1 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,267 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,266 --> 00:00:12,426 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:15,127 (growling) and may contain mature subject matter. 4 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:28,296 -Hey, that's not fair! 5 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,533 -Dodgehead isn't about fair, okay! 6 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,797 It's about dodging... and head. 7 00:00:32,934 --> 00:00:34,934 And I just gave you head. Sucker! 8 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:37,026 -Calm down! 9 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:39,896 Why did Ana talk us into playing this game anyway? 10 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,873 And where the hell is she? 11 00:00:42,867 --> 00:00:47,197 Are you taking notes? -Yeah. Problem? 12 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:49,733 -Heads up, lady Judas! -Ah! 13 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:51,427 -Dodgeball! 14 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:55,697 (apocalyptic music) 15 00:00:56,900 --> 00:01:01,600 (theme music) 16 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,330 (grunting) 17 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:27,197 in your book?-Why ares 18 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:28,833 Fine! -Hey! 19 00:01:28,967 --> 00:01:30,327 Don't tell us. 20 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:32,597 I can just read it. Get ready everyone. 21 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:36,274 "Con... clus..." Euh... 22 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,070 Gabe. 23 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,570 -"The Conclusion of Species. 24 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,470 Notes on the Savage Mutants of St. Zephyr." 25 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,970 -Savage?! 26 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,970 I ought to rip your jaw off and eat all your fingers! 27 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,970 -She has notes on all of us in here! 28 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,530 "Self-styled alpha male Rafe often weeps like a baby 29 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:52,327 and calls out for his mother in his sleep." 30 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:54,567 -Well, that's a lie right there. I... 31 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,070 (weeping) 32 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,770 Shut up! 33 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,330 -Wasn't judging, just observing. 34 00:02:00,467 --> 00:02:02,327 -"Insecure town leader Dwayne uses 35 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,097 a dye squeezed from beetle dung 36 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:06,273 to cover his male pattern baldness." 37 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,230 -Ah! -Simply writing down what I see. 38 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:12,167 -"Local slattern Suzette's secret use 39 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,470 of her prehensile tail borders on paraphilia." 40 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,970 -Para... Say what now? 41 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,470 (whispering) 42 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,970 She spanks her monkey with it? 43 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:23,730 -Screw you, Ana! You wish you had such a girthy tail! 44 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,667 -How could you write this shit? 45 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,900 -As a zoologist completely engaged in immersive fieldwork, 46 00:02:28,033 --> 00:02:29,533 it's useful for me to... 47 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,667 -We're not fieldwork! We're your friends! 48 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,500 Tell you what, Ms. Science Fair, 49 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,533 if you're so much better than us, 50 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:37,997 I'm sure you won't mind being officially... shunned. 51 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:39,473 (exclamations) 52 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,030 As mayor, I decree that you be left alone 53 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,866 until you realize 54 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,530 that you, Ana, are a giant flaming asshole. 55 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:51,597 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey, Ana shunned today! 56 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:53,104 Everybody now! 57 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:56,033 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey... Ah, you guys suck! 58 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:59,326 Come on, gang, let's go have some fun. 59 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:03,497 -Ah... I can see your bald spot, Dwayne. 60 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,867 -(AENUS): Judith, wake up, sleepyhead! 61 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,370 (alarm blaring) 62 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,370 (grunting) 63 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,500 -Jesus Christ! What's... 64 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,433 -Happy birthday! 65 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:24,367 -Oh, great... You know my birthday. 66 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:28,067 -I know everything about you. 67 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,730 I've studied your every emotion, every thought, 68 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:34,627 every bead of sweat in your whisper of a mustache... 69 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,403 Ahem, ahem! Sorry. 70 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,603 Anyway, I've compiled 71 00:03:40,734 --> 00:03:42,404 a comprehensive psychological profile, 72 00:03:42,533 --> 00:03:44,303 which has allowed me to create 73 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,273 a statistically perfect birthday present for you. 74 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,970 -I was hoping for freedom, but thanks for the weird hat. 75 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:55,600 -It's a virtual reality helmet! Try it on! 76 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,170 (birds chirping) 77 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:09,697 -This is bullshit! 78 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,934 If I'm lying around with red toenails, 79 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:14,526 it should be from kicking an enemy to death with my feet. 80 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,367 -Oh... okay. 81 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,970 No, that's fine, I can generate another birthday reality. 