1 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:14,125 ♪ Head above water I'm making a way ♪ 2 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:16,541 ♪ It's the first of the month And the bills ain't paid ♪ 3 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,916 ♪ I'm saying Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪ 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,833 ♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪ 5 00:00:21,916 --> 00:00:24,291 ♪ Keep my family close Pick me up when I'm low ♪ 6 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:27,750 ♪ Help me down on this road And I'mma bring us back home again ♪ 7 00:00:27,833 --> 00:00:30,666 ♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times Yeah ♪ 8 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,875 ♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪ 9 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,416 ♪ And today I'mma get out my way, Momma ♪ 10 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:38,291 ♪ They try to spray But the spirit kept me safe, Momma ♪ 11 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:40,583 ♪ Again Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪ 12 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,666 ♪ Yeah Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪ 13 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,291 ♪ Hustling to survive I'm just doing my job ♪ 14 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:49,208 ♪ Feds be blocking my shine But the sun always rises here ♪ 15 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:52,333 ♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times Yeah ♪ 16 00:00:52,416 --> 00:00:55,875 ♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪ 17 00:00:57,916 --> 00:00:58,750 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 18 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,291 [Reggie humming] 19 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,541 ♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪ 20 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:08,708 ♪ Good time ♪ 21 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:10,625 ♪ Hangin' and jiving ♪ 22 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:11,916 ♪ Good time ♪ 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,750 [both] ♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪ 24 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:17,500 -♪ Oh, good times ♪ -♪ Good times ♪ 25 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:19,250 -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 26 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:20,166 [Reggie gasping] 27 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:23,416 Sounds like you woke up on the right side of the projects today. 28 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,541 Well after last night, how could I not? 29 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:26,958 You put it down, baby. 30 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:30,250 You keep that up, and I'm gonna want it every night. 31 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,750 Spam and onions for dinner every night? 32 00:01:32,833 --> 00:01:35,041 You'll either get bored or have a heart attack. 33 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:37,041 Either way, I lose you. 34 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,208 Now, hurry. Breakfast will be ready soon. 35 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:42,208 It's leftover spam and onions. 36 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:44,000 Ooh., you thirst queen, you. 37 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,958 You had me at leftover. Got me in the belly and the wallet. 38 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,666 [Reggie mumbling] Whoo. 39 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,083 [Beverly gasping] 40 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,000 Junior! 41 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,666 Oh, shoot. Sounds like my mama's coming home. 42 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,541 We gotta hurry up and finish, Tiffany. 43 00:01:55,625 --> 00:01:57,291 Not again! 44 00:01:57,375 --> 00:02:00,666 I just changed these sheets. Now, come on, baby. Get up. 45 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:01,750 Morning, Mama! 46 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:03,208 Junior, what is this? 47 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,375 [hip hop music playing] 48 00:02:06,541 --> 00:02:08,541 I asked you to paint the wall in the hallway! 49 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,041 What do you mean? I did. 50 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:14,500 I meant cover up the scuffs for the beautification contest today. 51 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:16,666 Not use it as your personal canvas. 52 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,333 Well, what can I say? I was inspired. 53 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:21,375 I thought you'd like it. It's Black Jesus. 54 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:25,166 I already have my Jesus I call on when I need help. 55 00:02:26,208 --> 00:02:27,333 Oh. 56 00:02:27,416 --> 00:02:30,041 It's not your fault your prayers aren't being answered, Ma. 57 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:33,250 It's the boot of the patriarchy on our neck that's keeping us down. 58 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,666 Besides, the contest is just Delphine's way of getting us 59 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,375 to clean up this dump of a building 60 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,708 when that should be her job as building president. 61 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:41,875 Don't fall for it. 62 00:02:41,958 --> 00:02:44,958 Grey, what have I told you about protesting before breakfast? 63 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,375 Spam is not breakfast. 64 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:50,625 It's a pink, racist meat designed in a lab by a pink racist. 65 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:53,083 Grey, honey, I don't have time for this. 66 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,333 I need to win this beautification contest today. 67 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:56,875 We can change the world tomorrow. 68 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,791 Now rub some crumbs around your mouth, 69 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:01,625 so when the judges come to our apartment, they'll think I fed you. 70 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,458 Ah, if you really wanna win, Ma, 71 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:06,708 you should throw a collar around her neck and call her a rescue. [laughing] 72 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:09,375 [laughs sarcastically] The way you keep repeating the tenth grade, 73 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,250 they say we should've put you down years ago. 74 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,708 Both of you, stop it! 75 00:03:12,791 --> 00:03:15,375 Your father's in a good mood, and the judges may stop by, 76 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:16,916 so I wanna keep it that way. 77 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,625 I don't think he's been this happy since Janet Jackson's nip slip. 78 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,958 Whoo. What the hell is going on in this house? 