- You won't wanna miss what we've got in store.
We have cappuccino cats, furious Frenchies,
mollycoddled monkeys, a gaggle of geese
and a dog who is not too fond of their owners
new fitness craze, all this and more right here
on a World's Funniest Animals.
Hello and welcome to World's Funniest Animals.
The one-stop shop for all your funny animal needs.
I'm your host Elizabeth Stanton joined
by my sidekicks Hank and Ruby, as well as our panelists
and our special guests Colin Mochrie.
Hey Colin.
- Hey Liz, how are you doing?
- So glad you could join us Colin.
Whether it's a good snack, a long walk
or a good cup of coffee.
There's just some things I can't wait for.
It seems like our pets are the very same way.
Let's see some eager furry friends
in our segment, Anticipating Animals
starting with comedian, actress and singer Mikalah Gordon.
Hey Mikalah.
- Hi, Liz.
What do we have going on tonight?
Let's start with a French bulldog
who is not happy with the menu.
I hate when people are rude to waiters.
- [Woman] Okay, so you're getting chicken
and some vegetables.
I'm gonna throw in a few blueberries
and a little bit of Greek yogurt.
(dog barking)
- Mum you know I'm Keno, I can't have blueberries.
(dog barking)
- [Woman] You cannot have, listen
- [Woman] Listen, Alman is concerned.
(laughing)
- Next we have standup comedian, Brian Cooper.
- Hey Liz, what's going on?
You like to cook, right Brian?
Do you ever have your pet help out in the kitchen?
- No. Liz can't say I have.
And now I'm kinda afraid of
what's gonna happen in this next clip.
I don't care if it's a 12 course meal
or just some plain old toast.
If I'm cooking, I need all pets and people out my kitchen.
Now we're joined by actress Carmen Hodgson.
- Hey, Lizzie.
- You ready for a cat drinking a cappuccino.
- Like a cat-puccino?
- [Woman] Thank you.
- Yeah, oh yummy.
- Okay, I totally get it.
I'm useless without my cup of whipped cream in the morning.
Finally, we have actor, Noah Matthews.
Hey Liz.
Hey everyone.
Do your pets ever try to get you to play with them?
I have three cats.
I haven't slept in years.
(cheerful music)
- This dog is adorable but I can't tell
if they're trying to play catch or starting a dance class.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- I have this dog booked for 2:00 PM massage.
He really works out the muscles.
(upbeat music)
(cheerful music)
He was my swing dancing partner glad
to see he's still practicing.
- We all like a little rest and relaxation
when we can get it.
But you know, our animals deserve a break
every once in a while too.
Some of these owners might've gone the extra mile
in our segment, Pampered Pets.
- I wonder what conditioner he uses.
(laughing)
- This guy looks so relaxed, I'm jealous.
- This monkey's mane is on point.
(ambient music)
That's right don't forget the arms.
- This next clip has me wanting to rush home
and give Hank a bath, fingers crossed
I will get the same results.
(laughing)
- Oh no, no, no.
I washed it last week.
I'm just going in for a blow dry today.
(laughing)
- Time to check in on our special guest,
a comedy legend from the world famous,
Whose Line is it Anyway, Colin Mocherie.
Hey Liz, thanks for having us here.
Say hi.
- It's okay.
We can all get a little camera shy.
Who do we have here?
- This is Derry.
Derry is a Cairn terrier, one of two that we have.
The other one is Berin she's around here somewhere.
Oh, there she is.
But Berin's a little older
and likes to just sleep.
- Hello, Derry and Berinn.
We'll do our best not to wake Berin.
Tell us a little bit about Derry on your lap.
When did you get him?
- We have had Derry for four years.
He and Berin I think are related in some sort of way.
Great aunt, distant cousins.
Hard to say.
- We're waiting on those genealogy reports.
We'll get back to you.
What is Derry's favorite thing to do?
- Derry's favorite thing to do is find a, B-A-L-L.
It's how we control him.
The only way we can get him in is to bounce the B-A-L-L
and he'll immediately come in.
And we never give it to him.
It's been four years of him falling for the same trick.
It's almost like he's wildly coyote
without the rocket launcher.
- Oh, poor guy.
One of these days, you'll have to give him that ball.
Thanks for being with us Colin,
we'll see you again in a little bit.
Stay tuned our favorite outrageous animal clips
coming up in our segments, Simply Silly.
Next on world's funniest animals.
Welcome back.
Now I know they seem pretty well behaved
and Hank and Ruby are for the most part,
but sometimes they just get into these silly moods.
Sometimes Hank will try and send out emails to the office
or Ruby will try to escape the house.
And if I'm not paying attention,
they could just attack me when I least expect it.
At least it's all with lots of love.
Speaking of silly moods, we have some hilarious clips
right here in our segments, Simply Silly.
- So mommy told me I should behave myself
during breeding season.
I told her that was nuts.
- Hey, is that Mr.N?
(upbeat music)
- Hello and welcome to my magic show.
I will make his cat toy disappear.
(upbeat music)
- I love it when cat is surprised and it
can't find the ball.
(horse making fart noises)
- This is the prankster horse of the stables.
Hey guys, did you hear that?
Maximus farted.
(horse making fart noises)
(upbeat music)
- Hey cat people, I thought you said cats are smarter
than dogs.
Explain this.
(fast paced music)
- He's being scouted by like five major breakdancing crews
right now, big deal.
- What are you doing?
(upbeat music)
- He's doing his morning Jazzercise.
