1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,969 - [Elizabeth] You don't wanna miss this. 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,605 We have cartoon -like chases, 3 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:07,707 hairy human hybrids 4 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,209 a hooping hog, 5 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:10,877 one talented terrier 6 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:14,214 and a cat that climbs carefully in the cupboards. 7 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,849 - [Elizabeth] All us and more right here 8 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,517 on World's Funniest Animals. 9 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,222 Hey there, and welcome to World's Funniest Animals. 10 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,357 We have searched far and wide 11 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,894 and are bringing you all the most hilarious animal clips. 12 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,496 I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton. 13 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:32,632 Joined today by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby 14 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,968 as well as our awesome team of panelists. 15 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:37,003 Daniel, Carmen and Devon. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,872 We're so happy to have you here. 17 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,474 Of course, animals are not human 18 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,810 but once you really get to know them, you find out. 19 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,880 In many ways, they're just like us. 20 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:48,815 - [Devon] Hi mom. 21 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,584 Sorry I haven't had time to call till now. 22 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:54,020 I'm just super busy here working 23 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,423 on my schoolwork every minute. 24 00:00:56,456 --> 00:01:00,026 I don't even have a second to spare, but don't worry 25 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,862 I'm eating healthy just like you told me. 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,565 Gotta go love to you and dad 27 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,536 (upbeat music) 28 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,277 - [Carmen] Come on you guys. 29 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,878 We've still got six more miles 30 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,213 till we make it to the campsite. 31 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:23,683 Okay, so no chasing chipmunks, 32 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,685 at least until we get there. 33 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,420 Then it's game on. 34 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,425 (energetic music) 35 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,929 (laughing) 36 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:41,901 - [Daniel] What? It's 11 o'clock. 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,971 Wow. Must have forgot to set the alarm. 38 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:46,206 My bad. 39 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,308 Guess I'll have to call in sick again. 40 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,983 - [Devon] Boy, that was some storm last night, eh? 41 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:58,585 Yeah. 42 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,955 This morning everybody and their dog is out clearing snow. 43 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:05,258 Yep. When you live up here in the north country, 44 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,993 you just gotta put on your big coat 45 00:02:07,026 --> 00:02:08,928 and get out there and do it. 46 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,497 Just like we say up here 47 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:14,300 there are only two seasons, summer and snow removal. 48 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,437 (comedic laughter) 49 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,006 (upbeat music) 50 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,977 - [Daniel] Everybody thinks life is so easy 51 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,678 when you're a celebrity. 52 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:26,846 Well take it from me, 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,848 There is a downside. 54 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,185 I can't even go out for a drink without being in disguise. 55 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,921 And even so, I bet by the time I leave 56 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,991 the paparazzi will be outside snapping photos. 57 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,429 - We all have that one special trick we have our pets do 58 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,964 when we have company over. 59 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,033 These pets and their owners take that 60 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:50,203 to a whole new level in mad skills. 61 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,377 - [Daniel] All soccer goalies can legally use 62 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,112 their hands to deflect 63 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,947 or catch the ball. 64 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,016 Here's the first one, who can't. 65 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,351 So he improvises. 66 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:10,089 (funky music) 67 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,000 - [Carmen] When you live in a top floor apartment, 68 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,368 it is tough to climb 69 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,471 up there when you're tired after work every night. 70 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,975 But it is worth the trouble 'cause you never get woken up 71 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,643 in the middle of the night 72 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,946 by flower pots being knocked over on the floor above you. 73 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,050 - [Devon] Pitcher shaking off signs, 74 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,652 and here comes the pitch. 75 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,088 Oh, it's a line drive 76 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:44,691 and we've got a four-legged runner on first base. 77 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,560 - [Daniel] The game is riding on this last free throw 78 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,695 and there's the shot 79 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:52,565 and it's good. 80 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,401 On the buzzer, Lakers win 81 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,036 Now, all that talk about him 82 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,871 putting on weight in the off season 83 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,940 and he did look a little porky out there, 84 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,475 All forgotten now. 85 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:08,114 - [Devon] Aha. Now I finally see how my cat does it. 86 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,582 I'll see him in one room in the house 87 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,884 and then seems like seconds later when I go 88 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,554 into another room, ah, there he is. 89 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,090 I'm gonna start locking up my skateboard. 90 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,959 So he stops scaring me like that. 91 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,061 - Now it's time for some clips that I put 92 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,963 at the top of my funny list. 93 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:28,167 (energetic music) 94 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,137 Dogs have noses so sensitive 95 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,972 that they can use them to find people 96 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:37,310 and objects lost in the woods or buried deep in the snow. 97 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,748 Sorry, make that most dogs, not this one. 98 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,786 (squawking noises) 99 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,623 Hey, I don't blame him for being upset. 