79 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:25,041 -There goes his good mood. -And my childhood. 80 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:28,916 I was taking a shower, and the water went from hot to what-the-frio. 81 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,958 [man] I hope you got all the spots, player. 82 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,916 I'll be back after you pay that heat bill. 83 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,375 Oh, great. 84 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:38,875 How we gonna win the contest when it's cold enough to hang meat here? 85 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,166 Well, if Delphine's judging, she'll love it. 86 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:45,125 The woman's built like a side of beef. But have no fear. I have a secret stash. 87 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,875 [mumbles] Okay, have fear. Have lots of fear. 88 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,541 What happened to my secret stash? 89 00:03:50,625 --> 00:03:55,500 Well, there was a secret sale on pillows and candles and light fixtures. 90 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,541 It's supposed to be for emergencies! 91 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,875 This contest is an emergency. 92 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:02,875 I'm tired of being the only Evans family that never won, 93 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:06,166 and first place is not going to the family with the Henry's Chicken bucket 94 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,208 as a lampshade. 95 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:11,583 Oh. All of a sudden we too good to read by the extra crispy light? 96 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:14,291 Yes, Reggie. On your grandmother's deathbed, 97 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,416 I promised I'd return this title to the Evans name, 98 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,125 and that's what I intend to do. 99 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:22,208 Besides, the prize this year is a month rent-free 100 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:24,833 and two weeks without roaches. 101 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,166 Oh-oh. Maybe Dalvin could get the heat turned back. 102 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,291 That way Mom could keep a lampshade, 103 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,583 and Dad's sudsy bits can go back to normal. 104 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,750 Oh, hell no. There's a reason I kicked your no-good brother out of the house. 105 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:37,500 [hip hop music playing] 106 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:38,875 [entrance bell ringing] 107 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:41,708 [car engine revving] 108 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:48,500 [murmuring] 109 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,583 Hmm. Man, my mouth's ready for some milk right now. 110 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,958 Somebody head to the store. 111 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,250 Hey, partner. You gotta give this corner up. 112 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:04,875 Wait a minute. Da Baby? Lil Baby? And "Baby" Baby? 113 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,375 Man, crawl in line, fool. I'm running this shit. 114 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:08,625 Let me get into it. 115 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:12,708 It's too many babies around this crib, so you gotta clear it out. 116 00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:14,708 Man, ain't y'all, like, rich rappers? 117 00:05:14,791 --> 00:05:16,875 Street cred's where the money at, you feel me? 118 00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:20,166 Deal drugs, get arrested, then drop the album, like that. 119 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:22,500 Make the algorithm go crazy, bro, you know? 120 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:23,875 Hey, give up the corner now! 121 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,875 Nah, ******. I ain't giving up shit. 122 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:30,083 Then we gonna let these here choppers talk to you. How about that? 123 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:31,500 [caterwauling] 124 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:36,375 [yelling] Mama! 125 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:39,083 That boy is your son. Don't you forget it. 126 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,458 Not as long as he's selling. 127 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:44,625 You choose to look the other way, Bev, but not me. I don't need that dirty money. 128 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:47,375 Look, I drive a cab, and as soon as my legs thaw out, 129 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:50,666 I'm gonna get that money so I can help you win the right way. 130 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,166 [soft hip hop music playing] 131 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:56,583 Okay, here's your stop. 132 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,458 What the hell is a $24 bill? 133 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,208 Damn it! He got me. 134 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,083 All righty, and here you go. 135 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:09,791 Sobriety chips. 136 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,666 Well, two months, huh? Congratulations! 137 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:14,250 Damn it! 138 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:17,875 And here we are. 139 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:21,416 Here, keep the change. I had a good day in the market. 140 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,333 Bitcoin? 141 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,250 You Metaverse ****** kill me. 142 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,333 How do you expect me to pay my heat bill with five bits of a coin? 143 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:28,875 [shrieking] 144 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,708 [piano music playing] 145 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:39,458 Well, well, well. Look who decided to grace us with her presence. 146 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:44,541 Mrs. "I'm-Better-Than-Everybody in-the-Projects" Beverly Evans. 147 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:47,625 What did you come here to complain about today? 