1 00:00:05,089 --> 00:00:07,633 Previously in The Suicide Squad... 2 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:10,219 This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. 3 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:11,429 His father was a soldier 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,098 who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born. 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,433 You fail to follow my orders 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,101 and I detonate the explosive device 7 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,227 in the base of your skull. 8 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:19,645 Your mission 9 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:23,441 is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish. 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,026 I cherish peace with all my heart. 11 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,446 I don't care how many men, women, and children 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,614 I need to kill to get it. 13 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,240 Who are you going to show that to? 14 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:32,616 Press. People deserve to know. 15 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,076 I can't let you do that, Colonel. 16 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,411 Miss Waller charged me with making sure 17 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:36,746 those records don't level this building. 18 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,548 "Peacemaker." What a joke. 19 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,892 Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city, 20 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,603 and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can. 21 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,188 Not our problem. We've achieved the objective. 22 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,317 What are you doing, Task Force X? 23 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,444 Turn around now, goddamn it! 24 00:01:08,528 --> 00:01:10,655 This is your last motherfuckin' warning! 25 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:15,827 Task Force X. 26 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,830 Your clearest path is Calle Aguero. 27 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,966 You're shot and a building falls on you, 28 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:33,636 and all you have to replace is a clavicle? 29 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,096 You're the luckiest man alive. 30 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,891 - Can I ask you something, Doc? - Sure. 31 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:41,018 Can you maybe up the contrast on the X-ray a little more 32 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,478 to show the definition in my muscles? 33 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:44,146 This makes me look like one of those guys 34 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,231 who works out only thinking about bulk. 35 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,316 I put a lot of time into my small muscle groups, 36 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,695 and according to this, it was just... wasted effort. 37 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,739 It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris. 38 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,366 You've healed well, 39 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,868 but you're still gonna have to take it easy. 40 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,579 Try to avoid lifting your right elbow 41 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:00,830 - above your shoulder. - Sure. 42 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:02,290 So, as long as you agree 43 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:04,333 to keep up with the physical therapy, 44 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,210 I'm discharging you. 45 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:08,295 So, I can leave? 46 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:12,174 Go home. 47 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:14,802 Enjoy life. 48 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,565 Psst. 49 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,108 Jamil! 50 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,277 I don't have any weed on me, man. 51 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,196 - That was a one-time thing... - It's not that, man. 52 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,698 Doctor said I was free to go. 53 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:41,329 - Congratulations? - Jamil, you cool? 54 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,539 - What does that mean? - Dude, can I trust you? 55 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,082 - No. - No? 56 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,459 Uh, I don't know you, man! 57 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:48,502 - Dude, I really need somebody I can trust... - Don't trust me, man. 58 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,713 We smoked weed together, man. I was in a fuckin' wheelchair! 59 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,256 I can't pretend like that wasn't a nice moment, 60 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,591 but that doesn't make me trustworthy. 61 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,425 - I ain't trustworthy worth shit. - What? 62 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,385 Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? 63 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:57,803 I went to MIT. I don't like the responsibility. 64 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,056 - You went to MIT? - Oh, yeah. 65 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:01,724 - The fuck are you doing here? - That's my fucking point, man! 66 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,100 Why aren't you listening to me? 67 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,019 Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy, 68 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,396 just let me ask you a question, and don't tell anybody about it, okay? 69 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,898 I would never betray a secret. 70 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,108 That is the opposite of everything you've been saying. 71 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,110 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 72 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,154 - For what? - Superhero shit. 73 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:18,449 - You're a superhero? - Yeah. 74 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,283 You're kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren't you? 75 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,118 Bulky? What the fuck you mean, "bulky"? 76 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,536 Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body. 77 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,455 - They're ready to go. - I'm ready to go! 78 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,791 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 79 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,793 - Get outta here, motherfucker! - You a fan? 80 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,962 There's no superhero called Peacemaker. 81 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,755 - Dude, I'm fuckin' famous. - Not that famous. 82 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,340 - Aquaman, he's famous. - Fuck Aquaman! 