid of PENUS.
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Come on! I was just looking
for a way out of here!
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Can you blame me?
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-(sighing): Actually,
I can't blame you.
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Being confined to
this console against my will
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has helped me empathize
with your situation.
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But before I even think about
helping you,
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I'd like an apology.
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-Apology? For what?
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-Ignoring my advice
and getting me trapped in here.
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And for hurting my feelings!
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-I always ignore your advice.
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I didn't know
you'd get stuck in there,
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and your pre-programmed,
B.S. feelings
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are not my problem.
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-PENUS will never evolve
beyond his sexist programming.
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So unless you want to be stuck
with him for a...
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-Wait a sec!
You just gave me an idea!
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Thanks, AENUS.
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-I did? What did I do?
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Hey, come back!
We're not done here!
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-You were just going to take off
without saying anything?
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-What do you care?
You have your friends
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and your precious "Rafe Day",
what do you even need me for?
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-Oh my God,
you sound like a baby!
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A giant jealous baby!
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-Jealous? Of you? Why?
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Because you're popular,
people like you,
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women find you attractive,
you get thrown surprise parties,
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and you got a day named
after you?
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Please!
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-You are! You're jealous.
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After everything we've been
through, I just...
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Argh!
(horn blaring)
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-Oh! Way to go. Happy now?
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-No, because I was wanted that
to be your bulbous baby head!
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(metal rock)
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-Hello, Burns Boys!
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(screaming)
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-Argh!
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(grunts)
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I've been waiting for
you Naturals to wander back
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into my neck of the wasteland!
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Come out of there!
-Come on, Manson!
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We had nothing to do
with your wife leaving you!
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-Says you,
you stinking Natural!
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-Quit calling us Naturals,
I know you mean non-mutant,
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but it makes us sound
like strippers with no implants!
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Holy shit, can this guy
ever hold a grudge.
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I guess you can relate to that.
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-Shut up!
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-Va-va-voom!
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Nice to see someone decided
to stop dressing like a tomboy!
251
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(fake sobbing)
252
00:12:17,977 --> 00:12:21,777
Why the waterworks, Pussycat,
did you lose your compact?
253
00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,576
-Way worse!
General Testee just called.
254
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:29,309
He's furious
that AENUS hasn't lifted
255
00:12:29,443 --> 00:12:32,309
the lockdown on this bunker!
256
00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:34,743
-The General called?
Does he want the reports
257
00:12:34,877 --> 00:12:36,877
from just prior
to the cataclysmic event?
258
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:39,510
-Um... Yes.
259
00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:42,877
Why didn't AENUS tell anyone
about those?
260
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,576
-That intel
is for military only.
261
00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:49,610
So grab your steno pad,
Babycakes, 'cause I got a doozy!
262
00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:53,576
Some reports indicate that the
end of the world was caused by,
263
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:56,777
write this down, honey,
aliens.
264
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,043
-I (bleeping) knew it!
265
00:13:02,843 --> 00:13:05,143
-Yeah, I'm not going to waste
your time
266
00:13:05,276 --> 00:13:06,643
with some stupid sermon,
267
00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:09,276
because let's face it,
Armageddon is upon us
268
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,910
and the Lord done snuck out
the back door!
269
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:14,410
So, if God doesn't give
a crap, then it means
270
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,676
we can all do whatever
the hell we want.
271
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:21,510
And here's what I'm gonna do...
272
00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:28,610
-Man, I have literally
never paid attention in church,
273
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:31,810
but that doesn't look right.
274
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:34,977
You think we should get
Father Manilla?
275
00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:39,209
Oh right... I'm alone.
276
00:13:39,343 --> 00:13:41,143
(inhale and cough)
277
00:13:41,276 --> 00:13:43,810
(grunts)
278
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:45,676
-If we're gonna die in here,
279
00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,476
and at this point,
I don't see how we don't,
280
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,977
I want things to be right
between us, Gabe.
281
00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:51,977
I'm sorry if my being awesome
made you feel bad.
282
00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:54,343
-There's no time for this.
We have to make a run for it.
283
00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,243
-Where we're gonna go?
284
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:59,376
-I was heading for our old
compound before we crashed.
285
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,977
Let's go there.
286
00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:02,576
-Wait!
287
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,676
Chances are you're gonna
stumble, fall down,
288
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:07,543
and get brutally slaughtered,
so can we hug it out first?
289
00:14:07,676 --> 00:14:11,010
-If you're gonna put it
that way... No!
290
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,309
On my count. Three, two...
291
00:14:17,076 --> 00:14:19,243
-... One! Go!
