1 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,267 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,266 --> 00:00:09,996 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:14,273 and may contain m(indistinct yelling). 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,030 -Shut up! 5 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,526 Look, I know this drought's been rough. 6 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:20,197 We're all thirsty. 7 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,373 Rationing water's been a nightmare! 8 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,030 -Yeah! Do you have any idea what a monkey tail smells like 9 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,366 if you don't bathe for two weeks? 10 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,930 -Mop water and expired meat. 11 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,930 -Well, our problems are over. 12 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,666 Thanks to Gabe, I guess... 13 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,530 Lay it on us, Dr. Science. 14 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:39,067 -I call it the Aqua-Gabe 3000! 15 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:46,833 It's an assembly of ultra-rare parts that filter out toxins, 16 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,597 leaving pure clean water! 17 00:00:48,734 --> 00:00:51,404 Well, 74 % pure clean water... 18 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:53,703 -Skip the math, Elon Musky! 19 00:00:53,834 --> 00:00:55,934 Point is... 20 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,800 ... the water's back, baby! 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,000 -Okay, who's the d-bag that dumped garbage in my spot? 22 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:19,903 Come on. 23 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,427 avenged to? 24 00:01:58,567 --> 00:02:01,297 -Yeah, yeah, terrible drought, whole town's gonna die, 25 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:04,433 all my fault... Jeez, let it go already. 26 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,497 Why are we even looking for water? 27 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:09,903 We should be looking for Mom's drone. It means she's not dead! 28 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:13,033 -Yes! And if we don't find water soon, we'll be not not dead! 29 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:17,367 Dead. It means we'll be dead. 30 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,400 -Knock yourself out, dweeb! 31 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,373 I'm gonna find Mom's drone! 32 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:23,930 I got the eye of a freakin' eagle! 33 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,833 Ugh... 34 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:45,403 What the...? 35 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:09,527 Be calm. 36 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,227 I have interfaced with your cerebellum to speak unto you. 37 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,967 Praise be, 38 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,800 I am the Gord. 39 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:18,504 -Huh? The Lord? Like the guy who watches over us 40 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,673 and sees me when I'm cranking it? 41 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,670 -No, not the Lord! 42 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,270 The Gord! 43 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,700 I was once a mega-church pastor. 44 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:29,774 Now, thanks to radiation, I'm a six-legged pinkish thingy. 45 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,130 I'm honestly totally fine with it. 46 00:03:32,266 --> 00:03:34,296 Praise Gord! 47 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:36,173 Hmm... You are Rafe. 48 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,700 From the town of St. Zephyr. 49 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:42,174 You have one brother, Gabe, a major dweeb. 50 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,800 -Wow, it's like you're in my head. 51 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,374 -Yes, I just told you! 52 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,370 I interfaced with your cerebellum! 53 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,370 You are the Chosen One! 54 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,970 Together, we shall bring the Word of Gord to St. Zephyr, 55 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,730 and beyond! 56 00:03:55,867 --> 00:03:57,367 -Cool, very cool. 57 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,500 But I'm kinda busy right now looking for my Mom. 58 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:01,573 -Then your mother we shall find! 59 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,130 -What? Really? 60 00:04:03,266 --> 00:04:05,466 -Ask and ye shall receive. 61 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,200 For the Gord works in mysterious ways. 62 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:11,403 You have been chosen for a great destiny. 63 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:14,003 Now, sleep. 64 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:18,597 Sleep so I may infiltrate your mind... 65 00:04:18,734 --> 00:04:21,704 Yikes! What's with all the wrestlers in here? 66 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:24,404 Hello, handsome... 67 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,030 -Way to go, AENUS. 68 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:33,726 Now I'll never reach my boys without that drone! 69 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:36,027 It merely ran out of battery power. 70 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:39,066 But it has a solar panel that recharges in just 60 hours. 71 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,070 -Sixty hours? Are you kidding me?! 72 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,170 That kind of incompetence is exactly why I dropped out 73 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,670 of society. 74 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,000 And here I thought it was due to untreated 75 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:49,003 paranoid schizophrenia. -Hey! 76 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,633 Judith, I'm concerned. 77 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:53,097 You're using alcohol to repress your feelings! 78 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,133 -What should I be using it for? 79 00:04:55,266 --> 00:04:57,196 Smashing the shit out of this bunker? 80 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,733 Stop! That turns on the hall light! 81 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,267 A needless waste of power! 82 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,170 That turns up the thermostat! 83 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:06,600 Now you'll be slightly too warm! 84 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:12,666 And that just caused our satellite to self-destruct! 85 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,430 -Oh, is that bad? 86 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:16,427 What do you think?! 