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♪ Head above water
I'm making a way ♪
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♪ It's the first of the month
And the bills ain't paid ♪
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♪ I'm saying
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Keep my family close
Pick me up when I'm low ♪
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♪ Hold me down on this road
And I'mma bring us back home again ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ And today I'mma get out my way, Momma ♪
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♪ They try to spray
But the spirit kept me safe, Momma ♪
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♪ Again
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Hustling to survive
I'm just doing my job ♪
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♪ Feds be blocking my shine
But the sun always rises here ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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[man] Power.
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You either have it,
you're trying to get it,
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or you're Amish,
and you're sitting in the dark,
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pissed you ran out of candles.
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I hadn't thought much about power
until that day.
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The day my life changed forever.
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Let me take you back to the beginning.
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See, my mom is President of the Projects.
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And as a famous prophet once said,
"With great power comes 99 problems."
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Moms was about to experience
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the unintended consequences
of her newfound power.
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I am proud to announce
the first city-owned housing community
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to have security cameras
at all our entrances to keep us safe.
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[phone vibrating]
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-Hey, Lisa.
-Girl.
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You watching
this Real White Wives of Hockey?
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This bitch Meagan told Brittany
her greens were salty.
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-Brittany slap--
-Lisa. I can't talk right now.
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You always say that.
You starting to sound like my daddy.
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I'm at the ribbon-cutting ceremony
for the new cameras. Let me call you back.
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You act like you too busy for me
since you got that little president job.
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I've been busy, but that's the job.
I promise we'll hook up.
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[chuckles] Sorry about that.
Donte, where's the scissors?
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[whispering]
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What do you mean, "Not in the budget"?
We can't afford scissors?
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[chuckling]
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[growling]
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[people applauding]
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You're doing a good thing
for your community.
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You didn't give me a choice.
What I asked for
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was the elevator repaired,
not security cameras.
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Don't you agree that safety comes first?
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You've never heard
the saying "safety second."
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I haven't.
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What good is an elevator
if there's no surveillance system
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to prevent people from stealing it?
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Steal an elevator?
How would someone even do that?
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Well, with your attitude, they wouldn't.
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But they're not you. You're you.
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Which is why we're on your side here.
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-I didn't know there were sides.
-There aren't.
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That's the point.
You want what's best for the projects.
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I want what's best
for the residents of the projects.
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Of course.
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What would the projects be
without the residents?
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Just real estate.
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Which is why
we're so concerned about safety.
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And nothing else. Seriously.
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Nothing else.
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[smooth music playing]
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[Junior] I know I should be
doing a voice-over
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about what I'm feeling
or what's the next story point,
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but this beat is slapping.
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[Reggie] I got you a job
at Henry's Chicken Shack.
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With my cab out of commission,
someone's gotta pick up the slack.
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It ain't gon' be me!
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Hey, what about school?
Why aren't you working at Henry's?
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We both know school's not for you.
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I'm still mourning the death of my cab.
Show some respect and go to work.
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[Junior] Some of us were struggling
with not having any power at all.
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Welcome to the first day
of the worst job of your life.
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You on the bird dunk today, Evans.
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Quick advice
before the Weight Watchers rush.
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Don't let them see you cry,
and extra sauce is fifty cents.
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No expectations.
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You mean "no exceptions."
And they say I'm not smart. Whoops!
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It's glowing.
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[ominous music playing]
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[chicken clucking]
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-[Junior screaming]
-[chicken squawking]
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WorldStar! Damn!
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You getting two-pieced by a two-piece.
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[man laughing]
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-[screaming continues]
-[squawking continues]
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[Junior grunting]
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-[squawk]
-[panting]
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[chicken clucking]
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[squawking]
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[Junior screaming]
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[Junior] Oh, please!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[knocking]
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Who is that?
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"I don't know. We didn't invite anybody.
I only want you to eat me."
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You're right. I'll ignore them.
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What you doing opening my door, boy?
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You lucky I don't have
a permit for my damn gun.
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I would've shot your ass
and gave you two navels.
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"Permit?" This dude.
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Mr. Evans, you need to watch your son.
I have a personal emergency.
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Uh-uh, she got a date.
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You just had a date two weeks ago.
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Well, at my age, two weeks is two years.