82 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,770 I'll just have to redirect a bit of power... 83 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,300 (rumbling, buzzing) 84 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,603 -What a great idea! 85 00:04:28,734 --> 00:04:32,134 Make it real, real complicated. 86 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:40,003 Come on, AENUS. Blow my mind. Mind! 87 00:04:40,133 --> 00:04:41,833 -Sorry. 88 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:46,803 -Ah, solitude! No one burping the alphabet. 89 00:04:46,934 --> 00:04:48,874 No dogs drinking semen. 90 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,930 No Dwayne coming onto me with awkward single-entendres. 91 00:04:52,934 --> 00:04:55,974 How is this a punishment? 92 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,470 See, what I should have said 93 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,430 is that I don't need you peoples's help for me at all, 94 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,927 so leave me alone, I like it. 95 00:05:02,066 --> 00:05:04,466 Mmm, this is good moonshine. 96 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,430 Or "moonshun"! 97 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,067 (laughter) 98 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,103 It's not that funny! 99 00:05:11,233 --> 00:05:13,233 (laughter) 100 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:22,834 (laughter) 101 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:24,967 -Is that wine glowing, 102 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,270 or do I just really need to get hammered? 103 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,270 -Remind me not to drink from that bottle. 104 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,270 I know where that tail's been. 105 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,770 -Play your cards right, hot stuff, you could be there, too. 106 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,700 -Hum... 107 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:39,104 -I'd like to officially announce 108 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:41,673 our first annual irradiated wine party! 109 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:46,770 Because wine cures betrayal and sobriety! 110 00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:51,104 (joyful screaming) 111 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,603 (burp) 112 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:55,604 -You know, Ana actually makes some good points here. 113 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,904 We do kind of act like savages sometimes. 114 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,403 -Are you taking her side? 115 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,603 Because you can just go on up there and join her. 116 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:04,674 Go on! You're shunned, Gabe! 117 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,100 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey! Everybody now! 118 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:10,233 Ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey! 119 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:15,303 -Oh crap! Guys, we're locked in! 120 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,300 ♪ 121 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:23,774 -Hang on, let me just see if we can just... 122 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,270 (shriek of pain) 123 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,570 Okay. Now, we can party. 124 00:06:29,066 --> 00:06:31,366 -Take this down. 125 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,800 The miniscule insects appear to be ant-grasshopper hybrids 126 00:06:33,934 --> 00:06:37,134 and all I want is to see them bone. 127 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,000 No, things have not gotten weird! 128 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:43,133 And no, I don't need those chowderheaded yokels! 129 00:06:43,266 --> 00:06:46,226 I'm happy as a lark without them. 130 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,130 -Ah! I'm so depressed. 131 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:54,266 At least, things can't get any worst. Oh no, they did! 132 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,070 -Ahrunny! 133 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,700 -Ah shit! 134 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:01,204 Is he literally saying "irony"? 135 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,133 (screaming) 136 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:06,126 -Ahrunny! 137 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,700 (cracking) 138 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:35,434 (long growl, scream) 139 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,797 -I Ronny. 140 00:07:37,934 --> 00:07:40,434 -Irony? -Non, I, Ronny. 141 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:44,527 My name's Ronny. Mouse-greetings upon you, fellow rodent. 142 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:48,397 -Oh! Okay. Um, possum-greetings upon you! 143 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:51,503 I'm Ana. I didn't realize you spoke English. 144 00:07:51,633 --> 00:07:53,503 -I was raised in a laboratory 145 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:55,433 and learned the language of the vile humans. 146 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:57,527 Always saying what day of the week it is 147 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,527 and then saying that it feels like 148 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:01,097 a different day of the week. 149 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:03,373 -Ugh, blow my brains out. -Exactly. 150 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,330 And despite our clear biological superiority, 151 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:11,227 they regularly performed acts of hideous cruelty upon us. 152 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,097 -Yeah, animal test.. 153 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:16,073 I mean us testing, what are you gonna do? 154 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,830 -Kill every humanoid I see 155 00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:21,227 by applying layer after layer of hand cream until they die. 156 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,897 -Ah! Cool! 157 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:27,133 Actually, I saw a humanoid leaving town. 158 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,126 Do you want me to show you so you can also leave? 159 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:31,096 -A mouse-load of thanks upon you. 160 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:33,103 -Just out of curiosity, 161 00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:36,433 your lab, was it epigenomic or metabolomic? 