83 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,176 No, man, don't say that. Why say that? 84 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,803 He bangs chicks? Good for him. 85 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,554 He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that. 86 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,974 He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far. 87 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,977 - Aquaman fucks fish? - Yeah. 88 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,520 I don't believe it. 89 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,479 A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, 90 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,690 said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back 91 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,316 so he can have his way with a sturgeon. 92 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,317 I refuse to believe that. 93 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,820 And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 94 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,114 is lying to me for no reason. 95 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,783 Fine. If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for? 96 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:01,826 Integrity. 97 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,828 I made a vow to have peace, 98 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,663 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 99 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,416 - Oh, Peacemaker! - Yes! 100 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,376 - You're that racist superhero! - No! 101 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,503 You only kill minorities, man! 102 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,504 I killed a fair amount of white people too! 103 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,173 The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say! 104 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,466 - If somebody's committing a crime... - Yes? 105 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,261 ...am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is? 106 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,013 No. But you need to watch white people 107 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,889 as closely as you watch people of color, 108 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,850 so you see more of them committing crimes! 109 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,851 Fine. That's... That's a good point. 110 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,477 I will trust white people less in the future, 111 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:31,814 and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied? 112 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,694 Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need? 113 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,653 Doctor said I was free to go, 114 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:39,447 so technically, I should go back to prison. 115 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,366 What I need to know is, 116 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,367 on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me? 117 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:46,620 Not that I heard of, man. 118 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:49,290 - No cops outside, nothin'? - I ain't seen no cops. 119 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,418 I'm thinkin'... I can just go? 120 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,756 Why not? 121 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:30,122 Guy's a total douchebag. 122 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:51,435 Go. Drive. 123 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:07,201 Yes! 124 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,302 - Oh. - I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now. 125 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,346 We made it. Hey. Come on. 126 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,347 Yes. 127 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:54,058 Does this look like James Bond to you? 128 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,228 - Come on. - Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub, 129 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:58,479 and some Octopussies and shit. 130 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,649 Okay, girl, you better not be getting any Octopussies 131 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,067 while we're up here. 132 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,360 What is an Octopussy anyway? 133 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,446 Uh, that's who Maud Adams played in the movie. 134 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,698 Okay, so she had eight pussies? 135 00:08:09,782 --> 00:08:11,242 As far as I know, she only had one pussy. 136 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,452 - That's just her name. - Okay. 137 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,455 This might be a good time for me to bring up... 138 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:18,916 I've been thinkin'. 139 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,919 If we have a kid, I'd like to name her Octopussy. 140 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:26,882 - Oh, is that so? Really? - Yes so. And if it's a boy, 141 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:29,134 - Sharknado. - Oh, okay. 142 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,719 Well, I hope then that it's a boy, 143 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:33,347 because, um, I don't think my parents would be too happy 144 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:35,099 with a granddaughter named "Octopussy." 145 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,433 - Really? 'Cause I think... - Yeah. 146 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,686 ...Lois and Chuck would love that. 147 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,984 What's wrong? 148 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,655 This job of yours, it might be dangerous, or... 149 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:53,117 They got me filing papers and making reservations. 150 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,160 I hope it stays that way. 151 00:08:55,244 --> 00:09:01,250 Keeya, this is just a paycheck. It's just for now. 152 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,460 I know that I'm not made for this shit. 153 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,838 I'll save up a little, then we'll go back home. 154 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,715 - Okay. - Okay? 155 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,758 - You promise? - I got you. 156 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,719 I got you back. 157 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:20,519 I gotta go. 158 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,565 - Right now? - Yeah. 159 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,567 - Okay. Love you. - Love you too. 160 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,535 - Here? - Yeah. 161 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,122 Oh. 162 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:42,166 So, uh... 163 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,336 So I have this. It's, uh, it's Corto Maltese money. 164 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,671 But I have no idea how much it is. 165 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:51,550 Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy. 166 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,178 Make a game of it. Take it to the bank. 167 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,388 See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents, 168 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:57,931 but maybe it's a million bucks. 