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-That's the last time
we go exploring any caves.
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-You should have listened to me
about sticking together.
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Well once you started calling us
"The Spelunking Brothers",
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I had a sudden urge to be
nowhere near you.
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-Remember mom said the first and
best way to die is to split up?
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-I do because... she was
spanking us when she yelled it.
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-Well, if she was here now,
she'd make me team leader.
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-Please! She would have you
scrubbing toilets
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with your tongue
for getting us lost!
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-You don't know
what you're talking about.
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-Nice to see you two
getting along.
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-Argh! Whenever
I suggest anything,
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Rafe does the exact opposite!
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Just once, I wish that big dumb
ape would listen to me!
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-Who's a big dump ape?
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-Huh? You're back already?
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(Rafe makes monkey sounds.)
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(laughing)
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-Well, that's the last time
we go exploring any...
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All right, it's on!
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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-I should really start charging
cover, I'd make a fortune.
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(grunts)
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(farting)
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(screaming then kissing)
-Christ on a cracker, Gabe,
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I have plans today.
I do not need this right now.
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-I don't even know
what's happening.
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Which one of you
is the real Rafe?
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-None of them are.
Look at their stomachs.
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No belly buttons.
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I assume your brother has one,
right?
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-(Rafe): Aaah!
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He! He! He!
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(gasp)
-Mom!
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Oh yeah, he does.
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I've had the ear infections
to prove it.
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-So the real Rafe is lost
in that cave?
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-Figures.
I better go find him,
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before he gets hungry
and gnaws off his own leg.
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-Hold on! Before, you got to get
rid of these guys!
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(screams)
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Otherwise, we're gonna have us
a serious "Rafe-fugee" problem.
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(laughing)
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Ah, you guys suck!
-Guys!
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Look! I got my own harem
of studs.
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(grunts)
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Go ahead and run.
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It's your loss, you mutts!
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-Hum...
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He! He! He!
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(whining)
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-Hey, chuds!
Where you're going?
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-Okay. Open the gate.
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(chattering)
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-Knock yourself out, big guy!
-Oh yeah! Woohoo!
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-(AENUS): Hey, Jud,
what's you doing?
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-Needlepoint.
What's it look like?
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Just trying to make life in this
prison a little more bearable.
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(crash)
Ah! Ha! Ha!
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It's called a Camelbar.
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It's the only candy bar made
with nougat, fudge,
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and real Egyptian caramel.
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-(AENUS): You do know
we have a key for that machine.
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-Yep!
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Hey, what's that?
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Hum...
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(grunts)
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-(AENUS): Ah! Oh, my God!
I know her!
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She's my mother!
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(sobbing)
-Your what?
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Okay... There goes my appetite!
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-Shit! It's Tuesday already?
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-You bet!
Mom could be home,
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any minutes, so run
and make our bed, will you?
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-Didn't I burn and bury this?
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-I have back-ups. Now hurry!
I want everything perfect!
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Hey, hey, hey, manners!
Wait for your mother!
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-It'll get cold.
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I'm so sick of eating cold
eggplant every week.
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(sigh)
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Look, dad, mom isn't coming back
and you know it.
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-She said,
she'd be back Tuesday.
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-Yeah! Months
before the apocalypse!
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But every week you go through
this pathetic ritual.
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You think some cold eggplant
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is gonna make mom magically
appear?
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Face it, dad! It won't.
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-I didn't know you felt
so strongly
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about the temperature
of eggplant.
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(snoring)
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-Rafe?
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(echoing): Hello?
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Rafe!
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Ah!
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-That's the last time
we go exploring any caves!
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-Hey, do you have
a belly button?
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-Of course, I...
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Oh, wow! I don't!
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Ah!
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I do now! Oh...
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-Ew...
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-How the hell can you have
a mother, AENUS?
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-(AENUS): Remember I told you
about Sophia,
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the scientist who created me?
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This is her.
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Here, let me close
her sweet eye.
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Ah! Oh no!
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-Yeesh! Happy fricking
Mother's Day!
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What's that in her hand?
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(AENUS sobbing)
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-(AENUS): I'm so sorry mommy!
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-Wait a sec!
What do we have here?
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No! Let me get it.
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You've desecrated
your mother's corpse enough!
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(AENUS sobbing)
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(yawning)
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-Holy shit!
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-Danika?
I thought you were out!
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You were right, kid.
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If I want your mother to come
home, I got to make it happen.
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-And driving felt too easy?
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-Too slow!
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These trade winds blow south,
we'll be there in a week!
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-Dad, you idiot!
We're going north!
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-(echoing): Hello!
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Phew, finally!
(gasp)
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-What the hell are you doing
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trying to undress your brother,
you perv?
