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‪好了 热身结束

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‪全力以赴 尽你一切所能吧

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‪什么?

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‪你确定要练拳?

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‪是你说我要为她而战

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‪我那是比喻的说法
‪要是真的来 阿尔登会把你打趴下的

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‪所以我才请你来训练我

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‪我知道艾玛有些心神不宁
‪而一切证据都指向阿尔登

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‪艾玛总是临时接到去全球各地的差旅

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‪我猜公司也会派阿尔登去差旅

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‪还有 她每个月要洗那么多次车?

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‪她喜欢让车保持干净

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‪她的行为很奇怪

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‪-她还说斯瓦希里语
‪-她说什么?

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‪而且性方面

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‪最近她很喜欢尝试新花样
‪就好像她想弥补我一样

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‪-我不想听到你说这些
‪-好吧 对不起

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‪我不知道为什么会跟你说起这些事

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‪我知道她肯定有点不对劲

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‪如果我听从我的直觉
‪我的直觉告诉我必须与他当面对质

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‪哪怕我要和他打一架
‪哪怕我会被他打得落花流水

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‪这是为了艾玛 艾玛值得我为她奋斗

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‪我爱她

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‪卡特 你是个很好的小伙子

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‪你看你都戴着拳击手套站在这里了

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‪还有...

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‪还有什么?

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‪没什么

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‪不 肯定有事让你烦恼
‪你只是不说而已

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‪当我告诉你 我在高中是拉拉队时

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‪你摆出的就是这副表情

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‪这件事可能更糟

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‪拜托了 布鲁纳先生
‪你有什么事藏着不说?

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‪我看到艾玛和阿尔登接吻了

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‪卡特

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‪拜托你了

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‪和艾玛谈谈吧

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‪也许你可以解决你们之间的问题

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‪嘿 这是艾玛的未婚夫

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‪-他怎么了?
‪-噢 他刚练完拳 累了

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‪他想为婚礼练练身材

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‪罗米怎么样了?

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‪每一分钟都在好转 医生们都很高兴

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‪-她几天后就能回家了
‪-谢天谢地

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‪我还有一个好消息

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‪我的应用要在拉夫启动了

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‪拉夫是西岸最大的连锁店之一
‪你是怎么做到的?

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‪不是那个拉夫
‪是拉夫莫斯科维茨杂货店

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‪这次是看看测试版的运行情况

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‪我希望你也用下我的应用

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‪-我帮你下载
‪-不 别动我手机...

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‪到我手上了

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‪唐尼的投资让我增加了新功能
‪比如条码阅读器

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‪它会告诉优惠券、过敏原、营养成分

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‪条码中的任何数据都会显示

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‪我的过道将彻底改变超市购物体验

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‪你拿一个苹果 就付一个苹果的钱

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‪这有什么需要革命的?

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‪我来扫下你

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‪还真能用

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‪它说这个应用是个坏主意

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‪(我的过道条码扫描器)

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‪FUBAR

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‪我们的接吻是个错误

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‪我很高兴你先说了

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‪那就好 好的

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‪好吧 那就做朋友吧?

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‪好的 朋友 当然了

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‪法语

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‪葡萄牙语

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‪德语

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‪哇 这太可怕了

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‪-还是回到法语吧
‪-好

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‪你刚才说“我们去汽车旅馆”?

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‪或者去酒店 我有航空里程可以兑换

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‪如果去酒店 我们就会发生性关系

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‪正有此打算

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‪什么?

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‪等等 不行 我不能这么做

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‪卡特

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‪我不能这样对卡特

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‪我的内心在告诉我
‪“不 停下来 这是错的”

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‪好 但你下面那里是怎么想的?

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‪因为我的在想我们绝对要去汽车旅馆

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‪好吧 不 你说得对

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‪你说得 这太糟糕了 你都订婚了

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‪我有过很多身份

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‪但是我不是别人婚姻的故意破坏者

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‪-所以 停吧...
‪-故意?

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‪因为他们并不总是戴着戒指

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‪休息区后面的高级包厢座位?

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‪刚拿到票

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‪这钱花得我肝疼

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‪什么事值得你大肆破费?

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‪我觉得艾玛需要休息一下

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‪我们最近弄丢了波罗
‪而罗米那里也是险象环生

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‪花一天的时间来聊聊天也不错

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‪所以并没什么特殊的事?

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‪她九岁的时候
‪我错过了她的体操冠军比赛

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‪为了弥补她
‪我们在体育馆举办了家庭日

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‪我把她扛在肩膀上 我们吃了热狗

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‪完美的一天

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‪她还得到了杰特签名的棒球

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‪我记得在菲什基尔惩教所过的家庭日

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‪杀人犯巴兹给了我一张纸巾

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‪上面有他的黏液

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‪至少我认为是黏液

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‪嘿 艾玛看看这个

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‪纽约洋基队比赛的家庭日

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‪就像以前一样?

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‪感到惊喜不?

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‪天啊 真是太好了

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‪我很想去

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‪但我得和卡特一起过周末

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‪我总是不在他身边
‪我觉得给他造成了不好的影响

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‪-下次吧?
‪-当然可以

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‪我们改天再去看吧

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‪只要我们有时间谈谈 好吗?

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‪好 没问题

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‪老大 你好

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‪坐吧 听简报

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‪所以总部认为他们知道
‪为什么波罗会冒险拿回他的武器了

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‪-为了卖掉它?
‪-那样他就没存货了

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‪现在他手上
‪有哈萨克列车上偷来的核废料

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‪核弹行李箱也拿回来了

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‪我们相信他会利用行李箱的核堆芯

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‪重新辐射核废料 再制造半打核武器

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‪再次提醒下我
‪为什么我们没有折磨他

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‪而是把他想要的东西拱手相让?

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‪恕我直言

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‪我们能像在希腊那样扫描辐射信号

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‪找到波罗吗?

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‪我们一直在找 但没有收获 蒂娜?

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‪我在国安局的朋友们打听到消息说

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‪波罗可以在十天或更短的时间内
‪准备好他的武器用于出售

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‪国安局还截获了对话

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‪内容是关于两天后
‪将举行的一场高赌额的纸牌游戏

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‪地点在莫斯科郊外的寡头官邸

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‪这是拥有200年历史的独家年度活动

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‪游戏不太合法

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‪世界各地的巨富为了参加不惜重金

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‪借此彰显地位

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‪有些玩家是黑社会角色

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‪我们收到情报
‪波罗的得力助手凯恩也会在那里

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‪所以凯恩终于有一天
‪暂时不用对波罗阿谀奉承了

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‪等他玩够了 我们跟着他去找波罗

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‪没那么简单

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‪我们相信
‪波罗和他的团队从圭亚那逃出来后

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‪一直只乘坐带隐身功能的私人飞机

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‪雷达侦测不到

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‪更不用说他们进出的据点
‪很可能和我们不是友好国家

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‪我们不会有情报支持

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‪不过我们已经确认 在游戏中

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‪手机要被锁在盒子里以防止作弊

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‪我们让特工进入游戏

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‪他们将携带伪装成手机的数据窃取器

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‪窃取器会从
‪其它锁在一起的手机中提取数据

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‪然后我们可以获取
‪凯恩的全球定位系统数据

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‪并了解他去过的地方
‪那里面会有波罗的位置

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‪还有核弹的位置

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‪但问题就在这里

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‪凯恩已经看过
‪我们所有人漂亮的面孔了

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‪并非所有人

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‪-肯定有更好的人选
‪-我同意他说的话

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‪波罗猎杀行动被指定为高度机密

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‪离游戏开始还有不到48小时

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‪没时间再让两个新特工
‪获取批准并读取简报了

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‪巴里和蒂娜会获得一套伪装身份

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‪中情局将提供500万的买入筹码

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‪中情局这么有钱吗?

