1 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,855 I know I'm the last person that you want to hear from right now, Chris, 2 00:00:21,879 --> 00:00:24,679 I can't apologize enough for... 3 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,441 I know that you're mad, but from the bottom of my heart... 4 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,560 I really am sorry, I'm just trying to... 5 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,520 What were you gonna say? 6 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,679 I was saying... 7 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,799 I am just trying to apologize! 8 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,920 And I just thought you were my fucking friend! 9 00:00:56,439 --> 00:00:59,000 Set me up to take the fall and then you try to send me to prison, 10 00:00:59,079 --> 00:01:00,576 and you think "I'm sorry" is gonna cut it? 11 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,280 - "Cut it!" - Dude, we're off it! 12 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,359 - We are? - I am getting so many moral judgments 13 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:07,519 from people who regularly kill people. 14 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:09,319 I don't kill people for nothing, all right? 15 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,376 - When my brother died, I made a vow... - Right, "the vow." 16 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,400 - Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace. - Oh, Jesus. 17 00:01:13,439 --> 00:01:15,959 So, unlike Keith, no one would ever die for no reason again. 18 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,560 Well, that's fucking stupid! 19 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,760 So, you're gonna make it so that death isn't meaningless anymore? 20 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,000 Go fuck yourself! 21 00:01:24,799 --> 00:01:26,079 I read your file, Chris. 22 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:28,959 It was an accident! You were a child! 23 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,280 Don't forgive me, that's fine. 24 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,680 But stop letting that shit define who you are. 25 00:01:38,439 --> 00:01:39,679 Are you guys serious right now? 26 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,840 We just had a really sick time murdering Peacemaker's dad, 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,480 then all these hilarious fart jokes, 28 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,599 just, like, an all-time classic run, 29 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,680 with my best friend, my second-best friend, Eagly, 30 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,159 my fifth best friend, Adebayo, and now you guys are ruining it. 31 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,759 Mom, there are way more Butterflies than we thought 32 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,759 and the whole team is injured. So, I was thinking, like, 33 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,759 maybe you could call in the Justice League? 34 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:41,960 No, I'm not kidding. 35 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:44,439 Can you believe Amanda Waller is her fucking mother? 36 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,159 - Yes. - Do we have time to wait for backup? 37 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,400 No. They're teleporting the creature out of here! 38 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,439 Mom, they're teleporting the creature out of here. 39 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,319 This is our only chance to stop them, 40 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,895 then we're back to square-fucking-one. 41 00:03:54,919 --> 00:03:56,280 Then we're back to square one. 42 00:03:57,479 --> 00:03:58,479 All right. 43 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,800 All right, I will tell her. 44 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:05,120 Fine. My mom says you're in charge 45 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:08,000 and Economos and I should stay back in case anything goes wrong. 46 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,840 Copy, Mom. 47 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,560 Yes, ma'am. 48 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,639 How much longer is it going to be? 49 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,720 The teleporter is nearly installed and functional. 50 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,800 As soon it is, we'll move her to the Eastern Base. 51 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:23,920 Quickly, please. 52 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,520 Forces could arrive any minute, and without her, we're all dead. 53 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,839 If Waller is your mom, why is your last name Adebayo? 54 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,560 I took my wife's name. 55 00:04:33,639 --> 00:04:35,639 Doesn't that make you the girl in the relationship? 56 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,639 We're both girls in the relationship, Adrian. 57 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:40,600 That's what being a lesbian is. 58 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,720 Hey, Peacemaker... 59 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,720 what do these do? 60 00:04:56,319 --> 00:04:58,495 This is Underwater World, allows you to breathe underwater. 61 00:04:58,519 --> 00:05:00,040 Okay, not sure how we can use that. 62 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,920 This one's Scabies For All. Upon activation, 63 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,735 it gives everybody in a one-mile radius scabies, 64 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:05,456 except, of course, the wearer of the helmet. 65 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,759 This one is Anti-Gravity. Allows you to float. 66 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,959 - Aimlessly? - No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me. 67 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,560 This is Sonic Boom. It's the one I used to stop the rocker chick. 68 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:17,399 How many booms does it produce on one charge? 69 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,959 I don't know, three, maybe four. 70 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,519 This one, we should just throw away. 71 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,759 - What is it? - Human Torpedo. 