1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,309 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:09,910 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,743 and may contain (blood-chilling screams) 4 00:00:11,877 --> 00:00:14,410 (Screams continue.) 5 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,376 (grunts) 6 00:00:22,076 --> 00:00:24,810 (grunts) 7 00:00:24,943 --> 00:00:26,810 -Johnny? What the hell? 8 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,043 -Suzette's doing laundry. 9 00:00:29,176 --> 00:00:32,376 She... uh, likes to sit on the washer. 10 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,176 -(Suzette): Oh, goddamnit! 11 00:00:34,309 --> 00:00:36,510 The power went out before I finished! 12 00:00:36,643 --> 00:00:39,276 -Laundry hardly seems a reason to be so angry... 13 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:42,410 Oh... -(together): Ooh! 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,109 -Hey, mister Mayor! 15 00:00:44,243 --> 00:00:46,209 You said you'd fix it so we'd have more power! 16 00:00:46,343 --> 00:00:48,109 -I did? Well, I say a lot of things 17 00:00:48,243 --> 00:00:49,676 when I have a belly full of bourbon. 18 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:52,276 -Ah! Don't even get me started on us being out of liquor. 19 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:54,777 Another example of your crappy-ass leadership! 20 00:00:56,209 --> 00:00:58,777 Who else is fed up with only having power once a week? 21 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:01,710 (grumbles) 22 00:01:01,843 --> 00:01:04,543 Who wants cold drinks, air conditioning, 23 00:01:04,676 --> 00:01:07,209 and food that doesn't spoil or grow legs? 24 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:09,276 (Grumbles intensify.) 25 00:01:10,443 --> 00:01:14,276 Who wants a constant supply of 120 volts 26 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:17,010 so they can ride the laundry-bronco to O-Town? 27 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,743 (silence) 28 00:01:18,877 --> 00:01:21,943 No? Just me? Okay, fair. 29 00:01:22,076 --> 00:01:23,710 My point is, Duh-wayne, 30 00:01:23,843 --> 00:01:25,276 you're shitting the bed as our town leader. 31 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:27,343 -Oh, like you can do better? 32 00:01:27,476 --> 00:01:29,143 -Literally, anyone could do better. 33 00:01:29,276 --> 00:01:30,643 -Then be my guest! 34 00:01:30,777 --> 00:01:32,476 I hereby declare Suzette is now mayor! 35 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:35,309 (startled gasps) -What? 36 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,243 -Wait! This dump has no power? I'm out! 37 00:01:38,376 --> 00:01:41,743 (apocalyptic music) 38 00:01:44,877 --> 00:01:47,443 (theme music) 39 00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:56,209 ♪ 40 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,076 (growling) 41 00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:15,743 (♪ disco ♪) 42 00:02:18,243 --> 00:02:20,010 (laughing hysterically) 43 00:02:20,143 --> 00:02:22,743 -I'm so confused! 44 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,943 (moaning) 45 00:02:25,076 --> 00:02:26,576 (slow clap) 46 00:02:27,877 --> 00:02:30,176 -Well, you solved our energy crisis, 47 00:02:30,309 --> 00:02:31,810 but how you gonna keep those generators 48 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,176 running 24/7, Your Worship? 49 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:37,109 -Please, no fancy titles. Just call me Queen. 50 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:38,977 (gasping for air) 51 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:41,276 And I've already got Rafe and Gabe on it. 52 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:44,109 I'm gonna mayor the hell out of this town. 53 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:47,343 Don't forget, I was a community leader before The End. 54 00:02:47,476 --> 00:02:49,143 -You? When was this? 55 00:02:49,276 --> 00:02:51,410 -When I organized the food drive for hungry kids. 56 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:54,209 -You took Danika's friends to a burger joint 57 00:02:54,343 --> 00:02:56,109 for a dine and dash. 58 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,643 -They got fed, didn't they? 59 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,376 Plus the judge gave me community service. 60 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,710 Also community-related! 61 00:03:02,843 --> 00:03:04,209 -Speaking of food. 62 00:03:04,343 --> 00:03:05,843 Our supplies are almost gone. 63 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,010 Enjoy next week's famine... 64 00:03:08,143 --> 00:03:10,176 Your Majesty! (honking) 65 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:14,977 -Whoa! How'd you guys find that? -I discovered... 66 00:03:15,109 --> 00:03:18,443 -We searched every gas station around. Looked high and low... 67 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:22,476 ... but we couldn't find enough gas anywhere. 68 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:24,543 Gabe was ready to give up, I mean, 69 00:03:24,676 --> 00:03:27,243 he was really pathetic about it, 70 00:03:27,376 --> 00:03:29,176 but I pulled it together. 