1 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,182 [host] Aw, Ethan. 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:20,604 Yeah, that's it. Aw, it's perfect. I knew it. 3 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,649 -That's the Cadillac of wet suits. -Thanks, Mom. 4 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:28,946 Aw, you grew, like, an inch. [chuckles] My baby's a big boy. 5 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,864 -Not a white one… -No? Go on. 6 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,824 …because typically the white ones get pulled over more. 7 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:33,909 I don't know why. I-- 8 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,452 -Chunky… -Oh. Hey. 9 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,746 …I invited you to Thanksgiving, don't make me regret it. 10 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,666 Come on. Don't talk business. You're driving me crazy. 11 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,292 -Not a long drive. -[sighs] 12 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,336 -Those are my grandma's napkin rings. -Ooh. 13 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,714 -[chuckles] Come on, help me. -[host's mom] It's almost ready. 14 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,508 Mommy. [groans] 15 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:53,178 If it's still dry after all of this, I'm gonna kill the thing again. 16 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,430 -It won't be dry. -Wow. 17 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:58,016 -[smacks lips] Ah! -You look fucking gorgeous. 18 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,518 You're flirting with me. 19 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:02,020 -You're irresistible. May I? -[chuckles] 20 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,274 Just saying it's a fucking lot of work for a mediocre piece of meat, 21 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,483 that's all I gotta say. 22 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,902 Here, Denny, here. Baste. 23 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:09,987 -What's this? -Be right back. 24 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,030 I'm gonna go check on Sheila in the pool. 25 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,075 [doorbell rings] 26 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,995 -[Denny] What am I gonna do with this? -Just baste it. Pour-- 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,998 You know, pour the sauce on it. Do I have to fucking do everything? 28 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,500 -Hey! [blows kiss] -Hi! 29 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,794 Okay, go help yourself to drinks at the bar. 30 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,754 By the way, the table looks beautiful. 31 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,299 -These are amazing. This is new. -[chuckles] 32 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:33,051 Oh, Peg. Oh, I love these. 33 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,763 [moans] Stop it. You got this shot? 34 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,974 -I need a copy, like, right away. -[laughs] Okay. 35 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,310 -You gotta get me a copy. -[guest] No, no, no! 36 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,853 -Come on! -Yeah! 37 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,564 -[grunts] Fuck. -Anybody leave in a stretcher yet? 38 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,734 Hey, you two, did you see Grandma's napkin rings on the table? 39 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,444 -Mm-hmm. They look amazing. -You see, Stewie? 40 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,528 Yeah, yeah. Looks great, Peg. 41 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,574 Hey! No, no. Kids, do not drown each other. 42 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,202 Anybody ends up dead, you're gonna have a problem with me. 43 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:03,749 Here. Bob for apples. That's safe, okay? 44 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,836 Hey, Ethan. No, no. Wait for Denny to come out to help you. 45 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,088 -Denny! -Peggy, this is some house. 46 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,924 Tell me about it. It ought to be. 47 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,176 I told you it was a showplace. 48 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:18,263 -[sighs] The fuck is he? Denny! Denny! -[dog barking] 49 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:38,909 DEA with a search warrant. Demand entry! DEA with a search warrant. Demand entry! 50 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:39,993 Blue pig! 51 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,413 Blue pig! Blue pig! Blue pig. 52 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,874 -Peg, master toilet. -Mommy! 53 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,252 Chunky, pool filter. Let's go! 54 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,671 Catch up with Mommy. Now! 55 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,757 -Davey! Davey, Davey. Let's go! -Get out of the pool! Get out of the pool! 56 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,759 -[Stewart] Out of the pool! -[Dianne] Don't panic. It's okay! 57 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,885 [Denny] Get the dog. 58 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:58,804 [Dianne] Let's dry off. Okay, baby? 59 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,682 -Let's go, guys. Come on. -[Denny] Goddamn it. Come on, people. 60 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,309 [Dianne] Okay, guys. Let's get out of here. I'll wrap you up. 61 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,602 -[Sheila screams] -[Dianne] Careful! Come on! 62 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,312 [Stewart] Davey, get your towel. Let's go. 63 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:08,522 Breach! [strains] 64 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,191 This is DEA! We have a warrant! We're coming in! 65 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,901 [crashing] 66 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,696 [Mommy whimpering] 67 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,783 I asked you to spring for a stash house! I begged you! 68 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:26,540 My kid is visiting. You ruined the holiday, Denny. 69 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,083 It's not me, it's the plumbing. 70 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,294 -[whimpering] -[Peggy] It's too fucking much! 71 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,879 -[yells] -[Denny] Mommy! 72 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,213 -[breathes heavily] -[Dianne panting] 73 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,090 Hey, happy fucking Thanksgiving, by the way. 74 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,175 Never again. 75 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:39,386 -[sighs] Goddamn it. -I know. I know. 76 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,929 Mommy! 77 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,352 ["Talkin' to Myself" playing] 78 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,974 -Ooh. I know you want one. Smile, okay? -[laughs] 79 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,935 [employee] Now, you folks, don't miss the gift shop. 80 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,647 We got new Pioneertown T-shirts and beach towels. 81 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:35,442 Wait till you see me in this show. You're not gonna believe it's me. 82 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,820 Hey, no spoilers, but there may be flying. 83 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,447 There could be gunshots. 84 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,032 [tour guide] …with their boots on. 85 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,200 Cell phones, Peggy. 86 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:47,037 It's my brother. He needs directions. He's coming with my sister today. 