72 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,776 So, you aim your head at whatever you want to destroy 73 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,136 - and you become a... - Human torpedo. 74 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,199 Sweet. 75 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:30,016 Yeah, only sweet if you wanna risk shattering every bone in your body. 76 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,040 It's just a prototype. 77 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:33,239 Okay, so let's say I want to get this Sonic Boom helmet 78 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,720 onto the top of that barn over there without being seen? 79 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,879 Just the helmet itself? 80 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:40,360 No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it and activate it from here. 81 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:42,800 And then maybe you can put on Activate Anti-Gravity 82 00:05:42,879 --> 00:05:44,279 and just float it over there. 83 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,175 - Guys? - Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan, 84 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:48,039 but, you know, once in the jungles of Cambodia, 85 00:05:48,079 --> 00:05:49,576 I used two oversized palm fronds as... 86 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,600 Guys! 87 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:54,399 Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity! Deactivate Anti-Gravity! 88 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,759 Did you say "Activate Anti-Gravity?" 89 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,040 No. Maybe. I don't know. 90 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,519 You can't fucking say that shit! 91 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,480 I didn't know it was that voice sensitive! 92 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,415 Fuck it, no big deal. I didn't just kill the only man who knows how to make it. 93 00:06:09,439 --> 00:06:11,576 You did just kill the only man who knows how to make it. 94 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,399 I know, bro! I was being sarcastic. 95 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,615 If you're gonna be sarcastic, 96 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:16,536 you should really warn people so there's no confusion. 97 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,399 Okay, so how do we get the Sonic Boom Helmet over to the barn? 98 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,255 Well, we can shoot a fishing line over to the barn 99 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,456 from one of these trees here and just let the helmet slide down. 100 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,439 - Like Green Arrow? - No, not like Green Arrow. 101 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,855 That dude goes to Brony conventions 102 00:06:26,879 --> 00:06:28,375 dressed as the back half of Twilight Sparkle 103 00:06:28,399 --> 00:06:30,255 with a four-inch-wide butthole drilled in the costume. 104 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:31,735 Maybe it's so he can breathe properly. 105 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,519 You actually believe that shit? 106 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,040 He has an insane story for every single superhero. 107 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,055 No, I actually heard that's true about Green Arrow. 108 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:40,976 But that's the first thing he's said that's real. 109 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,199 - And Aquaman fucking fish. - Well, yeah, obviously. 110 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,720 Look, it doesn't even matter, we don't have any bows. 111 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,000 But we do have a team member capable of flight. 112 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,680 Get the fuck out. 113 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,279 That's right. Good. Okay. 114 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,800 I need you to take that helmet 115 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,079 and drop it on top of that barn. 116 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:06,480 No way can an eagle understand what you're saying. 117 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,000 Eagly's no ordinary eagle. 118 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,279 No, Eagly, take it. 119 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,839 No, Eagly, just take the helmet. 120 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,680 Take it! Take it. 121 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:21,839 I know you don't like her. 122 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,920 The mean, blonde woman has nothing to do with this. 123 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,000 - No, no. - No. 124 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:27,040 - No. No. - Eagly. Take the helmet. 125 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,800 - Take the helmet. Eagly, take the helmet. - Eagly, take the helmet. 126 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:35,079 Good, Eagly, good. Good boy. 127 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,199 Go, Eagly. 128 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,120 Go to the barn. Go to the barn. 129 00:07:58,079 --> 00:07:59,399 Shit. 130 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:04,199 I knew there was no way he knew what you were talking about! 131 00:08:04,279 --> 00:08:06,160 Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way, 132 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,360 but his biggest flaw 133 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:10,000 is that he commonly overestimates Eagly's abilities. 134 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:12,439 Okay, they could be teleporting this cow at any minute. 135 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:14,759 We need to fan out and look for the helmet. 136 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,560 Easy. Easy. 137 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:35,679 Do you see anything over there? 138 00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:38,639 I saw a squirrel a couple seconds ago. Ants. 139 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,480 No, dude. I'm talking about the helmet. 140 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,720 Well, then you should be more specific. 