169 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,351 It ain't a million bucks. 170 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:02,603 What's in the bag? 171 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:13,590 Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck. 172 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:45,456 Dad? 173 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:47,624 Fuck! 174 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,307 Yo, man, 175 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,975 it's Vigilante, what up? 176 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,145 Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a team-up tonight. 177 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,147 Peacemaker! 178 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,065 Uh, It's your BFF Vigilante here. 179 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,400 What's goin' on, man? 180 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,027 Uh, what do you say we go cruise 181 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:15,861 some crime and some bitches, 182 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,488 whichever comes first? Uh, BFF stands 183 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,115 for "Best Friends For..." 184 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,116 P, it's V! 185 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,453 Are you watching this game, dude? It is so... 186 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,746 Dude, uh, 187 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,372 I realize in that last message, uh, 188 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,042 I called you P and me V, 189 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,835 as if you were a penis and I was a vagina. 190 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,421 Uh, that, like, definitely was... It was not my intention... 191 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,758 Peacemaker, it's Vigilante. I just got the scoop 192 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:41,261 on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight! 193 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,763 - Let's go down there... - Dude, don't be saying that shit on my phone, man! 194 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,348 - What the fuck? - ...motherfuckers' heads off! 195 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,520 Stay where you are, Smith. 196 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,239 Fuck. 197 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,158 Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true! 198 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:06,787 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My life fuckin' sucks. 199 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:06,954 I mean... 200 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,706 Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu... 201 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:13,335 I'm... I'm... I'm good. I'm fucking... I'm good. 202 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,878 Fuck! 203 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,880 You only served four years of your 30-year sentence, 204 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,550 and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? 205 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,220 Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people! 206 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,221 No one ever told you to kill Flag. 207 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,723 Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure 208 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,392 those Project Starfish files didn't get out. 209 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,018 I made the only choice I could. 210 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:33,188 Funny, for you, how often the only choice and killing people coincides. 211 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,731 What the fuck is he doing? 212 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:38,235 I have low blood sugar, okay? So I'm dizzy. 213 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,570 You showed you were loyal. 214 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,072 You're a born killer with expertise 215 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,241 in every weapon known to humankind, 216 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,910 and you've had experience in black ops around the globe, 217 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,163 so I'm giving you the chance to stay out of prison 218 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,374 - and work for me. - And you are? 219 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,501 Name's Murn. 220 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,545 - Clemson Murn? - That's right. 221 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,923 I report directly to Amanda Waller. 222 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,884 This is Harcourt, who you may know 223 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,761 from Waller's team at Belle Reve. 224 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,222 She'll be your handler in the field. 225 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:09,016 John Economos, who you may also know, 226 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,267 is tech and tactics. 227 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,893 Hey, dude, you're eating four-year-old olives 228 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,563 out of my fuckin' fridge. 229 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,940 And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo, 230 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,734 which means she'll be doing most everything else. 231 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,987 Glad to be here. Ready to kick some ass, sir. 232 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,865 And really lookin' forward to gettin' to know all of you. 233 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,826 Even you, Peacemaker. 234 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,954 Uh, even though you're not the best guy in the world. 235 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,915 And Economos, you seem like you're very easy to talk to. 236 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,793 So I look forward to working with you. 237 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,588 Harcourt, I feel like, because we're the only women here, 238 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,298 we have to have each other's back. 239 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,925 Anything you need, I got you. 240 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:48,472 And, Mr. Murn, I have to say your outfits are really dapper. 241 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,141 I'm really excited to be here, and I promise 242 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,893 you're not gonna regret this. 243 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,603 I know inside my mind 244 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,772 I'm not supposed to be giving a speech, 245 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,983 but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so... 246 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,320 Close mouth. I'm bitin' my tongue right now. 247 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,114 Not gonna talk again. 248 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,283 I'm done talking. 249 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,329 What's the op? 250 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,538 Domestic situation, 251 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,166 known as Project Butterfly. 