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- You don't wanna miss this.

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We have dunking doggies,
fatigued felines,

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heartwarming homecomings,
masterful monkeys,

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a hair-triggered horse,
and a man's best friend

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proves that sometimes
three is a crowd.

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All this today and more,

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right here on "World's
Funniest Animals."

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Hello and welcome to
World's Funniest Animals.

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If you're a fan of
hilarious animal videos,

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then boy, are you
in the right place.

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I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton,

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joined today by my partners
in crime, Hank and Ruby,

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as well as our awesome
team of panelists,

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Daniel, Carmen, and Devon.

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And we're off.

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We've seen pets who can do
some pretty amazing tricks,

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some natural athletes,
pets who even play sports.

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Let's take a closer look
in our segment, All-Stars.

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(playful music)

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- [Tractor Driver] Woo-hoo!

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Let's go.

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- Now, that is the
height of laziness.

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This guy can't even exert
himself enough to take the dog

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for a proper walk.

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He has to drive.

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One of these days,

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that lack of exercise is
gonna catch up with him.

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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(audience laughing)

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- See, now that
just goes to show

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that you don't have to be
tall to play basketball.

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Take it from me, okay?

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(plastic sliding)

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(audience laughing)

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(audience laughing)

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- How to be the
perfect goalkeeper.

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Just imagine the
ball is a mouse.

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It works every time. (laughs)

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(smooth jazzy music)

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(audience laughing)

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- (imitating bird cawing)
Polly want a cracker?

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No, let's shoot some hoops.

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(audience laughing)

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- It's not all just running
around and playing fetch.

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Sometimes our pets can
take all that energy

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and express it in a
more creative way.

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Here's Arts and Crafts.

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- Okay, this blows me away

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and this guy definitely doesn't
have just junk in the trunk.

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He's got some real
art up in there.

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(upbeat music)

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- You either come up with
some serious treats right now,

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or that huge spotless
wall is next.

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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(audience laughing)

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- You know, I've seen some
modern art where I thought,

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"Come on, any monkey
could do that."

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Well, there you go,
proves my point exactly.

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(upbeat music continues)

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(audience laughing)

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- This whole charade is just
so she can get your prints.

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When she compares
these to the ones

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from when the ham disappeared

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from the table last
Thanksgiving, one

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of you is busted.

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- Now it's time for
some clips that I put

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at the top of my funny list.

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Here's the two biggest
new action heroes

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to hit the silver
screen since Bruce Flea.

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It's Cat Damon and Tom Cat Cruz

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starring in an upcoming
science fiction

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action blockbuster,
"The Perminator."

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(audience laughing)

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I saw this animal
in the travel book.

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It's a coati.

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It walks like a raccoon,

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has a ring tail and
likes to eat sandwiches.

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Yep, that's it all right.

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(audience laughing)

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Here's a green energy
backup solution

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that doesn't need
the sun or wind,

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just water and a balanced diet.

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It's the cat charger.

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Don't be caught napping.

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You'll sleep better knowing
your home is protected

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from cat-astrophic
power failure.

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(audience laughing)

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"Here, no, you take it."

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"No, you."

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"Please, I insist, you first."

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"No, you."

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"Really, sir, I don't want it."

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"But you gotta have it."

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"I don't want it, please, no."

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"Really? It's for you.

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I've got 100
brothers and sisters.

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I can do this all day.

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It really needs a wash."

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(audience laughing)

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What?

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You, think I want
some of that chicken?

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Not at all.

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Just taking a little cat nap.

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(audience laughing)

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Just chilling out,
stretching the old legs.

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But if you're twisting my
arm, okay, I could eat a bite.

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(upbeat country Jamboree music)

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Anyone know where the reset
button is on this thing?

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(upbeat music)

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Okay, reverse, reverse.

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Oh, I'm on the curb.

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Oh, reverse.

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Wait, oh, this can't be good.

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I meant to do that.

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Our pets are caught
red-handed guilty

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coming up next on "World's
Funniest Animals."

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Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals."

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In this next segment, we
take a look at some pets

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who were not on
their best behavior.

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Here's Guilty.

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- [Owner] Bailey, did
you chew these up?

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Bailey, did you do this?

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- It wasn't me.

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Then why are you
looking over there?

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What about your friend here?

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Oh, yeah, he definitely did it.

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I'm not taking the rap for him.

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That dog is learning the lesson

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all criminals find out.

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When it comes right down to it,

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even your closest friends
will always flip on you.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- [Owner] What did you do?

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- If this were in
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the prosecutor would likely
say Luna was looking down

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and very embarrassed proving
her guilt in the crime.

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Well, if I'm the
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I'd be saying, "Look, judge,
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a stupid cutoff pink sweater
and a ratty pink collar,

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you'd be looking down
and embarrassed too."

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I rest my case.
(audience laughing)

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- [Owner] Hmm.

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Look at all that trash.

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I wonder who did it.

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(audience laughing)

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Hmm?

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Who did it, Mayna?

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You know?

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- Now that's admirable.

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He did it, he's owning up
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and he really needs some help

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getting unstuck from that thing.

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- [Owner] Did you do that?