87 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,957 Yep, but there's no cell phones on the frontier, Peggy. 88 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,459 [laughs, sighs] 89 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:55,712 I finally got privacy for once in my fucking life. 90 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:59,258 So, how's the hotel? It's nice, right? 91 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:03,303 That's where Mommy and I stayed when we moved from New York. 92 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,055 With the sunken tub. 93 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,140 To keep their families fed, 94 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:11,144 frontier ladies had to do all sorts of smoking, canning 95 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,896 and, of course, baking. 96 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,525 They had one surefire way to know that their stove was ready. 97 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,652 If you can hold your hand in it 98 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,905 -and count to ten, it's not hot enough. -[softly] Count to ten. Not hot enough. 99 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,323 You wanna count with me? 100 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:27,077 -Ready? [screams] Goddamn it, Tammy! -[flame bursts] 101 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,498 Oh, mother-fuck-me. Fucking can't stand this shit. 102 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,376 Goddamn it. 103 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,420 [sniffs, sobs] 104 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:41,383 Oh, shit. I'll see you after the show. Okay. Gotta go. [sighs] 105 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:44,303 Oh. [sighing] 106 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,224 -[cries, sniffs] -Aw, what did he do now? 107 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,268 -Duck his child support payment? -[sniffs] 108 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,479 He hit Brian. 109 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,856 [gasps] 110 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,860 Kid came home yesterday with a black eye. He wouldn't even go to school today. 111 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:03,155 Okay, no. We're taking him to court. You're getting full custody. 112 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,990 -I can't afford a lawyer. -[sighs] 113 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,493 And that stupid PI I hired won't even call me back. 114 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:12,122 I gave him a $300 retainer to catch Billy doing anything 115 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,124 and now I can't pay rent. 116 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,626 For fuck's sakes. 117 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,712 I could prove he's a criminal. How hard is that? 118 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,715 So, what's this fucking Columbo's name, huh? 119 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,967 Bruce Harvey. Private investigator. 120 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,430 What the fuck, Jeannie? I'm in there alone. Can you come back? 121 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,517 -Shut the fuck up, Tammy. Just shh. -I burned my hand. Just go back inside. 122 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,521 I don't even need this job. My fiancé's loaded. 123 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,482 He is. See that? 124 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,068 It's pretty, Tammy. 125 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,653 -[sighs] -It's a gift from GB. 126 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,197 And I've got two more gifts coming, if you know what I mean. 127 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,867 -What's GB? A jewelry store? -Guru Bob, my boyfriend. 128 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,954 They say diamonds are forever, right? [chuckles] 129 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,915 Are moonstones forever? 'Cause that's what you got on your finger. 130 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:59,461 -I don't think so. GB knows jewels. -Okay. 131 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:00,712 He knows everything. 132 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:03,382 Does he know not to go around calling himself "Guru"? 133 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:07,010 Other people call him that! He's very famous. 134 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,804 He used to be on the news. 135 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,264 Bob and Barb at Five. 136 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,890 [Jeannie, Tammy] Channel 18. 137 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,601 Everything is stupid. Everything is stupid. 138 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,019 The "Everything's stupid" guy? 139 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,272 He went nuts, didn't he? 140 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,690 He went sane. 141 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,401 He wanted to have more meaning in his life. 142 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,486 Go fire up the hot rocks, Tammy. 143 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:28,073 And speaking of which, congratulations on your ring. Hmm? 144 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,743 It's real and my days in this hellhole are numbered. 145 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,829 -Go fire 'em up, Tammy. Move. -People are waiting for bread. 146 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,913 [scoffs] 147 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,083 I gotta man the stupid goddamn bake shop. 148 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,128 I gotta go get a costume change out of my locker. [gasps] Oh! 149 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,797 [chuckles] Save me a spot in the cancan line. 150 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,174 My brother and sister are here. 151 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:46,758 [chuckles] 152 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:51,722 ♪ I like to yodel I yodel all the time ♪ 153 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:55,601 ♪ I like to yodel It makes me feel so fine ♪ 154 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,477 ♪ When I start to yodel… ♪ 155 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,563 Oh. Oh, whoa. 156 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,982 [Stewart] Oh, no. 157 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,026 ♪ Here's how it goes ♪ 158 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,237 [singer yodeling] 159 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,616 [groans] We're supposed to meet someone at the bar. Is that what she said? 160 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,409 [Dianne] I think so. Oh, this place. It's-- 161 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,620 You must be Stewart and Dianne. 162 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,413 -Yeah. [chuckles] -[laughs] Come on. 163 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,249 This is the best table to watch the show. 164 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,334 Thank you. 165 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,920 You'll be able to see her beautiful blue eyes from here. 166 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,296 Oh. [chuckles] 167 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,466 And just so you know, we all love Peggy. 168 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,343 She is a treasure. 169 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,429 Huh. Thanks. That's-- That's very nice. 170 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,057 The daily special is the brisket. 171 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,393 And we would like to offer the 10% family discount to y'all. 172 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,104 That's very sweet. Thank you. 173 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,649 We don't normally offer the discount for the daily special, 174 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,193 but we sure do love Peggy. 