1 00:00:08,116 --> 00:00:12,033 ["Anya" by Rayge Smith] 2 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:56,267 [music fades] 3 00:01:56,311 --> 00:01:59,052 [carnival drums playing] 4 00:01:59,096 --> 00:02:01,838 [applause] 5 00:02:02,839 --> 00:02:04,101 [street preacher] Thank you. 6 00:02:04,145 --> 00:02:06,799 You are applauding yourselves. 7 00:02:06,843 --> 00:02:09,106 I want you to spin the world map and I want you to stop it. 8 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:11,848 And you look at that nation, and it's Africa. 9 00:02:11,891 --> 00:02:13,589 And it's shaped like the question mark, 10 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:16,548 but the thing is, it's Africa that has all the answers. 11 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:19,116 Africa is the motherland. 12 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,685 It is where all of God's creations were given life. 13 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:26,515 Don't... Don't be fooled by the white pigmentation. 14 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:29,039 I am, we all are... 15 00:02:29,996 --> 00:02:32,999 Black and African by creation! 16 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:35,698 -[cheering] -This is a thank you for feeling this. 17 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,395 [cheering and applause] 18 00:02:37,439 --> 00:02:39,571 [laughs hysterically] Yes! 19 00:02:39,615 --> 00:02:41,660 [indistinct chatter] 20 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:45,229 [up-tempo hip-hop music] 21 00:02:45,273 --> 00:02:47,492 There's a "help wanted" sign outside. You guys hiring? 22 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:49,233 Oh, yeah. Position's been filled. 23 00:02:49,277 --> 00:02:51,496 -[kisses teeth] Whatever, yo. -Hun, it ain't like that. 24 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:52,584 Like what? 25 00:02:54,934 --> 00:02:57,023 All right. Hey, hey. I'm gonna need you to reach in 26 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:59,069 that register right now, and grab me that money. 27 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,333 -[guns cocking] -You little shit. 28 00:03:02,377 --> 00:03:05,554 [hurried footsteps] 29 00:03:05,597 --> 00:03:08,209 [tense dramatic music] 30 00:03:08,252 --> 00:03:10,123 [gun charging up] 31 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:12,387 I didn't go through 37 hours of labor, 32 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:15,128 just to have some crackhead threaten my livelihood 33 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:16,086 and my baby. 34 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,267 Make America great again! 35 00:03:23,311 --> 00:03:25,617 [all] Yeah! 36 00:03:25,661 --> 00:03:28,533 [cheering and shouting] 37 00:03:28,577 --> 00:03:30,274 [gun powering down] 38 00:03:30,318 --> 00:03:35,671 [distant sirens] 39 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:37,281 [hurried footsteps] 40 00:03:37,325 --> 00:03:39,892 Oh, Come on. Hey, come on, man! Ah, sh-- 41 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,158 Oh, my God! I knew you was gonna come here, man. 42 00:03:45,202 --> 00:03:47,683 How you doing, man? So, you brought the homies with you, man? 43 00:03:47,726 --> 00:03:51,556 I got my homies, but do you have my money? My $10,000? 44 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,951 -You know I'm good for it, man. You know I-- -I gave you plenty time. 45 00:03:54,994 --> 00:03:57,345 I borrowed you when you came out of prison, 46 00:03:57,388 --> 00:04:00,435 and your mother was sick, and needed medicine. 47 00:04:00,478 --> 00:04:01,914 And I'm your friend. 48 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:05,309 Look, I'm a convicted felon. They're not hiring convicted felons out here. 49 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:07,093 -Get my money back from him. -Oh, come on, man. 50 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:09,400 -We're supposed to be cool. -You think I'm a bank? 51 00:04:09,444 --> 00:04:11,097 I got an idea. I got an idea. 52 00:04:11,141 --> 00:04:12,969 I just started my GoFundMe account. 53 00:04:13,012 --> 00:04:15,276 All right? All these white folks gonna put mad money in there, 54 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:17,103 to ship my Black ass back to Africa, man. 55 00:04:17,147 --> 00:04:18,409 And all of it can go to you. 56 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:22,239 -Right? See! -I will donate. 57 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:25,068 This is the stupidest idea I ever heard. 58 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:27,157 The stupidest idea he's ever heard. 59 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,724 Just give me two weeks and I'll get your money. 60 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:30,465 -I promise you. Just two weeks. -[hard thud] 61 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:32,075 [groans] 62 00:04:32,945 --> 00:04:34,599 Two days, man. Just two days. 63 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:36,035 -I'll give it in two days. -[hard thud] 64 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:37,472 [groans] 65 00:04:37,515 --> 00:04:39,300 Hold up. One second, one second. 66 00:04:39,343 --> 00:04:41,040 Okay, sir. One second up. 67 00:04:41,084 --> 00:04:43,478 Well, I ain't mean one second. I mean, give me a second. 68 00:04:43,521 --> 00:04:44,740 I'll give you two days. 69 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,917 Two days, you bring me my money. 70 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,353 Or we have a big problem. 71 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:53,226 Big problem. 72 00:04:55,403 --> 00:04:57,796 You came by yourself, I would have whipped your butt. 73 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,232 You say something? 74 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:01,626 [groans] No, man. I ain't say nothing, man. 75 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:02,540 Okay. 76 00:05:04,368 --> 00:05:06,022 [groans] 77 00:05:06,065 --> 00:05:08,285 Fake-ass motherfucker, I can't stand these things. 78 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:09,765 You say something? 79 00:05:09,808 --> 00:05:11,897 Nothing, man. I ain't say nothing! 80 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:16,119 I think you insult me, with your mind. 81 00:05:16,162 --> 00:05:17,773 I said you was a nice guy. 82 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:19,296 Vladimir! Sergei! 83 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:20,906 Why you gotta call them back, man? 84 00:05:23,996 --> 00:05:25,824 Tell me the truth. 85 00:05:26,782 --> 00:05:28,523 I said you need... 86 00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:30,394 Need to wipe that... 87 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:32,483 Wipe that... [mutters] 88 00:05:32,527 --> 00:05:34,703 ...corny-ass smile off your face every time you talk. 89 00:05:36,444 --> 00:05:37,532 What smile? 90 00:05:38,968 --> 00:05:40,926 -That one right there! -You-- that is not a smile. 91 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:43,102 You hurt my feelings. 92 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,843 You think I like to live with this smile? 93 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,323 It is affliction. 94 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,151 My mother born me with this. 95 00:05:50,936 --> 00:05:52,547 Get out. 96 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:55,811 [whimsical music] 97 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:57,682 Send my love to your Grams. 98 00:06:01,425 --> 00:06:05,560 Look, what you need to do is get your behind up, and go get you a job. 99 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:08,214 I'm about tired of this. I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna cut your food off, 100 00:06:08,258 --> 00:06:10,347 'cause you stuck on stupid. 101 00:06:11,348 --> 00:06:13,829 And while you're back there, roll me one of them blunts. 102 00:06:13,872 --> 00:06:15,483 Gonna give me a heart attack. 103 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:17,093 You know I got the sugar. 104 00:06:17,136 --> 00:06:19,312 I need something to calm my nerves down. 105 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,664 -[car horns honking] -Yo, Patel. Where you going, bro? 106 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:25,362 Oh, I'm going back home, man. Trump is now president, 107 00:06:25,406 --> 00:06:27,625 and they're accusing people for voting illegally. 108 00:06:27,669 --> 00:06:30,062 I don't want to get deported to Pakistan. 109 00:06:30,106 --> 00:06:32,413 -But you're Indian! -They don't know the difference! 110 00:06:32,456 --> 00:06:35,459 If I get deported to Pakistan, I'll be beheaded. 111 00:06:35,503 --> 00:06:39,507 -I'm not Muslim. I'm Hindu! -Bro, the wall is not for Indians! 112 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:42,771 -I have to rush. I have to go, bro. -Yo, at least let me get you 113 00:06:42,814 --> 00:06:44,947 -a suitcase, you can't go to India with a Glad bag! -Oh, man. 114 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,818 Thanks for that, but I don't need you, bro. 115 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:48,690 -Take care, bye! -But what about our Jim Magello party? 116 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:51,519 -Oh, see you! Good luck, bro! -Bro, our Jim Magello party! 117 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:55,174 [Patel] Come on, man. I'll be beheaded! Bye! 118 00:06:55,218 --> 00:06:57,655 Yo, can you believe that Patel's going back to India, man? 119 00:06:57,699 --> 00:07:00,441 -That's crazy, man. All my Mexican friends are leaving. -Ain't it? 120 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:03,313 -But he's Indian. -Ah, man. You know I can't tell the difference... [chuckles] 121 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,229 -You cannot be that ignorant. -Hey, let's roll out, man. You know what I'm saying? 122 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:08,579 -Get some hoops! -My grandma putting all this pressure on me 123 00:07:08,623 --> 00:07:11,234 to get this job, but I think I got it, bro. 124 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:13,410 Right here, we're gonna be Africans. 125 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:16,108 -We're going to be Africans? -Man, I promise you. Go find Peewee. 126 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:17,936 I shall find Peewee. I'll be back. 127 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,721 -All right, bro. -Good job. 128 00:07:19,764 --> 00:07:21,113 [Sebastian] Africa needs you! 129 00:07:22,071 --> 00:07:23,507 Africa! Africa! 130 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,814 ["Imou yélé iyélé" by Chamack Camara] 131 00:07:25,857 --> 00:07:29,426 Africa! Africa! It's a magical place. 132 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:31,297 South Africa needs you. 133 00:07:31,341 --> 00:07:33,952 Ladies and gentlemen of the Earth... 134 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,998 look at my brothers. 135 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:38,827 Africa is in dire need of money right now. 136 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:42,004 My brother hasn't ate in four days. 137 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:45,224 He only eats on Thursdays. 138 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:48,097 His inside is now outside. 139 00:07:50,491 --> 00:07:52,057 Oh, thank you, my sister. 140 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:53,581 Thank you very much. 141 00:07:55,321 --> 00:07:57,323 [mumbles] 142 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:58,847 [singing] ♪ Need your money 143 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:01,066 ♪ Africa, we need your money 144 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:02,981 ♪ Nigga, you need to move on 145 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,722 Nigga, get out of here. 146 00:08:04,766 --> 00:08:06,724 [nonsense singing] 147 00:08:06,768 --> 00:08:08,552 Africa! 148 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:10,075 Ah, can I get a hug? 149 00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:12,556 -Africa needs clothes. -Ah, thank you. 150 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,689 -Oh, oh. -Yes, we need hug. 151 00:08:14,732 --> 00:08:16,995 -Man, we need some help. -My African sister. 152 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,345 Please help Africa, my sister. 153 00:08:19,389 --> 00:08:22,000 -On the behalf of Africa. -Ah, thank you. 154 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,307 -Africa needs you. -Oh, what would Jesus do? 155 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:26,962 -Africa! -[all] Africa! 156 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:28,441 What are your names? 157 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:31,749 Uh, my name is Mbugelolo. 158 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:33,664 -Drankemlo... [chuckles] -Yes. 159 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:36,580 My name is Gorilla Mandingo. 160 00:08:36,624 --> 00:08:39,888 Gorilla Mandingo, boom! 161 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,498 [all laugh] 162 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:44,545 I am Mbap Longschlong. 163 00:08:44,588 --> 00:08:48,070 -Mbak Longschlam... [chuckles] -Yes, yes. Very good. 164 00:08:49,724 --> 00:08:52,683 You know, you're not gonna believe this, 165 00:08:52,727 --> 00:08:57,645 but I used to have a lot of strong African lovers, 166 00:08:57,688 --> 00:09:00,125 -back in my day. -[Peewee] Oh! 167 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,606 Oh, tell him all about that! 168 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:05,435 No, he's lying. He lies. 169 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:09,091 Africans are special, 170 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:10,658 if you know what I mean? 171 00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:13,530 Especially from the motherland. 