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♪ Head above water
I'm making a way ♪
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♪ It's the first of the month
And the bills ain't paid ♪
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♪ I'm saying
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Keep my family close
Pick me up when I'm low ♪
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♪ Help me down on this road
And I'mma bring us back home again ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ And today I'mma get out my way, Momma ♪
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♪ They try to spray
But the spirit kept me safe, Momma ♪
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♪ Again
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Hustling to survive
I'm just doing my job ♪
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♪ Feds be blocking my shine
But the sun always rises here ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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[mysterious music playing]
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[gasping] Oh God. No. No. Oh God, no.
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Please tell me I've been shot. Ma!
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[Beverly gasping] Oh God. Oh no, no.
Oh God. Please tell me you've been shot.
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I wish, but no.
I think I got my first period.
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-Shh.
-What are you doing?
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I'm making sure none of the busybodies
around here catch wind of this.
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I don't need nosy women
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or future R. Kelly's
to know you're fertile.
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Ma? Grey's vagina got a bloody nose?
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Get out of here.
And not a word about this to your father.
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You all need to keep it down in here.
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This is my first day off in a year,
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and nothing is gonna prevent me
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from enjoying
some well-deserved relaxation.
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-Grey got her first period.
-Gotta work.
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Gotta chase that paper. Be home in a week
when she's back to normal.
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What's happening to me?
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You'll lose 18 ounces of blood a month.
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You'll want chocolate,
but no amount'll be enough.
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You'll get bloated, acne,
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and your mood'll make you think
serial killers are misunderstood.
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And then, there are the bad days.
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Would you do something about this
before I bleed out?
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There's that mood. Watch your tone.
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Now, just sit tight.
We'll get you cleaned up, easy-peasy.
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What is that?
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It's a feminine napkin.
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Why can't I just have a tampon?
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The white girls on the commercial
say it's like not having a period.
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-They even swim.
-They're a gateway.
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First tampons, then who knows
what you're sticking up there?
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Just pull that. Raise your leg.
Okay. Around, up. There!
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Well, this looks like a gateway
to nothing but permanent celibacy.
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[school bell ringing]
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[grunting]
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[sighing]
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[indistinct chattering]
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Grey, come up to the whiteboard
for the first problem.
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I have important things to tend to.
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[sighing]
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Grey, move.
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No, thank you. Whiteboards are racist.
I only solve problems on blackboards.
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Yeah, yeah, we know.
Get your ass to the board.
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And try to be quiet if you don't mind.
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Hmm. Okay.
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[desk screeching]
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What? Is there
something wrong with your feet?
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[Grey sighing]
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[snoring]
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[screaming]
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Oh, shit. Aunt Flo's in town.
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-She riding the red moose!
-Yeah! It's shark week in Grey's pants!
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[all laughing]
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Grey, go to the nurse's office.
Your womanhood is ruining my nap.
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[mysterious music playing]
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Is there a reason you didn't
just hand me the period brochure?
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Uh-uh-uh. We don't promote
that type of lifestyle around here.
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This isn't Planned Parenthood.
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[grunts] Just flesh wounds, huh?
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-[Beverly] Grey? Grey?
-Oh, I'm back here.
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Oh, Grey.
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I tell'd you to keep it on the low,
and you go and get documented?
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Nurses gossip more than Wendy Williams.
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Don't tell anybody means don't tell…
[laughing] You got shot again?
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Oh, you silly child. Kids, can't wrap 'em
in Kevlar, can't abort 'em.
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Well, not anymore.
Oh, well, I'll take it from here.
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[humming, gasping]
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[suspicious music playing]
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Why the hell is my front door open?
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Ain't this some shit.
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First day off in months,
and it's the day we getting robbed.
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Somebody picked the wrong house today.
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Mm-hmm.
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-[Reggie growling]
-[man groaning]
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Junior, why you ain't at school, boy?
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No wonder you doing the tenth grade
for the third damn time. You never go.
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[Brittany knocking on door] Hello, Junior?
It's me, Brittany. We spoke on the phone.
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I'm here to buy the painting you posted.
Can I come in, please? I'm scared.
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Don't do it, Reg.
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She'll see Junior knocked out
and call the cops.
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Brittany's love calling the damn cops.
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Absolutely not. Go away!
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But what am I gonna do with all this cash?
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This woman is the damn devil.
Uh, be right there!
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[Reggie grunting]
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Oh, thank God. Wow. This is totally cray.