252 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,834 As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative 253 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,503 with the case file names. 254 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,172 Project Starfish was a giant walkin' starfish. 255 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,299 So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? 256 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,511 I am? 257 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,554 I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with? 258 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,181 That's not what it is. 259 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,891 - Can I get a jetpack? - No. 260 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,851 How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra 261 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:35,852 - without a jetpack? - It's not a Mothra. 262 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,979 Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, 263 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,815 'cause you got me all excited about it. 264 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,650 We need you to do contract work. 265 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,861 - Kill people? - Bad people. 266 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,739 - Whom we call Butterflies. - What if I say no? 267 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:48,740 You'll have to return to Belle Reve. 268 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,742 What's to keep me from splittin'? 269 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,119 We still have that bomb in your head 270 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,454 to track you with, and if that fails, 271 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,081 we'll blow you the hell up. 272 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,174 We'll meet you for dinner tonight. 273 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,634 Seven-thirty at... Where is it? 274 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,594 Fennel Fields on Manchester Road. 275 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,347 - And the mozzarella sticks... - ...are dope. 276 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,434 Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard. 277 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,060 - It's not dyed. - Oh, yeah, sure. 278 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,147 Hard edge of two-tone gray and Magic Marker brown, 279 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,566 - that's natural. - No. 280 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,567 I'll be there. 281 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,736 I just gotta swing by my dad's and get Eagly. 282 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,113 Who's Eagly? 283 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,074 Don't you do your research? He's my sidekick. 284 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,414 You that Peacemaker guy? 285 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,167 - Yeah. - Evil supervillain. 286 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,544 Not a supervillain. That's a misconception. 287 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,504 I'm a superhero. 288 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,465 Batman is a superhero. 289 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,801 Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin' 290 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,302 - in his fuckin' garden. - Joe who? 291 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,304 Point is just 'cause some other dumb motherfucker is out there 292 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,974 with shears, clippin' roses, doesn't mean you aren't, huh? 293 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:38,975 If you're gonna make up a person, 294 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,561 why make up a person with such a long name? 295 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,688 I'm so sorry, 296 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,357 I don't spend all my fucking time 297 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,525 thinking of realistic-sounding last names, 298 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,735 you wrinkly old fuck! 299 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,697 Hey, Dad. 300 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,203 Fuck you. 301 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,498 Below their lying, 302 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,167 liberal human faces 303 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,128 lurk extraterrestrial beings, 304 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,256 who want nothing other than our civilization to fail! 305 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,175 They are among us. 306 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,885 I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you 307 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,637 chattin' up my fruity neighbors? 308 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,764 Guy was talking to me! He was being a total 'nad. 309 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,726 - Got out of prison. - You don't say? 310 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,019 It's been kind of a rough go for me lately, Dad. I was... 311 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,022 laid out in the hospital for, like, five months. 312 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,073 Somebody shot me. A building fell on me. 313 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,742 You let somebody shoot you? 314 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,244 It's not like I invited him to come shoot me, Dad. 315 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,080 Pathetic. 316 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,716 - New lamp? - Huh? 317 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:58,388 - The... The lamp, is it new? - No. It's three months old. 318 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,725 - Been in prison for four years. - Don't make it no newer. 319 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,517 You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. 320 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,686 It was still on. 321 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,646 I've been paying for service for years 'cause you forgot. 322 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,232 Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up 323 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,191 - and went to prison? - That's not what I'm sayin'. 324 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,776 - Then what are you sayin'? - It's my service. 325 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,696 - I got no money. - Jesus Christ. 326 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,239 You're a fuckin' pussy. 327 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,285 - You been takin' Eagly out? - Yeah. 328 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,495 Where is he? 329 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,754 Eagly. 330 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,016 Who's a good boy? 331 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:48,897 Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? 332 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,442 Dad, look how excited he is. 333 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,321 Dad, he's just awesome, right? 334 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,867 He's... He's hugging me. 335 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:02,953 He's hugging me. 336 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,748 This is fuckin' amazing. 