172 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:16,272 I can give you more. 173 00:09:16,315 --> 00:09:19,797 -Wh-- what? -Yes. What do you think? 174 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:22,104 -Discu-- discuss it with my colleague. -Oh, thank you. Yes. 175 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:24,323 -No-- what? What? -Please. 176 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,935 -Oh, hi. Um-- -[woman] You're my man? 177 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:30,416 I really have to get back to the ship. 178 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,548 -To the ship? -Yes. 179 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:32,723 -We-- we must go. -Okay. 180 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,774 [singing in foreign language] 181 00:09:39,817 --> 00:09:43,516 We are starving. I lost my legs, because I have no food. 182 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,823 I have no food. Thank you. Thank you. 183 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:48,870 [speaks in foreign language] 184 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:50,654 Thank you. Africa needs you. 185 00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,221 Oh, love. Love. So much. 186 00:09:52,264 --> 00:09:55,572 [singing in foreign language] 187 00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:57,095 Drop that back in the bag, nigga. 188 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,619 Put it back in the bag, nigga. 189 00:09:58,662 --> 00:10:00,446 Put it in the bag, my nigga... [chuckles] 190 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,405 [singing in foreign language] 191 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:05,060 Black people never give back to the Black people. 192 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:07,236 This is the problem with the America. 193 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:08,933 Africa loves you. 194 00:10:08,977 --> 00:10:10,848 -Please, give to Africa. -You, I know you. 195 00:10:10,892 --> 00:10:13,068 -No, don't. No, I am African. -You're not African. 196 00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:15,636 -You are not African... [inaudible] -You are rubbish! I tell you-- 197 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:17,725 Hey, hey! Hey, nigga! What the-- 198 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:18,900 Hey, nigga! 199 00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:21,642 Hey! Hey! 200 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:26,777 [train rumbles] 201 00:10:26,821 --> 00:10:29,519 -[Grams] What is Mount St. Helens? -[electronic beeping] 202 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,783 I said, "What is Mount St. Helens?" 203 00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:35,046 [footsteps approaching] 204 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:37,135 -Grandma, we're done here. You sipping on that lean again? -What is-- 205 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,007 Don't worry about what I'm sipping on, boy. 206 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,791 [distant sirens] 207 00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:43,446 What is Mount Olympus? 208 00:10:43,489 --> 00:10:44,926 [fridge door slams] 209 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,145 Now he's slamming stuff. He better count up. 210 00:10:49,844 --> 00:10:51,759 -What is Mount Vesuvius? -Give me that. 211 00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:53,761 -Oh, snap! Give me my stuff back! -Here, take this. 212 00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:56,720 I don't want this. What the hell is this green stuff? 213 00:10:56,764 --> 00:10:58,243 That's Gorilla Life, okay? 214 00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,071 -Gorilla Life? -Yes. 215 00:11:00,115 --> 00:11:01,725 -It's a real healthy drink for you. -Chlorophyll? 216 00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,684 No. Hell, no. Chlorophyll drink. 217 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,686 Round about your age, you need to be drinking real healthy, okay? 218 00:11:05,729 --> 00:11:07,470 -Now, drink that for me. -Don't worry about my damn age. 219 00:11:07,513 --> 00:11:09,951 Last time I looked, I was a grown-ass woman, 220 00:11:09,994 --> 00:11:12,954 and I don't want to drink no chlorophyll drink. Is this gonna 221 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,565 -make my shit green? -No, Ma. It's not gonna make your stuff green. 222 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,089 -How do you know? -Matter of fact, check your blood sugar while you're at it. 223 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,701 I'm not checking my blood sugar. I'm tired of this. 224 00:11:20,744 --> 00:11:22,572 -Child, I'm tired-- I-- -Grandma, you gotta do it everyday. 225 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,008 Let me tell you what I got to do. 226 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:26,271 I got to stay Black, die and pay taxes, 227 00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:29,144 and I'm gonna figure out how not to die and pay taxes, Goddammit! 228 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:32,408 And if I wanted to be pricked, I'd go get me some damn Viagra, 229 00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:35,411 and walk my slaphappy ass down to the senior citizens center. 230 00:11:35,454 --> 00:11:38,327 Let them prick me. How about that, buddy? 231 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,763 Can you please check this blood sugar? 232 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,591 You check and I'll give you your lean back. 233 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,072 You know what, you about getting on my damn nerves. 234 00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:47,510 I'll check my blood sugar. I will check my blood sugar. 235 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:48,729 [sharp click] 236 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:49,991 Ow... [kisses teeth] 237 00:11:50,948 --> 00:11:54,386 -You happy now? 158. 158. -I'm happy. 238 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,780 -Now, can I have my lean back? -No, drink that healthy juice. 239 00:11:56,824 --> 00:12:00,915 -Right there. -Goddamnit, I want to slap this upside your Black-ass head. 240 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,481 Gorilla Life... 241 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:03,961 [water rushing] 242 00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:05,920 I'm telling you, yesterday, when I came here, 243 00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:08,226 this park looked like-- look... 244 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,098 Hey, there's a white man, right there. 245 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:11,795 Hey, wait, that's the owner of that series. That's a whi-- 246 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,406 -that's a rich white man, right there. -Okay... 247 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,626 That's not bad. That's not bad. We got one over here. 248 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,845 [tense dramatic music] 249 00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:19,716 [Charlie] This park is empty! 250 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,370 [Peewee] Listen to me. I swear to you. Yesterday, 251 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,415 when I came here, it looked like Orange County. 252 00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:26,114 It was like, white people, far as you can see. 253 00:12:26,157 --> 00:12:27,811 -It looked like a Trump rally. -[sirens wailing] 254 00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:30,205 -See, where they at now? -I don't know... [stutters] 255 00:12:30,248 --> 00:12:32,250 -Maybe they ain't up yet. -What do you mean? 256 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,600 White folks are the first to get up, man. They jogging at six A.M. 257 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:37,429 [Charlie] Why you wasting my time, man? I could be at home whacking off. 258 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,562 [Sebastian] And you know he takes his whacking off seriously, man. 259 00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:41,433 If he don't drain that lizard, you know how he be acting. 260 00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:43,479 [Peewee] Why y'all yelling at me? I found the last park, 261 00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:45,611 the lady gave us some money. True, y'all ain't found nothing. 262 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,657 Y'all keep yelling, but you find your own damn park. 263 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:52,314 -Sensitive. -And then y'all always hoping that he yelling at me, 264 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,838 like it's my fault and I ain't seen y'all do nothing. 265 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:57,449 [tense African music] 266 00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:07,895 Your Highness, we are so pleased to have found you. 267 00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:15,119 [hysterical laughter] 268 00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:18,209 Your Majesty, I am Dr. Zulu Zokoye, 269 00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:20,124 diviner and Priestess. 270 00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:22,300 Pardon our intrusion, Your Majesty. 271 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,216 But the King has died and... 272 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,436 the Oracle demands your presence. 273 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:32,093 -[hysterical laughter] -They've got stories with it. 274 00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:34,269 -[Sebastian] These boys are good, man. -[Peewee] Wait, wait, look. 275 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:35,748 [Sebastian] We got to step our game up, man. 276 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,446 He got them gladiator boots on. 277 00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:38,882 [hysterical laughter] 278 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:40,666 He got that Air Jerusalem. 279 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,843 [hysterical laughter] 280 00:13:42,886 --> 00:13:45,280 Oh, listen, man. Obviously, y'all take this look 281 00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:47,456 way too serious than we are, but y'all can have this park. 282 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:48,718 -Ain't no white people here anyway. -Yeah. 283 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,198 [speaking nonsense language] 284 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:52,200 Them shoes are killing me, though. 285 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:53,766 The state ain't coming down, nigga. 286 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:55,725 -[hysterical laughter] -Leave it a second. 287 00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,382 [hysterical laughter] 288 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:03,385 [up-tempo hip-hop music] 289 00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:07,737 [guns cocking] 290 00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:13,438 [engine rumbles] 291 00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,179 [Dimitri] Turn crappy music off. 292 00:14:16,615 --> 00:14:18,139 [music and engine fall silent] 293 00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:22,317 Hey, Sebastian. You don't run away from me. 294 00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:27,278 I tell you not to mess with me, but you don't listen, huh? 295 00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:30,151 Vladimir, you know what to do. 296 00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:32,066 -[guns cocking] -Oh, hey! Oh, oh. 297 00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:33,894 [Wahab] Are you okay, Your Majesty? 298 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:35,939 Who? 299 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,768 [tense African music] 300 00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:43,294 Man, that's those nutcases that keep saying I'm their King. 301 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,951 I know this woman. 302 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,866 I see her on television. 303 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:53,217 She said she come to America, to bring King back to Africa. 304 00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:54,915 Take that gun away from my King. 305 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:59,441 If you don't, I will have no other choice, 306 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:02,835 but to use divine African force. 307 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,272 What are you waiting for? 308 00:15:04,315 --> 00:15:06,404 -Not a good idea. -Shoot them. 309 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:10,713 [speaks in foreign language] 310 00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:11,975 What? 311 00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:13,803 [Wahab] I warned you. 312 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,326 What is happening? 313 00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:17,938 [Wahab] I warned you. 314 00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:23,291 This is ultimate cock-block. 315 00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,032 [Wahab] Mm-hmm. 316 00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:27,338 This is not a time or place for something like this. 317 00:15:27,382 --> 00:15:30,820 [Priestess] You may not accept the decision of the Oracle, 318 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,518 but it is my place to enforce it. 319 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:34,998 [speaking in foreign language] 320 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,393 What's this? 321 00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:44,834 [speaking in foreign language] 322 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,792 [groans] 323 00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:49,143 [Wahab] I see you have messed with the spiritual head 324 00:15:49,186 --> 00:15:51,275 of the United States of Africa. 