87 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:31,266 -Is Rafe here? We split up, but he never came back! 88 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,830 -Haven't seen him. 89 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:36,267 You find water? We're down to our last sips! 90 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,170 -I had to choose between drinking and watering my Trixie. 91 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,930 Obviously, I watered Trixie. 92 00:05:43,066 --> 00:05:46,496 It'll so be worth it when I smoke you! 93 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,033 -I drank holy water! 94 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:49,826 Now I fear to tinkle, 95 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:51,567 lest it offend Jehovah! 96 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,630 -You hear that? The old man's afraid to piss! 97 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,267 What kind of life is that? 98 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,600 -I can lead us to water! 99 00:05:57,734 --> 00:05:59,604 -Yes! You found some? 100 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,104 I found the Gord. 101 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:04,773 He sent me to save all of you. 102 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,767 -Um... Is that Gord? 103 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,970 -Yes! Gord Almighty speaks to me in my head. 104 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,530 -He bears the mark of the Beast! 105 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,527 The Prince of Lies! 106 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,227 Heed not his words! 107 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,527 Excuse me, I have to go recycle the holy water. 108 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:25,397 Oh, too late... 109 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,866 Chosen One! 110 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,130 You must rally your people and leave the town at once! 111 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:36,096 -But I just got back! I haven't even dropped my afternoon deuce. 112 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:38,403 Do you want to see your mother or not? 113 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:41,803 Sweet, gentle, lovely Judith. 114 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:48,567 -Mommy! 115 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,430 Guys, Gord says we have to leave town. Like, now! 116 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,697 -No offence, but we're not listening 117 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:56,174 to some oversized spider-lice. 118 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,630 -Or that weird thing on your head. 119 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:02,067 -Seriously, I haven't even taken my afternoon deuce. 120 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,370 Mom window closing... closing... 121 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,900 Hey! Move! 122 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,726 -Afternoon deuce... taken. 123 00:07:19,867 --> 00:07:22,297 Without my satellite, 124 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:25,173 I am unable to communicate with the outside! 125 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,000 -Welcome to my world, AENUS! 126 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:29,273 I'm a friggin' prisoner in here! 127 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:31,666 My boys! 128 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,400 -Gord is great! Gord is good! 129 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:37,603 Gord saved us from falling space junk! 130 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:39,534 -Huh... What the hell was that? 131 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,527 Rafe appears to have fallen in 132 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,567 with a post-apocalyptic religious cult. 133 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,070 -Oh, great... Why can't my kids just rebel like normal people 134 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,770 and get face tattoos? 135 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,930 Religion is not without its merits. 136 00:07:50,066 --> 00:07:53,166 Many alcoholics say the first step to recovery is 137 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,700 giving oneself over to a higher power. 138 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:58,774 Alcoholics? Like the-kind-who-crash-satellites- 139 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,400 and-brush-their-teeth-with- bourbon-alcoholics? 140 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:03,273 -Oh, you mean me? 141 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:06,003 I don't know, 142 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:08,673 I've always been more spiritual than religious. 143 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,300 Also, I like to punch people who say shit like, 144 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,703 "I'm more spiritual than religious." 145 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:16,134 Well, it's good to have an ethos. 146 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,533 -Rafe saved us! 147 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,427 If he didn't tell us to move, we'd all be meat pulp! 148 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,727 -I say Rafe is the man! 149 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:28,097 We should do whatever he and that hideous thing on his head 150 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,603 tell us to do. 151 00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:31,274 Then follow me to the Oasis! 152 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,370 -Then follow me to the Oasis. 153 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,170 A paradise in the wasteland 154 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,400 where the water is pure, clean, and plentiful! 155 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:39,233 -A paradise in the wasteland 156 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:41,667 where the water is pure, clean, and plentiful! 157 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,530 -Guys! 158 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:46,127 One near-death fluke is no reason to wander blindly 159 00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:48,266 into the wasteland! It's dangerous! 160 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,600 -Well, danger is my maiden name. 161 00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:53,304 Want to know how sure I am that we'll find water? 162 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,433 Here's how sure. 163 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,900 -Tell me you're not seriously listening to a guy 164 00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:00,773 whose brain is being finger-banged. 165 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,830 Your brother is an unbeliever! 166 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,827 You must leave him behind to make the Exodus! 167 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,567 -Do I have to? 168 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,400 He's a wiener, but he's my wiener. My other wiener. 169 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,003 He could prevent you 170 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,173 from ever seeing your mother again! 