100 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:55,128 There he is, all dressed up and nowhere to go. 101 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,099 Nothing will stop me from my goal. 102 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,100 Oh. 103 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:04,304 Nothing will deter me. 104 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:05,972 Oh. 105 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,641 I will visualize success. 106 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:09,542 Oh! 107 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:12,145 Okay. 108 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,780 I got it this time. 109 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,016 I can do this. 110 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:18,918 Oh boy. 111 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,453 You know what? 112 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,255 Oh, I'm just going to get delivery. 113 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,191 This little piggy is really intent on showing 114 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,927 off his vocal cords and I mean that literally. 115 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,263 I can actually see his vocal chords, 116 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,398 really not a good on camera look. 117 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,139 Hey, camera guy. 118 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,308 There's some dirt on your lens. 119 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,676 No problem. 120 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:44,977 I'll get it for you. 121 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:48,648 There you go. 122 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,582 All clean. 123 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:50,650 You're good to go. 124 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,589 Okay, I've known some scrooges 125 00:05:56,622 --> 00:06:00,093 who just don't get with the Christmas cheer as much as I do 126 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,095 but this guy takes the cake. 127 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:05,231 Wow. He's really over the top with this Christmas tree. 128 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,803 This is not just a little un-jolly. 129 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:14,307 This is a total tinsel tantrum. 130 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,545 (upbeat music) 131 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,785 Being a babysitter can be a tough job 132 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,553 especially around bath time. 133 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:35,061 Sometimes you wind up getting even wetter than the baby. 134 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,898 If there was an animal Olympics 135 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:42,034 this bobcat would definitely win a gold medal. 136 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,871 Difficulty, 10. 137 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,240 Composition, 10. 138 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,942 And execution, 10. 139 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,512 A perfect score. 140 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,984 Hi, you Uber? 141 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,252 Yep. My name's Teddy. 142 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,922 Okay, I'll just climb in. 143 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,828 Your door's a little sticky here. 144 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,029 Okay. Almost got it. 145 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:12,698 Yeah, I'm all set. 146 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,200 Let's go. 147 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,270 Our pets always seem to know what we're feeling 148 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,139 whether we are sleepy, happy, 149 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:30,016 really happy or super happy. 150 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:30,950 They always know. 151 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:37,056 It doesn't matter if your pet is a teacup chihuahua 152 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,425 or a really big one like this. 153 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,027 They all love to curl up 154 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,197 on their cozy bed and just be part of the family. 155 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:47,300 But there seems to be a little disagreement going on here. 156 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:53,372 Hey, Clara belle you gotta move over. 157 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,740 That's my bed. 158 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,210 Stick around. 159 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,212 We have even more hilarious videos with pet pigs. 160 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:02,014 Coming up next on World's Funniest Animals. 161 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,491 (theme music) 162 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,094 - Welcome back to World's funniest animals. 163 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,563 Pigs aren't as common in the big cities 164 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:18,998 but all around the country 165 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,801 they're almost as common as dogs and cats. 166 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,104 Let's find out why in our segment, pet pigs. 167 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:28,307 - [Daniel] What is going on here? 168 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,609 This is crazy. 169 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:30,910 Oh. Oh. 170 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,245 I've got so many questions. 171 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:37,083 It looks like a pig chasing some baby velociraptors around. 172 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,252 Are these escapees from Jurassic Park? 173 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,787 Is this actually somebody's house? 174 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,323 And the last thing, there's a refrigerator 175 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,959 in the back with a whole lot of reminder notes on it. 176 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,928 You know what note they forgot? 177 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,263 The one that says 178 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:54,534 remember to lock up the pig and the crazy birds. 179 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,868 - [Devon] Okay. 180 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,804 I know pigs are supposed to be really intelligent 181 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,773 but this one has it all wrong. 182 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:02,542 He thinks the spin cycle comes 183 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,710 after the clothes come out of the washer. 184 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,315 (funky music) 185 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,182 - [Carmen] Hey, when you don't have fingers 186 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,451 it's really hard to open jars. 187 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,820 Okay, so you have to get inventive. 188 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:18,524 Hopefully this will work if I do it long enough. 189 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,561 Ooh, that peanut butter smells so yummy. 190 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,299 - [Speaker] Pinky! 191 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,801 - [Speaker] Pinky no. 192 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,303 Come back here. 193 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:31,904 - [Devon] Ooh, look at that folks. 194 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:35,041 Pinky makes the steal and explodes from the backfield. 195 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,009 He jukes left then right? 196 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,278 Doing his best to shake the big defender. 197 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,380 Oh, oh, oh oh. 198 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,049 Looks like this run may be all over 199 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,751 but somehow he miraculously regains control 200 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:49,622 and all he sees in front of him now is the end zone. 201 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,857 Oh, oh, oh 202 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,392 Folks, it looks like this one is coming back 203 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,329 on a penalty that's gonna hurt folks. 