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♪ Head above water
I'm making a way ♪
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♪ It's the first of the month
And the bills ain't paid ♪
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♪ I'm saying
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Keep my family close
Pick me up when I'm low ♪
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♪ Help me down on this road
And I'mma bring us back home again ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ And today I'mma get out my way, Momma ♪
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♪ They try to spray
But the spirit kept me safe, Momma ♪
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♪ Again
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Yeah
Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Hustling to survive
I'm just doing my job ♪
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♪ Feds be blocking my shine
But the sun always rises here ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times
Yeah ♪
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♪ Man, this feeling's like Good Times ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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[siren wailing]
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{\an8}[Beverly]
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
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{\an8}♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
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{\an8}♪ Up above the world so high ♪
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{\an8}[Dalvin cooing]
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{\an8}You like that, don't you?
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{\an8}- Yes, you do.
- I do.
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{\an8}- [Beverly] Who's my little man? Who?
- Me, Mama, me!
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{\an8}Oh Lord, we gotta stop.
Your father'll be home.
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{\an8}You mean your wack-ass husband?
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{\an8}Hey. Just because you guys
aren't getting along
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{\an8}doesn't mean he's not your father.
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{\an8}I gotta get this place right.
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{\an8}I'm out. Holla at me
when your man ain't home.
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{\an8}Your daddy.
Oh, and don't forget your chopper.
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{\an8}Can't have my baby out there lack luster.
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{\an8}It's lackin', mama. Lackin'.
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{\an8}You know what I mean. Be safe, baby.
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{\an8}Hey! You got a lot of nerve showing
that face of yours around here.
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{\an8}[western music plays]
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{\an8}And you got a lot of nerve
showing your face anywhere.
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{\an8}Um-hmm. Must be coming from selling
to the crackhead next door
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{\an8}'cause I know your drug-dealing ass
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{\an8}ain't comin' from my house
while I wasn't home.
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{\an8}And if I was, what you gonna do about it?
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{\an8}I'll show your little ass exactly
what I'm gonna do about it.
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{\an8}[music continues]
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{\an8}- [woman] Oh shit.
- [Reggie screaming]
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{\an8}Oh, not my hip again.
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{\an8}Oh, hey. How you doin', Miss Moosie?
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{\an8}Better now
since my hip popped back in place,
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{\an8}but if they don't fix that elevator,
I'll be taking a different stairway.
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{\an8}To heaven.
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{\an8}- [Reggie] Have a good day.
- Oh, I'll try, child.
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{\an8}Little motherfucker.
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{\an8}- Did Dalvin come in here?
- Now, why would Dalvin be in here?
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{\an8}That little rotten-ass baby
is up to something. I can feel it.
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{\an8}He's your son, Reggie Evans.
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{\an8}How much longer you'll argue with a baby?
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{\an8}Maybe when he learns respect.
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Why don't you sit down and get comfortable
so you can fuss about your day?
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I got all your favorites.
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Takis, dark liquor, and Mexican corn
on a stick wrapped with a chitlin.
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[sighing] I'm ready, baby. Now, fuss away.
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First off...
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[Beverly's thoughts] Girl, relax.
You got this. You a bad bitch.
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You just smile and nod. Uh-hmm.
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You just act like you give a fuck,
and... he done.
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I get it, baby.
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I feel the same way cleaning
those skid marks out of your drawers.
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Thank you so much for letting me
get that stress off my chest.
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- Has Daddy had his rant for the night?
- Just finished up.
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Good. I have important news.
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Let me guess.
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The State called, and they wanna cut you
a disability check for your face.
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Hold up. You can get paid for that?
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This is from a fool who stares
at his orange juice every morning.
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It says "concentrate" on the box!
Who the dummy now?
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Shit. Me, for not wearing a condom.
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What's the good news, baby?
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I have a chance to score
the most elusive grade ever.
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The rare A-plus-plus-plus.
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Our science midterms will have
100 questions and six bonus questions,
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and if I get a perfect score on the test
and the bonus questions,
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that A-plus-plus-plus is mine.
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Uh, the real question is,
are you part gerbil or part bat?
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Ah look, the repeat offender made a funny.
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Mom said stop calling me that!
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Mom said
to stop calling you that in public.
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Doggone it. You know what, you two?
That's enough.
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- Hello.
- [indistinct]
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Hi, Mrs. Likeigiveashit.