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[gasps] I know you didn't just touch
my sandwich with those nasty baby hands.
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Put my pickle down, boy!
Didn't I just say--
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[dramatic music playing]
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[both screaming]
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This is why I don't babysit.
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You sure? 'Cause I heard you need a job.
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I heard you need a guardian. Ah!
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Your diaper days are approaching, old man.
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[Reggie grunting]
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You threatening me?
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Hell yeah, *****.
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[screaming]
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Let's see you touch your toes.
Oh, you can't, huh?
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Mimi, take this boy back.
I am not watching his ass.
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-Damn it!
-Fuck!
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Now, that's a buffet.
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Hurry. The old one might be fat,
but he got fast feet.
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[women laughing]
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[Junior] For others,
power just falls in their laps.
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I don't know why you got me here.
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I'm not about to be a pawn
in a surveillance state,
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whose primary agenda is
the subjugation of people of color.
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For too long, Black bodies
have been objects of observation,
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not equal participants of communication.
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Look, Encyclopedia Brown,
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I just need you
to show me what the buttons do.
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You wanna help Black people?
Start with your mother.
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Okay, fine.
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To switch cameras,
you click on "Switch Cameras."
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-To zoom in, you--
-I'm not an idiot. I know how to zoom.
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[police siren wailing]
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[women laughing]
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Why is she hanging out
with the garden tool, Tina?
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"Garden tool"?
Mom, when did you start cussing?
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Sorry, baby. Tina irks me.
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What'd she do?
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We were playing Uno,
and when I played a draw two,
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she played another draw two instead of
drawing two like the rules clearly state.
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Now that Uno-wrecker
is having fun with my best friend,
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trying to act like she's her best friend.
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-Wait. Where are you going?
-Nowhere.
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You're leaving me here with this?
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-Donte's here.
-Is he?
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I'll be quick. You mind the shop.
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I refuse to look at these screens.
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I will not be a party
to this kind of flagrant invasion of pri--
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Hold on. What is this?
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[Junior] There are those
who use power as a weapon.
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-What's your name, son?
-Junior.
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[dramatic music playing]
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That's assault, Junior.
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What? No, I didn't.
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Don't resist. You're already going down
for assaulting an officer.
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That's 50 years to life
and another hole in my punch card.
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Six more and I get a bump in my pension.
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Yeah, eat mace!
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Nice try, pigs. I caught you on camera
falsifying an arrest.
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Oh, no!
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An incriminating tape
of two police officers?
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Whatever will we do?
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[laughing] Yeah, you don't happen to have
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a cooperative grand jury
in your other pocket, do you?
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No. But I do have this.
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Ah, shit.
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Please delete that.
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My masculinity is, like,
the only thing I have.
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Me too. You think I punch walls for fun?
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It's my brand.
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Gone are the days you harass my people
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to compensate
for your privileged childhood trauma.
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There are cameras everywhere,
and I'm watching you.
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So, stay out of here,
or I'm posting this on Black Twitter.
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Not Black Twitter.
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I can handle indictment,
but memes are for life. Please!
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Damn, that felt good!
We don't have to fight the power.
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Power to the people! We are the world!
The revolution will not be televised.
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-It will be tweeted!
-[Junior] Grey!
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My bad.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm all right.
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What's this?
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Damn, genetically modified
for the pathetically modified.
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-[sinister music playing]
-[women laughing]
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-What'd I miss?
-Oh. Hey, Bev!
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Nah, we was just--
Girl, we was just being silly.
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Siri, remind me
to check the building for gas leaks.
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Uh, you wanna go to the movies
to see Honey, I Shrunk Madea?
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Ooh, nah. I got Bible study tonight.
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We did so much sinning,
the devil won't look us in the eye.
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Girl you kill me!
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I wanna sin.
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[rats squeaking]
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[Junior] Was I such a chicken
that now I'm becoming one?
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[man] Hey, motherfucker! Run it,
or your ass'll end up at a Biggie concert.
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I thought Biggie was dead.
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He is, fool. The concert would be
in heaven, motherfucker.
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Damn, you don't be using
your critical thinking skills, my G.
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-Come on.
-[can rattles]
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-Hey, who the fuck back there?
-[Junior] Hey, fellas.
