Are you ready to leap in action?
Because today on the show
we have a goose with an attitude problem,
a map-stealing monkey, and a reluctant retriever.
This and more on today's episode
of "Worlds Funniest Animals."
Welcome back to "World's Funniest Animals,"
I'm your host Elizabeth Stanton,
and these are my trustee sidekicks Hank and Ruby.
Joined today with a few of my friends and panelists,
as well as our celebrity guest, Murray SawChuck.
- Hey Liz, thank you so much for having me on your show.
I'm just absolutely excited to be on this type of show
'cause I love animals.
- Thanks, Murray.
If you're anything like me and Ruby here,
and love a good funny animal video, you're in luck.
We've hunted the web for the wildest animal clips out there,
and I can't wait to show you what we've found.
Ever have one of those lazy days
where you don't feel like doing anything at all,
even when you actually have a ton to do?
Turns out animals can be just as stubborn as us humans.
Check out how stubborn they can be
in the segment, "You Can't Make Me,"
brought to you with commentary from our first panelist,
the amazing comedian, Brian Cooper.
- Hey, Liz.
- Are you ready for this clip?
- Show me what ya got.
Sometimes you lose motivation mid-sprint
- Now we joined by by singer, actor,
comedian, radio host Mikalah Gordon.
- Hi, happy to be here, Liz.
- This next clip features an animal who is not very patient.
- So excited.
Oh no!
After long day of dealing with tourists,
sometimes you gotta just give one a good toss.
- Our next panelist is rising star, actor, Carmen Hodgson.
- Hey, Liz, I'm so happy to be here.
- This next clip features some lazy dogs.
- Ooh, okay, this I have to see.
Come on.
Let's go, come on, come on, let's go.
- I said I don't wanna go.
- For our final panelist,
we have actor, writer, producer, Noah Matthews.
- Hey, Liz.
- We have an animal who does not wanna be bothered
in this clip.
- Let's get into it.
Noga, you're so lazy.
Look, I'm glad you're on this fitness journey,
but I've taken five walks today, and I'm over it.
I only agreed on you going on a walk,
I didn't say I would.
- Even animals get annoyed sometimes.
whether it's personal space
or they are trying to rest,
if the don't want attention
they will be sure to let you know.
Get ready for our next segment, "I Don't Think So."
Is she squishing you?
Tilly, you're squashing the baby.
Tilly!
- She looks terrified, but he looks so cozy.
Matilda!
He's as happy as he looks.
It's me and my wife, guys.
We got witnesses, boy.
- I understand why chickens are so aggressive.
Everyone's trying to eat 'em.
Okay, now remember, when getting attacked
by a vicious goose, just call for some school children
to come and save you. - Oh, okay.
- Unfortunately though, they won't be able to save
your dignity but.
- This is what it feels like sharing a plate
of nachos with someone.
Stop stealing all the good chips
- Here's a thought.
When you have a giant thieving bird in the neighborhood,
maybe not such a great idea
to leave the kitchen door wide open.
- Hey Murray, who do we have here?
- I have long hair chihuahuas.
They are all rescues.
This is Smudge, yes, it is.
And this is Kahlua, and this is Bailey.
- Do you ever use these little guys in your magic act?
- I am always asked if I use them in my magic show
here in Las Vegas and I don't.
I have brought them on stage 'cause every year
I do a charity show that raises money
for rescue dogs and animals, and it's our 8th year this year
and I call it "Begging for Magic."
And we have all sorts
of entertainments here in Las Vegas,
and we were about on stage just to show everybody the pups
and they got to meet them and get pictures with them,
but that's all we do with them.
We don't usually use them in any magic tricks.
- Wow, magic for an amazing cause.
So do your dogs know any tricks?
- Yes, they do some tricks.
They're not ridiculous tricks.
Actually, Smudge does have ridiculous tricks.
Smudge is actually the only chihuahua bowling ball.
She runs up to me, falls on her back and you push her away,
she slides on her back, gets up and runs right back
and she absolutely loves it,
so we'll demonstrate that for you.
Smudge, come here!
We can do it, come here!
That's my little girl, ready?
And away she goes!
Come on!
Oh wait, one, two, three, and away she goes.
Come here, baby, and one more time.
Away you go!
Come here.
That's my girl, that's my girl!
That's our Smudge.
Bailey and Kaluha they're great at rolling over,
shaking a paw, sitting up.
Sit, sit!
Good girl! That's funny.
Roll over, let's roll.
Good girl!
Such a good girl.
Also they actually do a training course
which I take them every week.
They go up and down different partitions
and through tubes and all that stuff.
They've been all doing it for a couple of years now.
- Wow, that is quite the agility course
I'll have to bring Hank and Ruby someday,
and we can have one big pet play date.
Coming up, we have a gregarious giraffe,
a gruff goat, a monkey stealing a bus driver's lunch,
and a dog dancing their heart out
in the middle of the pet store.
All this and more next on "World's Funniest Animals."
Did you know that butterflies can taste with their feet?
Pretty cool, but not exactly a talent
I think I'd want myself, yuck.
But there are few that I wouldn't mind having
in the segment "Hidden Talents."
- A dog that does laundry?