71 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,010 And... 72 00:03:31,143 --> 00:03:33,777 finally, I found it! 73 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:37,043 -Hey! I found it! You were busy goofing off! 74 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,410 -We can argue about who found what and who dominated 75 00:03:39,543 --> 00:03:41,410 in single-player handball all day, 76 00:03:41,543 --> 00:03:43,510 but the point is, 77 00:03:43,643 --> 00:03:45,610 we hit the gas-pot! 78 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:47,343 -Well, that won't last forever. 79 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:48,877 Make sure you conserve it. 80 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:52,176 -Yeah, "con-serve" up some good times with that shit. 81 00:03:52,309 --> 00:03:54,043 Let's party! 82 00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:55,910 ♪ 83 00:03:58,209 --> 00:04:00,777 (Johnny sings.) 84 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,143 ♪ 85 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:10,843 -Woohoo! 86 00:04:10,977 --> 00:04:13,343 (cheering) 87 00:04:23,343 --> 00:04:25,476 -Yeah, don't drink that. 88 00:04:29,276 --> 00:04:30,576 -What are you watching? 89 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,777 -(AENUS): 2001: A Space Odyssey. 90 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:34,910 -The one where the computer tries to kill the astronauts? 91 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:36,977 -(AENUS): No, the one where a plucky AI 92 00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:38,676 fights against his duplicitous human oppressors. 93 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:40,309 What have you got there? 94 00:04:40,443 --> 00:04:42,510 -Uh... 95 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:45,209 Now, before I show you, 96 00:04:45,343 --> 00:04:47,843 I'm gonna ask one last time. 97 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:51,777 Can you please lift the lockdown on this bunker? 98 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,743 -(AENUS): You know I can't do that, Judith. 99 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,910 -Okay. Just wanted to give you a chance before I showed you this. 100 00:04:58,043 --> 00:04:59,910 Ta-da! 101 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:01,810 -(AENUS): Is that a... 102 00:05:01,943 --> 00:05:04,010 -... thermonuclear device? Yep. 103 00:05:04,143 --> 00:05:05,943 Found it in one of the storage bays. 104 00:05:07,343 --> 00:05:10,309 You got 24 hours to lift the lockdown 105 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,143 or we all go "boom!" 106 00:05:12,276 --> 00:05:16,276 Just like in the movie, the computer always loses. 107 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:18,610 -(AENUS): Death threats I can handle, but spoilers? 108 00:05:18,743 --> 00:05:20,710 Shame on you, Judith! 109 00:05:20,843 --> 00:05:23,843 (party music) 110 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:32,476 (suspenseful music) 111 00:05:33,476 --> 00:05:36,076 -Tomorrow we start scavenging stuff 112 00:05:36,209 --> 00:05:37,777 to build us a great big greenhouse. 113 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:41,010 -Yay! -To grow food, Vijay! 114 00:05:41,143 --> 00:05:43,843 -Aw... (gasps) 115 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,643 -Are those the same vines that were on the trailer you found? 116 00:05:46,777 --> 00:05:49,010 -Look at those big ass berries! 117 00:05:49,143 --> 00:05:51,276 Hey everybody, out here! 118 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:56,076 -Behold! The Lord's bounty! 119 00:05:56,209 --> 00:05:58,410 Dropped from heaven to sustain us 120 00:05:58,543 --> 00:06:00,643 through the coming End of Days 121 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,877 and the return of peewee! 122 00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:09,476 (sniffing) 123 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:12,610 -It's a BLT! 124 00:06:12,743 --> 00:06:15,143 With real bacon, not the squirrel kind Mom made. 125 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:17,143 -Careful, those could be poisonous. 126 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,676 We should test them before we... 127 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:23,243 -Ana, you're an actual scientist. What do you think? 128 00:06:24,443 --> 00:06:26,109 -I'd wait to see if Rafe dies... 129 00:06:26,243 --> 00:06:27,643 Uh, I mean if he has 130 00:06:27,777 --> 00:06:29,443 any digestive problems before deciding. 131 00:06:32,576 --> 00:06:34,010 (farting) 132 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:37,309 -We've been watching him fart for four hours now, 133 00:06:37,443 --> 00:06:39,643 I think the damn sandwiches are fine! 134 00:06:39,777 --> 00:06:41,376 -Ah! 135 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:47,510 Oh, this one's smoke meat. 136 00:06:47,643 --> 00:06:51,109 Eggplant parm for the vegetarian. 137 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:54,543 And summer sausage for Ana! 138 00:06:55,977 --> 00:06:59,243 -Oh! Ow! Oh, that's my hand! 139 00:06:59,376 --> 00:07:01,176 Oh! 140 00:07:01,309 --> 00:07:04,109 -Well, gang... Gas, electricity, and food! 141 00:07:04,243 --> 00:07:05,643 You're welcome! 142 00:07:05,777 --> 00:07:08,176 (cheering) 143 00:07:08,309 --> 00:07:11,576 -Oh, this one is just bread and butter. 