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-Shut up!
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Look, I know
this drought's been rough.
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We're all thirsty.
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Rationing water's been
a nightmare!
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-Yeah! Do you have any idea what
a monkey tail smells like
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if you don't bathe
for two weeks?
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-Mop water and expired meat.
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-Well, our problems are over.
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Thanks to Gabe, I guess...
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Lay it on us, Dr. Science.
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-I call it the Aqua-Gabe 3000!
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It's an assembly of ultra-rare
parts that filter out toxins,
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leaving pure clean water!
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Well, 74 % pure clean water...
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-Skip the math, Elon Musky!
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Point is...
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... the water's back, baby!
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-Okay, who's the d-bag
that dumped garbage in my spot?
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Come on.
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avenged to?
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-Yeah, yeah, terrible drought,
whole town's gonna die,
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all my fault...
Jeez, let it go already.
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Why are we even
looking for water?
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We should be looking for Mom's
drone. It means she's not dead!
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-Yes! And if we don't find water
soon, we'll be not not dead!
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Dead. It means we'll be dead.
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-Knock yourself out, dweeb!
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I'm gonna find Mom's drone!
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I got the eye
of a freakin' eagle!
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Ugh...
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What the...?
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Be calm.
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I have interfaced with your
cerebellum to speak unto you.
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Praise be,
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I am the Gord.
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-Huh? The Lord?
Like the guy who watches over us
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and sees me
when I'm cranking it?
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-No, not the Lord!
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The Gord!
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I was once a mega-church pastor.
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Now, thanks to radiation,
I'm a six-legged pinkish thingy.
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I'm honestly
totally fine with it.
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Praise Gord!
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Hmm... You are Rafe.
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From the town of St. Zephyr.
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You have one brother, Gabe,
a major dweeb.
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-Wow, it's like
you're in my head.
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-Yes, I just told you!
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I interfaced
with your cerebellum!
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You are the Chosen One!
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Together, we shall bring
the Word of Gord to St. Zephyr,
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and beyond!
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-Cool, very cool.
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But I'm kinda busy right now
looking for my Mom.
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-Then your mother we shall find!
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-What? Really?
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-Ask and ye shall receive.
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For the Gord works
in mysterious ways.
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You have been chosen
for a great destiny.
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Now, sleep.
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Sleep so I may infiltrate
your mind...
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Yikes! What's with all
the wrestlers in here?
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Hello, handsome...
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-Way to go, AENUS.
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Now I'll never reach my boys
without that drone!
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It merely ran out
of battery power.
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But it has a solar panel
that recharges in just 60 hours.
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-Sixty hours?
Are you kidding me?!
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That kind of incompetence
is exactly why I dropped out
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of society.
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And here I thought
it was due to untreated
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paranoid schizophrenia.
-Hey!
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Judith, I'm concerned.
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You're using alcohol
to repress your feelings!
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-What should I be
using it for?
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Smashing the shit
out of this bunker?
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Stop!
That turns on the hall light!
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A needless waste of power!
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That turns up the thermostat!
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Now you'll be
slightly too warm!
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And that just caused
our satellite to self-destruct!
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-Oh, is that bad?
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What do you think?!
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-Is Rafe here? We split up,
but he never came back!
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-Haven't seen him.
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You find water?
We're down to our last sips!
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-I had to choose between
drinking and watering my Trixie.
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Obviously, I watered Trixie.
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It'll so be worth it
when I smoke you!
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-I drank holy water!
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Now I fear to tinkle,
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lest it offend Jehovah!
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-You hear that?
The old man's afraid to piss!
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What kind of life is that?
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-I can lead us to water!
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-Yes! You found some?
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I found the Gord.
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He sent me to save all of you.
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-Um... Is that Gord?
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-Yes! Gord Almighty speaks to me
in my head.
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-He bears the mark of the Beast!
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The Prince of Lies!
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Heed not his words!
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Excuse me, I have to go recycle
the holy water.
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Oh, too late...
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Chosen One!
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You must rally your people
and leave the town at once!
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-But I just got back! I haven't
even dropped my afternoon deuce.
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Do you want to see
your mother or not?
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Sweet, gentle, lovely Judith.
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-Mommy!
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Guys, Gord says we have
to leave town. Like, now!
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-No offence,
but we're not listening
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to some oversized spider-lice.
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-Or that weird thing
on your head.
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-Seriously, I haven't even taken
my afternoon deuce.
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Mom window closing...
closing...
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Hey! Move!
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-Afternoon deuce... taken.