I've never been more jealous,
Oh, now he's taking them out of the dryer.
He does laundry better than me, and I have thumbs.
- Okay, here is the real question.
Shouldn't the dog's sneakers be on the front paws?
This is the same way Rocky trained
when he beat Clubber Lang.
- We get it, you're cool, and your dog's cool too.
Meanwhile, I can't even can't let my dog
off leash at the beach.
- One, two!
- Come on down, chest down, elbows out.
- One, two, one, two, one!
- The real question here, who's training who?
- One, two!
Wow, this cat is seriously shredded.
He's Olympic material for sure.
Watch out, Shaun White.
No one likes being ignored, even animals.
In fact, some will go out of their way
to get your attention and end up hilarious when they do.
Check out these attention-hungry animals
in the segment, "Look at Me."
Why are seals so cute?
I think I want one.
Boom, that thing is long.
Hello, I look good, look at me.
Ooh, yeah gimme a kiss.
Yeah, you haven't had enough love.
- Wait, did that bat just wave?
- You're gonna get up and feed me,
even if I have to take it all off.
Welcome back to the little pug's camera view.
So far this camera strap is holding up.
Why are small dogs so brave?
Coming up, we see some animals
who've decided they cannot be bothered, not today.
Next on "World's Funniest Animals."
The animal kingdom can be an unforgiving place
and sometimes it's survival of the fittest
or at least the bossiest to survive and prove
that you are the alpha, "Not Today."
You call that a bark?
This is a bark.
Never mind.
She doesn't see that one coming.
Boo!
- It's a sneak attack!
- Don't drop it on the floor.
What's wrong with you?
Say bye to everyone. - Bye!
Say goodbye to everyone.
- He just stole his lunch.
- I have to see that again.
- So that's how dogs learn how to swim, it's by ducks.
It's your turn to chase me.
Guess you guys are gonna leave now?
Okay, the dog is doing the dog paddle
and the ducks are doing fly the heck out of this place.
Oh, you think you are so cool with the toy.
I'll show you.
Here I come!
- You'll be left in awe by some of these furry feats.
Coming back to part two of the fan favorite,
"Pets Have Talents."
- Five, six, seven eight.
So am just picturing them in their living room
going over these steps.
It's not weird at all.
Seriously, do I have to do everything
myself around here?
He's just a delivery guy bringing in some lunch
to some lazy cows on Moober Eats.
I'm doing an obstacle course
and the only obstacles are all the other darn cats.
Move!
- Oh my God, it's like ninja warrior cats style.
Well, now I've seen it all.
and he's actually riding the bike around the neighborhood.
- Mischief, can you say hello?
- Hello. - Good bird.
He does all sorts of voices.
Can you say hi? - Hi.
Good job.
And sometimes he hears people who have a cold.
Good job, Mischief.
Can you say hello?
No, hello.
He's all excited.
- I mean, he's technically saying hello.
- Hello.
Hi, hi.
- Hello. - Hi.
- This isn't working out too well.
- Quoth the raven, just give me the treat, lady.
Coming up, some animals just want
all the attention, "Hogging the Limelight,"
next on "World's Funniest Animals."
What would the internet be if it wasn't for people
constantly seeking attention?
Well, it's not just people and lucky for us sometimes
it's even caught on camera.
"Hogging the Limelight."
- Smile for the camera.
Guess what, I'm not taking a picture, I'm taking a video.
Yeah, got you, ha.
Still smiling though.
Good job.
- Don't you hate it when someone takes a picture
of you when you're eating?
- No, insurance lady, I said goat prints.
What you mean, I'm not covered?
It's not showing off when you have talent.
Absolutely amazing.
- Oh, whoa, cool guy with my shades.
Okay, they reversed this video, right?
This cannot be real.
Good girl, good girl.
Seriously, mom?
You're a good girl.
This is a joke, right?
Gimme that. - Hey! Sadie!
- Some days you just can't be bothered to do anything.
These pets are having one of those days
in our segment "I Don't Wanna."
This dog is taking a nap and falling ever so slowly.
Great, now the cat's awake too.
- Went down, collapse on the ground.
Works for me when I don't wanna do something.
Now it's time to come home.
- This cat has dug her claws into this decision,
and she ain't moving.
Hey try picking up the rock instead.
- He flipped him over like he was a barbecue piece of meat.
These millennial dogs are so spoiled,
wants everything done for them.
- Well, that's almost it for us
but just in case you missed anything, here is quick recap
of all the funniest moments.
A not so scary goose, a poking primate,
a canine workout partner, sneaky lion cub
and a snowboarding cat.
I totally think it might just make the pros.
Thanks so much for tuning in and checking out
some of the world's funniest animals.
And a special thanks to our panel
and our celebrity guest Murray SawChuck
for checking in and chatting with us about your pets.
- Hey, Liz, thanks so much for having me on your show.
Smudge, Bailey, and Kaluha had such a great time.
Thank you.
- Until next time, I'm your host Elizabeth Stanton.
I'll be back soon with more hilarious clips
of your favorite creatures right here
on "World's Funniest Animals."
You're squishing the baby.
- Say bye to everyone.
Bye!
- Say bye to everyone.