141 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:45,759 We're looking for a helmet, why do I care if you saw ants? 142 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,799 Because the circle of life, bro. 143 00:08:47,879 --> 00:08:49,759 What do ants have to do with the circle of life? 144 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:51,375 They're one of the most important 145 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:52,519 parts of it. 146 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,240 How are ants a more important part 147 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,720 of the circle of life than, like, fish? 148 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,360 Is that a serious question? 149 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,799 What? 150 00:08:59,879 --> 00:09:01,840 There are shitloads of ants. 151 00:09:01,919 --> 00:09:03,240 How many fish are there? 152 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,639 I don't know! But probably as many as there are ants! 153 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,559 Not in one place 154 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:09,200 at the same time, dude. 155 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:12,799 Okay, I am as confused as fuck by this conversation. 156 00:09:12,879 --> 00:09:15,480 Yeah? Well, welcome to the fucking club! 157 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,200 Fuck. 158 00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:20,639 So... 159 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,320 why'd you change your mind and decide to come? 160 00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:25,919 I saw an eagle hug a human. 161 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,799 So, I thought maybe it was a sign. 162 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,600 - To risk your life? - Yep. 163 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,480 Why wasn't it a sign to, like, run in the opposite direction? 164 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:38,879 Fuck! 165 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:43,440 We're never gonna find this dumb fucking hat. 166 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,759 You thought you could lose me by killing me, boy? 167 00:09:59,879 --> 00:10:03,799 I'm in your head. I'm the reason you kill 168 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,720 and the reason you can't sleep at night. 169 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:08,879 My body may be gone, 170 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,279 but the rest of me is right here! 171 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,720 - And I ain't going nowhere! - Shit. 172 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,696 - The fuck are you doing? - Getting my poison blow gun, fucko. 173 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,120 Well, why don't you just go for your piece, cumstain? 174 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,535 You're metaphorical, douchewad. My gun is real. 175 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:23,895 I don't want the Butterflies to hear. 176 00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:26,720 I almost tricked you, fuck nugget. 177 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:28,759 You didn't trick shit, you ballsack-looking fuck. 178 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,375 I immediately went for my blow gun. 179 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:32,440 I didn't think for a second about going for my gun! 180 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,120 How do you like that? 181 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,080 Thanks for coming back, ghost, 182 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,759 so I could kill you all over again. 183 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:51,279 Smith? 184 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,919 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 185 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,559 Holy shit. 186 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,799 I need you to do something else for me. 187 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,399 Are you fucking kidding me? 188 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,480 The only way for us to get the helmet inside of the barn 189 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,080 is by one of us going in undercover. 190 00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:41,399 They're gonna notice Adebayo and me with these injuries. 191 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,480 Cool. I'll do it. 192 00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:44,336 You can't do it, man. Goff knows what we look like. 193 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,759 I'll wear a funny nose. 194 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,360 John, you're the only one. 195 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,639 I don't even want to be here. And why are these wet? 196 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,559 - I washed them in the creek. - Why? 197 00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:53,479 One of the things us warriors seldom talk about 198 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:55,296 is how often people shit themselves when they die. 199 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,480 It's a touch of gray in the white cloud of kicking ass. 200 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:00,200 So, now, you want me to risk my life while wearing diarrhea pants? 201 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:02,255 Hey, nobody said anything about diarrhea. I said it was shit. 202 00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,559 - Was it diarrhea? - Yes, it was. 203 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,000 John, you can do this. Just act like they act. 204 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,159 - Don't show any expression. - Yeah, like Harcourt. 205 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,679 Eat my dick, Schwarze-never. 206 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:11,600 They're aliens. Do they even speak English? 207 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:13,816 They retain the memories of the bodies they've taken over. 208 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,519 So, they seem to primarily use English when communicating. 209 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,600 Fuck. Fine! 210 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,320 Would you look away? 211 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:21,960 Happily. 