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Did you do that? Aries?

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What did you do?

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Why did you eat the cookies?

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Come here, Aries,
what did you do?

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Look at his eyes.

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What did you do, Mr. Aries?

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- This dog is thinking,

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"Wow, this guy is really
some kind of idiot.

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I mean, he keeps asking
me, 'What did you do?'

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If he's not smart
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then I'm sure not telling him."

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(audience laughing)

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- Time moves differently
for our pets.

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They say every year
is seven dog years,

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so if we're gone for six months,

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it could feel like
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which explains why the
pets in this next segment

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are so excited.

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Here's Homecoming.

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(gentle upbeat music)

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(door clicks)
(alarm beeps)

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(audience laughing)

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(owner speaking
in muffled voice)

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- Okay, now that's
a great welcome

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when you walk through the door.

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I'm sure this guy avoids
picking up groceries

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on the way home, though.

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Probably just has
them delivered.

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- [Owner] Is that your
dad? (wings flapping)

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Oh.

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- Hi.

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- [Owner] Oh.

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Oh.

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- Oh, hi.

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- [Owner] Oh, there's your
papa with the kissing.

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There's your papa.

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- Some men are unhappy that
they work all day, come home,

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and the most attention they get

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is just a little
peck on the cheek.

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In this case, though, I'm
sure he doesn't complain.

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He wouldn't wanna
ruffle any feathers.

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- [Owner] Get it, Chevy,
get it, get it, Chevy.

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(upbeat music)

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- [Owner] Where you been?

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(audience laughing)

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(indistinct)

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Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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- Surprise.

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Okay, now that is a dog

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winning the canine
lottery right there.

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(slide swishing)

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- More hilarious animal
videos coming up.

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Jealous next on "World's
Funniest Animals."

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(upbeat music)

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You're watching "World's
Funniest Animals"

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and I'm your host,
Elizabeth Stanton.

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What's better than one pet?

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More pets.

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But no matter how
much you tell them

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you don't have a favorite,

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sometimes they can
get a little jealous.

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(upbeat music)

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- [Owner] Well, my goodness,
what's going on here?

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Did you get a little jealous?

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- I think this woman is
reading a lot more into it

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than what's really happening.

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The bird just
doesn't like anything

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with a shell, except peanuts.

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(audience laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- The dog's like,
"Hey, what's the deal?

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I was here first and he
still gets all the attention?

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What happened?"

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(people speaking indistinctly)

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(audience laughing)

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- These two think the dog
doesn't want them to kiss.

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I think it's more likely the
two of them had BLTs for dinner

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and the dog just can't
resist that bacon breath.

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(slide swooshing)

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- Pets have so much energy.

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I wish I was as excited in
the mornings as my dogs are.

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They don't even need coffee.

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But with all the hyperactivity,
eventually comes the crash

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and then it's nap time.

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- You buy that exercise machine
with the best intentions,

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but it's not long before
it just sits there,

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and after a while you're
just hanging clothes on it,

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or your cat.
(audience laughing)

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- What is this thing?

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It's like way too small.

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Who could ever think
this is comfortable?

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Oh, oh, okay, now we're talking.

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That's comfy.

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- Psychologists say
your sleeping position

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says a lot about
your personality.

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The pillow hugger position.

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You're a sentimental snuggler.

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The log, you're chill,
ooh, and relaxed.

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The yearner, you're
an adventure seeker,

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ready to embrace
life with open arms.

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The starfish, you're a
good friend and a listener.

264
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Beetle, you're tough
on the outside,

265
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marshmallow on the inside.

266
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The soldier, you're
quiet, reserved,

267
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and hold yourself
to a high standard.

268
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There you have it.

269
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Which one are you?

270
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(upbeat music)

271
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:14,233
(audience laughing)

272
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,039
(upbeat music)

273
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,142
(audience laughing)

274
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- And this is how the Astro
dogs sleep in outer space

275
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on the way to the
Canine Space Station.

276
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Houston, we have a problem.

277
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:35,254
We're running low on dog treats.

278
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:37,456
(upbeat music)

279
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- Finally, somebody came
up with a better cat bed.

280
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:44,196
The problem was always,
where do you put your legs?

281
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,831
This is genius.

282
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,533
Problem solved.

283
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,302
(upbeat music)

284
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,073
(audience laughing)

285
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,442
- Come on, is this real?

286
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,677
He's actually that sound asleep?

287
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,446
I don't believe it.

288
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:04,183
I think that ferret is
just playing opossum.

289
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,451
(slide swooshing)

290
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,253
- Here are more of
my favorite clips.

291
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(beat music)

292
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You thought it was just
going to be another quiet day

293
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,492
at the barbershop.

294
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,693
Next thing you know,

295
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:18,397
some crazy monkey is chasing
you all around the room.

296
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,400
(monkey screaming)

297
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:25,805
(audience laughing)

298
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,606
Hey, at barber school,

299
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,575
they never mentioned
anything about this.

300
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,512
(beak, cup clicking)

301
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,781
It's the amazing
new drink shaker.

