1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from HQCINEMAS.COM 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official HQCINEMAS.COM movies site: HQCINEMAS.COM 3 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:30,675 Tan dy: Conwell! 4 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,218 Conwell: Say I promise. 5 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,302 Tan dy: Conwell! 6 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,554 Stop! 7 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,432 You're not scared out here, like, at all? 8 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:45,273 Tandy: I always liked... 9 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,691 I liked the way they smell. 10 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,317 Conwell: Yeah, tents are great. 11 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:50,278 My favorite. I love it. 12 00:01:51,988 --> 00:01:54,031 I used to take my daughters camping too. 13 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,574 Tandy: Stop! 14 00:02:09,714 --> 00:02:11,048 Is it big? 15 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,341 Are you going to say yes? 16 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,844 Tandy: |'|| say yes if it's big. 17 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:25,563 Conwell: I may have to make you wait if you don't promise to say yes. 18 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,231 Tan dy: I don't want to wait! 19 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:30,609 Conwell: Oh, come on. 20 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,696 Say I promise. 21 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,782 Come on. 22 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,870 I'll show you if you promise to say yes. 23 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,998 I promise to say yes if you promise it's big. 24 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,878 If it's big, like big big, then I'll say yes. 25 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:50,379 Conwell: Ready? 26 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,465 Tandy: It's so big! 27 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:53,883 - Told you. - You did. 28 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:58,012 What do you say? 29 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,347 I say yes. 30 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,486 Tandy: Help me! 31 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,619 Missy: How was the ocean? 32 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,914 - Reese: Wavy. - Missy: Wavy isn't a word, dear. 33 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,624 Reese: Wavy is totally a word. 34 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,084 Missy: This is my new favorite beer. 35 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,188 Every beer is your new favorite beer. 36 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:38,506 I am so excited Audra is coming home. 37 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:39,840 Do you think she'll stay? 38 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:40,925 No, most likely not. 39 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,802 But it would be so good having her home for a while. 40 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,971 - Yeah, it will be. - The real question is, 41 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,909 what's Haley going to think of her little sister coming back to west craven? 42 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,893 It's so sad that they hate each other. 43 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,978 Yeah, well, it's a hate of mutual tolerance, 44 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,742 so I'm sure everything's going to be fine. 45 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,166 What's the worst thing that could happen? 46 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,775 With those two? 47 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,485 Who knows? 48 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,323 Devon: Spin around. 49 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:06,283 How about lover boy over there? 50 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:10,496 How do you think he feels that Audra's back? 51 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:13,791 Probably not great, but I don't think they've spoken since she left. 52 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,875 Yikes. 53 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:16,252 Devon: Hey. 54 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,938 Now blow me a kiss. 55 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:22,591 Okay, I'll talk to him. 56 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:28,532 I don't think we're supposed to have bottles on the beach. 57 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,684 Not yet. Also not a nude beach, either. But who's counting? 58 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,270 Every time we come here, somebody has to get topless. 59 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,479 Come on. 60 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,730 Let's go make friends. 61 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,110 Ouch! 62 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:43,112 Shells! 63 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,405 Can't be so so 64 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,241 this is your show 65 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:49,952 here we go go 66 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,913 go go 67 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,499 skinny dip skinn y ties 68 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,377 skinny those skinn y fries 69 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,088 skinny bitch to my right 70 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,173 it's no surprise 71 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,510 tap tap, Instagram 72 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,305 name drop, name brand 73 00:07:09,722 --> 00:07:12,057 fairy dust, fairy/and 74 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,685 oh tha-that's how they like it 75 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,479 can't be so so 76 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:19,982 this is your show 77 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,901 here we go go 78 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:28,073 go go dive into bright lights 79 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,200 say your goodbyes 80 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,495 stepped right into the riptide 81 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,581 a cold lullaby 82 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,917 and I'm drowning in your love 83 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,879 glowing in the dark, baby 84 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,506 it's kill or be killed 85 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,759 swimming with the sharks 86 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,471 be the first or the best 87 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,140 who's now, who's next? 88 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,893 Ding ding, messages 89 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,936 leave me alone 90 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:01,398 lose the weight, lose the smirk 91 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,151 pretty soon you lose the shirt 92 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,820 better win, better work 93 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,573 or you might as well go home 94 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:12,242 can't be so so 95 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:14,828 this is your show 96 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:17,873 here we go go 97 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,878 go go dive into bright lights 98 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:25,172 say your goodbyes 99 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,425 stepped right into the riptide 100 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,511 a cold lullaby 101 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:33,722 and I'm drowning in your love 102 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,767 glowing in the dark, baby 103 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,436 it's kill or be killed 104 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,605 swimming with the sharks 105 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,025 dive into bright lights can't be so so 106 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,027 bright bright, bright light 107 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,948 stepped right into the riptide here we go go 108 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,911 and I'm drowning in your love can't be so so 109 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,706 glowing in the dark, baby 110 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:01,458 it's kill or be killed here we go go 111 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,627 swimming with the sharks 112 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:06,922 got what you asked for can't be so so 113 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,383 now you only need more this is your show 114 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,386 you got what you asked for here we go go 115 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,305 but you only need more go go 116 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,024 Spin around. 