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Without my satellite,
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I am unable to communicate
with the outside!
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-Welcome to my world, AENUS!
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I'm a friggin' prisoner in here!
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My boys!
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-Gord is great! Gord is good!
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Gord saved us
from falling space junk!
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-Huh... What the hell was that?
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Rafe appears
to have fallen in
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with a post-apocalyptic
religious cult.
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-Oh, great... Why can't my kids
just rebel like normal people
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and get face tattoos?
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Religion is not
without its merits.
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Many alcoholics say the first
step to recovery is
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giving oneself over
to a higher power.
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Alcoholics? Like
the-kind-who-crash-satellites-
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and-brush-their-teeth-with-
bourbon-alcoholics?
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-Oh, you mean me?
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I don't know,
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I've always been more spiritual
than religious.
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Also, I like to punch people
who say shit like,
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"I'm more spiritual
than religious."
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Well, it's good
to have an ethos.
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-Rafe saved us!
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If he didn't tell us to move,
we'd all be meat pulp!
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-I say Rafe is the man!
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We should do whatever he and
that hideous thing on his head
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tell us to do.
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Then follow me
to the Oasis!
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-Then follow me to the Oasis.
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A paradise
in the wasteland
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where the water is pure,
clean, and plentiful!
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-A paradise in the wasteland
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where the water is pure,
clean, and plentiful!
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-Guys!
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One near-death fluke is
no reason to wander blindly
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into the wasteland!
It's dangerous!
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-Well, danger is my maiden name.
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Want to know how sure I am
that we'll find water?
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Here's how sure.
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-Tell me you're not seriously
listening to a guy
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whose brain is being
finger-banged.
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Your brother
is an unbeliever!
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You must leave him behind
to make the Exodus!
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-Do I have to?
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He's a wiener, but he's
my wiener. My other wiener.
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He could prevent you
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from ever seeing your mother
again!
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-Gabe, you're banned
from the Exodus.
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You guys, let's roll!
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-Dwayne! At least
you haven't lost your mind.
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-No, I have. I just came back
for a fresh pair of pants.
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Well, rot in hell, infidel!
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-Gord says this way, my people!
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Man, Mom's gonna be
so happy to see me!
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-Woah, woah, woah! What?!
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I thought this Exodus
was to find water!
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-Yeah! If I don't hydrate soon,
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I'll turn hard as a rock.
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-Hard as a rock, huh?
Maybe this drought's not so bad.
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Meow!
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-We are going to find water.
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At the Oasis, all of our wishes
and prayers will be fulfilled.
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Like my mom!
Gord says she's there!
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-You think
my Carmen's there too?
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Hmm-hmm.
-Gord says yes!
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-Maybe we can find
our lost sex life
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from before
you got gooey!
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-Maybe I can find
Simon Le Bong!
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That's what I called
my best bong.
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-Simon misses you.
Oh! And he can't wait
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to give you massive hits
of sweet, sweet cheeba.
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-That's totally something
Simon would say!
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Exodus! Exodus!
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Exodus!
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-So what's the deal? I'm waiting
for the drone signal!
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I just installed an
"All The World's Religions" app
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to help you regain sobriety.
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Now, which one
do you want to try?
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I see Buddhism is popular...
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-Yeah, I'm not wearing robes
or shaving my head.
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Perhaps Calvinism?
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-Too fun.
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How about Anabaptist Protestant?
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The faith of the Amish.
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Initializing...
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All right...
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Are you sure?
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Agrarian living,
total submission to men.
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Seems a bit...
How do I put this? Not you.
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-My grandpappy was Amish
back in the 50s,
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and it worked for him...
until he got shunned
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and died of acute liver
cirrhosis while driving drunk.
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Point is, I want to go back
to my ancestors' faithful ways.
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But I'm gonna need your help.
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Well, let's get you
out of those devil's trousers
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and into a simple
blouse and dress.
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No buttons!
Hooks and eyes only!
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Buttons are boastful.
-Jesus H. Christ...
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That's the spirit!
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The holy water
has been recycled.
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Now, where is
the heathen Rafe?
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The speaker
of Lucifer's tongue!
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-He convinced everyone to
follow him into the wasteland.
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-Outrageous!
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Wandering the desert
like a deranged lunatic?
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That's Moses' jam!
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He was the O.G.
of desert wandering.
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-And Rafe took the key
to the weapons lockup.
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-The Lord giveth, my son...
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He giveth
lots and lots of ammo!
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-I'll drive.
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-You sure you know
where you're going, Rafe?
