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‪我問妳是替誰工作的!

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‪尼克,冷靜點

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‪衝動行事對誰都沒好處

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‪我們快走!

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‪等等,這不是《即刻救援》
‪這樣會讓你和愛瑪都陷入危險

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‪嘿,兄弟,別這樣

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‪對你來說最好的辦法

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‪就是讓我離開

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‪-你永遠都不會再見到我
‪-喂,妳在幹什麼?

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‪我在穿衣服

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‪你的手在抖,因為你很緊張

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‪你很緊張,因為你知道你完蛋了

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‪拿著槍的是我

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‪你只是個文書員

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‪你知道怎樣處置屍體而不被發現嗎?

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‪你能跟你的同志們
‪解釋我是怎麼進來偷國家機密的嗎?

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‪更何況之前,諾瓦克博士
‪還在你批准的訪問途中被綁架

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‪小尼克

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‪被解僱還算好事,最慘的是...

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‪你會死

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‪停下來!

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‪愛瑪

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‪你來這裡幹什麼?

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‪來救妳

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‪那麼守衛呢?

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‪他有點不舒服

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‪上車吧,摩爾多瓦警察要來了

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‪我需要你的錢包和槍

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‪老人家,快一點啦

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‪我們走吧

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‪蒂娜截聽到摩爾多瓦警察通訊

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‪他們找到守衛
‪他身上沒有錢包、沒有武器

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‪他們會把這件事
‪當成是搶劫案出了岔子

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‪博羅不知道我們手上有他的待辦清單

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‪我們很快就會知道他的下一步

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‪我們乾杯,來吧

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‪-走吧
‪-砰!

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‪-妳確定不想一起慶祝嗎?
‪-不用了,謝謝

39
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‪好吧,也許我們可以下次再喝一杯

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‪我不用被揍一拳,妳也不用穿妓女鞋

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‪好,可能吧,以朋友的身份去

42
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‪-不要噴黑色達卡
‪-好

43
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‪而且當然是以朋友身份去

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‪廢話,噁

45
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‪妳覺得我會想發展成其他關係嗎?

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‪妳...很醜

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‪總之,妳今晚做得很好

48
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‪尼克完全無法抵抗

49
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‪你成功隱藏真實身份了,假貨史塔克

50
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‪蒂娜完全不知道你是宅男

51
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‪除非她看你太久

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‪對,但我可能看她太久了

53
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‪她的眼睛就像
‪《星際大戰》裡的牽引波束

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‪把我拉過去

55
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‪她在你旁邊,對吧?

56
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‪好了,下一步

57
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‪跟她說你要去吃宵夜,邀請她一起去

58
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‪如果她來,那是個好兆頭

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‪她不來,你也沒有損失

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‪你千萬不要臨陣退縮

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‪嗨

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‪媽媽傳簡訊來,要我們盡快過去
‪但她沒說為什麼

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‪好

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‪妳不應該單方面中斷通訊的

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‪妳讓自己和整個團隊都陷入危險

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‪好,或許吧,不過...

67
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‪當我爸爸在聽的時候
‪我做不了我得做的事

68
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‪有點噁心

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‪是非常噁心

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‪我也不應該急著衝去宿舍

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‪根據規則

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‪應該先由阿露和奧登確保周圍安全

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‪然後我才進去

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‪如果我們繼續這樣合作

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‪我就得明白

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‪妳不再是我心目中的那個小女孩

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‪妳現在是個非常棒的特務

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‪我是說,今天有人拿槍指著妳的頭

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‪妳都能活著離開

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‪我很以妳為榮

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‪妳也應該感到自豪

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‪那為什麼我感覺這麼糟?

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‪別送禮物給卡特

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‪因為妳無緣無故送禮物給他
‪他就會懷疑妳不忠

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‪如果妳身上有古龍水的味道

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‪就找個藉口

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‪例如說妳的辦公室裡
‪有個瘋子很喜歡抱人

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‪一直聞起來像是剛洗完澡會更可疑

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‪到別的房間回簡訊也是

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‪還有,永遠都不要
‪因為盡了職責而內疚

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‪況且,妳沒有對卡特不忠

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‪一直以來,我都不惜代價完成任務

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‪但我從來沒有對妳媽媽不忠

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‪-你說你從來沒有外遇
‪-沒錯

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‪我的心與人產生聯繫才算是外遇

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‪我跟妳媽媽相遇至今
‪我的心都是屬於她的

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‪需要的時候,我會好好履行職務

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‪妳今天也是一樣

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‪這份工作毀了你和媽媽的關係

100
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‪但這是我最擅長的事情,我很喜歡

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‪就像你當時一樣

102
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‪但我看到這份工作對你和媽媽
‪以及我們家造成的影響

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‪我要跟卡特在一起的話
‪就不能做這份工作

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‪這是什麼鬼?