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You shouldn't be robbing people.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, how about
we just beat your ass instead?
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[Junior grunting, groaning]
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[Reggie grunts]
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[chicken squawking]
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[Junior clucking]
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[Junior] Cock-a-doodle-do.
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-[gasps] What the--
-Cluck?
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See what I did there? [laughing]
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[Junior squawking]
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[man grunting]
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Here you go, Mr. Lear.
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Oh, you can call me Norman.
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Holy shit!
I can't believe what I just saw.
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Being held up is scary.
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Never mind that.
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I just watched a kid
turning into a giant chicken.
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As a centenarian,
I thought I'd seen everything.
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So, what the hell do they call you?
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You can call me--
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Oh, shit, my eyes!
Who the hell was that mother--
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Clucker. The Mother Clucker.
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[Junior] And just like that,
the Mother Clucker crime fighter was born.
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Or hatched.
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In the meantime, even though Grey
was still anti-Big Brother,
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she was finding her power
being Big Sister.
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Look, that mail carrier looks sus.
What do you think is in his bag?
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-Uh, mail?
-Awfully big hat he's wearing.
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Wonder why he's hiding his face?
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The sun?
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I'm gonna call my mom.
The security in this building is pathetic.
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[Beverly] You've reached
Beverly's voicemail. Leave a mess--
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How am I gonna keep the projects safe
if I can't even see the projects?
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That's why
I drink myself near blind every night.
245
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,083
That way, I don't have to worry
about seeing nothing.
246
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,500
I need to do something.
247
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,041
[camera whirring]
248
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,291
[dramatic music playing]
249
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,583
-I'll just call Whitemen myself.
-[phone ringing]
250
00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,500
Please hold
for projects president Beverly Evans.
251
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:44,041
Hi, this is Beverly Evans.
Why am I calling from my daughter's phone?
252
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,625
[stammering]
Well, now that I'm a big shot president,
253
00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:49,125
I can't be bothered
with dialing numbers myself.
254
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,916
Even bothering
to explain that to you is beneath me.
255
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,916
Let's cut to it. I need more cameras.
On the inside this time.
256
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,125
No, for the building.
257
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,958
People's innards
can be their own business. [laughs]
258
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,500
At least for now.
And when will they be installed?
259
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,875
Oh! That soon?
260
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,750
[machines booting up]
261
00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:08,625
Wow!
262
00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,916
Dang, they really care about our safety.
263
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,125
All of a sudden.
264
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,625
Almost as much as I do.
265
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,416
Seriously. It's about safety.
And nothing else.
266
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,166
-[Dalvin] What we doing here?
-Thanks to you, the house is a mess.
267
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,541
So, either we clean it up,
or we hang out someplace
268
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,625
where nobody gives a shit if it's a dump
until your mother comes home.
269
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,166
-What I'm supposed to do?
-Stand over there and catch.
270
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,375
I… I can't see.
271
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,416
Oh, you gon' see.
You wanna sling something?
272
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,250
Have you ever tried slinging a baseball?
You can make a lot of money going pro.
273
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,416
And then someday, I can be proud of you.
274
00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:38,958
[Reggie grunting]
275
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,750
Can a G get in on some of this action?
276
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,333
Ooh. On top of everything else, now this?
277
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:51,250
I swear, no father has ever been
more disappointed in his son.
278
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,458
Everybody knows
you double down on a hard two.
279
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,500
-He ain't making that shit.
-You think so?
280
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,625
They didn't call me
Rollin' Reggie for nothing.
281
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,458
Fo sho, double on a hard two then.
282
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:05,375
Mm-hmm. Take that. Take that.
Pop your collar.
283
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,791
Get that paper, son.
284
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,541
Did you… you just call me "son"?
285
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,583
I did, didn't I? Huh.
286
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,833
Suppress those emotions, boy.
287
00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:17,166
You get emotional,
and they'll catch you slipping.
288
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,000
[Junior] It was good to see
Dalvin and Dad accepting one another.
289
00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:24,541
Meanwhile, I finally decided
290
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:27,291
it was time to see
what these feathers could do.
291
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,125
[tires screeching]
292
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,541
[upbeat music playing]
293
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,916
[woman screaming]
294
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:51,500
[Junior clucking]
295
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,000
Ooh. You almost missed it.