117 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,612 Let's grab you a beer. 118 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,156 - Yes. - Hey! 119 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,658 - And a top of some sort? - I'll be right back, babe. 120 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:35,868 Missy: Maybe shorts too. 121 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,202 You guys ruin everything. 122 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,996 Yeah, right. Come on. 123 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,583 Devon: Fine, I could use a beer anyway. 124 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,467 You need to get over it. 125 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,427 I told her what would happen if she came back. 126 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,596 What, Devon? What is going to happen? 127 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,389 You don't understand where she left it. 128 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:59,057 No, I think I understand pretty well. 129 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,476 Yeah, you think you do. 130 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,978 Regardless of what happened, you got what you deserved. 131 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,773 - Whatever. - You know, you were a real dick, Devon. 132 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,192 Oh, so Audra just gets total absolution. 133 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,027 Uh, yeah, pretty much. 134 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,487 Okay, even still, 135 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,490 I can't just abide by the fact that she bought the tupp house. 136 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,908 Okay? That can't stand. 137 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:16,992 Why not? 138 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,369 Because I'm a tupp after all. 139 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,913 You are not a tupp. 140 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,832 - My third cousin married into... - Never married a tupp. 141 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,417 You are no kind of tupp. 142 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:28,670 Damn it, missy. I... She has to regret coming back here. 143 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,215 No, she doesn't. 144 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,302 We'll see. 145 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,138 We'll see nothing. Besides, why do you even care? 146 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,474 You have a pretty new girlfriend now, anyway. 147 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,519 - Autumn: Hey, baby. - Hey, babe. 148 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,354 Let's go! 149 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:46,897 Giddy up! 150 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,024 Whoa. 151 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,294 - Reese: How did the talk go? - Autumn: Oh, my god! 152 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,654 - As expected. - So, terribly? 153 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,155 Pretty much. 154 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,262 What's the worst that could happen? 155 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,746 Yeah, keep saying that. 156 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,831 Come on. 157 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,558 Reese: At least you have a new favorite beer. 158 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,222 Missy: Yeah, well, at least there's that. 159 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,794 Reese: Shotgun! 160 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,691 What's with these homies who be dissin' my boy? 161 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,942 Do they know? 162 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:36,446 I'm aggravated with the negativity and the noise 163 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:41,159 they tell me "find a wealthy man" 164 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:45,122 but they don't seem too happy 165 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:50,168 I was afraid to put myself on the line for a boy... 166 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,795 Amazing. 167 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,172 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 168 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,895 And that's enough from you. 169 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,027 Key. 170 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,047 The rest of you can wait. 171 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,388 And you... 172 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,265 I forgot about you. 173 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,893 What do I do with you? 174 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,146 A place to do acid, I suppose. 175 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,150 Or tear you down and put in a hot tub. 176 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,244 Bingo. 177 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,538 Bingo. 178 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,849 And you are all mine. 179 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,703 I should call daddy. 180 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,736 Conwell: Hello. You've reached conwell's voicemail. 181 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,927 Please leave a message. 182 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,804 Unless it's one of you kids who needs money. 183 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,389 In that case, call your mother. 184 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,934 She likes to hear from you guys once in a while when you don't need money. 185 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,145 And aften/vards, call gramps too. 186 00:14:56,313 --> 00:15:00,233 Anyways, I just arrived, and it's amazing. 187 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,319 I can never thank you enough. 188 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,280 I can't believe they let us keep all the furniture. 189 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,076 I'm having the girls over later, so I'll see you tomorrow. 190 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,702 Love you. 191 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,750 Today is a great day. 192 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,418 Oh, shit! 193 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,587 I'm wrecking this place already. 194 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,185 There. 195 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,311 Good as new. 196 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,123 Oh, it's so comfortable. 197 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,795 I never want to get up. Ugh. 198 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,801 Fuck me. 199 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,102 Beautiful. 200 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,789 Hmm. 201 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,667 I need to get my bags from the trunk. 202 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,212 And take a shower. 203 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,567 Oh, my god. 204 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,739 I don't see how anyone could go crazy living here. 205 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,618 Maybe in the Dollhouse. 206 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,458 Escalator for Christmas. 207 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,714 I have a dock 208 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,011 I have a dock 209 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,727 And here's the ocean. 210 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,898 Full of big fish with sharp teeth. Yuck! 211 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,777 Why is this door even locked? 212 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,913 Hey, Audra! 213 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,165 - Reese? - It's missy. 214 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,084 Surprise! 215 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,294 Surprise! 216 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,088 Fuck you, guys. 217 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,301 Say it again. Surprise! 218 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,070 - I'm going to kill you. - Happy housewarming. 219 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,345 Thanks. 220 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,365 Dude, Audra, were you really going to 221 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,325 bash my brains out with that rock? 222 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,685 Yeah, and I think you would have deserved it, too. 223 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:51,936 Disagree. 