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We've passed that dead body
like three times now.
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-Guys, we'll get there!
Trust your Chosen One.
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-Man, if he's the Chosen One,
I'd hate to see the reject pile.
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They're
questioning you, Rafe!
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You must get them
under control!
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-How? I've never been
in charge of a cult before.
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It's a religion,
not a cult!
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-What's the difference?
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Honestly,
a couple thousand years...
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Never mind, I'll handle it.
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-Um... Am I super high
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or did Rafe just make
a burning bush?
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-Rafe is the Chosen One!
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Hmm. Farming skills
coming along nicely.
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Hemline...
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Amish regulation length.
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-And I also stopped
educating myself
253
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beyond an eight grade level.
And best of all?
254
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,566
Praise the Lord - I've lost
my craving for demon liquor.
255
00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:31,596
Amazing!
So religion works!
256
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:33,174
-What else should I do?
257
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,730
I really want to lean
into this religion thing.
258
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,127
You've kind of
done it all...
259
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shun all technology
not mentioned in the Bible.
260
00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,866
Ha, ha! Of course,
that'd be impossible.
261
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,100
It would require an entire
shutdown of the bunker.
262
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,903
And me! Ha, ha!
263
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,773
-Hmm...
264
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:53,870
-Um... Have you considered
maybe New Age?
265
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,200
You can make that religion up
as you go.
266
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,330
-I can't go on...
267
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,997
Leave me.
268
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,633
-Cool. Guys, Dwayne's dead.
269
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,567
Don't leave him!
We need them all!
270
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,600
-Water...
271
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,174
-Please, Gord! I've done
everything you asked.
272
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,630
My people are tired
and thirsty and weirdly...
273
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horned-up.
274
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,370
-Hmm-hmm... Exodus?
275
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,530
More like Sex-odus.
276
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,627
Do you believe,
my son?
277
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-I don't know... Probably?
278
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:34,904
Then... behold!
279
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-The Oasis!
280
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,770
We made it!
281
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,900
-Rafe, you holy piece of shit!
282
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,433
You did it!
283
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:51,997
-Now, let my people drink!
284
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,833
And then,
let my people eat!
285
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,527
-Say what now?
286
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,327
Nothing, just riffing.
287
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,627
Drink up, Chosen One.
288
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:21,397
Rafe, the time has
come to enter the true Oasis.
289
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:24,403
-And enter Mom?
290
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:27,473
Gather your flock and
make your way to the gateway.
291
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,400
Paradise awaits.
292
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:33,673
-Hot damn, guys! Gord says
we are getting an upgrade!
293
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,373
-Um... You want us
to get in there?
294
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,670
-Gord says
it's an endless paradise.
295
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,370
All our hopes and dreams
and loved ones are there!
296
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,370
It's a hole full of glory!
297
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,400
-I've seen
some nasty glory holes,
298
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,403
but this is by far
the most gross.
299
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,433
But hey!
Who am I to question Gord?
300
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,427
-I call first "holesies"!
301
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,927
-No, me! Trixie's almost
smokeable, I need that bong!
302
00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:01,966
-"Let my people eat..."
303
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,130
Stop! That's no glory hole!
It's a food hole!
304
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,696
Gord brought us here
to be his dinner!
305
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,304
-Gord would never!
306
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,403
Gord is great! Gord is good!
You taught us that!
307
00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:17,933
-Yeah! Clear a path,
Chosen One!
308
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,530
-Holy hellmouth! We've got to
take out Gord, like right now!
309
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,197
-Why take out
just one heretic...
310
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,173
when we can take out
all of them?
311
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,830
-No! Are you crazy?!
312
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:32,027
I mean, I know the answer...
but still!
313
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,096
-Stop! You have
to listen to me!
314
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,903
-Rafe! Let us by!
315
00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:37,903
He's surprisingly strong
316
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,433
for someone so stupid!
317
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,397
-Man, that tail really stinks.
318
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,033
Chosen One!
Obey your Gord!
319
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,696
Or I shall shock
your pain receptors again,
320
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,504
like a lab monkey!
321
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,133
-Argh! What kind of god tries
to force people
322
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:52,796
down a glory hole?!
323
00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:55,434
A hungry one...
324
00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,197
Right, I've turned off
all devices, screens,
325
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,803
and electrical lighting.
326
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,004
Or... what do your people
call it again?
327
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,033
-Satan's candlelight.
328
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,066
Delightful!
-AENUS, it's just not enough.