148 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,125 Complain? Oh, everything's fine. 149 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:54,541 Matter of fact, you're doing an excellent job. 150 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,458 That's new coming from you. 151 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,166 Oh, I just came to sign up. 152 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:01,208 You know, I'm dedicated to finally winning this contest 153 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:05,208 and returning the Evans family legacy to its previous glory. 154 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,750 Great. Where are they? 155 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,416 -Who? -Your presents. 156 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,333 Don't tell me you had the audacity to come empty-handed. 157 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:14,416 Clearly, you like losing. 158 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:18,250 Oh, no, no. Believe me, Delphine. Nobody wants to win more than me. 159 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,125 I spared no expense this year. 160 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,666 Fresh paint, new furnishings. 161 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,833 Even cleaned between the stove and the fridge. 162 00:07:23,916 --> 00:07:26,083 You know, if you remember, that's how I lost last time. 163 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:30,166 Well, that certainly sounds like the winning formula. 164 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,083 Thank you. 165 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:33,708 But this year, we decided to expand the criteria 166 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:37,416 to include a more holistic approach. 167 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,041 Y'all hear that, hoes? We got a shot to win. 168 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,833 Not that kind of HOE-listic. 169 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:45,458 So, along with a well-decorated unit, 170 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:49,541 we'll be taking into account your family unit. 171 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:51,041 And so that we're clear, 172 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:54,333 your perfect little family ain't so perfect these days. 173 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:59,083 Having a drug-dealing baby who lives on the street is an automatic deduction. 174 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:02,583 Well, uh, I'll have you know that my baby has turned his life around 175 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,083 and is, uh, back at home. 176 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:07,083 Uh-huh. We are one big, beautiful family 177 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:09,500 living under the same freshly painted roof. 178 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:12,000 [snickering] I look forward to seeing that. 179 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,416 Name the time. 180 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,166 Six p.m. Sharp. 181 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:18,208 I'll be there with my entire family. 182 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:21,583 Jesus himself couldn't help her win this trophy. 183 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,208 Don't be so sure about that. 184 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:25,583 [heavenly tone] 185 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,208 [hip hop music playing] 186 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:31,958 Worth a shot. 187 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,833 Dear Black Heavenly Father. 188 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,291 Uh, Brown Creator. [chuckling] 189 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,125 Colored Redeemer. Uh. 190 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:44,375 African Alpha and Our Omega. 191 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,333 Ooh, this feels good. 192 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:48,416 Oh no. Not whitey. 193 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:52,875 The true Almighty. Head of the church and my life! Yes, Lord! 194 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,958 Son, it's for you. 195 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:56,458 New phone. Who dis? 196 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:59,250 You said, "A closed mouth don't get fed." 197 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:02,916 So, uh, I know you heard that itty-bitty lie about Dalvin. 198 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,875 And okay, okay, maybe he hasn't changed. 199 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,041 But if you could just help his heart, Lord. 200 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:10,625 I promise you I'll get him baptized and deliver right back to you. 201 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:13,291 I'm not trying to tell you how to bless me, but you know. 202 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:16,375 "Closed mouths don't get fed" is basically a Black scripture, right? 203 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:20,541 Anyway, do what you do. I'll be looking for a sign. Amen. 204 00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:23,916 Mama? 205 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,875 Dalvin? 206 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:28,458 Oh, I guess colored-people time is only an Earth thing. 207 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:29,666 Really, Jesus? 208 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:32,083 I swear to my Father I had nothing to do with this. 209 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:33,208 Um-hmm. 210 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:37,833 Oh, I should've known you were nearby the moment I started lactating. 211 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:39,500 Damn, I just ate. 212 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,125 What up, little bro? 213 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,625 Hey, Dalvin. 214 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,041 Oh, goddamn, Grey. 215 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:49,041 Why is your breath so violent? Smell like I need my diaper changed. 216 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,916 She's on another one of her stupid protest. 217 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 This time, it's a hunger strike. Hopefully next is a breathing strike. 218 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:55,916 [Junior laughs] 219 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,458 It's freezing in here. The heat off again, huh? 220 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:01,541 Yes, but your father is at work, so it'll be back on soon. 221 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,291 -Wait. -Don't worry. 222 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:05,833 -I'll tell him the reason you're here. -You will? 223 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:09,708 That's right. Because I prayed to the Lord for your safe return. 