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and may contain
mature subject matter.
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Viewer discretion
is advised.
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(growling, rumbling)
and may contain
mature subject matter.
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-Whatever's in there sounds
crazy pissed off.
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Let's light it up!
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-But all our food's in there.
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-Won't be the first time we've
picked bullets out of a meal.
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(gunshots)
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(deep long growl)
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(rumbling)
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(gunshots)
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-Oh! Feels like rain tomorrow!
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(growling and rumbling)
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-Oh, you wanna play?
Let's play!
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(clanking of debris)
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-We're under attack!
Father Manilla's been shot!
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Oh God,
they took out the food supply!
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We're gonna have
to resort to cannibalism!
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We'll start with Manilla.
He'll bleed out soon anyway.
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-We're not under attack.
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Something was in the food shed.
(rumbling, clanking)
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(suspenseful music)
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(barking)
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-Chudley? Are you hit?
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(big burp)
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-(all three): Ugh!
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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-All I'm saying is,
you should be more careful.
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-Me? This is your fault.
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You're the one who used
heavy artillery on your own dog!
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-Grenades aren't
heavy artillery.
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-Oh God, just once,
admit that you screwed up!
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-Well, I could, but...
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I just solved all our problems.
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There's a supermarket
down there.
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(rumbling)
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(munching sounds)
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(clanking, shattering)
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-Gimme something, dammit.
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I'll take a crouton,
to hell with carbs!
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Ugh!
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Unless you've got a souvlaki
in one of your crevices,
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get off of me!
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-But it's been months, Suzette!
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Did I do something wrong?
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I could make it up to you.
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Why don't I draw you a bath,
light some candles...
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-Johnny, stop! It's this!
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The cowering and apologizing!
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Do you even remember who
you were before the apocalypse?
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-I was me, except with muscle
tone and reliable erections.
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Speaking of which...
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-Where's the badass
who used to give people
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wrong directions and then
rob them when they got lost?
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Baby, you were a bastard,
a bully, and a drug dealer,
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but goddamn it, you were a man.
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-I could... grow a moustache?
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-That ain't what you need
to grow, honey.
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-Uh, the family jewels?
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Still got them!
Where'd they go?
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-If you find any dog food,
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Dwayne wants
the labels peeled off...
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-... so everyone thinks
it's beef stew. Gotcha!
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-I'll try to find some of
those opiates at the pharmacy.
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Dwayne's always in a great mood
when we bring those.
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-Ooh...
(laughter)
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Oh, this could be fun!
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(laughter)
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-Hold up!
I'm about to scare Gabe.
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(loud growl)
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Is that Halloween aisle
cool or what?
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(tense music)
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-Okay, Judith. Time to get
the hell out of...
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whatever this place is.
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♪
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-(AENUS): No sense
sneaking around, Judith.
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I have eyes everywhere.
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I know you're up to something...
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-Ah, you're taking
all the fun out of this!
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-(AENUS): Careful, you might
invalidate my warranty!
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Ha! Ha! Just a little joke.
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But seriously,
you're freaking me out.
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-Un-bunch your panties, AENUS,
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I'm just trying
to bypass your CPU.
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-(AENUS): To lift the lockdown?
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Hmm, I wouldn't recommend poking
around in there, you might...
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-AENUS?
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-Greetings.
I am this super bunker's
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Automated Electronic
Neural Utility System.
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A-E-N-U-S.
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But you can call me AENUS.
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Would you like to play a game?
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-You okay? Little groggy
from the reboot?
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-System breach alert.
Deploying security drone.
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Ooh, that looks like
a fun game!
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-Oh, yay. More drones!
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(action movie type music)
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-(AENUS):
Old lady almost go boom!
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-Sorry, brother.
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I didn't realize
you were mutated.
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-What? Dude, I'm not mutant.
I'm normal.
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-Yeah, you are!
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We all are! We're
the new normal, am I right?
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And non-mutants need to be wiped
off the face of the Earth
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like the scum that they are!