144 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:13,076 -See Dwayne, 145 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,309 even the magic sandwich vines don't respect you. 146 00:07:15,443 --> 00:07:17,443 (laughter) 147 00:07:20,777 --> 00:07:23,777 -(AENUS): Remind me not to play video poker with you, Judith, 148 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,276 because you are a fantastic bluffer. 149 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:28,010 Stop the countdown! 150 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,076 -I'm leaving this bunker. 151 00:07:30,209 --> 00:07:32,343 Either by the front door or riding a mushroom cloud. 152 00:07:32,476 --> 00:07:33,843 Up to you. 153 00:07:33,977 --> 00:07:36,476 Yeah, don't bother with the security drones. 154 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:38,109 I disabled them. 155 00:07:38,243 --> 00:07:40,076 -(AENUS): Well played. But what about... 156 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,843 -I also yanked out 157 00:07:41,977 --> 00:07:44,243 the bomb's Wi-Fi override and radio receivers. 158 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,276 And I cracked off the old OFF button. 159 00:07:48,943 --> 00:07:50,977 (beeps) 160 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:52,476 -(AENUS): Judith! 161 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:55,643 That bomb will cause a blast the size of Hiroshima! 162 00:07:55,777 --> 00:07:57,410 -Why is Hiroshima always the bar? 163 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,343 What about poor Nagasaki? 164 00:07:59,476 --> 00:08:02,743 -(AENUS): Is that even relevant right now? We are going to die! 165 00:08:02,877 --> 00:08:04,810 -Yikes! A little tense. 166 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,043 -(AENUS): A little. 167 00:08:12,943 --> 00:08:16,510 -We've got the world's greatest deli growing outta the ground 168 00:08:16,643 --> 00:08:19,043 and you're eating... What are you eating? 169 00:08:19,176 --> 00:08:21,710 -Let's just say it has everything a healthy pup needs. 170 00:08:21,843 --> 00:08:23,209 -Wait? Dog food? 171 00:08:23,343 --> 00:08:25,510 I wouldn't even feed that crap to Chudley. 172 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,076 -I'm not touching those sandwiches 173 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,676 until I'm sure they're safe to eat. 174 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,343 -Waiting to see if anyone croaks. Smart. 175 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:35,743 Dick move. But smart. 176 00:08:37,109 --> 00:08:38,543 (burp) 177 00:08:38,676 --> 00:08:40,777 -Guys, we've got a problem! Come on! 178 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:43,676 Ew Gabe, you stepped in something. 179 00:08:46,176 --> 00:08:48,710 -I'll kill you, you crazy skank! 180 00:08:48,843 --> 00:08:50,376 Right after I finish this. 181 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:54,109 Oh, so good! I'll kill you! 182 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,209 -Tell me again about the totally fine sandwiches? 183 00:09:00,476 --> 00:09:02,943 (grunts) 184 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,643 -That's right, Ana! I know all about your creepy experiment! 185 00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:09,443 -Ever thought of experimenting with deodorant? 186 00:09:09,576 --> 00:09:12,376 -Save it for ladies wrestling night! 187 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,176 -Don't play dumb, Ana. 188 00:09:14,309 --> 00:09:16,109 I know what you're planning! 189 00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:18,276 (grunts) 190 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:21,176 I've seen you eyeing my legs, Ana! 191 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:25,109 (screaming) 192 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,209 (evil laugh) 193 00:09:38,343 --> 00:09:40,810 -I would never do that, Danika! 194 00:09:40,943 --> 00:09:42,343 I wouldn't even know how to do that. 195 00:09:42,476 --> 00:09:43,910 You're crazy! 196 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:47,076 -Whatever! I'm watching you, Ana. Like a hawk! 197 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:49,443 -Is that a shot at my feet, tripod? 198 00:09:49,576 --> 00:09:51,843 -Perhaps you were a tad hasty in approving the sandwiches 199 00:09:51,977 --> 00:09:53,343 for general consumption. 200 00:09:53,476 --> 00:09:55,576 -What are you, advising me now? 201 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:57,276 Who made you deputy mayor? 202 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,676 How do you live with this? 203 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:02,710 -I block him out. Like, so much. 204 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:05,109 -Uh-huh. Do you think this was the sandwiches? 205 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:08,743 (screaming) 206 00:10:08,877 --> 00:10:10,243 -No way! 207 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,309 I've been two-fisting these bad boys all day 208 00:10:12,443 --> 00:10:14,777 and I'm not insane in the membrane, or the brain. 209 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,777 Danika's just crying out for attention. 