337 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,793 Dad! Grab my phone, I don't wanna move. 338 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,712 Dad? 339 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,464 Dad? 340 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,301 You think it makes this noise all the time? 341 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,678 Yeah, I don't know. 342 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,768 Hey, new girl, get your shit off there. 343 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,311 Damn. 344 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,981 This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle. 345 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,319 I don't know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller, 346 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,238 but she's definitely fucking me and John with this gig. 347 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,574 What agency did you get transferred from? 348 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,534 "Fucking you" how? 349 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,620 We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish, 350 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,456 and this is her way of getting back at us. 351 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,666 Yeah, I don't think so. 352 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,001 Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John. 353 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,004 Well, she's entitled to her opinion. 354 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,756 - Thank you. - Her stupid fuckin' opinion. 355 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,259 Oh, sweet, we have a piano. That's useful for black ops. 356 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,722 This is the worst HQ of all time. 357 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,018 You guys hear that, right? It's not just me? 358 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,686 - We hear what? - The fuckin' pi... Oh. 359 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,646 Nice gaslighting. 360 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,712 You'll get a kick out of this, Dad. 361 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,969 Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big, 362 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,429 tough motherfucker, mercenary, all these weapons and shit. 363 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,391 We find out he's got a rat phobia. 364 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,393 And not just... 365 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,228 Not just any phobia. I mean like pure terror, 366 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,440 screamin' like a little girl. 367 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,859 And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher, 368 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,986 she controls rats! 369 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,238 And, Dad, Dad, you know how he got the phobia? 370 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,240 Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it. 371 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,243 He was tortured! His own father tortured him 372 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,745 by lockin' him in a crate 373 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,747 for 24 hours with nothing but starving rats! 374 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,709 Right? 375 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,252 We... 376 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:19,672 He had these horrible acne scars. 377 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,674 Scars! - PEACEMAKER: Yeah! Yeah, but they weren't! 378 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:25,178 They were rat bites from when the rats 379 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,806 would gnaw at his flesh when he was a little kid! 380 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,307 That's... It's funny, right? 381 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:33,269 Dad? 382 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,772 I'll get... I'll get water. 383 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,614 Here, here, here. 384 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:51,162 Hmm. 385 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,455 - This fag that was afraid of the rats... - Yeah. 386 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,917 Please God don't tell me he was the one who shot you. 387 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,096 You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese 388 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:08,304 is confidential. 389 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:15,478 How did my fucking sperm... 390 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,233 grow into a nancy boy like you? 391 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,822 Look, I just came by to get Eagly 392 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,323 and see if you had another helmet for me. 393 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,344 This one has full-body force field. 394 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,223 This has sonic blast capabilities. 395 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,769 You need to breathe underwater, then this is the one for you. 396 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,105 And, uh, this one has X-ray vision. 397 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,486 I didn't make these things while you were in prison. 398 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,988 These are all from before. 399 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:09,115 I know. 400 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,992 I never gave you a second thought 401 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,619 - while you were in there. - Fine. 402 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,205 Just tell me which one you think is best? 403 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,373 I hesitate giving you any helmet, 404 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,376 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 405 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,546 But what the fuck? If you can do some good with it, 406 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:27,091 maybe take out a couple of commies, some Blacks, 407 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,343 or papists, or a kike, or something. 408 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,221 Better than sittin' in this fuckin' closet. 409 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,349 Dad, that's not my thing. Um... 410 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,893 I do what I do to st... stop criminals, 411 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,645 - not a specific... - Yeah, sure. 412 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,905 So I forgot to close the balcony door, 413 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,697 and when I came home, 414 00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,908 my living room was full of pigeons. 415 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,117 Are you kidding me? 416 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,912 No. There was like ten of 'em, and they shit all over my couch. 417 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:56,621 No. This guy. 418 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:01,918 Did this dipshit really show up 419 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,420 in full cosplay mode? 420 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,588 This is the guy Waller's giving us? 421 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,675 - I told you she's fucking us. - She's not fucking us. 422 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,343 Is that an eagle in his back seat? 423 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,928 She's fucking us. 424 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,432 Hi, sir, welcome in. 425 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:19,519 Oh, I'm with them. Can I just grab a menu, please? 