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‪为什么我还在折扣零售连锁店购物?

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‪因为你想用低价买名牌衣服

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‪我们需要克隆盒子里的所有手机

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‪因为我们无法知道哪个是凯恩的

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‪那会有很多数据

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‪所以我们需要两个玩家
‪每人带一个数据窃取器

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‪局长 尽管我乐意再次赴险

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‪即使我也不是外勤人员
‪这在我的合同中有明确指出

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‪我不知道怎么玩牌

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‪你们不必懂牌技 你们直接作弊

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‪欺骗他人不会有好下场

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‪我同意

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‪那我们要如何让他们
‪进入寡头集团专属的纸牌游戏呢?

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‪时间很紧 你们快想出办法吧

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‪(塔莉 新消息)

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‪(我们能见面谈谈吗?我有要事)

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‪我有些事情要处理

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‪阿尔登 你是高级干员

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‪艾玛 你在波罗事务上经验最丰富
‪你们合作吧

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‪你们两个应该很擅长合作呢

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‪那对奇怪的兄弟发给我的

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‪我能看到有三个人

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‪个头小一点的很快就进去了
‪我来不及认出来

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‪但我知道另一个是艾玛的朋友阿尔登

195
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‪而他和凯尔在一起

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‪凯尔显然被绑架了

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‪卢克 我只想知道真相

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‪你记得我告诉过你

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‪我们必须说服凯尔
‪做出正确的决定吗?

200
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,427
‪我们就是这么说服他的

201
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,720
‪阿尔登帮了我

202
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,764
‪因为他在订婚派对上告诉我

203
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,433
‪他想做兼职赚外快

204
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:44,186
‪所以我给了他这份工作
‪并付了他一点钱

205
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,562
‪但我这是为了做好事

206
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,189
‪罗米病得很重

207
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,899
‪而且我们也没有伤害凯尔

208
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:52,403
‪我们只是吓唬他
‪好让他做出正确的决定

209
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:57,574
‪看来你也是为了罗米才万不得已这样

210
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,494
‪好吧 但双子配方的人说

211
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,871
‪你一直在伪造销售数据以赢得荣誉

212
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,749
‪他们想看我们的账簿
‪不然就举报我们

213
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,377
‪卢克 我到处打听了一下 他们是对的

214
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,170
‪欢乐健身馆...

215
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,298
‪确实有见不得人的秘密

216
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,759
‪我需要知道那是什么

217
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,816
‪你应该知道真相

218
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,571
‪巴里有赌瘾

219
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:39,366
‪巴塞洛缪提贝里乌斯普特是个赌徒?

220
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:43,036
‪他欠了很多坏人的钱 而我在帮他

221
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,580
‪所以我一直在工作

222
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,584
‪我们用营销的钱来帮他还赌债

223
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:53,046
‪所以没错 我们伪造了销售数据
‪因为我们想要拿销售奖

224
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,382
‪那些荣誉可以让你们免费出名

225
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,300
‪是的

226
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,802
‪我们吸引的顾客越多 收入也越多

227
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,888
‪我们就能更快帮巴里还清赌债

228
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,265
‪这是个恶性循环 简直是一团糟

229
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:06,643
‪你知道吗?前几天我路过巴里家

230
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,520
‪去给他送一些墨西哥式罗非鱼

231
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,689
‪因为他总是吃垃圾食品

232
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,065
‪他不在家

233
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,068
‪但我透过窗户看到他的玩具都没了

234
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,988
‪也是因为他的赌瘾吗?

235
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,450
‪他为了还赌债 把东西都卖掉了

236
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:26,246
‪但拜托了
‪别把这些事情告诉那对笨蛋兄弟

237
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,625
‪因为他们会让我们关门的
‪那巴里就要被债主打惨了

238
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,585
‪我会想办法搞定他们的

239
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,796
‪不会像你对凯尔那样吧?

240
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,672
‪不 我们不会对他们动手的

241
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,509
‪现在 我要问你一件事

242
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,220
‪我们可以在任何地方见面

243
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,931
‪然后我也邀请过你很多次

244
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,226
‪你为什么现在决定上我的船呢?

245
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,061
‪我不知道

246
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,564
‪我觉得...

247
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,485
‪我虽然不知道你做了什么事

248
00:12:56,485 --> 00:13:00,781
‪但是我知道你做的事情拯救了罗米

249
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,741
‪我也想...

250
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,330
‪为你做点什么

251
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,376
‪现在 你因为巴里的事经历很多困难

252
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:17,506
‪卢克布鲁纳 我没理由再对你生气了

253
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,012
‪我知道我并不总是完美的

254
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,684
‪但我一直在努力
‪为我们的家人做正确的事情

255
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,062
‪也是为了你

256
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,117
‪这是一台自动洗牌机

257
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:48,287
‪它用于高赌额的扑克游戏
‪以确保没有人作弊

258
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,622
‪我们会用它来作弊

259
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,790
‪(中央情报局)

260
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,754
‪它有一个针头摄像头
‪用于确认一副标准的52牌组

261
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,922
‪它也是可以被入侵的

262
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,758
‪我们会仔细查看牌组
‪然后用这些设备把信息告诉你们

263
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,653
‪接收器会通过震动把我们的声音

264
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,030
‪传到你们耳朵的听觉骨

265
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,032
‪你们能听见我们 但其他人不能

266
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,576
‪我们能听到和看到你们所做的一切

267
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,077
‪人工智能会提供出牌策略

268
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,623
‪所以你们在游戏里一直玩到
‪我们复制好凯恩的手机数据

269
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,124
‪但就算我们筹码输光了

270
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,293
‪我们不能在附近等待
‪直到下载完成?

271
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:39,338
‪不行 那将被视为倒霉鬼
‪你没钱了就得滚

272
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,924
‪这游戏里有许多莫名其妙的讲究

273
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,508
‪你们的伪装身份

274
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,970
‪他们讨厌美国人
‪所以 巴里你将假扮尼日利亚人

275
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,765
‪你在训练营的语言学习有些久远了
‪现在复习下吧

276
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,267
‪蒂娜 你没受过方言训练

277
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,646
‪但你的国家安全局档案显示
‪你的祖母是法国人 而且你法语流利

278
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:56,688
‪你会法国口音吗?

279
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,192
‪没问题

280
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:03,362
‪为了防止串通
‪所有玩家都必须说英语

281
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,530
‪一到十 你的恐惧级别是多少?

282
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:06,865
‪八

283
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,701
‪但在监狱那次是34级

284
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,870
‪很好 那你进步了

285
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,314
‪那他喵的太棒了

286
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,568
‪-就像以前一样
‪-哇

287
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,287
‪唐尼一直在谈论婚姻

288
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,790
‪暗示他可能会向我求婚

289
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,710
‪你的枕边私房话真糟糕

290
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:03,088
‪我今天早上醒来时
‪可没想到会发生这件事

291
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,841
‪我现在的感觉是新的

292
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,009
‪但又好像以前有过

293
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,928
‪我想确定这些感觉是真的

294
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,556
‪对我来说是真的

295
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,310
‪我从来没有哪天是不爱你的

296
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,646
‪你这话很甜蜜

297
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,607
‪但你也深深伤害过我

298
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,987
‪而我已经和别人好上了

299
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,614
‪所以我现在可能犯错了

300
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:31,575
‪你没有

301
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829
‪感觉不像犯错呢

302
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,833
‪但我还需要确认

303
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,378
‪所以 等你出差回来之后

304
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,422
‪让我们多花点时间在一起吧

305
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,798
‪来几次正式的约会

306
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,217
‪来感受下我们之间到底是什么情况

307
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,511
‪拉勾保证?