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[indistinct]
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He did?
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Let me check with my husband's schedule,
and I'll get back to you.
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Oh, boy. What is it now?
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[sighing] Mrs. Likeigiveashit
wants to meet with us
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to discuss Junior's lack of focus.
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You can't focus, boy?
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Dad, please.
I don't have a problem focusing.
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Okay, Evans, your turn
to come to the board and solve...
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What the hell is this?
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That's a dope-ass answer, right?
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See, I'm focused, man.
That mural took a lot of work.
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Bev, hit me before I hit him.
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Look, Junior's lack of focus
is causing a disruption in the classroom.
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That's just great.
Now your stupid's contagious.
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Don't call your son stupid.
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According to our records,
he is pretty stupid.
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He is repeating
the tenth grade for the third time.
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[laughing nerviously]
Third time's the charm.
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Usually a third time means
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he'll be working the fries
for the rest of his life.
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Is there anything you can suggest
to help him get to the drive-through?
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Can you do OnlyFans? Take off your shoes.
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Let me see what kind
of feet you working with.
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Can I say something?
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Dad, you barely have a job
as a cab driver,
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and, Mom, you really don't do much
but cook, clean, and take care of us,
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but despite that, I don't love you
any less because you're my parents.
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Okay, I might not be
the smartest in the class,
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or I can't spell the letter A,
but I'm trying.
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So instead of being disappointed
that I'm not like you,
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maybe you should be happy
and love me anyway
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because I'm your son.
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Aw, baby, we do love you.
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Junior, that is
the most ignant shit I ever heard.
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This ain't the damn Cosby Show.
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Your problem is you're not focused,
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and if you don't start
focusing in the classroom,
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I'm gonna start
focusing on that ass with my belt.
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Mr. Evans, put that away.
Now, there is a way to help him.
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This is not just
any old pharmaceutical drug.
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No, ma'am.
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We here at Sosa Medical Center
believe in holistic care for our patients.
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Which is why our scientists,
and a plug in Colombia,
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came up with the perfect blend of herbs
to bring the best medicine on the market
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to help your son
regain his ability to focus.
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He'll also
be able to run a four-minute mile.
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I'm in! Come give the boy the drugs!
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Uh-uh. Wait a minute, Reggie.
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I don't buy into
this Rihanna-like witchcraft. Mm-mm.
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God says no.
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It's either the pills or my belt.
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Say, brother, violence isn't the answer.
That's that shit I don't like.
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Tell that shit to the police department.
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That's why I painted the mural.
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I had something to say,
and I said it through my art.
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Unless you can eat your art,
sleep under your art, and wear your art,
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then you need
to say that shit with your brain, boy!
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- [gun fire]
- [Beverly screaming]
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GD all day, muthafucka!
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[yelling]
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[shouting]
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Like I was saying,
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these kids are under
a tremendous amount of stress,
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and sometimes they need
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a little medical assistance
to help them through.
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I don't know. What if it makes him weird?
Reggie, you know I can't do weird.
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It could also help.
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Look, if he ends up stupid and weird,
we can sign him up for disability.
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Then we'll have two disabled kids.
It's a win-win.
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Reggie, Grey is not getting
an ugly check. That's not real.
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- Damn it!
- We good?
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'Cause I gotta lay these ops down.
[bleep] tryin' to chip shit.
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- I... I'm sorry. Trying to chip...
- We good.
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My office will be in touch. Sosa!
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[screaming in the distance]
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[sighing] Here we are, Sister.
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That will be nine dollars
and three Hail Marys.
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[organ music playing]
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[grumbling] What?
Not today, Satan! Not today!
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[fast paced music playing]
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Damn it! [sighing]
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[panting]
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[video game sounds playing]
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[Reggie] Hey! Hey, get back here!
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Hail Mary full of shit!
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Forgive me, Jesus.
I'm about to lay hands on your anointed!
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[screaming]
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Jesus, why do you keep doing this to me?
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I'm already poor, uneducated, and Black.
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Isn't that enough, Jesus?
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You know, Gabriel,
it should be enough, but it's not.
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I really enjoy screwing with him.
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My pressure. My pressure's getting high.
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I'm feeling lightheaded. Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Enough, Jesus! Enough!
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[long machine beep]
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[dog crying]
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[grunting] Hey, dog.
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Na, ha. I'm fine.
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You like that, huh?
Yeah, you do. Yes, you do.