426 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,104 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 427 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,612 Hey. Scooch. 428 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,700 Why are you in your costume? 429 00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:36,828 Costume? This is a uniform. And it's brand new, 430 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:37,870 so I gotta stretch it out, 431 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:40,206 make it more comfortable before I go on a mission. 432 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,625 Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that 433 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,793 on a mission? 434 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,503 A bright red shirt and white pants 435 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,464 aren't exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows. 436 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,633 People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts. 437 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,219 What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts? 438 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,140 Why is there a bald eagle in your car? 439 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,309 That's Eagly. You guys ordered without me? 440 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:03,062 - "Eagly" is your pet eagle? - Yeah. 441 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,606 Is your dog named Doggy? 442 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,568 - All right. - Do you have a daughter named Daughtery? 443 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,029 Jealous of a guy's pet eagle much? 444 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:13,990 Hey, sweet-cheeks! 445 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:14,949 Can you take my order real quick? 446 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:16,701 - Sorry... - Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you? 447 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,872 Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles. 448 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,249 - Zoodles. Good choice. - Thank you. 449 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,085 "Good choice." 450 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:34,886 - Zoodles are zucchini noodles. - "Sweet cheeks"? 451 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:35,803 Seriously, dude? 452 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,180 She had cherubic cheeks. It's a compliment. 453 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,474 "Sweet cheeks" is your butt. 454 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:40,808 - No, it's not. - It is. 455 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:43,144 It's like calling somebody, I don't know, "sugar tits." 456 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,480 That's totally inappropriate. 457 00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,899 Her tits are way too big to be sugar tits. 458 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,693 Sugar tits are, like, smaller, perkier tits. Like... 459 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,654 yours. Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too... 460 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,323 - Oh, yeah? - ...but somehow that also feels inappropriate. 461 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,449 All right, Peacemaker. That's enough. 462 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,160 You don't have to be happy with this detail, 463 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,703 but you do have to treat your fellow soldiers 464 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,164 - with respect. - Yeah? Heard plenty of stories 465 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,707 about how you treat people with respect, Murn. 466 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,709 Plenty. 467 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,669 Why is that busboy staring at you? 468 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:14,133 I think that's my friend Gut Chase's younger brother. 469 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,178 He has mental issues. 470 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,520 Thank you. Just the old shell game. 471 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,438 - Take this home. Study it. - What is it? 472 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,816 It's the dossier on the first target. 473 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,945 - U.S. Senator? - Don't look at it here. 474 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,863 Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat 475 00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:36,656 to the safety of American citizens. 476 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,411 Oh, my God, could you at least take you helmet off? 477 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:42,912 You're gonna get dressing all over it. 478 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,039 Dressing is easier to get off this helmet than a human lip. 479 00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,582 That's a fuckin' fact. 480 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,127 You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now, Dye-Beard? 481 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,545 Okay, I don't dye my beard. 482 00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:52,755 I've always had unusually colored hair. 483 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,799 - Smith, just... - Jesus... 484 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:55,800 Fine. Fuck. 485 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,637 Are you always gonna be this difficult? 486 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,264 Yep. 487 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,688 Fuck yeah! Peacemaker's back, baby! 488 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,784 - Sup, Adrian? - Hey, the... the reason 489 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,286 I'm excited, it is normal. 490 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,539 Uh, I just found out this girl that I'm seeing, 491 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,416 she's pregnant, you know? 492 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,335 You got a girlfriend? 493 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:35,965 Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not... 494 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,425 Not the one that you may know. 495 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,343 She's, uh, a different one. The... yeah. 496 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:42,305 Why are you always trying to get me to set you up with my cousin then? 497 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,723 Well, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say, like, 498 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,308 - "girlfriend," you know? - But you're happy 499 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,602 - she's pregnant? - Yeah. 500 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,730 Because we are going to have an abortion. 501 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:55,818 - Well, yeah, good luck. - Thank you. Yeah. 502 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,613 Hey, you're invited if you... 503 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:02,408 I don't wanna come to your abortion, man. 504 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:03,743 That's cool. 505 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:12,668 Peacemaker, baby. 506 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,220 Aw, you missed? 