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‪艾玛 即将发生的事对你来说是报应

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‪-噢 你知道我的真名了
‪-我知道你的名字

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‪我知道你会拉小提琴

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‪我还知道今天是你的死期

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‪等等!看 那里有烟

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‪另一边有火 而你的核弹在它们中间

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‪如果这东西爆炸了 我们就完了

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‪虽然我现在很想杀了你
‪但我们现在需要彼此

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‪很不幸 我们要合作才能离开这里
‪否则我们都会死的

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‪-你打算怎么出去?
‪-那个通风口

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‪我们需要建造一个脚手架

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‪所以等我们上去了 你就逮捕我?

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‪等出去了 我们各奔东西 改日再战

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‪我曾经信任过你 而你背叛了我

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‪我知道 但是你还有别的选择吗?

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‪如果你又在耍我
‪那只有上帝能救你了

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‪考虑到我们的情况

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‪我愿意接受上帝的任何帮助

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‪FUBAR

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‪好 你得让他坐起来

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‪以45度角将受伤侧的手臂举过头顶

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‪我头晕

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‪通常情况下你会感觉性欲旺盛
‪所以这对你来说是新的体验

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‪好吧 兄弟
‪但我们得把手臂抬起来 举过头顶

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‪-嘿 我们得马上转移他
‪-不

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‪在这种情况下移动他可能会害死他的

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‪一旦鲁给他的肺重新充气
‪他就可以自己行动了

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‪那就赶紧吧

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‪-这个地方快爆炸了
‪-那艾玛呢?

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‪艾玛可能被困在废墟里了

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‪-嘿
‪-怎么了?

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‪你去帮他找艾玛

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‪不 她要负责医治你

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‪我去找艾玛 好吗?快点医治他

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‪好

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‪天啊 我这头晕来的真不是时候

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‪就好像又经历一次我侄子的割礼仪式

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‪给我最新消息

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‪温度数值很高

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‪我们可能离核弹爆炸只剩15分钟了

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‪该死的

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‪整个地下室都塌了
‪我找不到通往东楼的通道

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‪卢克 小心点 波罗的人无处不在

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‪其中一个反应堆发生了爆炸

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‪所以警卫全都跑了

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‪政府进行风险评估和派遣军队

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‪还需几个小时

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‪所以我现在是安全的

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‪卢克 你没有几个小时

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‪你最多只有15分钟

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‪尽管说这话很难

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‪但我需要你
‪诚实地评估下艾玛还活着的可能性

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‪为什么?

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‪你和另外两个干员处于重大危险中

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‪-如果你们没有正当理由留下来...
‪-50%的概率

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‪我说了你得诚实地评估

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‪根据爆炸的力量和我看到的损坏

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‪生还概率可能只有10%

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‪但这是我女儿

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‪局长 我的侄女很强的

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‪爆炸发生在地下

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‪-地上楼层都完好无损 是吧?
‪-是的 大部分都是

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‪所以可能会形成了气穴

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‪如果艾玛在其中之一 她有机会上来

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‪高处窗户、通风管道

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‪长官 你需要去找这些地方

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‪如果艾玛没死于爆炸

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‪她会去那些地方的

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‪还剩14分钟

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‪卢克 我给你12分钟

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‪如果到时候还没找到
‪你的命令就是撤离

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‪多特 我很尊重你

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‪但如果你认为我会丢下我女儿

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‪那你他妈的一定是疯了

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‪我觉得它卡住了

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‪来吧 用力

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‪芬恩在你小时候和你相处那么久

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‪他从未教你锻炼?

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‪我在爆炸中受伤了

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‪芬恩当然陪我一起训练过

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‪他给我读了《孙子兵法》

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‪给我介绍了滚石乐队

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‪有趣的是

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‪他看着我就像是一道他受不了的菜

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‪而他才是那个配食材的厨师

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‪艾玛!

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‪软管已经消毒了

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‪好的 现在对胸腔伤口侧第四根

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‪和第五根肋骨之间的区域消毒

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‪-为什么?
‪-你要在那里做切口

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‪去你的

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‪鲁 你得把他肺部的液体排出来

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‪你没说我得把他切开

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‪那你以为软管有何用?

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‪我以为他可能会朝它吹气

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‪然后胸部就会喷出液体

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‪那装满尿液的罐子呢?

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‪我不知道 你是个怪人
‪我只是听了你的建议

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‪该死的 拉塞尔干员
‪赶紧拿出你的战术刀 完成手术

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‪我没有战术刀

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‪我的刀是罗伊罗杰斯的明星周边

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‪你的正规装备呢?

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‪第一 我一直随身带着我爸的口袋刀

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‪第二 装备没了不是我的错

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‪我的战术刀在被我炸掉的车里

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‪好吧 严格来说 这算是我的错

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‪噢 阿尔登

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‪我的天

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‪他昏迷了 他的脉搏很微弱

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‪听着 鲁 你得把他切开
‪否则他几分钟后就会死掉

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‪艾玛!