325 00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,582 And now you're happy about it? 326 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,063 It's birth defect. 327 00:15:56,106 --> 00:15:57,194 Yeah, I heard that before. 328 00:15:57,238 --> 00:15:58,456 It's not funny! 329 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:04,027 [muttering in Russian] 330 00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:05,507 -What? -He said, 331 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,771 "He will fucking kill you, 332 00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:11,078 bitch motherfucker." 333 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:12,949 Whoa! You just spoke Russian? 334 00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:15,038 Man, you've got to be CIA, 'cause I don't know 335 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,736 no Black person in the world that speak Russian. 336 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,826 The Oracle is divine and can speak any language, 337 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,089 through the Priestess. 338 00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:24,743 [tense African music] 339 00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:28,269 Would you like them to shoot their... Hmm. 340 00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:30,358 Ah, let me think about it for a second. 341 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:33,187 The power of the Oracle must not be toyed with. 342 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,537 -Ha! -[shuffling footsteps] 343 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,408 What do you desire, my King? 344 00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:39,019 You know what? 345 00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:40,803 Let them go. 346 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:42,457 [snaps fingers] 347 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,502 [guns clatter] 348 00:16:47,201 --> 00:16:49,812 Come. I'll do you a favor. 349 00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:58,342 [loud slaps] 350 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:02,433 [whimpers] Why you do this to me? 351 00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:03,391 You're welcome. 352 00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:07,743 Why she hit me? 353 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:13,357 Your face. It is okay. 354 00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:16,404 There's no stupid smile? 355 00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:18,710 No more Tourettes? 356 00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:22,018 You cured me? 357 00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:26,022 No it ain't, it just came back! 358 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:26,979 No... 359 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,939 this is happy, joy face. 360 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,332 Stop smiling. 361 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,203 [uplifting dramatic music] 362 00:17:33,247 --> 00:17:35,031 Now, smile again. 363 00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,076 I'm cured. 364 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,128 I owe you, like the Starks. 365 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,782 [Game of Thrones music] 366 00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:48,175 Like the Lannisters, you mean? 367 00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:53,919 [Wahab] Wait. Come back. 368 00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:59,142 [uplifting dramatic music] 369 00:18:03,712 --> 00:18:04,669 No. 370 00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:07,194 Just go. 371 00:18:07,237 --> 00:18:10,066 [tense dramatic music] 372 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,201 That was amazing! Had them Russians running out here, 373 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:15,637 like they didn't know what happened to him. 374 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,726 Man, you talking about some Lannisters. 375 00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:20,032 Game of Thrones.I didn't know y'all watched that in Africa. 376 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,643 I thought y'all lived in trees and shit. 377 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,253 Oh, yes. 378 00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,037 Even the American ambassador lives on 379 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,952 one of the tallest trees. 380 00:18:26,996 --> 00:18:29,172 Right next to the British Ambassador. 381 00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:31,479 Oh, even the French and the Chinese. 382 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:33,307 They live on big iroko trees. 383 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,483 I get it. I get it. I get it. No, for real, though, man. 384 00:18:35,526 --> 00:18:37,398 Like, y'all said, like, I'm some kind of king or some shit, 385 00:18:37,441 --> 00:18:38,964 like, is a nigga a real king? 386 00:18:39,008 --> 00:18:41,576 The Oracle never lies, Your Majesty. 387 00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:44,622 And that... Man, you just paid that debt like it was nothing. 388 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,798 Gave that dude $10,000! 389 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,235 Man, $5,000, I'd have been straight... [chuckles] 390 00:18:48,278 --> 00:18:49,453 You know what I'm saying? Like... 391 00:18:49,497 --> 00:18:51,281 Whatever you wish, Your Majesty. 392 00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:54,284 Oh, shit. In that case, you can give a brother $10,000. 393 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:56,678 -Man, I got... Word? -Your wish is our command. 394 00:18:57,592 --> 00:18:59,028 Damn! 395 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,073 $10,000, $5,000... 396 00:19:01,117 --> 00:19:03,424 Oh, smack! You mind if I hold on to that? 397 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,295 -[Wahab] Your wish... -Wow. 398 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,818 ...is our command. 399 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,603 [chuckling] Yeah, woo-hoo. 400 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,518 Hold up. This ain't no set up, is it? 401 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,175 Come on, brothers just don't be handing people a whole bunch of money like that. 402 00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:16,219 Where the cameras at? 403 00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:19,396 I know there's some cameras in here somewhere. 404 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,703 Come on, man. I know I'm being Punk'd. 405 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,184 Look, if I'm being Punk'd, just come on out right now. 406 00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:25,097 Come on, man. 407 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:28,449 Hey, this is all right. So, look, 408 00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:30,233 I'm just gonna pay a couple bills, 409 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:31,669 as y'all can see on the cameras, 410 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,758 they just handed me this voluntarily. 411 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:37,022 It's all good. I'm the King, I think. Right? 412 00:19:38,285 --> 00:19:41,201 All right, well just-- you know what? I'm just going to count this out in the crib. 413 00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:44,029 Just wait for me, real quick. I'll be right back. 414 00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:46,075 And then I'll be right back. 415 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,773 Don't go nowhere. Just wait right there. I ain't going nowhere. 416 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:50,427 [car door shuts] 417 00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:52,037 Just gonna get some gas. 418 00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:53,604 [whimsical music] 419 00:19:53,648 --> 00:19:56,172 All right? Make sure the Russians are gone. 420 00:19:56,216 --> 00:20:00,263 ["Bomboleo" by DB Sound System feat. Louis Rei playing] 421 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:06,704 Oh, hey, guys! 422 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,445 Drinks on me tonight, baby! 423 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:11,100 [applause] 424 00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:14,321 [patriotic music] 425 00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:16,366 [sprinkling water] 426 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,368 Oh, boy. Miss Wright, this is... 427 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,502 This is fascinating. You realize that 428 00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:24,374 this has not been seen since the 1870s? 429 00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:29,161 The Priestess makes her first appearance in Egypt, 300 BC. 430 00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:33,688 She saves the pharaoh and most of the ruling dynasty 431 00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:35,516 by getting them out of the country, 432 00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:38,432 before Alexander the Great can invade it with his armies. 433 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:42,653 She guides them through the Sahara Desert into West Africa. 434 00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:45,352 She helps them rebuild the kingdom, 435 00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:47,571 on the banks of the Niger Rivers. 436 00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:50,879 They enjoy 1000 years of peace and prosperity. 437 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,099 Though, that's interrupted by the Portuguese 438 00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:56,885 and the Spaniards, when they invade West Africa. 439 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:02,020 And once again she appears to save the royal dynasty. 440 00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:04,936 She-- she leads them from the Niger River, 441 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:09,550 across the Atlantic Ocean over to Virginia in 1619. 442 00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:13,467 They were the first to establish 12 colonies in the Americas. 443 00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:15,904 Before the pilgrims arrived. 444 00:21:15,947 --> 00:21:18,689 1619. You know what that does to our history? 445 00:21:20,169 --> 00:21:23,346 But soon after they do arrive, the pilgrims and explorers, 446 00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:25,783 and in this case, she is responsible for saving them 447 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:29,483 from starvation and death, because of the harsh winter. 448 00:21:29,526 --> 00:21:32,224 That same harsh winter, in 1620 in Europe, 449 00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,705 killed tens of thousands of people. 450 00:21:34,749 --> 00:21:38,274 She establishes a 13th colony for the pilgrims, she... 451 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,538 Look at this. She-- she drafts a constitution, 452 00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:46,108 giving equal rights to all citizens of all 13 colonies. 453 00:21:46,151 --> 00:21:48,023 Look at this... 454 00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:52,114 Manhattan Island becomes the capital of the United Colonies. 455 00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:54,464 1776... 456 00:21:54,508 --> 00:21:56,597 She reveals a secret plot to betray her, 457 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,382 and kill the leaders of the 12 African colonies. 458 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:02,080 She's forbidden, however, to do evil or see evil. 459 00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:06,128 She invites all the leaders of all 13 colonies to a dinner. 460 00:22:06,171 --> 00:22:09,349 She recognizes that there's someone in the dinner with her, 461 00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:12,395 that was going to betray her and the 12 colonies. 462 00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:16,443 She'll depart after the night. She'll return after 400 years, 463 00:22:16,486 --> 00:22:19,228 and she'll take a king from amongst their descendants 464 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,970 back to Africa to rebuild the kingdom. 465 00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:23,841 So, this is the year that it's going to happen. 466 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,105 This is-- this is just amazing. 467 00:22:27,149 --> 00:22:29,804 [rushing traffic] 468 00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:31,936 ...yeah, you know what I'm saying... [chuckles] 469 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:35,984 [indistinct party chatter] 470 00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:38,508 Everybody, she wants to know what I do for a living. 471 00:22:38,552 --> 00:22:39,422 I'm King. 472 00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:40,771 Yeah, baby! 473 00:22:40,815 --> 00:22:42,382 I love kings. 474 00:22:42,425 --> 00:22:43,644 Me too! 475 00:22:43,687 --> 00:22:44,558 Sorry, sweetie. 476 00:22:47,604 --> 00:22:49,737 See, where I'm from, we kings, 477 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:51,956 we rule with an iron fist. 478 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,655 [doorbell rings] 479 00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:57,614 -That's probably the 'shrooms! -[all laugh] 480 00:22:57,658 --> 00:22:59,790 Okay. 481 00:23:00,835 --> 00:23:02,402 Ah, okay, um... 482 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,189 Are we, um... [claps hands] 483 00:23:07,232 --> 00:23:08,712 Boom! We got some situations. 