175 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,070 -Aw. -[both chuckle] 176 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,780 -[clicks tongue] -[Stewart chuckles] 177 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,115 [Dianne clears throat] 178 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,286 You know, I gave up meat, but I might cheat and get the brisket. 179 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,372 I gave up meat when I walked in this place. 180 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,207 Oh, yeah? [grunts] 181 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,875 [grunts] Why, you son of a bitch! 182 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,085 [shouting, grunting] 183 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,920 Hey! [groans, grunts] 184 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,214 [grunts] Hey. Come here! [grunting] 185 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,883 Son of a-- Huh! What the-- [grunting] 186 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,343 [guests gasping] 187 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,430 [Peggy] Hey, cowfolk! 188 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:18,725 -[guests gasping] -[laughing] 189 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:22,229 [laughing] 190 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,148 -[guests cheering] -[Peggy] Hi! [laughs] 191 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,900 Whoo-hoo! 192 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,361 -[grunting] -[laughs] 193 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,445 -[bartender] Here you go. -Oh! 194 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,573 [cowboy 1] Why, I oughta… 195 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,490 [groans] 196 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:35,909 -[groans] -[cowboy 1 grunts] 197 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,327 [Peggy laughs] 198 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,122 Hi! 199 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,665 [inhales sharply, grunts] 200 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,168 -[grunts] -Take that for me! 201 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,669 [grunts, screams] 202 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,256 [grunting] 203 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,884 -[cowboy 1] Dirty sidewinder! -[bang] 204 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,137 -[laughs] -[guest] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 205 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,471 [poker player] Threes. 206 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,973 [audience whistling, cheering] 207 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,057 [guest] Whoo-hoo! 208 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,684 Whoo! 209 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,899 -Wow. You still gonna get the brisket? -[sighs] 210 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:08,775 [bang] 211 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,068 [grunts] 212 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,612 [cancan music playing] 213 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,493 [laughs, blows] 214 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,662 [audience cheering] 215 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,122 There you go, my Peggy. 216 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,958 -Aw, thank you, Roger. [chuckles] -I mean, wow. [chuckles] 217 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,336 Here, let me get this for you. [chuckles] 218 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,922 Oh. I don't like tomatoes neither. [laughs] 219 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,965 [laughs] 220 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:34,384 Oh, I love your earrings. 221 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,262 I have almost the same ones, but yours are real. [chuckles] 222 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,347 [Dianne] Aw. Oh. 223 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,601 Ah, so we're doing life together now, huh, guys? 224 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:46,271 [sighs] Starting with Mommy's bench tomorrow. 225 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,440 We'll bring it up to her favorite spot, 226 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:51,527 and then she can just stare at that view forever and ever. 227 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,903 See, once again… [stammers] 228 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,489 …you can't just plunk a bench on federal land, Peg. 229 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,159 Oh, I wish you brought the kids. They have to come stay with me soon. 230 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,662 -We'll have so much fun. [laughs] -[Stewart chuckles] 231 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,831 Yeah. They had so much fun when the DEA raided your house and searched them. 232 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,251 -Okay. Let's-Let's not. -Yeah. That was years ago. 233 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,294 They're not gonna stay with you because they're traumatized-- 234 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,922 Hey, we'll see. Okay? Let's see. Maybe we'll do it. 235 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,967 -More ice tea? It's bottomless. -I'm okay. Thank you. 236 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,426 -[Peggy] That's my brother. -[waitress] Oh. 237 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,720 And this is my beautiful little sister. We're sisters. 238 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,347 -[both chuckle] -[waitress] No, you're not. 239 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,890 -Are you? Are you? -Yes. 240 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:25,978 [chuckling] Oh. Must've been so much fun growing up with Peggy. 241 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,104 You have no idea. 242 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,648 Did you call her Margaret growing up or just Peggy? 243 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,441 -Oh, just Peggy. [chuckles] -Yeah. Yeah. 244 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,485 -Peggy only. -Or "Face-in-the-plate." 245 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,279 Oh, dear. [laughs] 246 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,906 No, no, no. My face never fell in the plate. 247 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:38,991 Ah. 248 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:40,951 [Dianne] Okay. 249 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,495 Peggy. 250 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,706 What are your plans? 251 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,002 What do you mean? 252 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,338 Have you thought about what you're gonna do next? 253 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,425 -Regarding what? -[Stewart] "Regarding what?" 254 00:11:56,508 --> 00:12:01,221 I mean, look, it's fine that we supported you while Mommy was here 255 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:05,475 because you were taking care of her, but ain't happenin' anymore. 256 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,394 -Peggy, you need a job. -[Stewart] Uh-huh. 257 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,980 Hey, I have a job. [chuckling] Look around you. 258 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,064 -Uh… -Well… [chuckles] 259 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,609 And don't-don't disrespect me 'cause we pool tips. 260 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,153 Well, you work as a fictional barmaid. 261 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,573 Yeah. That's acting. That's my job. 262 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,660 Oh, what if you act like a-a court stenographer or-or something? 