308
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,768
‪我觉得我们可以
‪做比拉勾保证更棒的事

309
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,437
‪你说得对

310
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,115
‪(消息 洗车特惠 50%)

311
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,123
‪多亏了从贩毒集团没收的大额资金

312
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:23,418
‪我们让巴里和蒂娜
‪登上了纸牌游戏候补名单的首位

313
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,920
‪我们要怎么让他们上台玩?

314
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,465
‪我们可以等我爸爸来
‪但他确实有让阿尔登和我负责行动...

315
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,093
‪让爸爸背锅 真行

316
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,097
‪-我们可以分解下我们目前的思路
‪-继续

317
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,390
‪这是个五人游戏
‪我们让其中两名选手退出

318
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,975
‪他们只能用我们的人取代他们

319
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,685
‪我们选了比尤科夫夫妇

320
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,022
‪他们住在一个有着顶级安保的堡垒里

321
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:47,400
‪有五个警卫 两个在后门 两个在大门
‪屋里还有一个

322
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,154
‪我们从后面进去
‪这些警卫是前澳大利亚特种部队

323
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,072
‪我们不能杀他们

324
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,742
‪但一对13口径的镇静剂飞镖步枪够了

325
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,994
‪-为什么要一对?
‪-气枪是没有射程的

326
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,580
‪考虑到那么近的距离 必须同时射击

327
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,458
‪-帅哥会跟我一起完成任务
‪-说的就是我 我是帅哥

328
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,143
‪大门的一对警卫其实更难对付

329
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,229
‪我们必须假设屋里的警卫能看到监控

330
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,106
‪如果他看到警卫倒下 那任务就黄了

331
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,651
‪所以我们需要一辆面包车和30个气球

332
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,286
‪这是什么情况?

333
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,538
‪同桌打扑克的一个好友
‪送了些好运气球来

334
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,457
‪还有一个大箱子 在面包车的后备箱

335
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,501
‪去看看

336
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,882
‪请在这里签名

337
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,981
‪兄弟 晚安吧

338
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,412
‪四个已经倒下 还剩一个

339
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,414
‪你们要怎么把家里的警卫放倒?

340
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,042
‪简单 电击蜂鸣器

341
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,190
‪你看到我似乎很震惊

342
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,943
‪我们进来了

343
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,361
‪我们两个都病了

344
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,947
‪我们对错过游戏也感到遗憾

345
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,573
‪谢谢

346
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,033
‪也许下次吧

347
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,288
‪巴里和蒂娜将代替他们

348
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,666
‪给这些老傻瓜来点飞镖
‪让他们好好睡一觉

349
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,501
‪当他们醒来的时候 我们早就走了

350
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,961
‪易如反掌

351
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,547
‪别担心 这只是镇静剂

352
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716
‪你不能给我们打镇定剂

353
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,718
‪这可能会让我们没命的

354
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,303
‪我们有慢性阻塞性肺病

355
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,057
‪你们不是说如果我们打了电话
‪就不会伤害我们 求你们了

356
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,976
‪我觉得他们说的是实话

357
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:29,688
‪所以呢?他们有5%的几率会出事

358
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:33,400
‪但如果他们去通风报信了
‪我们100%抓不到波罗

359
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,318
‪所以给他们来几针 然后走吧

360
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,988
‪他们不是间谍 他们只是玩牌的

361
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,990
‪他们会喜欢高风险 他们是赌徒

362
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,950
‪艾玛说得对 我们不能射麻醉针

363
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,911
‪阿尔登和我去检查房子
‪你们守在这儿

364
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,146
‪罗宋汤在碗里?

365
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:12,981
‪炖牛肉在...

366
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,191
‪我对不上了

367
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,653
‪请把手机都存在这里

368
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,449
‪当然 没问题

369
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,908
‪给你吧 先生

370
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,245
‪跟我来

371
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,958
‪你那个口音是怎么回事?

372
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,126
‪瓦坎达

373
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,170
‪这是我唯一能找到的学习资料

374
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:38,214
‪对了 他同意你只是因为你是他女儿

375
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,259
‪-他同意我因为我是对的
‪-随便你怎么说

376
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,303
‪你不是很喜欢运动 是吧?

377
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,888
‪我曾是全国大学体协的运动员

378
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,014
‪全国大学体育协会?

379
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,641
‪你参加了什么运动?混蛋奥运会?

380
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,060
‪我不和你说了

381
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,270
‪谁会拒绝和爸爸一起看棒球赛?

382
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,732
‪怎么 你也有父爱创伤吗?
‪你就是典型的不陪爸爸的女儿

383
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,650
‪糟了

384
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,610
‪(卡特 来电)

385
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,445
‪这不关你的事

386
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,490
‪但我周末确实要去处理一些关系问题

387
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,743
‪是的 他知道这个情况 他很担心你

388
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,496
‪所以他才想带你去看球赛
‪正好和你谈谈

389
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,665
‪-真的吗?这是他想去的原因?
‪-是的

390
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,960
‪有个关心你的爸爸还嫌碍事

391
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,213
‪我爸爸唯一带我去过的体育项目

392
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:21,132
‪是在一个废弃的快餐店举办的斗鸡

393
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:23,134
‪拜托 你们没必要吵架

394
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:26,471
‪老头 信不信我给你的火鸡脖来一枪

395
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:38,566
‪哇

396
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,568
‪这些是濒危动物

397
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,737
‪有钱人就是不一样

398
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,456
‪哇

399
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,334
‪嘿 看看 老式核战地堡

400
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,713
‪奇怪

401
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,551
‪自从我们开始合作以来
‪你就对我怀恨在心 你是怎么回事?

402
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,802
‪你真的想知道?

403
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:15,979
‪该死

404
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:18,064
‪气球可是你的主意

405
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,155
‪混合水果

406
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,782
‪我喜欢这些东西

407
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,703
‪1986年的

408
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,329
‪再说了 这不是你的

409
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,332
‪看来你很喜欢拿走不属于你的东西

410
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,376
‪-这是什么意思?
‪-你告诉我

411
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,304
‪喂!

412
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:52,724
‪给我吧

413
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,225
‪给我去那边

414
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,442
‪门是电动的 控制系统短路了

415
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,612
‪回到默认设置了

416
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,283
‪我们被锁住了

417
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:14,329
‪欢迎新老朋友

418
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,956
‪当你们坐在这张桌子旁时

419
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,959
‪你们就是加入了一个历史悠久的圈子

420
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,712
‪拿破仑的军队攻入门时

421
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:25,882
‪沙皇亚历山大曾坐在这里

422
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:29,093
‪第三帝国入侵时 斯大林坐在这里

423
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:33,389
‪美国总统将导弹对准古巴时

424
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,601
‪赫鲁晓夫把他的鞋子砸在这张桌子上

425
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,937
‪因为他没有抽到王炸

426
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,775
‪游戏规则是每人持有五张牌

427
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:46,069
‪三次加注 没有限制

428
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,530
‪前注:5万

429
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:54,202
‪但首先 来品尝下我们的传统美酒...