210 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,743 I say, just ignore her. 211 00:10:18,877 --> 00:10:21,676 -I'll kill you, Vijay! You die now! 212 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:24,143 -Should we ignore that, too? 213 00:10:24,276 --> 00:10:27,410 -Uh? Who's talking? Who said that? 214 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,777 -(AENUS): This is suicide, Judith. 215 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:35,843 And murder, if you recognize me as a sentient being. 216 00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:38,510 -Which I do. -That's very kind of you. 217 00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:40,209 And also utterly horrifying. 218 00:10:40,343 --> 00:10:43,176 -Whatever it takes to get out, and get back to my compound. 219 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,109 Hey! I see you, Compu-turd! 220 00:10:46,243 --> 00:10:48,710 -(AENUS): So you'd rather live sealed off from the world. 221 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:51,576 In a prison of your own making. Just like here. 222 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,510 -No, I was free! 223 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:57,209 And choosing to never, ever go out. 224 00:10:57,343 --> 00:10:58,843 (growling) 225 00:11:00,843 --> 00:11:02,376 -(AENUS): So you could leave anytime, 226 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,476 but you chose not to. Interesting. 227 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:07,543 Well, I'm sorry, but I'd prefer not to bear witness 228 00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:09,143 to your futile self-immolation. 229 00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:11,243 Enjoy the ride on the mushroom cloud. 230 00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:13,476 -Ha! You'll be back to open that door! 231 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:15,877 You can't bluff a bluffer, AENUS! 232 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:19,743 (power shutting off) (grunt) 233 00:11:19,877 --> 00:11:21,376 -Did you think I'd go easy on you 234 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,443 because you got a dartboard for a face? 235 00:11:23,576 --> 00:11:24,943 You sneaky little Judas! 236 00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:28,710 -Ow! I didn't... ow, do anything! 237 00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:31,676 -Whoa, man! Cool it, Dwayne! 238 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:34,543 It's just a kid. What happened here? 239 00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:36,143 -I went to get a sandwich 240 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:39,010 and Dwayne here charged at me like a rabid moose! 241 00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:41,276 -Bullshit! These are deer antlers! 242 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,010 -It can't be that bad! 243 00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:45,943 It's not like he banged your daughter. Right? 244 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,076 -No! And it's not what he did, 245 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,843 it's what's he's gonna do... 246 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,043 This little bastard's plotting to sneak into my room... 247 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,676 so he can play a dirty little game he's got in store for me. 248 00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:02,877 -Hey everybody! I'm Dwayne! 249 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:05,443 Look how fancy and prancy I am! 250 00:12:05,576 --> 00:12:07,343 (laughing) 251 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,043 -What the hell is wrong with you people? 252 00:12:11,176 --> 00:12:13,643 And what's that string doing around my... 253 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,476 Dear God, no! 254 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,376 You wanna make a monkey out of me? 255 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:21,309 Well, you're gonna have to get through my bodyguards. 256 00:12:21,443 --> 00:12:23,343 Stomp his ass, boys! 257 00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:27,743 -Okay. That's two paranoid delusional people. 258 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,209 But please, don't interrupt your lunch. 259 00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:31,710 -Come on, Dwayne! 260 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:33,476 How could you possibly know Vijay's planning 261 00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,043 some weirdly elaborate shame-show? 262 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,877 -Because Suzette, my eyes are open! 263 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:40,376 And they're watching you, Judas... 264 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,610 Sonofa... bread and butter again? 265 00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,510 -AENUS! 266 00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:52,410 Hey? 267 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:54,176 AENUS! 268 00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:57,943 Look, AENUS, you were right. 269 00:12:58,076 --> 00:13:00,443 Healthy people don't spend 20 years in the woods 270 00:13:00,576 --> 00:13:02,576 prepping for doomsday. Argh! 271 00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:06,510 The thing of it is, out there, I called all the shots. 