263 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,870 What? 264 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,790 I have a record. This is kind of the best I can do right now. 265 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,585 Okay. 266 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,337 No, you can… 267 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,423 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -You said you're speaking to her. 268 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:40,135 -Dianne has something she wants to say. -Okay. We met with a Realtor this morning. 269 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,512 [mouthing] Oh, my God. 270 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,971 You can't pay the mortgage. 271 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,640 -What are you saying? -We have to sell the house. 272 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,683 -You can't sell Mommy's house. -Peggy, please. 273 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,394 Is that why you came back here? You came back here to evict me? 274 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,522 We can't just pay for the house indefinitely. Come on. 275 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,899 So you stop by just to toss me out on the street? 276 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,776 -No. -Wait, nobody's going on the street. 277 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,654 We just need to start getting practical, you know? 278 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,447 -Just-- Let's come up with a plan. -Yeah. 279 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:05,118 -And they gave you the family discount. -[Dianne sighs] 280 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,169 [groans, sighing] 281 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,135 [nurse] Your mother's not with you again today. 282 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,345 No, not today. 283 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:31,103 Tell her I tried the soup, the Tabatchnick, frozen. 284 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,188 She recommended the split pea. 285 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,524 Yeah. 286 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,776 It was very good. I was surprised. 287 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,865 You know you can't do that in here, Peggy. 288 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:46,285 It's not lit. I quit. I told you. 289 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,830 Almost up to a week take home. Good job. 290 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,541 Yeah. It would be nice to come in just once a week. 291 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,587 It's not you, it's the lighting. 292 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,671 [nurse] Mm-hmm. 293 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,176 Who are you fooling? 294 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,888 -What? -You're not here for pain management. 295 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:08,682 Yeah, I am. 296 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,227 Methadone is ten times harder to quit than heroin. You know that? 297 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,437 [nurse clears throat] 298 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,107 [sighs] Okeydoke. Here we go. 299 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,775 You don't even know me. 300 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,696 [swallows, smacks lips] 301 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,866 -[nurse] Mm-hmm. -I do, actually. 302 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,577 You're a junkie. 303 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,413 You'll get a double addiction, and you'll end up dead. 304 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:35,459 -[sighs, exhales sharply] -Give your mother my regards. 305 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,668 She died. 306 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,629 Three weeks ago. 307 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:42,549 [inhales sharply] Try the potato soup. That was her favorite. 308 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,311 [sobbing] 309 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,783 [sobbing continues] 310 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:17,417 Hey. Hey. Are you okay? 311 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,926 -M-My mommy's gone. [sobbing] -[person clicks tongue] 312 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,345 Oh. 313 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,931 [clicks tongue] Oh, damn. 314 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:34,184 [sighs] I'm so sorry to hear that, sister. 315 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,567 You wanna cop? I got some oxys. 316 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,820 [scoffs, stammers] No! 317 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,613 [sighs] Fuck. You do that here? 318 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,032 No, I don't wanna cop. 319 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,035 I'm on methadone. Shame on you. 320 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,955 Fucking creep. [scoffs] 321 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:59,459 Hey, just-- Just give me your number, just in case. 322 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,504 [cries] No! Fuck. Don't. 323 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:03,797 Fuck you. 324 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,050 [exhales sharply, sighs] 325 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,846 [grunts, sighs] 326 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,143 [classical music playing] 327 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,437 [breathes deeply] 328 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,318 [chuckles, inhales deeply] 329 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,864 [chuckles, breathes deeply] 330 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,617 -[cell phone rings] -[scoffs] 331 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,203 -Hey, Carol. -[Carol] Hey, Peggy. 332 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,996 -[chuckles] -Hey, Peggy. 333 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,873 -Aah. Hear this? -Peggy. No, Peggy. 334 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,917 -[Peggy sighs] -I don't have time for that. Can you-- 335 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,461 I know Wagner was a Nazi, but… 336 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,465 -[Carol] It's happening. [cries] -…he created sounds from spiritual realms, 337 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,300 -and that's where Mommy is now. [sobs] -It's happening. 338 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,594 [Carol] Peggy, a federal agent is following me. 339 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,179 He's gonna arrest me. Listen to me. 340 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,889 -Hey. -[music stops] 341 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,432 Who-Who's a federal agent? 342 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,519 -Slow down. -[Carol speaks indistinctly] A yellow hat… 343 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,020 Where are you? 344 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:02,898 A yellow hat? 345 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,578 [sighs] 346 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,541 -[grunts] Oh! -[grunts] Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. 347 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,709 New medication. 348 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,549 Carol. 349 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,260 Carol, it's me. Open up. 350 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,845 [door lock rattles] 351 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,098 -[sighs, breathing heavily] -Hey. Are you okay? 352 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:42,062 D-Did you see him? The guy with the yellow cap? 353 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,522 Yeah. No, he's not a fed. 354 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,148 Look, he's a plumber. 355 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,650 [breathes deeply] 356 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,821 Ooh. [chuckles] Eats vegan yogurt. 