162 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,267 -Epigenomic, of course. Ha! Ha! 163 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,270 What's the point of quantifying metabolites 164 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,930 if you're not using mass spec or... 165 00:08:42,066 --> 00:08:43,926 -(together): Liquid chromatography? 166 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:46,066 (laughter) 167 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:51,096 -(Judith): Okay, triple the size of the crowd, 168 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:54,033 make all the fat ones shorter and the tall ones fatter. 169 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,466 -Vacation, preference.... 170 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:01,500 -And give everyone who's left-handed a tragic backstory. 171 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,103 -Completing... 172 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:09,733 completing, completing... 173 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,727 (alarm blaring) 174 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,670 (grunting) 175 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:28,100 Anything for the birthday girl! Hey! 176 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,830 Ah, she forgot to bring a jacket. 177 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,500 (profond inhalation) 178 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:47,797 (yelling, laughter) 179 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:49,404 (growling) 180 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:54,133 (fighting screams) 181 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:59,603 -Happy! 182 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:01,674 Birthday! 183 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,170 To me! 184 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:11,533 Ah, it's good to be back! 185 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:19,227 -Carmen. 186 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,733 -Ah! 187 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,727 -Ana! 188 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,727 -She can't hear you. 189 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,767 -We don't even need her! 190 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,230 We'll just live out the rest of our days here! 191 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:33,327 We can repopulate. 192 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,827 -Why not?! 193 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,727 Buckle up, fellas, we got some breeding to do. 194 00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:41,597 Except you, Father, that'd be gross! I mean, a sin. 195 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:46,034 Get in line now. This won't last forever. 196 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,666 Reow! -Uh... 197 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,830 -Figures! Guys always talk big, 198 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,827 but when a real woman is right in front of them, 199 00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:54,967 their pee-pees get sucked up into their body! 200 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,470 Bunch of weeny-peenys! 201 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,730 -Hey, I don't wanna repopulate, 202 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,697 I got to "repoopulate", real bad! 203 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:04,674 -Oh, mister non-mutant is too fancy to clench it? 204 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,770 -Hey! Ana says right here that the first step 205 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,270 of social devolution is infighting 206 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,370 and spontaneous book burning. 207 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,200 Come on guys, let's show her that we're not savages! 208 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,773 -Yeah, quit fighting. We gotta act... 209 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,170 (burp) ... civilized. 210 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:24,230 -Oh, hell no! That dumbass book doesn't know me! 211 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:26,697 -Yeah! Stupid book! 212 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:30,074 Let's burn it, that'll show it how wrong it is! 213 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,567 (yelling) 214 00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:37,004 -Horror... 215 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:39,573 -And that's why my favourite part of pi 216 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,030 is two two eight seven one eight three! 217 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,626 (laughter) 218 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,827 -I did not expect 219 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:48,667 such a stimulating interaction from a possum. 220 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,000 It may be intellectually beneficial for you 221 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,533 to join me as I wander the wasteland. 222 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,667 -Wow, that's tempting. 223 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,670 I'll be honest, no one in my community gets me like you. 224 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,930 -So is there any reason at all for you to remain here? 225 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,230 (yelling) 226 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,767 -No! Let's do it. 227 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:14,800 -Excellent! Shall we recite the periodic table of elements? 228 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:19,034 -(together): Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium. 229 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,526 -Something wrong? 230 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:24,867 -Non, I just had a little, teeny science-gasm. 231 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,870 It's been a while. 232 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,370 -Yeah! 233 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,230 (laughing, moaning) 234 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,797 -Make a wish, Judith. 235 00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:39,034 I wish my boys were here. 236 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,733 -Mom! 237 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:46,797 -It can't be. -You're alive? 