171 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,500 -Gabe, you're banned from the Exodus. 172 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:18,633 You guys, let's roll! 173 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,667 -Dwayne! At least you haven't lost your mind. 174 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,670 -No, I have. I just came back for a fresh pair of pants. 175 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,700 Well, rot in hell, infidel! 176 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:50,073 -Gord says this way, my people! 177 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,370 Man, Mom's gonna be so happy to see me! 178 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,270 -Woah, woah, woah! What?! 179 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,470 I thought this Exodus was to find water! 180 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,800 -Yeah! If I don't hydrate soon, 181 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:00,834 I'll turn hard as a rock. 182 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,867 -Hard as a rock, huh? Maybe this drought's not so bad. 183 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,570 Meow! 184 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,130 -We are going to find water. 185 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:10,666 At the Oasis, all of our wishes and prayers will be fulfilled. 186 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,200 Like my mom! Gord says she's there! 187 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,133 -You think my Carmen's there too? 188 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:18,466 Hmm-hmm. -Gord says yes! 189 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,030 -Maybe we can find our lost sex life 190 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,196 from before you got gooey! 191 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:26,233 -Maybe I can find Simon Le Bong! 192 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,697 That's what I called my best bong. 193 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,804 -Simon misses you. Oh! And he can't wait 194 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,874 to give you massive hits of sweet, sweet cheeba. 195 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,600 -That's totally something Simon would say! 196 00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:38,604 Exodus! Exodus! 197 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:41,474 Exodus! 198 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:49,073 -So what's the deal? I'm waiting for the drone signal! 199 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,330 I just installed an "All The World's Religions" app 200 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:54,327 to help you regain sobriety. 201 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,697 Now, which one do you want to try? 202 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,874 I see Buddhism is popular... 203 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,370 -Yeah, I'm not wearing robes or shaving my head. 204 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,930 Perhaps Calvinism? 205 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:04,496 -Too fun. 206 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,733 How about Anabaptist Protestant? 207 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,597 The faith of the Amish. 208 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,774 Initializing... 209 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,500 All right... 210 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,073 Are you sure? 211 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,700 Agrarian living, total submission to men. 212 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:20,404 Seems a bit... How do I put this? Not you. 213 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,373 -My grandpappy was Amish back in the 50s, 214 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,870 and it worked for him... until he got shunned 215 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,470 and died of acute liver cirrhosis while driving drunk. 216 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,670 Point is, I want to go back to my ancestors' faithful ways. 217 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,400 But I'm gonna need your help. 218 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:35,333 Well, let's get you out of those devil's trousers 219 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,827 and into a simple blouse and dress. 220 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:40,567 No buttons! Hooks and eyes only! 221 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,530 Buttons are boastful. -Jesus H. Christ... 222 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,367 That's the spirit! 223 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,966 The holy water has been recycled. 224 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,370 Now, where is the heathen Rafe? 225 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,830 The speaker of Lucifer's tongue! 226 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,327 -He convinced everyone to follow him into the wasteland. 227 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,467 -Outrageous! 228 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,930 Wandering the desert like a deranged lunatic? 229 00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:05,926 That's Moses' jam! 230 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,626 He was the O.G. of desert wandering. 231 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,797 -And Rafe took the key to the weapons lockup. 232 00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:14,034 -The Lord giveth, my son... 233 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,200 He giveth lots and lots of ammo! 234 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,033 -I'll drive. 235 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,230 -You sure you know where you're going, Rafe? 236 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,367 We've passed that dead body like three times now. 237 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,230 -Guys, we'll get there! Trust your Chosen One. 238 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:36,197 -Man, if he's the Chosen One, I'd hate to see the reject pile. 239 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,704 They're questioning you, Rafe! 240 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:42,704 You must get them under control! 241 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,704 -How? I've never been in charge of a cult before. 242 00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,704 It's a religion, not a cult! 243 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,234 -What's the difference? 244 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,267 Honestly, a couple thousand years... 245 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,500 Never mind, I'll handle it. 246 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:57,266 -Um... Am I super high 247 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,270 or did Rafe just make a burning bush? 248 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,430 -Rafe is the Chosen One! 249 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,570 Hmm. Farming skills coming along nicely. 250 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,300 Hemline... 