- And now, another exciting day of adventure with Corgi.
(fast paced music)
- For years, we've been told that dogs and cats don't get
along or birds and cats don't get along or fish and...
Wait a second.
Maybe they're saying cats just don't get along with anyone.
However, I have to say
in some cases I've seen some pretty unlikely friendships.
Let's take a look in our segment,
Opposites attract.
(laughing)
- Maybe he just wasn't hungry.
Now that's what I call a catfish.
(laughing)
- That is crazy.
I have never seen a grey day next to a horse.
It's huge.
(laughing)
Now look, I know cats are supposed to be cold
and indifferent, but I'm not horsing around.
I think this clip proves otherwise.
- I think I saw this scene in Charlotte's web.
- We all have our good days and our bad days,
even our pets.
Stick around, we have some less than amused pets
coming up next on World's Funniest Animals.
For the most part, my pets are my whole world
but sometimes I do like to take a little me time.
Hank and Ruby are pretty good with it
but these next pets need all the attention here's
Play with me.
- He's the best goalie in the table league.
(laughing)
- Three is a crowed, sorry lady, you gotta go.
(fast paced music)
- Just two red heads enjoying a quiet evening to themselves.
- Reggie.
Cats just do not care.
- Planks are hard enough as it is.
I don't think I can handle my dogs jumping all over me.
I don't know how this next lady does it.
(laughing)
- Hold this position for five minutes
no matter what, just relax and don't move.
(laughing)
Sometimes I'm not down for yoga,
but if this is what it's gonna be, I'm down always.
Horses, pigs, cats, dog, sheeps, cows
and the list goes on.
You can find all these animals and more on a farm
with all those different pets and animals
you never know what can happen Down on the Farm.
(laughing)
- Okay, this is the horse's version of cat-fishing.
(laughing)
(speaking foreign language)
- Wow, he really hogs the spotlight.
This guy's such a ham.
- Randy bow, bow.
There we go.
Randy bow.
Good girl.
Randy up.
- What fancy people is Randy meeting
that he needs to learn how to bow?
(laughing)
(fast paced music)
- I told you I hate these chairs.
- [Woman] You're one crazy sheep.
- You know what they say,
when the sheep hits over the chair
that's when we have about four more weeks of winter.
(laughing)
- Growing up, I was always told no running in the house.
I think what you're about to see is the horse equivalent.
(laughing)
- This is footage of me running around the grocery store
looking for my mom and then I finally find her.
- We're back with Colin.
With you being such a prolific performer,
I have to imagine there's been a time
where you got the chance to work with an animal.
In fact, I heard there might be a bear involved.
- The director yelled action.
We started doing the scene.
Then I heard the bear trainer say a word that you can't say
on television.
And I realized something had gone amiss.
And in fact, the bear instead of staying in the enclosure,
he'd moved forward.
So not that he was out.
So it was me and three kids.
My first thought was I can outrun all of these kids.
The bear didn't really care being the professional
he just was kind of wandering, looking for food.
It was his break.
- I'm glad you guys all made it out safe.
Before I run, did I hear the Derry is also getting
into the entertainment industries
- Derry is basically Lassie, Rin Tin Tin
and Benji all rolled into one.
Watch this, stay as still as you can.
Don't even acknowledge my existence.
(laughing)
Derry, can you at least show me some love.
- Derry looks promising.
You'll have to keep us updated on Derry's career
next time you see us Colin,
until then, thanks for joining us tonight.
We'll be right back with even more adorable pets
just like Derry,
right here on World's Funniest Animals.
These are some of my absolute favorite clips.
So I'm always happy to announce this next segment.
So let's jump right into it.
Here's Just Plain Cute.
- I don't know what's more adorable.
That he's standing up or the look
in his eyes when he gets his best friend.
(upbeat music)
- Aww.
(upbeat music)
- Something cute is a flip.
(upbeat music)
- This dog is always a foot above the competition.
(soft sleepy music)
- Oh no he's having a nightmare,
probably the mailman and strangers in his yard.
(laughing)
- I always wonder what baby Chewbacca looked like.
- You know how they say,
dogs start to look like their owners.
These two have plenty
of time to start looking alike in this next clip.
(upbeat music)
- What can be cuter than a baby, happy and laughing.
A baby laughing with a puppy.
(baby laughing)
- Babysitters are really getting
in short supply these days.
There's strength in numbers.
And there's also just more fun to be had with friends.
These animals definitely got the memo in our next segment.
The gang's all here.
(playful music)
- Ah, yeah, I don't think so.
That's enough for us today.
Back inside.
(playful music)
- If I was him, I'd be getting dragged down the street
by all of them.
(upbeat music)
- I am not sure what's going on in this next video
but I do know I'm upset I wasn't invited.
(whistling)
- All right, who's paying the bill at this family reunion.
Get it?
The bill.
(drum rolls)
- Well, that's almost it for us
but in case we missed anything along the way
here's a quick recap of all of our funniest moments.
We had pampered pooches, elated elephants, perplex pups
sun swatting kittens, Fido fishing
relaxed retrievers, hasty horses, peremptory pigs
and a dog who is really not too fond
of his owner's new girlfriend.
Well, that's all the time we have for this episode.
Thanks so much to our panel and our special guests.
Colin Mocherie.
- Hey Liz, thanks for having us.
Derry was wondering does he had his own trailer?
Bye Colin and maybe next time Derry
and thank you for tuning in.
We'll see you next time on World's Funniest Animals.
- Randy bow, bow.
(fast paced music)