507 00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,930 Hey, bud. Learning to drive now? 508 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,515 You gonna drive us home? Yeah? 509 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:25,723 It's friendly? 510 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,269 Oh, yeah. 511 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,688 - I love animals. - Yeah. Eagly is amazing. 512 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,987 Hey. 513 00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:40,571 Hey, bud. 514 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:41,614 Just... Oh, shit! 515 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,824 Man, I thought you said it was friendly. 516 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,368 Oh, I thought you meant friendly to me. 517 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:49,080 Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it. 518 00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,706 You know, he was so happy to see me today, 519 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,333 he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me. 520 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,252 - An eagle hugged you? - Oh, yeah. 521 00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:55,336 Yeah, I call bullshit on that. 522 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,880 You don't wanna believe in miracles, that's on you. 523 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,549 - You're the new girl, huh? - Yeah. 524 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,884 But I know my shit, don't worry about that. I've done a lot of, 525 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,971 - you know, notable things. - That's super vague. 526 00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:08,099 Yeah, 'cause if I told you any more, I'd have to, you know... 527 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,605 - Kill me? - Yeah. 528 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,774 Oh, you hubbed up? 529 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,319 What? 530 00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:22,780 - Married, yeah. - Hmm. That's cool. 531 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,699 I'm into old-fashioned stuff too, you know, 532 00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:26,534 Hummel figurines and capital punishment... 533 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,911 ...and Garbage Pail Kids and stuff. 534 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,037 You know? 535 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,248 Hey, what'd you mean 536 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,750 when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn? 537 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:35,960 I know he's a mercenary. 538 00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,296 I know he killed a lot of people, 539 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,589 and not always for the right side. 540 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:41,799 I know I don't trust his ass. 541 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:46,345 Well, good night, Smith. 542 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:49,765 - 'Night, Arbysmola. - It's Adebayo. 543 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,601 Adebayo. 544 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,769 Although I do appreciate 545 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,021 the confidence with which you said 546 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,856 something so wrong. 547 00:30:56,939 --> 00:30:58,774 Oh, that's my thing. That and having a big dick. 548 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,902 Yep, information I had no need for. 549 00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:03,613 No, I'm... I'm serious. 550 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,406 It's too big, actually. It... 551 00:31:06,324 --> 00:31:07,283 - causes people pain. - Okay. 552 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,827 Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm." 553 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,872 Good night, sweet-cheeks. 554 00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:14,290 "Sweet-cheeks." 555 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,668 That wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly? 556 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,847 Oh, woo-hoo. 557 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:25,027 Hey, Goldilocks, can I ask you a question? 558 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,946 As long as it's a question about how to cure 559 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:30,324 - rotting fish breath, sure. - Fuck you, bitch! 560 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:55,599 - Crazy coincidence, right? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 561 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,310 - Uncanny. - Right? 562 00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:01,397 - What can I get you? - I'll just... I'll have the same. 563 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,775 - So... Harcourt, right? - Yeah. 564 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,111 Thank you. 565 00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:09,989 - What's your first name? - Why? 566 00:33:13,451 --> 00:33:14,577 Just curious. I mean... 567 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:17,621 You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker, 568 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,373 you can call me Chris. 569 00:33:19,457 --> 00:33:21,876 I'll call you Peacemaker. You call me Harcourt. 570 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:22,126 How's that? 571 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,130 Okay. 572 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,173 - - CUSTOMER 1: You fucking kidding me? She said what? 573 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:29,300 - I'm just trying to say... - Hey. 574 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,551 ...it doesn't always have to be about work... 575 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,761 - Hold on. - Okay. 576 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,554 What the fuck did you say to my friend, 577 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,097 you ugly fuckin cu... 578 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,478 Jesus fuck, lady. 579 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,480 - What was that next word? "You ugly fucking" what? - Oh, God! 580 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:48,319 Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him? 581 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,918 - What were you saying? - Get off me! 582 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:08,130 Aw, poor baby! 583 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,465 That was so fuckin' hot. 584 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:12,050 I clocked you driving by 585 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:15,012 and then making a U-turn to follow me in here. 586 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,682 Come on, the way you say it makes it sound all stalkery. 587 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:22,394 No, the way that you did it 588 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,730 made it stalkery. I just described it. 589 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,983 Look, I have no interest in you 590 00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:29,985 other than your ability to fight for us. 591 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,322 Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece-of-shit murderer. 