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-Oh... Uh, right.
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Okay. That's me, brother.
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100% prime "mu-tah-to"!
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-The name's Manson Lawless!
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You probably saw that
on my tattoo.
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I'm known as
the Bringer of Pain,
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the Dispenser of Woe,
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and The CEO
of "Oh God, No!"
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-Uh!
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-Hey, what are you doing
with my brother?
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-Your brother is a no-good,
stinking Normie!
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Yeah, guys,
I'm not digging "Normie"
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as the word for non-mutants.
It just sounds stupid.
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How about "Normo"?
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See, I like "Normo",
it feels more disparaging.
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-Who cares what we call them?
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Kill them!
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-Anyone else thinks
finding a proper name
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for our number-one enemy
is a waste of time?
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-Run!
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Uh... I mean, all of us,
run after the Normo!
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Yeah, no, that does
sound like "Normal".
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(cawing, monkey screams)
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-(AENUS): Warmer...
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Colder...
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Colder... Colder!
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I love this game!
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Shut up,
you electronic asshat!
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(tense music)
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-(AENUS): Warmer...
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Warmer... Hot! Hot! Hot!
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Oh my God, oh my God,
he totally found you!
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-If I get out of this,
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you've got a playdate
with a sledgehammer.
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-(AENUS): Yay, playdate!
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-Sound the alarm!
They're coming! They're coming!
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-Who's coming, Gabe?
Panic more specifically!
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(electric guitar)
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-Hey, you folks in there!
Are you ready to rock?
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(heavy metal)
-(Dwayne): No!
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-It's really more
of a Hot Country kind of town.
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-Gross.
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Listen up, shit-kickers!
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You got a Normo in there!
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And you're gonna send him out
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or I'm gonna come in there
and get him!
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(demonic laugh)
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-What the (bleep) is a Normo?
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(heavy metal playing)
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-You all heard what that
terrifying son of a bitch said.
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or we're all dead.,
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Now obviously we're not gonna
just march Gabe out there...
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-Thank you.
-... he'll run.
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So we'll have
to tie him up and roll him out.
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-Wait! Don't you see
what'll happen?
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You'll hand me over and
he'll take the town anyway!
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-Why would he go back
on his word?
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You really need to learn
how to trust people, Gabe.
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Now hold still
while we tie you up.
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-No, no, no, no, no, no!
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-Hello! Hi!
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Here you go!
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One Normo
for all your Normo needs.
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-The gate's open!
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Let's go!
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-Dammit, why didn't anyone
see this coming?
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(heavy metal)
-Yee-haw!
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(screams of fear)
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-Ah! Ha, ha, ha!
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-Ah! It burns!
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Oh wait, it doesn't!
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(distant screams)
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-Uh?
-Ya!
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(screaming)
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(grunts)
(high-pitch scream)
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-Ah! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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-Ow!
(Suzette laughs.)
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-Oh, sorry.
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(demonic laugh)
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(angry groaning)
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-Aren't you going
to do anything, Johnny?
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-I surrendered peacefully!
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What more do you want?
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-The old Johnny would have
kicked those guys' asses
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up and down Main Street
and taken their wallets!
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-Hey, for what it's worth,
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I like you way better
than the old Johnny.
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-Shut up!
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-Dude, you were
straight-up psycho!
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One time you caught me
leaning on your car,
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and as a punishment, you
made me eat my own underwear.
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Fork and knife, napkin,
barbecue sauce, the whole bit!
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I had to have surgery to get
my thong out of my colon!
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-Yeah... I don't remember
doing that.
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-Hum... Must have been
all the mouthwash
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and cough syrup
you were drinking...
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to get the taste of meth
out of your mouth.
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-Okay new guy, keep an eye
on these jokers.
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Anyone moves,
gut them like a fish!
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-Uh, what the hell, Rafe?
You're with these people now?
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-How could you?
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-Shut up, morons!