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‪看起來不太妙

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‪今天不是情人節

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‪嗨,媽媽

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‪嗨,塔莉

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‪-嗨
‪-這是...給妳的禮物

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‪卡特,這太高級了

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‪很貴的

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‪-這到底是怎麼回事?
‪-等等

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‪我在第一次跟妳約會之後就開始存錢

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‪因為妳說妳的夢想是
‪要擁有一把拉菲爾卡瑪拉尼小提琴

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‪-你記得這件事?
‪-當然了

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‪那一晚徹底改變了我的人生
‪當時發生的一切我都記得

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‪我記得妳說妳不想要鑽石

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‪所以...

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‪該死

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‪這是小提琴弦

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‪對

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‪愛瑪布魯納,妳願意嫁給我嗎?

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‪我願意

124
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‪太好了!真棒

125
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‪我...

126
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{\an8}‪(幾天後)

127
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‪天啊,我們真的離岸邊很遠呢

128
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‪你說想讓我看看這艘小船時

129
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‪我以為你是說在碼頭看,而不是...

130
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‪不是小船,是大船

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‪對,好

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‪如果被困在這裡,會怎麼樣?

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‪會死

134
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‪你沒有徵求我的同意就向愛瑪求婚

135
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‪是在想什麼?

136
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‪先生,其實...

137
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‪我只是一直覺得
‪那是老舊又過時的概念

138
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‪就像把女人當成屬於別人的財產一樣

139
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‪你是說我老舊又過時嗎?

140
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‪不是,那不是我的意思

141
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‪我想我只是...我想尊重愛瑪

142
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‪如果你問我,而我拒絕呢?

143
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‪我全心全意愛著愛瑪

144
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‪所以,布魯納先生,恕我直言

145
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‪無論你允許與否,我都會跟她結婚

146
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‪答得好

147
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‪拿瓶啤酒給我

148
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‪好,沒問題

149
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‪怎麼了?

150
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‪你不喜歡龍蝦嗎?

151
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‪也許你比較喜歡在吃晚餐前先吃甜點

152
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‪我們有阿爾欽博托

153
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‪新鮮水果凍配可食用櫻草花

154
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‪我特別訂做的

155
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‪對了

156
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‪說到花...

157
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‪你看到狗薔薇了嗎?

158
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‪那是你祖國摩爾多瓦的國花

159
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‪說到祖國...

160
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‪我什麼時候能回家?

161
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‪你別搞錯了

162
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‪這裡就是你的家

163
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‪你在幫我點石成核彈黃金之前

164
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‪休想離開

165
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,502
‪你明白了嗎?

166
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,296
‪好吧

167
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:16,468
‪你拿到的銫廢料可以用

168
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:20,472
‪但是它的核能量已經大大減弱

169
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‪如果要令那些成分恢復能量

170
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:27,104
‪就需要進行小型受控核融合反應...

171
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,522
‪你需要什麼?

172
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‪一個MNR

173
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‪小型核反應爐

174
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‪好

175
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‪-我會弄來給你
‪-不,你不明白

176
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‪這不是隨便在街上找得到的東西

177
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‪我就在街上找到你了

178
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‪你只要擔心科學上的問題

179
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‪找器材的事情就由我來擔心吧

180
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‪你的房間裡有一幅
‪價值數百萬美元的畫

181
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‪我認識一些人

182
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‪很擅長以適當的價格取得想要的東西

183
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{\an8}‪(中情局祕密地區辦事處)

184
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‪最受注意的會是愛瑪

185
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‪但是所有人都得好好準備自己的角色

186
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‪用真名會有幫助

187
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‪奧登C瑞斯會到處散發魅力

188
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‪還有散播性病病毒

189
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‪-那是從來沒有確認過的
‪-真棒

190
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‪是《瞞天過海:八面玲瓏》呢

191
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‪我終於可以穿好看的衣服了

192
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‪不是吧?喬裝部知道我穿不了這些的

193
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‪長官

194
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‪你確定我能參與這次行動嗎?

195
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‪我從沒出過外勤,我不想搞砸一切

196
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‪她絕對應該來的,對吧?