Mr. Johnson's gonna walk in
296
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,583
and catch Mrs. Johnson
spread-eagle for Mr. James.
297
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,458
Oh, no, no, no. I can't watch this.
298
00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:01,375
Oh, that's no problem.
Let's just go to the reverse angle.
299
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,083
[woman] Henry, calm down.
You know we're separated.
300
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,666
Uh-uh. Sucker punch.
301
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,791
My man's was just trying
to get his pants on.
302
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,083
I can't look away.
Now I understand the Housewives craze.
303
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,666
Oh, damn! Not the cast iron skillet.
304
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,250
-I need your help.
-Hey, Ma.
305
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,333
I'm not watching anything.
Just doing my job.
306
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:20,250
I'm your eye in the sky. What do you need?
307
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:23,166
We're looking for Lisa. Any time between--
308
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,791
Stop! There she is.
309
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,958
I knew she was lying.
Those aren't her church clothes.
310
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,541
She ain't showing enough skin.
311
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,666
[gasping] Chicago Mix in their teeth.
312
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,458
She went and saw
Honey, I Shrunk Madea without me.
313
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,625
Ma, not flossing doesn't prove guilt.
314
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,500
Otherwise, Junior would be in Cook County.
His teeth look like chewed-up candy corn.
315
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,291
You right. I need more proof.
316
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:49,875
Yeah, yo.
What up, my dawg man, dawg dude, dawg?
317
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:53,500
-Your sister got me patrolling the halls.
-Why would Grey have you doing that?
318
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,958
'Cause she's blackmailing me.
319
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:57,375
-She caught me doing something on camera.
-Grey?
320
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,458
Yeah, man, your sister been on one.
321
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:03,625
-Man, she got this whole building shook.
-Skoochie, can you get my mail?
322
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:04,666
Why can't you get it?
323
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:08,958
The eyes. The eyes.
324
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,500
[Grey] Hey! Enough malingering
in the halls, people. Malingerers!
325
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,666
Be on your way.
And may camera angles be in your favor.
326
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,250
[Grey laughing]
327
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,416
[Junior] Forget changing.
Grey was spinning out of control.
328
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,958
I need to stop her.
329
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:25,291
-Oh. Where is it? Where is it?
-[man] Where's what?
330
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,416
[screams] Willy! Don't scare me like that.
How's Bridget?
331
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,750
She left me for my father.
Said he was more worldly.
332
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,833
Took her down to Pei Wei's dumpster
for her birthday.
333
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,041
-Bougie.
-You don't need her, Willy.
334
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,791
You know how many women
would kill for a dive with you?
335
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,041
Not me. Take your hand off my boob.
336
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,583
Sorry, I thought it was a little sexual
tension between us. Excuse me.
337
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,875
[Willie] Are you looking
for anything in particular?
338
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,666
'Cause I have everything organized.
339
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,291
Lisa's garbage. Don't ask.
340
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:55,875
No judgment. No judgment at all.
Look, I live in a dumpster.
341
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:59,750
Okay, let me look.
Lisa-comma-Lashes. Here ya go, baby.
342
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,541
Hell yeah! Gotcha.
Let's see you lie your way out of this.
343
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:04,500
[Willie] Good luck.
344
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,416
[camera whirring]
345
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,375
[farting]
346
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:22,666
[Junior] I know what you're thinking.
"Don't only hens lay eggs?"
347
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,708
What you really should be asking is,
348
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:27,625
"Why am I poking logic holes
in a story about a teenage boy
349
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,416
turning into a life-sized chicken
in order to fight crime?"
350
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,750
[computer beeping]
351
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,791
I don't know who you are,
352
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,083
but you're about
to become chicken tenders.
353
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,666
[dramatic music playing]
354
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,833
[Junior] Even with the best intentions,
power changes people.
355
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,541
The point is,
it's what you do with that power
356
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,625
that defines you.
357
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,750
It was time to see
what my legacy would be.
358
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:53,625
Luckily, nothing could distract me
from my mission at--
359
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,000
Hey! There's Dad and Dalvin!
360
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,666
Hi, guys. Check me out. I'm a superhero.
361
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,041
-Did you hear that?
-Nah.
362
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,500
You know, Pops. You ain't that bad.