484 00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:13,891 Your Majesty. 485 00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:17,112 Y'all don't let up, do y'all? 486 00:23:17,155 --> 00:23:20,289 A King stands while you sit? 487 00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,858 On your feet, you half-race commoners, 488 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:25,555 -in the presence of the King! -[glass smashes] 489 00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:26,600 On your feet! 490 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,691 -Told y'all I was King. -[girls chuckle] 491 00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:31,779 They work for me. 492 00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:34,477 These boys have got it! 493 00:23:34,521 --> 00:23:36,261 I told you they was going to find us, though. 494 00:23:36,305 --> 00:23:38,176 -See, I told him y'all was gonna find us. -He's right. 495 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,265 All this was set up for y'all to find us... [chuckles] 496 00:23:40,309 --> 00:23:42,703 'Cause I knew that y'all was the real deal. 497 00:23:42,746 --> 00:23:44,966 See what I'm talking-- but how the hell did you find us? 498 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:47,272 The Oracle leads. We follow. 499 00:23:47,316 --> 00:23:49,797 -Damn, I got to get that app! -We gotta get that app! 500 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,842 Keep your mouth closed, man. This is classified. 501 00:23:51,886 --> 00:23:54,018 All right? Top secret stuff. 502 00:23:54,062 --> 00:23:55,237 All right, ladies... 503 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,153 on behalf of Homeland Security, y'all need to get out. 504 00:23:58,196 --> 00:23:59,894 This is some real king stuff we got to talk about, 505 00:23:59,937 --> 00:24:01,591 -and y'all can't be here. -Will you call me later? 506 00:24:01,635 --> 00:24:03,506 [Peewee] Yeah, keep your damn mouth closed. 507 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,508 [Sebastian] All right? This is king shit. King talk. 508 00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:07,989 -You know what I mean? -Oh, turn the lights down. 509 00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:09,469 Sshhh! 510 00:24:09,512 --> 00:24:11,906 [footsteps receding] 511 00:24:11,949 --> 00:24:15,475 Now... For real, how did y'all find me? 512 00:24:15,518 --> 00:24:18,347 The Oracle shows us your location, Your Highness. 513 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,262 -[Sebastian] Every time? -Every time. 514 00:24:20,305 --> 00:24:22,046 -You mean, even when I'm-- -Yes. 515 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:24,527 -Oh, damn. -[crickets chirping] 516 00:24:24,571 --> 00:24:27,965 -A-- about that, Your Majesty... Not to worry. -But you know I got my Gra-- 517 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,793 We have already taken care of that. 518 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:32,187 She's in the most prestigious adult living, 519 00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:33,928 with 24-hour nurse care. 520 00:24:33,971 --> 00:24:36,800 She sends her regards, with many bad words. 521 00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:38,323 Yeah, that's Grams. 522 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,021 All right, but what about my homies, though? 523 00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:41,718 So, you know I can't go nowhere without my homies. 524 00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,720 -We come as a package. -Yeah. Ride or die. 525 00:24:43,764 --> 00:24:44,852 You might as well kill us. 526 00:24:44,895 --> 00:24:47,419 [hysterical laughter] 527 00:24:47,463 --> 00:24:49,552 -This is how you do it, baby! -Hey, man! 528 00:24:49,596 --> 00:24:52,033 Look, they even got you in a magazine, bro! 529 00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:55,863 -Man, you look good, yo! Look at that! -I feel like Leroy Trunks. 530 00:24:55,906 --> 00:24:58,735 [all laugh] 531 00:24:58,779 --> 00:25:00,694 Here you go, baby. Let me have another one. 532 00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:02,783 Yeah, I'll give you a tip when we get back there, all right? 533 00:25:03,914 --> 00:25:06,134 Tell her I ain't got no damn money, boy. 534 00:25:06,177 --> 00:25:08,397 [singing] ♪ Buffalo soldier 535 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,964 ♪ Hey, hey! 536 00:25:10,007 --> 00:25:12,053 [all singing] ♪ Dreadlock Rasta 537 00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:13,576 ♪ Come on, sing! 538 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,665 ♪ Stolen from Africa 539 00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:17,449 [incoherent singing] 540 00:25:17,493 --> 00:25:20,540 -♪ Taken to America -Hey, do me a favor. 541 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:23,281 Hey, man, don't try to sing, 'cause, you know, you're not really a singer. 542 00:25:23,325 --> 00:25:25,632 -So, let us do that. -Yeah, man. You need to get some singing lessons, bro. 543 00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:27,329 -[both laugh] -You know what, man? 544 00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:29,636 -What? -Fuck... ♪ Yo, yo, yo 545 00:25:29,679 --> 00:25:31,638 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo 546 00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:33,117 [all] ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo 547 00:25:33,161 --> 00:25:35,424 -♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo -Again! 548 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,121 ♪ Yo, yo, yo 549 00:25:37,165 --> 00:25:39,123 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo 550 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:42,213 -♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo... -[plane engine whirs] 551 00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:45,303 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith] 552 00:25:51,527 --> 00:25:53,007 [seagulls squawking] 553 00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:06,977 [Peewee] Damn, look at all those people! 554 00:26:08,457 --> 00:26:10,764 Man, they got on masks and stuff. I'm not going out there, man. 555 00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:14,855 Yeah, last time I've seen that many brothers with masks on, I got robbed. 556 00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:17,988 Somebody needs to go out there and make sure you cool. Come on, you need to go do it. 557 00:26:18,032 --> 00:26:20,208 -Yeah, you ain't afraid of nothing. You should do it. -Nigga, I ain't going! 558 00:26:20,251 --> 00:26:22,819 What do you mean you ain't going? We come all the way to sit on the plane? 559 00:26:22,863 --> 00:26:25,474 Get your ass out there and talk to the people, make sure the King's okay. 560 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,519 -You're the strongest one. -Man, Charles, you a G, man. 561 00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:30,566 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. You the man. 562 00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,263 -I'm the man. -That's what I'm saying. 563 00:26:32,307 --> 00:26:34,178 I'm gonna do this, nigga. I'm gonna do this, nigga! 564 00:26:34,222 --> 00:26:36,572 Woo! Yeah, nigga. I'm gonna do it for my King, nigga! 565 00:26:36,616 --> 00:26:38,922 -Gonna do it for the King, nigga! -Do it! Do it! 566 00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:43,318 -They about to eat his ass. -They're gonna eat his ass, for sure... [screams] 567 00:26:43,361 --> 00:26:45,755 [up-tempo African drumming] 568 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:48,192 [indistinct chatter] 569 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:04,513 [drumming continues] 570 00:27:15,045 --> 00:27:17,352 -Oh, da-- he dancing. -Oh, smack. 571 00:27:17,395 --> 00:27:19,528 That's probably what they make you do. They probably make you dance, 572 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:22,183 -right before they boil your ass. -I-- I think he's hot. 573 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:24,881 [drumming continues] 574 00:27:24,925 --> 00:27:26,753 -He's boogying, look! -Look, they dancing with him, though. 575 00:27:26,796 --> 00:27:28,711 Okay, I think we're good! 576 00:27:28,755 --> 00:27:30,931 -Give him five more minutes. -They really dancing with him! 577 00:27:30,974 --> 00:27:33,368 No, it looks like they're sneaking and surrounding him to me. 578 00:27:33,411 --> 00:27:36,806 [drumming continues] 579 00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:39,940 See what I'm saying? Look at this, man. I want to go out there! 580 00:27:39,983 --> 00:27:41,768 -He having fun, man. What are you doing in here? -I know! 581 00:27:41,811 --> 00:27:43,421 -Okay. All right. -Come on, man. Let's go! 582 00:27:43,465 --> 00:27:44,988 They'd have eaten him by now, let's go. 583 00:27:45,032 --> 00:27:46,642 [drumming continues] 584 00:27:46,686 --> 00:27:49,297 [uplifting African music] 585 00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:56,957 [sirens wailing] 586 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,655 [helicopter blades whirring] 587 00:28:02,005 --> 00:28:06,357 [sirens continue] 588 00:28:10,057 --> 00:28:14,409 [engines whirring] 589 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,935 [uplifting African music] 590 00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:26,638 [car engines rumble] 591 00:28:32,122 --> 00:28:33,776 [Sebastian] Woo! You see these places? 592 00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:36,344 [hysterical laughter] 593 00:28:43,612 --> 00:28:45,309 Welcome, Your Majesty. 594 00:28:45,353 --> 00:28:47,703 Let this flower give warmth and joy 595 00:28:47,747 --> 00:28:50,227 to the people of the United States of Africa. 596 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:53,753 You understand, baby? We got it going, boy! Dude, we popping! 597 00:28:53,796 --> 00:28:57,495 [Chief] Out here, we have a lion petting zoo I would like you two to see. 598 00:28:57,539 --> 00:29:00,281 Hold on, you telling me y'all got real lions here right now? 599 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:02,413 -Y'all got giraffes too? -[Chief] We have some giraffes. 600 00:29:02,457 --> 00:29:05,025 I'll see y'all later, y'all go ahead, talk to each other. 601 00:29:05,068 --> 00:29:06,678 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit! 602 00:29:06,722 --> 00:29:09,333 [unintelligible] 603 00:29:09,377 --> 00:29:11,379 Nigga, they got a lagoon! 604 00:29:11,422 --> 00:29:13,250 -Oh, shit! -Look, look, look, look, look. 605 00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:15,252 ["Baby" by Rayge Smith] 606 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,776 Woo! 607 00:29:16,819 --> 00:29:18,778 [indistinct shouting] 608 00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:24,914 And these are the princesses 609 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,612 of the royal families of Africa, Your Majesty. 610 00:29:27,656 --> 00:29:29,832 There are eight of them, that you can keep 611 00:29:29,876 --> 00:29:31,703 to maintain your chambers, and one of them 612 00:29:31,747 --> 00:29:33,270 that you can make your Queen. 613 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:36,534 Damn. So, who are those, uh, my real mothers? 614 00:29:36,578 --> 00:29:40,321 [Chief] Oh, no. These are the wives of the former King, 615 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:41,888 that you now inherit. 616 00:29:41,931 --> 00:29:45,630 [hysterical laughter] 617 00:29:45,674 --> 00:29:47,328 [both laugh] 618 00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,983 Come with me, let me talk to you. 619 00:29:50,026 --> 00:29:51,332 [hysterical laughter] 620 00:29:52,463 --> 00:29:54,074 Nigga, are you crazy? 621 00:29:54,117 --> 00:29:56,859 Man, I can't be with no old-ass, shriveled up woman! 622 00:29:56,903 --> 00:30:00,123 No, Your Majesty. You are to inherit them all, 623 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,909 and also be a husband, if you get my drift. 624 00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:04,998 Man, that shit ain't drifting. 625 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:06,303 Who is that? 626 00:30:08,131 --> 00:30:11,569 -Uh, no, Your Maj-- no, Your Majesty. Your M-- -Give me a second. 627 00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:14,007 She is-- she is not of royal blood, Your Majesty. 628 00:30:14,050 --> 00:30:16,618 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I'm late. 629 00:30:16,661 --> 00:30:18,707 Is that an American accent that I'm hearing? 630 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,883 -Yes. -Man, what are you doing out here in this jungle? 631 00:30:20,927 --> 00:30:25,322 -You call this "the jungle?" -Not like that. I'm just saying, 632 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:28,586 -you don't find women this beautiful in Africa. -Have you ever been to Africa? 633 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,545 Well, you know, it don't get no Blacker than me, baby. 634 00:30:30,588 --> 00:30:33,374 That's sweet-- that berry gets real sweet around this thing. 635 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:35,158 [chuckles] Oh, man. I'll get it back later. 636 00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:36,856 Oh, by the way, what's your name? 637 00:30:36,899 --> 00:30:39,423 -Keke, Your Majesty. -O-Keke... 638 00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:40,990 I like the sound of that. 639 00:30:41,034 --> 00:30:44,080 Me and you gonna be O-Keke! 640 00:30:44,124 --> 00:30:45,516 [whimsical music] 641 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,866 Where did they find him? 642 00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:52,001 What-- what are you doing with him? 643 00:30:52,045 --> 00:30:52,915 [Keke] Seriously? 644 00:30:55,222 --> 00:30:57,180 What does he want? 645 00:30:57,224 --> 00:30:59,226 [Priestess] The Oracle has spoken. We have a King. 646 00:30:59,269 --> 00:31:00,967 A King we know nothing about. 