197
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‪蒂娜,妳不會有事的

198
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‪我們越多人一起去
‪愛瑪的故事就越可信

199
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‪別忘了

200
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‪我們面對的人
‪可以從大老遠就嗅出謊言

201
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‪他們甚至曾經揭穿我

202
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‪-媽媽?
‪-不用了,讓妳的同事們先吃吧

203
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:13,919
‪但留一些給奧斯卡他們
‪羅米好一點的時候可以吃

204
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:14,962
‪好

205
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,214
‪我不吃了,沒有脆脆的

206
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,216
‪真是的

207
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,386
‪很高興終於見到愛瑪的同事

208
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,720
‪我是她的上司

209
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,265
‪她的表現絕對有B+

210
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:30,143
‪但我知道她還沒發揮最大潛力

211
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,440
‪-很高興能見到你,卡特
‪-是嗎?

212
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,859
‪公司的所有人都想知道

213
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,194
‪愛瑪名花有主,對象是什麼人

214
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,530
‪對,你...你握手很有力呢

215
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,657
‪從一個人的握手方法
‪能了解到很多東西

216
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,285
‪對,我看得出你很喜歡握手

217
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,202
‪愛瑪

218
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,622
‪妳未婚夫跟我們同事說的話越多

219
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,374
‪我們被發現的機會就越大

220
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,959
‪我知道,我會處理

221
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,378
‪我們今天交談的內容只有這麼多嗎?

222
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,589
‪-只有一句命令嗎?
‪-那是什麼意思?

223
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:02,342
‪我的意思是卡特求婚後
‪你只對我說過幾句話

224
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,177
‪說了有什麼意義?

225
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,514
‪我是說,我跟妳說話,妳假裝在聽

226
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,266
‪然後妳就去做一些愚蠢的事

227
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,977
‪例如答應嫁給一個
‪用小提琴和琴弦戒指求婚的男人

228
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,562
‪妳到底在想什麼?

229
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,814
‪我在想,我不想繼續跟你說話了

230
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,320
‪抱歉,我要把新郎搶走

231
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,071
‪你能相信嗎?

232
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,449
‪我們的寶貝要結婚了

233
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,327
‪他們訂婚的事
‪有很多東西都讓我難以置信

234
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,537
‪別這樣,我這幾天很不好過

235
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,081
‪他們訂婚是唯一讓我開心的事

236
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:34,875
‪妳為什麼不好過?

237
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:37,336
‪我辭職了

238
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,049
‪我進人事部是為了
‪在人們懷孕或者受傷時幫助他們

239
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,927
‪而不是要說服他們接受垃圾解僱條款

240
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,346
‪親愛的,不如妳為我工作吧?

241
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,139
‪什麼?

242
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,352
‪對不起

243
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,314
‪不行啦,那太瘋狂了

244
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732
‪我和巴利常常要出差

245
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,901
‪我們需要有人跟進存貨

246
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,361
‪接聽電話

247
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,237
‪一個我們可以信任的人

248
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,323
‪但你很快就會退休,不是嗎?

249
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,076
‪我們需要一年時間來解散公司

250
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,162
‪這段時間,巴利需要有人幫忙記帳

251
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,081
‪我確實不太想再做人事管理

252
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,875
‪而且我大學畢業之後曾在銷售部工作

253
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,836
‪不會很尷尬嗎?

254
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,254
‪我們從來都不在

255
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,756
‪妳試試兼職吧

256
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,967
‪拜託了,我真的很需要妳

257
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,680
‪好吧,何不呢?

258
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,640
‪如果巴利不介意的話

259
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,769
‪我非常同意

260
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,229
‪看,這不就行了

261
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,814
‪太好了

262
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,524
‪謝謝你

263
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,984
‪我要去告訴唐尼

264
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,110
‪-好
‪-好

265
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,197
‪瓦肯人,你瘋了嗎?

266
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,865
‪那是個好主意

267
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,369
‪塔莉坐在三公尺外的話
‪我要怎麼提供戰略支援?

268
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,870
‪我要怎麼做我的工作?

269
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,957
‪她在快活健身中心的時候
‪你就去總部工作

270
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,669
‪但最棒的是,她為我們工作一分鐘

271
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,713
‪就是有一分鐘遠離唐...

272
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,881
‪路克,我的好朋友

273
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,718
‪唐尼,我老婆的男朋友

274
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:13,515
‪就像《回到未來續集》一樣
‪一切待下回分解

275
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,685
‪塔莉跟我說了好消息

276
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:20,230
‪我只想說,我知道你在做什麼

277
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,691
‪我聘請了一位頂尖員工

278
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,318
‪我很興奮

279
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,446
‪我相信你是的,我不是這個意思

280
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,157
‪我知道你想要把她贏回去
‪這是沒用的

281
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,410
‪其實已經奏效了

282
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,547
‪-我很高興妳說妳願意
‪-我當然願意

283
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,840
‪一定會很棒的

284
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,384
‪-這是正確的決定
‪-對,好吧

285
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,846
‪-什麼?
‪-“親愛的,跟我在一起”

286
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,347
‪那是史瓦希利語,別糾結了

287
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,600
‪好吧,哇,妳在幹嘛?

