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- Stories.
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- Since the dawn of time,
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we've relied on stories
to entertain and enlighten.
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- Be they tales
of adventure, love, loss,
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or abject stupidity,
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these sagas are passed down
through generations...
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a grand catalog
of our collective experience.
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- But what about
those epic stories
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only shared among
a small circle of friends?
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How do they achieve
the legendary status
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they so richly deserve?
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- By being told here.
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- Welcome to the ultimate
chronicle of humanity.
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- This is "True Story
with Ed & Randall."
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[dramatic music]
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Good evening
and welcome to "True Story,"
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the show that brings stories
to life
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before your eyes and ours.
- That's right.
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We know nothing about the story
we're about to hear.
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Nada.
But at least we know
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our storyteller's name.
Hello, Will.
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- Thanks, guys.
Thanks so much for having me.
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- So just before
we start the story,
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can you just tell us
in this story,
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are you the hero
or are you the villain?
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- Uh, neutral?
Neither?
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Yeah, hero?
Yeah, hero, sure.
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- Great, okay.
A hero story.
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- Sure, yeah.
- So where does this
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take place and when?
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- This takes place
about two years ago.
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It all began when I was sitting
at my desk,
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my cubicle at work pretending
to work and checking my email.
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- Yeah.
- And--
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- Wait--
hold on a second.
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What--
what is this job?
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What is it that you do?
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- I work in city government.
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- What's the city?
- The city of Mesa, Arizona.
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So I work in the economic
development department.
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There's a lot of looking at
planning and zoning documents
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and maps
and Excel spreadsheets.
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So you know, very, uh, boring.
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Literally anything else
would be exciting.
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[light music]
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* *
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[phone rings]
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- Will Novak,
Mesa, Arizona city government.
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How may I help you?
- Hey there.
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Looking for adventure,
excitement?
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Wanna just get away?
- Really?
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- With time shares starting at
just 19 payments of $217...
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- Does this office have kind
of a "Parks and Rec" vibe or?
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- A little bit.
That show is very,
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like, upsettingly true.
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- Upsettingly true.
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- Hey, what are you up to?
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- I don't want
to toot my own horn,
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but I'll be sleeping
in my cubicle all weekend
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because my wife kicked me out.
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How about you?
Any exciting plans?
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- [scoffs]
I wish.
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Nope, gonna be a--
kind of a quiet weekend.
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You know, as usual.
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I could use some excitement
in my life.
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Hey, you want to hang out?
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- But I was--it was towards
the end of my day at work.
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And so before I leave,
I always check
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both my work email
and my personal email.
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- Yeah.
- And I opened up
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my personal email, and I see
this email and it says,
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"Urgent, reply right away--
Angelo's bachelor party."
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So I clicked the button
and I get ready to hit delete,
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and I say, oh, well,
maybe I should open it.
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[rock music plays]
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- Whoa.
Reply, reply, reply, my dudes.
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I have the sacred honor
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of organizing
Angelo's bachelor party.
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And you, my dude, are invited.
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- And immediately I thought,
well, this is a spam email.
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- Spam.
- This is, you know,
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Nigerian prince,
they want money.
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- You don't know anyone
named Angelo?
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- I know no one named Angelo.
- Okay.
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- Two words, broskis:
bro, skis.
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We're going to Vermont
to send Angelo off in style.
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Are you in for the adventure
of a lifetime, my bros?
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- Quick question.
- Yes.
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- Do you recognize the
email address that it's from?
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- No.
No, I do not.
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- We're gonna
get Angelo blitzed-o!
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We're talking drinks, costumes,
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saying things
you'll regret the next day.
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Whoo!
[electric guitar plays]
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- Okay, but you--
you've opened it.
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- I've opened it.
- Once you opened it
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and read it,
are you getting the sense that,
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okay,
this doesn't seem like spam?
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- Yes, exactly.
- I want to make sure
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all our bros are invited.
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Tim the Nut, Cormick the Frog,
Uncle Rodolfo,
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Brad H, Brad G, Brad F.
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- So many Brads.
- And of course,
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my main almost-married bro,
Angelo.
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[howls]
Blue-80!
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- And so--and you're sitting
in this office...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Of--of city workers...
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- Yeah.
- That's very sort of,
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you know, calm and staid and--
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- Gray.
- It's--it's gray.
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- Yes, yes, indeed.
- You're reading this email
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that sounds like quite
an exotic adventure to me.
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- Yes, indeed, indeed.
And--and very much not my lane.
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- Right.
- Like, my idea of fun is like,
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playing "Dungeons and Dragons"
with my buddies on the weekend.
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- The frost giant raises
its enchanted ice pick
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as though
to strike a fatal blow.
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Novakar, seeker of risks,
how do you counter?
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- I run chest first towards it.
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- You getting a little crazy.
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- Getting a little
out of control.
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Rolling them bones.
Rolling those 20-sided dice.
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- Are you sure?
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- Absolutely.
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- And you're dead.
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- So is this--
is this email description
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of a party exciting-sounding?
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- Um, yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, not for really my type
of person, but I could see yes,
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people would be excited about--
and it sounded fun.
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And so as I start to read,
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I'm reading through
and they're talking about,
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you know, all the logistics
of where we're gonna meet.
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And then at the bottom
they say, "but hey, we're still
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waiting to hear back
from these three or four guys."
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- Yeah.
- And one of the names
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was William Novak.
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And that's when I realized, oh,
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they have a friend
with the same name as me.
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Our email addresses
must be close.