224 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:13,958 Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, Jesus. Yes, Jesus, yes! 225 00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,666 -Won't He do it! -Won't He do it! 226 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:19,166 Aha, yes, He will! So, when do you want to get baptized? 227 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:22,541 Baptized? Eh, I don't really know about that one. 228 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,958 'Cause your boy's more spiritual than I am religious-- 229 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,208 [hip hop music playing] 230 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,500 I love the Lord! 231 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,541 Like Jesus, I thank you. 232 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,958 Beverly, I didn't make the money, but-- What's he doing here? 233 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:37,541 I heard you can use some help on the heat bill. 234 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:41,000 Well, you heard wrong. We don't aid and abet around here. 235 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:44,083 Baby, I love you, but Black Jesus ordained this win. 236 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:46,666 We only have till six, and he's a punctual one. 237 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,833 Let me find out you slipped my wife some of that baby powder. 238 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,500 We gonna have a problem. 239 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,500 Ah, look, man. I know we don't usually see eye to eye. 240 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,750 Mostly 'cause you're senile, and you're a hater, 241 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,125 and your belly stop you from bending down this far. 242 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:03,708 But that's neither here nor there, man. I realize how important family really is. 243 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,416 So, I'm changing my ways. 244 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,708 I wanna know how I could better serve my family. 245 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:10,166 He even promised to get baptized. 246 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,041 I'll believe that when I see it. 247 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,333 Now Beverly, I promised you I was gonna help you win, 248 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,708 and that's what I'm gonna do. 249 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:16,958 Junior, you coming with me. 250 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:20,125 I'm gonna show you how a man takes care of his family 251 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,666 in a respectable way. 252 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,375 [lounge music playing] 253 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:34,541 Are my cataracts acting up, or is that Reggie Evans slidin' in here 254 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,625 knowing he owe me $20? 255 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,375 Let me call my ex-wife and tell her 256 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:42,208 she's about to get her child support this month, compliments of Reggie. 257 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:45,083 Child support? The only ****** paying the bill tonight is me. 258 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,583 I even brought my good luck charm with me. 259 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,833 Thanks, Dad. 260 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:52,416 Oh yeah, my son's here too. But feast your eyes on this. 261 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,333 [magical tone] 262 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,416 You brought Great-Grandpa's pool stick? 263 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:02,916 James Evans was the greatest pool player in all of Chicago. 264 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,458 The man's nuts were two eight balls. 265 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,666 [Jim] I mean, so the legend goes. 266 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,041 You keep my granddaddy's balls out your mouth. 267 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,083 Now, let's do this. 268 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,000 Oh, hello, Delphine. 269 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:28,166 Just on our way to get my youngest baptized. 270 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:32,208 Ah-ha. That makes all five of us perfect in the eyes of the Lord. 271 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,208 Oh, shoot. 272 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,875 You know what? I thought I had some, 273 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,500 but it appears I'm all out of fucks to give. 274 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,166 Okay, you up next. You can have a seat over there. 275 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,875 Uh-uh, Hi-Low. You know we don't use acrylic on her. 276 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:53,041 She needs gel on them fingers. 277 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,333 Okay, ready? 278 00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,875 [soft music playing] 279 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,041 Lisa, you have a second? 280 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,916 Of course. You know I'll drop everything for my bestie. 281 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,541 -Can you help me with Miss Guillory? -Ah, Mrs. Guillory! I haven't seen you-- 282 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,416 She dead, Bev. I'm hosting her wake later. 283 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,916 She DJ'd back in the day. That's how she wanted to be remembered. 284 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,958 [Lisa] Um-hmm. 285 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,500 -[Beverly] Oh my. -Damn. 286 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:19,000 Bev, pass me that Göt2b glue gun. Now, what's up, girl? 287 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,916 I need to get my baby baptized. 288 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,583 Girl, I'm booked solid. Besides, he needs more than Jesus. 289 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:28,625 He needs the Arch Angels, TD Jakes, and Creflo Dollar, shit. 290 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,208 I made a deal with Black Jesus 291 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,416 that if Dalvin came back home, I'd do this. 292 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,708 So, will you help me? 293 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:37,500 Black Jesus? Well, shit, you should have led with that, Bev. 294 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,000 But, girl, your baby just did a key bump of formula, 295 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:43,125 so no guarantees on what type of Holy Spirit takes over. 296 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:47,791 Join me in bringing attention to the chemicals in our food. 297 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:52,083 They are selling us poison and passing it off as food. 298 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,458 Processed is-- 299 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,458 Is that cornbread? 