430
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,039
‪莫罗科奥特萨

431
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,264
‪我的俄语很生疏

432
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,557
‪莫罗科奥特萨?

433
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:16,474
‪父亲的牛奶

434
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:17,976
‪伏特加和牦牛的精液

435
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,149
‪开始玩牌吧

436
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,407
‪控制器坏掉了 而且门是钢制的

437
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,866
‪你们打不开门的

438
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,201
‪这里没信号

439
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,459
‪嘿 这个也许有地堡的控制系统

440
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,673
‪哦 键盘是西里尔文的 没问题

441
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:51,718
‪好吧 系统坏了

442
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:54,721
‪门的液压系统也不运作了

443
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,181
‪如果警卫醒来时我们还在这里

444
00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:58,641
‪我们就要去蹲监狱了

445
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,853
‪好吧 是我自己的感觉
‪还是这里真的越来越热了?

446
00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:04,022
‪那是因为通风系统也停了

447
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:05,690
‪我们不用担心蹲监狱的事了

448
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,943
‪因为二氧化碳过滤系统也停了
‪而这个地方是真空封闭的

449
00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:12,155
‪在被人发现之前
‪我们早就窒息而死了

450
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,337
‪(下载中)

451
00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:29,422
‪数据提取率5%

452
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,966
‪这数据提取跟万里长征一样

453
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,009
‪如果你们能听到我

454
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,637
‪巴里 摸下你的筹码 蒂娜 喝一小口

455
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:42,894
‪所有人的牌都在这里了

456
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:45,146
‪人工智能正在计算出牌策略

457
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,106
‪好吧 开局的手气挺好

458
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,025
{\an8}‪巴里手上有三张八 局面非常有利

459
00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:52,403
‪其他人的牌都不行
‪接下来要抽的牌也是

460
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:57,116
‪他们会谨慎行事
‪如果他们够聪明的话会直接弃牌

461
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,088
‪他在做什么?他只有一对三

462
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,674
‪-我以为他是玩牌的老手了
‪-显然他是个差劲的老手

463
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,468
‪他这样下去很快就会出局的

464
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,053
‪我们都来不及复制完他的手机

465
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:20,848
‪好吧 新计划:我们作弊来帮凯恩

466
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,936
‪我已经感觉到无法呼吸了

467
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,104
‪小旋风 你还好吗?

468
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:27,855
‪我不喜欢这种封闭空间

469
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:31,067
‪我看过一篇报道
‪说一个德国人住在一个小房子里

470
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,860
‪他最后被自己的屁臭死了

471
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:36,322
‪天啊 露丝衣领下面有点热

472
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,240
‪露丝是谁?

473
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,617
‪她就是露丝 鲁是露丝的简写

474
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:42,036
‪我以为这是你的绰号
‪因为你开的车是斯巴鲁

475
00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,455
‪我开斯巴鲁是因为我是同性恋

476
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,583
‪所以你从没去了解过我的真名?

477
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,044
‪老大 你的孩子养得可真棒啊

478
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:53,506
‪开门啊 你这苏联时代的垃圾!

479
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,717
‪你这样是没用的

480
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,760
‪可不是!

481
00:27:58,261 --> 00:27:59,220
‪我在浪费氧气

482
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,431
‪六个人在一个这么小的房间里

483
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:04,267
‪按照正常的二氧化碳呼出
‪和氧气消耗来计算

484
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,352
‪我们最多只能活两个小时

485
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,149
‪跟我们说下关于地堡的情况

486
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,025
‪我们买这房子的时候它就在这儿了

487
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:17,447
‪从那个核战恐惧年代遗留下来的

488
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,449
‪我们以为这只是个花架子

489
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,492
‪我告诉过你不要喝那个垃圾

490
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,327
‪我需要点糖 不然我会崩溃的

491
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:24,996
‪崩溃...

492
00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:26,164
‪有办法了

493
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:29,625
‪艾玛 查一下电脑上次启动时的时间

494
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,923
‪根据它的时钟 应该是1989年10月8日

495
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,049
‪好的 听我说

496
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:41,304
‪这台电脑的系统
‪很容易因千年危机而崩溃

497
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,764
‪当年什么事都没发生

498
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,974
‪因为我们当时知道有问题
‪所以我们解决了

499
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:48,978
‪从1997年到1999年
‪解决千年危机是我的主要工作内容

500
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:50,146
‪这对我们有帮助吗?

501
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:53,316
‪电脑上有整个地堡控制系统 包括门

502
00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:56,903
‪所以当时间到2000年时
‪末尾就是两个零了

503
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,572
‪电脑就会以为是1900年 然后重置

504
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:02,158
‪重置后它会打开门

505
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:05,703
‪但是它还有11年才到2000

506
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:09,791
‪所以我会加速CPU
‪让系统时间过得更快

507
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,626
‪我们在高中计算机室里这样做过

508
00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:13,085
‪目的是给视频游戏加速

509
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,587
‪没那么难的

510
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:17,089
‪(资料下载中)

511
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,549
{\an8}‪(凯恩获胜几率 10.98%)

512
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,218
{\an8}‪凯恩有一对十

513
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,471
{\an8}‪巴里 、蒂娜 你们暂时不拿牌
‪让凯恩拿到下一张牌

514
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:24,680
‪马上又会来一个十

515
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,391
‪就像甘地在每日绝食抗议中说的

516
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,185
‪“我什么都不要 谢谢”

517
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:30,770
‪我也不要

518
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:31,687
‪三

519
00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:45,910
‪要加赌注吗?

520
00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:51,582
‪好 大家都下注了 请出示你们的牌

521
00:29:58,756 --> 00:29:59,674
‪我又赢了

522
00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:06,180
‪是的 你今天很走运 凯恩先生

523
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,182
‪这对你来说很不寻常

524
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:18,401
‪不好意思 先生 你的朋友到了

525
00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:22,113
‪波罗?

526
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,159
‪混蛋

527
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:31,998
‪巴里 蒂娜 我们的目标就在你们身边

528
00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:34,166
‪你们要想办法杀了他

529
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:39,338
‪请稍等

530
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,802
‪你在这里做什么?一切还好吧?

531
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,345
‪再说吧

532
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,346
‪我收到了一个

533
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,266
‪俄联邦情报局联络人的电话
‪他之前和我做过生意

534
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:54,186
‪他说他有关于
‪我们圭亚那那次麻烦的情报

535
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,065
‪你的发牌人和这个政府有友好关系

536
00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,651
‪我认为这里是我们私聊的好地方

537
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,906
‪我刚听我们莫斯科的共同好友说

538
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,240
‪他们很快就会到了

539
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:07,867
‪如果你愿意

540
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:11,537
‪我很乐意
‪给你预支50万筹码用于玩牌

541
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,333
‪谢谢 但是男子汉大丈夫是不赌博的

542
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:17,251
‪真正的男人直接拿走他想要的东西

543
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:18,753
‪或者创造出来

544
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:20,796
‪那好吧

545
00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:27,803
‪好吧 你知道的
‪我可以使用额外的电源来超频

546
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,097
‪但我不知道这是什么类型的处理器

547
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:31,766
‪我搞不好会把芯片烧掉

548
00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:33,976
‪这里有个条码

549
00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:35,311
‪奥斯卡的应用

550
00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:39,774
‪(我的过道 条码扫描器)

551
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,567
‪好的 这有帮助吗?

