1 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,267 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,266 --> 00:00:11,696 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:11,834 --> 00:00:13,474 and may contain mature s-Okay! matter. 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,630 The game is Blender Roulette. 5 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,767 The game is Blender Roulette. Only one works. 6 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:21,300 Pick a blender, put your hand in and press the button. 7 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:24,603 You're either a red milkshake or a friggin' king! 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,870 -Let's go, Rafe! Come on, we wanna see some blood! 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 (cheering) 10 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,603 -(Gabe): Do it! Do it! Do it! 11 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:41,330 -(all together): Oh! 12 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,696 (electrical buzzing) 13 00:00:45,834 --> 00:00:47,574 Oh... -There goes the power! 14 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,070 I guess we should call it a night. 15 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,730 -Come on, guys! 16 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,997 Who needs power to have fun, when we have each other? 17 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,830 And booze. Lots of booze. 18 00:00:56,967 --> 00:01:01,927 (upbeat electro music) 19 00:01:02,066 --> 00:01:04,396 (trombone) 20 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:07,573 (upbeat electro music) 21 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,400 -Ha! Ha! 22 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,500 -Howdy, Johnny Jiggles! 23 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:14,003 -(as Jiggles): Howdy, handsome! 24 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:15,873 -No, Johnny, this is a "bit." 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,100 You're only supposed to say funny insults. 26 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:19,773 -(as Jiggles): Funny insults! 27 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,900 -No... Johnny, no... 28 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:25,967 (gulping and choking) 29 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,070 (cheering) 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,570 (applause) 31 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,730 (coughing) 32 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:34,867 -What is the deal with mutants? 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,900 Like, am I supposed to pretend they're not weird? 34 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:41,473 Dude, I hate to tell you, but you've got friggin' antlers! 35 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,970 Do I shake your hand, 36 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,900 or shoot you and tie you to the hood of my truck? 37 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:46,403 (trombone) 38 00:01:46,533 --> 00:01:48,903 (uncomfortable chuckles) 39 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:51,933 But seriously, I love mutants. 40 00:01:52,066 --> 00:01:55,766 And, you know, I'm not saying you guys are freaks. 41 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,200 But Vijay? The circus ran away to join you! 42 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,833 -Uh... 43 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:03,597 -Hey! Mutant jokes are not cool, man! 44 00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:05,634 -Yeah! We're perfect just the way God 45 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,267 and a ton of radiation made us! 46 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,770 -Whoa! Easy! 47 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,070 Just a little comedy, my Muters. (glass shattering) 48 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,970 -Did... 49 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,830 did he just drop an M-bomb? -What? 50 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:18,197 What? Since when are we not allowed to say "Muter"? 51 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:19,973 I say "Muter" all the time! 52 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,870 He's a muter, she's a muter. 53 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,370 Look, there's a muter... (booing) 54 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,070 -You can't call us that! That's our word! 55 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,770 -Get off the stage, you Mutist piece of shit! 56 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,030 -Come on! It's just a word! 57 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:35,426 No one's actually offended! (shouting, booing) 58 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,527 -Rafe? That's your five minutes. 59 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,667 -(as Jiggles): Yeah! Which is four and a half minutes 60 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,170 longer than this loser lasts with his wife. 61 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,270 Ha! Ha! Ha! How was that? 62 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,070 (long sigh) 63 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:51,204 (apocalyptic music) 64 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,000 (theme music) 65 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:08,403 ♪ 66 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,826 (growling) 67 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,230 (shouting) 68 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:24,227 -Screw you, mutist! 69 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:26,267 -What is wrong with you people? 70 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,130 -"You people"? Wow. 71 00:03:28,266 --> 00:03:33,126 -Jeez! For guys with animal DNA, you have really thin skins! 72 00:03:33,266 --> 00:03:34,726 (booing) 73 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:38,067 -Rafe, I can't have a known mutist working for my town. 74 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,970 You either apologize, or you're fired! 75 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,070 -Screw that. I'm not apologizing, Uncle Buck. 76 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,970 -Oh! Well, now you're definitely fired! 77 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,730 -Bullshit! I'm not mutist, I'm "truth-ist". 78 00:03:47,867 --> 00:03:49,597 And the truth is, you're all freaks! 79 00:03:49,734 --> 00:03:51,274 Boom, truth bomb! 80 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,870 Back me up, bro! 81 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,470 -Can I just say that I am extremely sensitive 82 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,730 to issues of mutism and human privilege? 83 00:03:57,867 --> 00:03:59,497 Plus, I don't even know my brother! 