212 00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:28,080 - John, you copy? - Yes. Copy. 213 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Don't look back! 214 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,279 They're everywhere. This is fucking stupid. 215 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,799 Remain calm. 216 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,600 Head towards the barn like you know what you're doing. 217 00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:45,039 - Relax your face. - Shut up, I know. 218 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:10,519 Hey! 219 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:13,039 Fuck. 220 00:13:17,039 --> 00:13:18,039 Where are you going? 221 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,840 - I'm going inside. - Why? 222 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:25,559 Fuck! 223 00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:28,840 Because of this bag. 224 00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:30,919 What the fuck does that mean? 225 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,559 Okay. Just wanted to make sure. 226 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,279 How the fuck did that work? 227 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:00,799 Sorry. I have a real bad gag reflex. 228 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,080 Shit. I'm good. 229 00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,480 Would you shut the fuck up? 230 00:14:10,519 --> 00:14:11,519 I can't do this. 231 00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:16,919 - I can't do this. - John, you're already inside. 232 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,159 You're doing great. 233 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:20,639 Please. What's there? 234 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,120 Stairs... 235 00:14:27,759 --> 00:14:28,960 and an elevator. 236 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,279 An elevator's noisy. Head down the stairwell. 237 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,080 Yeah, of course. 238 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:34,840 You head down the fucking stairwell. 239 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:47,799 John, don't creep. You have to act normal, 240 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:49,440 like you're supposed to be there. 241 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,440 We just need you to place the helmet down as low as possible. 242 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,000 Oh, no. 243 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840 John? 244 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,320 John, you copy? 245 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,799 Fuck it. No more kaijus. No more kaijus. 246 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,759 - Fuck this. - John, do you copy? 247 00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:55,120 Jesus fuckin' Christ. 248 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,639 What the fuck is that? 249 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,519 "Cow," my ass. It's a motherfucking caterpillar 250 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,320 the size of the Empire State Building. 251 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,320 Get ready. 252 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,519 We need to get the fuck out of here. 253 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600 Hey! 254 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,080 Fuck. 255 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,200 The man you've taken over. 256 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,799 Why did he do that to his beard? 257 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,399 Do what? 258 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,320 Why did he color his beard all strange like that? 259 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,919 He thought it made him look younger and more handsome. 260 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,919 He never had a girlfriend, 261 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,159 so he thought dying his beard might help. 262 00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:57,879 But he was also lazy... and busy with his job... 263 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,679 and he wouldn't dye his roots regularly. 264 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,920 And when he did, he used the cheapest brand, 265 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,960 because he was incredibly underpaid. 266 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,359 Mostly, though... 267 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,240 he never thought anybody noticed... 268 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,160 until recently... 269 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,240 when one guy said it to him all the time. 270 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,079 Humans can be really pathetic. 271 00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:50,599 Yeah. 272 00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,359 Fine, I dye my beard, all right? 273 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,920 We all know it. I guess I learned my lesson. 274 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,480 L'Oréal probably is worth the extra few bucks. 275 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,559 Hey! 276 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,160 That guy just put this down here! 277 00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:13,799 - Fuck! Do it, now! Do it. - Activate Sonic... 278 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,160 What the fuck? 279 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,400 - How did that even happen? - My hands are sweaty! 280 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,359 Get the fuck off me! 281 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,319 Activate Sonic Boom. 282 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:48,319 No. 283 00:18:58,599 --> 00:18:59,599 Wait. 284 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:10,839 - Now! - Activate Sonic Boom. 285 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,000 Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. 286 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,519 Activate Sonic Boom. 287 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:32,279 No. 288 00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:53,960 Activate Sonic Boom. 289 00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:57,240 Yep, that's it for the charges. 