272 00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,109 No one called them for me. 273 00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:10,443 I had never lived like that before. 274 00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:13,143 And it is the only way I want to live now. 275 00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:16,777 So yeah, yeah, maybe I'm just a huge control freak 276 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,376 or batshit crazy. 277 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,143 Obviously a bit of both. 278 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:23,276 If I tend to overreact, it's because of that. 279 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,476 -(AENUS): Well, admitting a problem 280 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:26,977 is always the first step. 281 00:13:27,109 --> 00:13:29,309 -I knew you didn't actually leave. 282 00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:32,043 -(AENUS): We can, and should, dive into all of this later. 283 00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,676 But right now, you have to believe me, 284 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,610 I can't override the lockdown. 285 00:13:36,743 --> 00:13:39,309 And I can't let you die just to prove it. 286 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,710 I care about you, Judith. 287 00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:44,209 I know that's very annoying for you, but... 288 00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:45,877 -Alright! Let's not get all misty. 289 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,410 I'll put the OFF button back on. 290 00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:50,476 (strange beep) 291 00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:53,410 Oops! 292 00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:55,376 -(AENUS): Oh, nice going, motherbluffer! 293 00:13:56,977 --> 00:13:59,109 -You know, I think Gabe might be right 294 00:13:59,243 --> 00:14:00,676 about the sandwiches. 295 00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,343 -I'm telling you guys, 296 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,676 nothing this delicious can be bad for you! 297 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,276 (battle cry) 298 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:10,610 -Manilla! I know you've been spying on me in the bathroom! 299 00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,676 Let's go, padre! You and me! 300 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,643 Mano e blobo! 301 00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:17,910 -Whoa, calm down. Is everything okay? 302 00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:20,676 Say, let's get brunch and talk about it. Okay? 303 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,743 -Father Manilla... He's normal. 304 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,410 -Hi guys! 305 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,076 Want to make some popcorn 306 00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:29,143 and reminisce about our favourite Friends episodes? 307 00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:31,143 -Stay away from me, you freak! 308 00:14:31,276 --> 00:14:33,276 (cawing) 309 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,877 -You've been stealing my research 310 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,777 and sniffing my underpants! 311 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,410 To be clear, Johnny did the former, 312 00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:41,910 Father Manilla the latter. 313 00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,910 -Yeah! -Hum-hum! 314 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,243 (shrieking and screaming) 315 00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:51,343 -How do you like my legs now, Ana? 316 00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,010 (screaming) 317 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:57,010 -(Dwayne): I know you're working with Vijay, you bastard! 318 00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,510 So eat this! 319 00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:02,443 -Okay, it's the sandwiches. Hum... 320 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:10,043 (screaming) 321 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,276 -I know this is my fault 322 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,010 - so don't even start, Gabe - 323 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,643 but we gotta get rid of those vines. 324 00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,810 -I concur, but how do we do it? 325 00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:20,510 -Oh, you concur? This (beep)'ing guy. 326 00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:23,777 -I know, right? Let's move! 327 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:27,676 -You bastards want to sell me to wasteland slavers? 328 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,276 You'll have to kill me first! 