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Sometimes artists exaggerate
where they're from to seem more gritty,
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but your neighborhood is a real shithole.
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I'm genuinely afraid for my life.
Check out my Fitbit stats.
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Can't you just give me the money
for this piece of junk and go?
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[gasping] OMG, is that him? Is he dead?
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What? No! No, no. He's not-- He's--
Oh, no. Oh. Oh. No, no. He's not dead.
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I can't believe I own his final piece.
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It has to be worth double.
Does he have any mixtapes?
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-Did you say double?
-Fine, triple.
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But I want a selfie in this apartment.
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My friends will never believe this shit.
Cover me.
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Mmm. Dead artists are gold mines indeed.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, boy. Stay down.
You might be on to something.
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[grunting] Get in here, now.
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God, this is the worst day ever.
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Aye! Watch your mouth.
This filth is not the blood of Jesus.
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[Grey] No sanitary napkins? Of course.
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What are you doing?
Read my lips. No tampons.
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Next thing you know, you'll end up
giving birth in a public restroom,
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and your life as you know it will be over.
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[girl] Hey!
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-[water bubbling]
-[baby crying]
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Well, if the stall fits!
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Now, Mommy's going to teach you a trick.
This is a makeshift napkin.
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-We can even add wings.
-I am not wearing a toilet-paper diaper.
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Grey, put that down.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[grunting]
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[Grey grunts]
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[Grey yelling]
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No!
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[both grunting, yelling]
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[baby crying]
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I don't understand why I need to pretend
to be dead to sell more paintings.
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I gotta draw you a map, boy?
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White people love
their Black artists dead.
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You're two out of three.
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We're pretending the third happened.
Like I do with your brother.
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Okay, fine.
But what does Dalvin have to do with this?
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White people love buying drugs from him.
You understand?
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-[dramatic music plays]
-[both screaming]
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[both groaning]
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Uh, where are we? What happened?
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What happened?
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You pulled on that whore-maker,
and now we're here. I warned you, Grey.
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You said
I'd become pregnant and ruin my life.
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Not that we'd get sucked
into a magical tampon portal!
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[creatures grumbling]
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Dear Jesus,
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please release us
from the whore bondage of tampon spirits.
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Break the chains
of this filthy tamponland, God.
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Oh, in the name of Jesus,
I speak napkin life over my child,
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and I ask that you get us out of here now.
Please, Lord.
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You going to grab that?
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[sighing] It's Beverly again.
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Nope. I know what it's about,
and I'm not touching the uterus.
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Not in this climate.
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[creatures grumbling]
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Ma, help! One of those things touched me.
What are they?
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-[woman] Firstly, they aren't just things.
-Who said that?
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[woman] These are the vessels
from which all new life springs.
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I wanna go home!
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No, you wanted to be grown.
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[woman] Ooh, bars!
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[magical music playing]
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Uh-uh. Who are you?
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I am the Princess Hoo-Ha.
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To meet y'all is my pleasure.
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I welcome you both kindly
to the most magical place ever.
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-Beyoncé's closet?
-The motherland?
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No, no, no, no,
though those do sound good.
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Where you is right now is the womanhood.
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Now, it may look like
some pink room, but ladies--
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Surprise! You in a woman's womb!
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Are you saying we're in a uterus?
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You heard me right.
Isn't that just dy-no-mite?
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No, it's unsanitary.
These are my good shoes.
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Unsanitary?
No, it's like a self-cleaning oven
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where miracles are born
after just a skeet of loving.
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My mother thinks skeet ovens
are the source of all shame.
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Because it is.
That's what my Mama taught me.
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That's just what gets passed down,
and it's lame.
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Don't hate the uterus. Hate the game.
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[Beverly] What's up
with the albino Skittles?
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The eggs are celebrating you.
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You saved their lives,
and they're grateful.
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You rescued them from somebody hateful.
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How did we do that?
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Your giant flying tampon
killed Shonda Shame,
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whose only goal in life
was to make women feel her last name.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[eggs squeaking]
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All right. Okay.
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[Grey] Okay. All right.
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Uh-uh. We don't need to celebrate.
What we need to do is go home.
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Then follow me, sister gal.
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The only way out
is through the birth canal.
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To get to where you wanna go,
you need to follow the monthly red flow.
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Follow the monthly red flow?
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The monthly red flow.
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[grunts] And away we go
to follow the monthly red flow.
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Follow the monthly red flow.
Follow the monthly red flow.
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Follow the monthly red flow.