290 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,920 No! 291 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:16,200 Look, I can help. 292 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:17,599 We need you to stay here, Ads. 293 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,680 If something happens to us, you're the only hope. 294 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,559 The fuck am I? 295 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,000 What's the plan, man? 296 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:25,960 Let's go kill a cow. 297 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,559 Chris! Go kill the cow! We'll hold them off here! 298 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,200 Don't fuck with my BFF. 299 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:34,359 Darn it. 300 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,079 - Oh, my God. - What's happening? I can't see. 301 00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:25,000 Harcourt is down! 302 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,319 What? The fuck do we do? 303 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200 Wait, what are you doing? 304 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,495 No, Adebayo. You can't. You'll get hurt! 305 00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:38,919 You can't do this! Hey, what makes you think you can do this? 306 00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:42,480 Because I'm made for this shit. 307 00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:46,519 Dude, God, damn it! You're gonna get hurt! 308 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,240 Fuck. 309 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:53,759 Oh, what the fuck? 310 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200 What the fuck? 311 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,880 Oh, my God! Oh, shit! 312 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,319 What the fuck? 313 00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:38,759 Stay with me. 314 00:24:40,039 --> 00:24:41,039 Help... 315 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:44,799 - Chris. - I have to get you out of here. 316 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,319 - Go. - And do what? 317 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,440 Leota! 318 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,400 Be with me, Baby Jesus. 319 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,240 Okay. 320 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,920 - Goff? - Yeah. 321 00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:23,000 Activate Human Torpedo! 322 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:24,119 Adebayo, no! 323 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,119 Jesus, I told her not to use that one. 324 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,519 Listen to me. I have no reason to hurt you. 325 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,319 Stop fighting. Follow me. 326 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:10,920 Holy cow. 327 00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:12,839 It is. 328 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,599 Good. You found him. 329 00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:27,480 I need three sets of hands to teleport her away from here. 330 00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:28,720 Come again? 331 00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,559 See that switch? I need you to flip that 332 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,216 while Locke and I work these two stations 333 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,440 to teleport the cow to our cavern in Maine. 334 00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:35,696 Why the fuck would I help you? 335 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,456 Because I know that once I tell you the truth, 336 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,160 like I did with Judomaster, you'll join us. 337 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,759 Murn told us the truth already. You've murdered innocent people 338 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:44,759 all over the country by taking them over in your dipshit quest for power. 339 00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:46,200 We're not doing this for power. 340 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,440 We're doing it because we took a vow. 341 00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:01,640 Our kind traveled here from a planet 342 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,000 that had become unlivable. 343 00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:06,000 Your planet had the habitat we needed, 344 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:08,799 water to drink, and air to breathe. 345 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,319 Your food couldn't sustain us, but... 346 00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:14,599 that's why we brought her. 347 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,559 The cow would help the last of our people survive 348 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,880 for another hundred years. 349 00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:24,200 But not long after we arrived, 350 00:29:24,279 --> 00:29:25,495 we realized the people of Earth 351 00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:26,839 were on the exact same trajectory 352 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,039 as our people had been, 353 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:32,160 ignoring science in favor of populist leaders who tell you that the floods 354 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,960 and the fires and the disease are unrelated to your own actions, 355 00:29:35,759 --> 00:29:37,640 valuing profit over survival, 356 00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:41,039 treating minor inconveniences as assaults on your freedom. 357 00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:44,680 And so, we made a vow to do anything we could 358 00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:45,920 to change your future. 359 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,640 We made a vow to make the choices for you 360 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,960 that you were incapable of making on your own, 361 00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:53,880 to save your people and your world, 362 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,759 no matter how many lives it cost us. 363 00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:03,799 Murn disagreed with our methods. 364 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,440 He didn't think we had the right to impose our will. 365 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,480 But you're one of us, 366 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,480 Christopher Smith. 