552
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:46,238
‪这是一颗12兆赫的英特尔i386仿制品

553
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,990
‪上面说是可以超频到40

554
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,158
‪这样就行了

555
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:52,411
‪阿尔登 你认识这些奇怪的字吗?

556
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:53,955
‪我来看看

557
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,923
‪太好了!成功了

558
00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:07,468
‪希望这玩意能在我们死之前到2000

559
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,471
‪爸爸 你之前说你想和我谈谈
‪现在我们正好有时间

560
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:13,057
‪时间是有了 但是地点不对

561
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:15,851
‪-我们出去之后再谈吧
‪-随便你吧

562
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,772
‪大聪明 这里是打不了电话的

563
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,315
‪我只是听下卡特之前发的留言

564
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:24,402
‪如果我会死在这里
‪希望他对我说的最后几句话是好的

565
00:32:24,402 --> 00:32:25,987
‪宝贝 别听他的留言

566
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,780
‪我是说 你不要消极思考

567
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,949
‪听着 我们要保持乐观精神

568
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:32,743
‪等我们出去后你可以亲自跟他谈谈

569
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:35,329
‪-我很感激你的鼓励 但我没事
‪-不 别听

570
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,168
‪你居然和卡特说我亲了阿尔登?

571
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,795
‪你亲了公主?

572
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,046
‪猴子捞月

573
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,215
‪我加注8万

574
00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:52,221
‪听着 我不知道波罗为什么会在那里
‪但底线是...

575
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,139
‪顺子

576
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:55,641
‪你们不能让他活着出去

577
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:56,851
‪你有什么牌?

578
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,322
‪这不可能

579
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,074
‪美国人有句口头禅是怎么说的?

580
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,827
‪大吉大利 今晚吃鸡

581
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:18,330
‪不 我们邀请你
‪参加的唯一原因是你的牌技很差

582
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,708
‪你没赢 你是个出老千的

583
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,586
‪我可没出老千

584
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,797
‪他怎么会在这里?他又不玩牌
‪他们可能在串通

585
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,550
‪-你要是敢侮辱他 我就杀了你
‪-别吵了

586
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:31,343
‪我们这里不能打架!

587
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:34,430
‪这个游戏的设计是完美的

588
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:37,683
‪在我们的历史中只有一个出老千的

589
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:41,437
‪拉斯普京 一个不道德的魔术师

590
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,272
‪那我们的祖先是怎么惩罚他的?

591
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:46,650
‪他们给他下毒
‪然后在尼瓦河把他淹死了

592
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:49,820
‪这就是作弊者的下场 我们都知道

593
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:52,573
‪先生们

594
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,868
‪我觉得我们可以中场休息一下

595
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,244
‪喝点东西 怎么样?

596
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:58,913
‪一杯正儿八经的酒?

597
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:01,665
‪不是来自牦牛精液那种?

598
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,004
‪先生 我好像听到你有中美洲口音?

599
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:12,760
‪让我给你做一杯加了苦艾酒的朗姆酒

600
00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:16,597
‪一口下肚 你会觉得自己欲仙欲死

601
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,725
‪真是聪明的孩子

602
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,521
‪-你在搞什么?
‪-杀掉波罗

603
00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:25,648
‪-用朗姆酒?
‪-用这个

604
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:27,191
‪给我一个玻璃杯

605
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:31,403
‪给你

606
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:33,864
‪你找到你要找的酒了吗?

607
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:35,825
‪还没有

608
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,538
‪找到了

609
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,499
‪告诉我其中的原理

610
00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:46,752
‪大部分家庭清洁剂中都有乙二醇

611
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,004
‪乙二醇会与苦艾酒中的艾草混合

612
00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:51,841
‪-知道艾草吗?
‪-只在《哈利波特》里看过

613
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,593
‪要让艾草变得有毒

614
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,513
‪可以将它与高剂量的某些促进剂混合

615
00:34:57,513 --> 00:34:59,014
‪“醇艾”杀手?

616
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,269
‪酒精将实现慢慢吸收的效果

617
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,979
‪波罗刚开始觉得不舒服

618
00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:06,355
‪30分钟后

619
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,190
‪他就死翘翘了

620
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:12,862
‪多特 复制完凯恩的手机还需多久?

621
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:15,239
‪在波罗死后 我们还得找到那个核弹

622
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,158
‪数据提取进度为78%

623
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,868
‪大概还要30分钟

624
00:35:18,868 --> 00:35:20,494
‪我们这是卡着点啊

625
00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:22,121
‪没复制完 我们不能离开

626
00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:24,081
‪而如果波罗在出门前就死了...

627
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:25,332
‪他们会知道我们下毒了

628
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:26,709
‪你知道他们的处罚吗?

629
00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:29,336
‪即使他们在友好的时候
‪都让我们喝牦牛精液

630
00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:32,006
‪-我觉得挺辣的
‪-为什么会那么辣?

631
00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:34,049
‪晚上好 同志

632
00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:35,843
‪欢迎来到我家

633
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:39,221
‪我为你和波洛尼亚先生

634
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,806
‪准备了一个私密交谈的区域

635
00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:45,728
‪这是怎么回事?

636
00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:49,607
‪你怎么能告诉他?

637
00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:52,610
‪这对他和你都是最好的

638
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:56,488
‪天啊 这就是你想跟我谈的事情

639
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,824
‪所以你才想带我去看球赛
‪你想减轻你的内疚感

640
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,451
‪应该感到内疚的人是你

641
00:36:00,451 --> 00:36:01,619
‪是你亲了阿尔登

642
00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:05,331
‪卡特察觉出不对了
‪我只是确认了他的怀疑

643
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,249
‪还轮不到你来确认任何事

644
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:10,544
‪我以为我们已经不再这样了
‪你为什么总是要干涉我的生活?

645
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:12,588
‪你他妈的在开玩笑吗?

646
00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:16,217
‪你居然在抱怨你爸管得太多了吗?

647
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:19,845
‪你真是个被宠坏的人 毫无感恩之心

648
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,390
‪我今天受够你了
‪怎么了?你对我有什么意见?

649
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:27,853
‪我的意见是
‪你什么都有 而你什么都不珍惜

650
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:31,357
‪这个人到处追着你跑
‪拼命地想和你搞好关系

651
00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:35,611
‪和你一起工作
‪带你去看球赛、不停地担心你

652
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:37,446
‪你知道我老爸何时会联系我吗?

653
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:40,824
‪每五年他需要给假释委员会写信时

654
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:43,327
‪而你却有着年度最佳爸爸

655
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:44,370
‪鲁 谢谢你

656
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:45,371
‪闭嘴

657
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:47,122
‪你跟她一样可悲

658
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:51,669
‪像追她妈妈一样追她
‪你这个可耻的混蛋

659
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:55,464
‪你别笑 你是个卑鄙的混蛋

660
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,049
‪全世界那么多女人

661
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,801
‪你明知道我不想让你碰她

662
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:01,178
‪而你还是和她搞在一起

663
00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:02,805
‪你算哪门子好朋友?

664
00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,182
‪弱爆了 伙计

665
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:07,268
‪弱爆了

666
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:10,479
‪宝贝 你的决定可不明智

667
00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:13,023
‪我警告过你 卡特可能会受到伤害

668
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:14,942
‪而且说真的 你居然看上阿尔登?