357 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,407 Oh, lucky day. Next one's free. 358 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,659 I was sure he was following me. [sobs] 359 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,786 Oh, it happens. 360 00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,956 Life as a fugitive. It's not always fun. [chuckles] 361 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,166 -Come on. You're buying. -[sighs] 362 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:08,380 [Carol] Wait, they're throwing you out of the house? 363 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,465 That's why they came to the show? 364 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,468 How are you even related to those two? 365 00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,637 I mean, can they let you mourn for, like, ten minutes? 366 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,891 No. No mourning, no grieving, just, "Go work at Kinko's right now." 367 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,018 They just care about their fucking mortgage. 368 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,604 Mmm, we knew they weren't gonna support you forever, 369 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,023 so now you're just gonna have to hustle. 370 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,774 I need a hustle. 371 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,568 No. "To" hustle. 372 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,695 [cell phone ringing] 373 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,365 Oh, what does she want, a ride to the liquor store? 374 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,451 [child laughs through phone] 375 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,495 Meh. Butt-dial. 376 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,374 -And she's just a kid. -Yeah, a kid who sneaks out the window. 377 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,459 [sighs] 378 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,420 She steals your wine. She steals your car. 379 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:49,755 She's just pissed. 380 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,049 Okay, so her mother left her. Big deal. 381 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,218 Her father's better off with you. 382 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,886 She should be kissing your ass. 383 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,473 Come on, Peg. Didn't Ethan ever act out 'cause you weren't around? 384 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,100 -I didn't leave my son. Okay? -I-- 385 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,269 -I fought for custody. -[sighs] I know. 386 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,271 I know. [stammers] That's not what I'm saying. 387 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,899 -That just came out wrong. -It's very fucking different. 388 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,318 I know. Okay? I'm sorry. 389 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,945 [person on TV] …in the High Desert? 390 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,489 -I got my PI license… -Hey, hey, hey. You-- Turn this up. 391 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,740 …from Mustang College. 392 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,452 All the dramatic events that make for great TV… 393 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,539 That's the fucking PI that ripped Jeannie off. 394 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:26,458 With Mustang College, you could have a career like, uh, 395 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,962 criminology, anti-terrorism… 396 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,464 I hate those fuckers. I can do that. 397 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,716 Train to do background checks. 398 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,468 I do that shit in my sleep. 399 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,096 This guy. Talk about a hustle. 400 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:44,685 Train to be like me, Bruce Harvey, Private Investigator. 401 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,274 [engine revs] 402 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,735 [tires screech] 403 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,072 [Bruce] Yes. 404 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,993 Well… Okay. 405 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,162 eBay ruled, your case is closed. 406 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,665 So, read your buyer's contract. 407 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,170 A-- All right, look. 408 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,552 I-- I just got in a brand-new CPAP machine. 409 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,846 [stammers] It's only been used twice. 410 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,598 Yeah. Mint condition. 411 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,057 I haven't even listed it yet. 412 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,562 I-I can give it to you for… [stammers] …seven. 413 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,648 680? 414 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,734 [scoffs] T-- Two-fifty? 415 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,528 Okay, how about, uh, 416 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,113 fuck you! 417 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,658 [Bruce sighs] 418 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,827 Temper, temper… [chuckles] 419 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,205 What are you supposed to be? 420 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,832 A real PI. What are you playing at? 421 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:53,837 Is this one of those birthday stripteases? Because, uh, I prefer the lady cop. 422 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,423 You owe my friend Jeannie 300 bucks. 423 00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,133 I'll take cash. 424 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:02,054 Yeah, well, you know what? I'm working this case behind-the-scenes, princess. 425 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,555 I'm not so sure. 426 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,432 Look, I need Jeannie's 300. 427 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:09,269 Or we could just take this to Small Claims Court and Yelp. 428 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:11,563 Fuck Yelp. I give it one star. 429 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,650 Hmm. 430 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,402 Where you going? [sighs] 431 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,951 Are you even still a PI? 432 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,452 It's like Big Lots in here. 433 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:26,537 [sighs] 434 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,209 Oh, please, make yourself at home. What, do you live here now? 435 00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:36,421 I'll get your friend her money. Okay? 436 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:40,592 Look. You've fallen on hard times. I can see that. It happens. 437 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:43,846 But if you take a woman's money, you gotta deliver. 438 00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,187 How'd you know I like it so sweet? 439 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:53,522 I looked in your garbage. 440 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,817 Three empty cups and 15 sweeteners. 441 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,318 I deduced, like a detective. 442 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,613 You know, when this account is settled, I might consider working with you. 443 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,073 I'm not hiring. 444 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,324 Yeah, 'cause you're broke. 445 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,785 You got an office with holes in the walls 446 00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,454 and another with an outdated eBay collection. 