224 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,861 Come on, guys. Up you go. 225 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,607 Missy: We're so much fun. 226 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,609 Audra: Yeah, tons. Tons of fun. 227 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:01,154 And where did you get this thing? 228 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,461 Don't ask. 229 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,574 It's getting hot in there. 230 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,659 It's getting hot in here 231 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,637 So take off all your clothes 232 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,663 I am getting so hot 233 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,957 I wanna take my clothes off 234 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,084 when the rest of your clothes come off, 235 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,294 help me with these bags. 236 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,005 Oh, I think breakfast is shot. 237 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,132 Well, luckily, I brought the wine in first. 238 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,217 That's my girl. 239 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,219 Yeah, even though she's a big college grad, 240 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,095 her priorities remain intact. 241 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,766 Actually, you take the bag. 242 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,101 - I'm going to go get the suitcases. - All right. 243 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,758 I still can't tell if this house is creepy or quaint. 244 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:04,884 It's Cape Cod. 245 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,761 Every place is both creepy and quaint. 246 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,304 It's like, part of its charm. 247 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,100 I guess that's why the pilgrims stayed here. 248 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,104 Yeah, or they ran out of gas. 249 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,831 Or they hit a rock. Maybe both. 250 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,295 Something like that. 251 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,946 - Fuck! - Oh, my gosh. 252 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,323 - What was that? - My wine. 253 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,242 Did you just say "gosh"? 254 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,326 Shut up! 255 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,806 We'll handle this. 256 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,224 - Audra: Are you sure? - Yeah, it's fine. 257 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,959 Okay. I'm gonna go put my bags away and take a shower. 258 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,020 - Sounds good. - I'm really glad you guys are here. 259 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,671 - I love you. - I love you. 260 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,345 Maybe slightly more creepy than quaint. 261 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,471 Slightly. 262 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,557 Especially in this house. 263 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,476 Holy cheeses! 264 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,200 - Let's find big knives. - Audra: Careful! 265 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,390 - I don't know if I have any band-aids! - Huge knives. 266 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,443 Audra: Seriously, ladies! 267 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,094 Missy: Oh, Reese. Why do you get the room with the fireplace? 268 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,430 Reese: Because you get the room with the creepy closet. 269 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,482 I should've brought a glass of wine. 270 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,275 Then this would've been perfect. 271 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:03,920 Reese? 272 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,673 Missy? 273 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,467 Hello? 274 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,890 Hey! Get me a glass of wine! 275 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:55,346 Reese? 276 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,306 Missy? 277 00:25:58,891 --> 00:25:59,892 Hello? 278 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:04,731 Hello? 279 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,193 Fuck! Ow! 280 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,278 Fuck me! 281 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,281 I just bought a beautiful house, and now I can't see. 282 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,032 That's not a win-win. 283 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,170 Jesus! 284 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,071 Why do you keep trying to scare me? 285 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,009 Scare you? I came in to see if I could use the shower after you're done, 286 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,178 and you me asked for a glass of wine. 287 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,597 And you got me a glass of wine? 288 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,599 Yeah. 289 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,977 And I spilled another glass of wine on my floor. 290 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,312 Yeah. 291 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,398 Thank you. 292 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:30,900 Missy: Anytime. 293 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:34,946 It doesn't sound like you girls are playing nice. 294 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:36,280 I was playing nice. 295 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,783 Careful! There is glass. 296 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,326 Good grief! 297 00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,245 Could you toss me that towel? 298 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,329 Reese: Sure. 299 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:45,540 Audra: Thank you. 300 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,960 If you are so against drinking wine tonight, why did you buy so much? 301 00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:51,003 I didn't mean to be, but it's a good thing I did. 302 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,255 Yeah, I'll say. 303 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,658 I'm going to grab my glass before 304 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,692 shambles strikes again. 305 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,261 Why don't you shower upstairs and I'll help Audra with this? 306 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,345 Righto. 307 00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:11,649 You're superjumpy tonight. It's not like you. 308 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,944 Well, in all fairness, you guys did try to give me a heart attack earlier. 309 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,028 True. 310 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,131 Can you go get me some undennear out of my room, please? 311 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,198 Sure thing. 312 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,497 Audra: Not the cute ones. 313 00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:36,215 You could never 314 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:40,052 be killed 315 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:46,183 the feeling was real 316 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,645 and I touch you 317 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,608 with my hand 318 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,651 touch you... 319 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:56,861 These will do. 320 00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,363 Audra: Thank you. 321 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:13,669 Missy: What kind of radio station is this? 322 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,050 Ugh. Where's the radio, anyway? 323 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,985 I was a-walkin' 324 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:42,323 in my new black boots 325 00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:45,493 cause darlin' you know 326 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,205 the best trees show their roots 327 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,831 and when I showed up 328 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:55,836 to that dance hall on 65 329 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,254 I was a-lookin'... 330 00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:01,676 I wish my parents would get me a house when I graduated. 331 00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:04,637 Audra: Yeah, my parents bought me this great place 332 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,682 because they think I'll live here forever and they'll see me more often. 