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Yo-yo, my Tok-sik ******, what's good?
Look, if you're into danger
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and exploiting Black folks,
come holla at your boy.
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I'm hosting a memorial art show
tomorrow at the project.
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Come buy a painting that my dead brother
painted when he wasn't dead my ******.
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Details in the link.
Yo, hit that motherfucker now.
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Shit, they gonna be storming
this place like the Capitol.
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Hey, big boy, when I come back,
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you better have
my white-people-loan-out fee.
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I can't believe it, my first art show!
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I'm finally gonna experience people
appreciating my work.
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Yeah, except you know
you can't be here, right, Junior?
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-Huh?
-What part of "dead" don't you understand?
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I'm supposed to post
and miss my own art show?
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One way or the other,
'cause you either gonna play dead,
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or I'm gonna make sure your ass is dead.
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-[gasps]
-Your choice.
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[eggs squeaking]
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[eggs grumbling]
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Have you little omelets
seen Shame around here?
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Talk, or I'll have you
all fertilized and carried to term.
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And believe you me,
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that's just where your troubles
are beginning. You hear me, chicken?
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[egg grumbling]
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Slow down. They did what now?
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They killed Shame,
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and now they think they can just leave
and tell the world that Shame's dead?
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Do you have any idea
what that'll do to me?
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I'll be a laughingstock.
People will think I'm an incompetent rube.
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My name will be a national joke.
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No one fucks with Grady Oscar Piles.
238
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,500
Vaginal vengeance will be mine!
239
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:29,166
Go find them now!
240
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:34,208
Above us are fallopian tubes
carrying eggs to your uterine wall.
241
00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:38,291
Over there is where the babies develop,
which is the start of us all.
242
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:43,000
We really are incredible.
Life literally can't happen without us.
243
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,291
Women really do rule! [chuckling]
244
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,208
[sniffing] Wait. What's that smell?
245
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,833
[Princess Hoo-Ha]
Ooh, you do got a nose for sweets.
246
00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:52,916
That there is the G-spot's treats.
247
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000
It's the ultimate place to make you smile.
248
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,000
You probably gonna wanna stay awhile.
249
00:11:59,083 --> 00:11:59,958
Grey!
250
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,541
[chuckling]
251
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:08,625
I love the G-spot.
The goodies on this spot are on point.
252
00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:11,125
Don't you ever fix your lips
to say that again.
253
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,958
Relax, Ma.
A little sugar never hurt anybody.
254
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:18,291
Child, please. Sugar might be sweet,
but it also gives you cavities.
255
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,750
It starts with just wanting to try some.
256
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:24,500
Next thing you know, you're waking up
to sugar bugs you can't get rid of.
257
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,708
Or even worse,
sugar babies you can't afford to raise.
258
00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:28,625
You understand me?
259
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:31,708
I have no idea what you're talking about.
260
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,291
Good. You shouldn't know
what I'm talking about.
261
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:38,375
-What's the worst that could happen?
-[gasps] Grey, look at your hand.
262
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,208
[groaning]
263
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,208
I don't feel so good.
264
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,541
Serves you right. Remember this.
265
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,708
-Just because this place--
-You mean the G-spot?
266
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:53,416
Yeah, that. Just because you like
how it feels at the time
267
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,708
doesn't mean you won't pay for it later.
268
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:58,250
Swollen ankles will be
the least of your problems.
269
00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,250
Now let's go.
270
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:00,791
[eggs grumbling]
271
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,583
"Oh, no," is what the eggs say.
272
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:06,083
The patriarchy is on its way.
273
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,791
With Sister Shame now lying dead,
274
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,375
y'all gots a price upon your head.
275
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,833
Wait a minute. What is the patriarchy
doing inside a woman's womb?
276
00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,500
It's how they keep the women down.
277
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:20,708
But without shame as a weapon,
they just a bunch of old-ass white clowns.
278
00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,125
Ooh, we better run, hon.
279
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:25,250
But I can't. [groaning] My stomach!
280
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:29,208
[grunting] I warned you.
But do you listen to me? No.
281
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,125
There they are! We found them.
282
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,666
Bring them to me so I can kill them.
283
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,041
[men growling]
284
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,416
It's the patriarchy.
285
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,833
The white man cometh to get his lick back.
286
00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:42,916
If he catches your ass,
he's not cutting no slack.
287
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,291
[all moaning, groaning]
288
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,666
Don't push my stomach.
289
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,916
[Grey yelling, farting]
290
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,666
[Grey sighs, farts]
291
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,750
-Sorry about that.