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-Mommy?
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-Shh! Great!
Now you woke him up!
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I'm so sorry Gabe ruined
your nap, number one son.
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-Mom, you're really back?
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I was afraid
it was just a dream.
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-Mom, how did you get here?
-You should have seen it.
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I was trying
to find the way out.
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I started thinking about mom
and then...
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-She appeared out
of a pink bubble?
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-Exactly!
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-Mom, do you have
a belly button?
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-None of your damn business!
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No, I do not.
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-I think this cave reads
your mind
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and creates people out of
that pink lichen.
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Like in the Dimension
Patrol novel
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The Doppelgänger
Comes To Dinner.
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-Here we go
with the space books!
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-Captain Thaddeus finds
an asteroid that creates people
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based on thoughts and memories.
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Then he gets to play chess
with his long-dead father... Ah!
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-Enough with that Sci-Fi horse
crap, Gabe! You fucking nerd!
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-You don't have to hit me!
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-Learn how to duck!
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(gasps)
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-Ah...
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-Gabe, honey, come here
and give mommy a hug.
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-God damn it, Rafe!
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-Ha! Ha! Classic!
Nerd!
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(laughing)
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(gasp)
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(gunshot)
-Come on! Scram!
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(sobbing)
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-Leave those Rafes alone!
-Relax!
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They're vermin with chin straps!
-They are not vermin!
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They're majestic young men
with amazing facial hair!
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Right, Rafe?
-I'm so confused right now!
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What's with all the me-s?
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-Those formed the first time
I was looking for you.
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-See, he went back to look
for you twice. That's my Gab!
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Loyal and handsome!
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-Thank you, mom. I'm glad
someone appreciates
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everything I do for this family.
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-Blah-blah-blah!
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That's what you sound like,
you baby!
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-Well, Rafe looks like
an overgrown baby!
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If it wasn't
for the ragweed on his face,
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you'd need a map to his chin.
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-Rafe has a very defined chin!
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By the way, I'm driving.
-Over my dead body.
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-This is not gonna end well.
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-What are you talking about?
We got mom back. Twice!
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This is gonna be awesome!
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Oh, and I call shotgun!
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-No! I get shotgun!
(grunts)
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(struggle)
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-What are you doing?
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-Taking us home in one piece.
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-Well, stop it!
We're finally heading south!
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Don't you want to see
your mother?
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-Of course! But
she doesn't want to see us.
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That's why she left
for Venezuela
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with a plastic surgeon.
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-No! She went
to a plastic surgeon
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for a procedure!
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-Yeah! A procedure
called divorce.
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-What are you talking about?
Doctors can't get divorces.
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(screaming)
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-Dad! I can't pull you up,
you have to climb.
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-God damn it! I got to do
everything myself!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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-Dad, please!
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Can we just turn around
before one of us gets hurt?
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-Sorry, kid. Your mom awaits!
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-Why bother? She was
a crappy mom, a terrible wife.
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And she didn't give a fart
in a windstorm about us!
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-She had a good side too!
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-Like what?
-She was a wild cat in the sack!
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-Ew! Gross!
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-"My name is Dr. Sophia Ayon.
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I'm being held against my will
by general Hecks
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after refusing to install
a strike drone operating system
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into the AENUS unit
I built for this bunker.
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I'd rather die than to see
my AENUS become a weapon."
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-(AENUS): If the drone operating
system is on that drive.
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It has to be destroyed.
-Wait a sec!
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You could find this Hecks guy
and make him pay
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for killing your mom.
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-(AENUS): No! Mommy died
specifically
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to prevent me from becoming
a weapon.
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-Yeah, yeah,
we all saw Iron Giant.
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Besides, General Hecks likely
perished in the apocalypse.
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Wait a moment... All
high-ranking military personnel
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have a tracking chip
installed... There!
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There he is!
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-Uh? Come on, AENUS!
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This is a chance to experience
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the sweetest
of all human emotions!
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-(AENUS): Seeing justice served?
-No!
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Violent, bloody,
merciless revenge!
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So, what do you say?
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-Well?
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-(AENUS): I'm thinking!
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I could just give him
a very stern talking-to.
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(sigh of despair)
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-No surprise it took
for-freaking-ever to get here
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with her driving!
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-It's hard to focus
with your buzz-saw voice
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giving me bad directions!
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-Oh, I'll give you a buzz-saw!
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-Easy mom,
she's not worth it!
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-Hey, she is totally worth it!
-Yeah! Let her come!
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I'll whip her ass, then whip up
some squirrel stew for Rafe.
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-Yeah, give him more food.
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What, are you trying
to give him diabetes?
253
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,200
You know how hard it's gonna
be to find insulin here?