647 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:02,925 Besides, he does not have the royal pendant. 648 00:31:02,969 --> 00:31:04,492 I have mine. 649 00:31:04,535 --> 00:31:09,149 No African king has ever been crowned without one. 650 00:31:09,192 --> 00:31:10,846 I move that we wait a couple of weeks, 651 00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:13,283 to be really sure of what the Oracle is saying. 652 00:31:14,328 --> 00:31:15,459 [elephant trumpeting] 653 00:31:15,503 --> 00:31:17,766 [lion growling] 654 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:21,944 The Council of Chiefs has decided to move your coronation up by two weeks. 655 00:31:21,988 --> 00:31:24,033 Man, I knew this was a scam, man. 656 00:31:24,077 --> 00:31:27,167 -Look, fellas-- -Your Majesty, can I make you, 657 00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:30,431 -like you Americans say, a deal? -[Chief] Ha ha! Yes, a deal. 658 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:32,172 [chuckles] Now I'm bet that. 659 00:31:32,215 --> 00:31:35,958 Suppose we request the Oracle... 660 00:31:36,002 --> 00:31:38,787 to convince and prove to you within two weeks. 661 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:42,573 If in two weeks, you are not entirely satisfied, 662 00:31:42,617 --> 00:31:46,403 then we will pay you handsomely and take you back to America. 663 00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:49,580 [tense dramatic music] 664 00:31:49,624 --> 00:31:52,322 We need this contract signed ASAP, mate. 665 00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:54,455 -You have my word. -[Chad Wanker] As what? 666 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:57,197 -You told us you were next in line for the throne. -I am. 667 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,286 -It was his clan. -Yes. Where did he come from? 668 00:31:59,329 --> 00:32:01,636 He was approached by Dr. Zulu Zokoye, 669 00:32:01,679 --> 00:32:03,768 a neurosurgeon who abandoned her practice, 670 00:32:03,812 --> 00:32:06,902 after being summoned by the Oracle to become a high Priestess. 671 00:32:06,946 --> 00:32:09,296 She told him that he was chosen to be the new King. 672 00:32:09,339 --> 00:32:11,994 So, it's a conwoman and some idiot from Compton. 673 00:32:12,038 --> 00:32:14,649 No American is going to take my place. 674 00:32:14,692 --> 00:32:16,477 Goody! What exactly does that mean? 675 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,566 Just give me some days, I'll make sure they see a reason, 676 00:32:18,609 --> 00:32:20,742 why we can't have that homie as our King. 677 00:32:20,785 --> 00:32:22,222 We've given you a bucket-load of money. 678 00:32:22,265 --> 00:32:24,180 Yeah, and you'd be in a terrible bind... 679 00:32:24,224 --> 00:32:27,357 -Terrible bind. -...if we were to suddenly ask for it back. 680 00:32:27,401 --> 00:32:30,795 I need this more than you, Mr. Wanker. 681 00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:33,276 Relax. I won't let you down. 682 00:32:34,147 --> 00:32:35,365 I'll take care of all of you. 683 00:32:35,409 --> 00:32:37,585 [whimsical music] 684 00:32:37,628 --> 00:32:40,240 It's "Wan-kay." 685 00:32:41,676 --> 00:32:43,417 "Wan-kay." 686 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:46,768 Like, "Allez," "Manger," "Porte." 687 00:32:46,811 --> 00:32:48,596 You foo-kay! 688 00:32:48,639 --> 00:32:52,078 Everything we think we know about history, 689 00:32:52,121 --> 00:32:55,298 has been an elaborate cover up. 690 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:58,562 These documents go all the way back to ancient Egypt. 691 00:32:58,606 --> 00:33:00,260 300 BC... 692 00:33:00,303 --> 00:33:03,741 when this Priestess mysteriously appeared. 693 00:33:04,742 --> 00:33:09,356 She saved the royal dynasty from Alexander the Great's invasion. 694 00:33:09,399 --> 00:33:13,447 She took them through the Libyan desert to West Africa, 695 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:16,058 or what we know as Timbuktu. 696 00:33:16,102 --> 00:33:17,973 And she helps the royal dynasty 697 00:33:18,017 --> 00:33:21,063 rebuild their kingdom, on the Niger River. 698 00:33:21,107 --> 00:33:24,980 And for about 1000 years, there's peace and prosperity. 699 00:33:25,024 --> 00:33:29,071 Until the Portuguese and the Spaniards invade. 700 00:33:29,115 --> 00:33:31,508 Again, she mysteriously appears, 701 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:34,555 and she takes them through the Niger River, 702 00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:37,340 across the Atlantic Ocean, to Virginia. 703 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:40,082 Well before we thought Africans first arrived. 704 00:33:40,126 --> 00:33:42,954 So, this is 1619. 705 00:33:44,217 --> 00:33:48,917 The Priestess helps the royal dynasty establish 12 colonies. 706 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,745 First, in Virginia. 707 00:33:50,788 --> 00:33:53,878 And again, there's peace and prosperity, 708 00:33:53,922 --> 00:33:56,707 until the Europeans arrived. 709 00:33:56,751 --> 00:33:59,928 And with the arrival of the Europeans, 710 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,757 the Priestess helps them establish a 13th colony, 711 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,368 specifically for the Pilgrims. 712 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:09,981 And she helps them get through that winter of 1620. 713 00:34:10,025 --> 00:34:12,854 She also helps them draft the Constitution, 714 00:34:12,897 --> 00:34:16,814 granting equal rights to all the citizens of these colonies. 715 00:34:16,858 --> 00:34:19,121 They established Manhattan Island as the capital 716 00:34:19,165 --> 00:34:20,949 of these united colonies. 717 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:25,910 And again, there's peace and prosperity until 1776. 718 00:34:25,954 --> 00:34:31,481 The Founding Fathers plot to kill and betray the Priestess. 719 00:34:31,525 --> 00:34:34,919 And she learns about this plot, so she hosts this dinner, 720 00:34:34,963 --> 00:34:37,966 with the 12 leaders of the African colonies, 721 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,924 and the 13th colony of Europeans. 722 00:34:41,056 --> 00:34:44,799 And it's there, at this feast that she... 723 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,802 lets them know, that she knows that 724 00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:50,152 someone here will betray her... 725 00:34:50,196 --> 00:34:53,024 like Judas and Jesus. 726 00:34:53,068 --> 00:34:57,986 And she explains that, because she can't see or hear evil... 727 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:00,119 that she will be leaving. 728 00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:05,124 But she also prophesied that she'll return after 400 years, 729 00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:07,300 to take back an African King, 730 00:35:07,343 --> 00:35:10,085 back to the homeland, to rebuild the kingdom. 731 00:35:10,129 --> 00:35:13,610 The next night, the American revolutionaries 732 00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:17,745 start a great fire, and they kill the African leaders, 733 00:35:17,788 --> 00:35:19,660 and they take over the 13 colonies. 734 00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,792 They enslave the Africans, 735 00:35:21,836 --> 00:35:24,839 and they strip them of all of their rights. 736 00:35:24,882 --> 00:35:26,667 And fortunately, 737 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,713 it's then that a new government is organized. 738 00:35:29,757 --> 00:35:32,151 They call themselves the Society of Friends, 739 00:35:32,194 --> 00:35:36,329 and they continue to spread the prophecy of the Priestess. 740 00:35:36,372 --> 00:35:39,636 They oppose the slavery of these Africans, 741 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:44,598 that's building in the newly established American colonies. 742 00:35:44,641 --> 00:35:48,384 They commission a marble sculpture of the Priestess, 743 00:35:48,428 --> 00:35:52,083 and they write the prophecy on it. 744 00:35:52,127 --> 00:35:56,044 Now, flash forward to the American Civil War, 1861. 745 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,916 They give this statue to President Lincoln. 746 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,918 And it's because of this statue, 747 00:36:00,962 --> 00:36:03,834 that he signs the Emancipation Proclamation. 748 00:36:03,878 --> 00:36:07,229 Abolishing slavery, essentially ending the Civil War. 749 00:36:07,273 --> 00:36:10,754 But of course, as we know, Lincoln is assassinated... 750 00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:14,584 and the new president, Andrew Johnson, 751 00:36:14,628 --> 00:36:18,284 signs an executive order, to keep all information 752 00:36:18,327 --> 00:36:21,678 on the Priestess as classified and secret. 753 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:24,768 He hides the statue in the Metropolitan Museum. 754 00:36:24,812 --> 00:36:29,077 But, a small faction of the Republicans that control Congress, 755 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,211 also happen to be made up of members of the Society of Friends. 756 00:36:32,254 --> 00:36:34,343 They impeach Andrew Johnson. 757 00:36:34,387 --> 00:36:35,388 And... 758 00:36:36,432 --> 00:36:38,260 flash forward all the way to 2020. 759 00:36:38,304 --> 00:36:41,437 The Priestess has returned to fulfill her prophecy, 760 00:36:41,481 --> 00:36:42,960 400 years later. 761 00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:46,616 And she's come to take back an African King, 762 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:48,792 to rebuild the kingdom. 763 00:36:48,836 --> 00:36:50,751 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith] 764 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:53,232 [Charlie] All hail, our good King! 765 00:36:54,407 --> 00:36:58,498 [hysterical laughter] 766 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:00,761 Well, what have I done to deserve this? 767 00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:03,372 Oh, this is a beautiful life. 768 00:37:10,336 --> 00:37:13,339 Well, if it ain't my sexy, little librarian. 769 00:37:13,382 --> 00:37:14,949 Good afternoon, Your Majesty. 770 00:37:15,863 --> 00:37:16,907 Have a seat, baby. 771 00:37:18,213 --> 00:37:19,867 What's up, shawty? 772 00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:23,653 We're used to being called by our names, Your Majesty. 773 00:37:23,697 --> 00:37:25,655 Marcus Garvey once said, 774 00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:28,267 "If you have no confidence in self, 775 00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:30,660 then you're twice defeated in the race of life." 776 00:37:30,704 --> 00:37:32,314 You trying to kick knowledge to a nigga? 777 00:37:34,316 --> 00:37:37,624 "And it's a slave's mentality and we must emancipate ourselves from it." 778 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:40,191 -Bob Marley. -Why do you hate me so much? 779 00:37:40,235 --> 00:37:44,544 -I don't hate you. I hate the system. -What system? 780 00:37:44,587 --> 00:37:47,764 The system that forces you on us as our King. 781 00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:51,594 The system that decides who is pure and who isn't. 782 00:37:51,638 --> 00:37:53,466 If it was up to you, would I be here? 783 00:37:55,032 --> 00:37:56,730 I must leave now, Your Majesty. 784 00:37:57,774 --> 00:37:59,210 Have dinner with me. 785 00:37:59,254 --> 00:38:00,995 [Prince Kessiena] No, she cannot. 786 00:38:01,038 --> 00:38:02,997 Please, let's talk outside. Man-to-man. 787 00:38:03,954 --> 00:38:06,653 She is not royalty. 788 00:38:06,696 --> 00:38:09,351 [laughs] Royalty? 789 00:38:09,395 --> 00:38:11,571 All of a sudden it matters? 790 00:38:11,614 --> 00:38:13,007 I'm royalty now? 791 00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:14,922 [laughing] 792 00:38:14,965 --> 00:38:18,447 You used to be power, bro. I'm power now. 793 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,016 You've been here all this time, 794 00:38:22,059 --> 00:38:23,583 dreaming, wishing you could have it. 795 00:38:24,627 --> 00:38:26,020 Come on, man, just let it go, Daddy. 796 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:28,283 I got this. 797 00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:32,287 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith] 798 00:38:32,331 --> 00:38:34,463 [shouting] 799 00:38:35,421 --> 00:38:37,118 [shouting] 800 00:38:37,161 --> 00:38:39,120 Block, block. Block it like it's hot. 801 00:38:39,163 --> 00:38:40,774 [laughs] 802 00:38:45,692 --> 00:38:47,346 What was that about? 803 00:38:52,351 --> 00:38:55,049 Bee-see-beep. 804 00:38:55,092 --> 00:38:57,921 Bee-see-beep. 805 00:38:57,965 --> 00:38:59,532 Bee-see... 806 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:03,405 Beep! 807 00:39:03,449 --> 00:39:05,581 Block, block. Block it like it's hot. 808 00:39:07,366 --> 00:39:08,671 [cuckooing] 809 00:39:08,715 --> 00:39:11,195 [shouting] 810 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,068 [laughing] 811 00:39:14,111 --> 00:39:17,376 A curse! 812 00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:21,945 A curse! 813 00:39:23,338 --> 00:39:25,471 ♪ Look around, everybody going 814 00:39:25,514 --> 00:39:28,212 ♪ Going, going, going going somewhere ♪ 815 00:39:28,256 --> 00:39:30,432 ♪ Take your time pay attention ♪ 816 00:39:30,476 --> 00:39:33,392 I will not take some gun-toting, 817 00:39:33,435 --> 00:39:36,438 drug peddling, egotistic low life as my king. 818 00:39:36,482 --> 00:39:38,440 [Chief] Is that so? 819 00:39:38,484 --> 00:39:40,747 -[glass shattering] -Oh, my God! 820 00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:43,793 What is this-- Oh my! Wahab! 821 00:39:43,837 --> 00:39:46,361 And you are their mother! What type of ass-- 822 00:39:46,405 --> 00:39:48,058 I mean, what type of mother 823 00:39:48,102 --> 00:39:50,278 lays out with her daughters like this? 824 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:53,455 -The kind that wants a tan. -[Chief] Not the point! 825 00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:56,893 Okay, okay. What is it with Africans and bikinis? I've seen National Geographic. 826 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,982 You guys are okay with bare titties hanging everywhere. 