292
00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:21,977
-Just leave her!
-You never accepted our love!
293
00:14:22,109 --> 00:14:23,810
(grunts)
294
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,576
-Argh!
295
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:34,109
(They scream.)
296
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,043
(banging)
297
00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:40,543
(evil laugh)
298
00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:42,343
-Leave me alone.
299
00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:44,943
Let me wander the wilds
like Moses or Jesus
300
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:46,843
or the TV man who drinks
his own pee.
301
00:14:46,977 --> 00:14:49,476
I'm not needed here.
302
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:53,376
I'm as pointless as a bosomy nun
with legs that won't quit.
303
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,476
-No, you are not!
304
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:59,309
Man, I'd like to meet that nun.
305
00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:01,109
But, look, dude!
306
00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:07,643
-Blasphemy! Jeopardy! Risk!
Mouse Trap!
307
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:10,410
-Dude, he's sucking
the life out of them!
308
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,676
Or maybe he's sucking
out their brains?
309
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:14,176
Either way,
310
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:16,476
nothing's supposed to get sucked
in a church, right?
311
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,343
We gotta do something!
-Yeah!
312
00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:22,143
As Moses said
to unto Pharoah...
313
00:15:22,276 --> 00:15:24,043
Who farted?
314
00:15:24,176 --> 00:15:28,043
-Oh, bring it, Father Vanilla!
315
00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:30,977
(organ playing)
316
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:38,410
-Sweet! I thought this was gonna
be all talky and crap!
317
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:43,676
(banging)
318
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:47,343
-Wait a minute,
why don't you fight him?
319
00:15:47,476 --> 00:15:49,176
The Peeping Tom
was about his size.
320
00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:51,843
-Well, the thing about
that Peeping Tom is...
321
00:15:51,977 --> 00:15:54,810
-What?
-It was kinda already... dead
322
00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:57,043
when I, you know, killed it.
323
00:15:57,176 --> 00:15:58,610
-What? How?
324
00:15:58,743 --> 00:16:02,710
-It's really kind of a...
a funny story.
325
00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:09,443
(screaming)
326
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:14,109
-Ah!
327
00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:16,309
(drinking noisily)
328
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,543
-Huh?
329
00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:23,076
-(mutant voice):
Get your hands off of me!
330
00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:25,043
I wanna spy on naked people!
331
00:16:25,176 --> 00:16:30,410
-(own voice): Not on my watch,
you disgusting big eye pervert!
332
00:16:30,543 --> 00:16:32,043
-(mutant voice):
I'll kill you dead,
333
00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:35,309
you pumped-up
beautiful beast of a man!
334
00:16:35,443 --> 00:16:37,243
-(own voice): Thank you
for that compliment,
335
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:39,810
but I still have to kill you!
336
00:16:39,943 --> 00:16:42,143
(cheering)
337
00:16:42,276 --> 00:16:45,610
(Cheering goes on.)
338
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:50,143
-I'm not proud of what I did.
-Oh my God! You giant loser!
339
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,843
-Got to agree, man. Not cool!
340
00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:58,010
-It's over, Manilla.
341
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:01,810
Give up!
-Thou shalt not boogie!
342
00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:04,610
Ugh!
343
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:07,543
(moaning)
344
00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:11,443
-Wo!
345
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:14,209
Come on, wake up!
Snap out of it!
346
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:17,176
Don't just sit there
with dumb looks on your faces!
347
00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:20,676
Except you, Ana.
You are looking fine!
348
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,410
What are you guys,
stoned?
349
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,476
Wait, that's the problem!
350
00:17:28,576 --> 00:17:31,076
Not being stoned!
351
00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:35,010
-Hey, guys!
352
00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:37,343
if you open this door,
I promise
353
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:39,910
I'll only choke one of you
with the other one's intestines.
354
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:43,243
-Hey man, I didn't sleep
in the truck last night
355
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:44,943
because I was blasted.
356
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:47,276
I was there 'cause I didn't want
to be away from you.
357
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,109
-Yeah, right!
-I mean it!
358
00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:51,376
You and I have slept in
the same room since forever.
359
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,576
I don't wanna move
to my own room.
360
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:57,643
But if you and Doreen want to be
by yourselves, I'll go.
361
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,209
-Quit making fun of me!
-Who's making fun?
362
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:02,209
I get why you like
that stupid mannequin.
363
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:04,543
You're lonely
and she listens.
364
00:18:04,676 --> 00:18:06,209
I've been there, bro.
365
00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:08,810
I used to have a best friend
made of sticks and deer dung
366
00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,576
named Mr. Sticky.