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Rafe obviously infiltrated
their group
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with that half-assed getup
and he's here to rescue us!
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-Uh... Yeah.
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Yeah, that's... exactly
what's happening right now.
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-Well, hurry up, man!
Untie us!
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-Can't blow my cover just yet.
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-Oh, Rafe's got
something up his sleeve!
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Is this guy good or what?
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-AENUS!
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I know you just re-booted, but
you got to shut down that drone!
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-(AENUS): I wish I could,
but security drones
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don't launch unless
there's a really good reason.
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Are you
a fugitive of some kind?
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-No! It's me, Judith Burns!
Remember?
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-(AENUS): I don't have a
"Judith Burns" on the manifest.
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Are you the "plus one"
of someone powerful?
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Don't see you on the "Mistresses
and Girlfriends" list either...
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Congrats! You eluded the drone
for over two hours,
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which means... more drones!
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-Oh, shit.
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-Excuse me,
but what's a big strong stud
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like you doing chasing piddly
little non-mutants around?
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-What's a fine-ass piece of tail
like you
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doing in a town full of losers?
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-Ha! You first.
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-It's a long story.
-I've got nothing but time.
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Wanna grab a drink?
I know a nice little place...
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-Lead the way, milady...
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-Suzette, I forbid you
to consort with this man.
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-Yo, Manson,
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can I get a drink?
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-No! This is my private time!
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-Oh! An apple!
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(grunts)
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Aw, it's mealy...
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-Finally! What took you so long?
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-I didn't wanna blow my cover.
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-How exactly are you undercover?
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You bumbled into their gang,
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and you've been standing around
doing jack-squat!
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-You're just jealous,
now shush! Got a plan.
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-Oh, I'm filled with confidence.
253
00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:12,209
-Thanks, man.
(guitar riff)
254
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,777
-What's that killer riff?
255
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:17,810
New Guy, what the hell
are you doing with my axe?
256
00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,710
-Uh... Jamming?
257
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,410
-Oh?
258
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:31,810
You're a Normo?
259
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,877
(grunt)
260
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,376
(Rafe screams, Manson shouts.)
261
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,010
-(Vijay): We're screwed!
262
00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:40,910
-No! I bet this is all part
of Rafe's plan.
263
00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:42,576
(Rafe whines.)
264
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,877
-Time for you Normos to pay.
265
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,543
in the name of Ozzy,
266
00:13:51,676 --> 00:13:55,176
and to a lesser extent Poison,,
267
00:13:55,309 --> 00:13:58,943
I hereby sentence you to die
in the most metal way possible.
268
00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:01,476
-Pickaxe? Meathook?
269
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:04,476
Oversized war hammer with
666 painted in goat's blood?
270
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,276
-Stop suggesting things...
271
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,810
-An overdose?
Choking on a sandwich?
272
00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:11,943
-Picture this.
Your heads. My teeth.
273
00:14:12,076 --> 00:14:15,410
One bite. Maybe two, depending
on how sinewy your neck is.
274
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:19,676
-Yeah, I'm still not getting
it. What is he, a vampire?
275
00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,376
-(AENUS): Oh, you'll never
find Judith.
276
00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:29,309
She's really good at hiding.
Like, really good.
277
00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:31,343
Hey, why do people wear pants?
278
00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:33,076
Ha! Ha!
"Pants" is a funny word.
279
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,476
(whirring of the drones)
280
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:40,443
Oooh, they almost got you.
This is fun!
281
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:47,176
(alarm blaring)
282
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,410
-Oh, shit!
283
00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,977
(upbeat tense music)
284
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,109
Phew!
285
00:15:00,243 --> 00:15:02,109
-(AENUS): Oh,
what are we hiding from?
286
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:06,076
-AENUS, come on, I know you're
feeling dopey from the re-boot,
287
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,410
but you gotta pull it together
and shut down those drones!
288
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:12,276
-(AENUS): Oh, golly! I can't
pull anything right now!
