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♪ Head above water
I'm making a way ♪
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♪ It's the first of the month
And the bills ain't paid ♪
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♪ I'm saying
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Keep my family close
Pick me up when I'm low ♪
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♪ Help me down on this road
And I'mma bring us back home again ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ And today I'mma get out my way, Momma ♪
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♪ They try to spray
But the spirit kept me safe, Momma ♪
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♪ Again
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Hustling to survive
I'm just doing my job ♪
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♪ Feds be blocking my shine
But the sun always rises here ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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[Reggie humming]
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♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪
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♪ Good time ♪
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♪ Hangin' and jiving ♪
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♪ Good time ♪
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[both] ♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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-♪ Oh, good times ♪
-♪ Good times ♪
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-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
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[Reggie gasping]
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Sounds like you woke up
on the right side of the projects today.
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Well after last night, how could I not?
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You put it down, baby.
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You keep that up,
and I'm gonna want it every night.
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Spam and onions for dinner every night?
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You'll either get bored
or have a heart attack.
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Either way, I lose you.
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Now, hurry. Breakfast will be ready soon.
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It's leftover spam and onions.
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Ooh., you thirst queen, you.
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You had me at leftover.
Got me in the belly and the wallet.
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[Reggie mumbling] Whoo.
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[Beverly gasping]
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Junior!
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Oh, shoot.
Sounds like my mama's coming home.
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We gotta hurry up and finish, Tiffany.
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Not again!
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I just changed these sheets.
Now, come on, baby. Get up.
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Morning, Mama!
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Junior, what is this?
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[hip hop music playing]
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I asked you to paint
the wall in the hallway!
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What do you mean? I did.
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I meant cover up the scuffs
for the beautification contest today.
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Not use it as your personal canvas.
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Well, what can I say? I was inspired.
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I thought you'd like it. It's Black Jesus.
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I already have my Jesus I call on
when I need help.
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Oh.
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It's not your fault your prayers
aren't being answered, Ma.
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It's the boot of the patriarchy
on our neck that's keeping us down.
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Besides, the contest is just
Delphine's way of getting us
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to clean up this dump of a building
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when that should be
her job as building president.
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Don't fall for it.
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Grey, what have I told you
about protesting before breakfast?
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Spam is not breakfast.
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It's a pink, racist meat
designed in a lab by a pink racist.
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Grey, honey, I don't have time for this.
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I need to win
this beautification contest today.
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We can change the world tomorrow.
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Now rub some crumbs around your mouth,
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so when the judges come to our apartment,
they'll think I fed you.
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Ah, if you really wanna win, Ma,
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you should throw a collar around her neck
and call her a rescue. [laughing]
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[laughs sarcastically] The way you keep
repeating the tenth grade,
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they say we should've
put you down years ago.
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Both of you, stop it!
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Your father's in a good mood,
and the judges may stop by,
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so I wanna keep it that way.
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I don't think he's been this happy
since Janet Jackson's nip slip.
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Whoo.
What the hell is going on in this house?
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-There goes his good mood.
-And my childhood.
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I was taking a shower, and the water
went from hot to what-the-frio.
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[man] I hope you got
all the spots, player.
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I'll be back after you pay that heat bill.
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Oh, great.
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How we gonna win the contest
when it's cold enough to hang meat here?
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Well, if Delphine's judging,
she'll love it.
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The woman's built like a side of beef.
But have no fear. I have a secret stash.
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[mumbles] Okay, have fear.
Have lots of fear.
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What happened to my secret stash?
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Well, there was a secret sale
on pillows and candles and light fixtures.
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It's supposed to be for emergencies!
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This contest is an emergency.
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I'm tired of being
the only Evans family that never won,
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and first place is not going to the family
with the Henry's Chicken bucket
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as a lampshade.
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Oh. All of a sudden we too good
to read by the extra crispy light?
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Yes, Reggie.
On your grandmother's deathbed,
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I promised I'd return
this title to the Evans name,
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and that's what I intend to do.
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Besides, the prize this year
is a month rent-free
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and two weeks without roaches.
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Oh-oh. Maybe Dalvin
could get the heat turned back.
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That way Mom could keep a lampshade,
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and Dad's sudsy bits
can go back to normal.
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Oh, hell no. There's a reason I kicked
your no-good brother out of the house.
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[hip hop music playing]
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[entrance bell ringing]
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[car engine revving]
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[murmuring]
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Hmm. Man, my mouth's ready
for some milk right now.