447 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,168 I'm sensing conflict, abandonment and financial insecurity, 448 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,545 which has impacted your diet. 449 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,549 Things are a little slow right now. It's seasonal. 450 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,926 Hey, what if I could bring business in here? 451 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,345 I could make it rain, would you be hiring then? 452 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,848 Sure. Okay? 453 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:31,560 Okay. In the meantime, I need Jeannie's bread. 454 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,229 Cash or payment-in-kind. 455 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,274 Take what you want. 456 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:44,990 [groans] 457 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,953 [Peggy] Can you believe it? [chuckles] 458 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:53,332 It's not definite, but it's looking really good. 459 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,499 I mean, who would have thought? 460 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,419 Me at my age, starting this prestigious career? 461 00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,005 I'm like Mary Tyler Moore on methadone. [chuckles] 462 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:05,135 -Yeah, I just don't see it as a-- -Stewie, hey. 463 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,846 What are you doing over there? Shopping? 464 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,848 Hey, come on. Have a seat with us. 465 00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,266 [chuckles] 466 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,436 I mean, y-you have to have a license to be a PI, don't you? 467 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,773 Well, I'll be more like a PI's intern when he hires me… 468 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:19,650 -Yeah. -…which he hasn't yet, 469 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,110 but that's a big "yet" 'cause the guy fucking loves me. 470 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:25,155 Yeah, that's a-a wish, Peg, it's not a paycheck. 471 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,698 -[mumbles] -[Dianne] Yeah, I'm sorry, Peggy. 472 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:28,909 I know you're excited, but this just sounds like 473 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,703 another one of those crazy things you're trying between rehabs. 474 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:34,873 [Stewart] Yeah, what about a job-job? You know, with some structure? 475 00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:38,669 You show that you're helping yourself and then maybe we could help you. 476 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,546 I am helping myself. 477 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:44,633 Does anybody fucking care that I'm down to two milligrams a day? 478 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,635 I was up to 60. 479 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,512 -Do you know how fucking hard that is? -[sighs] 480 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,639 -It's really fucking hard! -[Dianne] Peggy, 481 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,891 -I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. -Whoa-- Hey. 482 00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:54,518 When I had money, we all had money. 483 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:58,480 -From dealing drugs! -Okay, judgy, it was a little pot! 484 00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:00,065 And maybe some hash. 485 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,984 -It was harmless. -There was cocaine. 486 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,695 Well, that was much later. And I did it, I didn't sell it. 487 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:06,196 -[Dianne sighs] -Oh, wow! 488 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,781 -[Peggy] Okay, calm down! -Congratulations. 489 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,074 [exhales sharply] 490 00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:12,119 Why don't I make us some espresso? 491 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:15,706 Great. 492 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,417 [Peggy sighs] 493 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:22,004 You want a bag for all my knickknacks? 494 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,755 -Uh-- [sighs] -Don't answer her. 495 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,465 Just don't. 496 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,801 [Stewart] I mean, look at that thing. That coffee machine is ridiculous. 497 00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:28,969 I-I don't even have one like that. 498 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,888 You know, you-- you could sell that thing 499 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,265 -and-and pay for the mortgage next month! -Oh, Stewie, come on! 500 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,892 Mommy's gone! 501 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,020 [sighs] Is this what we're gonna be like now? 502 00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,982 It's how we are, Peggy. 503 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,109 That hasn't changed. 504 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,196 Ever since Denny, your life's been a dumpster fire. 505 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,740 [sighs] 506 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,666 [blows] Oof! [blowing] 507 00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,338 [breathes heavily] 508 00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,541 Hello, sensei. 509 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,550 [chimes, buzzes] 510 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:58,392 [water lapping] 511 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,079 [cell phone chimes, buzzes] 512 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,335 Excuse me. Hello. 513 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,921 But my ring is not moonstone, because… 514 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:31,717 Two carats! Thank you very much. 515 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:33,552 And there… 516 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,639 [gasps] …is my sweet baby. 517 00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:42,519 He doesn't need to buy moonstones because, as you can see… [scoffs] 518 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,523 …he's got leather couches and such. [chuckles] 519 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:51,320 This whole place is like Club Med, so I know you're jelly, 520 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,407 but maybe you can find yourself somebody too. [chuckles] 521 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,533 [people gasping] 522 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:59,286 -[people on phone clamoring] -[Tammy] Baby? 523 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,370 [Peggy] Mm-hmm. 524 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,997 [water lapping continues] 525 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:11,882 [Bruce] What am I looking at? I can't see under the cracks. 526 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,634 [Peggy] Le Pigeon aux Petits Pois. 527 00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,093 It's a Picasso. 528 00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:18,222 "Le" what? I-I don't think you're saying it right. 529 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:20,307 I'm trying to bring you business. 530 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:22,309 Come on. What's the problem? 531 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,354 That fucking thing has a million dollar reward. 532 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,231 It's been missing for, like, ten years. 533 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,982 Come on. It's probably a fake. 534 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,901 -And that's not business. -Oh. 535 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:34,613 Your version of business is selling Cabbage Patch dolls out of your basement. 