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What's your name? What's your name, dog?
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Rocco? Naw, you look more like a Brutus.
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Wait, let me see
these letters on your vest.
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P-T-S-D.
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Hmm. P... Psst. That's it.
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Psst. Your name is Psst.
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[Psst barking]
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Pretty dog like you
shouldn't be in these streets alone.
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Come home with me. How about that?
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My wife, Beverly,
loves when I bring stray bitches home.
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- No.
- What do you mean no?
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I thought you liked dogs.
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I was talking about when I was younger.
I like dog-ass men, not actual dogs.
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Oh, please, Beverly,
can I have her, please?
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Why do you want a dog all of a sudden?
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Because Psst saved my life.
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- Psst?
- That's the name on the vest.
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That says "PTSD."
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You wanna call this dog by letters?
That don't make no sense!
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Neither does having a dog.
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Baby, you don't understand.
Psst makes me calm.
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When I was yelling earlier today,
I felt my blood pressure rising,
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and I was on my way
to have a face-to-face with Jesus himself.
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But Psst came along
and nuzzled my hand a little bit.
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That nuzzle might have saved my life
and kept you from being a single mother
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working three jobs to make ends meet.
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Stop. You had me at "single mother."
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She can stay for now,
but I'm not cleaning no shit,
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I'm not feeding no shit,
and I'm not taking no shit.
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I promise, baby.
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I'm talking to her.
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [Psst growling]
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[mysterious tone]
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Come on, Junior. Come on, Junior.
You can do it without the pills.
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[man] Inside Junior's head.
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Real talk,
this ****** ain't gonna get shit done.
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[man] Turnt Up.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Turnt Up.
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[man] Oh Shit.
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You heard Mr. Master Teacher.
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Him say we gots to go back
to the beginning of schooling.
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[humming]
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Hey. Chill out with the anxiety, bro.
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{\an8}[man] Chill.
235
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,916
You fucking up my high.
236
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,958
Everything will be gravy as soon as
you get Focus little ass out the chair.
237
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,208
{\an8}[man] Focus.
238
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:27,666
Sorry, little buddy,
but I've got something I gotta do.
239
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,750
{\an8}[man] Creativity.
240
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,750
[Focus farting, crying]
241
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,833
I'm the creator now, bro. Let's create.
242
00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:36,500
[hip hop music playing]
243
00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:43,916
Connect four, bitch.
244
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,833
Hmm. I'm thinking I might have played
the best Connect Four player ever.
245
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,750
What the hell is this?
246
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:53,666
Lil Kim's new movie. Queen Bee's Gambit.
247
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,708
You know the one where she plays
the world's best Connect Four player.
248
00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:58,625
- You wanna watch it?
- Sure, why not?
249
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,250
Oh, you're in a good mood.
250
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,833
I sure am, baby.
251
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,666
This is nice.
252
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,708
[Psst grumbling, barking]
253
00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,625
[chuckling]
She's getting a little jealous.
254
00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:09,750
No worry, girl.
255
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:12,416
There is enough for both of us.
256
00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,083
[school bell ringing]
257
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,958
Yo, stop fucking up the curve.
258
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,208
We get it, bitch. You smart.
259
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:23,041
I love the smell
of misguided hate in the morning.
260
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,226
If only they put
that much passion into their studies.
261
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,583
Why want people to hate you?
262
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:29,500
Hate is just love and jealousy
at the same time.
263
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,958
They really admire me but don't have
the emotional maturity to express it.
264
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:36,416
- [scoffs] Naw, trust, they hate your ass.
- It's 'cause I'm so smart.
265
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,750
You not that smart. You used to think
Suge Knight lived in your closet.
266
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,583
I saw him. He wanted to make me a Blood.
267
00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:46,083
[gasping] Even I don't believe that,
and I'm supposed to be stupid.
268
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,875
You think you smarter than me?
269
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:50,500
Let's settle this.
We both have a test in Biology today.
270
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,333
- For real?
- Yes.
271
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,250
And whoever scores the lowest
has to pick roaches out of the cereal
272
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,541
every morning for a month.
273
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,666
Deal.
274
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,000
[mysterious music playing]
275
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,208
Oh, Lordy. I's feels a spell coming on.
276
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,375
I feel great! Yeah.
277
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,666
[dramatic music playing]
278
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,208
[upbeat music playing]
279
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:32,458
[whistling]
280
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,750
[shrieking]
281
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,291
Motherfucker! I should shoot you!