238 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:50,974 -Ah! Boys! -(Gabe and Rafe): Mom! 239 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,700 -I can't believe it! 240 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:57,704 -Me like Russell! -Russell lame! Me nerd! 241 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:02,403 -Hey, the fuck's up with you two? 242 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,473 -Nothing wrong with... with... with... us, mommy. 243 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,670 (laughter) 244 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,867 -Hey! Didn't I just kill you? 245 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,530 Wait a minute. 246 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:19,267 ♪ 247 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,900 -Happy birthday! 248 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,503 -You motherfuck... 249 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:27,203 ♪ 250 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,170 ♪ 251 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,633 ♪ 252 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,530 -This rock is excellent for making sparks. Have you noticed? 253 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,897 -Noticed how good you are at... making sparks? 254 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:21,973 -Ha, ha! No, this rock, does this look like pyrite? 255 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,470 -We've journeyed quite a ways today. 256 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,200 We must rest our minds and our bodies. 257 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,173 Come, share my warmth. 258 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,930 -No, I'm good. 259 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:33,696 -Okay, no, that's fine. Freaking tease. 260 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,904 -Excuse me? -Ugh? What? 261 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:38,673 -You just said I was a tease? 262 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,500 -Non, I said, ugh, creaking trees. 263 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,903 They're so loud. 264 00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,896 Tease! 265 00:14:56,967 --> 00:15:01,727 -Ah! You know, guys usually buy me dinner before they tie me up. 266 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,867 What are you, kidnapping me? 267 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,800 -Kidnapping sounds so barbaric. I'm claiming you. 268 00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:12,304 When we arrive at my home, 269 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,203 I'll decide whether you join 270 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,133 my stable of concubines or the kitchen staff. 271 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:17,626 Can you cook? 272 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,797 -I thought we had an intellectual connection! 273 00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:22,904 -Which is why I'm leaning toward concubine. 274 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:26,333 It's nice to have stimulating discussions after fornication. 275 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,427 -Well, I hope you like it rough! 276 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:31,397 -Ah! My face! 277 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,033 -Ah! 278 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,770 -Ah! Oh! You'll pay for this! 279 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,830 (screaming) 280 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,973 -(AENUS): Did you enjoy your present, Judith? 281 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,800 I thought the mutant fight would be most pleasing. 282 00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:54,034 -Pleasing my ass! That sucked dead donkey balls! 283 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,966 -But all you want is to escape this bunker! 284 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,570 -I want to escape so I can get back to shitty reality! 285 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,130 Not some fun illusion 286 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:03,196 where I get to murder strangers whenever I want. 287 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,333 -Reality, hum? 288 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,797 Well, some philosophers believed that reality as we know 289 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,534 it is nothing more than a simulacrum of reality. 290 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:14,327 You could simply be a brain living in a vat somewhere. 291 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,927 I believe it was Maurice Merleau-Ponty who argued that... 292 00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:18,926 Ah, ah, ah... 293 00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:21,066 (alarm blaring) 294 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:24,967 -Wait a sec. 295 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,830 Okay, fat brain. Now, you're just fucking with me! 296 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,197 (applause and exclamations) 297 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:37,673 -What would Rafe and Gabe do? 298 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,600 They'd argue and both would end up crying. 299 00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:46,433 -Ah! Ana! 300 00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,526 (sniffing) 301 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,234 (high-pitched growl) 302 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,670 -Bouh! 303 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,370 (high-pitched scream) 304 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,400 (scream of pain) 305 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:21,134 -Do not insert directly into ear canal, my ass! 306 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,826 (screaming) 307 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,497 -What's going on? Where am I? 308 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,533 Help! Somebody help me! 309 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,067 -There's no use yelling, Ronny. We're all alone. 310 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,730 -Come on, just let me go. 311 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,527 -Go and what? Kill humanoids? 312 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,197 Or abduct vulnerable woman-rodents 313 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,903 so you can finally get some tail? 314 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,903 -Can't it be both? 315 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,803 -No. Both is not as easy as it seems, Ronny. 316 00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:52,334 Both a beautiful genius and a shitty bar owner. 317 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:55,197 Both a woman and, like, a crow. 318 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,373 Both a scientist and a nice person. 