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And they made a typo obviously.
- Right.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't really think
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I was gonna go on this trip
with these guys,
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so I wrote back
this kind of long email.
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I said,
this is gonna be so much fun.
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We can stay up all night
and we can talk about boys.
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We can paint our toenails.
I was just treating it
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like it was a 13-year-old
girl's slumber party.
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- Right, right, right.
- Okay.
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- And I just really
treated it like that.
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And I was like,
oh, we can do crosswords
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and--
and do our horoscopes.
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- Just as a joke and all.
- Yeah.
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Two days later, I get an email,
and it just says back,
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"You might think you're joking,
but you're not.
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"Get to Vermont.
We want to meet you.
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You sound awesome."
- Wait a minute.
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Whoa, wait, so they--
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they know you're
not the Will Novak.
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- Oh yeah.
Yeah, 'cause I wrote in it--
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at the end,
I wrote, "Yours in partying,
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Will Novak,
the one in Phoenix."
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[laughter]
So instead of just deleting it
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like I probably should've,
I hit reply all
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and I just said,
"[bleep] count me in."
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both: Whoa!
- Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
- Hold on.
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I thought you were
"Dungeons and Dragons" guy.
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- I am, but you know.
- Okay, wait.
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We got to--
we got to talk about
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what compelled you to do that.
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- Well, I just thought--
as "Dungeons and Dragons"
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has taught me--
when you have an opportunity
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for adventure, you take it.
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- I accept your call
to adventure.
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- Bring it in, man.
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- Okay, but just--
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- Wife check.
Is she cool with this?
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- Pssh--
uh, well.
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- What is your wife thinking?
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- She's loving it.
My wife, I think the reason
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I married her in a lot
of ways was because, like,
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after dating for 10 days, she's
like come move in with me.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She is the same--
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- She has the same spirit.
- The same spirit.
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The only concern was the money,
because at this point,
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our daughter's nine
or ten months old.
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We had just totally gutted and
remodeled our historic home,
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which took basically
our entire life savings.
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- Yeah.
- So I really didn't have money
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to go fly across the country
for a ski weekend.
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And so, whatever.
I put a GoFundMe up.
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And it really--frankly,
the trip wasn't that expensive.
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It was $750,
but I did not have $750.
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So I put it up on GoFundMe.
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- Uh, hey, there.
I'm Will Novak.
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Uh, you know,
a lot of people ask me,
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Will, why don't you
spontaneously fly
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across the country
to attend the bachelor party
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of someone you've never met?
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And I'll give you
the honest answer.
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It's that plane tickets
cost money.
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- I tweeted it out.
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- So with your help,
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I can live out the adventure
of a lifetime.
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So give it a click.
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- And because I worked
in city government,
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a couple of elected officials
start re-tweeting it,
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'cause they think it's funny.
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- Yeah.
- And of course, who follows
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elected officials online
but the press?
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- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
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- This went kind of crazy
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in the local media.
- Yeah.
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- You know, I'm interviewed
by the "Arizona Republic,"
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and then "USA Today" calls,
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and then
the "Washington Post" calls.
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You know, the newspaper
that took down Richard Nixon...
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- Yes, yes.
- Also wants to talk to me.
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These are the same level
stories obviously.
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- Yeah.
Of course.
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- And I got interviewed
by a show called "Sunrise,"
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which is like the "Today Show"
of Australia.
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So I did like a live...
- Oh, international.
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- Yeah.
- They love bachelor parties.
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- They do.
- But they call 'em?
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- Uh--stag parties.
- Yes.
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And I did not know that.
- Are you at all worried
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that Angelo's bachelor party
is becoming too much about you?
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- Yes, yes.
For sure, I was--
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I was worried about that.
- Right, it's his big moment.
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- As far as I knew,
Angelo still somehow
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is in the dark about all this.
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- You know who's really
in the dark about all this?
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The original Will Novak.
[laughter]
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He's at home waiting
for that email.
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- And our top story
this evening,
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Arizona man's fundraiser
to attend a bachelor party
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has everyone saying,
surely this guy
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is the absolute best person
named Will Novak.
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- Yo, hey, I'm still invited
to your party too, right?
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- So my phone is--I'm not even
paying attention to it,
244
00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,231
but it's sitting there
just going nuts.
245
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,440
And it's getting retweets
and retweets
246
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and donations and donations,
247
00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:27,693
and we had quadrupled
the amount of money
248
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,320
we needed in under two hours.
249
00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:39,956
So we've got a few thousand
dollars at this point.
250
00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,291
Now I've realized
I've blackmailed myself.
251
00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:45,670
I've--I've told the internet
I'm gonna do this.
252
00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:51,926
- Is this crazy?
- Yeah.
253
00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:54,762
But you are Novakar,
seeker of risks,
254
00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:57,223
protector of the ring
of possibility.
255
00:09:57,265 --> 00:09:58,850
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.
256
00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:02,812
You have to do this.
Hey, chest first.
257
00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:05,940
Just make sure
they're not murderers.
258
00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:09,152
- [laughs]
"Make sure they're not--"
259
00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:10,945
Wait, do you think
they could be murderers?
260
00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:12,780
- And the email exchanges
261
00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:14,949
really got to be a lot of talk
about murder.
262
00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,284
Are you a murderer?
263
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,411
They were very concerned
that I was a crazy person.
264
00:10:18,453 --> 00:10:20,037
- And--and the best way
to find out
265
00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:22,665
if someone is a murderer
is to ask them in an email.