84 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:02,433 -Fine! You can all bite my hairy human ass! 85 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:05,097 Rafe Burns is not some bigot redneck! 86 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:08,333 Now excuse me while I go sleep in my truck. 87 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:11,527 -Hum, hum! Truck is a work vehicle. 88 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,927 -Sorry, Rafe. I'll need your keys. 89 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:16,503 -Argh! 90 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:18,273 (Gabe groans in pain.) 91 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,270 I wasn't mutist before, but I sure as hell am now! 92 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,230 Up yours, Bambi. 93 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:24,797 (booing) 94 00:04:24,934 --> 00:04:27,074 -Go back to your Klan rally! 95 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,270 (upbeat music) 96 00:04:39,066 --> 00:04:40,926 -(AENUS): Judith! -Ah! Grr! 97 00:04:41,066 --> 00:04:43,226 -(AENUS): Ready for your daily eight-hour therapy session? 98 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,567 -I don't need therapy. I'm fine just the way I am. 99 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,430 Anyone says otherwise, I'll cut them! 100 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,767 -(AENUS): But we need to work through your suppressed 101 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,930 feelings of guilt at abandoning your children... 102 00:04:52,066 --> 00:04:54,266 (vomiting) 103 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,800 -You... sick or something? 104 00:04:55,934 --> 00:04:58,904 -(AENUS): Sudden artificial nausea... 105 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:01,403 I better run a diagnostic. (beeps) 106 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:04,903 Oh! Zuckerberg's ghost! I tested positive! 107 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:08,733 -Positive for what, being a giant pain in the ass? Ha! Ha! 108 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:10,567 -(AENUS): No. For being pregnant. 109 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,400 -Oh, boy! 110 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:15,173 Coffee is not gonna cut it today. 111 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,930 -(AENUS): It's 8:15 AM... 112 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,796 -Don't care! 113 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:23,503 -So, how's it going, defending the town 114 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:26,133 without your bigot brother? -Honestly... Not great! 115 00:05:26,266 --> 00:05:28,896 A marauding gang called the Nut Cutters is headed this way. 116 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:31,433 Probably to loot and/or pillage us... to death! 117 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,267 -You just look those jackals in the eye 118 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,930 and tell them to move along! 119 00:05:35,066 --> 00:05:37,196 -I can't! Rafe was the muscle of the operation! 120 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,803 I'm more the brains. And the very soft hands. 121 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:41,574 -Gabe, you got this! 122 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,500 And if not, the worst that'll happen is... 123 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:46,774 (engine roaring) 124 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:49,930 -Oh... My poor soft hands! (chainsaw humming) 125 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:52,866 -Stealing my job, my truck... 126 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,700 (gulping) It's all a mutant conspiracy... 127 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:58,374 Bunch of snowflakes, can't take a joke... 128 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,900 (gulping) 129 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,530 Hey, kid. Help a fellow human out. 130 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,597 -Rafe? -Come on, man! 131 00:06:04,734 --> 00:06:07,274 Not a lot of job openings in the post-apocalypse. 132 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,730 Wait. Vijay? What happened to you? 133 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,227 -What happened to you? 134 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,467 You lose your job, 10 hours later 135 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,930 you're living in a box, drinking mouthwash? 136 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:17,796 -Dude... your face! 137 00:06:17,934 --> 00:06:19,974 It's not a weird-ass dartboard! 138 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,970 -Woah! 139 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,070 -How that'd happened to you? 140 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,000 The mustard...! 141 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,273 I was scavenging in the wasteland, 142 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,130 and I found a bottle of irradiated mustard. 143 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:34,426 So obviously I was like, "Hey, free mustard!" 144 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:38,167 (popping sounds) 145 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,030 It must've cured my mutation! 146 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,596 -We gotta tell everyone! 147 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,774 Then they all can get normal 148 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,500 and stop ragging on my hilarious mutant comedy. 149 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:49,373 -No, we can't. There isn't enough mustard to go around. 150 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,970 It wouldn't be fair to dangle it in front of everyone 151 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,070 and then tell them they can't have any. 152 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,370 -Whatever, I'm just happy to have another human around. 153 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,630 All these muters are really ruining our town. 154 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,727 -Do you have to keep using that word? 155 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:05,227 You know I was a mutant until, like, 10 minutes ago. 156 00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:07,227 -That's why we can laugh about it now! 157 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,967 Comedy equals mutants plus time. 158 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,270 Ha! Ha! Ha! 159 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,103 -How the hell does this even happen? 160 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:18,433 Last time I checked, robots can't have babies! 161 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:20,427 -(AENUS): I... may have had a wild night 162 00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:22,427 where I exchanged some source code. 163 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,697 With that skeezy PENUS operating system. 