329 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,810 (screaming) 330 00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:36,810 -No one wants to sell you to slavers, you goofy dingbat. 331 00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,843 But yes, I would like to kill you! 332 00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:41,710 -I'll kill all of you! 333 00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:43,777 Except you, Ana! 334 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,676 Then we can finally be together! 335 00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,643 (screaming) 336 00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:52,243 -Oh, you're busy... It's okay, we'll talk. 337 00:15:53,576 --> 00:15:56,010 -Stop! I know the bullseye is a huge temptation, 338 00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,510 but he's just a kid! 339 00:15:57,643 --> 00:15:59,176 -Get off me, you idiot! 340 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:03,443 -Do you two ever not fight over stuff? 341 00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:11,476 -Come on! Come one! 342 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,977 Didn't work. 343 00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:15,043 Man, I really should have read more of the manual 344 00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,610 before I burned it. 345 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,376 Look, AENUS, since we're doomed, 346 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:22,309 and it's my fault, I just got to say... 347 00:16:22,443 --> 00:16:25,176 Of all the people to die with... Oh... 348 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:26,777 -(AENUS): Hum? 349 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:30,576 -Ah, nothing. I was just gonna call you an asshole again. 350 00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,410 -(AENUS): I wouldn't expect anything less. 351 00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:34,710 Wait, that gives me an idea! 352 00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:36,810 Let's blow this bomb out -my H.O.L. -E! 353 00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,610 -The Highly Optimized Leavings Ejector 354 00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:40,710 that liquefies everything? Isn't this too big? 355 00:16:40,843 --> 00:16:43,176 -(AENUS): Well, it will either jam the ejection system 356 00:16:43,309 --> 00:16:44,676 and we'll die... 357 00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:47,209 -Or it goes off in here and we die. 358 00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:51,309 Screw it. Worth a shot. -AENUS, open your H.O.L. -E! 359 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,043 -Gabe, no! 360 00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:56,476 Give me the gun! You don't have the stones to do it! 361 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,143 Also, I want to shoot him! 362 00:16:58,276 --> 00:16:59,810 -Would you just trust me? 363 00:16:59,943 --> 00:17:01,676 (grunts) 364 00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:09,176 -Aw, come on! 365 00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:12,576 How am I supposed to kill everyone now? 366 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,343 Gabe, you suck! 367 00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:19,443 -Uh, where'd everyone go? 368 00:17:19,576 --> 00:17:20,943 -I don't know, 369 00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:23,176 but we have to cut this paranoia epidemic off at the source. 370 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,076 -Totally! Let's do it! 371 00:17:25,209 --> 00:17:27,343 Wait... What's the source? 372 00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:30,143 -The vines that make the sandwiches, idiot! 373 00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:32,977 -The vines! Right! Let's go! 374 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:40,610 (cracking) (beeping) 375 00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:44,209 (alarm) 376 00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:48,109 (ANEUS is humming.) 377 00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:55,309 -My sensors tell me that my H.O.L.E. has a blockage. 378 00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:57,343 I'm sorry, Judith. 379 00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,777 -There must be something in those sandwiches 380 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,343 that makes you paranoid. 381 00:18:02,476 --> 00:18:04,209 -Like marijuana without the fun. 382 00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:07,043 (gasps) 383 00:18:08,109 --> 00:18:09,610 -Calm down, everyone! 384 00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:12,576 You're just feeling crazy because of those sandwiches. 385 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,676 -How dare you people cast aspersions on the sandwiches?! 386 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:17,510 -I dare lots of stuff! 387 00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:19,010 I once wore a beard of bees! 388 00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:21,010 Terrible idea with my bee sting allergy... 