282
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,750
[dramatic music playing]
283
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,250
- [heart beating]
- [Psst whimpering]
284
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,583
[Reggie sighs]
285
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,500
You're right. You're right.
You're absolutely right.
286
00:13:56,583 --> 00:14:00,166
Maybe they were just in a hurry.
I'm just grateful that no one was hurt.
287
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,500
[school bell ringing]
288
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:10,500
[screaming]
289
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,500
Ha, read it and weep.
290
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:15,000
That's an A,
as in yo ass is a roach picker.
291
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,625
I know what that is
'cause I got one myself.
292
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,083
But what do the crosses next to it mean?
293
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,166
[intense music playing]
294
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,041
[Grey screaming]
295
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,375
Daddy, this is some bull. Focus pills?
296
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,541
That's like juicing. He's cheating.
297
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,166
Some people need help.
298
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,958
Would you be mad if Junior
hurt his leg and needed crutches?
299
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:40,125
Okay, fine,
but give his brain crutches, not meds.
300
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,916
Can we just be happy for Junior?
301
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,958
We might have two kids going to college.
Well, getting into college.
302
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:49,375
I mean, none of y'all going.
That shit is expensive.
303
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,625
Uh, Mom? Dad's hugging me.
304
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:55,916
Uh-huh. He's been much more calm
and attentive since he got the dog.
305
00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,125
You told us we couldn't get a dog
because the roaches were our pets.
306
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,875
This dog helps me.
307
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,750
Roaches just eat my cereal.
308
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,916
By the way Grey, make sure you pick
them damn roaches out before breakfast.
309
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,833
This is so unfair.
He's supposed to be an artist,
310
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:15,125
being broke and living here until he's 40,
then passing away as a minor figure
311
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,166
who's known mostly
by his unrealized potential.
312
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:21,000
Going to college and being
a legendary activist? That's me.
313
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:25,208
Hey, we share everything in this house.
Even legendary status.
314
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,000
It doesn't work that way.
One legend per family.
315
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,000
- That's not true.
- Oh, yeah?
316
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,000
Who was Martin Luther King's brother?
317
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,500
- Rodney King!
- No, Dad.
318
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:37,000
Actually, A.D. King. Alfred Daniel King.
319
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,458
Younger brother of Martin.
320
00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:41,208
A Baptist minister
who was poised to take Martin's place
321
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:44,791
as president of the Christian Leadership
after he was assassinated,
322
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,458
but, unfortunately, A.D. drowned
before he could take up the position.
323
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,291
[cheering] Won't he do it? Praise!
324
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:56,416
I won't have a grown-ass negro
living in my house till he's 40!
325
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,750
He's really smart.
326
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,083
I'm smart too.
327
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,791
I only get a pedestrian $15,000 a month.
328
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,250
How am I supposed to survive on that?
329
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,708
There's a new episode
of Real Baby Mamas of Hockey.
330
00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:14,375
These white girls about they money.
You wanna watch?
331
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,041
Why not? Since I got Psst,
332
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,875
I can watch these shows
without getting emotionally involved.
333
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,458
[Psst panting]
334
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:24,750
Uh-ah. Not in my bed.
Reggie, get your dog.
335
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,250
Dog, get out.
336
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,541
Come on, baby.
She's like one of the family now.
337
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:32,125
This dog is not sleeping in our bed.
I'm serious.
338
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,791
I think she's getting
too comfortable around here,
339
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,958
and you're getting
too comfortable having her here.
340
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:42,291
Since you brought that dog home,
it's almost like you don't need me.
341
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,458
Now, I'm all for you finding peace.
342
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,958
Lord knows I could use some,
but don't forget to break me off...
343
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,208
[Reggie snoring]
344
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,833
- [Lisa] Girl, are you okay?
- Yeah, why?
345
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,000
Last time my nails looked like this,
I had a whole court case.
346
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:04,375
[bleep] think they can have a baby on you
and not get ran up on.
347
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,333
Hi-Low, I'mma need you, girl.
348
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,583
[Hi-Lo speaking a foreign language]
349
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,625
Well, finish eatin', then. Damn.
350
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:15,458
She said give her a minute there.
So is it another bitch?
351
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:17,666
Kind of. He brought a dog home.
352
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,291
He found a dog at work,
and suddenly, I'm chopped liver.