300 00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:59,250 [shuddering] Processed is not progress, my sister. 301 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:03,083 Hmm, but it may be full of flavor. 302 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,791 But your heart is in danger. Stand with me! 303 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,333 Fuck this. I'm hungry, let's go to the dog park. 304 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,666 Hey, what about the struggle? 305 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,291 That'll be there tomorrow. 306 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,916 [lounge music playing] 307 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,875 Ha-ha. 308 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,083 Dad, I went over there and started playing pool stickball, 309 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,000 and I won! 310 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:21,916 Look at all this! 311 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:26,166 Boy, we need to turn the heat back on. That ain't even enough to park on Sunday. 312 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,625 Junior, we got money for the heat and then some. 313 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,541 I stay here any longer I can afford to leave your mama. 314 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,583 Dad? You wanna leave Mom? 315 00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,625 No, son. I was just shit-talking. It's a pool hall! 316 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,791 That's what men do when they're by themselves 317 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,416 and they can't get into trouble. 318 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,291 Besides, this isn't nearly enough money to leave your mama. 319 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,916 Hmm. Sounds like you full of shit! 320 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Just like James Evans. 321 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,250 Heard you know him. 322 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,000 Hey. That's my grandfather. 323 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:55,750 Well, that son of a bitch beat my grandpappy for his last $72. 324 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,916 It was all the money he had. 325 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,291 My grandmother left him after that. 326 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:03,500 James Evans is the reason I come from a broken family. 327 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,750 Sounds like hand-eye coordination is the real reason. 328 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,041 But what are you gonna do? 329 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,125 Beat you, so I can avenge my grandpappy. 330 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,875 Next time. This money is to pay some bills. 331 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:19,458 Your granddaddy wouldn't give my grandpappy a rematch either. 332 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,666 I guess being a coward runs in your family. 333 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,333 Did you just call me the C-word? 334 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,416 Um-hmm. 335 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:30,000 Well, I'm gonna make you eat that C-word. 336 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:34,125 Welcome, y'all, and to those who are here for the wake, 337 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,083 we'll get to Mrs. Guillory shortly. 338 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,833 But first, we have a special event. 339 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,250 The baptism of young Dalvin Evans. 340 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,500 That's right, we going full sunrise-sunset up in here today. 341 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,625 Oh, Lord! Hallelujah! 342 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,291 Now, now, now, hold up. 343 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:52,083 I… I… I know a lot of y'all thought this day would never come. 344 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,625 -Facts! -Shit, big facts! 345 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,875 You dunk him in that holy water, it'll probably start bubbling. 346 00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,833 [all laughing] 347 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,291 Hey! Hey, I get it. He's a drug dealer, 348 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,750 but there's a really sweet baby underneath. My baby. 349 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,666 [woman 1] Somebody check that baby for a tail. 350 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:11,375 -[woman 2] I'd rather breastfeed Chucky. -You know I can hear y'all, right? 351 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:12,625 [all gasping] 352 00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,250 Maybe we sit tight on this whole baptism thing 353 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,416 and lay Miss G to rest. 354 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,708 No, Lisa! We need this done by six, you said it. 355 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:20,166 I know what I said, Bev. 356 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,041 But I'm afraid Dalvin is more than my holy water can handle. 357 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,875 -But-- -But nothing, Mama. 358 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,875 I ain't got time for these hypocrites. 359 00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:29,291 Y'all should worry about your own dirty-ass diapers 360 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,250 before sticking your noses in mine. 361 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,958 The only difference between you and me 362 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:35,208 is I don't think I'm better than nobody else. 363 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,000 See, the streets might want me dead, 364 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,708 but at least they gonna have to come at me from the front, and that's on me. 365 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,083 -[Beverly] Oh no. No! -[woman] Get him! Dalvin! No! 366 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,625 -[Lisa] Mrs. Guillory! -Come back. 367 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,958 I made a deal with Black Jesus! 368 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,625 [lounge music playing] 369 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,041 Don't feel bad, Minnesota Matt. Pool is in my genes. 