669
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:19,238
‪我的天!只是一时的激情吻而已

670
00:37:19,238 --> 00:37:21,782
‪他是个穿着漂亮衣服的傻白帅
‪而且他还帮了罗米

671
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:24,201
‪我一时犯了糊涂

672
00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:27,079
‪我被他愚蠢、可爱的脸吸引了

673
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,789
‪别担心 那事再也不会发生了

674
00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:30,207
‪那次接吻是毫无意义的

675
00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:33,377
‪你能别这样说吗?
‪因为那对我来说意义重大

676
00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:40,092
‪我靠

677
00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:45,806
‪我们对临时的会面请求感到抱歉

678
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:48,309
‪但当我们知道你在我们国家时

679
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,019
‪我们想抓住机会

680
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:52,479
‪跟我们一直敬仰的人聊聊

681
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:55,107
‪你怎么知道我在这里?

682
00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:58,235
‪我们是俄联邦情报局特务
‪我们连你早餐吃了什么都知道

683
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:00,321
‪你为什么来这里?

684
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:04,700
‪我们了解到
‪你在找一个叫芬恩霍斯的人

685
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,370
‪-你们怎么知道的?
‪-我们是俄联邦特务

686
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,622
‪我们也知道你午餐吃了什么

687
00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:16,587
‪我们有个代号为鸣鸟的间谍
‪在中情局里潜伏一阵子了

688
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,631
‪我们相信鸣鸟能帮你找出

689
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,717
‪芬恩霍斯的身份

690
00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:24,386
‪是因为你敬仰我很久了

691
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,473
‪还是你想要什么作为交换?

692
00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:29,475
‪你取消拍卖

693
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,770
‪把你制造的所有武器都卖给我们

694
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:35,856
‪当然 我们会给你公平市价

695
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,609
‪并把你要找的人交给你

696
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:44,698
‪芬恩霍斯和丹尼尔德罗萨

697
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,368
‪你把他们交给我

698
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,579
‪我所有武器只卖给你

699
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:54,291
‪你们有没有办法调整下你们的角度

700
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,752
‪让我看清楚和他会面的是谁?

701
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:03,550
‪哎呀

702
00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:07,596
‪-不好意思
‪-让我来帮下你 女士

703
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:08,514
‪谢谢

704
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,065
‪沃里克?

705
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:19,775
‪为什么沃里克和他会面?

706
00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:23,487
‪谢谢

707
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:27,449
‪小姐 这不是朗姆酒

708
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,118
‪太甜了

709
00:39:29,118 --> 00:39:31,203
‪我是印度人 我们喜欢吃甜的

710
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:33,789
‪你真是甜得可爱

711
00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:37,418
‪也许游戏结束后
‪我可以让你看看我有多甜

712
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,169
‪谢谢 但不要了

713
00:39:40,754 --> 00:39:42,673
‪好吧 既然你们都不打算喝...

714
00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:47,219
‪先生 您要出牌吗?

715
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,096
‪不要 让凯恩拿那张J吧

716
00:39:49,096 --> 00:39:50,013
‪我不要

717
00:39:50,848 --> 00:39:51,932
‪我也不要

718
00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:53,517
‪二

719
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,572
‪我下注50万

720
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,743
‪你乱赌一气 这很不好

721
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:15,038
‪但我要跟注

722
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,006
‪混蛋!

723
00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:25,716
‪-太好了!
‪-喂!

724
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:26,633
‪我的酒!

725
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,051
‪你喝得够多了

726
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,761
‪出问题了

727
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,722
‪洗牌机刚刚短路了 看不到牌了

728
00:40:31,722 --> 00:40:34,808
‪好吧 至少凯恩已经赢了不少钱了

729
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:37,144
‪我们需要他再玩25分钟

730
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,228
‪直到复制完他的手机

731
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,438
‪他应该能撑到 对吧?

732
00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,982
‪他随便一赌就是50万
‪在我们帮助的下才勉强赢

733
00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:43,192
‪这可是个问题

734
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,779
‪洗牌机坏了

735
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:52,409
‪我希望大家能信任我来负责洗牌?

736
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,955
‪这家伙把我的酒弄倒了

737
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,374
‪也不去给我倒一杯新的 很不礼貌

738
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,218
‪不 那是给我们客人喝的

739
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:14,515
‪现在是我喝的了

740
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:16,767
‪这可不妙

741
00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:21,021
‪好了 伙计们
‪我们集中精力复制凯恩的数据

742
00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:22,981
‪没有洗牌机 现在怎么帮助凯恩

743
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,275
‪继续游戏直到我们复制完他的手机?

744
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:26,401
‪我会想办法的

745
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:29,029
‪但我们得在他死前
‪让我们的特工脱身出来

746
00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:31,240
‪否则两位特工也死定了

747
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,450
‪我不知道那事是怎么发生的

748
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,744
‪自从摩尔多瓦那次我就对你有感觉了

749
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:39,831
‪你很有趣 我喜欢跟你说话

750
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,544
‪说到底 你很有吸引力 你吸引了我

751
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,088
‪-真是让我想吐了
‪-那你觉得我是什么感受?

752
00:41:46,088 --> 00:41:48,924
‪我想把艾玛
‪从世界上最好、最贴心的人那里抢走

753
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:51,009
‪-我算什么人?
‪-品位差的混蛋?

754
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,345
‪-这是个反问句
‪-有烟

755
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,180
‪天啊

756
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,975
‪风扇的线路温度过高

757
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,936
‪-转速太高了
‪-后果是什么?

758
00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,187
‪如果我们的风扇挂了

759
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,189
‪CPU就会过热 整个电脑都会烧坏

760
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,399
‪然后我们就死在这儿了

761
00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:09,444
‪大家快找找
‪可以替代的无线电或对讲机线路

762
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,154
‪任何能导电的东西

763
00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:20,789
‪你听起来很失望

764
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:23,750
‪因为你女儿放低身段看上了我

765
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,502
‪-我以为我们是朋友
‪-别误会

766
00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:26,753
‪你是个阳刚之汉

767
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,505
‪但没有人愿意让自己的孩子

768
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,716
‪与一个穿着1万美元西装的
‪轻浮男人在一起

769
00:42:30,716 --> 00:42:32,050
‪你懂我的意思吗?

770
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,513
‪知道我为什么穿得这么帅吗?

771
00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:41,727
‪我们从小就很穷
‪我一直穿的是一些旧衣服

772
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,478
‪只要是合身的、没有洞的就行

773
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:46,064
‪你知道穿着你姐姐的后街男孩T恤

774
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,442
‪去阿拉巴马州多坦的中学
‪是什么感觉吗?

775
00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:53,822
‪当简道特里夫邀请我参加秋季舞会时

776
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:56,992
‪我非常兴奋

777
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,202
‪然后她在全校师生面前

778
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,871
‪问我是否会穿我兄弟的礼服鞋去

779
00:43:00,871 --> 00:43:03,332
‪因为她听说我们家只买得起一双

780
00:43:03,332 --> 00:43:04,499
‪大家都在嘲笑我

781
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,460
‪从来都是我妈妈给我理发

782
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,838
‪我们也没钱去看牙医

783
00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,717
‪但当我被中情局雇用时

784
00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:16,720
‪我去整了牙 还去沙龙做头发

785
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,348
‪我买了很贵的衣服 是因为我买得起

786
00:43:19,348 --> 00:43:23,101
‪对 我跟很多女人上过床
‪因为她们终于想和我上床了

787
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,312
‪但我从来没有对任何人有过感觉

788
00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:27,105
‪我从没想过每天见到她们

789
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:29,650
‪我也不会一醒来就开始想她们

790
00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:31,193
‪但现在我有想的人了

791
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:33,945
‪这又是我八年级的事件重演

792
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,114
‪怎么突然间我就不够好了?