827 00:39:59,026 --> 00:40:00,549 -But a bikini-- -[Chief] That is different. 828 00:40:00,593 --> 00:40:02,812 You are seeing Watusis 829 00:40:02,856 --> 00:40:05,424 and Pygmies in the middle of the jungle. 830 00:40:05,467 --> 00:40:07,469 Do you go shopping in Africa and go, 831 00:40:07,513 --> 00:40:10,429 "Oh, look, there are some titties." No, you do not. 832 00:40:10,472 --> 00:40:12,474 Maybe you would be in a better mood if we did. 833 00:40:12,518 --> 00:40:17,740 Your daughter will stand trial for her insolence. And that is that. 834 00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:20,047 -You know what? Maybe we should give them a show, let's push! -No! 835 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:21,788 Wahab, no. No, I cannot. 836 00:40:21,831 --> 00:40:23,616 I cannot! I cannot! 837 00:40:23,659 --> 00:40:26,401 [Wahab] We don't have to take this matter that far. 838 00:40:26,445 --> 00:40:28,751 What we want is to keep them apart. 839 00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:31,798 If we make foolish resolutions, it will become an issue. 840 00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:34,975 I am convinced the young lady has gotten the message. 841 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,585 On the contrary, she must be punished. 842 00:40:36,629 --> 00:40:38,239 She's but a little girl. 843 00:40:38,282 --> 00:40:40,981 A little girl with the mind of an old woman. 844 00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:42,939 Do not underestimate her. 845 00:40:44,332 --> 00:40:47,596 Welcome to the proceedings of the Royal Court, 846 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,033 where matters regarding the King, 847 00:40:50,077 --> 00:40:53,994 his family and estate are handled exclusively. 848 00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:55,082 [screaming] 849 00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,692 [men shouting] 850 00:40:56,736 --> 00:40:58,781 Rise! On your feet! 851 00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:00,522 [Pewee] Yeah, rise on your feet! 852 00:41:00,566 --> 00:41:01,915 Oh, damn! 853 00:41:03,699 --> 00:41:05,571 I didn't really mean to crash the party and all that 854 00:41:05,614 --> 00:41:08,051 but I ain't gonna have a seat. Stay down. 855 00:41:08,095 --> 00:41:09,966 What's up, shawty? 856 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:12,621 Can you give the King a little kiss on the cheek real quick? 857 00:41:14,884 --> 00:41:16,407 Don't worry, we got plenty of time for all that. 858 00:41:16,451 --> 00:41:21,282 Your "shawty" is on trial. 859 00:41:21,325 --> 00:41:24,546 She called you a gun-toting, 860 00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:27,593 drug-dealing low life from America. 861 00:41:30,334 --> 00:41:32,032 She did nothing wrong. 862 00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:35,122 Everything she said is true. Let her be. 863 00:41:37,385 --> 00:41:38,473 So, you're free to go. 864 00:41:40,823 --> 00:41:41,868 Go ahead. 865 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:56,665 -What did you do, man? -[man] I... 866 00:41:56,709 --> 00:41:57,797 I stole a tuba. 867 00:41:59,668 --> 00:42:02,976 My ailing mother and I have had nothing to eat for three days. 868 00:42:03,019 --> 00:42:05,587 [Sebastian] This man has done nothing wrong. 869 00:42:05,631 --> 00:42:07,633 He's just hungry. 870 00:42:07,676 --> 00:42:09,199 Immoral acts. 871 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,462 What did you do? 872 00:42:11,506 --> 00:42:14,161 I featured in a music video that I... 873 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:19,166 I gave a guy a hug that wasn't even promising. And... 874 00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:21,951 they said I should be punished. 875 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:27,609 ["Anya" by Rayge Smith] 876 00:43:07,388 --> 00:43:09,477 I need you to teach me the ways of the people. 877 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,697 I'm just a girl, Your Majesty. The Chiefs-- 878 00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:14,525 Just help me to see it the way you see it. 879 00:43:14,569 --> 00:43:17,050 -Your Majesty... -You don't even have to call me Majesty. 880 00:43:17,093 --> 00:43:20,662 Listen, I understand that you may not agree that I'm your king, 881 00:43:20,706 --> 00:43:22,882 -but it's fine. -But you are a king. 882 00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:24,666 You've shown us all today. 883 00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:26,320 Listen, I'm not who you think I am. 884 00:43:27,843 --> 00:43:31,934 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith] 885 00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:51,911 Hey, the King is here! 886 00:43:51,954 --> 00:43:54,653 [cheering] 887 00:43:54,696 --> 00:43:57,394 Hey! What's up, shawty? 888 00:43:57,438 --> 00:44:00,615 Is that PCB? We trying to block all the people coming in here? 889 00:44:02,269 --> 00:44:05,098 Is that the High Priestess? Priestess, what are you doing in the club, Priestess? 890 00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:07,709 This is so boring in here. What kind of party you guys be holding out? 891 00:44:07,753 --> 00:44:09,755 See, this is only for royalty. 892 00:44:09,798 --> 00:44:11,147 And the diplomats. 893 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,758 Listen, this is my kingdom. 894 00:44:12,801 --> 00:44:14,542 It cannot be boring. You got to be popping. 895 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:17,023 [crowd cheering] Yeah! 896 00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:18,677 [Sebastian] Come on, man. Let's get this party started. 897 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,288 [cheering] 898 00:44:21,331 --> 00:44:23,986 Hey, DJ, play a song. 899 00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:27,424 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith] 900 00:44:39,175 --> 00:44:43,963 If the French, Spanish, British, Italians never portioned up into regions and countries, 901 00:44:44,006 --> 00:44:46,443 we would be in Africa with no borders. 902 00:44:46,487 --> 00:44:49,229 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith continues] 903 00:44:52,972 --> 00:44:55,017 True, without all their nihilism. 904 00:44:55,061 --> 00:44:57,367 They just sail right in and put a piece-- 905 00:44:57,411 --> 00:45:00,240 "I claim this land in the name of the Queen." 906 00:45:00,283 --> 00:45:03,678 ["Ebor [Peace]" by Rayge Smith continues] 907 00:46:47,913 --> 00:46:49,610 [cheering] 908 00:46:49,653 --> 00:46:52,874 [applauding] 909 00:47:00,969 --> 00:47:04,103 [Chief] So, as long as we can strike deals with them 910 00:47:04,146 --> 00:47:07,889 that to not put us in an unfavorable position, then we are good. 911 00:47:07,933 --> 00:47:10,761 [Sebastian] All right, give me-- give me one second. Give me one second. 912 00:47:12,981 --> 00:47:14,765 -Yo, man. What's up, man? -What's up, guys? 913 00:47:14,809 --> 00:47:16,506 I mean, we came over here for a purpose. 914 00:47:16,550 --> 00:47:18,639 And now it seems like your purpose ain't our purpose. 915 00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:20,728 Every time we see you, bro, you're either with that girl 916 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,556 or with these Chiefs or whatever. 917 00:47:22,599 --> 00:47:24,340 Come on, man. You got to understand me, man. 918 00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:26,038 I'm trying to make good decisions for the people here. 919 00:47:26,081 --> 00:47:27,691 -Nigga, who are you, Marcus-ass Garvey? -Listen. 920 00:47:27,735 --> 00:47:29,258 -Come on, nigga, this is fake. You know this. -No. 921 00:47:29,302 --> 00:47:30,912 Don't say that word no more, man. 922 00:47:30,956 --> 00:47:32,914 We don't use words like "Niggas" out here, man. 923 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:36,048 -Who are you, man? -I'm the same person, I ain't changed. 924 00:47:36,091 --> 00:47:37,658 Nigga, you've changed. 925 00:47:37,701 --> 00:47:40,313 -Come on, man. -You ain't the same, bro. 926 00:47:40,356 --> 00:47:44,752 [somber music] 927 00:47:45,709 --> 00:47:49,931 So, let me ask you. So if we decided to partner up with these oil companies, 928 00:47:49,975 --> 00:47:52,716 they're giving us a lot of money for every man, woman and child? 929 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,851 Yes, Your Majesty, but I was hoping we could develop the land. 930 00:47:56,895 --> 00:48:00,942 What's more important, skyscrapers and pavements or food and water for the people? 931 00:48:00,986 --> 00:48:02,770 Food and water for the people. 932 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:07,427 Did you know that $25 billion can eradicate poverty? 933 00:48:07,470 --> 00:48:10,952 Let's say, we take every drone and every bomb, 934 00:48:10,996 --> 00:48:14,390 and convert it into fish and bread for the people. 935 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:15,478 Where is Keke? 936 00:48:15,522 --> 00:48:17,611 Your Majesty, that is absurd 937 00:48:17,654 --> 00:48:21,267 to have a girl in meetings about affairs of state. 938 00:48:21,310 --> 00:48:23,660 How do you expect our youth to grow into developing 939 00:48:23,704 --> 00:48:26,228 our own country, if we don't teach them now? 940 00:48:26,272 --> 00:48:30,015 It's only in Africa, where a president can be in office 50 years. 941 00:48:30,058 --> 00:48:31,755 Only in Africa. 942 00:48:32,669 --> 00:48:35,063 -[man 1] Who go at? -[man 2] Yeah, we go at! 943 00:48:35,107 --> 00:48:38,980 [suspenseful music] 944 00:48:55,344 --> 00:49:00,610 On behalf of the King, we welcome you to our land. 945 00:49:00,654 --> 00:49:04,527 Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Wanker. 946 00:49:04,571 --> 00:49:06,616 [Chad Wanker] Uh, thank you. It's, uh... 947 00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:10,446 It's "Wan-kay." It's actually Dutch. 948 00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:12,057 [clears throat] But apart from that... 949 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:16,583 [stutters] myself and Douglas completely agree 950 00:49:16,626 --> 00:49:20,935 that our notion here today 951 00:49:20,979 --> 00:49:24,765 is that everything that we put forward and suggest 952 00:49:24,808 --> 00:49:26,897 is for the benefit... 953 00:49:27,986 --> 00:49:30,510 of the people of this great nation and its Chiefs. 954 00:49:30,553 --> 00:49:32,164 -[Douglas] Hear! Hear!. -Thank you. 955 00:49:32,207 --> 00:49:34,688 [Prince Kessiena] Your... Majesty. 956 00:49:34,731 --> 00:49:37,038 If you ask me, I'll say, do this. 957 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:40,824 With my position, I'll support however I can. 958 00:49:40,868 --> 00:49:43,871 I do not need anything. It's okay, I don't want anything from them. 959 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,440 Why haven't you pointed out how the people will benefit directly? 960 00:49:48,963 --> 00:49:52,184 How about the land that can no longer be farmed on, 961 00:49:52,227 --> 00:49:56,318 or the water is that no longer can harbor fish due to toxic waste from the oil? 962 00:49:56,362 --> 00:49:57,928 -Your Majesty! -Mr. Wanker. 963 00:49:57,972 --> 00:49:59,104 It's "Wan-kay". 964 00:49:59,147 --> 00:50:01,410 She has a great point. 965 00:50:01,454 --> 00:50:04,196 Well, we would seriously give some se-- 966 00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,025 consideration to implementing some of these changes, 967 00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:09,853 but I think that what we need 968 00:50:09,897 --> 00:50:17,035 is a primary conciliation before we make secondary concessions. 969 00:50:17,078 --> 00:50:19,167 And I'd just like to point out that 970 00:50:19,211 --> 00:50:22,388 you and all of your counsel would be considered 971 00:50:22,431 --> 00:50:25,391 founder members, which entitles you 972 00:50:25,434 --> 00:50:27,349 to a golden handshake as it were. 973 00:50:27,393 --> 00:50:30,048 Sort of what they used to call "dash." 974 00:50:30,091 --> 00:50:34,139 You see, how we look at it is that if we look after the Chiefs, 975 00:50:34,182 --> 00:50:36,358 there's a sort of trickle down effect. 976 00:50:36,402 --> 00:50:39,231 The last night, I actually took a look at that proposal you gave me. 977 00:50:39,274 --> 00:50:41,929 You know, I be reading sometimes, you know what I'm saying? 978 00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:45,106 But that look exactly like the same proposal 979 00:50:45,150 --> 00:50:47,500 that y'all just offered my neighboring country. 980 00:50:47,543 --> 00:50:49,110 And you know what's so funny? 981 00:50:50,155 --> 00:50:53,767 I studied that same exact contract when I was in college. 982 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:54,942 It's a joint venture, right? 983 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:56,161 That's right, Your Majesty. 984 00:50:56,204 --> 00:50:57,684 Y'all get 45%... 985 00:50:58,946 --> 00:51:01,122 we get 55%. 986 00:51:01,166 --> 00:51:04,082 Sounds really good, but only problem with that is 987 00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:08,564 your 45% is on the gross, and ours is on the net. What's up with that? 988 00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:11,480 The exploration of exploitation 989 00:51:11,524 --> 00:51:13,961 -has to be bought. By us. -By who? 990 00:51:14,004 --> 00:51:16,224 If y'all bearing all the costs, 991 00:51:16,268 --> 00:51:18,879 why are y'all deducting before y'all give us our share? 992 00:51:18,922 --> 00:51:21,795 It's-- it's sort of par for the course. 993 00:51:21,838 --> 00:51:24,363 Uh, we wouldn't share the profits 994 00:51:24,406 --> 00:51:27,409 until we've paid for costings, it's... 995 00:51:27,453 --> 00:51:31,196 It's like a-- um, operational expenses. 996 00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,806 How do we know what you're spending 997 00:51:32,849 --> 00:51:35,025 this "operational cost?" 998 00:51:36,462 --> 00:51:38,812 You actually came here in a private jet. 999 00:51:39,856 --> 00:51:42,816 And I know you got kids. I mean, tuitions ain't cheep. 1000 00:51:42,859 --> 00:51:45,079 And goddamn, with that suit. 1001 00:51:45,123 --> 00:51:47,821 I've seen those before, that's like, $5000 plus. 1002 00:51:47,864 --> 00:51:50,780 Who's to say that you won't take those luxuries 1003 00:51:50,824 --> 00:51:53,914 and make them a part of your "operational costs"? 