- [Elizabeth] You don't wanna miss this.
We have cartoon -like chases,
hairy human hybrids
a hooping hog,
one talented terrier
and a cat that climbs carefully in the cupboards.
- [Elizabeth] All us and more right here
on World's Funniest Animals.
Hey there, and welcome to World's Funniest Animals.
We have searched far and wide
and are bringing you all the most hilarious animal clips.
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton.
Joined today by my partners in crime, Hank and Ruby
as well as our awesome team of panelists.
Daniel, Carmen and Devon.
We're so happy to have you here.
Of course, animals are not human
but once you really get to know them, you find out.
In many ways, they're just like us.
- [Devon] Hi mom.
Sorry I haven't had time to call till now.
I'm just super busy here working
on my schoolwork every minute.
I don't even have a second to spare, but don't worry
I'm eating healthy just like you told me.
Gotta go love to you and dad
(upbeat music)
- [Carmen] Come on you guys.
We've still got six more miles
till we make it to the campsite.
Okay, so no chasing chipmunks,
at least until we get there.
Then it's game on.
(energetic music)
(laughing)
- [Daniel] What? It's 11 o'clock.
Wow. Must have forgot to set the alarm.
My bad.
Guess I'll have to call in sick again.
- [Devon] Boy, that was some storm last night, eh?
Yeah.
This morning everybody and their dog is out clearing snow.
Yep. When you live up here in the north country,
you just gotta put on your big coat
and get out there and do it.
Just like we say up here
there are only two seasons, summer and snow removal.
(comedic laughter)
(upbeat music)
- [Daniel] Everybody thinks life is so easy
when you're a celebrity.
Well take it from me,
There is a downside.
I can't even go out for a drink without being in disguise.
And even so, I bet by the time I leave
the paparazzi will be outside snapping photos.
- We all have that one special trick we have our pets do
when we have company over.
These pets and their owners take that
to a whole new level in mad skills.
- [Daniel] All soccer goalies can legally use
their hands to deflect
or catch the ball.
Here's the first one, who can't.
So he improvises.
(funky music)
- [Carmen] When you live in a top floor apartment,
it is tough to climb
up there when you're tired after work every night.
But it is worth the trouble 'cause you never get woken up
in the middle of the night
by flower pots being knocked over on the floor above you.
- [Devon] Pitcher shaking off signs,
and here comes the pitch.
Oh, it's a line drive
and we've got a four-legged runner on first base.
- [Daniel] The game is riding on this last free throw
and there's the shot
and it's good.
On the buzzer, Lakers win
Now, all that talk about him
putting on weight in the off season
and he did look a little porky out there,
All forgotten now.
- [Devon] Aha. Now I finally see how my cat does it.
I'll see him in one room in the house
and then seems like seconds later when I go
into another room, ah, there he is.
I'm gonna start locking up my skateboard.
So he stops scaring me like that.
- Now it's time for some clips that I put
at the top of my funny list.
(energetic music)
Dogs have noses so sensitive
that they can use them to find people
and objects lost in the woods or buried deep in the snow.
Sorry, make that most dogs, not this one.
(squawking noises)
Hey, I don't blame him for being upset.
There he is, all dressed up and nowhere to go.
Nothing will stop me from my goal.
Oh.
Nothing will deter me.
Oh.
I will visualize success.
Oh!
Okay.
I got it this time.
I can do this.
Oh boy.
You know what?
Oh, I'm just going to get delivery.
This little piggy is really intent on showing
off his vocal cords and I mean that literally.
I can actually see his vocal chords,
really not a good on camera look.
Hey, camera guy.
There's some dirt on your lens.
No problem.
I'll get it for you.
There you go.
All clean.
You're good to go.
Okay, I've known some scrooges
who just don't get with the Christmas cheer as much as I do
but this guy takes the cake.
Wow. He's really over the top with this Christmas tree.
This is not just a little un-jolly.
This is a total tinsel tantrum.
(upbeat music)
Being a babysitter can be a tough job
especially around bath time.
Sometimes you wind up getting even wetter than the baby.
If there was an animal Olympics
this bobcat would definitely win a gold medal.
Difficulty, 10.