353
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:24,083
He used to complain about his day,
but now it's like he doesn't even need me.
354
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,708
What kind of dog is this?
355
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,916
Girl, it's some kind of service dog.
356
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,791
Did you say service dog?
357
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,166
Yeah, it had a vest that said PTSD.
358
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,750
Oh, hell motherfucking no! Uh-uh.
359
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,416
Get that bitch out your house quick.
360
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,958
My cousin James came home from the Army
with one of them service dogs.
361
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,750
That dog licked him. Slept with him.
362
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,375
Shit started getting weird.
363
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,333
James' wife knew something was up.
364
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:50,250
She caught him in the tub
with the dirty-ass dog.
365
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,625
She went on to Glory.
366
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,708
Went on to Glory? How did she die?
367
00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,291
Oh, she ain't dead.
368
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,833
She moved to Old Glory, Texas.
Shit was getting too weird for her ass.
369
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,208
[Hi-Lo speaking a foreign language]
370
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:03,666
Bitch, that was the point to my story.
371
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,583
Baby, you gotta be
the top bitch in the house again.
372
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,875
- You think?
- Shit, you tell me.
373
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,458
I still got my nails.
374
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,208
- [hip hop music playing]
- [school bell ringing]
375
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,500
[man] Good morning, students.
It's time for our yearly state exam.
376
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,916
The yearly state exam is coming up,
and we rank dead last every year.
377
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,750
I'm gonna get
the highest score on the exam
378
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,083
and get our school ranked
for the first time ever.
379
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:28,583
Then everyone will see how smart I am,
and I will be back on top.
380
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,958
Nah, I think I'll get it.
381
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,333
Over my dead body.
382
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:34,541
Huh. There's a thought.
383
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,333
Maybe we can turn your room
into my art studio.
384
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,875
Rest in peace, mule face. [chuckling]
385
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,458
[mysterious music playing]
386
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,208
[Junior snoring]
387
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:04,416
Fancy drawers?
388
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,750
On a Tuesday? Shit.
389
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:07,958
Is it our anniversary?
390
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,791
- Nope.
- How much you need?
391
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:12,000
I don't need anything, baby.
392
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:16,208
I just read somewhere that the best
stress reliever is making love.
393
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:17,666
[exotic music playing]
394
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,125
- Psst! You don't need to see this.
- Oh, yes.
395
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,375
She does.
396
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,083
[music intensifies]
397
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:36,125
[Reggie laughing] You navigatin', huh?
Look at you. You're all over the place.
398
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,625
You backing up, going forward...
399
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,958
[cheering]
That's what I needed right there!
400
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:44,875
[gasps]
401
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,833
All two minutes of passion.
402
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:50,416
You are a tiger.
I hope the kids didn't hear us.
403
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,708
Yeah, sorry about all that screamin'. Mmm.
404
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,166
Baby, don't be sorry.
405
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,083
Consider it a little reminder.
406
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,791
I'm all the woman you need.
407
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,791
As long as I got you and you got me,
408
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,166
I know we'll make it
because, Reggie, baby,
409
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,958
you always make the impossible possible.
410
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:15,750
- Where you going?
- I'm gonna shower and work.
411
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,750
I can't make
the impossible possible in the bed.
412
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,541
There's one more thing.
You don't need Psst anymore.
413
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,833
[Psst crying]
414
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,791
Damn, I guess you're right.
Can you get rid of her?
415
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,708
That's your problem. Handle it.
416
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,916
Shit. My pills! They're gone!
417
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,375
Well, [bleep] don't just stand there.
Find the damn pills!
418
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,458
Right. Okay. [stuttering]
419
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,166
They were in my bag.
420
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,583
[Focus] Oh. So y'all really
are allergic to air, huh?
421
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:48,583
That's wild.
422
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,041
[alarm wailing]
423
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,708
What is we gon' do now?
424
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:58,625
Oh, we're gonna finish this exam, Junior.
425
00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,750
Fuck those fish!
426
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,000
- Pills!
- What was I supposed to do again?
427
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:06,416
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm supposed to take the test. Okay.
428
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,958
[computerized tones]
429
00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,375
[screaming]
430
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,416
Creativity is growing.
431
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,750
You know what that means.
Turnt Up time, fam!
432
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,083
No! Damn it, Junior, focus!
433
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:37,083
Let's fuck some shit up
with art, shall we?