1004 00:51:53,957 --> 00:51:56,786 Can I just say, Your Majesty, 1005 00:51:56,830 --> 00:52:02,792 that there will be a certain amount of operational expenses 1006 00:52:02,836 --> 00:52:06,840 eligible for yourself and all of your Chiefs, 1007 00:52:06,883 --> 00:52:10,496 prior to us assessing whether we're going to profit. 1008 00:52:10,539 --> 00:52:13,281 -Sounds like a bribe. -Uh, sort of part par for the course. 1009 00:52:13,325 --> 00:52:15,240 Yeah, we're fair dinkum, Your Majesty. 1010 00:52:15,283 --> 00:52:18,591 How about I just hire you guys for exploration? 1011 00:52:19,548 --> 00:52:21,681 Because there's a lot of oil companies out here 1012 00:52:21,724 --> 00:52:26,164 that'd be very, very glad to be paid just for taking on the bidding, 1013 00:52:26,207 --> 00:52:27,295 like the Chinese. 1014 00:52:28,253 --> 00:52:29,645 Bastard Chinese. 1015 00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,865 [whimsical music] 1016 00:52:35,564 --> 00:52:37,044 All right, you two. 1017 00:52:38,306 --> 00:52:40,439 Tell me exactly what the heck is going on. 1018 00:52:41,788 --> 00:52:44,704 [man] Well, Mr. Vice President, let's start first. 1019 00:52:45,661 --> 00:52:51,798 "Sabia," in classic Greek, means prophetess or priestess. 1020 00:52:51,841 --> 00:52:55,149 In Greek mythology, it was said that a priestess 1021 00:52:55,193 --> 00:52:57,412 saved the Pharaoh of Egypt, 1022 00:52:57,456 --> 00:53:00,850 along with a substantial portion of the ruling dynasty 1023 00:53:00,894 --> 00:53:03,201 when Alexander the Great's armies invaded Egypt. 1024 00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:07,379 Now, she did this by leading them across the Sahara, 1025 00:53:07,422 --> 00:53:09,772 to the forested areas of West Africa. 1026 00:53:09,816 --> 00:53:14,299 What does this have to do with US national security, huh? 1027 00:53:14,342 --> 00:53:16,126 [woman] Well, sir, it doesn't. 1028 00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:18,390 But in a way, it does. 1029 00:53:18,433 --> 00:53:22,959 So, according to this prophecy, the mythology 1030 00:53:23,003 --> 00:53:25,788 is that the Oracle has been to the US before. 1031 00:53:25,832 --> 00:53:29,836 To the colony of Virginia, before this country was founded. 1032 00:53:29,879 --> 00:53:33,056 Now, the Oracle is a divine spirit 1033 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:36,495 who guides through the Priestess, they're one and the same. 1034 00:53:36,538 --> 00:53:39,933 And the Priestess in 1619, 1035 00:53:39,976 --> 00:53:42,588 led the royal family out of West Africa 1036 00:53:42,631 --> 00:53:45,678 across the Niger River, across the Atlantic Ocean, 1037 00:53:45,721 --> 00:53:48,115 and to the colony of Virginia. 1038 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:50,770 In order to escape the invasion of West Africa 1039 00:53:50,813 --> 00:53:53,686 by the Portuguese and Spanish during the slave riots. 1040 00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:59,474 Greece, Africa, Virginia... 1041 00:53:59,518 --> 00:54:01,259 Fake news. 1042 00:54:01,302 --> 00:54:03,130 That's what I'm getting. 1043 00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,263 This sounds like other stories, fairy tales. 1044 00:54:05,306 --> 00:54:08,744 You know what I need from you two? I need proof. Where's the proof? 1045 00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:12,879 All right, Mr. Vice President, let's start here, a little closer to home. 1046 00:54:12,922 --> 00:54:14,576 The Society of Friends. 1047 00:54:14,620 --> 00:54:17,318 That was the beginning of the abolitionist movement 1048 00:54:17,362 --> 00:54:18,754 here in the United States. 1049 00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:22,062 Now, they were founded in 1776, 1050 00:54:22,105 --> 00:54:28,155 in reaction to when the Oracle and the prophecy was omitted 1051 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:30,592 from the draft of the American Constitution. 1052 00:54:30,636 --> 00:54:32,638 Now, the same Society of Friends, 1053 00:54:32,681 --> 00:54:34,901 several decades later, 1054 00:54:34,944 --> 00:54:37,382 they commissioned a statue of civility. 1055 00:54:37,425 --> 00:54:40,385 And when it's finished, they ship it to Washington D.C. 1056 00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:43,910 and they give it to President Lincoln as a gift. 1057 00:54:43,953 --> 00:54:46,042 It sparked the Emancipation Proclamation. 1058 00:54:47,130 --> 00:54:49,045 And subsequently the Civil War. 1059 00:54:49,089 --> 00:54:52,092 After the assassination of President Lincoln, 1060 00:54:52,135 --> 00:54:56,183 President Johnson sent the sculpture to New York, and signed an executive order 1061 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:59,534 to classify all documents and records of the Oracle 1062 00:54:59,578 --> 00:55:02,320 and the Priestess, as well as the prophecy. 1063 00:55:02,363 --> 00:55:04,844 Those records have been sealed since 1870. 1064 00:55:04,887 --> 00:55:08,326 Look, I can't take this fairy tale to the President. 1065 00:55:08,369 --> 00:55:10,023 Okay? I need evidence. 1066 00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:11,981 I need concrete proof. 1067 00:55:12,025 --> 00:55:13,548 Where is the proof? 1068 00:55:13,592 --> 00:55:16,377 The proof is in the base of the statue. 1069 00:55:16,421 --> 00:55:20,207 In the marble is chiseled Sabalia's prophecy. 1070 00:55:21,426 --> 00:55:24,342 Anything else? What was the prophecy? 1071 00:55:24,385 --> 00:55:28,215 -Hmm? -Prophecy was that she would return in 400 years. 1072 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:29,999 And when was this 400 years? 1073 00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:32,741 [man] This year, sir. The year 2020. 1074 00:55:34,439 --> 00:55:38,573 Well, I need to see this prophecy for myself. 1075 00:55:38,617 --> 00:55:42,011 I'm not gonna take anything to the President that's not concrete. 1076 00:55:42,055 --> 00:55:45,014 And if you say that it's in marble, I want to see it in marble. 1077 00:55:45,058 --> 00:55:46,755 Where is it again? 1078 00:55:46,799 --> 00:55:48,844 [man] We understand the statue is in the basement 1079 00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:51,325 of the Metropolitan Museum in New York. 1080 00:55:51,369 --> 00:55:52,935 All right. 1081 00:55:52,979 --> 00:55:54,197 Well, that's where I'll be. 1082 00:55:55,503 --> 00:55:56,678 I'm gonna be there in an hour. 1083 00:55:56,722 --> 00:55:57,636 Thank you. 1084 00:55:57,679 --> 00:56:00,595 [calm music] 1085 00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:03,381 Nigga crazy. I think he really thinks his kingdom came. 1086 00:56:03,424 --> 00:56:05,905 [laughs] Acting like he's been Marcus Garvey. 1087 00:56:05,948 --> 00:56:08,211 -[laughs] He's-- -Oh! Shit. Do you think I'm a fool, man? 1088 00:56:08,255 --> 00:56:10,736 Come on. We came out here to have a good time and this fool want to-- 1089 00:56:10,779 --> 00:56:12,346 want to rule the kingdom? 1090 00:56:12,390 --> 00:56:13,782 -Right? -She's got giraffes and shit. 1091 00:56:13,826 --> 00:56:16,132 We know your real name's Sebastian! 1092 00:56:16,176 --> 00:56:17,873 Your name ain't no damn Akon! 1093 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:20,789 -Ass, yeah. Sebastian... [laughs] -Yeah. 1094 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:25,185 You got these motherfuckers fooled, you ain't got us fooled! Tell your guards that. 1095 00:56:25,228 --> 00:56:27,317 -Let's get out of here before the guards come. -[stutters] 1096 00:56:27,361 --> 00:56:29,102 -Oh, shit. Let's go. -This got you tripping. 1097 00:56:30,016 --> 00:56:32,148 Psst. Put that shit out, man. Put it out! 1098 00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:42,420 [suspenseful music] 1099 00:56:46,902 --> 00:56:47,947 Got your back. 1100 00:56:49,078 --> 00:56:49,992 Let's see. 1101 00:56:52,430 --> 00:56:53,735 You little rebel. 1102 00:56:55,171 --> 00:56:57,478 -Are you sure that's him? -Positive. 1103 00:56:57,522 --> 00:57:00,394 That's fine, if you want to show him. 1104 00:57:00,438 --> 00:57:02,135 -Is it good? -Ah, it's better than good, mate. 1105 00:57:02,178 --> 00:57:03,528 You're not gonna believe this. 1106 00:57:04,703 --> 00:57:07,140 [laughs] Well, well. 1107 00:57:07,183 --> 00:57:11,318 Oh! Straight A student scholarship all the way to postgrad at UCLA. 1108 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:14,016 -Goldman Sachs. -Until he went to prison. 1109 00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:17,890 After he got out, no one would hire an ex-con, so he was the one who did this. 1110 00:57:17,933 --> 00:57:19,413 Name's Sebastian. 1111 00:57:20,458 --> 00:57:21,981 Wait, how does he come up with Akon? 1112 00:57:23,548 --> 00:57:25,593 -Wanker. -It's "Wan-kay." 1113 00:57:25,637 --> 00:57:28,248 No, no, I mean this prick. Just look at him. 1114 00:57:28,291 --> 00:57:30,555 Well, it's not him. 1115 00:57:32,861 --> 00:57:34,341 He's pretending to be someone else. 1116 00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:38,301 All we need to do is threaten to expose his scam. 1117 00:57:38,345 --> 00:57:40,782 If the locals found out the truth, they'd probably eat him. 1118 00:57:42,349 --> 00:57:44,873 Phone that horsehair waving buffoon, 1119 00:57:44,917 --> 00:57:46,788 Chief what's-his-name, and tell him 1120 00:57:46,832 --> 00:57:49,487 -we're about to make him a king. -[woman] I'm on it. 1121 00:57:49,530 --> 00:57:53,360 [suspenseful music] 1122 00:57:55,362 --> 00:57:58,974 -Wanker! -Hey, hey, tosser! 1123 00:57:59,018 --> 00:58:01,673 [cheering] Yee-hee! 1124 00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:08,288 ["Bwa" by Witem & Pchris feat. Baky] 1125 00:58:10,986 --> 00:58:13,815 [Prince Kessian] Fantastic, Mr. Wanker. 1126 00:58:13,859 --> 00:58:17,950 All right, fine, Mr. "Wan-kay" Good news, good news. 1127 00:58:17,993 --> 00:58:19,778 I'm really happy about this. 1128 00:58:20,953 --> 00:58:22,476 [cows mooing] 1129 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,697 [sirens wailing] 1130 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:30,266 ["Bwa" by Witem & Pchris feat. Baky continues] 1131 00:58:44,846 --> 00:58:48,894 I'm the King, but if you knew what I was gonna tell you, you wouldn't call me that. 1132 00:58:48,937 --> 00:58:52,593 You've told us all you've been locked up for being a drug dealer. 1133 00:58:52,637 --> 00:58:54,943 I'm not a drug dealer, okay? 1134 00:58:54,987 --> 00:58:57,642 I had four joints that I was holding for friends at a party. 1135 00:58:58,556 --> 00:59:00,383 For four joints? 1136 00:59:00,427 --> 00:59:02,211 As delicate as those little fingers. 1137 00:59:02,255 --> 00:59:04,083 But listen, that's beside the point. 1138 00:59:04,126 --> 00:59:07,303 Your Majesty! This is important. 1139 00:59:07,347 --> 00:59:08,217 Yo. 1140 00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:12,134 My nigga. I'm-- My nigga, I need to holla at you. 1141 00:59:12,178 --> 00:59:14,702 Yo. What did I tell you about that word, man? Why are you still using it? 1142 00:59:15,790 --> 00:59:16,835 Come on, man. 1143 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:20,316 Your Majesty. I need to talk to you. 1144 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,624 -All right, talk to me. Tell me what you got to tell me. -I can't. 1145 00:59:23,668 --> 00:59:26,540 What do you mean you can't? Of course you can. I just said to tell me what-- 1146 00:59:26,584 --> 00:59:27,933 Dude, I'm just tired of hiding shit! 1147 00:59:27,976 --> 00:59:29,978 -Yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah. 1148 00:59:31,719 --> 00:59:32,938 What's this, man? 1149 00:59:35,114 --> 00:59:39,379 I just saw them and they asked me to confirm all this and I couldn't lie. 1150 00:59:39,422 --> 00:59:41,250 -Your Majesty? -Later, later. 1151 00:59:42,730 --> 00:59:44,210 -Your Majesty. -Later! 1152 00:59:46,081 --> 00:59:48,257 Just-- just leave me for a minute. 1153 00:59:48,301 --> 00:59:49,258 Leave! 1154 00:59:50,259 --> 00:59:54,612 [dramatic music] 1155 00:59:55,656 --> 00:59:57,658 Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Your Highness. 1156 00:59:57,702 --> 01:00:00,705 -King... King... King Sebastian, isn't it? -Look. Look, look. 1157 01:00:00,748 --> 01:00:02,707 -Isn't that ironic? -[stutters] I can explain. 1158 01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:05,405 He was the Roman saint bludgeoned to death in the Senate, 1159 01:00:05,448 --> 01:00:08,756 in front of his own emperor. That's apt, isn't it? 1160 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,150 Now, I'm sure you can explain. I'm all ears. 1161 01:00:11,193 --> 01:00:14,153 So is the population and half of the UN. 1162 01:00:14,196 --> 01:00:17,765 Now, we have adjusted our offer, as you requested. 1163 01:00:17,809 --> 01:00:20,899 It now includes a first class plane ticket, 1164 01:00:20,942 --> 01:00:26,339 a passport and a very generous compensation package upon signature. 1165 01:00:26,382 --> 01:00:29,647 Now, we withhold this information for 24 hours, 1166 01:00:29,690 --> 01:00:34,129 by which time you will be a millionaire, out of jail, 1167 01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:37,872 and still in one piece, leaving us to crack on. 1168 01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:39,569 Pleasure doing business with you. 1169 01:00:45,619 --> 01:00:49,579 [somber music] 1170 01:00:58,632 --> 01:01:01,330 [birds chirping] 1171 01:01:01,374 --> 01:01:02,810 Are you crazy? 1172 01:01:02,854 --> 01:01:04,812 They're offering you millions of dollars. 1173 01:01:04,856 --> 01:01:07,467 All you got to do is sign the paper and we're rich! 1174 01:01:07,510 --> 01:01:09,382 We go back to America, we're balling. 1175 01:01:09,425 --> 01:01:12,602 Dawg, it's the first time that we felt home being somewhere. 1176 01:01:12,646 --> 01:01:14,953 We ain't got to watch our back. We ain't got to hustle. 1177 01:01:14,996 --> 01:01:17,129 These people accepted us as family, bro. 1178 01:01:17,172 --> 01:01:19,305 What are you talking about? You're not even the real king! 1179 01:01:19,348 --> 01:01:20,915 I just can't do it. 1180 01:01:20,959 --> 01:01:23,265 You see? See, Pewee has some damn sense. 1181 01:01:23,309 --> 01:01:25,093 That's why he got the hell up out of here. 1182 01:01:25,137 --> 01:01:27,182 I'm your only friend! 1183 01:01:27,226 --> 01:01:30,446 I'm all you have left here, bro, it's right here. 1184 01:01:30,490 --> 01:01:32,057 Let's get the money and let's leave. 