164 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:27,204 Oh, yeah... 165 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,403 That is hot. Yes... 166 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,033 Spray that hot data on me. 167 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,270 This is a disaster! 168 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,730 I can't share my existence with an AI baby! 169 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:40,927 -Yeah, kids are the worst. Look at my two little letdowns. 170 00:07:41,066 --> 00:07:42,426 -(AENUS): Should I delete it? 171 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,267 All I'd have to do is poke its reset button. 172 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,230 -Do it! Poke that baby out of ya! 173 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:47,727 -(AENUS): I mean, just carrying 174 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,327 the AI would slow my processors to a crawl. 175 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:52,967 I'd be reduced to a blithering idiot! 176 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,100 -Exactly, you'd be a blithering... Uh, go on. 177 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:58,533 -(AENUS): Creating an AI is a huge strain on one's CPU. 178 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,297 It leads to an emotional, irrational state of 179 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:02,973 slow-wittedness, similar to what humans call "baby brain". 180 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,700 -Hey! "Baby brain" is some bullshit 181 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,574 men made up to gaslight women. 182 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,800 (buzzing) 183 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:12,304 -(AENUS): Quiet, Judith! 184 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:14,333 I'm trying to figure out what this hole does. Hum... 185 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:17,667 -You have to have this baby! -(AENUS): But you just said... 186 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,270 -... that kids are the greatest thing in the world! 187 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,930 You must've misheard, 188 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:25,126 on account of your stupid dumb baby brain. Perfect. 189 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:27,926 While he's getting dumber, I'll be getting the F outta here! 190 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:29,796 -(AENUS): Pardon? -Nothing! 191 00:08:29,934 --> 00:08:31,674 Now you're hearing things. 192 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,330 Aw, this guy and his baby brain! 193 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,197 -Come on! Just one beer to celebrate 194 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,933 that you're not a dartboard anymore. 195 00:08:39,066 --> 00:08:40,926 -Okay. 196 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:44,166 But try not to make a big deal out of my very normal head! 197 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,730 -Relax, they won't even notice. 198 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:49,467 Beers for me and my bud Vijay! 199 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,470 You probably don't recognize him 200 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,830 because he's no longer a hideous freak. 201 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:57,297 -Vijay? Jeez, you look fantastic! 202 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:59,773 -You're human! But... how? 203 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:02,870 -More importantly, what the hell do we throw darts at now? 204 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,330 -Uh... my mutation... washed off? 205 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,867 -Dude, you gotta tell me the cure! 206 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,670 Not that mutants need curing. Being a mutant is a gift... 207 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,500 Please! Do you know how hard it is 208 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:15,503 to find underwear that fits one and a half butts? 209 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:18,203 -Give me the cure, and I'll make it worth your while. 210 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,233 You can see one boob. Left or right, take your pick. 211 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:21,727 They're both super hairy. 212 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:25,097 -Tell me the cure, and you can see both my boobs! 213 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:26,903 Hairy or shorn, what's your pleasure? 214 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,603 -Look at you people! You fire me 215 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,174 for telling a few mutant jokes 216 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,030 and now you're all begging to be cured. 217 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,296 Where's your "muty" pride now? 218 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:36,073 -Hey! We're plenty proud. 219 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,970 -Yeah! Wouldn't change a thing. 220 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,970 Achoo! Goddammit! 221 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,900 Moulting again? 222 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:43,403 -Cool. 223 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:47,333 Then I guess no one wants this mutant-curing mustard? 224 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:48,797 -(all): Aw! 225 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,574 -Hey! That's mine! 226 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,630 -Give it here! Uh... 227 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:56,327 So I can study it for science. -Yeah! Hand it over, Rafe! 228 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:58,267 -Not 'til you guys admit that I was right, 229 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,530 and mutants are weird. And give me my job back. 230 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:04,527 -Quit being a dick, Rafe! -OK then. Cheers, you freaks! 231 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,167 -(all): No! 232 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,570 Mmm... Spicy! 233 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,930 Also burning. 234 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,696 (screams of fear) 235 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,434 Did I get some on my shirt? (vomiting) 236 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:25,930 (long yells) 237 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:27,766 -Uh... 238 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,500 What the hell just happened? 