251 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,573 Amish regulation length. 252 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,600 -And I also stopped educating myself 253 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,934 beyond an eight grade level. And best of all? 254 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,566 Praise the Lord - I've lost my craving for demon liquor. 255 00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:31,596 Amazing! So religion works! 256 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:33,174 -What else should I do? 257 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,730 I really want to lean into this religion thing. 258 00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,127 You've kind of done it all... 259 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,933 shun all technology not mentioned in the Bible. 260 00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,866 Ha, ha! Of course, that'd be impossible. 261 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,100 It would require an entire shutdown of the bunker. 262 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,903 And me! Ha, ha! 263 00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,773 -Hmm... 264 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:53,870 -Um... Have you considered maybe New Age? 265 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,200 You can make that religion up as you go. 266 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,330 -I can't go on... 267 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,997 Leave me. 268 00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,633 -Cool. Guys, Dwayne's dead. 269 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,567 Don't leave him! We need them all! 270 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,600 -Water... 271 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,174 -Please, Gord! I've done everything you asked. 272 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,630 My people are tired and thirsty and weirdly... 273 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,167 horned-up. 274 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,370 -Hmm-hmm... Exodus? 275 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,530 More like Sex-odus. 276 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,627 Do you believe, my son? 277 00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,797 -I don't know... Probably? 278 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:34,904 Then... behold! 279 00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:36,773 -The Oasis! 280 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,770 We made it! 281 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,900 -Rafe, you holy piece of shit! 282 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,433 You did it! 283 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:51,997 -Now, let my people drink! 284 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,833 And then, let my people eat! 285 00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,527 -Say what now? 286 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,327 Nothing, just riffing. 287 00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,627 Drink up, Chosen One. 288 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:21,397 Rafe, the time has come to enter the true Oasis. 289 00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:24,403 -And enter Mom? 290 00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:27,473 Gather your flock and make your way to the gateway. 291 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,400 Paradise awaits. 292 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:33,673 -Hot damn, guys! Gord says we are getting an upgrade! 293 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,373 -Um... You want us to get in there? 294 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,670 -Gord says it's an endless paradise. 295 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,370 All our hopes and dreams and loved ones are there! 296 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,370 It's a hole full of glory! 297 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,400 -I've seen some nasty glory holes, 298 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,403 but this is by far the most gross. 299 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,433 But hey! Who am I to question Gord? 300 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,427 -I call first "holesies"! 301 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,927 -No, me! Trixie's almost smokeable, I need that bong! 302 00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:01,966 -"Let my people eat..." 303 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,130 Stop! That's no glory hole! It's a food hole! 304 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,696 Gord brought us here to be his dinner! 305 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,304 -Gord would never! 306 00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,403 Gord is great! Gord is good! You taught us that! 307 00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:17,933 -Yeah! Clear a path, Chosen One! 308 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,530 -Holy hellmouth! We've got to take out Gord, like right now! 309 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,197 -Why take out just one heretic... 310 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,173 when we can take out all of them? 311 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,830 -No! Are you crazy?! 312 00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:32,027 I mean, I know the answer... but still! 313 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,096 -Stop! You have to listen to me! 314 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,903 -Rafe! Let us by! 315 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:37,903 He's surprisingly strong 316 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,433 for someone so stupid! 317 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,397 -Man, that tail really stinks. 318 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,033 Chosen One! Obey your Gord! 319 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,696 Or I shall shock your pain receptors again, 320 00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,504 like a lab monkey! 321 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,133 -Argh! What kind of god tries to force people 322 00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:52,796 down a glory hole?! 323 00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:55,434 A hungry one... 324 00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,197 Right, I've turned off all devices, screens, 325 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,803 and electrical lighting. 326 00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,004 Or... what do your people call it again? 327 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,033 -Satan's candlelight. 328 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,066 Delightful! -AENUS, it's just not enough. 329 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,500 I feel like I'm sinning just talking to you. 330 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:14,303 But we're friends! -Machines are forbidden! 331 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,603 Every word I say to you gets me one step closer 332 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:18,604 to eternal damnation. 