793
00:43:37,991 --> 00:43:39,951
‪-滚吧 你们俩
‪-阿尔登

794
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:40,911
‪不要

795
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:46,750
‪鲁 你的手上是什么?

796
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:49,711
‪我的手可以暴打她一顿
‪如果你的孩子想要的话

797
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,421
‪不 我是说在你手里的东西

798
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:55,550
‪这是一罐混合水果
‪铝盖是个不错的导体

799
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:58,011
‪所以我们晚点再吵架吧
‪先修好那该死的扇子

800
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:15,779
‪收到你的短信了 你的王牌助手来了

801
00:44:15,779 --> 00:44:16,863
‪好了

802
00:44:17,406 --> 00:44:20,283
‪凯恩只用五手就输了300多万

803
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,660
‪他几分钟后就会出局了

804
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,746
‪但是我们还需要他多玩十分钟

805
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:27,499
‪这样我们才能复制完他的手机

806
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,334
‪好吧

807
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,420
‪让我好好看看几位玩家

808
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:34,715
‪我要像研读《今日心理学》一样
‪分析他们

809
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,967
‪天啊 那个男人怎么回事?

810
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:39,010
‪蒂娜不小心给他下了毒

811
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,638
‪你看看 这就是太晚叫我的结果

812
00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:44,599
‪加注100万

813
00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:47,644
‪他不是在虚张声势

814
00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:49,062
‪你怎么这么确定?

815
00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:52,649
‪好吧 好好看看那个可怜的混蛋

816
00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:55,569
‪好几千美元的西装 300美元的发型

817
00:44:55,569 --> 00:44:58,572
‪在他喝下毒酒之前 他谨小慎微

818
00:44:58,572 --> 00:45:00,615
‪现在 他扔筹码却非常随意

819
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:03,618
‪被抽到一手好牌的兴奋感冲昏了头脑

820
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,536
‪弃牌

821
00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:07,539
‪伙计们 赶紧弃牌吧 否则要输光了

822
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,166
‪我弃牌

823
00:45:21,261 --> 00:45:22,095
‪我跟

824
00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:24,556
‪凯恩 你失算了

825
00:45:38,487 --> 00:45:41,531
‪凯恩 看来你的运气又变了

826
00:45:42,032 --> 00:45:43,658
‪就像著名的鸡尾酒一样

827
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:46,912
‪白俄罗斯里的奶油是会浮上来的

828
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:49,331
‪你只能玩一手了

829
00:45:50,332 --> 00:45:54,336
‪之后你将夹着尾巴地离场

830
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,838
‪就像你来的时候

831
00:45:58,131 --> 00:46:00,717
‪他连话都说不利索了
‪这不只是酒的缘故

832
00:46:00,717 --> 00:46:04,095
‪看看他的精细动作
‪他连筹码都快拿不起了

833
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,932
‪这家伙很快就会死了

834
00:46:07,516 --> 00:46:10,852
‪他的肝脏会排出所有毒素
‪他会浑身发紫色 然后肿胀起来

835
00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,354
‪他们会知道他中毒了

836
00:46:16,525 --> 00:46:17,776
‪不要!

837
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:22,197
‪你知道他们怎么评论牦牛精液吗?

838
00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:25,408
‪你不要买 你租就好了

839
00:46:29,371 --> 00:46:31,706
‪能正常运转了 但时间不多了

840
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:35,168
‪只有我一个人头晕吗?

841
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,962
‪不 我也是

842
00:46:37,546 --> 00:46:39,673
‪我绝对不想跟你们一起死

843
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,342
‪我不怪你

844
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:46,096
‪阿尔登 我为我说过的话道歉

845
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,931
‪我是个混蛋

846
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:51,601
‪对了 八年级的那个简道特里夫也是

847
00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:53,687
‪阿尔登 我也很抱歉

848
00:46:53,687 --> 00:46:55,689
‪我应该更注意我的言辞的

849
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:58,441
‪其实你是配得上任何女孩的完美男友

850
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,610
‪只是 当涉及到你自己的女儿时...

851
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:02,153
‪爸 别说了

852
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,947
‪你什么时候才能学会?

853
00:47:03,947 --> 00:47:07,868
‪你能不能不要评论别人的关系了?

854
00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:10,704
‪鲁是对的 你追了妈妈有15年了

855
00:47:10,704 --> 00:47:12,581
‪接受被拒的事实 开启新生活 好吗?

856
00:47:12,581 --> 00:47:14,457
‪你太可悲了 太丢脸了

857
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,127
‪-噢 是这样吗?
‪-对

858
00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:20,839
‪挺搞笑的 因为我没有被她拒绝

859
00:47:21,590 --> 00:47:22,424
‪什么意思?

860
00:47:22,424 --> 00:47:25,093
‪你有没有想过
‪你们行动简报时为什么我不在?

861
00:47:26,303 --> 00:47:27,304
‪我的天

862
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,514
‪厉害啊

863
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:30,557
‪不是吧

864
00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:34,019
‪在游艇上 你妈妈和我一起做爱了

865
00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:36,688
‪-不 不可能
‪-她选了我作为她的床上“大副”

866
00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:39,566
‪然后我们休息了一下 喝了些橙汁

867
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:42,235
‪然后她又让我做她的“二副”
‪你能够猜到我的意思吧

868
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:44,029
‪天啊 她为什么要那样做?

869
00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:47,490
‪你让她经历了那么多痛苦!

870
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,784
‪我好不容易才让唐尼找她约会...

871
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:53,622
‪不好意思 你说什么?

872
00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:55,081
‪我可说过 她是最坏的人

873
00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,125
‪我被我女儿背叛了?

874
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,461
‪对 没错 你想知道为什么吗?

875
00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:03,798
‪因为每次我去妈妈办公室
‪我都看到唐尼看着她

876
00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:07,302
‪他和她说话 而妈妈非常开心

877
00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:10,513
‪所以我把妈妈喜欢的花、喜欢的食物

878
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:11,765
‪喜欢的电影告诉了唐尼

879
00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:13,850
‪所以他轻松赢得妈妈的芳心

880
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:14,976
‪还有她的阴道

881
00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:17,562
‪我以为我们终于能好好相处了

882
00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:19,648
‪而你居然出卖了我 那就这样了

883
00:48:19,648 --> 00:48:21,024
‪你能不能不说那句话了?

884
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:23,068
‪那不是你的原创
‪是《谋害老妈》里的

885
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,987
‪首先 我没看过那部电影
‪所以是我的原创

886
00:48:25,987 --> 00:48:27,864
‪第二 我没法相信

887
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:30,575
‪你认为你妈妈和别人在一起会更好

888
00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,118
‪哦 我现在还是这样想的

889
00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:34,329
‪如果有比妈妈跟你复合更错的事情

890
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,956
‪那就是她一开始选择嫁给了你

891
00:49:08,822 --> 00:49:11,241
‪你应该向你父亲道歉

892
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,535
‪哦 现在你打算说话了

893
00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:17,539
‪等获得了你需要的信息 我会联系你

894
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:20,041
‪后会有期

895
00:49:23,503 --> 00:49:25,880
‪你得走了 我会给你的司机打电话

896
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,632
‪凯恩 不玩了

897
00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:30,176
‪我们的下载进度到98%了

898
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,053
‪你们不能让他们离开

899
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,263
‪阻止他们

900
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:36,516
‪我终于开始赢钱了
‪而你却想让我滚 真是胡扯

901
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,354
‪-他喝了多少酒?
‪-应该有三杯或四杯

902
00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:44,024
‪三、四杯?他不是俄罗斯人吗?