254
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,873
-Easier than finding a gal
to go out with Mr. Manorexic
255
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,370
over here.
256
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,230
-Oh, so it's a bad thing
257
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:39,697
that Gabe can actually see
his own dick?
258
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,204
-I will not let you give Rafe
an eating disorder!
259
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,833
You already made Gabe
a bulimic.
260
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,327
-I'm not bulimic!
261
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,997
(screaming)
262
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,033
(throwing up)
263
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,026
-It's just stress, not bulimia.
264
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:57,026
-I always did wonder
how you stayed so trim.
265
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:59,596
-Hey! Tell your ugly twin
girlfriends to knock it off!
266
00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:01,304
(gunshot)
267
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:04,827
-Danika?
268
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,327
Why are we changing direction?
269
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:07,827
-Stay back.
270
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,897
This thing is unsteady enough.
I don't want to fall.
271
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,633
Look, I never wanted to show you
this but here...
272
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:15,667
It's Mom's receipt for
a one-way ticket to Venezuela.
273
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,700
She had no plans to come back.
-You don't know that!
274
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:21,774
Look at this! Tons of pictures
of you, me...
275
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,200
and your mom being
a happy family!
276
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,603
Why wouldn't she want
to come back?
277
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,404
-It's all pictures of you
fighting the clown
278
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,903
at my fifth birthday party.
279
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:32,373
-Well, he started it!
And look!
280
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,570
Your Mom's laughing
in all of these pictures.
281
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,630
Mainly because he's shoving my
face into the cake, but still!
282
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:41,197
Man, me and her had good times!
-Hey...
283
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,473
then maybe we should be home
in case she shows up?
284
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,670
I mean that's the first place
she'd go, right?
285
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,470
-Holy crap!
286
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,530
You're right!
Why didn't you say so?
287
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,427
We got to land this bird!
288
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,467
That should do the trick.
289
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,100
(screaming)
290
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,633
(shotguns)
291
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:11,233
-This is all your fault
for making another Mom!
292
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,067
She's tearing this family apart!
293
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,930
-Oh, really?
Because yours shot first!
294
00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:17,826
(grunts and shotguns)
295
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:20,697
-Who's shooting?
(scream)
296
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,934
-(together): Ana!
-(moms): Shut up you cry babies!
297
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,397
(shotguns)
298
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,130
-Ana, you're okay?
299
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,666
-So you know how long that will
take to grow back?
300
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,900
And what's with
the kill-crazy twins?
301
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,733
Let me guess, the cave?
302
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,697
-Yeah! Those are
actually our moms.
303
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,734
(gunshot)
-Well, that explains a lot.
304
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,367
-What do you say
we drop the guns
305
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,870
and settle this with blades?
306
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,400
-No!
307
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:53,903
Once I slice you up,
308
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:57,803
your fat idiot son
will try to eat you!
309
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,834
-Guys, you gotta stop
to your mothers
310
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,327
before they destroy the town.
311
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,027
-She's right.
Let's split up.
312
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,166
I'll go talk to mine,
you talk to yours.
313
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,430
-No way! We should approach
the Moms as a unit.
314
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,727
We need to...
-...be each other's shields.
315
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:15,627
-Yes. And I'll stay behind you.
316
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,970
-AENUS, this Hecks bastard
has killed three mutants
317
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,470
since we spotted him.
318
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,370
He deserves to get wasted.
319
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,470
The dead kind,
not the fun kind.
320
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,200
-(AENUS): I will not become
a weapon!
321
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,633
-How can you just sit there
while your mom's murderer
322
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,527
is strutting around like he owns
the wasteland?
323
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:40,427
-(AENUS): Perhaps my morals just
aren't as flexible as yours.
324
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,130
-Why did you do that?
-Maybe you don't have
325
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,826
the microchips to off
this murdering son of a bitch,
326
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,767
but I sure as shit do.
327
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,400
Morals, my ass!
328
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:05,726
-Well, we're alive.
Now I guess we just go back home
329
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,397
and wait for your mother...
again.
330
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,233
-"Dear Mom.
331
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,927
It's been a while, but
Dwayne and I are still alive
332
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,526
in St. Zephyr.
333
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,067
We miss you
and want to see you."
334
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,700
What is this?
335
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,234
-If it's meant to be,
she'll find it.
336
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,567
These trade winds blow south,
right?
337
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,970
-Honestly, I have no idea what
the hell a "trade wind" even is.
338
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,570
Come on,
let's go home...
339
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,870
(shredding)
340
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,030
(gunshots)
341
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,830
-Look, I know this is
hard for you to accept,
342
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,927
but you dropped
a ball raising Gab.
343
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:45,726
He's dead weight.