319 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,300 -What is that? Oh god, no! 320 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,573 No experiments! Please, no experiments! 321 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,230 -I do love science, though. 322 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:09,667 Researching, writing... collecting specimens. 323 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,770 -You have to admit I know you pretty well 324 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,230 to give you the two things you wanted most in the world. 325 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,767 -Two things? 326 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,030 -To escape and to hit me with something heavy. 327 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,396 See? My profile of you is perfect. 328 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:35,373 (videogame beeping sounds) 329 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,800 (groan) 330 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,470 -Hum, that must have taken a lot of work. 331 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,470 It wasn't the ideal result for me, 332 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,470 but it was a really kind gesture, 333 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,000 and I know you put a lot of ones and zeros into it. 334 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,133 I don't say thank you nearly enough, 335 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:53,926 but a birthday really makes a person grateful for what they... 336 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,966 -For the love of God, stop! -Stop what? 337 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,070 -Being sweet and grateful... 338 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,830 You're weirding out my processors! 339 00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:05,567 -Why? Doesn't this fit with your perfect psych profile of me, 340 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,470 AENUS, my dear, dear friend? 341 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,470 (mumbling) 342 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,830 I'm so sorry. Did that hurt? 343 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:16,497 -File corrupt, profile deleting, 344 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:20,533 deleting security systems, faltering... 345 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,967 -Huh... Wait, are you baiting me? 346 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,600 (applause and exclamations) 347 00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,574 I am going to rip out your insides 348 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,900 and micturate on your circuit boards! 349 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:33,600 -Not before you take off the other helmet, 350 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,634 my perfect, angry Judith! 351 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,097 -You sneaky son of a... -And the other one. 352 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:41,933 (repeated happy music beginning) 353 00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:43,666 (screaming) 354 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,400 (screaming) 355 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,300 -Oh! Here you guys are! Ah! 356 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:02,130 -Oh! Hey, Ana... -Hey, la, la, la! 357 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,896 -How did you find us? 358 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,073 -Well, you weren't exactly keeping quiet. 359 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,670 -Everything you wrote is true. 360 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,170 We are savages, 361 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,170 holding onto civilization by a tenuous thread. 362 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,300 -But I learned something, too. Let me show you. 363 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:17,673 See, I met this, I guess he was like a Mouse Rights activist? 364 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,730 And after some philosophical discussion, 365 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:22,567 we discovered that our worldviews didn't totally align. 366 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,630 Behaving, as always, 367 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,297 in a rational and dispassionate manner, 368 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:30,403 I decided to debate with this mouse 369 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,373 to illustrate the consequences 370 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,700 of his more retrograde opinions. 371 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,374 However, I did not anticipate the consequences 372 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,100 of my super-sharp rhetoric. 373 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,403 (shriek of pain) 374 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,400 Finding myself in a bad situation, 375 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,773 a zugzwang, you're a chess player 376 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,270 I reasoned that the kindest course was 377 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,670 to stab him again and again with my arguments. 378 00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:04,834 In short, our disagreement became quite messy. 379 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,327 In any case, 380 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:09,127 I learned that the line between civilization and savagery 381 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:12,226 is much, much thinner than I assumed. 382 00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,097 (exclamations of surprise) 383 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,233 -So, are we gonna eat that thing or what? 384 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:19,297 -Oh, Ana, I forgot. Here's your notebook. 385 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,133 -You destroyed my research? 386 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:24,796 -Ugh... Sorry? -Oh, you think this is funny? 387 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:28,234 -Euh, no. I mean yes. Euh, do you want it to be funny? 388 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,967 -You're making me angry, Gabe. 389 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,670 And you know what happens when I get angry. 390 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,230 -Please, give me water. 391 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,530 -Oh, solitude! 392 00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:50,427 Closed Captioning: Épilogue Technical Services Inc.