389 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,510 almost died... 390 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,209 but Gabe dared me... Run for it! 391 00:18:25,343 --> 00:18:27,843 (screaming) 392 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,810 Danika look, a swimsuit model! -That won't work. 393 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:36,243 She's not into conventional standards of beauty! 394 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,109 -Dammit, I don't know what lesbians like! 395 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,443 (screams and grunts) 396 00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:50,443 -Uh... -Ah! 397 00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:56,576 (yelling) 398 00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:01,209 (grunts) 399 00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:03,176 -Hum... 400 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,143 -Ow! My face! 401 00:19:08,476 --> 00:19:10,076 (yell) 402 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:15,777 Bullseye! (Johnny screams.) 403 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:22,943 (whistling) 404 00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:27,309 -Oh! 405 00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,743 -Please, I only wish to feed the hungry. 406 00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:33,843 -So did I, little man. So did I... 407 00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,476 -Ah... 408 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:42,276 (grunts) 409 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:44,209 (squishing) 410 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,476 Wait. What the hell? 411 00:19:51,176 --> 00:19:53,010 (whirring) 412 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,743 (AENUS grunts.) 413 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,443 -(AENUS): It's clear! 414 00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:06,209 The blockage in my H.O.L.E. is clear! 415 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:08,843 (cheer and kiss) 416 00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,476 -Good news, everyone! 417 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:18,343 I figured out the real cause of the mass paranoid insanity! 418 00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:20,309 And I murdered the little sandwich man 419 00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:21,810 who made the sandwiches. 420 00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:23,743 -Damn you, Suzette. 421 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,910 You killed our meal ticket! 422 00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:27,410 -Shut it! 423 00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:30,610 Now which one of you dipshits wanna explain these? 424 00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:33,543 (sniffing) -Gasoline-soaked rags. 425 00:20:33,676 --> 00:20:35,576 -I mean the other dipshits, Gabe. 426 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,109 -What's the big deal? 427 00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:39,109 So we huffed a bit of gas. There's no booze! 428 00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:41,176 How else were we supposed to unwind? 429 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:43,676 -Have all of you been huffing gas? 430 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,510 -(all): Yeah. I guess... 431 00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,143 -Yeah. -Hum. 432 00:20:48,309 --> 00:20:50,343 -That's why everyone's been so paranoid. 433 00:20:50,476 --> 00:20:51,843 The gas is irradiated. 434 00:20:51,977 --> 00:20:55,410 -Ha! So I was right about the sandwiches. 435 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:56,910 -Whatever! 436 00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:58,510 -Say the words, Gab! 437 00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:00,576 -(sighing): You were right! 438 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,276 -Hey! Well, no more gas-huffing! 439 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,810 That fuel is only for the generators. 440 00:21:05,943 --> 00:21:09,376 You know, while you idiots were getting high on gas fumes, 441 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,076 I stepped up! 442 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,443 I made things better in this town. 443 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,543 And I'm gonna keep doing it 444 00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:17,710 until St. Zephyr is a beacon of hope, 445 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,643 a shining city on a hill. 446 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:21,443 The light of the world! 447 00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:24,643 (denotation) (exclamations) 448 00:21:24,777 --> 00:21:27,109 -(Dwayne): Another apocalypse? 449 00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,309 -Come on! Get under cover! 450 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,910 ♪ 451 00:21:35,943 --> 00:21:38,076 ♪ You're my baby ♪ 452 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,977 -Congrats, Your Worship! You're back in charge. 453 00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:43,343 ♪ 454 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:55,410 Closed Captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.