266
00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,208
- Are you a murderer?
- Yeah.
267
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,586
- They're legally obligated
to tell you if asked directly.
268
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,380
- Had you at any point asked
them if they are murderers?
269
00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:32,425
[dramatic music]
270
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,844
- Yes, I did.
And they also obliged
271
00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,679
by the convention
and said we are not.
272
00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:38,139
- Okay, good.
273
00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:44,187
Sure, but I would still
put it at about 20% odds...
274
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:45,688
- Right.
- That you could wind up
275
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:46,939
chopped up
in a ditch somewhere.
276
00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,066
- Yeah.
- In Vermont.
277
00:10:48,107 --> 00:10:49,650
- There was a lot
of woodchipper concerns.
278
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,027
They said, hey, fly right
into Vermont
279
00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:52,070
and we'll pick you up
at the airport,
280
00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:53,488
and I said you know what?
281
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:56,199
I'm gonna fly to Boston
and rent a car myself.
282
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,117
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That way if anything gets
283
00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,161
a little dicey, I've got
my own wheels to get out--
284
00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:01,954
or if I just--
we really don't get along.
285
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,539
- Smart, smart.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,374
- I didn't really know,
you know, they kept saying,
287
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,876
you got to dress crazy,
you got to wear outfits.
288
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:09,212
And I'm not really a big
costume Halloween kind of guy,
289
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,214
so I looked in my closet
to see what I had.
290
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:14,675
- White shirt never goes wrong.
- Okay.
291
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,844
- Okay, good.
292
00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,096
Remember our honeymoon?
293
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,389
- I've seen it before.
294
00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:30,108
How about this?
295
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:33,277
[triumphant music]
296
00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:35,446
* *
297
00:11:35,488 --> 00:11:36,614
- Yes.
Yes!
298
00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:38,074
- You were dressed
this way going...
299
00:11:38,116 --> 00:11:39,742
both: To the airport.
- Yeah.
300
00:11:39,784 --> 00:11:43,079
So I had American flag pants.
I had an American flag jacket.
301
00:11:43,121 --> 00:11:44,580
And I had--
then I had a rainbow scarf,
302
00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:47,583
and I was just very
ostentatiously dressed.
303
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,043
- Yo.
304
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:50,586
- I show up to the airport.
The local news is there,
305
00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,088
people are, like, following
me through the airport,
306
00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,965
and they're like, hey,
it's the bachelor party guy.
307
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,758
- All right.
Who's ready to party?
308
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,385
- Is there
a Mrs. Bachelor Party Guy?
309
00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:58,845
- Yes, there is.
- Bachelor Party Guy,
310
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,179
will you sign my baby?
311
00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:02,515
- You got it.
Thank you.
312
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:03,808
[baby coos]
313
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:04,934
- Bachelor Party Guy!
- Over here, over here.
314
00:12:04,976 --> 00:12:06,853
- I'm never washing
this baby again.
315
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,271
- Yeah.
- I feel like--
316
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,815
- Oh, you're a hero.
You're a real hero.
317
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,985
- Beautiful people
of terminal three,
318
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:17,280
now I'm no hero,
just a random guy
319
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:20,032
who answered an email
from some other random guys.
320
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,702
- You are a hero, random guy.
321
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,620
all: Random guy!
Random guy!
322
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:25,788
- Thank you.
Thank you.
323
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:29,125
I love all of you!
324
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:32,503
Sorry.
Goodbye, everyone.
325
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,088
all: Goodbye.
326
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,506
Random guy!
Random guy!
327
00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:38,259
- Are we supposed to know
who the hell he is?
328
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:40,678
- So I get on the plane
and because I have, you know,
329
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,513
red hair and I'm the age I am,
and I'm wearing
330
00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:45,224
this American flag stuff,
people are looking at me.
331
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,477
I can tell they're looking
at me, and finally,
332
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,437
some lady comes
across the aisle and says,
333
00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:51,481
"Are you Shaun White,
the snowboarder?"
334
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,107
[laughter]
335
00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:55,151
And I said,
"Yeah, I am."
336
00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:57,195
- Oh, God.
- What?
337
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,571
- They see that I'm flying
to the Northeast,
338
00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:01,282
it's wintertime, I've got
my American flag stuff on.
339
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:02,992
I must be going
to do some snowboard runs.
340
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,327
- Do you have a history
of this?
341
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,703
Do you have a history of, like,
342
00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:08,664
just embodying whatever
is needed in a moment?
343
00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:09,957
- I try to say yes to things.
344
00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,626
Say yes to the universe,
be open to things.
345
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,835
- Okay.
346
00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,003
- But one thing
that was a concern
347
00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:15,588
was I was
on my phone on the plane,
348
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,840
and they were just--
I keep seeing these stories
349
00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,134
of this crazy nor'easter
that's coming.
350
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:23,471
So I--I rented a minivan,
'cause it was $18 a day
351
00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:25,681
and that was
the cheapest option.
352
00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:27,016
[car honks]
353
00:13:27,058 --> 00:13:28,309
And I'm starting to think,
I don't know
354
00:13:28,351 --> 00:13:30,478
that this minivan rental
was a great idea.
355
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,230
I really need to upgrade
356
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,856
to a vehicle with four-wheel
drive or something.
357
00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:35,149
- Yeah.
- Sure.
358
00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:37,026
- So I'm trying to tweet
at the car rental company
359
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,319
'cause I can't call 'em,
obviously,
360
00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:39,862
I can't call customer service
on the plane,
361
00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:41,114
and they're just
not being responsive
362
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,698
and they've got one
of these automated,
363
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:43,908
"Thank you for reaching us,"
364
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:44,951
you know, things
that just keeps coming in.