Composition, 10.
And execution, 10.
A perfect score.
Hi, you Uber?
Yep. My name's Teddy.
Okay, I'll just climb in.
Your door's a little sticky here.
Okay. Almost got it.
Yeah, I'm all set.
Let's go.
Our pets always seem to know what we're feeling
whether we are sleepy, happy,
really happy or super happy.
They always know.
It doesn't matter if your pet is a teacup chihuahua
or a really big one like this.
They all love to curl up
on their cozy bed and just be part of the family.
But there seems to be a little disagreement going on here.
Hey, Clara belle you gotta move over.
That's my bed.
Stick around.
We have even more hilarious videos with pet pigs.
Coming up next on World's Funniest Animals.
(theme music)
- Welcome back to World's funniest animals.
Pigs aren't as common in the big cities
but all around the country
they're almost as common as dogs and cats.
Let's find out why in our segment, pet pigs.
- [Daniel] What is going on here?
This is crazy.
Oh. Oh.
I've got so many questions.
It looks like a pig chasing some baby velociraptors around.
Are these escapees from Jurassic Park?
Is this actually somebody's house?
And the last thing, there's a refrigerator
in the back with a whole lot of reminder notes on it.
You know what note they forgot?
The one that says
remember to lock up the pig and the crazy birds.
- [Devon] Okay.
I know pigs are supposed to be really intelligent
but this one has it all wrong.
He thinks the spin cycle comes
after the clothes come out of the washer.
(funky music)
- [Carmen] Hey, when you don't have fingers
it's really hard to open jars.
Okay, so you have to get inventive.
Hopefully this will work if I do it long enough.
Ooh, that peanut butter smells so yummy.
- [Speaker] Pinky!
- [Speaker] Pinky no.
Come back here.
- [Devon] Ooh, look at that folks.
Pinky makes the steal and explodes from the backfield.
He jukes left then right?
Doing his best to shake the big defender.
Oh, oh, oh oh.
Looks like this run may be all over
but somehow he miraculously regains control
and all he sees in front of him now is the end zone.
Oh, oh, oh
Folks, it looks like this one is coming back
on a penalty that's gonna hurt folks.
Looks like his little pinky toe stepped out of bounds.
- Yes, just like us, every once in a while
animals get in a jam.
I'll show you what I mean in stuck.
- [Daniel] Sometimes sticking your nose
in where it doesn't belong can backfire on you.
The only good thing is
that container stayed on his head long enough so he
couldn't hear the other cat laughing hysterically at him.
- [Devon] Perfect for the family
who's always on the go.
This coffee table can keep right up with you,
so you always have a handy place
to place your favorite beverage.
(energetic music)
- [Carmen] This cat so badly wants to be a real party animal
but he's just a little confused
about how you're supposed to wear this thing.
Sorry dude.
It's a hat, not a mask.
He's confused.
- [Elizabeth] Wondering what happens next?
So are the pets in our next segment, confused.
Coming up on World's Funniest Animals.
(theme music)
You're watching World's Funniest Animals.
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton, and
in this next segment we take a closer look
at some animals who are very, very confused.
- [Daniel] The only one who's going to be more confused
than this dog is going to be his owner.
When they trip on the carpet in the middle of the night.
- [Carmen] He just can't look.
The pressure is too great.
It's best if I...
Oh, sorry, kitty.
You lose.
You have to clean the litter box now.
Sorry. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
(upbeat music)
- [Devon] This budget minded dog owner
found a way to provide friends
for his dog to keep her company,
while still only paying to feed one.
- [Daniel] So this dog is thinking
it used to only be the cat stealing my treats.
Now this thing too?
- [Camerawoman] Where's your treat?
- [Daniel] Wow. This has turned into a
pretty bad neighborhood.
- Everybody loves to dress up once in a while.
Even our pets.
Here they are doing just that in costume time.
- [Daniel] Get ready for some edge of your seat,
off the leash excitement.
Coming soon, it's the ultimate adrenaline rush movie
with who else but Van Beagle.
He never turns tail, barks at danger,
and bites back at fear.
It's fast and furriest.
(funky music)
- [Devon] Finally, the proof that mermaids do exist.