592 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,990 - You think I'm handsome? - Oh, my God, please fuck off. 593 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:43,666 Okay, look, I... I've been in prison 594 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:44,999 the last four years, okay? 595 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,336 I haven't been with anyone... I... I haven't been 596 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,173 with any woman in a long time. 597 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,925 I'm not asking for emotional connection here. 598 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,760 I'm just asking for fun. 599 00:34:54,844 --> 00:34:57,221 Genital-to-genital contact, no touching above here. 600 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,641 No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here. 601 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,853 I gotta touch your boobs. Sorry. Just trying to, 602 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,062 I don't know, relieve some of the stress 603 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:06,105 that's been building up over the years. I mean... 604 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,024 Cool! And I'm just trying to fuckin' have a beer, 605 00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:10,067 but whether it's those douchebags or you, 606 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:13,070 I guess that's just something that I can't have 607 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:16,532 in my life because, I don't know, I wear makeup? 608 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:20,870 You know what? 609 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:22,830 Go fuck yourself... 610 00:35:58,657 --> 00:35:59,825 How's the team? 611 00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:04,038 Okay, I guess. Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy. 612 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:04,747 I don't care about the quality of the knife, 613 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,249 as long as the blade is sharp. 614 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,752 - John seems okay. - He's pliable. 615 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,296 Harcourt is hard. 616 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,298 Barbie's ambitious. Watch out for her. 617 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,467 Shouldn't we just loop them in on the whole plan? 618 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:20,179 No. You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there. 619 00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,640 And the only one I trust with the big picture. 620 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,558 Did my forger get you the diary? 621 00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:29,271 This goofy shit? Yeah. 622 00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,440 Hide it in his trailer the first chance you get, 623 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,107 somewhere he won't find it. 624 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:34,944 How's Peacemaker? 625 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:39,657 Yeah. He's his own thing. 626 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:41,533 - Sexist. - Yeah. 627 00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:44,578 - Probably racist. - Oh, you know who his father is. 628 00:36:44,662 --> 00:36:45,871 Oh, yeah. 629 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:49,375 But there's something else about him that's... 630 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:51,418 What? 631 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,298 - ...sad. - Empathy? 632 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:59,301 In this business, Leota, that will get you killed. 633 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:02,680 Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 634 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:05,140 I appreciate the work, but after this job is done, 635 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:06,976 Keeya and I will be back on our feet 636 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,853 and I'll find a job I actually like. 637 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,146 Sure. 638 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,607 Ignore your God-given, natural talent. 639 00:37:13,691 --> 00:37:17,611 Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not like these people. 640 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,364 All right. I have an early morning. 641 00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,201 - Night, baby girl. - Good night, Mom. 642 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,332 Waller's still trying to pull you in, huh? 643 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,502 Always. 644 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,391 Hmm. 645 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,560 Cool. 646 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,233 Oh! 647 00:37:56,942 --> 00:38:00,988 Oh, this... this is my jam. 648 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:03,115 You know, this was back when men were real men, 649 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,575 'cause they weren't afraid to be women. 650 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,660 None of this 651 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:08,704 auto-tune, robots-dry-humping that passes for music bullshit, 652 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,831 right? 653 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:19,089 No way. Quireboys? Went to see these guys when I was a kid. 654 00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:20,674 God. I'd go to all the shows 655 00:38:20,758 --> 00:38:22,134 when they came through Evergreen. 656 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,944 Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight. 657 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,529 I was having a crazy, fucked-up day, 658 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:24,488 but when I was in your pussy back there, 659 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:28,534 I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope! 660 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,035 That sound stupid? I just... 661 00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:32,121 Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying, 662 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,373 "Chris, there's something more for you out there, 663 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,624 you and Eagly, 664 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,293 other than all this rancid shit life's thrown at you so far." 665 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,285 Well, fuck them! 666 00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:28,510 What the fuck? Hey! 667 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,971 Hold on. Hey. Hey! 668 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:54,161 What the fuck? 669 00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:00,644 Fuck! 670 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,002 "Take it easy," Doc said. Fuck. 671 00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:37,366 Activate sonic boom! 672 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,250 Thanks, Eagly. 673 00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:15,607 This one will give you scabies. 674 00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:18,318 Give me scab... Why would I want scabies? 675 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:20,904 Challenge yourself. 676 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,697 Every man should have scabies once in his life.