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Somebody head to the store.
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Hey, partner.
You gotta give this corner up.
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Wait a minute.
Da Baby? Lil Baby? And "Baby" Baby?
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Man, crawl in line, fool.
I'm running this shit.
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Let me get into it.
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It's too many babies around this crib,
so you gotta clear it out.
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Man, ain't y'all, like, rich rappers?
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Street cred's where the money at,
you feel me?
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Deal drugs, get arrested,
then drop the album, like that.
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Make the algorithm go crazy,
bro, you know?
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Hey, give up the corner now!
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Nah, ******. I ain't giving up shit.
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Then we gonna let these here choppers
talk to you. How about that?
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[caterwauling]
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[yelling] Mama!
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That boy is your son. Don't you forget it.
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Not as long as he's selling.
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You choose to look the other way, Bev,
but not me. I don't need that dirty money.
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Look, I drive a cab,
and as soon as my legs thaw out,
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I'm gonna get that money
so I can help you win the right way.
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[soft hip hop music playing]
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Okay, here's your stop.
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What the hell is a $24 bill?
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Damn it! He got me.
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All righty, and here you go.
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Sobriety chips.
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Well, two months, huh? Congratulations!
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Damn it!
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And here we are.
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Here, keep the change.
I had a good day in the market.
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Bitcoin?
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You Metaverse ****** kill me.
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How do you expect me to pay my heat bill
with five bits of a coin?
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[shrieking]
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[piano music playing]
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Well, well, well. Look who decided
to grace us with her presence.
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Mrs. "I'm-Better-Than-Everybody
in-the-Projects" Beverly Evans.
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What did you come here
to complain about today?
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Complain? Oh, everything's fine.
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Matter of fact,
you're doing an excellent job.
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That's new coming from you.
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Oh, I just came to sign up.
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You know, I'm dedicated
to finally winning this contest
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and returning the Evans family legacy
to its previous glory.
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Great. Where are they?
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-Who?
-Your presents.
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Don't tell me you had the audacity
to come empty-handed.
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Clearly, you like losing.
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Oh, no, no. Believe me, Delphine.
Nobody wants to win more than me.
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I spared no expense this year.
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Fresh paint, new furnishings.
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Even cleaned
between the stove and the fridge.
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You know, if you remember,
that's how I lost last time.
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Well, that certainly sounds
like the winning formula.
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Thank you.
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But this year,
we decided to expand the criteria
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to include a more holistic approach.
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Y'all hear that, hoes?
We got a shot to win.
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Not that kind of HOE-listic.
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So, along with a well-decorated unit,
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we'll be taking into account
your family unit.
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And so that we're clear,
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your perfect little family
ain't so perfect these days.
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Having a drug-dealing baby who lives
on the street is an automatic deduction.
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Well, uh, I'll have you know
that my baby has turned his life around
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and is, uh, back at home.
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Uh-huh. We are one big, beautiful family
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living under
the same freshly painted roof.
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[snickering]
I look forward to seeing that.
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Name the time.
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Six p.m. Sharp.
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I'll be there with my entire family.
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Jesus himself
couldn't help her win this trophy.
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Don't be so sure about that.
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[heavenly tone]
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[hip hop music playing]
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Worth a shot.
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Dear Black Heavenly Father.
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Uh, Brown Creator. [chuckling]
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Colored Redeemer. Uh.
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African Alpha and Our Omega.
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Ooh, this feels good.
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Oh no. Not whitey.
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The true Almighty.
Head of the church and my life! Yes, Lord!
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Son, it's for you.
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New phone. Who dis?
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You said, "A closed mouth don't get fed."
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So, uh, I know you heard
that itty-bitty lie about Dalvin.
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And okay, okay, maybe he hasn't changed.
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But if you could
just help his heart, Lord.
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I promise you I'll get him baptized
and deliver right back to you.
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I'm not trying to tell you
how to bless me, but you know.
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"Closed mouths don't get fed"
is basically a Black scripture, right?
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Anyway, do what you do.
I'll be looking for a sign. Amen.
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Mama?
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Dalvin?
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Oh, I guess colored-people time
is only an Earth thing.
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Really, Jesus?
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I swear to my Father
I had nothing to do with this.
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Um-hmm.
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Oh, I should've known you were nearby
the moment I started lactating.
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Damn, I just ate.
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What up, little bro?