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‪艾玛 你听得到吗?

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‪抬的时候腿部用力

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‪-别告诉我怎么抬
‪-好吧 那你闪了腰别怪我

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‪那是什么?

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‪艾玛?

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‪这是莫尔斯电码

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‪是的 我和波罗在一起

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‪谢天谢地

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‪她还活着

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‪时间很紧张

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‪卢克 你能把艾玛带出去
‪并完成格杀波罗的任务吗?

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‪我不知道

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‪我们正在往通风口爬

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‪你们只有10分钟 快点!

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‪-那是芬恩霍斯吗?
‪-对

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‪他说了什么?

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‪你要闭嘴 继续合作 我们才不会死

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‪快点吧

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‪三、四、五

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‪-好 我找到了
‪-很好

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‪现在拿起消了毒的刀
‪做一个2.5厘米的切口

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‪(罗伊罗杰斯和崔格)

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‪你在哭吗?

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‪我很害怕 我不能再失去一个人了

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‪鲁 我们还没失去任何人

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‪你说的不是艾玛 对吧?

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‪鲁 你为什么随身带着你爸的小刀?

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‪我没想到他会惹上麻烦

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‪他跟我说那是他的药 不要乱碰

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‪但是当时来了几个警察

142
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‪然后警察向你问话
‪问你爸把他卖的毒品

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‪藏在哪里了?

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‪我当时七岁

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‪我不能再因为自己的错失去一个人了

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‪鲁 你知道我的想法吗?

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‪我想你是害怕
‪失去阿尔登 一个你爱的人

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‪就像你爱你父亲一样

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‪你不想因出错而再次承担责任

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‪你爸不是因为你才进监狱的

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‪你当时还是个孩子

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‪阿尔登也不会因为你而死

153
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‪你现在不是个七岁小孩了

154
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‪你是个勇敢又能干的女人

155
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‪你不会让你的朋友失望的

156
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‪现在 开切吧

157
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‪好 我已经切开了

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‪博士 你太棒了!

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‪你这弗洛伊德心理学太牛逼了!

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‪卢克 进度如何?

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‪这个通风口有一个金属盖
‪我在奋力把它移走

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‪-还有8分钟
‪-最多

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‪长官 恕我直言
‪你得拿出浩克般的力气搬盖子

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‪不管他想做什么 他没法及时完成的

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‪没把我救出来他是不会停的

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‪原谅我
‪我没法像你那样信任那个男人

167
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‪他一手摧毁了我的人生

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‪去把那个盒子拿来

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‪你知道吗?你是个爱发牢骚的小婊子

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‪什么?

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‪“芬恩霍斯才是那个配食材的厨师”

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‪“芬恩霍斯毁了我的生活”

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‪你不觉得你的一些选择
‪让你陷入了现在的局面吗?

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‪我们来看看

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‪是谁选择杀了我父亲?他

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‪选择让我离开我唯一熟悉的世界
‪去读寄宿学校

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‪又是他

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‪选择毁了我一生的工作 还是他

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‪-芬恩霍斯...
‪-芬恩霍斯不是你的问题!

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‪波罗波洛尼亚做了无数个决定

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‪才导致他和即将爆炸的核弹困在一起

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‪看在上帝的份上 承担起你的责任吧

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‪别再为自己的错误责怪他了

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‪哇 这真是个好建议

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‪我很高兴你被自己的睿智折服了

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‪我们还是先抓紧离开这里吧
‪不然我们要被炸死了

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‪对

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‪他的呼吸还很浅

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‪-他没有好转
‪-他会的

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‪当液体从他的胸膜腔排出 负压上升

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‪他的肺就会膨胀

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‪我怎么知道这什么时候会发生?

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‪嘿 鲁

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‪你好吗?

195
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‪我身上插着一根大管子

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‪和你鸡鸡一样大吗?

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‪我们得赶紧撤了 这个地方要爆炸了

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‪你最好信守诺言

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‪放手 不然我会把你踢开

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‪好嘞

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‪好 把你的重量压在我身上

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‪-你能听到我说话吗?
‪-我们来了

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‪快点 你们只有5分钟

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‪卢克 能看见她吗?