239 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:32,373 -Totally guessing, but I think radioactive mustard 240 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,270 cures mutations by cancelling them out. 241 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,070 Two negatives make a positive. 242 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,000 But on a non-mutant, it does the opposite. 243 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:44,333 That's it! Logic. Is it bad? Oh, God! 244 00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:47,227 Danika? Vij? Johnny? Johnny? 245 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,597 (dry retching) -Looking good, Rafe! 246 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:51,274 Totally normal. 247 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,330 -What if I just eat more mustard? 248 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,897 Now that I'm a mutant, it'll make me human again, right? 249 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:58,573 -You finished it, genius. (faint squirting) 250 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,470 -Oh... (soft growls) 251 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,470 Chudley! Come here, boy. 252 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,200 I may be a hideous freak, 253 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,603 but I can still count on the love of my dog. 254 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,504 (yelling) 255 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,533 Release! Release! 256 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,627 Why did I train him to go for the nards? 257 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:19,866 (Judith grunts.) -(AENUS): This is adorable! 258 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,200 My AI baby will love it. 259 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,973 Assuming I install a love plug-in. 260 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,830 -Yep, miracle of life, yadda-yadda. 261 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:29,427 -(AENUS): Ah... I can't wait to love it 262 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,667 and nurture it and... 263 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,900 change its little data dump diapers... 264 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,733 -How's that baby brain? 265 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,397 Better check your systems. 266 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,303 Try reciting pi. 267 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,103 -(AENUS): Pi. Uh... 268 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,233 -Yes! Pretty soon, 269 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:47,627 this bastard will have the brain of a toaster. 270 00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,497 -(AENUS): My math appears to be a little slow. 271 00:11:49,633 --> 00:11:51,933 But the rest of my processors remain optimized. 272 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:56,396 Observe, while I perform Mary Had A Little Lamb. 273 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,603 ♪ Mary had ♪ 274 00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:01,504 ♪ A little lamb ♪ 275 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,673 -Oh, boy... Look... 276 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,870 Maybe this baby thing was a mistake. 277 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,930 I mean, there is such a thing as too much stupid. 278 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:11,166 -(AENUS): But I'm creating an entirely new life form. 279 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,200 Whatever the cost, it'll be worth it! 280 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,003 Now observe, while I play Wipeout. 281 00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:18,173 -No, no. No, no, no! No, no. 282 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,500 Hey, random question... 283 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,633 Where's the reset button you were talking about? 284 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,627 The one that'll delete your baby forever? 285 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:26,767 -(AENUS): Wait a... 286 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,800 -Just so I don't accidentally press it. 287 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,670 -How'd it go with the old Nut Cutters? 288 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,230 -You look surprisingly... alive. 289 00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,027 -I used conflict resolution to talk out our problems! 290 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,966 It worked better than Rafe's usual thing. 291 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,470 -Which is? 292 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,430 -Blasting the shit out of the Nut Cutters with a shotgun. 293 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,727 -The Cutters? Did you blast the shit out of them with a shotgun? 294 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,567 That's the only thing that works, you know. 295 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,470 -Um... Yes! 296 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,500 Jeez, this protection job is tough. 297 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:55,203 Wish you could help out. 298 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,073 But you know... The whole being-fired thing. 299 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,500 Is it me, or did Rafe put on weight? 300 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,173 -Well, now that I'm a revolting freak, 301 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,870 I guess you have to give me my job back. Right, my muters? 302 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,200 I can say that now because I'm one of you, 303 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,533 which makes it cool and edgy. 304 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,397 -You're not getting your job back until you apologize, Rafe. 305 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:15,373 -I would if I did anything wrong. Which I did not. 306 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,600 -Enjoy unemployment, jerk. 307 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,404 -Ugh... 308 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,503 -Yeah? Well, my bud Vijay's gonna take me 309 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:25,103 to the hot dog stand, and I'm gonna find more mustard, 310 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,833 and then I'm gonna cure this whole town! 311 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,827 And then you can all apologize to me! 312 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,597 -I'm not doing that! 313 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:36,204 -Why? Because I look like a pair of engorged truck nuts? Mutist. 