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Hey, Dalvin.
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Oh, goddamn, Grey.
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Why is your breath so violent?
Smell like I need my diaper changed.
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She's on another one
of her stupid protest.
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This time, it's a hunger strike.
Hopefully next is a breathing strike.
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[Junior laughs]
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It's freezing in here.
The heat off again, huh?
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Yes, but your father is at work,
so it'll be back on soon.
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-Wait.
-Don't worry.
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-I'll tell him the reason you're here.
-You will?
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That's right. Because I prayed to the Lord
for your safe return.
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Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, Jesus. Yes, Jesus, yes!
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-Won't He do it!
-Won't He do it!
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Aha, yes, He will!
So, when do you want to get baptized?
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Baptized?
Eh, I don't really know about that one.
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'Cause your boy's more spiritual
than I am religious--
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[hip hop music playing]
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I love the Lord!
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Like Jesus, I thank you.
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Beverly, I didn't make the money, but--
What's he doing here?
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I heard you can use some help
on the heat bill.
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Well, you heard wrong.
We don't aid and abet around here.
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Baby, I love you,
but Black Jesus ordained this win.
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We only have till six,
and he's a punctual one.
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Let me find out you slipped my wife
some of that baby powder.
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We gonna have a problem.
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Ah, look, man.
I know we don't usually see eye to eye.
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Mostly 'cause you're senile,
and you're a hater,
241
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and your belly stop you
from bending down this far.
242
00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:03,708
But that's neither here nor there, man.
I realize how important family really is.
243
00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,416
So, I'm changing my ways.
244
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,708
I wanna know
how I could better serve my family.
245
00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:10,166
He even promised to get baptized.
246
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,041
I'll believe that when I see it.
247
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,333
Now Beverly, I promised you
I was gonna help you win,
248
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,708
and that's what I'm gonna do.
249
00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:16,958
Junior, you coming with me.
250
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:20,125
I'm gonna show you
how a man takes care of his family
251
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,666
in a respectable way.
252
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,375
[lounge music playing]
253
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:34,541
Are my cataracts acting up,
or is that Reggie Evans slidin' in here
254
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,625
knowing he owe me $20?
255
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,375
Let me call my ex-wife and tell her
256
00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:42,208
she's about to get her child support
this month, compliments of Reggie.
257
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:45,083
Child support? The only ******
paying the bill tonight is me.
258
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,583
I even brought my good luck charm with me.
259
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,833
Thanks, Dad.
260
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:52,416
Oh yeah, my son's here too.
But feast your eyes on this.
261
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,333
[magical tone]
262
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,416
You brought Great-Grandpa's pool stick?
263
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:02,916
James Evans was the greatest pool player
in all of Chicago.
264
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,458
The man's nuts were two eight balls.
265
00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,666
[Jim] I mean, so the legend goes.
266
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,041
You keep my granddaddy's balls
out your mouth.
267
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,083
Now, let's do this.
268
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,000
Oh, hello, Delphine.
269
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:28,166
Just on our way
to get my youngest baptized.
270
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:32,208
Ah-ha. That makes all five of us
perfect in the eyes of the Lord.
271
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,208
Oh, shoot.
272
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,875
You know what? I thought I had some,
273
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,500
but it appears
I'm all out of fucks to give.
274
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,166
Okay, you up next.
You can have a seat over there.
275
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,875
Uh-uh, Hi-Low. You know
we don't use acrylic on her.
276
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,041
She needs gel on them fingers.
277
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,333
Okay, ready?
278
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,875
[soft music playing]
279
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,041
Lisa, you have a second?
280
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,916
Of course. You know
I'll drop everything for my bestie.
281
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,541
-Can you help me with Miss Guillory?
-Ah, Mrs. Guillory! I haven't seen you--
282
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,416
She dead, Bev. I'm hosting her wake later.
283
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,916
She DJ'd back in the day.
That's how she wanted to be remembered.
284
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,958
[Lisa] Um-hmm.
285
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,500
-[Beverly] Oh my.
-Damn.
286
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:19,000
Bev, pass me that Göt2b glue gun.
Now, what's up, girl?
287
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,916
I need to get my baby baptized.
288
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,583
Girl, I'm booked solid.
Besides, he needs more than Jesus.
289
00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:28,625
He needs the Arch Angels,
TD Jakes, and Creflo Dollar, shit.
290
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,208
I made a deal with Black Jesus
291
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,416
that if Dalvin came back home,
I'd do this.