903
00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:45,150
‪没道理

904
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:47,485
‪你给我起来

905
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,573
‪你让自己难堪了 并且不尊重游戏

906
00:49:51,573 --> 00:49:54,325
‪你很幸运我没有把你拉出去打一顿

907
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:57,078
‪这些是什么?

908
00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:01,624
‪他一直在作弊

909
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:04,711
‪99%了

910
00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:06,421
‪迪米特里不会作弊的

911
00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:08,631
‪迪米特里马拉霍夫

912
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:13,053
‪你玷污了我们的游戏和我家的尊严

913
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,597
‪你现在会像拉斯普京一样

914
00:50:15,597 --> 00:50:18,975
‪因你的轻率行为而受到终极惩罚

915
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:20,518
‪警卫

916
00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,777
‪100%了 凯恩的手机复制完毕

917
00:50:28,777 --> 00:50:31,112
‪所有的损失将退还给你们

918
00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:33,823
‪钱会汇到你们的账户里

919
00:50:34,407 --> 00:50:36,493
‪我对你们深表歉意

920
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:45,919
‪等我们拿到手机之后
‪我们要跟踪波罗吗?

921
00:50:45,919 --> 00:50:49,380
‪还记得上次在动漫展上
‪你试图跟踪斯坦李的事情吗?

922
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,674
‪这次我可没法把你保释出来了

923
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,551
‪那就让他直接坐飞机走吧

924
00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:58,181
‪我们是来拿数据的 现在拿到了 走吧

925
00:50:59,516 --> 00:51:01,059
‪你怎么知道那个毒药的?

926
00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,602
‪70年代的电影 记得吗?

927
00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:04,562
‪各种《007》

928
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,732
‪-你是怎么把一对A藏到他袖子的?
‪-我参加过五次魔术师夏令营

929
00:51:09,943 --> 00:51:12,362
{\an8}‪(第二天)

930
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:19,661
‪技术部门还在破解凯恩手机的数据

931
00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:21,830
‪我们很快就会找出波罗的藏身之地

932
00:51:22,789 --> 00:51:25,041
‪真不敢相信我们离他那么近

933
00:51:25,041 --> 00:51:26,334
‪我们会抓到他的

934
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,211
‪早晚的事

935
00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:30,797
‪我们给了比尤科夫夫妇
‪10%的买入筹码

936
00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:33,925
‪他们以为你们是俄罗斯黑帮外籍成员

937
00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:35,135
‪不会到处乱说

938
00:51:36,219 --> 00:51:37,345
‪不过他们很生气

939
00:51:37,846 --> 00:51:40,974
‪他们好像丢了一只宠物蜥蜴
‪你知道是什么情况吗?

940
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,434
‪是的 我想也许你知道

941
00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:46,646
‪(双子配方健身用品)

942
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:49,899
‪我接到海关的电话
‪他们感谢你提供了举报信息

943
00:51:49,899 --> 00:51:52,485
‪海关在运到布鲁克林的
‪一个健身器材集装箱里

944
00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:53,570
‪找到了这家伙

945
00:51:53,570 --> 00:51:56,406
‪双子配方公司的两位老板

946
00:51:56,406 --> 00:51:59,200
‪因走私濒危野生动物罪名被起诉了

947
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,368
‪资产被冻结了

948
00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:02,662
‪营业执照被暂停了 电脑被扣押了...

949
00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:06,457
‪我从一些消息来源得到了这个情报
‪然后我顺手和海关说了一下

950
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,293
‪你有如实告诉我一切吗?

951
00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:09,752
‪你所需要知道的一切

952
00:52:12,881 --> 00:52:15,008
‪那是混合水果吗?那东西不健康

953
00:52:15,008 --> 00:52:16,426
‪可不是嘛

954
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:19,304
‪一个互相憎恨的团队也不健康

955
00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,723
‪-你们在地堡里发生了什么事?
‪-别担心

956
00:52:21,723 --> 00:52:23,641
‪我的团队会拿下波罗的

957
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:27,187
‪俄国人向波罗提了合作建议

958
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,646
‪我现在挺担心的

959
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:45,788
‪爸爸 很抱歉我...

960
00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:53,546
‪蒂娜 我有件事要告诉你

961
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,798
‪我一直在保守的一个秘密

962
00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,217
‪什么秘密?你是个书呆子?

963
00:52:58,551 --> 00:52:59,802
‪你去过魔术师夏令营

964
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,055
‪你从漫画电影里学到了口音

965
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:06,392
‪你还有一件我最喜欢的
‪法裔加拿大超级英雄的T恤

966
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,270
‪你知道物质超人?

967
00:53:14,609 --> 00:53:16,986
‪好吧...

968
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,908
‪不过这只是冰山一角而已

969
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:52,563
‪爸

970
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:54,315
‪进来

971
00:53:58,820 --> 00:53:59,737
‪有什么事?

972
00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,447
‪我有东西要给你

973
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,241
‪支票?

974
00:54:03,992 --> 00:54:04,826
‪这是为什么?

975
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:06,286
‪我的过道

976
00:54:07,662 --> 00:54:10,623
‪前不久我试了下 非常有用

977
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,418
‪所以我想投资

978
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:15,211
‪哇

979
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:19,257
‪这可是一大笔钱 我不知道该说什么

980
00:54:20,550 --> 00:54:22,719
‪我保证给你很高的投资回报率

981
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,723
‪我不在乎回报
‪也不在乎我的过道投资能否盈利

982
00:54:27,223 --> 00:54:28,766
‪我是在投资你

983
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:36,441
‪前几天你说了一些很让我不安的话

984
00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:38,735
‪艾玛是我一直想要的女儿

985
00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:41,529
‪而你才是我一直想要的儿子

986
00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:44,115
‪我为你骄傲

987
00:54:44,866 --> 00:54:47,201
‪也许我没有经常这样说

988
00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:49,996
‪但如果你对任何事情感到沮丧或愤怒

989
00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:52,290
‪就和我来聊聊吧

990
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:56,586
‪但不要一直埋在心里
‪然后某天突然向我爆发

991
00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,881
‪好的 爸爸

992
00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:21,069
‪嘿 老头

993
00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:24,113
‪我听说你有几张洋基队比赛的票

994
00:55:24,864 --> 00:55:26,449
‪你今晚缺一个陪你的孩子

995
00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:28,910
‪而我一辈子都缺一个陪我的爸爸

996
00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:31,871
‪要不我们一起去看比赛吧?

997
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:36,667
‪-可以啊
‪-好的 走吧

998
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,127
‪真是个惊喜

999
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:44,050
‪如果你是我的女儿

1000
00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:47,261
‪我肯定会多打几个电话给你的

1001
00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:48,888
‪猴子捞月

1002
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:52,225
‪多愁善感的人就是欠打

1003
00:55:52,225 --> 00:55:54,394
‪走吧 你负责买啤酒

1004
00:57:50,343 --> 00:57:54,514
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