365
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,202
- Yeah.
- And all these people
366
00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:47,453
are following it
and tweeting it and saying,
367
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,080
"Get him a better car.
Get him a better car."
368
00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:51,916
And then another
car rental company notices
369
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,084
this is happening
and they replied
370
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,377
and they go, we got you.
371
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:55,712
- Okay.
- Don't worry about it.
372
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:57,088
We'll hook you up.
373
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,214
So we go over
to the rental car center
374
00:13:58,256 --> 00:13:59,799
and they're like,
"We got you a new car.
375
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:00,925
Think it be a little better
for you than a minivan."
376
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,552
I said, you know, thank you.
377
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,679
And we go around the corner
and there is
378
00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:07,390
a $90,000 Maserati Levante,
379
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:10,643
which is a--
which is a Maserati SUV.
380
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,520
I was like, "Holy smokes."
381
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,230
- What?
- Because not to brag,
382
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:17,859
I got a 2006 Pontiac Vibe
383
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,569
with 200,000 miles on it.
384
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,738
- Take her easy, Will.
Here's my question.
385
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:24,824
Like, is it four-wheel drive?
Like, can it handle the snow?
386
00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,952
- Turns out it was not, nor
did it have snow tires on it.
387
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,495
It had, like,
racing tires on it.
388
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:30,705
- Oh, my God.
- But it was still cool.
389
00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:32,623
- So you couldn't drive it.
- I could.
390
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:33,833
- You were like, "Screw it."
391
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,084
- Screw it,
we'll drive--it's a Maserati.
392
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,586
I'm never gonna get to drive
a Maserati again.
393
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,212
But I mean,
I'm going from a car
394
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:40,757
that has a tape deck in it
to this thing that's like--
395
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,967
- It has like a live singer
inside, it's just like...
396
00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:45,136
- Yeah. I mean, it's like--
- Curled up in the dashboard.
397
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:46,596
- It's like Kitt from
"Knight Rider."
398
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,931
So I mean, I'm terrified.
And then I get outside.
399
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,600
There's black ice
everywhere in Boston.
400
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,727
I haven't driven in the snow
in seven years at this point.
401
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,020
- Yeah.
402
00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:56,147
- And then finally,
once I get into Vermont,
403
00:14:56,189 --> 00:14:59,275
I realize there's, like,
no cell coverage in Vermont.
404
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,735
And so I didn't buy
a map or anything.
405
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:03,279
I was just relying
on the--my phone and the GPS.
406
00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:04,739
I'm going along
and at this point,
407
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:07,158
it was 1:00 or 2:00
in the morning.
408
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,576
It says I'm about 10 minutes
409
00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:12,038
from the ski chalet
that these guys have.
410
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,456
And I struggle on this road,
411
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,083
and I get halfway
down a bridge
412
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,334
and the bridge is closed
413
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,668
because it's, like,
snowed out.
414
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,379
And I can't really tell
that the bridge collapsed
415
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,840
or is it just maybe not safe.
And the GPS goes out on me.
416
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:25,176
- Oh, my goodness.
- Yeah.
417
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:28,012
[GPS beeping]
418
00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:30,973
What?
No, no, no, no.
419
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:33,142
Hey, hey.
No, no, no, no.
420
00:15:33,184 --> 00:15:34,394
- So here I am at 1:00
in the morning.
421
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,479
It's 15 degrees.
I'm so tired.
422
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:37,855
I'm on--running on
all this adrenaline.
423
00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:39,065
- Yeah.
- [groans]
424
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:41,901
Damn you, Vermont.
425
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:43,653
- I have nowhere to go.
426
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,863
- I just--I just wanted
to see these guys.
427
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:49,325
I just wanted to come
and visit with some friends.
428
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,660
- I kind of almost cried there.
429
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:54,747
- This lighthearted
fun sort of like--like
430
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,374
a goofy American saga
431
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,584
just turned
into a survival drama.
432
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,336
- That's right.
That's right, a little bit.
433
00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:03,256
- This is like--like the movie
434
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,465
or that--that book "Alive."
435
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:05,717
- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
436
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:08,636
- You have to eat your arm.
- Yeah.
437
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:10,304
- Your own arm.
- Yeah, yeah.
438
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:14,016
I was--I was probably too ready
to eat my own arm.
439
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,768
And so I back up
down the thing.
440
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:17,979
I'm like,
"Well, I'll just start driving,
441
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,522
"and maybe I'll find
a gas station,
442
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:21,482
and someone will know where
this address is or whatever."
443
00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:22,567
- Ooh.
444
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:23,985
- And, driving
about ten minutes,
445
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,696
and I see there are four
Vermont state trooper vehicles
446
00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:29,198
to the side of the road.
- Mm.
447
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,243
[indistinct police
radio chatter]
448
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,870
- They've all got,
you know, lights on.
449
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,496
I'm like, "Oh, it's--four cars,
middle of the night.
450
00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:38,082
What's--big, big crime
must have happened."
451
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,006
And it turns out
there was a dead deer,
452
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,884
which is one of the bigger
capers, you know, in Vermont.
453
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:52,555
- Hey, why are you drawing
a chalk outline for a deer?
454
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,891
- Can't be sure
it wasn't foul play.
455
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,142
- Oh.
456
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:57,435
- Right.
- It was a murder.