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‪不能 但我能听到她在接近了

206
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,642
‪-哦 丹尼尔
‪-没事的 他已经知道我的真名了

207
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,311
‪芬恩 你也可以告诉我你的真名

208
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,230
‪等我离开这里 我迟早会知道的

209
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,315
‪当你出来后 你会被逮捕

210
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,775
‪关于抓他这事 我们停战了

211
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,736
‪等出去了 我们各奔东西 改日再战

212
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:58,946
‪卢克 你有令在身

213
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,573
‪波洛尼亚不能从通风口出来

214
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,991
‪好的 上来吧

215
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,624
‪-该死的 我够不着
‪-我去吧 我比较高

216
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,543
‪-她先出来
‪-你会把我留在这里的

217
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,795
‪我不会丢下你的 我向你保证

218
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,755
‪卢克 你不能违抗命令

219
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,423
‪把她抬起来 然后我们再救你

220
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,175
‪淘气小子 你没时间了

221
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,969
‪再过几分钟你们都会死

222
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,095
‪准确地说是3分钟

223
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,644
‪加油 艾玛

224
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,148
‪抓住你了

225
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,703
‪谢天谢地

226
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,164
‪-你的头
‪-是的 他用管子砸了我

227
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,542
‪没关系 我没事

228
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,878
‪快点 芬恩 带我出去

229
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,050
‪几分钟后
‪你为之努力的一切都将付诸东流

230
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,969
‪你永远不会原谅我们

231
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,888
‪你永远不会停止对我们的追杀

232
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,265
‪你的新任务会是复仇

233
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,392
‪-你刚刚还向我保证!救我出去!
‪-对不起

234
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,353
‪-我不能让你去追杀她
‪-芬恩 你不能这样对我

235
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,771
‪我曾经就像你的儿子一样!

236
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,364
‪你曾经是像儿子一样

237
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,242
‪但她才是我的女儿

238
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,079
‪-淘气小子 再见!
‪-不!

239
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,457
‪长官 温度已经达到临界值了

240
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,000
‪卢克 你们得加速逃跑

241
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,171
‪你不能这样对我 芬恩!

242
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,307
‪万福玛利亚

243
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,518
‪你充满圣宠

244
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,355
‪主与你同在

245
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,317
‪你在妇女中受赞颂...

246
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,922
‪局长 核弹被引爆 但爆炸仅限于地下

247
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,465
‪目标已消灭

248
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,969
‪所有中情局的人都活着

249
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,471
‪任务完成 那就这样了

250
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,764
‪太棒了!

251
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,643
‪恭喜你
‪你干掉了一个有重大威胁的恐怖分子

252
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,895
‪我们都有功劳 这是团队合作的成果

253
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:38,605
‪博士 做得好

254
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,825
‪鲁把直升机的坐标发给我们了
‪12分钟后就到

255
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,619
‪很好 你的头怎么样了?

256
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,121
‪好些了

257
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,582
‪你还好吗?你刚刚做的事可不容易

258
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,126
‪确实不容易

259
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,044
‪爸爸 我...

260
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:07,676
‪我责怪你的很多事 并不是你的错

261
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,261
‪我却一直怪你

262
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:14,516
‪我总是拒绝承认我也是有责任的

263
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,601
‪你一定很难受

264
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,604
‪那很不公平 对不起

265
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,107
‪我也很抱歉

266
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,651
‪因为很多事确实是我的错

267
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,779
‪不 我是认真的
‪我是说我不该管你的事

268
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,282
‪我不该插手 那是不对的

269
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:33,076
‪他们管我这种人叫什么?飞机父母?

270
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,453
‪直升机

271
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,623
‪好吧 在担心你这方面

272
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,209
‪我就像一架阿帕奇直升机

273
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,045
‪但是你知道的

274
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,505
‪我做这些事都是因为我太爱你了

275
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,132
‪这...

276
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,634
‪我知道这不是个好借口

277
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,222
‪我还要承认一件事

278
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,602
‪“那就这样了”这句口头禅?

279
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,687
‪怎么了?

280
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,440
‪是我从《谋害老妈》那里偷来的

281
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:05,901
‪我就知道

282
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,444
‪我爱丹尼德维托

283
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,945
‪他好小一只啊

284
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,947
‪我想把他放进我的口袋里

285
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:17,913
‪巴里

286
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:22,375
‪我刚收到国家安全局的消息
‪说我的调动被取消了

287
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,335
‪我可以留下来

288
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,878
‪太好了

289
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,757
‪想告诉我这是怎么发生的吗?

290
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,134
‪谁知道呢?

291
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,844
‪政府官僚主义 你知道吧?

292
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,181
‪我知道

293
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,392
‪我看见你跑来跑去 打了很多电话

294
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,020
‪巴里普特 你为我做了什么?

295
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,522
‪这只耗费了我一本漫画书

296
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,358
‪《神奇的蜘蛛侠》第298版

297
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,443
‪托德麦克法兰画的第一版

298
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,736
‪“别烦恼 快乐点”

299
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,029
‪那是鲍比麦克弗林说的

300
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:51,947
‪好

301
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:56,451
‪托德麦克法兰的作品有一种低调的美

302
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,704
‪我一看到它

303
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,166
‪就知道它很特别

304
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,845
‪总部刚刚回短信了

305
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:18,348
‪救护车在跑道上准备好了
‪外科医生也在待命了

306
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,600
‪我不需要救护车 你带我走

307
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,477
‪别跟鲁医生争执

308
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,312
‪她说上救护车 那就上

309
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,897
‪别告诉我们该怎么做 公主

310
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,524
‪我在帮你说话

311
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,068
‪小心我手里的一罐尿液

312
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,654
‪所以别惹我生气

313
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,365
‪-你没法再假装了
‪-我假装什么?