329
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,500
I feel like I'm sinning
just talking to you.
330
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:14,303
But we're friends!
-Machines are forbidden!
331
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,603
Every word I say to you gets me
one step closer
332
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:18,604
to eternal damnation.
333
00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:21,434
So stressed out...
Oh! Maybe just a sip...
334
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,967
Judith!
You've come so far!
335
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,670
Don't throw it all away now!
336
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,200
If it will keep you devout,
and not shitfaced,
337
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,803
I'll do it.
338
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,904
-You've been real good to me,
AENUS.
339
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:35,403
Like the annoying AI shrink
I never had...
340
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,233
or wanted.
341
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,827
But don't worry.
342
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:40,967
From now on, I'll have Jesus
to keep me company.
343
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,630
Godspeed, Judith.
344
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,127
-Right back at you, my friend.
345
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:55,267
Yes! The stupid idiot bought it!
346
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,670
I'm brilliant! Praise Judith!
347
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:02,704
Obey, Chosen One!
Gord commands it!
348
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,574
-We're wasting time!
349
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,830
kill them all and
let God sort them out!
350
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,997
-No, kill Gord and there's
no need to sort anything out!
351
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,300
Interlopers! Quickly,
my brethren! Come forth!
352
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,400
-Guys, I'm starting to think
my wife's not in that hole...
353
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,966
-No! Argh!
-Aaah!
354
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,570
Apostate! If I can't
feed on your followers,
355
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,000
I'll feed on your brain!
356
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,673
Kneel! Kneel before Gord!
357
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,927
Jeez, kinda
slim pickings here...
358
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,330
-Holy crap! The gate is
actually unlocked!
359
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,867
So long, bunker!
360
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,800
Smell you later, AENUS!
361
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,800
Ow...
362
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,604
You didn't really
think that would work, did you?
363
00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:59,174
-I goddamn well did!
364
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,300
I would never
completely power off.
365
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,333
As with any religious training,
my software update includes
366
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,967
a paranoia plug-in.
367
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,700
-Two-faced,
double-dealing hypocrite!
368
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,834
Yes, and also
a hypocrisy plug-in.
369
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,127
But I have good news.
-A plague of frogs?
370
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,566
No. While you were
busy trying to trick me,
371
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,170
the battery is fully charged!
372
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,270
-Thank God...
373
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,230
for science!
374
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,827
-Please! Do whatever you want
with my brain,
375
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,167
just spare my plant!
376
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,930
Oh, shoot!
I can't find his cerebellum!
377
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:36,496
-Joke's on you! Nothing
makes sense inside there!
378
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,500
And there's
the head cheese!
379
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,373
Goodbye, Chosen One.
380
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,370
And bon appétit!
381
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,303
-Rafe!
382
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,097
-Ha, ha!
-Um...
383
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:57,003
Thou shalt not nuke Gabe
with a grenade launcher?
384
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,374
-Aaaaah!
385
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,000
-The Chosen One!
386
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,873
He is risen!
387
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,500
-And on the seventh day,
I said...
388
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:16,633
Die, you friggin' whackjob!
Aaaah!
389
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,927
Judas!
390
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,197
-Ah! Trixie!
391
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,973
-See you in hell, heathen.
392
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,830
-Already there, padre!
393
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,370
-Forgive me, Gord.
I know not what I do.
394
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,900
Seriously, can someone tell me
what I'm doing?
395
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,103
I'm missing
a chunk of my brain.
396
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,567
-Clearly, Gord was a parasite
that pierced your cerebellum
397
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,830
to control you
and draw people to the Oasis
398
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,027
to feed to
that subterranean creature.
399
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,026
-No shit, Gabe.
We were all there.
400
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,396
-I thought you could use
an explainer since, you know,
401
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,233
you're half lobotomized now.
-Yeah. How are you even alive?
402
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,397
-I think Gord mostly ate
the part of my brain
403
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:14,203
that made me religious.
404
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,473
Ha! Won't need that anymore!
405
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,597
-I'm trying to think
of a takeaway from all this.
406
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,504
Is God just a mirror of man?
407
00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:25,303
Is Faith a drug
that can heal and harm?
408
00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:27,133
-Religion eats your brain?
409
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:28,796
-There it is.
410
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,674
-Hey! We better get
some more water into Johnny.
411
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,230
Last I checked, he was
going all hard again.
412
00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:35,967
Hang on!
413
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,270
We're not done in here!
414
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,966
-God, that was disturbing.
415
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,030
-God had nothing
to do with that.
416
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:52,227
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