457
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,729
[dramatic orchestral sting]
458
00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,314
- And so luckily the troopers
were super nice guys.
459
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,398
I showed them the address
and they're like,
460
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,983
"Oh, yeah.
You're like right there.
461
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:04,984
Just go like left, left, left,
and then boom, you're there."
462
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:06,152
- Oh, okay.
463
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:11,407
- So I--now I know
where I'm going.
464
00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,201
And as I come around this hill,
465
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,120
I immediately knew that's
got to be the ski chalet.
466
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:17,497
[metal music plays]
What was the name of the band?
467
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,248
They were all really
into this band.
468
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:21,209
Named after a dinosaur,
I forget what--what--
469
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,335
- Mastodon.
470
00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:23,961
- Mastodon.
Yes.
471
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:25,421
They were the Mastodon guys.
472
00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:27,423
I roll the window down,
and I can hear metal music
473
00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:30,218
just blasting, just shredding.
474
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:33,137
the Mastodon.
475
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:34,472
- Did you know that
they were metal guys?
476
00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:35,640
- Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
477
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,350
They had told me
they, like, love metal.
478
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,477
- Are you a metal guy?
- No, no.
479
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:43,064
I'm a--I'm a ska
and Weird Al guy.
480
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:44,357
Just dorky.
481
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,818
- Yeah.
- Dorky, dork music.
482
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,778
- Hold on a second, this is
the--this is the meeting.
483
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,571
- This is it.
We're almost there.
484
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:53,616
- This is a human connection
between you and these guys.
485
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,913
[romantic music swells]
486
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:05,837
* *
487
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:28,109
- Hey.
488
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:31,237
- Other Will Novak,
it is time.
489
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,699
- Wait--
[stammers]
490
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:36,075
This moment.
491
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:39,829
This moment where you connected
with this group
492
00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:42,373
for the first time.
- It was crazy.
493
00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:45,251
- Was it bear hugs
and, like, high fives?
494
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,086
- It was like mosh pit.
495
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:50,173
[all cheering,
metal music blaring]
496
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,932
- Whoo!
- El Bro-ito.
497
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:02,143
- Will Novak Two!
- Yeah.
498
00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:03,728
- I'm Angelo, man.
499
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:07,148
Yeah.
Welcome to my bachelor party.
500
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:09,233
- Thanks for
accidentally inviting me.
501
00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,486
- Dude, you're
my best friend now, man.
502
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,989
- Okay, yeah, sure.
That's great, pal.
503
00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:16,991
- Party on, my friend.
504
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,659
- And one of their buddies
is passed out on the couch
505
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,870
like this with an amp
right next to his ear.
506
00:19:20,912 --> 00:19:25,083
I'm like this guy's
gonna lose his hearing.
507
00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:26,793
I immediately go into dad mode.
508
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:35,343
- Still, I need a more
vivid picture of this.
509
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,345
Are they, like,
dousing you with beer?
510
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:38,638
- Yeah, yeah.
- And yeah.
511
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:39,680
- And then here's
the other thing I don't think
512
00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:41,224
I've mentioned yet.
I don't drink.
513
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,184
- Whoo!
So this is pretty crazy.
514
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:44,685
Here's something crazy.
515
00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:46,187
Does anyone here drink
chocolate milk?
516
00:19:46,229 --> 00:19:47,563
- No.
- No.
517
00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:48,439
- Okay!
518
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:49,816
- Now I'm not against it.
519
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,275
I don't care but
it's just not my jam, right?
520
00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:52,443
So they're all trying
to hand me beers.
521
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:53,361
I'm like, "Oh, that's okay.
That's fine.
522
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:55,363
Do you have a Yoo-Hoo?"
523
00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,864
I'm a big Yoo-Hoo fan.
524
00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:58,491
- I love your impression
of yourself.
525
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,034
- Yeah, that's me.
526
00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:01,702
- This must be at what?
3:00 in the morning?
527
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,162
- Yeah, and we party till
the sun comes up,
528
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,539
and, you know, they had
already been there for a day
529
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,332
before I was able to get out.
- Yeah.
530
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:08,543
- So there, you know,
there's beer cans everywhere.
531
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,753
- Sleeping bags.
- Sleeping bags.
532
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,548
I'm stepping over bodies
to get to where I need to go.
533
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,007
And then I'm like,
"Okay, guys, so like,
534
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,426
which one's my room?"
535
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:21,097
- Hey, Angelo, is there
another room to sleep?
536
00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:22,390
Nope.
Okay.
537
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,891
- What was the smell?
538
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:25,560
- You know, when you're--you
ever been real close
539
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:26,853
to a bag of Doritos
540
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:30,440
and you open it,
that sort of Dorito fart?
541
00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:31,733
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
542
00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,109
- That was--it was
a lot of that
543
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,361
and sort of carpet beer.
544
00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,572
- Okay.
- Powder cheese, carpet beer.
545
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,742
- Yes, yes, and so--
- You have a gift,
546
00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:43,411
because that is
an extremely vivid description.
547
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:45,037
And I totally get it.
548
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:48,166
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I totally get what that is.
549
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:51,085
- Ow!
- Oh, jeez, sorry, sorry.
550
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:54,505
* *
551
00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:57,592
Do you care if I'm right here?
Okay.
552
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:02,930
So we sleep, and I mean,
553
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,599
we sleep till 2:00
in the afternoon the next day.
554
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,767
So like we've got--
it's like a clown car
555
00:21:05,808 --> 00:21:07,769
full of guys in the Maserati.