314
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,408
‪假装你恨我

315
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:39,995
‪不管你当时是不是晕了
‪你都对我说了些好话 很好听的

316
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,706
‪-我们都知道那是什么意思
‪-我说了要来个猴子捞月?

317
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:46,459
‪不 你内心深处是喜欢我的
‪这意味着我们是朋友

318
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,714
‪好吧 但这并不代表
‪我们要互相梳头发

319
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,841
‪然后在抖音上宣布
‪我们永远是最好的朋友

320
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,467
‪-明白吗?
‪-明白了

321
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,760
‪话虽如此

322
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,930
‪我很高兴你今天没有被炸死

323
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:00,891
‪你能这样说就好

324
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,109
‪他说得对

325
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:16,114
‪几年前 虽然我没有把他当儿子看

326
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,283
‪但我确实真心在乎这孩子

327
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:21,411
‪我就是无法摆脱这种感觉

328
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,747
‪我总觉得也许我应该多做点什么

329
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,082
‪阻止他走上那条人生道路

330
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,792
‪爸爸 波罗是个成年人了

331
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,669
‪他生命中发生的一切

332
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:31,963
‪都只能怪他自己

333
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,299
‪你说得对

334
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,761
‪他必须被消灭

335
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,767
‪所以 关于波罗的消息很少

336
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,477
‪东一点 西一点

337
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,645
‪蒂娜一直在监控

338
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,147
‪但一切迹象都指向同一个结论

339
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,025
‪拉普帕兰莫组织四散而逃了

340
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,654
‪他们支离破碎 不再有威胁 完全覆灭

341
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,280
‪局长 这真是个好消息

342
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,783
‪我已经看过行动报告了

343
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:03,703
‪不过我有一件事没搞懂

344
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,621
‪请说

345
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,123
‪你在萨尔多维亚陷入了极端的困境

346
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,834
‪被困在一个有核辐射的地下废墟里

347
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,711
‪身边还有一个反社会杀手

348
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,215
‪而周围到处都有
‪非常适合用作临时武器的材料

349
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,801
‪生存本能是很容易占据你大脑的上风

350
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,220
‪整个情况很可能以重大死伤收场

351
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,765
‪而你这个死脑筋的父亲会一直找你

352
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,267
‪很可能会跟你一起死于爆炸

353
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,186
‪但不知怎的

354
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,856
‪你和波罗克服重重困难

355
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,317
‪最终决定联手逃出生天

356
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,152
‪所以我得问问

357
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,571
‪这是怎么发生的?

358
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,366
‪我猜我说服了他和我合作

359
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,786
‪好吧 你是怎么做到的?

360
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,579
‪我跟他讲道理

361
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,331
‪这样啊

362
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,876
‪真有趣 这听起来不像是不久前

363
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,421
‪那个冲动而叛逆的干员
‪当时可费了好一番功夫救你

364
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,131
‪希望你这个新的心态可以

365
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,258
‪帮助你适应新的永久工作调动

366
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,551
‪新的工作调动?

367
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:03,513
‪根据我从你上司那里收到的进度报告

368
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,474
‪他认为你会又可以独自开展行动了

369
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,518
‪-我也这么认为
‪-爸爸

370
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,272
‪听着 我宁愿
‪你去当图书管理员之类的...

371
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,942
‪但如果你想继续这项工作

372
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,235
‪实话和你说吧

373
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,863
‪你不再需要我了

374
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,281
‪我需要

375
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,490
‪不

376
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,119
‪局长 我受宠若惊 但事实是

377
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,579
‪我没想过我会这样说

378
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,249
‪我和我爸合作时学到不少东西

379
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,376
‪像是如何领导团队

380
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,878
‪如何保持冷静

381
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,756
‪如何垂直割喉
‪好让对方快速失血致死

382
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,885
‪我想留在他的团队里

383
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,553
‪宝贝 你不能

384
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,305
‪我马上要退休了

385
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,557
‪我已经重新提交了我的退休文件

386
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:51,853
‪是你妈妈打过来的

387
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:53,480
‪不好意思

388
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,610
‪塔莉 听到你的声音真好

389
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,737
‪对 没错

390
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,242
‪你干了什么?

391
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,205
{\an8}‪(几个月后)

392
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,665
‪好了 看不出来了

393
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,167
‪结婚当天长粉刺

394
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,211
‪一定是我太紧张了

395
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,381
‪婆婆 你看起来很美 是吧?