434
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,875
[grunting]
435
00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:42,833
That's right. Shrink on up.
Who wants to play baby pong?
436
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:46,375
I'm not going back to baby pong.
I'm out of here.
437
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,708
Eh.
438
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,875
Mom, Dad, I got good news.
439
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,291
I crushed that test.
440
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,291
The only person who can
score higher than me
441
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,333
is Wendy Williams on Memorial Day weekend.
442
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,416
What about Junior?
443
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,291
[laughing] Let's just say
he's Junior again.
444
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:19,625
Junior, tell me you're still smart.
How did you do on that damn exam?
445
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,309
- I killed it.
- That's what I'm talking...
446
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,166
Won't he do it.
447
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,416
- What the...
- Yep.
448
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:27,583
Smashed it with my fist.
Then I finished my dope-ass mural.
449
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:29,375
Wait, you didn't take the exam?
450
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:32,041
- What exam?
- And we're back.
451
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,125
[banging]
452
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:35,583
I need pills!
453
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,625
Baby, what the hell am I looking at?
454
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:41,250
Oh. That's Focus.
He used to live in my head.
455
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:44,416
He's like a monster that likes to,
you know, focus.
456
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,875
He better focus on paying for my door.
457
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,416
Do you hear me, crackhead Junior?
458
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:53,458
Pills! Pills.
459
00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:56,125
There are no pills. I flushed them.
460
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,583
I paid for them damn drugs.
461
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,250
You are gonna pay me back!
462
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,875
[Grey scoffing, groaning]
463
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:05,041
You'll get her back
when you give me the pills.
464
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,041
Dad, help!
465
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,333
Put my baby down!
466
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,375
Reggie, save her!
467
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,333
[Grey] Get your hands...
468
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:13,791
I'm coming, baby girl!
469
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,833
[Grey] No. No, no. Where are we... Stop!
470
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:18,958
[Grey groaning]
471
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:21,166
No! Let me go!
472
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:24,125
- Put my baby down, sucka!
- Dad, help!
473
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:27,458
[Grey screaming]
474
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:29,166
Dad, help!
475
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,166
Mama, please!
476
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,416
Put my baby down!
477
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,500
[Psst barking]
478
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,958
- [Psst crying]
- [Focus yelling]
479
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:47,250
[Grey grunting]
480
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:51,708
Just so I'm not trippin',
that really just happened, right?
481
00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:53,458
Yeah, it really happened, son.
482
00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:55,083
My dog disappeared!
483
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,500
But the good news is I'm alive.
484
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:59,666
Yes, baby girl. You're alive.
485
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,666
Oh, yes, baby. That is good news.
486
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,458
And Junior, you okay?
487
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:08,250
[sighing] To keep it a buck,
I wasn't happy being on meds.
488
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,250
It wasn't me, you know?
Like, it was me, but...
489
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,666
Whatever. I won!
490
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:16,583
You're right, and we should have
never put you on that medication.
491
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:19,291
It's not for everyone. Can you forgive us?
492
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,458
You guys are my parents.
Of course I can forgive you.
493
00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:23,875
What'd you do again?
494
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,125
Oh, it's you guys.
495
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,166
Baby, what are you doing
up here in a towel?
496
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,583
Look, Ma, you ain't been around lately,
497
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:34,000
and you know your boy got needs,
so I got somebody else.
498
00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:37,916
Her name is Mimi.
499
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,833
She got them real strong hands,
500
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:42,500
and she blow my tummy just the way I like.
501
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:45,458
So, I won't be coming over
for that change no mo.
502
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,500
I knew that motherfucker was in my house.
503
00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:49,791
He's not a motherfucker! He's your son!
504
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:52,333
- Don't yell at my mama!
- What are y'all fighting about?
505
00:24:52,416 --> 00:24:54,625
She was my wife before she was your mama.
506
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,291
See what you started?
Why can't you be a regular baby?
507
00:24:57,375 --> 00:24:58,625
[Dalvin] So you in this too?
508
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:01,958
[Beverly] Y'all getting on my nerves.
And who's gonna fix my door?
509
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:04,208
Hold still so I can focus.
510
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:07,041
Oh! Oh. So now you wanna focus?
511
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:10,416
- So now you wanna be a dad.
- Dalvin, he's always been your father.
512
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,666
I swear, I'm the only adult here.
513
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,916
Shut up, Grey.
514
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
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