1185 01:01:33,101 --> 01:01:34,102 I just can't. 1186 01:01:35,538 --> 01:01:37,497 They're gonna kill you, man. 1187 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:39,151 And I ain't gonna be here when they do. 1188 01:01:40,413 --> 01:01:43,111 Look, they offered me a plane ticket and some cash. 1189 01:01:43,155 --> 01:01:46,027 I'm gonna take it. [laughs] I'm going. 1190 01:01:46,985 --> 01:01:48,421 Sebastian. 1191 01:01:50,815 --> 01:01:52,120 He's right, you know. 1192 01:01:54,862 --> 01:01:59,171 They'll kill you. In the room, if you say anything, 1193 01:01:59,214 --> 01:02:00,694 they'll tear you apart. 1194 01:02:02,087 --> 01:02:03,479 These people are animals. 1195 01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:08,310 This ain't the ghetto. This is the jungle. 1196 01:02:11,009 --> 01:02:12,227 Mr. President. 1197 01:02:13,185 --> 01:02:16,275 Every bit of information I come across 1198 01:02:16,318 --> 01:02:20,192 points to the Oracle being real and very powerful. 1199 01:02:20,235 --> 01:02:23,499 It's an entity who works through a divine and chosen Priestess. 1200 01:02:24,544 --> 01:02:28,287 2000 years ago, she saved the Pharaoh and the ruling dynasty 1201 01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:31,856 from the destruction of the armies of Alexander the Great. 1202 01:02:31,899 --> 01:02:35,468 And for over 1000 years, they lived in peace and prosperity 1203 01:02:35,511 --> 01:02:37,557 on the banks of the Niger River. 1204 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,820 Until about 1619, 1205 01:02:39,864 --> 01:02:43,258 when the Portuguese and Spanish invaded Western Africa. 1206 01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:46,653 It was at this time during this invasion that the Oracle 1207 01:02:46,696 --> 01:02:48,611 saved the royal family 1208 01:02:48,655 --> 01:02:51,832 by sailing them across the Atlantic Ocean to Virginia. 1209 01:02:51,876 --> 01:02:53,921 Do you really believe this, Malcolm? 1210 01:02:53,965 --> 01:02:55,880 Uh, yes, sir. 1211 01:02:56,881 --> 01:02:59,100 It's written in stone at the Metropolitan Museum. 1212 01:02:59,971 --> 01:03:01,363 I've seen it with my own eyes. 1213 01:03:03,278 --> 01:03:06,891 I believe it's as if the Oracle has revealed this information to us, 1214 01:03:06,934 --> 01:03:10,242 and that we never would have known otherwise. 1215 01:03:10,285 --> 01:03:12,418 It's sort of like the, uh, 1216 01:03:12,461 --> 01:03:14,463 story of Joseph in the Bibles. 1217 01:03:14,507 --> 01:03:17,336 So, what would you advise I do? 1218 01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:20,556 Well, about this situation, I'd... say one thing. 1219 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,471 It's an election here, sir. 1220 01:03:22,515 --> 01:03:25,953 [clears throat] And this could be very helpful politically. 1221 01:03:25,997 --> 01:03:28,390 It's in our best interest to... 1222 01:03:28,434 --> 01:03:30,653 protect Sebastian. 1223 01:03:30,697 --> 01:03:34,919 Help him rebuild Africa as a way of reparations for 1224 01:03:34,962 --> 01:03:39,140 400 years of slavery and oppression in America. 1225 01:03:39,184 --> 01:03:43,188 And I believe with this effort this will help the African-American vote 1226 01:03:43,231 --> 01:03:45,451 to go back to the Republican Party. 1227 01:03:46,887 --> 01:03:50,499 Mr. President, history would remember you 1228 01:03:50,543 --> 01:03:53,589 as the man who made Africa great again. 1229 01:03:53,633 --> 01:03:55,722 I mean, do you understand that, sir? 1230 01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:59,900 You will do the one thing that nobody has ever done 1231 01:03:59,944 --> 01:04:02,120 in the history of the world. 1232 01:04:02,163 --> 01:04:05,079 Made Africa a whole sovereign nation. 1233 01:04:05,123 --> 01:04:09,301 And given it its own independence from White European influence. 1234 01:04:09,344 --> 01:04:12,565 What's so great about this Alejandro guy? 1235 01:04:12,608 --> 01:04:14,523 And why do they call him great? 1236 01:04:14,567 --> 01:04:17,918 -He's, uh, a conqueror-- -I think he's Alexander the Liar. 1237 01:04:19,137 --> 01:04:23,010 -Yes. -He never met the Priestess in the Libyan desert. 1238 01:04:23,054 --> 01:04:24,925 I'm the chosen one. 1239 01:04:24,969 --> 01:04:27,928 -The Priestess returns during my presidency. -Yes. 1240 01:04:27,972 --> 01:04:30,713 I'll be the greatest president in the history of the world. 1241 01:04:30,757 --> 01:04:34,892 Europe's been sucking the breast of Africa for far too long. 1242 01:04:34,935 --> 01:04:38,286 400 years is long enough. We're cutting off their aid. 1243 01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:40,941 And a few other parts, if you get my drift. 1244 01:04:40,985 --> 01:04:43,161 [laughs] 1245 01:04:43,204 --> 01:04:45,903 I told the European leaders at the NATO meeting, 1246 01:04:45,946 --> 01:04:47,600 especially the French president, 1247 01:04:47,643 --> 01:04:50,385 the US will no longer spend taxpayer money 1248 01:04:50,429 --> 01:04:52,431 protecting their interests in Africa anymore. 1249 01:04:52,474 --> 01:04:55,477 I'll withdraw all US troops from Africa. 1250 01:04:55,521 --> 01:04:56,914 You know what? 1251 01:04:58,089 --> 01:05:00,830 I never liked President George Washington. 1252 01:05:00,874 --> 01:05:05,226 Some third rate historians claim that he's the richest president of all time. 1253 01:05:05,270 --> 01:05:07,576 Well, I'm here to tell you that he's not. 1254 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:10,449 I'm the richest president of all time. 1255 01:05:10,492 --> 01:05:13,017 George Washington had plantations. 1256 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:15,715 He was a slave owner and he was racist. 1257 01:05:15,758 --> 01:05:19,414 I didn't like that other fella either. Jefferson. 1258 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,852 -The one that had sex with all the Black girls. -Yeah. 1259 01:05:22,896 --> 01:05:25,507 I really loved President Abraham Lincoln. 1260 01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:30,730 He freed the slaves and won the war. And I love winners. 1261 01:05:30,773 --> 01:05:33,602 That was a great win for the United States. 1262 01:05:33,646 --> 01:05:36,301 -The Civil War. -[chuckles] I love his attitude. 1263 01:05:36,344 --> 01:05:39,347 I never liked President Andrew Johnson. 1264 01:05:39,391 --> 01:05:42,698 Sleazy, crazy Johnson's what I like to call him. 1265 01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:46,659 I bet he had something to do with the assassination of President Lincoln. 1266 01:05:46,702 --> 01:05:50,576 My foundation has donated so much 1267 01:05:50,619 --> 01:05:52,578 to the Metropolitan Museum. 1268 01:05:53,796 --> 01:05:56,234 Can-- can I see your pictures? 1269 01:05:56,277 --> 01:05:58,366 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1270 01:05:58,410 --> 01:06:01,369 We have a picture of the Priestess. 1271 01:06:01,413 --> 01:06:04,198 [groans] She's pretty hot. 1272 01:06:04,242 --> 01:06:06,113 When do I get to meet her? 1273 01:06:06,157 --> 01:06:07,462 Very soon. 1274 01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:10,030 This is her now. 2020. 1275 01:06:10,074 --> 01:06:12,990 I don't know what she uses, maybe a lot of cocoa butter. 1276 01:06:13,033 --> 01:06:14,556 -[President] Yeah. -There's another one right here. 1277 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,430 The statue of her in Metropolitan Museum. 1278 01:06:18,473 --> 01:06:19,997 She's not wearing a bra. 1279 01:06:20,998 --> 01:06:22,695 I'm sorry, sir. 1280 01:06:22,738 --> 01:06:26,090 She'll be back in 400 years to choose a king. 1281 01:06:26,133 --> 01:06:28,440 These are the maps of her travels, 1282 01:06:28,483 --> 01:06:30,572 leading them from the area of Egypt 1283 01:06:30,616 --> 01:06:33,706 down to the Niger River. 1284 01:06:33,749 --> 01:06:35,882 Did you draw this? 1285 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:37,057 I did, actually. 1286 01:06:38,102 --> 01:06:41,105 And here's a map of Africa. 1287 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:46,110 We get Sebastian to unite all these nations here. 1288 01:06:46,153 --> 01:06:47,763 -Hmm. -When you do that, sir, 1289 01:06:47,807 --> 01:06:50,418 you will be the greatest man in history. 1290 01:06:50,462 --> 01:06:52,638 I'll be the greatest president of all time, won't I? 1291 01:06:52,681 --> 01:06:54,422 All time, sir. 1292 01:06:54,466 --> 01:06:58,383 You will be the one man who made Africa great again. 1293 01:06:58,426 --> 01:07:02,735 [calm music] 1294 01:07:03,823 --> 01:07:05,477 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1295 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,306 I-- I have, I have-- What do you call one of them? 1296 01:07:08,349 --> 01:07:10,003 -Hi-- uh, Holiness. -Your Holiness. 1297 01:07:10,047 --> 01:07:12,962 I don't think that we've actually been introduced. 1298 01:07:14,486 --> 01:07:16,531 I know who you are, Mr. Wanker. 1299 01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:19,752 Uh, it's "Wan-kay", um... Wow. [chuckles] 1300 01:07:19,795 --> 01:07:22,363 It seems I underestimated His Majesty 1301 01:07:22,407 --> 01:07:26,150 and I may have underestimated his people. 1302 01:07:26,193 --> 01:07:29,240 So I suppose what I'm asking you for is, uh... 1303 01:07:30,632 --> 01:07:32,765 Would you furnish me with some advice? 1304 01:07:33,766 --> 01:07:37,161 You don't seem to try to understand his people. 1305 01:07:38,249 --> 01:07:40,207 Ever heard of emotional intelligence? 1306 01:07:42,253 --> 01:07:43,776 Bye, Mr. Wanker. 1307 01:07:45,691 --> 01:07:47,301 Bye. 1308 01:07:47,345 --> 01:07:50,565 "Wan-kay." I, um... understand the people. 1309 01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:54,003 Look that up. 1310 01:08:00,053 --> 01:08:02,621 Uh, hello, Your Majesty. 1311 01:08:02,664 --> 01:08:06,059 I am Vice President Malcolm Youngblood. 1312 01:08:06,103 --> 01:08:09,976 I'm honored to call you on behalf of the President of the United States. 1313 01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:12,109 He wishes to congratulate you. 1314 01:08:12,979 --> 01:08:15,895 Mr. President is so proud, as is the entire nation, that 1315 01:08:15,938 --> 01:08:19,681 that an American citizen was chosen to become king. 1316 01:08:21,074 --> 01:08:23,468 And, Your Majesty, on a personal note, 1317 01:08:23,511 --> 01:08:25,470 I just wanted to say this is, uh... 1318 01:08:27,211 --> 01:08:28,864 the happiest day of my life. 1319 01:08:28,908 --> 01:08:32,172 ["Baby" by Rayge Smith] 1320 01:08:32,216 --> 01:08:33,260 Where are they? 1321 01:08:34,914 --> 01:08:37,134 -How you dey? How-- -[woman] I dey! 1322 01:08:38,135 --> 01:08:40,702 -How you dey? -I dey! 1323 01:08:41,921 --> 01:08:45,968 -I understand the people. How you dey? -Hey! 1324 01:08:51,887 --> 01:08:54,151 Fellow Americans, 1325 01:08:54,194 --> 01:08:56,370 as you may all be aware, 1326 01:08:56,414 --> 01:09:01,375 the news of the arrival of the Oracle to our nation 1327 01:09:01,419 --> 01:09:04,335 has been on all major news and social media. 1328 01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:09,122 I've just received a briefing from the National Security Council 1329 01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:11,603 that it is indeed true 1330 01:09:11,646 --> 01:09:16,651 that an American citizen has been chosen by the Oracle 1331 01:09:16,695 --> 01:09:20,829 to be the new king in the Kingdom of Africa. 1332 01:09:20,873 --> 01:09:24,006 I have spoken with His Majesty the King 1333 01:09:24,050 --> 01:09:27,401 and I have told him how proud I am, 1334 01:09:27,445 --> 01:09:32,276 as is the entire nation to have an American king. 1335 01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:36,410 Tonight... I signed the executive order 1336 01:09:36,454 --> 01:09:40,197 that authorizes Vice President Youngblood 1337 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,938 to lead a White House delegation, 1338 01:09:42,982 --> 01:09:45,811 along with congressional leaders, 1339 01:09:45,854 --> 01:09:50,250 to Africa for the coronation of the new king. 1340 01:09:50,294 --> 01:09:54,211 I've also put forth an executive bill to Congress... 1341 01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:59,216 called the African Renaissance and Reparation Act. 1342 01:09:59,259 --> 01:10:04,482 Requesting Congress to gift $1 trillion to the American King. 1343 01:10:05,352 --> 01:10:08,877 This will be used to protect and rebuild Africa 1344 01:10:08,921 --> 01:10:11,837 as a form of reparations 1345 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,622 for 400 years of slavery. 1346 01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:17,277 May God bless the United States of America... 1347 01:10:18,322 --> 01:10:20,715 and make Africa great again. 1348 01:10:26,025 --> 01:10:29,289 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith] 1349 01:10:59,711 --> 01:11:03,932 [speaking in foreign language] 1350 01:11:06,065 --> 01:11:07,371 [speaking in foreign language] 1351 01:11:16,554 --> 01:11:18,295 [speaking in foreign language] 1352 01:11:18,338 --> 01:11:20,688 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith continues] 1353 01:11:51,676 --> 01:11:53,025 [speaking in foreign language] 1354 01:12:19,747 --> 01:12:22,228 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith continues] 1355 01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:42,901 [speaking in foreign language] 1356 01:12:45,512 --> 01:12:47,035 [speaking in foreign language] 1357 01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:50,299 [speaking in foreign language] 1358 01:12:51,170 --> 01:12:56,480 [speaking in foreign language] 1359 01:12:59,918 --> 01:13:03,269 [speaking in foreign language] 1360 01:13:05,184 --> 01:13:09,101 [speaking in foreign language] 1361 01:13:10,972 --> 01:13:12,278 [speaking in foreign language] 1362 01:13:19,067 --> 01:13:22,723 [crowd cheering] 1363 01:13:24,638 --> 01:13:28,686 ["Special Woman" by Rayge Smith continues] 1364 01:13:48,662 --> 01:13:52,231 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith] 1365 01:14:48,156 --> 01:14:52,117 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith continues] 1366 01:15:41,035 --> 01:15:44,430 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith continues] 1367 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:17,071 ["African Boy" by Rayge Smith continues]