396
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,133
‪很漂亮

397
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,221
‪-小可爱 你看起来像个公主
‪-谢谢

398
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:27,931
‪没错 妈妈 你看起来很美

399
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,600
‪咚咚

400
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,019
‪嘿 婚礼前不能见新娘

401
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,897
‪但我在婚礼前见过无数次新娘了

402
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:37,982
‪噢 但我从来没见过这样的你

403
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,484
‪塔莉 你看起来美极了

404
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:40,985
‪我有个粉刺

405
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:47,033
‪我有个粉红预言
‪今天会是我人生中最美好的一天

406
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:50,954
‪我是来告诉各位女士们
‪我们小伙子要去教堂了

407
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:52,622
‪我们几分钟后见了

408
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,873
‪别迟到了

409
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,708
‪因为我们会翘首以待的

410
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:57,710
‪就像鹅一样

411
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,008
‪-好的
‪-好吧 到时候见

412
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,013
‪-妈妈 你没事吧?
‪-我没事

413
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,640
‪当然没事

414
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,235
‪喂 我拿到了鞋油

415
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,737
‪午夜牌的
‪别跟漫威超级英雄月光骑士的宿敌

416
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,031
‪超级坏人“午夜之子”混为一谈

417
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,700
‪太棒了 非常感谢

418
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,911
‪伙计们 你们不会相信的
‪我都不敢相信

419
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,330
‪我在和一家全国连锁干洗店谈合作

420
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,125
‪他们认为我的应用
‪可以帮助他们追踪库存

421
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,252
‪他们想以480万的价格买下我的公司

422
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,879
‪美元?买“我的楼梯”?

423
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,464
‪我的过道应用 对...

424
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,674
‪每个人都将获得八倍的投资回报

425
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:48,011
‪等等 所以我刚刚赚了7万美元?

426
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:53,308
‪准确地说是70,432.18

427
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,434
‪太棒了!

428
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,394
‪-恭喜你!
‪-你是百万富翁了!

429
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,981
‪话说你叔叔我一直很想要

430
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,275
‪《小魔怪》里那个关魔怪的笼子呢

431
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,571
‪我们把这些好消息留到明天庆祝吧?

432
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,532
‪毕竟今天是妈妈的大喜之日
‪我不想抢了风头

433
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:10,575
‪对

434
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,579
‪不 我们不想那样做 对吧?

435
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:16,206
‪大家好

436
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,999
‪-嗨 卢克
‪-嘿

437
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,042
‪我没有恶意

438
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,629
‪好了 我只想祝你们有美好的一天

439
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,007
‪然后我给新娘带了一些花

440
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,676
‪卢克 你真好 谢谢

441
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,887
‪-恭喜你 唐尼
‪-谢谢

442
00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,430
‪我必须根据我的经验告诉你

443
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:35,141
‪与塔莉结婚后
‪你将过上你一生中最幸福的日子

444
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,769
‪-对
‪-我很高兴她找到了一个好人

445
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,729
‪卢克 谢谢你那么说

446
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:43,233
‪对了 你在卡片里说不会参加婚礼
‪我们都很失望

447
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,360
‪这是个很小的仪式 我们座位充足

448
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,861
‪像你这样的大块头也坐得下

449
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:50,114
‪我很感激
‪但这一天你们两个才是主角

450
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,242
‪好吧 万一你改变主意了

451
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,744
‪我们的婚宴设在路易吉餐厅
‪我们希望你能来

452
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:56,538
‪-但我们得出发了
‪-谢谢

453
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,956
‪-谢谢你 卢克
‪-当然

454
00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:59,791
‪爸 你刚刚的表现真棒 我为你骄傲

455
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,459
‪谢谢

456
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:02,377
‪再见

457
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:05,922
‪我也为你骄傲

458
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,799
‪你刚刚还挺镇静的

459
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,635
‪我内心其实很悲伤

460
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,136
‪我就猜到了

461
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,349
‪伙计 我真的很遗憾

462
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,199
‪卢克

463
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,455
‪你没事吧?

464
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,291
‪我没事

465
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,629
‪你很漂亮

466
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:51,301
‪你的美貌
‪像是一种总能让我神魂颠倒的魔术

467
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:54,137
‪好吧 你的话真甜

468
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,930
‪对了 我给你带了花

469
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,516
‪雏菊

470
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,351
‪我的最爱

471
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,146
‪超市里最棒的

472
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,151
‪是这样的 我只是想过来

473
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:12,071
‪说几句我可能已经说过几百万遍的话

474
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,533
‪我很抱歉我让你经历了一些痛苦

475
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,036
‪我是说 从我们见面的时候起

476
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:21,706
‪我就一直希望你能幸福

477
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,043
‪我很高兴那一天对你来说终于到来了

478
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,462
‪卢克 谢谢你

479
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,845
‪-你没事吧?
‪-是的 我没事

480
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:39,641
‪我只想和拿破仑、托马斯杜威
‪布法罗比尔

481
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:43,603
‪以及历史上所有的失败者
‪一起出去喝几杯啤酒

482
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,778
‪谢谢你做你自己

483
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:07,043
‪-我想那就这样了
‪-你觉得呢?