204 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,799 Looks like his little pinky toe stepped out of bounds. 205 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,703 - Yes, just like us, every once in a while 206 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,404 animals get in a jam. 207 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,140 I'll show you what I mean in stuck. 208 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,576 - [Daniel] Sometimes sticking your nose 209 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,447 in where it doesn't belong can backfire on you. 210 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,881 The only good thing is 211 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,184 that container stayed on his head long enough so he 212 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:21,721 couldn't hear the other cat laughing hysterically at him. 213 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,792 - [Devon] Perfect for the family 214 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,861 who's always on the go. 215 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,864 This coffee table can keep right up with you, 216 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,966 so you always have a handy place 217 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,968 to place your favorite beverage. 218 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,406 (energetic music) 219 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,316 - [Carmen] This cat so badly wants to be a real party animal 220 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,951 but he's just a little confused 221 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,120 about how you're supposed to wear this thing. 222 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:54,920 Sorry dude. 223 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,989 It's a hat, not a mask. 224 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:58,991 He's confused. 225 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,428 - [Elizabeth] Wondering what happens next? 226 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:05,464 So are the pets in our next segment, confused. 227 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,466 Coming up on World's Funniest Animals. 228 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,474 (theme music) 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,244 You're watching World's Funniest Animals. 230 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,246 I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton, and 231 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,515 in this next segment we take a closer look 232 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:26,485 at some animals who are very, very confused. 233 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,260 - [Daniel] The only one who's going to be more confused 234 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:37,329 than this dog is going to be his owner. 235 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,466 When they trip on the carpet in the middle of the night. 236 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:50,643 - [Carmen] He just can't look. 237 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:52,311 The pressure is too great. 238 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,345 It's best if I... 239 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,549 Oh, sorry, kitty. 240 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,350 You lose. 241 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,986 You have to clean the litter box now. 242 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,356 Sorry. Don't hate the player, hate the game. 243 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:08,427 (upbeat music) 244 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,667 - [Devon] This budget minded dog owner 245 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,469 found a way to provide friends 246 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,471 for his dog to keep her company, 247 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,673 while still only paying to feed one. 248 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,647 - [Daniel] So this dog is thinking 249 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:31,751 it used to only be the cat stealing my treats. 250 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,152 Now this thing too? 251 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,420 - [Camerawoman] Where's your treat? 252 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,422 - [Daniel] Wow. This has turned into a 253 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,790 pretty bad neighborhood. 254 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,861 - Everybody loves to dress up once in a while. 255 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,162 Even our pets. 256 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:47,333 Here they are doing just that in costume time. 257 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,502 - [Daniel] Get ready for some edge of your seat, 258 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,504 off the leash excitement. 259 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:55,007 Coming soon, it's the ultimate adrenaline rush movie 260 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,877 with who else but Van Beagle. 261 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,446 He never turns tail, barks at danger, 262 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,381 and bites back at fear. 263 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,750 It's fast and furriest. 264 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,989 (funky music) 265 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:17,730 - [Devon] Finally, the proof that mermaids do exist. 266 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,300 They're a lot furrier than anybody thought, though. 267 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,539 - [Carmen] Great news for mail carriers. 268 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:30,075 Recently, the union rules have been expanded to 269 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,444 allow an additional 30 minutes of break time 270 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,613 for sniffing trees and fire hydrants. 271 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,282 For every eight hour shift. 272 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,918 The ruling was enthusiastically a-paw-ded. 273 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,655 - [Daniel] With the high price of reindeer food 274 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,791 this year, Santa had to downsize. 275 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,626 So instead of cookies and milk, 276 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,197 please just leave some kibble and a bone. 277 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,767 - [Elizabeth] Jailbreak, coming up next 278 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,535 on World's Funniest Animals. 279 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,472 (theme music) 280 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,682 (theme music) 281 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,584 Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals. 282 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,019 I can't wait to show you this next segment where 283 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,188 we see some great escapes. 284 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,556 Here's jailbreak. 285 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,460 - [Daniel] There are a lot of cross breeds 286 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,128 of poodles these days. 287 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,930 The Labradoodle, the golden doodle, 288 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,467 and the Yorkie poo are probably most common. 289 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,003 This breed is a little less known. 290 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,807 It's the monkey doodle, also known as the monkey poo. 291 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,142 They are very tough to confine. 292 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,144 Here's a tip though, just put a big bunch 293 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:42,548 of bananas in with them and they won't want to go anywhere. 294 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,319 - [Carmen] Brawwk, this place is for the birds. 295 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,155 Ugh, almost. 