-Don't be embarrassed.
292
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,000
That's a natural thing.
293
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,833
Just like
the monthly blood your period bring.
294
00:13:56,916 --> 00:14:00,208
I've had about enough of you
and your rhyming, Queen Lacoochie.
295
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:04,625
This is my child, and she will not
be tainted by your WAP agenda.
296
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:07,666
-Grey, you follow me.
-But you don't know where you're going.
297
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,333
I have three kids.
I think I can find a birth canal.
298
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,541
[mystical music plays]
299
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,875
Ugh, all these vaginas look the same.
300
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:18,250
Read my lips. We're lost.
301
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,791
[both laughing]
302
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,333
Not funny.
You know we don't talk like that.
303
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,625
Why we gotta be so weird
about how we were made?
304
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,291
My mama always said,
305
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,333
"God hid the female parts
on the inside for a reason."
306
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,208
I'm so tired of your rules from the 1900s.
307
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,916
The world is different now.
308
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
-First of all, it was the 1990s.
-Yeah. That's what I said.
309
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:42,416
This way. Let's go.
310
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:43,916
[Grey] No.
311
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,708
I beg your pardon?
That's exactly what got us in this mess.
312
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:51,375
Your problem is you don't believe
fat meat is greasy. You gonna learn.
313
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,375
Oh, you'll be back.
314
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,041
You know why?
Because you can't get out that way.
315
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,666
Ugh, that girl and her hard head.
316
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,666
Yeah, it's difficult to imagine
where she gets it from.
317
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,958
[woman] The hood energy is palpable.
318
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:07,958
[man] Blackity Black.
319
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,833
Oh Lord! Lord, it should have been me.
320
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,583
Lord, coming through. Move!
321
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:15,958
Auntie of the deceased coming through.
Oh, Lord, it should have been me.
322
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,875
Or it should have been Bev!
323
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,666
But mostly, it should have been Reggie.
324
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:24,041
Oh, Lord,
why couldn't it have been Reggie?
325
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,958
-Because that ******--
-Relax.
326
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,250
Dalvin asked me to show up
327
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,541
and act like I'm sad
to drive up the prices.
328
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,583
I need to protect my investment.
I even brought in my PR guy.
329
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:36,625
He's a journalist for the Chicago Tribune
and one of my best customers.
330
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,708
-Don't say nothing stupid.
-You know--
331
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:39,875
Yo, what'd I just say?
332
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,583
[grunts] Thanks for supporting
my Black dead son's art.
333
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:48,875
He was killed in a trap house by dealers
and the police and white supremacists.
334
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:52,208
They all shot at him at once.
Right before diabetes got him.
335
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,916
The tale of a young Black man.
336
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,375
It'll probably win an Oscar.
It's so sad and shit.
337
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:57,625
Bidding begins in 30 minutes.
338
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,083
I accept checks
as long as they're written on cash.
339
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,208
I'm surprised you came with me.
Probably just to taunt me, huh?
340
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,541
Go ahead. Say it. I know
what you thinking. Just spit it out.
341
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,333
Are you sure? 'Cause you have said--
342
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,291
I know what I said.
And now I'm saying talk.
343
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,875
Ah, Bev, I love you, girl,
but you are, respectfully,
344
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:22,375
so thick-headed,
you didn't learn a damn thing.
345
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,500
No rhyme?
346
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,291
No, Bev. Just the facts.
347
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,708
Oh, I learned plenty.
348
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:30,041
Like, despite my best efforts, my baby
349
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:34,250
is gonna end up a fast-ass girl
with a tattoo of a barbed-wire rose
350
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,708
and some boy's name
written underneath it in cursive.
351
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,458
-Like you?
-Come again?
352
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:41,083
Beverly, you been lying so long,
you believe it.
353
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,666
You know you was a fast-ass girl.
354
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,708
[magical tone]
355
00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:48,250
Me? That's not even barbed wire.
That's barbed ivy, and I--
356
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,791
[sighs] Look, I just thought
if Grey didn't know,
357
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,250
I could convince her to--
358
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,333
You mean shame her?
359
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:59,166
Fine, yes,
shame her into being better than me.
360
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,583
Oh, I see.
361
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,958
So yo mama shamed you,
and you became a fast-ass girl.
362
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:06,000
You thought you'd do the same
to Grey and get the opposite result?
363
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,000
Yeah, but when you say it,
it sounds crazy.