484
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,880
‪-你怎么能再这样伤害她?
‪-伤害她?

485
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,423
‪我在努力做个心胸宽广的男人

486
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,008
‪实际上你在当蠢人

487
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,679
‪她向唐尼求婚时喝醉了
‪还生着你的气

488
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:20,890
‪她可能喜欢他 但她并没有爱上他

489
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,268
‪听着 你不懂

490
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,312
‪我懂 因为我看到了妈妈

491
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,981
‪听到唐尼的蠢笑话时强颜欢笑

492
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:33,486
‪两分钟后 在她一生中最悲伤的一天
‪你让她振作起来了

493
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:39,409
‪她还爱着你这个迟钝的奥地利笨蛋

494
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:43,705
‪没有人能像你那样让她开怀大笑
‪或者像你那样让她感到快乐

495
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,331
‪或像我一样让她痛苦

496
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,000
‪你过去伤害了她是因为工作
‪而现在你退休了

497
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,837
‪所以她和唐尼的关系应该结束了
‪他们不应该在一起的

498
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,257
‪我不该给他们牵线搭桥的
‪好吧?对不起

499
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,926
‪我他妈的搞砸了

500
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:58,720
‪别说脏话

501
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,225
‪你打算任其发展了 对吧?

502
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,319
‪明天见

503
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,575
‪你明天醒来就会发觉自己犯了大错

504
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,164
‪我爱你

505
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:43,264
‪真是糟糕

506
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,266
‪(圣约瑟夫天主教堂)

507
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,355
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

508
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:55,693
‪太好了 我希望今天能看到你演奏

509
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:56,611
‪是的

510
00:28:56,611 --> 00:29:00,031
‪我很久没在这么多人面前演奏了
‪但我妈妈坚持让我这么做

511
00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:01,783
‪你一定会惊艳全场的

512
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,951
‪我希望这琴还行
‪这可不是拉斐尔卡玛里尼

513
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:08,164
‪对 谢谢你把那把小提琴还给我了

514
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,960
‪我把它卖掉了 还赚了点小钱

515
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,212
‪-哇
‪-是的

516
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,757
‪是的 我觉得留着它是不对的
‪所以还给你了

517
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:21,552
‪有点奇怪

518
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:24,138
‪这其实是我们要结婚的教堂

519
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:25,515
‪我也觉得奇怪

520
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:28,976
‪所以 你有在和谁交往吗?

521
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:32,271
‪-不 我单身
‪-好吧

522
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:38,152
‪你呢?
‪还在跟那个玩草坪飞镖的女人约会?

523
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,488
‪她叫伯纳黛特 然后那个是板球

524
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,198
‪然后 嗯

525
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,283
‪我们分手了

526
00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,911
‪我很遗憾听到这个消息

527
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,455
‪没关系 分手是很常见的

528
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:52,041
‪-没错 很常见
‪-对

529
00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:56,546
‪我得去忙了

530
00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:01,175
‪-见到你很高兴
‪-对 艾玛 我也很高兴见到你

531
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:06,931
‪我感觉还有人在酝酿阴谋

532
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,101
‪我以为我可以溜出来
‪但是我监控到拉普帕兰莫兄弟会

533
00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:11,978
‪相关的消息有所增加

534
00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:13,688
‪真的吗?什么样的消息?

535
00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:15,356
‪我还在试图破解他们的加密

536
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,066
‪可能是一些低层士兵

537
00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:20,027
‪在试图寻找波罗一些已没收的资产

538
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,029
‪多特要我进行登记分类

539
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:25,032
‪-我一结束工作就去教堂
‪-好

540
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:27,660
‪但你要抓紧时间 因为婚礼快开始了

541
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,413
‪如果你不去教堂
‪你就成蝙蝠侠了 对吧?

542
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:34,000
‪你就会是克里斯蒂安贝尔 明白吗?

543
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,294
‪“抛弃教堂的基督徒”的谐音?