363
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,666
I guess you could've sprayed out
my nuts after all.
364
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:10,041
Yeah. I guess I'll stop telling people
that Ma had an affair with Derrick Rose.
365
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,041
[Dalvin cooing] Daddy.
366
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,791
Hey, Reggie 2.0,
you want Pops to get you some ice cream?
367
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,208
Hell, yeah, I want some ice cream.
368
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,625
But first, I got something for you.
[whistling]
369
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,541
I saw your taxi could use a tune-up.
370
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,791
Got the AC fixed
'cause a player gotta stay cool,
371
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:28,041
added the cushioned leather
imported all the way from Colombia.
372
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,583
I tinted the windows
so nobody try to jack you.
373
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,208
And I even got your name on the plates.
374
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,750
Them personalized joints.
And the tags is real.
375
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:39,875
For me? If I hit the streets now,
I could make rent real quick.
376
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,000
[car engine revving]
377
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,250
Man, that dude crazy.
378
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,125
When he get excited,
he just be dropping shit.
379
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,083
But he'll come back.
We're getting ice cream.
380
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,625
[wind gusting]
381
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,625
[women laughing]
382
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:59,708
Ooh, Bev, look at you!
Anniversary date with Reggie?
383
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,083
Tina, leave.
384
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,833
-You're not the boss of--
-Now!
385
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,083
Unless you wanna end up
how your mama ended up.
386
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,125
[gasping] I can't be a greeter at Walmart.
I shop there.
387
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,291
What's going on, girl? You acting fishy.
388
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,791
Smelling a li'l fishy too.
Got a tilapia smell to ya.
389
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,000
This is what's going on.
390
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,833
Okay, fine.
Yes, Tina and me went to the matinee.
391
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,583
That's why we've been laughing so hard.
392
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,833
The movie was so bad it was funny.
393
00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:30,000
And while I'm confessing, yes,
we had our favorite Chicago Mix too.
394
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,291
I can't believe you. How dare you?
395
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,958
You went without me? I'll kill you!
396
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,333
[both grunting]
397
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,083
-Bev, this is a new frontal. Let go.
-You let go first.
398
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,208
-Forget your frontal.
-No, you let go first.
399
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,250
I'm home.
400
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,583
Hello? Family?
401
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,333
[grunting] Finally have a good day,
and nobody's here.
402
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,375
[Junior] While Dad was pampering himself,
403
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:52,250
little did he know
it was someone in Pampers
404
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,500
who would bring his good times to an end.
405
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:59,166
Think he taught me how to be a man?
Please, *****. YouTube University, G.
406
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,750
Fuck kinda name
is Rollin' Reggie anyway, man?
407
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,791
Fuck a Reggie, man. [whistling]
408
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,750
What you need? Watches, purses, binkies?
409
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,833
I got blinking binkies.
I got singing, leather, black binkies.
410
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,083
Nah. I need a Tijuana Paint Job.
411
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,458
-Whoa. Ain't you a little young for that?
-No, fool.
412
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:17,166
I need you to strip that car to the bones.
413
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,708
-You hear me?
-Sure. We can do that.
414
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,166
That's it? That's all you need?
415
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,541
[dramatic music playing]
416
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:23,458
[guns cocking]
417
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,250
-[Junior squawking]
-[gun fire]
418
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:56,000
Well, well, well.
If it isn't Wingstop's finest.
419
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,000
It's the… [squawks] Mother Clucker!
420
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,708
If you're trying to grow your brand,
I suggest you work on that name.
421
00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,583
You gotta stop all this, Grey.
422
00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:08,083
You're policing your own people.
You've become the very thing you despise.
423
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,666
You're blackmailing gang members
into being your security.
424
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,750
In my projects, we call it "whitemailing."
425
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,875
Whitemail, huh? [scoffs]
Candace Owens would be proud.
426
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,291
You take that back!
427
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,375
Make me.
428
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,500
You don't mess with me, all flats!
429
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,708
For the good, for the hood!
430
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,916
[sighing, chuckles]
431
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,583
Whoo. Man, oh, man.
I'm ready to pull another shift.
432
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:31,791
I love my life.
433
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,708
My cab! My baby!
434
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:37,166
What the hell happened?