364
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,833
Do you see the flaw in your logic?
365
00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,041
I do now.
366
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:15,125
And now she out there all alone
with the patriarchy on her heels
367
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,541
'cause you wanna be right.
368
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,458
Oh no. What have I done?
369
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:22,208
I gotta get my baby. Grey!
370
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,291
[man sighing] It's a little pedestrian.
371
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,791
Right, that's what I was saying.
372
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,791
It looks like
short folks crossing the street.
373
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,541
No, I meant ordinary,
374
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,791
boring, uninspired. Meh.
375
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:40,291
Meh? You don't "meh" my dead son.
How dare you?
376
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:43,833
The most interesting thing about it
is that he's dead.
377
00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:47,708
Honestly, judging from the work here,
not a great loss.
378
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,458
He was a damn fine artist.
379
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,958
He saw the world
in his own bone-headed way.
380
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:55,000
Look at this! I don't get it,
which means it's probably smart.
381
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:58,333
He had more talent in his toe thumb
than you'll ever have.
382
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,708
And if you disagree with that,
then we need to fight.
383
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,041
Aw, thanks, Daddy.
384
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,166
[upbeat music playing]
385
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,416
Hey, little girl.
386
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,625
I'm Danita.
387
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,166
What you doing
on Tampon Trail all by your lonesome?
388
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,208
Danita, I'm not a little girl.
389
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,666
As of this morning, I'm a woman.
390
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,666
Girl, please.
You flatter than sheet rock in Texas.
391
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,708
Girl, bye.
I seen diving boards with more shape.
392
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,083
You sure you ain't a boy?
393
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:30,458
Just because I haven't desecrated my face
with economically exclusionary cosmetics
394
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,375
in an attempt to serve
the fetishized desires
395
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,541
of an oppressive Caucasian patriarchy
396
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,416
doesn't make me any less of a woman.
397
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,083
I'mma tell you right now.
398
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,208
You ain't getting
no free drinks talking like that.
399
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,708
Shake that patriarchy
like your mama taught you.
400
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,166
[club music playing]
401
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,166
[men cheering, whistling]
402
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,375
[robotic machine pulsing]
403
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,750
I wanna be a real woman.
404
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,416
Then you lucky you found us.
405
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,291
[soft music playing]
406
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,666
Oh. Um…
407
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:19,708
I look good?
408
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,250
Hell yeah!
409
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,875
[men cheering]
410
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,666
[moaning, screaming]
411
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,500
-[groaning]
-[woman gasping]
412
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,291
What the hell is that?
413
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,625
Oh. No, no, no, no!
That's the artist's soul.
414
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,333
Stuck here in the projects,
forever cashing welfare checks
415
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,666
y'all pay with your hard-earned taxes.
416
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,833
-Boo.
-[woman screaming]
417
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:51,000
[woman] He's not dead.
Let's get out of here.
418
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,583
Do you know how much money
you just lost me?
419
00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:57,125
I only wanted to see
people appreciate my work,
420
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,500
but I got something better.
421
00:19:58,583 --> 00:19:59,916
I heard you defending me.
422
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,333
You don't think
I'm completely talentless after all.
423
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,708
Oh, H-- H-- Hold up now.
I never said that.
424
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:07,500
No, you said my paintings were good,
425
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,125
but you didn't get them
because you're not smart enough.
426
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,500
No argument there.
But I'll tell you what, Pop.
427
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,583
I get my talented toe thumbs from you.
You're like the Picasso of hustlers.
428
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,083
The family's lucky
to have you looking out for us.
429
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:22,333
That's perfect, father-son con men.
430
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:25,083
I'm gonna write a takedown piece so harsh,
431
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,291
you'll wish you really had died.
432
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,541
Wait a minute now.
Nobody talks about me and mines.
433
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,833
-Let me show you out.
-Wait!
434
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:33,208
[Reggie grumbling]
435
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,875
That was so sweet
how you exploited your son
436
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,375
and then stood up for him.
437
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,625
Now where my money?
438
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:43,958
We all taking a hit on this one.
You can't get blood from a stone.
439
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,375
It ain't your stones I'm interested in.
440
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,833
-But I will sell your kidney.
-You wouldn't.
441
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,458
Man, I ain't survived this long
being a nice guy.
442
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,541
First installment is due
before nap time Tuesday.
443
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,708
Don't make me wake up cranky.
You wouldn't like me when I'm cranky.
444
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,375
I got news for you. I don't like you ever!