292
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,708
So, will you help me?
293
00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:37,500
Black Jesus? Well, shit,
you should have led with that, Bev.
294
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,000
But, girl, your baby just did
a key bump of formula,
295
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:43,125
so no guarantees
on what type of Holy Spirit takes over.
296
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:47,791
Join me in bringing attention
to the chemicals in our food.
297
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:52,083
They are selling us poison
and passing it off as food.
298
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,458
Processed is--
299
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,458
Is that cornbread?
300
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:59,250
[shuddering]
Processed is not progress, my sister.
301
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:03,083
Hmm, but it may be full of flavor.
302
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,791
But your heart is in danger.
Stand with me!
303
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,333
Fuck this.
I'm hungry, let's go to the dog park.
304
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,666
Hey, what about the struggle?
305
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,291
That'll be there tomorrow.
306
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,916
[lounge music playing]
307
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,875
Ha-ha.
308
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,083
Dad, I went over there
and started playing pool stickball,
309
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,000
and I won!
310
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:21,916
Look at all this!
311
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:26,166
Boy, we need to turn the heat back on.
That ain't even enough to park on Sunday.
312
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,625
Junior, we got money
for the heat and then some.
313
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,541
I stay here any longer
I can afford to leave your mama.
314
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,583
Dad? You wanna leave Mom?
315
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,625
No, son. I was just shit-talking.
It's a pool hall!
316
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,791
That's what men do
when they're by themselves
317
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,416
and they can't get into trouble.
318
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,291
Besides, this isn't nearly enough money
to leave your mama.
319
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,916
Hmm. Sounds like you full of shit!
320
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Just like James Evans.
321
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,250
Heard you know him.
322
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,000
Hey. That's my grandfather.
323
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:55,750
Well, that son of a bitch
beat my grandpappy for his last $72.
324
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,916
It was all the money he had.
325
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,291
My grandmother left him after that.
326
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:03,500
James Evans is the reason
I come from a broken family.
327
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,750
Sounds like hand-eye coordination
is the real reason.
328
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,041
But what are you gonna do?
329
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,125
Beat you, so I can avenge my grandpappy.
330
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,875
Next time.
This money is to pay some bills.
331
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:19,458
Your granddaddy wouldn't give
my grandpappy a rematch either.
332
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,666
I guess being a coward
runs in your family.
333
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,333
Did you just call me the C-word?
334
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,416
Um-hmm.
335
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:30,000
Well, I'm gonna make you eat that C-word.
336
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:34,125
Welcome, y'all,
and to those who are here for the wake,
337
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,083
we'll get to Mrs. Guillory shortly.
338
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,833
But first, we have a special event.
339
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,250
The baptism of young Dalvin Evans.
340
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,500
That's right, we going full
sunrise-sunset up in here today.
341
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,625
Oh, Lord! Hallelujah!
342
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,291
Now, now, now, hold up.
343
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:52,083
I… I… I know a lot of y'all
thought this day would never come.
344
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,625
-Facts!
-Shit, big facts!
345
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,875
You dunk him in that holy water,
it'll probably start bubbling.
346
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,833
[all laughing]
347
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,291
Hey! Hey, I get it. He's a drug dealer,
348
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,750
but there's a really sweet baby
underneath. My baby.
349
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,666
[woman 1] Somebody check
that baby for a tail.
350
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:11,375
-[woman 2] I'd rather breastfeed Chucky.
-You know I can hear y'all, right?
351
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,625
[all gasping]
352
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,250
Maybe we sit tight
on this whole baptism thing
353
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,416
and lay Miss G to rest.
354
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,708
No, Lisa!
We need this done by six, you said it.
355
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:20,166
I know what I said, Bev.
356
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,041
But I'm afraid Dalvin is more
than my holy water can handle.
357
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,875
-But--
-But nothing, Mama.
358
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,875
I ain't got time for these hypocrites.
359
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:29,291
Y'all should worry about
your own dirty-ass diapers
360
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,250
before sticking your noses in mine.
361
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,958
The only difference between you and me
362
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:35,208
is I don't think
I'm better than nobody else.
363
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,000
See, the streets might want me dead,
364
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,708
but at least they gonna have to come
at me from the front, and that's on me.
365
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,083
-[Beverly] Oh no. No!
-[woman] Get him! Dalvin! No!
366
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,625
-[Lisa] Mrs. Guillory!