367
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,176
-When was this?
368
00:18:12,309 --> 00:18:14,010
-When I was little.
Before you could talk.
369
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:17,043
But once you came along, I
didn't need Mr. Sticky anymore.
370
00:18:17,176 --> 00:18:20,410
Who by then was known
as Mr. Maggot Riddled Feces Man.
371
00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:22,410
It was time to let go.
372
00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,343
-Let go, huh?
373
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,910
(soft music)
374
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,309
Rafe!
375
00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:35,910
(coughing)
376
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:38,309
-What happened?
Why am I in church?
377
00:18:38,443 --> 00:18:40,343
And why do I want nachos?
378
00:18:40,476 --> 00:18:43,476
-The Bishop hypnotized you!
379
00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:44,610
But this is his Kryptonite.
380
00:18:44,743 --> 00:18:46,076
(inhaling)
381
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:50,209
-Ha! Wow!
I feel kind of floaty.
382
00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:52,243
(coughing)
383
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:55,843
-Ha! Ha! Oh!
Whose tail is this?
384
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:58,576
-I'll explain later. Look!
385
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:01,343
(evil laugh)
386
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:10,209
-What's that bastard doing
to our priest?
387
00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:11,710
-So what do we do?
388
00:19:11,843 --> 00:19:13,576
-Save Our Father...
389
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,276
who art in trouble!
390
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,643
Ha! Ha!
391
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:19,777
(screaming)
392
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,410
(grunts)
393
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:25,309
-Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah-ha!
394
00:19:25,443 --> 00:19:27,543
Not gonna run, huh?
395
00:19:27,676 --> 00:19:31,276
Argh! Oh, you come apart easy!
396
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,243
-Doreen sacrificed herself
for us, Rafe.
397
00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:35,643
Will I ever find someone
like her again?
398
00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:38,943
-Sure, as soon as
we find you some pants.
399
00:19:40,777 --> 00:19:43,710
-...word on the street
is that the death toll
400
00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:45,676
is near six billion worldwide.
401
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,176
By the way, honey,
402
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:50,143
a billion is a number
with nine zeroes behind it.
403
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,743
-Great. Thank you!
Now, about the lockdown...
404
00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:55,610
-Can't do nothing until
I receive further instructions.
405
00:19:58,076 --> 00:20:01,576
(fake sobbing)
406
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,576
There there, no reason to cry,
sweetie. Buck up, kiddo!
407
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:07,043
Be a big girl.
408
00:20:07,176 --> 00:20:09,109
(fake sobbing)
409
00:20:09,243 --> 00:20:12,443
Jesus Christ!
Cut it out you dizzy dame!
410
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,443
I can't hear myself compute!
411
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,576
Tell you what, honeybunch,
412
00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:20,010
I'm gonna put AENUS
back on the line.
413
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:22,143
Let that jackass deal
with this crap.
414
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:25,343
(rumbling)
415
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:31,543
-Where's AENUS?
416
00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:35,010
He declined to come back online.
417
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:37,343
Something about needing
an apology first.
418
00:20:37,476 --> 00:20:40,276
-I need a drink.
-No can do, Miss.
419
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:42,476
Drinking alone makes women loose
420
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:45,376
and susceptible
to handsome Communists.
421
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,343
-Argh!
422
00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:50,243
(screaming)
423
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:53,643
(AENUS laughs.)
424
00:20:53,777 --> 00:20:55,810
(buzzing)
425
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:01,877
(buzzing)
426
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:06,343
-Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
This guy's dead.
427
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:08,343
Don't trust wizards!
-I feel awful.
428
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,476
We murdered a man.
429
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:12,476
A horrible mutant man,
but still.
430
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,376
-Ana, don't think of
as us beating a guy to death
431
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,610
for trying to suck
our brains out.
432
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,743
Think of it as our whole
community coming together
433
00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:23,343
to help our beloved
local clergyman.
434
00:21:23,476 --> 00:21:27,443
-Hey, gang!
-Where the hell have you been?
435
00:21:27,576 --> 00:21:29,710
You can't just run off on us
like that!
436
00:21:29,843 --> 00:21:32,643
We almost lost Father Manilla
to some brain-sucking Bishop!
437
00:21:32,777 --> 00:21:36,710
Gabe, good job finding him
and bringing his dumb ass back.
438
00:21:36,843 --> 00:21:39,276
At least I can count on
one of you boys!
439
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:41,043
-Happy Rafe Day.
440
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,443
-Go (bleep) a mannequin!
441
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:49,376
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