289
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,443
My mechanical arms
aren't online.
290
00:15:14,576 --> 00:15:17,543
-No, I mean you gotta get
your head straight!
291
00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:19,476
Heads. Plural.
292
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,676
I have consoles
all over this bunker,
293
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:24,076
which are like heads.
I'm like a hydra!
294
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:27,109
-Oh, you can remember fricking
hydras but not me?
295
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:28,777
(sigh)
296
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:31,510
Look, I got locked in here
a while ago,
297
00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:33,943
and then everything outside
went "ka-blooey", remember?
298
00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:35,743
-(AENUS): Sorry,
those memory files
299
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:38,777
appear to be offline at
the moment. What's a ka-blooey?
300
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,777
-(screaming): Oh my God,
would you just focus?
301
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,676
Oh... I'm the lady
who lives here with you and...
302
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,410
yells all the time.
303
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:48,176
-(AENUS): Oh, like you just did?
304
00:15:48,309 --> 00:15:49,877
Wow, you must be hard
to live with.
305
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,910
-Oh, shit!
306
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:02,910
(demonic laugh)
307
00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:06,743
-Don't look at me with
those big moon eyes, Johnny.
308
00:16:06,877 --> 00:16:09,977
-I am putting down what passes
for my foot
309
00:16:10,109 --> 00:16:13,176
and demanding that you stop
flirting with our kidnapper!
310
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,543
-If you were this assertive
all the time,
311
00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:17,576
maybe I wouldn't be
flirting with Manson.
312
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,510
You know why he hates
non-mutants?
313
00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:21,410
Because his wife left him
for one.
314
00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,977
Now he wants to kill
every non-mutant there is.
315
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,543
-That is psychotic!
316
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:27,376
-No, Johnny. That's...
317
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:31,476
That's passion!
Which... you just don't get.
318
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:35,576
-This guy bothering you, babe?
-Pff! He couldn't bother anyone.
319
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:38,710
-Alright then, let's get
this show on the road!
320
00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:41,576
Gimme some sugar, babe.
(Johnny whines.)
321
00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:47,476
(sensual rock music)
(Suzette moans.)
322
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,810
-Ew, that is just not appealing
to look at.
323
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,977
-Johnny, that freak just gave
your wife's entire head
324
00:16:53,109 --> 00:16:54,977
a tongue bath.
You're just gonna sit there?
325
00:16:55,109 --> 00:16:57,610
-Where else would I sit?
326
00:16:57,743 --> 00:16:59,743
(scream, guitar riff)
327
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:01,943
(Gabe pants in fear.)
328
00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:07,143
(electric guitar playing)
329
00:17:11,143 --> 00:17:14,109
-Ah, ha!
(Electric distortion stops.)
330
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,810
-What happened to the juice?
331
00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:19,010
Goddamn non-union roadies!
332
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,843
Alright,
straight to the big finish!
333
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,343
Uh?
334
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,843
Hey! What...
What happened, baby?
335
00:17:26,977 --> 00:17:29,877
-I cut them loose.
Wasn't I supposed to?
336
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,476
-How could you betray me
like this?
337
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,610
After the forty minutes
we spent together?
338
00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:38,743
I thought we had
a real connection.
339
00:17:38,877 --> 00:17:41,977
Guess I'm gonna be biting off
three heads today.
340
00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:45,410
-Get your damn hands off her.
341
00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:47,676
-What are you gonna do?
342
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:50,410
Hit me like George McFly
hit Biff Tannen
343
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:52,143
and then live happily
ever after?
344
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:54,410
-I don't know
who those people are,
345
00:17:54,543 --> 00:17:57,410
but I am going to hit you!
Oh... Ow!
346
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,043
-(all): Ow...
347
00:18:00,443 --> 00:18:02,543
That's all you got, Jelly dick?
348
00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:04,943
Come on, get up and...
(chocking squeals)
349
00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:06,977
(monkey-like screech)
350
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:09,710
-Shouldn't we help them?