-Come back.
367
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,958
I made a deal with Black Jesus!
368
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,625
[lounge music playing]
369
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,041
Don't feel bad, Minnesota Matt.
Pool is in my genes.
370
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,750
And once I sink this eight-ball,
all your cash will be too.
371
00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,291
Hey, Pops! I won so many games,
nobody else wants to play with.
372
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,375
Dagnabbit, Junior! You made me miss!
373
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,750
You got lucky, Minnesota,
but better run the table
374
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,041
'cause Reggie Evans don't miss twice.
375
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,500
[grumbling]
376
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,250
Ah, my leg.
377
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,916
I got the Charley horse.
I can't finish the game.
378
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
That means you lose.
379
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,875
Hold up, not so fast.
380
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:23,041
If a player can't finish the game,
he gets to choose who can finish for him.
381
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,583
Fine, pick anyone you want.
I already beat everybody in this joint.
382
00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,291
Oh, did you now?
383
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,625
Runs in the genes, you say?
384
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:35,708
Junior? He never set foot
inside a pool hall until today.
385
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,000
I mean, okay.
386
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,625
There's no shame
in losing to your old man, Junior.
387
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,125
[upbeat music playing]
388
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,541
[grumbling]
389
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,708
[Pigeon 1] I don't know.
She don't look too good.
390
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,958
You need this more than we do.
391
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,250
[grumbling continues]
392
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,458
[Dalvin panting]
393
00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:00,666
[tires screeching]
394
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,541
[Dalvin screaming]
395
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,208
Help me!
396
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,458
[Beverly gasping]
397
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,541
Grey! Which way did Dalvin go?
398
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:12,125
Ah, he just…
399
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,208
-[grumbling]
-[sighing]
400
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:20,208
Oh these poor, unhoused folks.
401
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:24,833
If only they were part of a loving,
caring, and freshly painted family unit.
402
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:29,000
Six o'clock, Bev.
Y'all never gonna win. [laughing]
403
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:32,083
Grey. Wake up! Where's Dalvin?
404
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,166
They stuffed him inside a…
405
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,583
a loaf of bread and drove off.
406
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,583
"They?" He was kidnapped?
407
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:43,333
Well, he definitely didn't get
into that loaf on his own.
408
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,458
Ah, get up.
We have to go get your brother.
409
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,375
[lounge music playing]
410
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,875
Uh-oh, good thing you got
those extra layers of blubber, Evans,
411
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:55,375
because I believe I see a cold,
broken family in your future. [chuckles]
412
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,333
[phone ringing]
413
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,000
[Beverly] They got our baby.
They baby-napped Dalvin!
414
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,250
Well, at least today is not a total loss.
415
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,541
-Reggie!
-Here I go, Dad.
416
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,208
The moment I become a man.
417
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,500
You know, if we were lions,
I'd fight you to the death.
418
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,583
But I think you'd be proud of me then too.
419
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,708
Right before you bled out.
420
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,125
Hold up, Junior.
421
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:19,166
As much as I love for you
to hang this over me the rest of my life,
422
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,500
I'll never forgive myself if we don't go
save your worthless brother.
423
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,166
But I'm about to beat you.
424
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,958
Boy, one of the things you learn
when you become a man
425
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,916
is that sacrifices have to be made.
426
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,125
You know the rules.
427
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:34,125
You leave, I win the money. All of it.
428
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,583
Honey, I'm sorry
I pulled you away from the game,
429
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,083
and you couldn't win the money.
430
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,458
There was too much at stake.
I refused to let my ego get in the way.
431
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,416
That's so sweet.
432
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,166
[both] Whoa!
433
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,625
I never would of guessed
you felt that way about Dalvin.
434
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:53,666
I don't. I feel that way about you.
Anyway, we're here. [scoffing]
435
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,083
MLK Drive.
The good reverend would shit a brick
436
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,541
in a whites-only toilet
if he could see this.
437
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,250
Okay, how are we gonna find him?
438
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583
Mom, your breasts-- Are they leaking?
439
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,375
Ha, they are!
Looks like it's the right one. Turn right.
440
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,583
Okay. Okay. Okay.
441
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:10,375
[grumbling] Now, left titty. Reggie, left!
442
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:16,208
Okay, both are filling up now.
He must be right in front of us!
443
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,041
And if y'all goin' to kill me,
just kill me.
444
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,291
You ain't have to take
a ****** binky, man.