370 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,750 And once I sink this eight-ball, all your cash will be too. 371 00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,291 Hey, Pops! I won so many games, nobody else wants to play with. 372 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,375 Dagnabbit, Junior! You made me miss! 373 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,750 You got lucky, Minnesota, but better run the table 374 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,041 'cause Reggie Evans don't miss twice. 375 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,500 [grumbling] 376 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,250 Ah, my leg. 377 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,916 I got the Charley horse. I can't finish the game. 378 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 That means you lose. 379 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,875 Hold up, not so fast. 380 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:23,041 If a player can't finish the game, he gets to choose who can finish for him. 381 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,583 Fine, pick anyone you want. I already beat everybody in this joint. 382 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,291 Oh, did you now? 383 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,625 Runs in the genes, you say? 384 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:35,708 Junior? He never set foot inside a pool hall until today. 385 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,000 I mean, okay. 386 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,625 There's no shame in losing to your old man, Junior. 387 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,125 [upbeat music playing] 388 00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,541 [grumbling] 389 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,708 [Pigeon 1] I don't know. She don't look too good. 390 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,958 You need this more than we do. 391 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,250 [grumbling continues] 392 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,458 [Dalvin panting] 393 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:00,666 [tires screeching] 394 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,541 [Dalvin screaming] 395 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,208 Help me! 396 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,458 [Beverly gasping] 397 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,541 Grey! Which way did Dalvin go? 398 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:12,125 Ah, he just… 399 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,208 -[grumbling] -[sighing] 400 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:20,208 Oh these poor, unhoused folks. 401 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:24,833 If only they were part of a loving, caring, and freshly painted family unit. 402 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:29,000 Six o'clock, Bev. Y'all never gonna win. [laughing] 403 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:32,083 Grey. Wake up! Where's Dalvin? 404 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,166 They stuffed him inside a… 405 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,583 a loaf of bread and drove off. 406 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,583 "They?" He was kidnapped? 407 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:43,333 Well, he definitely didn't get into that loaf on his own. 408 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,458 Ah, get up. We have to go get your brother. 409 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,375 [lounge music playing] 410 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,875 Uh-oh, good thing you got those extra layers of blubber, Evans, 411 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:55,375 because I believe I see a cold, broken family in your future. [chuckles] 412 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,333 [phone ringing] 413 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,000 [Beverly] They got our baby. They baby-napped Dalvin! 414 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,250 Well, at least today is not a total loss. 415 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,541 -Reggie! -Here I go, Dad. 416 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,208 The moment I become a man. 417 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,500 You know, if we were lions, I'd fight you to the death. 418 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,583 But I think you'd be proud of me then too. 419 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,708 Right before you bled out. 420 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,125 Hold up, Junior. 421 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:19,166 As much as I love for you to hang this over me the rest of my life, 422 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,500 I'll never forgive myself if we don't go save your worthless brother. 423 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,166 But I'm about to beat you. 424 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,958 Boy, one of the things you learn when you become a man 425 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,916 is that sacrifices have to be made. 426 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,125 You know the rules. 427 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:34,125 You leave, I win the money. All of it. 428 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,583 Honey, I'm sorry I pulled you away from the game, 429 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,083 and you couldn't win the money. 430 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,458 There was too much at stake. I refused to let my ego get in the way. 431 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,416 That's so sweet. 432 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,166 [both] Whoa! 433 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,625 I never would of guessed you felt that way about Dalvin. 434 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:53,666 I don't. I feel that way about you. Anyway, we're here. [scoffing] 435 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,083 MLK Drive. The good reverend would shit a brick 436 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,541 in a whites-only toilet if he could see this. 437 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,250 Okay, how are we gonna find him? 438 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583 Mom, your breasts-- Are they leaking? 439 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,375 Ha, they are! Looks like it's the right one. Turn right. 440 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,583 Okay. Okay. Okay. 441 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:10,375 [grumbling] Now, left titty. Reggie, left! 442 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:16,208 Okay, both are filling up now. He must be right in front of us! 443 00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,041 And if y'all goin' to kill me, just kill me. 444 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,291 You ain't have to take a ****** binky, man. 445 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,708 Hey, look, shawty, no one killing anybody. 446 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,000 It's bad business. 447 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,833 Just a little wean-action so we can maximize our return. 