333 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:12,061 You know the drill. Grandbabies, blah, blah, blah 334 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,980 at least that's what my mom thinks. 335 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,357 Basically, exactly like my sister. 336 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:19,068 - Will it work? - Not a chance. 337 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,529 I'm going back to the real city after the summer. 338 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:23,239 So cool. 339 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,702 But I probably will visit more often now that this is my own place. 340 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:30,579 I can't wait till you move to New York so I can come visit you there. 341 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,082 You should move to New York. 342 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:34,625 Maybe. 343 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:36,836 I still can't believe you got this house. 344 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,672 Why? I've always loved this house. 345 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:43,134 But it's the tupp house. The motherfucking tupp house. 346 00:30:43,217 --> 00:30:44,343 Enough of that. 347 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:45,678 Fuck the tupps. 348 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:47,054 It's my house now. 349 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,562 No more 350 00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:57,523 turns across the floor 351 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,275 but then it's your turn 352 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,235 boy, you better learn 353 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,611 to be a gentleman 354 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,073 to be a gentleman 355 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:16,125 Babe, the tupps were mad and people died here. 356 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,728 And what about the ones that vanished? 357 00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:19,420 Lord knows what happened to them. 358 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:23,883 So you're saying this place is haunted just because some crazy family 359 00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:26,218 lived here years ago and some of them died here? 360 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:30,222 Uh, yeah, basically, I would say that's what makes it haunted. 361 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:40,191 Don't want your religion, no 362 00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:43,110 I got problems of my own 363 00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:47,073 don't want your misgivings, no 364 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:53,079 you gotta be suave cause you know... 365 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:54,497 Audra: Whatever. 366 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,124 All the tupps are dead and gone or othennise vanished. 367 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,375 And it's my place now. 368 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,712 Daddy paid in full cash well below market value 369 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:04,673 because, apparently, people think like you do 370 00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,717 and nobody wants it but me 371 00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:10,221 and I'm never, ever selling it. 372 00:32:12,515 --> 00:32:13,766 Well, okay, then. 373 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,977 Because I love it. It's big and pretty. 374 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:19,980 And I have a beach and a dock and a boathouse. 375 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,233 That boathouse is a death trap. 376 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,276 Audra: Maybe so. 377 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,363 That's okay because I don't want or need a boat because 378 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,406 I hate the water. 379 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:31,325 But you love the beach. 380 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,910 Love the beach, hate the water 381 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,579 'cause I don't like those fish with big teeth. 382 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:36,747 You mean sharks? 383 00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:38,833 Those are the ones. 384 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:40,626 All right. 385 00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:48,425 I'm going to go get more wine. 386 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:50,386 Are you actually going to finish it this time? 387 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,388 You know what? I can give it a go. 388 00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:53,973 What about the bathroom? 389 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,307 Leave it. 390 00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:56,642 I'll pick it up later. 391 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:00,855 - Audra: Come on. - Reese: Okay, fine. 392 00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:10,656 Grab something to slice the cheese with, please. 393 00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:14,785 Perfect. 394 00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:19,415 Reese: I have to tell you, the idea of spending the night 395 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,750 in the tupp house creeps me out. 396 00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,627 - I have to tell you something. - What? 397 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:26,088 Okay, so I went to the zoo the other day. 398 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,173 Yeah? 399 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:30,509 And there was only one dog, and it was a shih tzu. 400 00:33:35,264 --> 00:33:37,016 Oh, my god. That's stupid. 401 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,059 I know. It's cheesy, right? 402 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:40,769 Audra: Cheesy? Get it? 403 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,521 Get it? 404 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:45,065 I know, we're comedians. 405 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:56,410 Reese: Missy! Get down here! The movie's starting! 406 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,704 All right! Just a minute! 407 00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:03,250 This is all I wanted to do all day. 408 00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:04,919 Amen to that. 409 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:09,048 Although this movie is probably going to give me nightmares. 410 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,217 Mmm. It'll be worth it. 411 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,301 If you say so. 412 00:34:15,596 --> 00:34:17,765 Reese: Get down here! The movie is starting! 413 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,726 Missy: I'm coming! 414 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,020 Not that I want to watch the movie. 415 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:28,859 I might have to crawl into bed with you later. 416 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,195 Reese: Missy! 417 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,279 Missy: I'm coming! 418 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:35,908 Oh, man. This movie again? 419 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,451 I hate scary movies. 420 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,119 Come on, missy, don't be such a pussy. 421 00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,622 I'm sorry that I don't like stupid horror movies 422 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:45,542 with stupid naked chicks running around, getting chased by chainsaws or whatever. 423 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,686 Some people love them. 424 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,396 Then I guess that's why they still make them. 425 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,005 - Audra: Mm-hmm. - I like them 426 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:51,882 even though they give me the willies. 427 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:58,722 Shit. I wish someone was here to give me the Willy. 428 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:00,057 But it's a girls' night. 429 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,725 Just pour a glass and sit down. 430 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,770 Way ahead of you, dear. 431 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,147 Try not to spill any on the floor, huh? 432 00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:08,565 That was not my fault. 433 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,192 Always making a mess. 434 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:11,670 All right, well, I'm going to bed. 435 00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:13,279 Um, big day of drinking tomorrow. 436 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,281 - Boo. - Boo nothing. 