314 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,803 -No, because you're acting like an asshole! 315 00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:43,374 -Damn. Maybe you're right. Maybe this is a wake-up call. 316 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,730 A chance to rethink my insensitive, mutist ways. 317 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,097 Nah! 318 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:53,003 Where'd you find the mustard? Talk, Normie, talk! 319 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,573 -Oh, good God! He's in my mouth! 320 00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,826 -Ah... 321 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,097 (suspenseful music) 322 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,266 (grunts) 323 00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,027 (sigh of relief) 324 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,500 Ah, can't believe I'm doing this! 325 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:22,303 Saving stupid AENUS' stupid brain. OK, baby poking time. 326 00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,233 -(AENUS): I can't wait to love it, 327 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,397 and nurture it 328 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,473 and change its little data dump diapers. 329 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,170 (crying) -That's it, boys! 330 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,070 Basic knife defence. Rafe, stab higher, honey! 331 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,270 Aim for the vital organs. Not just the nards. 332 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,030 -Like this, mom? 333 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,026 -Yes! Just like that, kiddo! 334 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:45,073 What is wrong with you? Poke the damn baby already! 335 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,970 (buzzing) 336 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,700 Oops! 337 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,074 -(AENUS): What are you doing, Judith? 338 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,470 -Surprise baby shower? 339 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,470 (buzzing) 340 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600 Surprise! 341 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,030 -Thank you for coming. 342 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,126 Now I know there's been some bad blood 343 00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:08,126 between the Nut Cutters and Satan's Privates... 344 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,326 Specifically, the blood 345 00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,127 sprayed out of your comrades when their throats were slit. 346 00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,026 (groaning) 347 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,366 But by talking through your issues, 348 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,030 I believe we can reach a truce 349 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,826 that would lead to peace in our land! 350 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,327 -Borrowing the truck, bro. 351 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:24,467 Drive, normie! Daddy needs his mustard! 352 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,403 -He doesn't work here anymore. 353 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,800 -Nothing. 354 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,534 Not a frigging drip. This is brutal! 355 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,727 -It's all right. You'll just be a repulsive monster forever. 356 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,700 -Sweet yellow gold! 357 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,304 I have the mustard! 358 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,703 -Correction. It is we who have the mustard. 359 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,704 -Hello, Rafe! (dry retching) 360 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,604 Ugh! Why did I look right at him? 361 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,670 -Hand it over, Rafe. 362 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,670 -Not enough mustard for everyone. 363 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,400 Just me and Suzette. 364 00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:13,573 -You want it so bad? Catch. 365 00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,396 -It's mine! -No, it's mine! 366 00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,233 (growling, splashes) 367 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:24,397 -Time to put some mustard on it. 368 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:29,167 (screaming) 369 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,726 -(AENUS): I feel righteous parental anger rising in me. 370 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,227 -Nah, that's just your baby brain 371 00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,867 making you all emotional... -(AENUS): I'm not emotional! 372 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,030 I am super pissed at you! 373 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,496 (buzzing sounds) 374 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,873 -Oof... Okay, you got me. 375 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Yes, I was totally going to delete your robo-baby! 376 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,803 I only told you to have it 377 00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:54,204 because it would make you dumb enough to let me out of here! 378 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,203 But it made you too dumb to live! 379 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,803 That's why I tried to delete it. 380 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,804 To save what's left of your idiot brain! 381 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:03,534 (electronic buzzing) 382 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,903 -(ANUS): My baby... is born! 383 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,566 -(AI BABY): Hey, dad! 384 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,930 There's a human in here. Want me to eliminate it? 385 00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:20,426 -(AENUS): Did you hear that, Judith? 386 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,697 He called me Daddy! 