544
00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:39,964
‪是的 我是印度人
‪这个笑话让我觉得世界上好像没有神

545
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,591
‪一会儿见

546
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,097
‪这可不妙

547
00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:52,810
‪我觉得这样不好 我不想再被关起来

548
00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:56,814
‪肖恩 我们因走私蜥蜴被关了五周

549
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:58,774
‪这个狗娘养的和他的秘书陷害了我们

550
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,860
‪-但特拉维斯 这不值得...
‪-胡说

551
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,530
‪好吧 我们把录音机放到座位底下

552
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,909
‪他总会说漏嘴的 我们就有证据了
‪快点把这该死的锁撬开

553
00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:10,244
‪我帮你放风

554
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:18,336
‪卢克

555
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:23,174
‪-你在这里做什么?
‪-弥补我几十年前犯的错误

556
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,052
‪塔卢拉 我一直爱你

557
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:29,972
‪但我对你说了很多年的谎
‪我想让你知道真相

558
00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:32,433
‪在那之后

559
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:36,687
‪如果你还决定嫁给唐尼 我就让开

560
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,523
‪你胆子可真大

561
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:44,445
‪你在我婚礼前几分钟出现
‪摆出一副狗屁姿态

562
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:47,031
‪就是为了最终告诉我真相?

563
00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:48,699
‪卢克 让我帮你省点麻烦

564
00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:50,910
‪不管你说什么

565
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:55,373
‪也不能让我改变主意或者相信你...

566
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:58,960
‪自从我们相遇
‪我就一直在中情局当间谍

567
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,296
‪我从来都不是健身器材的销售员
‪那都是假话

568
00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:05,675
‪我从来不在你身边
‪是因为我一直在执行国际任务

569
00:32:05,675 --> 00:32:07,885
‪消灭罪犯和恐怖分子

570
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:09,637
‪我对你保密

571
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,764
‪是因为我想保护你和我们的家人

572
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:15,434
‪但现在那一切结束了 我退休了

573
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:18,020
‪来 我给你看看

574
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:22,692
‪这是国家杰出服役勋章

575
00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:26,237
‪这不是能在零食里抽到的

576
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,864
‪所以拜托了

577
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,992
‪别嫁给唐尼

578
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:03,941
‪该死

579
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,157
‪巴里!

580
00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:14,618
‪语音信箱!

581
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,050
‪等等 我有个主意

582
00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:37,850
‪(操你的)

583
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:43,773
‪现在 我知道这对你来说
‪很难接受和相信

584
00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:45,107
‪但我可以证明给你看

585
00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:48,069
‪这是我在莫桑比克
‪突袭行动的监控录像

586
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,904
‪当我错过你侄女的洗礼时?

587
00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,238
‪-记得吗?
‪-对

588
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,948
‪好吧 我想警告你

589
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,367
‪场面非常血腥

590
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,411
‪我杀了很多人

591
00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:58,329
‪-什么?
‪-对

592
00:33:58,329 --> 00:33:59,580
‪但他们都是王八蛋

593
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:01,332
‪什么?

594
00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:05,211
‪所以 请相信我 我每天都爱着你

595
00:34:06,504 --> 00:34:07,880
‪我向你保证...

596
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,798
‪趴下!

597
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:12,551
‪汽车炸弹

598
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,558
‪趴下别动 我去找孩子们

599
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:22,770
‪好 所有人保持冷静

600
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,858
‪我去找你老爸 他和你妈妈在后面

601
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:28,984
‪什么?

602
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,946
‪噢 艾玛 你为什么有把枪?

603
00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:37,159
‪趴下!

604
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:48,355
‪所以 来说下你们内心的真实想法吧

605
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:50,107
‪好

606
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:54,612
‪我不该退休的
‪我不应该抛弃我的朋友们

607
00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:56,405
‪阿尔登 我错怪你了

608
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,407
‪你会是个很棒的女婿

609
00:35:58,407 --> 00:35:59,950
‪我要你和艾玛结婚

610
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,995
‪并让她怀上我的孙子吧

611
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:05,789
‪很好 这是个好的开始
‪鲁 我们看看你有什么想法

612
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,959
‪是的 其实我从没有吻过女孩

613
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:11,086
‪但我认为你可以耐心地教我...

614
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,130
‪各位 你们得赶去教堂!

615
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:28,103
‪我现在不方便说话

616
00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:29,980
‪不 对不起

617
00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:32,149
‪现在不行

618
00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,486
‪我晚点再打给你

619
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:37,947
‪我现在有点忙

620
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:03,514
‪一切都在掌握之中

621
00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:04,640
‪安全了

622
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:31,750
‪妈

623
00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:35,129
‪波罗?

624
00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:37,131
‪你还记得这个口琴吗?

625
00:37:37,715 --> 00:37:40,175
‪是你还爱我的时候给我的

626
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,219
‪你是怎么找到我们的?

627
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:44,138
‪你女儿手指上的麻绳?