437 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:17,908 I love you guys and I'm really glad you're home, Audra. 438 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:18,993 Love you, babe. 439 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,498 Reese: Don't look in the closet! 440 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,500 Missy: Don't light yourself on fire! 441 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:27,960 Reese: No promises! 442 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:29,503 It's chilly in here. 443 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:12,463 Really has a nice view. 444 00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:19,595 Too bad it's haunted. 445 00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:42,910 Don't look in the closet. 446 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,455 You'll just encourage... 447 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,082 W... whatever. 448 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,279 Don't do it. 449 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,253 Fuck. 450 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:45,055 Missy: Of course the woods behind the tupp house are terrifying. 451 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,742 Just close your eyes and have sweet dreams. 452 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,660 Holy Christ! 453 00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:50,579 Wow. 454 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:53,123 - Anyone important? - No. 455 00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,296 Are you done with the cheese? 456 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:00,881 Yeah, I think I've had enough. 457 00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:02,508 I'll take the knife, too. 458 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:04,801 Carry on. 459 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,809 I think I'll hit it, too. 460 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,312 Babe, really? 461 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,832 I'm beat and I think I've had enough excitement for one night. 462 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,692 Are you sure? We're about to get to the good part. 463 00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:23,987 Yeah, if I see any more good parts, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. 464 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,656 Okay. I'll go to bed soon too. 465 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:26,740 No, you won't. 466 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,367 Night. Sleep tight. 467 00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:31,620 - Don't let the bed bugs... - Don't say bedbugs. 468 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,747 There better not be any bedbugs in there. 469 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,332 Uh, no bugs. 470 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:36,917 Good. 471 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:38,460 The rats ate them. 472 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:40,712 I'll die. I'll iiterallyjust die. 473 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:42,214 Good night. 474 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:43,549 Good night. 475 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,875 Reese: I hope everything is locked. 476 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,409 No rats, no bugs. 477 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:17,040 At least I don't have to sleep upstairs. 478 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,143 And magic. 479 00:40:38,854 --> 00:40:41,106 It's getting hot in here 480 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,650 so take off all your clothes 481 00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:44,461 Haunted or not, at least the fire makes it cozy. 482 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,693 Just a normal unhaunted cape house. 483 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,484 Johnny on TV: From behind the tree, and grandpa got all excited, 484 00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:39,696 and he shook his fist at me and said, "boy, you'll be damned to hell!" 485 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:42,240 Remember that? Right over there. 486 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:45,410 Boy, you used to really be scared here. 487 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:47,662 Barbra on TV: Johnny! 488 00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:49,623 Johnny: Hey, you're still afraid! 489 00:45:49,998 --> 00:45:51,583 Barbra: Stop it, now! I mean it! 490 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:58,465 Johnny: I'm coming to get you, Barbra! 491 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:01,593 Barbra: Stop it! You're ignorant! 492 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,678 Johnny: They're coming for you, Barbra! 493 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,932 Barbra: Stop it! You're acting like a child! 494 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,463 Johnny: They're coming for you! 495 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,561 Johnny: Look, there comes one of them now! 496 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,612 You, you belong on the ground! 497 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:23,365 Now stay on the ground! 498 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,000 - Christ! Fuck! - Hey. 499 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,380 - Are you okay? - Yes. Yes, I'm fine. 500 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:39,714 Are you sure you're okay? 501 00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:42,092 Audra: Yes, it's just the wind. 502 00:46:45,345 --> 00:46:46,429 Go back to bed. 503 00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:50,141 - Reese: Good night. - Good night. 504 00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:51,385 Reese: Please lock the doors. 505 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:16,626 Here's to you, grammy. 506 00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:45,572 Whoo! 507 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,781 That worked fast. 508 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:19,355 Hello? 509 00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:19,124 Hey, stop that. 510 00:49:57,871 --> 00:49:58,872 Couldn't sleep? 511 00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:02,292 No, your fucking dog woke me up. It licked my feet. 512 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,419 I don't have a dog. 513 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,255 What do you mean? 514 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,756 I mean, I don't have a dog. 515 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,050 You've been here all night. Did you see a dog? 516 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:13,303 I don't know. It's a big house. 517 00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:14,679 That pug thing? 518 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:16,556 - Wookie? - Yeah, wookie. 519 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:17,932 That's my dad's dog. 520 00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:20,810 He's sort of cute but I wouldn't let him in here. 521 00:50:20,894 --> 00:50:22,145 Think of the carpets. 522 00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:23,813 Are you fucking with me? 523 00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:26,274 No, I'm not. 524 00:50:27,609 --> 00:50:29,903 Audra, if you don't have a dog... 525 00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:32,780 Then something licked my feet. 526 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:38,703 Let's go. 527 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,260 See? No dog. 528 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:58,014 Contrary to what you may think, that doesn't make me feel any better. 529 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:07,106 Audra. 530 00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:21,454 Reese: I really don't like this. 531 00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:30,880 Reese: These knives are sharp, right? 532 00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:49,732 No dog over here. 533 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:53,695 Something licked my feet. 534 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,613 And no dog over here. 535 00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:59,325 I repeat. Something licked my feet. 536 00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:02,996 Hmm. Maybe... 537 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:06,582 It was a big, scary... 538 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,710 Do not say rat. 539 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:12,630 - Get down. - Isn't there a song about monkeys 540 00:52:12,714 --> 00:52:14,632 jumping on the bed with butcher knives? 541 00:52:14,716 --> 00:52:16,509 You had a strange childhood. 542 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:17,593 Come on. 543 00:52:21,848 --> 00:52:23,349 Three little monkeys 544 00:52:23,433 --> 00:52:24,809 jumping on the bed 545 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:25,935 not with knives. 546 00:52:27,562 --> 00:52:29,397 What's wrong? What are you guys doing? 