556
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,854
You know,
we get to the mountain.
557
00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:11,939
And the media hype
is still crazy.
558
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:14,734
The local chamber
of commerce is there.
559
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,944
- Yeah!
560
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:19,614
- On behalf of all of
the good people of Vermont,
561
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,033
we welcome you and thank you.
562
00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:24,410
Please accept
these Vermontian gifts
563
00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:27,080
as a token of our appreciation.
564
00:21:27,121 --> 00:21:29,540
Our maple syrup.
- Oh, wow.
565
00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:32,085
[applause]
- Yes!
566
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,003
And pints of Ben and Jerry's.
567
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:36,631
- Okay, actually,
I'm lactose--that's fine.
568
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,717
- And our natural
forested beauty.
569
00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:42,428
You can't take those with you
unless you want to.
570
00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:45,723
It's Vermont.
- You are polite, yes.
571
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:47,809
- So you and--you and Angelo
are having fun with it.
572
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,685
- Oh, yeah, he's loving it.
He's loving it.
573
00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,188
- I'm so stoked
that I chose to have my bachy-P
574
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,773
up in this state.
575
00:21:53,815 --> 00:21:57,568
- Yeah, I was going to ask,
what made you choose Vermont?
576
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,946
- Me and the boys,
huge maple syrup guys.
577
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,948
all: Chug, chug, chug.
578
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,659
- I mean, again,
it made the trip cheaper
579
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,910
'cause we're getting
all this--all these freebies
580
00:22:05,952 --> 00:22:07,703
and it's great.
- You felt like a Beatle?
581
00:22:07,745 --> 00:22:09,163
- I felt like a Beatle,
like a low level--
582
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:10,998
- Which one?
- Probably Ringo.
583
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,667
- Okay.
But that's still Ringo.
584
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,835
- Top four.
He's a top-four Beatle.
585
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,336
- He's a Beatle.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
586
00:22:15,378 --> 00:22:17,004
- He's still a Beatle.
- Sure, yeah.
587
00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:18,339
- You know what I love
is that you're just like
588
00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:21,926
the ambassador of nothing.
589
00:22:21,968 --> 00:22:23,803
- Vermont thanks you
for nothing.
590
00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,888
- Whoo!
- You've accomplished nothing.
591
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,181
- You know it.
592
00:22:27,223 --> 00:22:28,933
- You are known for nothing.
593
00:22:28,975 --> 00:22:30,268
- Always have been.
594
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,728
- There is so much
you haven't done.
595
00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:32,937
- Thank you.
- All right.
596
00:22:32,979 --> 00:22:35,273
Drink that tree piss,
Will Novak Two.
597
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:36,733
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
598
00:22:36,774 --> 00:22:38,151
- They put us up on
these sort of like, you know,
599
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,736
when you win the Olympics,
the little podium.
600
00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:41,738
We're, like,
standing on a podium.
601
00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:47,827
- I'm number one!
all: Yeah!
602
00:22:47,869 --> 00:22:50,913
- I'm number two.
all: Whoo!
603
00:22:50,955 --> 00:22:54,876
- I'm number right here.
- Yeah, yeah, you are.
604
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,378
- I'm getting married
to the love of my life,
605
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,921
and I couldn't be happier.
606
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,131
- So we're having a bunch
of fun and they're like,
607
00:23:00,173 --> 00:23:02,341
"All right, let's--
let's go to the bar."
608
00:23:02,383 --> 00:23:05,386
[hard rock music playing]
609
00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:08,848
* *
610
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:11,934
- Ah! One more round!
all: Yeah!
611
00:23:13,269 --> 00:23:16,064
[club music]
612
00:23:16,105 --> 00:23:21,444
* *
613
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:23,154
- And then I see
as Angelo kinda walks in,
614
00:23:23,196 --> 00:23:25,448
and everyone's cheering him
as he comes in.
615
00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:27,366
- Yeah, of course!
- Angelo! Angelo! Angelo!
616
00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,578
all: [chanting]
Angelo, Angelo!
617
00:23:32,872 --> 00:23:34,290
- And so Angelo starts,
like, dancing.
618
00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:35,750
He's in the center of the room
and he starts
619
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:38,252
unzipping his ski thingy
and he strips down.
620
00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:39,796
- My body!
621
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,839
- This dude's almost naked!
622
00:23:41,881 --> 00:23:43,007
- Everyone's drunk.
- Yeah.
623
00:23:43,049 --> 00:23:44,342
We're knocking tables over.
- Yeah.
624
00:23:44,384 --> 00:23:46,761
- So like it did get
a little out of control.
625
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:49,055
- It's a ski town.
The parties get crazy.
626
00:23:49,097 --> 00:23:50,932
- Yeah, they do,
but I think we were--
627
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,309
- This is what's so beautiful
about what you've done
628
00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:57,605
is you brought this, like,
celebratory, open-minded...
629
00:23:57,647 --> 00:23:59,857
- Yeah.
- Energy to this thing.
630
00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:03,694
And Angelo, the--the groom
gets to bask in all of this.
631
00:24:03,736 --> 00:24:04,946
- Yeah, yeah.
632
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:06,280
That's what--I was happy
that it really
633
00:24:06,322 --> 00:24:07,615
kind of--the spotlight
was there shifted to him.
634
00:24:07,657 --> 00:24:09,033
- Yes, yes.
- That's great.
635
00:24:09,075 --> 00:24:10,618
- That was great.
We weren't there yet,
636
00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,036
but we were getting close to
property damage level partying.