448 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,666 What you mean "return?" 449 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,500 Oh, he's perfect and binky-less, right? 450 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:38,541 Oh my goodness. His skin will look so good on Instagram. 451 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,583 If you don't hand over my son, 452 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,875 the only thing any of you ****** are gonna see is binkies. 453 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:48,041 Ah, this is what I get for trying to buy-- I mean, adopt American. 454 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,708 I should've ordered from Cambodia. 455 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:53,666 Those babies are way more grateful and easier to light in photos. 456 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,333 -You heard my wife. Hand the baby over. -****** you ain't my daddy-- 457 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:59,750 -[yelling] Damn, hands up-- -He can get it too. 458 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,875 [yelling continues] 459 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,833 [Reggie] Boy, keep that hand away. 460 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,750 [baby] Lord, have mercy. 461 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:05,958 [grunting] 462 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,000 [all grunting] 463 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,500 Nobody messes with my family. 464 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,583 [shouting] 465 00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:16,333 [intense music playing] 466 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,791 [shouting continues] 467 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:35,833 Hmm. 468 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,958 Well, I did exactly what I said I would do. 469 00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:46,666 I taught my boy how to take care of his family with Grandpa's pool stick. 470 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,041 You know it, Pops. 471 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,291 Hurry, it's almost six. We gotta get back to meet Delphine. 472 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,333 [all panting] 473 00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:58,875 Grey? You and these damn flies can wait outside. 474 00:21:58,958 --> 00:21:59,791 Fine. 475 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,500 Well, we're all here and just in time. 476 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,125 Actually, you're late. 477 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:10,666 The project clock says, "Six oh… one." 478 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,958 Better luck next year, Perfect Patty. 479 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,416 [laughing] 480 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,125 I'm sorry I let you down. 481 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:23,666 No, it was me. 482 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,500 I thought our family had to win this stupid contest 483 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:29,500 to prove we were just as good as the Evans of old. 484 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,958 But the truth is we're the Evans of New. 485 00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:33,625 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 486 00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,708 We just have to be us, and that's all that matters. 487 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,500 So, you don't mind if I sell drugs? 488 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,750 Yes, Nino Brown, I do mind. 489 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:45,458 And I better not catch your little ass under my roof again. 490 00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,333 -Mama? -Sorry, but your father is right. 491 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,291 I thought I was putting granulated sugar in my coffee the other day, 492 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,875 and then I counted every hair on my head. 493 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:56,291 -Hey, but you felt good though, right? -Out! 494 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,541 All right. Y'all need me before I need you. 495 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,333 [piano music playing] 496 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,125 Uh, hello, Beverly. 497 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,750 I… I just remembered 498 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:10,666 I forgot to reset my watch last daylight savings. 499 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,916 I… I see all your clocks look right, though. 500 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,625 And… and your lampshade is so nice. So, you're the winner, congrats. 501 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,208 Reggie, did you hear that? We won. 502 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,708 Oh you're a good one, Black Jesus. 503 00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:26,875 Are we done? 504 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:29,125 Oh no. Keys to the penthouse. 505 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,750 [gasping] To the penthouse? 506 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:33,583 Yep, I'm moving in my new crib. Get it? 507 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,791 -[dramatic music playing] -[flies buzzing] 508 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,500 And these damn flies got to go. 509 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,333 [Delphine screaming, choking] 510 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,500 Thanks. 511 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,000 So, Grey, you starved yourself 512 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,875 just to end up eating the same food you wouldn't eat before? 513 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:54,541 And had them nasty flies following you for nothing? 514 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,583 They did more good than you know. 515 00:23:56,666 --> 00:24:00,000 -What about the struggle? -We're Black. It'll be here tomorrow. 516 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:03,458 At least I ain't got that drug-dealing baby under my roof no more. 517 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:05,541 [all screaming] 518 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:09,416 Oh, you got that right. And I ain't under your roof. I'm over it. 519 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,625 And hang on to that for me. 520 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,625 I'mma send somebody down to get it in a minute. 521 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:15,291 And could you keep it down during my nap times, old man? 522 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,958 Your ass be talking too loud. 523 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:20,500 Damn! Damn! Damn! 524 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,625 [soft music playing]