547 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,773 She was jumping on the bed. 548 00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:33,609 And she thinks a dog was licking her feet in her sleep. 549 00:52:33,693 --> 00:52:34,986 And there's no dog. 550 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,697 Okay, well, thanks for stopping by. 551 00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:41,242 Let's go. 552 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:42,535 Can't we search her room? 553 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,746 Audra: No. Let the poor girl sleep. Come on. 554 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:46,122 Fine. 555 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,672 Not that I'm getting much sleep. 556 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,582 Something did lick my feet. 557 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,918 Maybe it was just a bad dream. 558 00:53:32,001 --> 00:53:34,837 Or maybe it was a good dream, huh? How long was the tongue? 559 00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,547 I'm calling the cops. 560 00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:38,174 Really? 561 00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,360 What are you gonna tell them? 562 00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:41,677 I don't have a dog. They're gonna laugh at you. 563 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:44,222 As long as they bring guns, they can laugh. 564 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,140 I'm gonna laugh at you. 565 00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:52,230 Reese: It's not here! 566 00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:54,482 What's not there? 567 00:53:54,816 --> 00:53:56,234 The imaginary dog? 568 00:53:56,317 --> 00:53:58,444 Why don't you Google "imaginary"? 569 00:53:58,528 --> 00:54:00,196 Hell, why don't you Google "dog"? 570 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:01,906 Reese: No, my phone. 571 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,116 My phone is gone. 572 00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:04,784 Your phone is not gone. 573 00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:07,412 - It's nowhere. - Your phone is not nowhere. 574 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:09,163 - Call it. - Is that a dare? 575 00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:10,248 Just call it. 576 00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:12,708 Audra: Okay. I'll call it. But when we find it, 577 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,336 you have to promise me you'll Google "imaginary dog". 578 00:54:15,545 --> 00:54:16,546 Deal. 579 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:24,804 Man on TV: Do you live here? 580 00:54:39,986 --> 00:54:40,987 Funny. 581 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,113 Reese: What? 582 00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:48,119 Audra: I could've sworn I put my phone in my purse. 583 00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:51,414 See? 584 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:53,583 See what? I'll find it. 585 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:54,834 They took our phones. 586 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,628 Audra: Like, took them how? Who? When? Where? Why? 587 00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:59,964 I don't know. Maybe upstairs or before. 588 00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:03,134 Even dogs don't take phones, Reese. 589 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:05,636 You're right, Audra. Dogs don't take phones. 590 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:14,896 Reese: I really don't like this place. 591 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:16,814 Audra: What the fuck? 592 00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:18,524 Reese: Oh, my god! 593 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,611 Any chance you do have a dog that you forgot about? 594 00:55:22,904 --> 00:55:25,573 I mean, I hope so, but those aren't paw prints. 595 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:26,699 Reese: What are they? 596 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,243 Hoof prints? 597 00:55:29,327 --> 00:55:30,578 Like the devil? 598 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,706 The devil's got to have better things to do than this. I mean... 599 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,291 Wars and shit. 600 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:38,103 Reese: I don't know. I mean, if they're not paw prints 601 00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:39,962 or devil hoof prints, what are they? 602 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,763 There's only one good goddamn way to find out. 603 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,014 I knew you'd say that. 604 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,318 Reese: Ouch! 605 00:56:09,617 --> 00:56:11,827 Reese: Goats? You have goats? 606 00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:14,580 No. Obviously someone's fucking with us. 607 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:16,499 Goat fuckers. 608 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:18,167 He's kind of cute, though, right? 609 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,921 Yeah, right. Why don't you have him lick your feet? 610 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,756 Reese: Help me up. 611 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,883 Up we go. 612 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,887 So much for my cute undennear. 613 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:32,515 Reese: Stupid goat. 614 00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,177 Audra! 615 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,016 - Reese: I'm not going near that goat. - Audra: Just open the door for it. 616 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,183 He already licked your feet. 617 00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:17,327 Reese: You're the one with a knife. 618 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:20,271 So you want me to kill the goat? 619 00:57:29,572 --> 00:57:31,657 Audra: Shit! Ow! 620 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,243 Reese: Help me! Help me up! Don't leave me! 621 00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:35,911 Audra: Reese! Reese! Reese! 622 00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:37,955 Come on! Come on! Oh, my god! 623 00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:51,862 Reese: Audra! 624 00:57:51,886 --> 00:57:54,096 Oh, my god. What are we gonna do? Careful! 625 00:57:55,264 --> 00:57:56,724 Reese! 626 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,267 But we have to just run. 627 00:57:58,601 --> 00:58:00,144 Missy! What about missy? 628 00:58:00,436 --> 00:58:02,938 - We can't leave her. - What the fuck are we gonna do? 629 00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:05,816 - My keys! My keys are in my purse. - You can't go in there. 630 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,109 Hold on. 631 00:58:09,195 --> 00:58:10,446 - Audra: Missy! - Reese: Missy! 632 00:58:12,490 --> 00:58:13,783 Missy! 633 00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:21,040 She can't still be sleeping. 634 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,750 Maybe... maybe she's hiding. 635 00:58:29,465 --> 00:58:31,801 - Oh, is that him? - Reese: I think so. Who else? 636 00:58:31,884 --> 00:58:33,886 I don't know. There could be more than one. 637 00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:37,682 Missy: Help me! 638 00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:42,937 - I'm going in. - No! 639 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:45,856 - Yes, I'm going in to get missy. - Don't leave me. 640 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,025 I'm gonna in and get missy and our keys. 641 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,237 - Reese: Please don't leave me. - Listen. 642 00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:53,614 - Count to 180. - What? 643 00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:55,324 Three minutes. I'll be fast. 644 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:58,327 If I'm not back by the time you get done counting, then run. 645 00:58:58,411 --> 00:59:02,081 Run down the middle of the street and don't stop for anyone or anything, okay? 646 00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:04,125 Please don't go. 647 00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:06,460 I have to go. 648 00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:07,586 He's gone now. 649 00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:13,884 Please don't go. 650 00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:15,386 Audra! 651 00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:20,683 You can do this. 652 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,104 Reese: Please be fast. 653 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:30,443 Audra: Missy! 654 00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:45,082 101. 655 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:47,293 Come on, Audra! 656 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,754 Audra: Missy? Missy! 657 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:52,965 Missy! Wake up! 658 00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:55,885 Missy! Wake up! Missy! 659 00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:57,011 Come on. We gotta go. 660 00:59:57,261 --> 00:59:58,262 Missy. 