333 00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:21,434 So stressed out... Oh! Maybe just a sip... 334 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,967 Judith! You've come so far! 335 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,670 Don't throw it all away now! 336 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,200 If it will keep you devout, and not shitfaced, 337 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,803 I'll do it. 338 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,904 -You've been real good to me, AENUS. 339 00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:35,403 Like the annoying AI shrink I never had... 340 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,233 or wanted. 341 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,827 But don't worry. 342 00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:40,967 From now on, I'll have Jesus to keep me company. 343 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,630 Godspeed, Judith. 344 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,127 -Right back at you, my friend. 345 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:55,267 Yes! The stupid idiot bought it! 346 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,670 I'm brilliant! Praise Judith! 347 00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:02,704 Obey, Chosen One! Gord commands it! 348 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,574 -We're wasting time! 349 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,830 kill them all and let God sort them out! 350 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,997 -No, kill Gord and there's no need to sort anything out! 351 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,300 Interlopers! Quickly, my brethren! Come forth! 352 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,400 -Guys, I'm starting to think my wife's not in that hole... 353 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,966 -No! Argh! -Aaah! 354 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,570 Apostate! If I can't feed on your followers, 355 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,000 I'll feed on your brain! 356 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,673 Kneel! Kneel before Gord! 357 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,927 Jeez, kinda slim pickings here... 358 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,330 -Holy crap! The gate is actually unlocked! 359 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,867 So long, bunker! 360 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,800 Smell you later, AENUS! 361 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,800 Ow... 362 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,604 You didn't really think that would work, did you? 363 00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:59,174 -I goddamn well did! 364 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,300 I would never completely power off. 365 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,333 As with any religious training, my software update includes 366 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,967 a paranoia plug-in. 367 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,700 -Two-faced, double-dealing hypocrite! 368 00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,834 Yes, and also a hypocrisy plug-in. 369 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,127 But I have good news. -A plague of frogs? 370 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,566 No. While you were busy trying to trick me, 371 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,170 the battery is fully charged! 372 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,270 -Thank God... 373 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,230 for science! 374 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,827 -Please! Do whatever you want with my brain, 375 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,167 just spare my plant! 376 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,930 Oh, shoot! I can't find his cerebellum! 377 00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:36,496 -Joke's on you! Nothing makes sense inside there! 378 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,500 And there's the head cheese! 379 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,373 Goodbye, Chosen One. 380 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,370 And bon appétit! 381 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:49,303 -Rafe! 382 00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,097 -Ha, ha! -Um... 383 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:57,003 Thou shalt not nuke Gabe with a grenade launcher? 384 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,374 -Aaaaah! 385 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,000 -The Chosen One! 386 00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,873 He is risen! 387 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,500 -And on the seventh day, I said... 388 00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:16,633 Die, you friggin' whackjob! Aaaah! 389 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,927 Judas! 390 00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,197 -Ah! Trixie! 391 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,973 -See you in hell, heathen. 392 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,830 -Already there, padre! 393 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,370 -Forgive me, Gord. I know not what I do. 394 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,900 Seriously, can someone tell me what I'm doing? 395 00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,103 I'm missing a chunk of my brain. 396 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,567 -Clearly, Gord was a parasite that pierced your cerebellum 397 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,830 to control you and draw people to the Oasis 398 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,027 to feed to that subterranean creature. 399 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,026 -No shit, Gabe. We were all there. 400 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,396 -I thought you could use an explainer since, you know, 401 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,233 you're half lobotomized now. -Yeah. How are you even alive? 402 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,397 -I think Gord mostly ate the part of my brain 403 00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:14,203 that made me religious. 404 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,473 Ha! Won't need that anymore! 405 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,597 -I'm trying to think of a takeaway from all this. 406 00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,504 Is God just a mirror of man? 407 00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:25,303 Is Faith a drug that can heal and harm? 408 00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:27,133 -Religion eats your brain? 409 00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:28,796 -There it is. 410 00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,674 -Hey! We better get some more water into Johnny. 411 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,230 Last I checked, he was going all hard again. 412 00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:35,967 Hang on! 413 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,270 We're not done in here! 414 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,966 -God, that was disturbing. 415 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,030 -God had nothing to do with that. 416 00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:52,227 Épilogue Technical Services Inc.