288
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,602
‪他們就在樓下

289
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,479
‪-什麼...
‪-我知道他們就在樓下

290
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,022
‪-這樣很危險
‪-對

291
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,191
‪-有點刺激
‪-對,應該吧

292
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,275
‪-對
‪-對

293
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,028
‪他們已經合作很多年了

294
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,363
‪所以你是健身器材推銷員?

295
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,866
‪讓我看看你有沒有以身作則

296
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,869
‪很了不起呢

297
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,622
‪我在托板屈臂方面以身作則

298
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542
‪好熱,妳也覺得熱嗎?

299
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,211
‪-我...
‪-一定是自動調溫器壞了

300
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,588
‪-不對,有空調...
‪-我想問關於橢圓機的問題

301
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,800
‪-問他吧
‪-太棒了

302
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,801
‪可以失陪一下嗎?

303
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,552
‪-好,沒問題
‪-謝謝

304
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,637
‪好吧

305
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,351
‪你幹嘛穿著童裝衣服?

306
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,145
‪我很清楚地跟你說
‪你的外表和行為都不能像你自己

307
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,189
‪這位是“物質俠”

308
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,734
‪他是個可以隨意控制物理定律的
‪法裔加拿大超級英雄

309
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,985
‪物理學第一定律是...

310
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,488
‪沒人會跟引用物理定律的人上床

311
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:56,451
‪好了,我剛傳了蒂娜的偵察資料給你

312
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329
‪網購紀錄、Spotify播放清單
‪Netflix觀影紀錄

313
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,374
‪原來1970年代的懷舊氛圍
‪會令她慾火焚身

314
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:05,085
‪你真倒楣
‪因為那個年代的男人是真男人

315
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,504
‪史提夫麥昆、保羅紐曼

316
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,005
‪而你不是他們那種人

317
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,716
‪這可不好說
‪我們前幾天一起吃塔可餅當宵夜

318
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,802
‪而且她剛剛讚美我的肌肉

319
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,262
‪那是因為我們現在是臥底

320
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,931
‪你覺得她真的對你
‪細得像麵條的手臂感興趣嗎?

321
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,100
‪你得當她是外國人才一樣招募她

322
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,476
‪第一步,發現

323
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,728
‪你發現一個讓你硬起來的女人

324
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,981
‪很好,第二步,評估對方的弱點

325
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,400
‪她會跟你說話,所以她明顯很遜

326
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,359
‪那是個弱點

327
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,611
‪第三步,發展,發展關係最好的方法

328
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,114
‪就是了解她的喜好
‪所以我才把資料給你

329
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,408
‪第四步,招募
‪邀請她跟你真正地約會

330
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,617
‪第五步,操縱

331
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,328
‪你想操縱她的咪咪
‪也想要她操縱你的蛋蛋

332
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,415
‪要達到目的
‪你得收起丟人現眼的東西,做好功課

333
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,672
‪哈囉,卡特的父母

334
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,090
‪謝謝

335
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,635
‪跟我說說,你們兩個這麼特別的人
‪是怎麼認識的?

336
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,763
‪我在紐約的摩根梅律師事務所工作

337
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,223
‪30歲時已經有望成為合伙人

338
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:04,811
‪我們公司的員工休息日
‪有瑜伽班,而導師就是...

339
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,438
‪我,就是我

340
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,981
‪我絕對猜不到

341
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,649
‪福特改變了我的生命

342
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,944
‪他讓我明白永無休止的競爭
‪是動物才會做的

343
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,571
‪我們是人

344
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,364
‪是人類

345
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,366
‪我們應該幫助其他人類

346
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,660
‪-對
‪-所以我們開發了這個

347
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,204
‪“妹妹愛你”

348
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,332
‪男女皆宜的無痛比基尼脫毛蜜蠟

349
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,459
‪-拿個試用品吧
‪-好

350
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,753
‪現在還含有大麻二酚

351
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,090
‪路克,別害羞

352
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,009
‪我們現在是一家人了

353
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,637
‪-“妹妹愛你”的人有個說法
‪-很好

354
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,264
‪你唯一的損失
‪就只有你不想要的毛髮

355
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,476
‪還有尊嚴

356
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,772
‪小心這傢伙,他說話很犀利

357
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,693
‪他們的名字怎麼會這樣?