637
00:24:12,078 --> 00:24:13,413
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And so they--
638
00:24:13,454 --> 00:24:14,664
and they politely said,
"All right, that's good.
639
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,582
You should go to the next bar."
640
00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:19,627
- Whoo!
641
00:24:19,669 --> 00:24:22,755
- Yeah!
[all whooping]
642
00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:25,425
- Shots, shots, shots, shots.
643
00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:28,970
- No shots, shots of water.
It's a one-and-one ratio.
644
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:32,348
You're going to want--'cause
you won't feel good tomorrow.
645
00:24:32,390 --> 00:24:34,183
Hydrate, hydrate, okay?
You good?
646
00:24:34,225 --> 00:24:36,310
I realize
it's time to wrap it up.
647
00:24:36,352 --> 00:24:37,812
So I go out to the Maserati.
648
00:24:37,854 --> 00:24:40,982
- I said I'll be back.
Whoa.
649
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:43,860
- Is that your 'Rati?
- Oh, hey, Mayor, yeah.
650
00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:46,154
Just gonna warm it up
for the boys.
651
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,698
- Oh, I had to walk five miles
to get here...
652
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:51,200
[engine revving]
In Birkenstocks.
653
00:24:51,242 --> 00:24:54,412
- Sorry, I couldn't hear you
over the roar of this Maserati.
654
00:24:54,454 --> 00:24:55,830
And so, I go back inside
and say,
655
00:24:55,872 --> 00:24:57,248
"Okay,
the car's getting warmed up.
656
00:24:57,290 --> 00:25:00,126
It'll be ready
in just a few minutes."
657
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,878
And as we come out
of that second bar,
658
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,379
I see this drunk guy
659
00:25:03,421 --> 00:25:04,756
who's not part of our group
I don't think.
660
00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:05,882
I don't really know
who he was.
661
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,341
- Yeah.
- He was just like a blur.
662
00:25:07,383 --> 00:25:08,885
- Hey, whoa, who, whoa.
663
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:10,928
- Hops into the Maserati,
shuts the door.
664
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:14,348
- It's Vermont.
No rules, baby.
665
00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:15,600
[engine revs]
666
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:18,561
- No, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
667
00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:19,687
- Maserati!
668
00:25:19,729 --> 00:25:20,980
- Maserati's gone.
669
00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:27,070
- Oof!
[laughs]
670
00:25:27,111 --> 00:25:29,655
Oh, nothing
I can do about that.
671
00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:33,826
Better get back
to my mayor duties.
672
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:36,746
- And I did not spring
for the insurance.
673
00:25:36,788 --> 00:25:39,582
- Whoa.
Turn.
674
00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:40,792
- Oh, oh, oh.
675
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:43,711
- $90,000 car is gone.
676
00:25:45,213 --> 00:25:47,298
- And you're just thinking,
"Darn."
677
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:50,676
- Yeah.
So I'm just like full meltdown.
678
00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:53,596
- $90,000.
679
00:25:56,224 --> 00:25:58,851
We could've sent our daughter
to the three state schools,
680
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:01,062
or one semester at NYU.
I'm ruined.
681
00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:02,397
- What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
682
00:26:02,438 --> 00:26:03,940
Do I try to call the car
rental company to explain?
683
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:06,025
I'm so sorry, I--I don't know
what to tell you. I--
684
00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:08,027
And then eventually,
like 20 minutes later,
685
00:26:08,069 --> 00:26:10,863
J-turns back
into the parking lot.
686
00:26:10,905 --> 00:26:12,615
Like, skids out--
- The Maserati.
687
00:26:12,657 --> 00:26:15,993
- The Maserati's there.
Perfect condition.
688
00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,078
- Oh, thank God.
689
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,664
- Told you.
It's Vermont.
690
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,084
[throwing up]
691
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:27,004
- That is a full Ferris Bueller
parking attendant moment.
692
00:26:27,046 --> 00:26:28,005
- I mean, yeah.
- Yes, yes.
693
00:26:28,047 --> 00:26:29,257
Exactly.
- Oh, my gosh.
694
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:32,218
- And I just--
the, like, level of relief.
695
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,845
- Okay.
Yeah.
696
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,055
- Eventually, we're like, wow,
this is, you know, a great day.
697
00:26:36,097 --> 00:26:39,767
And--and so we all just sort of
hug and say one last goodbye.
698
00:26:39,809 --> 00:26:41,894
- But--but how are you feeling
about all this?
699
00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:43,813
Was it still like,
"Wow, that was..."
700
00:26:43,855 --> 00:26:45,273
- It was sort of bittersweet.
It was like--but it was.
701
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,900
It was super fun.
They were such nice guys.
702
00:26:50,445 --> 00:26:53,906
narrator: And this was,
you know, a great day.
703
00:26:53,948 --> 00:26:55,825
In fact, a great weekend.
704
00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:58,453
- Bring it in here!
705
00:26:58,494 --> 00:27:00,538
- Thanks, man.
Oh, hey.
706
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:02,081
narrator: But unfortunately,
707
00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:04,917
all great weekends must come
to an end.
708
00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:07,045
- Hey, come on, man.
What are we doing here?
709
00:27:07,086 --> 00:27:09,797
- Bye, my bro.
- Yep, see you.
710
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:14,218
- Dude, for real, man.
Love you, dude.
711
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,888
- She's a lucky lady.
712
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,891
All right.
I guess that's it.