445
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,708
Hey, look, shawty, no one killing anybody.
446
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,000
It's bad business.
447
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,833
Just a little wean-action
so we can maximize our return.
448
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,666
What you mean "return?"
449
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,500
Oh, he's perfect and binky-less, right?
450
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,541
Oh my goodness.
His skin will look so good on Instagram.
451
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,583
If you don't hand over my son,
452
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,875
the only thing any of you ******
are gonna see is binkies.
453
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:48,041
Ah, this is what I get for trying to buy--
I mean, adopt American.
454
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,708
I should've ordered from Cambodia.
455
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:53,666
Those babies are way more grateful
and easier to light in photos.
456
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,333
-You heard my wife. Hand the baby over.
-****** you ain't my daddy--
457
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:59,750
-[yelling] Damn, hands up--
-He can get it too.
458
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,875
[yelling continues]
459
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,833
[Reggie] Boy, keep that hand away.
460
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,750
[baby] Lord, have mercy.
461
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:05,958
[grunting]
462
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,000
[all grunting]
463
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,500
Nobody messes with my family.
464
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,583
[shouting]
465
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:16,333
[intense music playing]
466
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,791
[shouting continues]
467
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:35,833
Hmm.
468
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,958
Well, I did exactly
what I said I would do.
469
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:46,666
I taught my boy how to take care of
his family with Grandpa's pool stick.
470
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,041
You know it, Pops.
471
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,291
Hurry, it's almost six.
We gotta get back to meet Delphine.
472
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,333
[all panting]
473
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:58,875
Grey? You and these damn flies
can wait outside.
474
00:21:58,958 --> 00:21:59,791
Fine.
475
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,500
Well, we're all here and just in time.
476
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,125
Actually, you're late.
477
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:10,666
The project clock says, "Six oh… one."
478
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,958
Better luck next year, Perfect Patty.
479
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,416
[laughing]
480
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,125
I'm sorry I let you down.
481
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:23,666
No, it was me.
482
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,500
I thought our family
had to win this stupid contest
483
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:29,500
to prove we were
just as good as the Evans of old.
484
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,958
But the truth is we're the Evans of New.
485
00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:33,625
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
486
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,708
We just have to be us,
and that's all that matters.
487
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,500
So, you don't mind if I sell drugs?
488
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,750
Yes, Nino Brown, I do mind.
489
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:45,458
And I better not catch
your little ass under my roof again.
490
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,333
-Mama?
-Sorry, but your father is right.
491
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,291
I thought I was putting granulated sugar
in my coffee the other day,
492
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,875
and then I counted every hair on my head.
493
00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:56,291
-Hey, but you felt good though, right?
-Out!
494
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,541
All right.
Y'all need me before I need you.
495
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,333
[piano music playing]
496
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,125
Uh, hello, Beverly.
497
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,750
I… I just remembered
498
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:10,666
I forgot to reset my watch
last daylight savings.
499
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,916
I… I see all your clocks
look right, though.
500
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,625
And… and your lampshade is so nice.
So, you're the winner, congrats.
501
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,208
Reggie, did you hear that? We won.
502
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,708
Oh you're a good one, Black Jesus.
503
00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:26,875
Are we done?
504
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:29,125
Oh no. Keys to the penthouse.
505
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,750
[gasping] To the penthouse?
506
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:33,583
Yep, I'm moving in my new crib. Get it?
507
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,791
-[dramatic music playing]
-[flies buzzing]
508
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,500
And these damn flies got to go.
509
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,333
[Delphine screaming, choking]
510
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,500
Thanks.
511
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,000
So, Grey, you starved yourself
512
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,875
just to end up eating the same food
you wouldn't eat before?
513
00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:54,541
And had them nasty flies
following you for nothing?
514
00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,583
They did more good than you know.
515
00:23:56,666 --> 00:24:00,000
-What about the struggle?
-We're Black. It'll be here tomorrow.
516
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:03,458
At least I ain't got that drug-dealing
baby under my roof no more.
517
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:05,541
[all screaming]
518
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:09,416
Oh, you got that right.
And I ain't under your roof. I'm over it.
519
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,625
And hang on to that for me.
520
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,625
I'mma send somebody down
to get it in a minute.
521
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:15,291
And could you keep it down
during my nap times, old man?
522
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,958
Your ass be talking too loud.
523
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:20,500
Damn! Damn! Damn!
524
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,625
[soft music playing]