- You won't want to miss
We have dashing dogs,
perplexed penguins,
and a husky who I think is
All this and more right here
on the World's Funniest Animals.
You're watching World's
We've searched all
even my own backyard for some
of the most amusing animal
I'm your host, Elizabeth Stanton
and these are my
We are joined today
by our group of panelists
Jason Blair.
- Hey Liz, what's going on?
Jason Blair here.
- Thanks for joining us, Jason,
the first pet our parents got
of these cute critters.
We all know how
Let's jump right
Starting with commentary
Brian Cooper.
- Hey Liz.
- What happens when you mix
- Dogs and a hamster
(audience laughs)
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Why have I been walking
- Next, we have actor and
- Liz, how are you?
(audience laughs)
I've been on a merry-go-round
- Now we're joined by
- Hey, Lizzie, how are you?
- Great but this next
- Ooh, I can't wait to see this.
(audience laughs)
- Uh, sir, I think
Who gonna tell him?
- Finally we have singer and
- Hey Liz.
(audience laughs)
- I feel like that's
than doing it the right way.
(audience laughs)
- Animals can get a little
Whether it's with us interacting
sometimes they want to remind us
to pay attention
They can even get upset
Here's curious pets.
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(audience laughs)
- At least he came to rescue him
and his stuffed animal brother.
(audience laughs)
- Look, I don't know how
but it wasn't that.
(audience laughs)
- Yeah, man, I'm telling you.
I saw her through the glass
We moved together perfectly,
(audience laughs)
- Get ready to yell
because I give up looking
(audience laughs)
- This is the hardest
- Let's check in with
You may know him from The Life
You can also catch
We have actor, Jason Blair.
- Very excited to join
- I'm a big fan of
Tell us a little bit about him.
- I guess the easiest way
but psycho, oh, you're
(audience laughs)
- Looks like Clarence
but what are some of his
- Clarence's favorite thing
Not exactly in that order.
He likes to eat and then
he likes to sleep and when
and when you wake him up,
little sharp bite, but
- Those are Hank and
Well, why don't we give time
or play, and we'll be back in
We have even more hilarious
for fun coming up next on
Welcome back to World's
On a hot summer day, nothing
than a sprinkler or a fountain.
It's the best of both worlds.
They get to drink water and
Here's Thirsty for Fun.
(audience laughs)
- Ah, living the life.
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- I can smell the car
(audience laughs)
- Oh, this is how I give
I hate bringing a bowl with me.
(dog barks)
- These dude definitely
and they are equally adorable.
(audience laughs)
- Humans and animals,
(audience laughs)
- We all can get a little
and there, well, our
Only difference is our pets
(audience laughs)
- Who's that over there?
Hang on, you are
Oh, it's a mirror.
- All animals jump at the screen
when World's Funniest
(audience laughs)
- Sit, stay, sit stay,
(audience laughs)
- This guy is still learning
to love his owner
- Okay, whoa.
(audience laughs)
- [Woman] Are you okay?
- Who knew sledding
- [Woman] Patrish.
- You did call his name,
- Well, let's hope that
and not one of those
- Leaping lizards,
because Reptile
(audience laughs)
- Welcome back, you're watching
Let's go straight into our next
these scaly scallywags, here is
(audience laughs)
- To be fair, iguanas
most cat scratching posts.
(audience laughs)
- Yeah, it's time to
'Cause if that was me, I
- [Girl] They're so rude,
This is a different lizard,
than the one that was
- Oh.
(audience laughs)
- This lizard is about
with his great, great, maybe a
(machine whirs)
(audience laughs)
- With your brawn and my brains
- [Woman] Fine, I'll get her
to get some these clips
Just hold on, she's
Hey, there she goes.
(audience laughs)
There you go, there you go.
- There's one thing
out of trouble, our fence.
Without it they would
all over the neighborhood.
Let's take a look at some pets
who don't let the
from having fun with
in Don't Fence Me In.
(audience laughs)
- This is like Romeo and Juliet.
We love a forbidden romance.
(audience laughs)
- Well, I met the new
but a blast to be around.
(audience laughs)
- [Woman] Hey.
(audience laughs)
Don't walk away.
- I've always wondered
It looks like this one
(audience laughs)
- [Man] Hey Bud.
(audience laughs)
Oh there you go,
Hey buddy, something wrong?
Oh yeah, you're stuck.
(audience laughs)
Yeah, it's no big deal.
- We're back with
Now Jason, I heard you may
with animals in the past.
- So on Life Sentence, we
there's an episode where
and the dog is supposed to come
and lick the tears from my face.
So after about an hour
dog was doing anything but
to keep it together.
Stuffing baloney in my socks
After another hour of that,
behind my ear to get the dog
to close to maybe
Finally he's coming to get the
It was kind of a disaster
but it was a good
- Well, I'm glad you guys
I hear even though Clarence
he's always nearby as
Tell us about that.
- One of the things that
and special, I think is
I had filmed in many
and bring him everywhere
He looks out the window
getting on a flight
and it is such a wonderful
- I'm just impressed
Thanks for joining
and for introducing
Stick around, we have
we've shown yet.
Headbutt Bonanza coming up next
I can't wait to show you
Welcome back to World's
Growing up, we are always told
to use our head
Apparently someone told
Here's Headbutt Bonanza.
- [Woman] Doug, come here, oo.
- This guy just made like me
during a hand of
(audience laughs)
- Oo, ouch.
- You'd think he would
or just stop using his head?
(audience laughs)
- [Man] Watch out, hey, hey.
- What kind of
- [Man] He thinks
(audience laughs)
- What happens when a
A headbutt or too
(dramatic western music plays)
(audience laughs)
- I'm glad neither of them got
- Maybe it's all what
but apparently our pets
These next animals seem to be
Here's Please Stop Playing.
(delicate piano music begins)
- Hey, don't, come on.
- Bravo, what a finale.
(electric guitar plays)
(piano music begins)
(audience laughs)
- [Woman] What the hell?
- Well, that's almost it for us
but in case you missed
here's a quick recap of all
We had rockets rodents,
bulldogs, confused cats,
and a dog who has
out of the neighbor on the
(audience laughs)
Thanks so much to our panel
Jason Blair.
- Bye Liz, thanks for
- Bye Jason, bye Clarence
I'm Elizabeth Stanton and
on World's Funniest Animals.
(audience laughs)
- [Woman] Are you okay?