536 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,115 Uh, it's a temporary situation. 537 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:43,705 Look. You need me and I need this job. 538 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,336 -You have a record? -No, of course not. 539 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,340 [stammers] But how far back would they go to look for that kind of thing? 540 00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:55,884 No. Don't worry. I'm clean. 541 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:59,221 All right. You know what? I'm not equipped. 542 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:00,556 -I'm sorry. -[scoffs] 543 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,852 Who's this beauty? 544 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:06,645 Fuck me. 545 00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:12,109 [Peggy] Oh, hello! Mr. Geasley. [scoffs] 546 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,653 I'm Peggy Newman, I work for Bruce Harvey. 547 00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:17,906 Oh. He's bringing hookers in the daytime now? 548 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:22,286 And that just got you a sexual harassment case in a civil court. 549 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,747 I was recording that on my phone. In my pants. 550 00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:27,666 Look I went over our books. 551 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,626 We're a month, maybe two, behind on the rent. 552 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,711 Which, big deal. 553 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:34,173 New bookkeeper. Money in, money out. It's business. 554 00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:36,133 We'll get it to you as soon as possible. 555 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,719 You'll get it to me today, or I'll start eviction. 556 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,971 Okay, I didn't wanna tip my hand, 557 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:44,558 but the reason that Bruce is so busy is all the hours he's putting in 558 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,561 on this workman's comp case against you. 559 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:50,022 Like, look at this! Wobbly step, this is not to code. 560 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:51,773 -I can't be held responsible-- -You're responsible. 561 00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:53,025 -Yes, you are responsible! -[Geasley] But-- 562 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,610 -[Peggy] No buts. What buts? -Come on now. 563 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:57,112 He's walking with a cane now. Why do you think I'm here? 564 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:59,448 -Listen-- -No, you listen, shit stain. 565 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:04,036 He's ashamed for anyone to see him. It's his manhood. 566 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,872 We're just deciding how much to sue you for. 567 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:10,459 And it all depends on what the doctors say when they see the X-rays. 568 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:13,795 So, we will be in touch. You get my drift, fuckey? 569 00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:16,131 Don't call me that. 570 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,720 [Peggy] Oh, hey. Uh-- Hello. Hello. 571 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,890 "Frank, 204." That's me. I'm Frank. 572 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:26,600 -Got it. Thank you. -Okay. Have a good one. 573 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,688 You're like the asshole whisperer. 574 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,024 So, I work here now. [sighs] 575 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,442 You have any money to pay me? 576 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:37,110 No, but you can intern. 577 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:40,405 Oh. So, an unpaid associate. Hmm? 578 00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:42,741 Look, I'm not looking for ten bucks an hour. 579 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:43,867 I want a percentage. 580 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,452 Of what? 581 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:48,080 You're mostly just helping with the eBay business. 582 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:50,374 God, no! We're getting you back in the game, 583 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,710 and you're gonna give me 50% of all the business I bring in. 584 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:55,629 -Are you out of your mind? -Forty-five. 585 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:58,841 -No! -All right, 30. It's as low as I can go. 586 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,301 Ten. 587 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,389 -Fine. -And you've got to get into PI class 588 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:08,517 and work your way towards a license if you wanna be a PI. 589 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,644 Oh, come on. School's a racket. 590 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:15,649 They spit you out financially illiterate, and honestly, with no real sex education. 591 00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:17,234 I learned more at home. 592 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,069 Go on. You look hungry, eat. 593 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,409 Where'd you get this? 594 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:27,536 Close by. And there's more where that came from. 595 00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:32,499 Be here Monday morning at 9:00 a.m. 596 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,376 I don't get up before 11:00. 597 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,336 -9:00. -Okay, fine. 598 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,297 You win. 10:00. 599 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,048 [answering machine beeps] 600 00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:44,428 [Peggy] Hey! [singsongy] It's your big sister. 601 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,681 [inhales] Finally calling with some good news. 602 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,807 [slow country music playing] 603 00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:50,309 I got the job. 604 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:52,644 It actually happened. 605 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:57,816 I wanna try to make up for being so difficult. 606 00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,569 I mean… [sighs] …it's just us now. 607 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,280 And we can all be close again. 608 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:06,909 [sighs] Oh, I love you guys. 609 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:13,081 Hey. I don't know if you checked out yet, but I'm at your hotel. 610 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,959 I brought Mommy's bench. [chuckles] 611 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:21,673 We can pick up Dianne and we can bring it to Hawk's Peak and plant it. 612 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:24,218 She loved it so much there. 613 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:25,302 [chuckles] 614 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,012 -[cell phone beeps] -[softly] Oh, shit. 615 00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,351 -[line ringing] -[sighs] 616 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:44,446 [line continues ringing] 617 00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:51,620 [Stewart, on phone] Stewart. Leave a message. 618 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,038 [busy signal beeping] 619 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,709 [cries, sighing] 620 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:00,712 [sighs] 621 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,068 There. 