367 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,559 Please, God... 368 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,000 I'll do whatever you want me to do... 369 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,200 for peace. 370 00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:35,480 Thank you for feeding me and talking to me 371 00:30:35,559 --> 00:30:36,920 and showing me kindness. 372 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:41,279 I see who you are and I see your character. 373 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,160 I tried telling you yesterday, in the jar. 374 00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:48,759 Peace sign. 375 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,680 Please, fulfill your calling. 376 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,200 Be the Peacemaker. 377 00:30:59,599 --> 00:31:01,720 Join us in saving your planet. 378 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,480 What do you say? 379 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:10,759 Activate Human Torpedo. 380 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:12,559 What? 381 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,440 Sorry, Goff. 382 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:32,440 What the fuck? 383 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,400 Fucking disgusting! 384 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,640 Thank you. 385 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,960 Hey, guys, what's up? 386 00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:13,279 You're late, you fucking dickheads! 387 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:19,279 Go fuck another fish, asshole. 388 00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:23,640 I'm so fucking sick of that rumor. 389 00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:27,079 It's not a rumor. 390 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,720 Fuck you, Barry. 391 00:33:51,359 --> 00:33:52,359 Let's go. 392 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,119 Dr. David, telephone, please. 393 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,039 Dr. David, telephone, please. 394 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,880 Dude, you're shot. You gotta be admitted. 395 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,719 I'm fine, seriously. All I need is a good nap. 396 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,480 Did you hear all that stuff Goff said? 397 00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:25,519 Yep. 398 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,000 Did I just... 399 00:34:32,519 --> 00:34:33,519 kill the world? 400 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,199 Maybe. 401 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:40,519 Or maybe you just gave us a chance to make our own choices 402 00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:42,280 instead of our bug overlords. 403 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,639 Why did you choose not to help them? 404 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,960 Because of your proto-fascist, libertarian idea of freedom? 405 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,159 Because I knew they'd hurt you and the others if I did. 406 00:35:05,559 --> 00:35:06,559 Yeah. 407 00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:09,960 I'm sorry I betrayed you. 408 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 I know. 409 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,840 Where you going? 410 00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:27,679 To do the right thing. 411 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,320 Ads. 412 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:33,199 Don't tell V, but... 413 00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:36,079 after Eagly... 414 00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:38,639 you're my BFF. 415 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,199 Yes, that does mean Christopher Smith never wrote any diary. 416 00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:17,480 Both the Peacemaker 417 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,360 and the costumed crime fighter, Vigilante, were working in a deep-cover operation 418 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,480 for the U.S. Government called "Project Butterfly." 419 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,920 This is all part of a black-ops program known as "Task Force X," 420 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,400 where convicted criminals are undertaking dangerous missions 421 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,039 for the United States in exchange for time off their sentences. 422 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,079 It's been running for years out of Belle Reve prison, 423 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:44,440 under the command of a... 424 00:36:45,639 --> 00:36:48,079 of a woman named Amanda Waller... 425 00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:51,360 - What the fuck? - ...who happens to be my mother. 426 00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:57,159 Now, I'm calling for an immediate investigation 427 00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,079 - into these inhumane... - Mr. Smith? 428 00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:00,400 ...abuses of power. 429 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,519 I heard you've been out there for days. 430 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,000 Fuck it! Go! 431 00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:12,519 Fuck! 432 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,280 If you're gonna be sarcastic, you should really warn people, 433 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,679 - so there's no confusion. - What? 434 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,239 For instance, like, I'm about to be sarcastic, okay? 435 00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:25,119 - Okay. - You're not fat at all. 436 00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:27,280 - See? - Why are you all so obsessed 437 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,760 - with my physical appearance? - Sarcasm. 438 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,119 I haven't noticed you eating way more corn chips 439 00:42:32,199 --> 00:42:33,615 than any one human being should eat, 440 00:42:33,639 --> 00:42:35,920 and I'm not worried that you're gonna die. 441 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,400 But I am worried that you're gonna die. 442 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,480 Thanks.