661 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:23,245 Missy! 662 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:27,875 199, 200. 663 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,503 Oh, my god! 664 01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:32,004 201. 665 01:00:32,213 --> 01:00:33,631 200 and... fuck! 666 01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:38,719 Oh, my god! 667 01:01:14,255 --> 01:01:15,714 Fuck! Fuck me! 668 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,220 What's going on? 669 01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:22,930 Why are there goats? 670 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,015 Shoo! Go away, goat! 671 01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:27,518 Oh, my god. 672 01:01:30,312 --> 01:01:31,647 Reese: Oh. 673 01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:38,821 Shit! 674 01:01:40,990 --> 01:01:42,366 Why is my phone in here? 675 01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:30,789 Reese: No! 676 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:34,668 Please! 677 01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:51,086 Who are you? 678 01:08:53,547 --> 01:08:54,715 Audra: Who are you? 679 01:08:56,967 --> 01:08:59,136 Who the fuck are you? 680 01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:03,974 You know what? 681 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:06,184 I don't care! 682 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:40,028 Woman: I can't believe this happened. Any of it. 683 01:10:41,196 --> 01:10:43,281 Can you believe the fucking nerve of him? 684 01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:45,033 I really can't. 685 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,495 I know. It takes a special kind of asshole to ask for a divorce 686 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,456 at the hospital where your dad just fucking died. 687 01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:55,460 He really asked for the divorce right after your dad, you know... 688 01:10:55,544 --> 01:10:57,544 I mean, honestly, it was after they pulled the plug 689 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,714 so technically dead, but he wasn't even cold. 690 01:11:00,257 --> 01:11:01,675 Spoken to Audra yet? 691 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:03,051 No. 692 01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:05,530 I don't even think she knows yet. I've been trying to get 693 01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:07,490 - a hold of her all night. - Did Brett give you any... 694 01:11:07,514 --> 01:11:09,391 I don't know, indication? 695 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:12,853 Uh, oh, you mean besides the fucking tramps he's been nailing 696 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:15,522 - at the golf course? - What a piece of shit. 697 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,024 Yeah. Can you at least keep him from your money? 698 01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,318 No. We don't have a prenup and... 699 01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:23,947 Daddy's worth a fortune. He probably thinks he's just going to... 700 01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:26,241 He's going to cash in on half. 701 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:27,993 That fucking bastard! 702 01:11:28,076 --> 01:11:29,786 I've never liked him. 703 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,080 Oh, my god. 704 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:36,585 God bless daddy's soul. I mean, he spent all of his money 705 01:11:36,668 --> 01:11:38,628 on tramps at the golf course. 706 01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:41,756 Over my dead body will I watch it get spent that way again. 707 01:11:41,882 --> 01:11:43,734 You're really going over to the tupp house? Now? 708 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,135 Yeah, I'm here. I gotta go. 709 01:11:45,427 --> 01:11:46,803 Be strong, Haley. 710 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,813 I should literally kill him. 711 01:11:56,897 --> 01:11:59,691 I should chop him up into 406 pieces, 712 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:03,069 box him, bow him and bestow him to his fucking mother. 713 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,534 Just breathe, Haley. Just breathe. 714 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,246 Do not fall apart at the seams. Not now. 715 01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:15,040 Fuck! 716 01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:34,476 Holy fuck! Pick up! 717 01:12:38,939 --> 01:12:40,190 What the fuck? 718 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:50,408 Audra? 719 01:12:50,784 --> 01:12:52,160 Audra: Hey, this is Audra. 720 01:12:52,244 --> 01:12:56,456 I don't check messages regularly, but leave a message. Bye. 721 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:35,829 Oh, my god! 722 01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,834 Audra: Hey, this is Audra. 723 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:45,046 I don't check messages regularly, but leave a message. Bye. 724 01:14:22,751 --> 01:14:23,752 Fuck! 725 01:14:34,763 --> 01:14:35,764 Audra? 726 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,566 Haley: Fuck you! 727 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,390 - Brett? - You bitch! 728 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:49,397 Brett: I killed your dad, bitch. 729 01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:54,486 Brett: Die! 730 01:16:57,238 --> 01:16:59,365 Die! Die! Just fucking die! 731 01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:13,421 Just die. 732 01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:29,813 Audra? 733 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:32,190 Haley? 734 01:17:37,445 --> 01:17:39,030 Is this your piece of shit husband? 735 01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:40,365 Yes, it is. 736 01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:44,744 I never liked him. 737 01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:46,371 Well, I did. 738 01:17:47,205 --> 01:17:48,706 You're not wearing your wedding ring. 739 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:51,835 Yeah, well, he killed daddy. 740 01:17:57,632 --> 01:17:59,717 Okay. Okay! 741 01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:02,262 Hey, he's going to fucking die! 742 01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:05,014 Audra, he's going to fucking die. 743 01:18:05,974 --> 01:18:06,975 Yeah. 744 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:08,893 Yeah, so, let him bleed out in peace. 745 01:18:10,228 --> 01:18:12,897 He killed daddy and you want him to bleed out in peace? 746 01:18:12,981 --> 01:18:13,982 Really? 747 01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:17,235 How about bleed out in pieces? 748 01:18:17,569 --> 01:18:19,821 Yeah! Bleed out in pieces, asshole! 749 01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:24,242 You bitch! 750 01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:56,107 Haley. 751 01:18:57,609 --> 01:18:59,944 Haley. 752 01:19:03,615 --> 01:19:06,701 Haley. 753 01:19:47,867 --> 01:19:49,202 Audra: You're such a bitch. 754 01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:02,548 Haley is not going to be a happy camper when she wakes up. 755 01:20:09,889 --> 01:20:12,266 Nope. She'll be super pissed. 756 01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:37,250 - We lost all the goats. - Not all the goats. 757 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,628 - The cute one. - Cute? They're super scary. 758 01:20:41,045 --> 01:20:43,423 Are you kidding me? They look like evil devil monkeys 759 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,092 with these black dead eyes. 760 01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:48,015 I think they're pretty cute. 761 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:51,556 I bet Audra was so freaked out. 762 01:20:51,639 --> 01:20:53,099 You think about your ex a lot. 763 01:20:53,391 --> 01:20:56,936 I just wish I could've seen the look on her face whenever she saw the goat. 764 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,397 Yeah. Yeah, we got her pretty good. 765 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:01,315 - Yeah. - Let's go find the cute goat. 766 01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:03,151 Hey, devil monkeys. 767 01:21:03,234 --> 01:21:04,277 Hey, hey. 768 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,450 Autumn: The sun is almost up. 769 01:21:11,576 --> 01:21:13,536 I hope we find him soon. 770 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,390 Devon: There he is. 771 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,438 Shit! 772 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:45,401 - He's gone. - He was the cute one. 773 01:21:46,194 --> 01:21:47,695 Autumn: We'll never get him now. 774 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:50,073 Devon: I'm sorry. 775 01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,285 But I do know 776 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:56,204 - how to make you feel better. - What? 777 01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:58,456 - A quick skinny dip. - Nice try. 778 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,583 I think I've been naked enough for one day. 779 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,210 Technically, it's a new day. 780 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:04,462 Catch me if you can! 781 01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:11,219 Whoa, are you trying to attack me? 782 01:22:12,887 --> 01:22:14,722 - Babe. - Yeah, babe? 783 01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,140 Look. 784 01:22:22,522 --> 01:22:24,690 Is that... blood? 