445
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,541
[sighing]
446
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,958
Son. I'm sorry I never told you before
how really proud I am of you.
447
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,416
-Well?
-Now clean this mess up, boy.
448
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:13,416
I know it's good. I got it, baby.
449
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,916
Grey LaVaughn Evans!
Where did you get that ass, young lady?
450
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,458
[clears throat]
451
00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:24,083
So, if this is how you wanna look,
452
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:25,916
I support you.
453
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,708
My mother never trusted me
454
00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:30,708
because the patriarchy
convinced her she couldn't.
455
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:33,916
Well, the generational trauma
stops right here.
456
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,666
I want you to be proud of being a woman.
457
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,875
So, if this is how you wanna look,
458
00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:42,416
[nervous laugh] even if you want tattoos,
I-- I support you.
459
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,291
No matter what you, uh, you choose.
460
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:46,791
Bars?
461
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,833
Yes, Beverly, Bars.
462
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:50,875
But I don't.
463
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,750
-I don't want any of this.
-[Beverly] Oh, thank God!
464
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,333
[Beverly] I love you, baby.
465
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,958
[magical tone]
466
00:21:58,041 --> 00:22:00,375
That was so lovely.
467
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,708
I wish my mama said that to me.
468
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:04,583
Yes, that was quite something.
469
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:07,875
But did you really think,
after all this, that I'd let you leave
470
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,833
to spread the word that Shame is dead?
471
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,291
Do you realize what would happen?
472
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:14,666
Yes, women would have domain
over their bodies, their minds,
473
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,708
and their destiny,
and shame would be gone forever.
474
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,833
Sounds just as crazy
coming out of your mouth.
475
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:22,291
Shame will live on
if it's the last thing I do.
476
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,541
Say your goodbyes. It's time to die.
477
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:26,208
Boo. Ooh, lines.
478
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,416
It's Bars.
479
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,625
[both yelling]
480
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,750
Quick. Jump on the whore-maker--
I mean, lifesaver.
481
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,416
-That must be the way to the birth canal.
-Let's go.
482
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,500
[both grunting]
483
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:41,208
[both screaming]
484
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,083
-[yelling]
-[both screaming]
485
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,458
[screaming]
486
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:49,416
[panting]
487
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,083
Grey? You hit your head.
488
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,416
Are you okay?
489
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,416
I'm better than okay.
490
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,000
[upbeat music playing]
491
00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:02,375
["I am Woman" by Jessica Williams plays]
♪ I am woman ♪
492
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,916
♪ Hear me roar ♪
493
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,875
♪ In numbers too big to ignore ♪
494
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:13,291
♪ And I know too much
To go back an' pretend ♪
495
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:17,875
♪ 'Cause I've heard it all before ♪
496
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:21,166
♪ And I've been down there on the floor ♪
497
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:26,666
♪ No one's ever gonna keep me down again ♪
498
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:32,333
♪ Oh yes I am wise… ♪
499
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,791
Son, your stroke game is weak.
You gotta make love to the canvas.
500
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,500
Reggie, back away from my child.
501
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,666
Nah, that's okay, Mom.
Dad's just trying to nurture my genius.
502
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,875
Look, babe,
you don't understand the art market.
503
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:54,375
Black artists don't have to die broke
because they usually die young.
504
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:57,333
So, the whites short the market,
we ball out, and we die out.
505
00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:59,125
Aw, that's great, babe. Lunch is ready.
506
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,541
Break time! Not for you. Time is money.
507
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:02,875
Yeah, my money.
508
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:06,833
And go easy on the Spam, Mom.
I need his organs in tip-top shape.
509
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,416
Well, joke's on you.
510
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,958
My organs started failing
ten years ago, boy.
511
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,541
That was the best bath ever.
512
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:17,541
Are you still, uh--
How can I put this delicately?
513
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:18,916
Leaking?
514
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,166
Leaking? Like we're broken faucets?
515
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,958
Isn't that just like a man
to tell us something is wrong,
516
00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,791
when that's how it's supposed to work?
517
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,958
Well, for your information, yes,
518
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:30,375
we're actually both on our period.
519
00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:32,958
Doesn't it feel good to say that out loud?
520
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,208
-Does it have to be that loud?
-[Beverly] Yes.
521
00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:37,791
If there's one thing I learned today,
522
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,791
it's that women will never be silenced.
523
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,833
Girl power!
524
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:46,291
I'm confused, ladies.
Is it woman power, or is it girl power?
525
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,833
-Both.
-Both.