435
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:41,041
Oh! Oh, Lord. My chest.
Just tell me why! Tell me who!
436
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:44,291
Coyote blend? I can't believe
you had me walking around
437
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,250
with an endangered species on my head.
438
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,291
Girl, please.
439
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,666
Coyote blends are the new Mongolian.
Half the women in the hood got 'em.
440
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,791
I'm not half the women in the hood.
I'm your best friend.
441
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,916
And you ain't gotta remind me.
442
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,416
I've been making you look good
since high school.
443
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,708
All the waxes that top lip has seen.
I don't wanna hear it.
444
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:05,500
Well, it was my hairy lip
that inspired you to do your first waxing.
445
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,458
There it is, back to you.
446
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:10,791
Can't end the day
without the famous Beverly wraparound.
447
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,666
"My kids this, Reggie that,
being president is hard."
448
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,416
Being the president is hard.
449
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,791
You know what else is hard?
450
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:21,416
When your ride-or-die,
"if anybody ask, I was with you" bestie
451
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,958
don't have the time for you.
452
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,833
Aw, you miss me.
453
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,208
Yes, bitch. I miss our talks.
454
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,833
I miss our missions.
I miss pretending to care about your kids.
455
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,625
-All that.
-I'm sorry.
456
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,166
I've just been busy.
457
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,375
I know, but I don't like
being reduced to just your stylist.
458
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,500
Never that. You're my sister.
459
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,250
Hmm.
460
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,958
Wanna watch an episode of Housewives?
461
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,583
Yes, girl. I've been thinking about
that salty shade all day.
462
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,125
[phone vibrating]
463
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,666
Girl, I get it.
You the president. I'll be here.
464
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,958
Thanks for understanding.
465
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:58,125
[Junior] Had I known
I'd be able to kick my sister's ass,
466
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,666
I would have became a giant
chicken hero a long time ago.
467
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,083
[Grey grunting]
468
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:05,875
[snoring]
469
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:10,666
[grunting continues]
470
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,375
[dramatic music playing]
471
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,708
[screaming]
472
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:33,125
No!
473
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:39,458
My office! [crying]
474
00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:47,958
What have you done?
You're as stupid as my stupid brother!
475
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:51,500
If your brother is so stupid,
why don't you notice
476
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,250
he steals a dollar
out of your piggy bank every week?
477
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,375
What?
478
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,166
Why is someone running
around here in a chicken costume?
479
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,500
[squawking]
480
00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,541
Grey, what's going on here?
481
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:05,708
After I got a taste of what it feels like
to be Big Brother, I couldn't stop.
482
00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:09,416
And then there was a rotisserie superhero
who flew in trying to save the hood.
483
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,666
He couldn't whoop me.
Then a knockdown brawl
484
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:14,500
that destroyed the cameras
but may have saved the community.
485
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:17,041
Yeah, yeah. That's what it looked like.
I was just checking.
486
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:18,708
Listen, this… this is my fault.
487
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:21,375
I shouldn't have
put this kind of responsibility on you.
488
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,333
This is your fault.
489
00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:25,166
-How could you be so irresponsible, mom?
-You better watch it.
490
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,583
[Junior] Grey might've
abused her position,
491
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:30,791
but we all know
the real power comes from the system.
492
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:35,958
We have Beverly right where we want her.
493
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,250
[machine beeping]
494
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:41,541
[Junior] So, where does that leave
the Mother Clucker?
495
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,458
I'm keeping my identity secret for now,
496
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:47,708
in case I have to come out of hiding
to save the world again.
497
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:52,500
So, I guess you could say
I live to squawk another day.
498
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:53,958
[squawking]
499
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,583
Hey, Reg, what's wrong?
500
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:57,958
[groaning]
501
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:00,791
Somebody stripped my car. To the bones.
502
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:03,625
What happened to those fancy cameras?
Somebody had to see it.
503
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,833
I'll find out who did it tomorrow.
504
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,875
I saw you pay those Latino strippers.
505
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,916
-I need you to be a little more specific.
-I'm going to bed.
506
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:13,458
-[gun fire]
-[man screaming]
507
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,916
I'll be right back, little brother.
508
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,000
The fu--
509
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,500
Don't. No one will ever believe a baby.
510
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,500
[squawking]