785 01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:31,697 Babe, don't. 786 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:34,117 Devon: I just want to take a look. 787 01:22:39,247 --> 01:22:40,248 Stay right here. 788 01:22:40,331 --> 01:22:41,457 - Stay right here. - Okay. 789 01:22:48,422 --> 01:22:50,007 - What the fuck? - Come on. Come on. 790 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:16,242 - Devon! - Oh, fuck! 791 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,326 Who was that? 792 01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:19,203 I don't know. 793 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:20,621 What do we do? 794 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:22,165 I don't know. 795 01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:25,042 - We gotta find Audra. What? - Enough about your ex! 796 01:23:25,585 --> 01:23:27,670 Shit! 797 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:32,675 Devon! 798 01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:44,979 Rest in pieces, asshole! 799 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,483 Autumn: Oh, my god! 800 01:23:51,152 --> 01:23:52,153 Fuck! 801 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,282 He was trying to help you! 802 01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:57,909 Do I look like I need help? 803 01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:15,384 Autumn: Oh, my god! 804 01:24:33,361 --> 01:24:34,779 Autumn: Please! 805 01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:50,836 Ghost in my fucking house? Are you kidding me? 806 01:24:56,676 --> 01:24:58,135 Devon was a real dick. 807 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,596 Autumn: He tried to help you. 808 01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:35,589 Audra: Stupid birds. 809 01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:42,888 What are they so goddamn cheery about? 810 01:26:15,338 --> 01:26:16,339 Reese? 811 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:29,727 It's okay. 812 01:26:31,270 --> 01:26:32,271 I'm here. 813 01:26:37,318 --> 01:26:38,652 I'm so sorry. 814 01:26:43,157 --> 01:26:45,326 This way is better, okay? 815 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:48,329 It won't hurt anymore. 816 01:26:51,374 --> 01:26:52,375 I love you. 817 01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:55,211 I'm so sorry. 818 01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:58,506 This is better. 819 01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:00,716 This is better. 820 01:27:02,468 --> 01:27:03,636 I'm so sorry. 821 01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:40,858 Audra: In pieces. 822 01:28:40,941 --> 01:28:42,252 Okay. Audra, stop! 823 01:28:42,276 --> 01:28:43,861 Seriously. Stop! He's gonna die! 824 01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,571 Just leave it be. 825 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:48,574 - Die in pieces, asshole! - You bitch! 826 01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:53,204 Crew member: That's too much. Sit up, unnaturally. 827 01:28:53,287 --> 01:28:55,289 - Unnaturally? Yeah. - Yeah. 828 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:00,669 Woman: Sorry if I hurt you. 829 01:29:00,753 --> 01:29:04,340 I could've sworn... I put my purse in my bag. 830 01:29:06,884 --> 01:29:09,220 I could've sworn I put my bag in my purse. 831 01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:10,679 What? 832 01:29:23,901 --> 01:29:25,694 I'm calling... 833 01:29:25,778 --> 01:29:27,571 I'm calling... 834 01:29:28,239 --> 01:29:29,490 We're going to start over. 835 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:43,003 Crew member: Come on. 836 01:29:43,087 --> 01:29:44,814 I don't know what's going on. 837 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:46,173 - Then be like... - Okay. 838 01:29:46,382 --> 01:29:48,050 - Gotcha. - Motherlode. 839 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:50,719 Just be, like, looking for the cheese. 840 01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:58,852 Get in there. 841 01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:00,896 This is the other hand. 842 01:30:00,980 --> 01:30:03,041 - So, while I'm... - You're good. When you bring it up, 843 01:30:03,065 --> 01:30:05,001 - bring it up so we see you bring it up. - Just bring it right here. 844 01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:06,503 Crew: So we know that it's like, a ring, and not your 845 01:30:06,527 --> 01:30:08,612 cock or something. 846 01:30:08,696 --> 01:30:11,907 - I told her what I was going to... - I hate you. 847 01:30:16,996 --> 01:30:19,623 Okay, you guys. Sorry, this thing is not staying. 848 01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:22,626 It's not staying in my ass, I guess... 849 01:30:22,710 --> 01:30:23,711 Okay, there. 850 01:30:24,712 --> 01:30:26,839 - I heard that. - All right. 851 01:30:28,299 --> 01:30:29,466 That's disgusting. 852 01:30:30,050 --> 01:30:31,468 Look... 853 01:30:31,552 --> 01:30:34,555 Look, I have to use two hands to cover one tit. 854 01:30:37,391 --> 01:30:38,601 One can't cover it. 855 01:30:38,684 --> 01:30:40,811 That's accurate. This is accurate. 856 01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,730 Like her head. 857 01:30:42,813 --> 01:30:44,440 It's the size of my... 858 01:30:44,523 --> 01:30:46,317 It's true. 859 01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:48,068 Jesus! 860 01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:50,297 - Crew: Let's do it... - All right. 861 01:30:50,321 --> 01:30:51,405 Yeah. 862 01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:57,953 Jesus! Why do you keep trying to scare me? 863 01:30:58,037 --> 01:31:00,164 Scare you? I came into your... sorry. 864 01:31:00,664 --> 01:31:02,499 - Can we reset? - Crew: Reset! 865 01:31:17,598 --> 01:31:20,225 Oh, my god. 866 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:29,026 Sorry, guys. 867 01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:30,778 It's my first time driving a lambo. 868 01:31:32,738 --> 01:31:34,657 Crew: I know, I know. 869 01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:35,741 - Yes. - Really? No. 870 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,035 - It's my first time. - Surprise. 871 01:31:40,037 --> 01:31:42,790 - Let's make a movie! - And... 7, 8, 9, 12. 872 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:45,000 Reese: Yo mama! 873 01:32:12,611 --> 01:32:15,197 Shame shame shame 874 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:18,492 you're such a pretty shame 875 01:32:21,787 --> 01:32:24,373 shame shame shame 876 01:32:24,456 --> 01:32:27,793 we played a dirty game 877 01:32:30,087 --> 01:32:32,214 we hide from the light 878 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:34,341 when the love is right 879 01:32:35,759 --> 01:32:39,555 love in the low we keep outta sight 880 01:32:40,097 --> 01:32:42,641 shame shame shame 881 01:32:42,725 --> 01:32:46,270 you're such a pretty shame 882 01:32:47,271 --> 01:32:49,898 we got a heart gone cold 883 01:32:51,775 --> 01:32:54,695 we got a heart gone cold 884 01:32:56,363 --> 01:32:59,158 we had a heart of gold 885 01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:03,746 we had our hearts to hold 886 01:33:07,458 --> 01:33:10,085 shame shame shame 887 01:33:10,169 --> 01:33:13,422 you're such a pretty shame 888 01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:19,261 shame shame shame 889 01:33:19,344 --> 01:33:22,765 we played a dirty game 890 01:33:25,017 --> 01:33:27,186 we hide from the light 891 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:29,104 when the love is right 892 01:33:30,689 --> 01:33:34,401 love in the low we keep outta sight 893 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:37,529 shame shame shame 894 01:33:37,613 --> 01:33:41,325 you're such a pretty shame 895 01:33:42,159 --> 01:33:44,953 we got a heart gone cold 896 01:33:46,663 --> 01:33:49,625 we got a heart gone cold 897 01:33:51,210 --> 01:33:54,129 we had a heart of gold 898 01:33:55,798 --> 01:33:58,884 we had our hearts to hold 899 01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:03,222 we got a heart gone cold 900 01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:07,851 we got a heart gone cold 901 01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:12,564 we had a heart of gold 902 01:34:14,107 --> 01:34:16,985 we had our hearts to hold 903 01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:26,328 Are we late for our revival 904 01:34:27,079 --> 01:34:30,707 as we watch the casket close 905 01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:37,005 have we gone to our redemption 906 01:34:37,548 --> 01:34:42,469 as the body leaves the soul 907 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:47,933 we got a heart gone cold 908 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:52,563 we got a heart gone cold 909 01:34:54,106 --> 01:34:57,234 we had a heart of gold 910 01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:01,655 we had our hearts to hold 911 01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:06,118 we got a heart gone cold 912 01:35:07,828 --> 01:35:10,747 we got a heart gone cold 913 01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:15,419 we had a heart of gold 914 01:35:17,045 --> 01:35:19,965 we had our hearts to hold