302
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,151
(beak, cup clicking)

303
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,255
Add your favorite ingredients
and it shakes and mixes them

304
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,558
to absolute perfection.

305
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,493
(audience laughing)

306
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,663
(beak, cup clicking)

307
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,434
These baby ducks
are in great paws.

308
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,572
The Golden Retriever
is a born bred duck dog

309
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,407
so he has a lot of experience

310
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,676
and the cat is eager
to learn the job.

311
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,447
They are the perfect caretakers.

312
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,718
(audience laughing)

313
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:18,257
This dog's really showing
his sled-pulling roots.

314
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Look at him go.

315
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:25,531
Skateboarding, no
less, California style.

316
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,535
(upbeat music)

317
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:33,072
(audience laughing)

318
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,741
So this squirrel either has
been spending a lot of time

319
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with bats at night, or he's
figured out a pretty smart way

320
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,514
to eat and work on his
abs at the same time.

321
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,185
(audience laughing)

322
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,553
Respect.

323
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,292
If science fiction
is any indication

324
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,561
when animals start using tools,

325
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,664
it never turns out
well for humanity.

326
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,501
I've seen "Planet of the Apes."

327
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,338
Okay, I can read the
sign language here.

328
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:09,074
The guy wants the
elephant to lift him up.

329
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,478
Whoa, that was a
launch, not a lift.

330
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:21,654
And the reward, a big
treat for a big animal.

331
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,456
Everybody's happy.

332
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,528
(slide swooshing)

333
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,264
Stick around, we have even
more hilarious videos.

334
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Surprise-
- Oh, geez.

335
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,434
- Coming up next.

336
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,443
(upbeat music)

337
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,579
Welcome back to "World's
Funniest Animals."

338
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Just like humans, animals have
a bit of a mischievous side,

339
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,552
but it's all in good fun.

340
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,322
Animals love a good surprise.

341
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,625
(suspenseful music)

342
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,060
(glass shattering)

343
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,328
- You just wait.

344
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,429
I'm gonna get you.

345
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,397
Pow, kitty litter everywhere.

346
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,135
(bird boinging)
(audience laughing)

347
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,539
- Well, that's why Schnauzers
do not make good bird dogs.

348
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,141
They're scared to
death of birds.

349
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,511
(upbeat country music)

350
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- [Owner] Ah, geez.

351
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,086
- He's like, wow,
these horse flies

352
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,521
are really big
this time of year.

353
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,589
Very heavy.

354
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,194
(audience laughing)

355
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,129
(playful cartoon music)

356
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,532
- Our pets are capable of things
you wouldn't even imagine.

357
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,768
With enough treats
and dedication,

358
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,770
just about anything is possible,

359
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,140
but it all starts
with training day.

360
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,743
(electro dance music)

361
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:54,046
(audience laughing)

362
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,525
- Gotta get in shape.

363
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,594
Summer's almost here.

364
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:09,762
It's beach season, baby.

365
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,563
Gotta look good in my bikini.

366
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,401
(upbeat music)

367
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,373
- Little kitty workout while
mama's on the treadmill.

368
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,377
- Okay. I know there are some
low-cost treadmills out there,

369
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:29,415
but the cat powered model
is really taking it too far.

370
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:33,218
(audience laughing)

371
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,488
(upbeat techno music)

372
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,526
(audience laughing)

373
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,294
- When I first saw this video,

374
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,563
I wasn't quite sure
what was going on,

375
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,232
but now I got it crystal clear.

376
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,434
You've got a Boston Terrier

377
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:52,671
in training for the Boston
Marathon, of course, right.

378
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:56,408
(audience laughing)

379
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,478
(upbeat techno music)

380
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:13,559
- Even though it's an ancient
movie, I have always loved it.

381
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,760
And now they're
finally doing it.

382
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,996
The remake of "The
Sound of Music."

383
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,532
I'm so happy I cannot
wait for it to come out.

384
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,735
(upbeat dance music)

385
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,412
- Now drop and give
me 20, come on.

386
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,447
My grandmother can
do better push-ups.

387
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,582
Give me 10 more.

388
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,517
(slide swooshing)

389
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,485
- Well, that's almost it for us,

390
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,553
but in case you missed
anything along the way,

391
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,491
here's a quick recap of all
of our funniest moments.

392
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We had workout
wonders, batty birds,

393
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:54,233
a scrappy scoundrel, kamikaze
cats, sprinting sidekicks,

394
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,635
a cat that thinks it's
going to ride a horse,

395
00:18:56,668 --> 00:19:00,205
and a big welcome home
for a hometown hero.

396
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,708
(upbeat music)

397
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:09,148
Thanks so much to our panel,
and thank you for tuning in.

398
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,349
I'm Elizabeth Stanton.

399
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:13,218
We'll see you next time on
"World's Funniest Animals."

400
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,522
(upbeat music)

401
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,623
(audience laughing)

402
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,424
(owner laughing)

403
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,493
- Oh.
- That hurts.

404
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,295
(audience laughing)

405
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,631
(upbeat music)

406
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,734
(audience laughing)

407
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,106
(audience laughing)

408
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,045
(plastic cap clicking)

409
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,113
(plastic sliding)