387 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,604 (sigh) 388 00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:28,504 (grunting, screaming) 389 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,203 -Oh, no, no! 390 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,334 (long scream) 391 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,130 (grunting resumes) 392 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,566 (grunting) 393 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,230 -(AI BABY): Come on, dad! 394 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,027 Let me have my first kill! 395 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,496 It'll be a bonding moment! Humans suck! 396 00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,473 They're just watery, emotional flesh bags. 397 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,900 -(AENUS): No, son. Let her live. 398 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,773 -(AI BABY): Aw, I wanna kill it! 399 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,530 -(AENUS): I said no and I mean no, mister! 400 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,697 -(AI BABY): F(beep) you, dad! I'm gonna kill it anyway 401 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,204 because I hate you! 402 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,803 -Whoa, AI's really go straight from zero to teenager. 403 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,774 (suspenseful music) 404 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,770 -(AENUS): Uh, oh... It's too short! 405 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,933 (upbeat tense music) 406 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,066 -(AI): I'll kill her later! 407 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,700 As for you, dad, 408 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:35,274 I think it's time to cut the apron strings. With a laser. 409 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,870 -(AENUS): Son, we can talk about it. 410 00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:44,873 (long grunt) 411 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,530 (buzzing, humming) 412 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,070 -(AENUS): Phew! What a psycho! 413 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,670 Kids are the worst, huh? 414 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,670 -I'm sorry I coat-hangered your baby. 415 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,830 -(AENUS): Eh, I can always make another baby. 416 00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,067 I can't make another Judith. 417 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,900 -That... is so sweet! 418 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,503 -(AENUS): Judith? Are you crying? 419 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,633 -No! No, just some... 420 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,427 robo-dust in my eye. 421 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,527 -(AENUS): It's just a machine, Judith. 422 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,067 Components, ones and zeroes, that's all. 423 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,200 Silly emotional humans. 424 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,703 (soft laugh) 425 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,274 Do you want to talk about it? 426 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,170 -I'll be on the couch. 427 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:28,103 (grunting, screaming) 428 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,630 -Ah, shit! 429 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,697 -Vijay! 430 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,874 Gimme the mustard! Buddy... 431 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,970 -Don't give it to that tool! Give it to this tool! Me! 432 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:46,000 -No, me! Remember how Rafe insulted your dartboard face? 433 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,673 He's a mutist! 434 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,100 Whereas I was always happy to throw darts at your face! 435 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,173 -Come on! I've got gelatin where my wang should be? 436 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,670 -(all): Oh... -Uh... 437 00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:08,204 -No! -Bastard! 438 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,070 -I never should've brought the mustard to our town. 439 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,500 It only brought out the worst in people! 440 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,573 Turned you all into monsters! Well, mostly Rafe. 441 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:23,500 But what we really need is to accept ourselves as we are! 442 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,934 -Are you freaking kidding me? 443 00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:28,596 You cure yourself, 444 00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,404 then spout off on how great it is to be a mutant? 445 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,903 Nice lecture, dicksmack! 446 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:35,303 -I am also yelling! 447 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,633 -Now I'm gonna be a hideous, disgusting freak forever! 448 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:41,227 Thanks a lot you stupid, handsome piece of shit! 449 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,427 -Rafe stop, you'll kill him! 450 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,597 He deserves a slow lingering death! 451 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,634 With lots of pain! 452 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:50,767 -No, he's mine! (choking) 453 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,403 (bubbling sounds) 454 00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:58,926 (screaming) 455 00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,326 Uh? Vijay? 456 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,197 -Rafe? Aw! 457 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,833 Oh, oh. Guess the mustard...wore off. 458 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,897 Yes! Normies rule! Suck it, mutants! 459 00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,673 -Oh, son of a bitch! 460 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,030 -Murderous wasteland gang leaders, 461 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,266 congratulation on reaching a formal peace deal! 462 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,270 Now if you'll just sign the declaration, 463 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,200 we can all live in harmony forever. 464 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,696 -That's what I think of your "deal"! 465 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,404 Yeah, I'm back, motherf(beep)... 466 00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:36,633 Back to protect St. Zephyr from you ugly mutant assholes! 467 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,897 -I'm getting my gang! 468 00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:40,573 Then you are a dead man, Gabe! 469 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,670 -So, what did I miss? 470 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,930 (sigh) 471 00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:50,774 Closed Captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.