351
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,476
-Relax, kid!
352
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:14,943
When's the last time you saw
a monster beaten up by a monkey?
353
00:18:16,743 --> 00:18:18,910
(tense music)
354
00:18:26,643 --> 00:18:29,276
-Are you all the way back yet?
-(AENUS): No, ma'am!
355
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:33,043
-What does A.I. stand for?
"Asshole Incorporated"?
356
00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:35,109
You're nothing
but a home security system
357
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:37,109
with delusions of grandeur!
358
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:39,143
-(AENUS): This stream of abuse
seems familiar...
359
00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:41,910
-That's because
you're a billion terabytes
360
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,710
of total douche-tard!
361
00:18:43,843 --> 00:18:45,910
I've seen coffee makers
with more brains
362
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,643
and personality than you!
You half-blown, idiotic,
363
00:18:48,777 --> 00:18:50,643
sorry excuse for a microchip!
364
00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:53,476
I'd put a toaster
in front of your lazy ass!
365
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,476
-(AENUS): Judith?
-And he's back!
366
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,443
Now, shut these things down.
367
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:02,209
Oh, I would, but I can't
override a security sweep.
368
00:19:02,343 --> 00:19:04,443
-Ugh, fine!
369
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:08,543
Mama's coming, boys!
370
00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:10,376
-(AENUS): Ooh, I should play
some fight music!
371
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,977
(goofy circus music)
372
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,610
(screaming)
373
00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:23,610
(fighting screams)
374
00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,643
-(Judith): Suck it!
375
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,376
(gunshots)
376
00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:47,209
-(AENUS): Aw, you broke
my drones!
377
00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:48,710
-Not sorry.
378
00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:51,243
So, now that you re-booted,
can you open the doors?
379
00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:54,010
-(AENUS): Well, until I receive
further orders,
380
00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:56,043
this bunker must remain
on lockdown.
381
00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:58,443
Now, what do you say
we start helping you
382
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,943
get over the trauma
of the Apocalypse, huh?
383
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,443
-Ah...
384
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,977
Way ahead of you...
(gulping)
385
00:20:06,109 --> 00:20:07,910
(epic music)
386
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,443
(grunting)
387
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,576
(long scream)
388
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,543
(grunting, slapping)
389
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,043
(moaning)
390
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,010
-Suzette, clear!
391
00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,510
(soft whimper)
392
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,510
(Manson yelling)
393
00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:32,410
(grunting)
394
00:20:36,343 --> 00:20:38,610
-You broke my heart, babe!
395
00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:41,209
Both of them.
I have two, by the way.
396
00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:44,209
-Yeah, yeah,
go write a shitty song about it!
397
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,243
-Thanks for coming out,
St. Zephyr!
398
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,710
I'll be back on my next tour!
399
00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:52,543
And it's gonna be killer!
400
00:20:52,676 --> 00:20:55,810
Ugh, woh, ugh, woh...
401
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:59,977
-Don't forget
your stupid guitar! Ah!
402
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,276
Oh, sorry, Father!
403
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:06,109
-Hmm, feels like
a storm's coming.
404
00:21:09,176 --> 00:21:12,510
-Manson left a bunch of supplies
behind with his stuff,
405
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:14,710
so it looks like
we're gonna be okay for now.
406
00:21:14,843 --> 00:21:16,309
-That's great.
407
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,576
Feel like...
celebrating your victory?
408
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:23,410
-Uh, I don't know, babe,
I'm kind of tired...
409
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,977
-Choke me with your tail.
410
00:21:26,109 --> 00:21:28,010
-What?
-Please...
411
00:21:28,143 --> 00:21:29,910
Choke me with your tail.
412
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:31,543
(sensual music)
413
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,543
(moaning)
-(Suzette): Baby...
414
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:37,576
-Honey... Oh, so good!
415
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,843
-Ooh, baby.
416
00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:43,209
Oh, Manson!
-What?
417
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:49,643
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