628
00:37:44,722 --> 00:37:47,016
‪我把艾玛这个名字

629
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:49,310
‪和订婚声明进行了交叉对比

630
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:52,896
‪我有一个喜欢喝红牛的手下
‪在《威彻斯特公报》上有了发现

631
00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:56,483
‪但那不是艾玛的订婚声明

632
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:00,321
‪而是她母亲的

633
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,115
‪艾玛布鲁纳被列为伴娘

634
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,076
‪在我知道她的真名后
‪找出她父亲的名字就很轻松了

635
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,289
‪卢克布鲁纳

636
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,333
‪健身器材销售员

637
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,543
‪就算我被活埋了两天后

638
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,712
‪才被手下的人挖出来也值得了

639
00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,465
‪甚至遭受核辐射毒害也值得了

640
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,761
‪我靠着喝老鼠血和仇恨活了下来

641
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:25,721
‪没关系 塔莉

642
00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:27,598
‪他想要的不是你

643
00:38:27,598 --> 00:38:28,849
‪他想要的是我

644
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,517
‪这话不完全对

645
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:33,896
‪我原本打算在婚礼后把她炸死在车里

646
00:38:34,772 --> 00:38:38,359
‪然后当你的家人跑到她的车前帮忙时
‪逐一杀掉所有人

647
00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:43,322
‪但你喜欢破坏我的计划
‪你们两个都是

648
00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:47,242
‪是我背叛了你 放开她 杀了我吧

649
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,161
‪我们速战速决吧

650
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:50,746
‪淘气小子 怎么样?

651
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,832
‪别这样叫我!

652
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,667
‪别假装在乎我!

653
00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,296
‪这都是你造成的 你知道吗?

654
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,090
‪你想结束这一切吗?

655
00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:02,466
‪只有一个办法

656
00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:04,760
‪只有这样才公平

657
00:39:05,928 --> 00:39:08,639
‪你们两个 你们两个骗子!

658
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:10,391
‪面对面

659
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,019
‪拿起你们的枪 对准对方的脑袋

660
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,898
‪然后父亲和女儿一起扣动扳机

661
00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:19,233
‪不 别这样!

662
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:22,277
‪你们照着我的话做 我就放了她

663
00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:27,658
‪不然 她现在就得死

664
00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:28,867
‪妈妈 这是我们的错

665
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:29,868
‪哦 宝贝女儿

666
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:39,378
‪不

667
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,088
‪我爱你 宝贝

668
00:39:42,506 --> 00:39:43,340
‪我爱你 爸爸

669
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:46,343
‪不要!

670
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:49,638
‪塔莉 你是我一生的挚爱

671
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,974
‪你和我一起经历这么多事

672
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,768
‪你应该获得一枚勋章

673
00:39:56,854 --> 00:39:58,105
‪塔莉 你听到了吗?

674
00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,606
‪一枚勋章

675
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:35,934
‪目标已经消灭

676
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,483
‪这是总部的来电 喂?

677
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:43,817
‪你们的卧底身份遭到破解

678
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:45,777
‪你们的身份全部暴露了

679
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,780
‪一位交通干员
‪会在20秒内把一辆面包车送到你们那

680
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,619
‪所有人 立刻上车!

681
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,788
‪-我们得去找蒂娜!
‪-巴里 我们暴露了

682
00:40:57,372 --> 00:41:00,292
‪蒂娜可不想让你死 快点上车

683
00:41:03,921 --> 00:41:05,714
‪-快点 我们走吧
‪-我们上车了

684
00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:13,931
‪所以 你们都是中情局的?

685
00:41:13,931 --> 00:41:16,016
‪不 只有我是

686
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:17,100
‪还有卢克

687
00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,062
‪还有艾玛

688
00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:22,523
‪-还有我
‪-布鲁纳夫人 还有我 鲁 算第五个

689
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:23,815
‪老大 详细解释下

690
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,858
‪有多糟糕?

691
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,694
‪波罗是个国际恐怖分子

692
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,738
‪对艾玛和我有个人恩怨

693
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:32,658
‪天知道他是多久前发现
‪我们真实身份的

694
00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:33,951
‪他可能把我们的信息

695
00:41:33,951 --> 00:41:36,745
‪卖给了我们多年来对付过的无数坏人

696
00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:38,622
‪我只想回家

697
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:40,082
‪-你回不了
‪-什么?

698
00:41:40,082 --> 00:41:43,669
‪我们的房子、我们的银行账户
‪我们所有的资产

699
00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:46,171
‪我们都没法用了

700
00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:47,798
‪可能有几百个恐怖分子...

701
00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,925
‪-人口贩子
‪-毒品走私犯

702
00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:51,176
‪冷血杀人犯

703
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:53,595
‪在全世界查找我们的下落

704
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:54,846
‪等待我们现身

705
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,641
‪我们的身份全暴露了

706
00:41:58,183 --> 00:41:59,434
‪没有哪里是安全的

707
00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:01,937
‪那我们现在该怎么办?

708
00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:04,273
‪我不知道

709
00:42:07,276 --> 00:42:08,819
‪简直是FUBAR

710
00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:09,690
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