344
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:49,097
-Pff! The only thing Rafe's good
for is making body odour
345
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,773
and stale meat farts.
346
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,796
-Oh, you're funny!
347
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,374
You know what else
would be funny?
348
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,170
Me, Chucks and Palahniuking
your brains all over that wall.
349
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,670
(gunshots)
350
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:05,633
-I'd say the same to you but
I doubt you have any brains!
351
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,597
(gunshots)
352
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,673
Hey, since we're doing
elementary school jokes...
353
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,900
Knock, knock!
-Oh, oh, I know this one!
354
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,203
-Who's there?
-Not you, sweetie.
355
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,273
-Oh, maybe they'll bond
over laughter
356
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,970
and lay down their arms...
357
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,270
(scream)
(Rafe laughs.)
358
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,000
-I said, "knock, knock!"
359
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,903
-Who's there?
-A bullet.
360
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,603
-A bullet who?
361
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:30,004
-A bullet right through
your face, you unfit mother!
362
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,333
(shotguns)
363
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,867
-Oh!
364
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,573
-Rafe, get clear
or you'll get shot.
365
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,470
-Good job, Gabe! Keep using
Rafe as a human shield!
366
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,870
-See, I told you!
-Judiths!
367
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,500
We have a proposition!
368
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,403
-Come out so we can
proposition you!
369
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,103
-I thought you'd never ask,
Rafe...
370
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:02,103
Oh, you're talking
to the gross chicks. Ew.
371
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,603
-Say the word, Rafe,
and I'll cap them both.
372
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:09,134
-Try it and I'll shoot
a grenade so far up you,
373
00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:11,066
you'll taste it
before it goes off.
374
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,570
-Quiet!
375
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,530
We think that Rafe and you
should move back
376
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,627
to our old place
and live there together.
377
00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,167
-And you and Gabe can live here.
378
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,300
That way neither of you has
to see each other again.
379
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,897
-Yeah, I suppose we could.
380
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,173
-Now!
381
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,230
(grunts)
382
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,173
-Fail! Ha! Ha!
383
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,970
-I was wrong.
We should have split up!
384
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,000
-You shouldn't have done
that, boys.
385
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:45,473
-Yeah,
you really shouldn't have.
386
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,530
-Well, it's nice to see
they finally agree on something.
387
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,330
-Uh?
388
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,926
Uh?
389
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:05,426
-Hum?
390
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,967
-Alrighty, general,
391
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,000
get ready
to suck some sidewinder.
392
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,573
-(AENUS): Wait!
-Sorry, it's for your own good.
393
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,900
-(AENUS): No.
I mean, let me do it.
394
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,703
-Oh!
395
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,474
-Youpi!
396
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:41,604
-So what changed your mind?
397
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:44,534
-(AENUS): Oh, his smug ugly
self-righteous face.
398
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,627
Despite my reservations
about becoming a weapon,
399
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,897
that felt... good.
400
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,773
Like really darn good!
401
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,500
-That's maybe the most human
thing you've ever said.
402
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,703
Mind if I make a pit stop on
the way home.
403
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,774
-(AENUS): Be my guest.
404
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,770
(grunts)
405
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:12,034
-Yeah... Me, I got an idea.
406
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,526
-What's on our mind?
407
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,027
-Let's go back to that cave
and make more Rafes and Gabes.
408
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,666
-Better Rafes and Gabes.
Perfect Rafes and Gabes.
409
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,200
-But they wouldn't have
belly buttons.
410
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,703
(laughing)
411
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,574
-(together): Say good night
to mommy, boys!
412
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,467
(quivering)
413
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,330
(screaming)
414
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,730
(screaming)
415
00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,397
-(Judith): Rafe?
416
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,003
Gabe? Is that you?
417
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:47,397
-Mom?
-Are you real?
418
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,203
-As real as it gets, boys!
419
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,333
Come give mama a hug!
420
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,930
Damn, I missed you!
421
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,296
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
422
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,903
-I'm flying this thing
from inside a super bunker!
423
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,470
-Where?
-I'll get you coordinates,
424
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,400
but my battery's getting low!
425
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,300
So... Where'd these clones
of me come from?
426
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,373
-She made us bleed.
427
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,130
Just like the old days.
428
00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:16,596
-(Rafes): Mom... Mom... Mom...
Mom...
429
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,634
Mom... Mom... Mom...
430
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,927
Mom... Mom...
431
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,826
-Hey, my boys!
432
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:28,227
Sorry, this is gonna hurt me
a lot more it's gonna hurt you!
433
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,127
-(all): I'll take that bet!
434
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,673
-Okay, maybe not.
435
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:40,733
Ha! Ha! Judith, one.
436
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,727
Clones, fuck all!
437
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,930
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