They're a lot furrier than anybody thought, though.
- [Carmen] Great news for mail carriers.
Recently, the union rules have been expanded to
allow an additional 30 minutes of break time
for sniffing trees and fire hydrants.
For every eight hour shift.
The ruling was enthusiastically a-paw-ded.
- [Daniel] With the high price of reindeer food
this year, Santa had to downsize.
So instead of cookies and milk,
please just leave some kibble and a bone.
- [Elizabeth] Jailbreak, coming up next
on World's Funniest Animals.
(theme music)
Welcome back to World's Funniest Animals.
I can't wait to show you this next segment where
we see some great escapes.
Here's jailbreak.
- [Daniel] There are a lot of cross breeds
of poodles these days.
The Labradoodle, the golden doodle,
and the Yorkie poo are probably most common.
This breed is a little less known.
It's the monkey doodle, also known as the monkey poo.
They are very tough to confine.
Here's a tip though, just put a big bunch
of bananas in with them and they won't want to go anywhere.
- [Carmen] Brawwk, this place is for the birds.
Ugh, almost.
Come on.
One more time.
You can get it.
Got it.
I am outta here.
I have officially flown the coup.
Polly is now as free as a bird.
- [Devon] Now this dog is a husky, but he looks more
like a skinny here, and he's mischievous too.
He goes all over town causing havoc
and then slyly sneaks back in.
Never been caught once.
Hiding in plain sight.
- [Daniel] I'm headed out on the town.
Come on.
Okay, I'm coming.
Yep. Turns out when you said
the neighbor's dog is a bad influence,
You were right.
- [Devon] This is Bruno.
We call him Bruno the brain.
He's a freaking genius.
The real deal, ain't nothing artificial
about his intelligence.
Sharpest tool in the shed
makes Einstein look
like he was playing with blocks.
That's why he's the big boss.
When he gets a brain wave
the rest of us mooks just follow right behind him
like a well-rehearsed chorus line.
He's the maestro and we're just playing the notes
in his grand symphony of mischief and mayhem.
Aha. Finally the answer to the old question.
Who let the dogs out?
- [Carmen] People often say, when pigs fly,
it's a common phrase
for something that's just never ever gonna happen.
Well all that's changed now, it just happened.
Okay. It was a very, very short first flight
but so was the Wright Brothers.
- [Daniel] Hey, limbo limbo limbo time.
Get down, get down low.
Oh, that's it.
You got it.
- Let's take a look at some pets who have found their
true calling.
They have a passion for music and can't help but sing along.
- [Camerawoman] Come on.
Come here.
That's so good.
Come do your drum.
- [Devon] Sorry, parent.
I hate to break it to you
but this one has zero musical talent.
Nope. Not even a note.
(strumming)
- [Carmen] This is the solution I came up with.
Instead of constantly harping
at my cat for always scratching up the furniture
I got her an actual harp.
Now she's striking some heavenly cords.
I still have some holes left over on the couch to patch
but hopefully they will be the last.
Yay!
(keys clacking)
- [Daniel] Now this is no birdbrained idea.
They can peck out of tune with the best of them.
These two talented hens formed a band.
They practiced a lot and were ready to play their first gig
but at the last minute, they chickened out.
- [Devon] There have been a lot of
great piano playing singers.
Elton John, Billy Joel, Lady Gaga.
Well, here's the latest, and with Jaws like that
he definitely has some chops.
Am I right?
- [Carmen] Welcome to Goldie's Zen and Spirituality class.
All right, everyone.
Time to unleash the tranquility within you
and breathe in the energy of the cosmos.
There, doesn't that feel better?
Now you can go into your day fully relaxed
and ready to chase squirrels
and dig holes with a newfound serenity and inner peace.
- Well, that's almost it for us, but in case you
missed anything along the way
here's a quick recap of all of our funniest
moments.
We had serenading sidekicks,
hooping hogs,
doggies in disguise.
Confused cats,
canine capers, freaked out felines.
A Newfoundland in the great white north
and this dog thinks he's delirious.
(energetic music)
- Thanks so much to our panel and thank you for tuning in.
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.
We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.