296 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,357 Come on. 297 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,124 One more time. 298 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,492 You can get it. 299 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:54,493 Got it. 300 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,561 I am outta here. 301 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,898 I have officially flown the coup. 302 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,600 Polly is now as free as a bird. 303 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,905 - [Devon] Now this dog is a husky, but he looks more 304 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,908 like a skinny here, and he's mischievous too. 305 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,677 He goes all over town causing havoc 306 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,846 and then slyly sneaks back in. 307 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,681 Never been caught once. 308 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,017 Hiding in plain sight. 309 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,752 - [Daniel] I'm headed out on the town. 310 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:20,686 Come on. 311 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,689 Okay, I'm coming. 312 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,358 Yep. Turns out when you said 313 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,827 the neighbor's dog is a bad influence, 314 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:29,762 You were right. 315 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,834 - [Devon] This is Bruno. 316 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,636 We call him Bruno the brain. 317 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,776 He's a freaking genius. 318 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,045 The real deal, ain't nothing artificial 319 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,713 about his intelligence. 320 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,285 Sharpest tool in the shed 321 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,586 makes Einstein look 322 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,722 like he was playing with blocks. 323 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:01,727 That's why he's the big boss. 324 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,195 When he gets a brain wave 325 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,065 the rest of us mooks just follow right behind him 326 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,534 like a well-rehearsed chorus line. 327 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,470 He's the maestro and we're just playing the notes 328 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,839 in his grand symphony of mischief and mayhem. 329 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:19,912 Aha. Finally the answer to the old question. 330 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,513 Who let the dogs out? 331 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,418 - [Carmen] People often say, when pigs fly, 332 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,786 it's a common phrase 333 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,155 for something that's just never ever gonna happen. 334 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,727 Well all that's changed now, it just happened. 335 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,162 Okay. It was a very, very short first flight 336 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,998 but so was the Wright Brothers. 337 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:44,937 - [Daniel] Hey, limbo limbo limbo time. 338 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,673 Get down, get down low. 339 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,741 Oh, that's it. 340 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,675 You got it. 341 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,609 You got it. 342 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,113 - Let's take a look at some pets who have found their 343 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,781 true calling. 344 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:59,351 They have a passion for music and can't help but sing along. 345 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,819 - [Camerawoman] Come on. 346 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,121 Come here. 347 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:02,855 That's so good. 348 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,156 Come do your drum. 349 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,824 - [Devon] Sorry, parent. 350 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,659 I hate to break it to you 351 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,429 but this one has zero musical talent. 352 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,364 Nope. Not even a note. 353 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,703 (strumming) 354 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,609 - [Carmen] This is the solution I came up with. 355 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,344 Instead of constantly harping 356 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,846 at my cat for always scratching up the furniture 357 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,516 I got her an actual harp. 358 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,951 Now she's striking some heavenly cords. 359 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,354 I still have some holes left over on the couch to patch 360 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,289 but hopefully they will be the last. 361 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,190 Yay! 362 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,893 (keys clacking) 363 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:44,463 - [Daniel] Now this is no birdbrained idea. 364 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,132 They can peck out of tune with the best of them. 365 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,169 These two talented hens formed a band. 366 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,372 They practiced a lot and were ready to play their first gig 367 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,008 but at the last minute, they chickened out. 368 00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:58,811 - [Devon] There have been a lot of 369 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,879 great piano playing singers. 370 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,817 Elton John, Billy Joel, Lady Gaga. 371 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,986 Well, here's the latest, and with Jaws like that 372 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:12,591 he definitely has some chops. 373 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,561 Am I right? 374 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:22,434 - [Carmen] Welcome to Goldie's Zen and Spirituality class. 375 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,869 All right, everyone. 376 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,839 Time to unleash the tranquility within you 377 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,975 and breathe in the energy of the cosmos. 378 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,612 There, doesn't that feel better? 379 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,515 Now you can go into your day fully relaxed 380 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,584 and ready to chase squirrels 381 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:43,155 and dig holes with a newfound serenity and inner peace. 382 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,026 - Well, that's almost it for us, but in case you 383 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,428 missed anything along the way 384 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,930 here's a quick recap of all of our funniest 385 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,965 moments. 386 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,767 We had serenading sidekicks, 387 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,935 hooping hogs, 388 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,604 doggies in disguise. 389 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,972 Confused cats, 390 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,308 canine capers, freaked out felines. 391 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,644 A Newfoundland in the great white north 392 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,180 and this dog thinks he's delirious. 393 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,317 (energetic music) 394 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,789 - Thanks so much to our panel and thank you for tuning in. 395 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,224 I'm Elizabeth Stanton. 396 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,827 We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.