713
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,518
narrator: And so Will Novak,
714
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,353
the one from Phoenix,
715
00:27:24,395 --> 00:27:27,023
returned to Mesa, Arizona,
716
00:27:27,065 --> 00:27:29,108
but he was never the same.
717
00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:31,444
The new Will had
a deeper connection
718
00:27:31,486 --> 00:27:33,154
to his fellow man
719
00:27:33,196 --> 00:27:36,282
forged in the mosh pits, bars,
720
00:27:36,324 --> 00:27:39,619
and Maseratis
of northern Vermont.
721
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:41,120
But most of all,
722
00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:44,457
Will now had gratitude
for life,
723
00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:46,167
for adventures,
724
00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:49,379
and for his boring job
in city government.
725
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:52,840
[sentimental music]
726
00:27:52,882 --> 00:27:55,051
- Hey, thank you.
727
00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:59,263
narrator:
So there you have it.
728
00:27:59,305 --> 00:28:02,683
As for me, I guess I'll take
the rest of the afternoon off.
729
00:28:02,725 --> 00:28:04,685
- Thanks, Mr. Narrator.
730
00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:08,022
- No, thank you, Will Novak.
731
00:28:11,067 --> 00:28:14,070
- Did you get a sense
that this was the end
732
00:28:14,112 --> 00:28:15,863
of--of all this
or that
733
00:28:15,905 --> 00:28:17,990
you had made some friends
for the rest of your life?
734
00:28:18,032 --> 00:28:19,409
- I think, yeah,
in a way I made friends
735
00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:20,952
and we all connected.
We still stay in touch.
736
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,328
I still follow them
on Instagram.
737
00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:23,538
I saw when
Angelo's baby was born.
738
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:25,498
She's adorable.
- Aww.
739
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:29,585
- Yeah, I think most people
would have ignored the email,
740
00:28:29,627 --> 00:28:31,045
or they say no to things,
right?
741
00:28:31,087 --> 00:28:32,922
'Cause I'm busy, I've got to do
whatever I've got to do.
742
00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:34,257
- Yeah.
- I've got life.
743
00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:36,634
And I think if you say
yes to adventure,
744
00:28:36,676 --> 00:28:37,719
I think people like that.
745
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,179
- So ultimately, would you say
746
00:28:40,221 --> 00:28:43,474
that the moral of the story
is basically say yes?
747
00:28:43,516 --> 00:28:44,767
- Yeah, say yes.
Be open.
748
00:28:44,809 --> 00:28:46,102
What's the worst
that could happen?
749
00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:48,938
- Yeah, seize the day.
- Seize the day, you know.
750
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,023
A stranger is just a best
friend you haven't met yet.
751
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:54,569
- Well, that was
an incredible story.
752
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:55,945
- Well done, sir.
753
00:28:55,987 --> 00:28:58,906
[club music]
754
00:28:58,948 --> 00:29:00,324
* *
755
00:29:00,366 --> 00:29:03,202
- A Phoenix man is getting
worldwide attention,
756
00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:05,997
all because of a typo
and an accidental email
757
00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:07,874
that invited him to
a bachelor party
758
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:09,417
all the way up in Vermont.
759
00:29:09,459 --> 00:29:11,961
35-year-old Will Novak
got invited to
760
00:29:12,003 --> 00:29:13,963
a guy named Angelo's
bachelor party
761
00:29:14,005 --> 00:29:17,008
at a Vermont ski resort,
and he decided to go.
762
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:19,927
- * To the high, to the high
To the high, to the high *
763
00:29:19,969 --> 00:29:22,346
* We gon' take it
to the high *
764
00:29:22,388 --> 00:29:24,057
- I don't know how well
the audio is going to work,
765
00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:26,309
but I'm in the bathroom
of the airplane.
766
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:30,980
There's people on the airplane
that think I'm Shaun White,
767
00:29:31,022 --> 00:29:32,774
the snowboarder,
because I have red hair
768
00:29:32,815 --> 00:29:34,233
and I'm flying to the northeast
769
00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:36,194
and I'm in this
red, white, and blue get up.
770
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,237
- * Take it to the high *
771
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:39,989
* To the high, to the high,
to the high *
772
00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:42,325
- Okay, so I'm driving.
So this is dicey.
773
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:45,828
But if someone can Google
how to turn off
774
00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:49,624
the heated seats in a Maserati,
my ass and back are on fire.
775
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,918
Thank you.
776
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:54,003
It's 2:00 in the morning.
777
00:29:54,045 --> 00:29:57,173
I'm about five minutes
from the destination.
778
00:29:57,215 --> 00:29:59,509
I have zero cell phone service
779
00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:02,303
and the GPS wants me
to go across this bridge.
780
00:30:04,222 --> 00:30:08,059
I can't reroute on the GPS
because I have no service.
781
00:30:08,101 --> 00:30:10,478
I have no--I didn't pack a map.
782
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,897
I was trusting the GPS,
and that was stupid.
783
00:30:12,939 --> 00:30:14,941
I can't call the guys
because, remember,
784
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:16,943
no cell phone service.
785
00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:19,028
I'm not sure what to do.
786
00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:22,990
Good news, even though
the bridge was out,
787
00:30:23,032 --> 00:30:24,867
just down this piece,
there was a dead deer
788
00:30:24,909 --> 00:30:27,954
and there were four cop cars
investigating the dead deer.
789
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:30,415
The cops gave me directions.
790
00:30:30,456 --> 00:30:32,959
The deer, sadly, is dead.
791
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,962
[bright upbeat music]
792
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:43,136
* *