622 00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:27,656 It's all right. [cries] 623 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:30,158 You're all right. [cries] 624 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,537 [engine starts] 625 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:37,165 -[guard] Margaret… [speaks indistinctly] -[inmates chattering] 626 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,127 -[buzzer sounds] -[door opens] 627 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:41,670 [guard 2] Go, go. Go. 628 00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:43,172 What is this, Christmas? 629 00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:45,799 [chuckles] 630 00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:47,467 Wow. Look at you. 631 00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:51,388 Hey, Peewee. This is my wife. 632 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:53,932 What's with the shiner? 633 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:56,435 Oh, it's nothing. It's all good. 634 00:32:56,518 --> 00:33:00,480 Peewee and I were, uh, friends, but no more. 635 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:03,025 [Denny groans] 636 00:33:05,152 --> 00:33:06,904 Let me get a look at you. 637 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:11,575 You okay? I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the funeral. 638 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,452 I feel really bad about that. 639 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:15,662 How you doing? 640 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:17,915 I'm clean. 641 00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:20,125 -What? -[chuckles] 642 00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:23,378 -That's unbelievable. Are you kidding me? -Yeah, I'm working a program. 643 00:33:23,462 --> 00:33:25,255 -That's incredible. -Yeah. I know. 644 00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:27,716 Especially with everything that you've been through, you know? 645 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:28,884 Amazing. 646 00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:32,179 I'm trying so hard. 647 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:34,848 I know, I know. [stammering] Me too. 648 00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:36,433 Oh, Denny, listen to me. 649 00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:40,979 [sighs] Money in our landscape is a garbage dump. 650 00:33:41,063 --> 00:33:42,940 And it's reflecting badly on me. 651 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:45,192 You look fucking gorgeous, okay? 652 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,860 So don't be too tough on yourself. 653 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:48,111 [sighs] 654 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,739 You love me, right, Denny? 655 00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:53,075 Are you kidding me? 656 00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:56,453 I'm gonna be buried with this. 657 00:33:56,537 --> 00:34:01,041 If you really love me, you'll give me the one thing that I really crave. 658 00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:02,960 Mm-hmm. 659 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,461 Which is freedom. 660 00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:07,840 Which is a divorce. 661 00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:12,261 Is that what this is? 662 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:15,179 [papers rustling] 663 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:16,723 We said we'd wait. 664 00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:18,058 No. You said that. 665 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,893 [stammers] I need to start over. 666 00:34:20,978 --> 00:34:23,438 I can no longer be encumbered by a felon, which is you. 667 00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:27,317 Look, as the love of your life, I have a vote in this. 668 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,819 And my vote is no. 669 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,487 -Request denied. I'm sorry. -Okay. Your vote? 670 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:33,614 [chuckles, sighs] 671 00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:38,954 Your sphere of influence, mmm-- It doesn't matter. [chuckles] 672 00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:41,206 You don't have that effect anymore. 673 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:45,418 Not you, not Dianne, not Stewart. [sighs] 674 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:47,670 Not even gravity. [chuckles] 675 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:51,007 [exhales] I decided, I'm gonna fucking fly. 676 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:54,969 Take off your glasses. 677 00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:56,679 Mm-mmm. 678 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,473 Are you tripping right now? 679 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,642 -Immaterial. -It's not immaterial. 680 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:03,437 You're trying to divorce me on acid. You're not thinking straight. 681 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,647 That's why I'm thinking straight. 682 00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:07,482 That's the whole fucking purpose. 683 00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:09,234 It's acid. It's not drugs. 684 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:13,739 It's not like I came here on fucking opioids. 685 00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:17,159 Look. Sign or don't sign, 686 00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:20,454 but in 30 days we're divorced. 687 00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:22,915 I asked you nicely, like a person. 688 00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:25,834 I drove all the way here on acid. 689 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:29,463 You don't wanna be a person? Okay, good. 690 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:31,673 -Excuse me. -Whoa. Whoa. 691 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:32,925 Wanna make 20 bucks? 692 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,676 -All right. -Okay. 693 00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:37,346 Pass these to him. 694 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,182 [sighs] 695 00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:41,642 You've been served. 696 00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:42,726 I'll Venmo you. 697 00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:52,945 You got a pen? 698 00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:58,242 -[cell phone rings] -Ugh, Jeannie. 699 00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:00,577 [sighs] What's the problem? I'm on a schedule. 700 00:36:00,661 --> 00:36:02,120 [Jeannie] Peggy. The safe was robbed. 701 00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:04,623 The cops are coming after you. Owen said you did it. 702 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:07,125 -Why would I do that? I'm a PI. -[car door squeaks] 703 00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:09,711 Because he's saying you go in there for the Keurig. 704 00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:13,757 [chuckles] No, no, no, no. Nothing's gonna ruin this day. 705 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:18,053 This isn't old Peggy Newman where every day turns to shit. 706 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,680 This is new-day Peggy. 707 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:21,098 With signed divorce paper-- 708 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:24,935 Fucking fuck! 709 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,270 What's the matter? 710 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:29,857 [grunts] You bastard! 711 00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:32,943 [sighs] Okay. You tell the cops to stay put. 712 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:34,820 I'm coming and I'm pissed. 713 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,780 [punk rock music plays] 714 00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:40,951 -[engine revs] -[tires squealing]