358
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,945
‪福特?卡特?

359
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,864
‪這些不是我們史上
‪最糟糕的總統的名字嗎?

360
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,324
‪更不用提

361
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,910
‪這些姓珀爾馬特的男人是女人殺手

362
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,038
‪他們扼殺了
‪聰明又有才華的女人的抱負

363
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,373
‪這麼說太不公平了

364
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,999
‪看看他的老婆

365
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,418
‪她一開始是華爾街大亨

366
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,630
‪現在卻在賣下體脫毛蜜蠟

367
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,173
‪他們用蜜蠟除掉下面的毛

368
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,967
‪我不想妳將來變成那樣子

369
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,718
‪我不希望妳的將來被人控制...

370
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,553
‪除非那個人是你?

371
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,305
‪謝謝你

372
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,974
‪他似乎不明白

373
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,101
‪我能為自己的人生做決定

374
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,604
‪我多年來一直跟她說

375
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,649
‪卡特並不適合她

376
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,026
‪我們在飛機上聊得很開心

377
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,404
‪我們按照你的建議進行溝通

378
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:41,992
‪她甚至跟我說
‪比起卡特,她更喜歡中情局

379
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,244
‪但一個小時後,他們就訂婚了

380
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,037
‪我是說,這太瘋狂了

381
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,710
‪愛瑪,在工作和愛情之間
‪做選擇是很困難的

382
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,336
‪妳感到矛盾嗎?

383
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,880
‪在中情局的妳

384
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,674
‪還有世界看到的妳?

385
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,219
‪會不會是中情局愛瑪
‪說出妳對卡特的真實想法

386
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,722
‪但是當妳走進父母的房子

387
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,474
‪回到完美女兒的角色

388
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,893
‪妳就做了大家期望妳會做的事

389
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:10,687
‪妳說“我願意”

390
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,856
‪因為妳不想傷害卡特

391
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,649
‪也不想讓妳媽媽失望

392
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,030
‪不會

393
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,073
‪我完全掌控自己的人生

394
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,159
‪我愛卡特,我發現我之前錯了

395
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,703
‪我會讓這一切行得通的

396
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,331
‪妳做不到的
‪看看我和妳媽媽發生了什麼事

397
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,375
‪我不會像你那樣
‪把工作看得比婚姻更重要

398
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,668
‪這場婚姻注定失敗

399
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:38,006
‪-不是...
‪-好了,兩位,請暫停一下

400
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,967
‪諮商是為了幫助你們更有效率地合作

401
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,179
‪如果你們無法溝通,就做不到

402
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,309
‪但是我有些東西或許能幫助你們

403
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,734
‪那是我們嗎?

404
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,569
‪挺像的,對吧?

405
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,615
‪那些像是《芝麻街》級品質的
‪《青蛙布偶秀》角色

406
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,159
‪承蒙美國納稅人提供

407
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,290
‪既然你們現在只願意聽自己的聲音

408
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,625
‪我們就再試一次吧

409
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:17,003
‪不過這次你們要用對方的聲音說話

410
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,175
‪我覺得這不是個好主意

411
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,927
‪我爸是個老化石

412
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,845
‪他什麼都不知道

413
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,474
‪因為他在1992年之前出生

414
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,185
‪所以他應該閉嘴
‪讓我毀了自己的人生

415
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,354
‪老頭子,你在玩火

416
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,731
‪那不像路克的聲音

417
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,734
‪我是路克布魯納

418
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:44,447
‪我毀了自己的婚姻
‪但對於其他人的婚姻,我是專家

419
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,616
‪我有肌肉

420
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,160
‪那代表我什麼都懂

421
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,912
‪我來自奧地利

422
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,789
‪那裡的生活很苦
‪所有東西都是五美分

423
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,582
‪你知道有什麼不只五美分嗎?

424
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,252
‪體操課和牙齒矯正

425
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,421
‪還有我知道是大錯特錯的婚禮

426
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,797
‪但反正付錢的是老爸

427
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,843
‪我唯一舉不起來的東西
‪是我的自負心,因為太重了

428
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,720
‪我整輩子都在騙我爸媽

429
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,932
‪但是我假裝自己是天使女兒

430
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,227
‪胡椒博士,你看到她的敵意了吧?

431
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,270
‪有敵意是我嗎?

432
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,354
‪兩位,請停一下!

433
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,817
‪看來多提在找你們

434
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,861
‪好,好吧

435
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,161
‪看到了吧?我說的就是這個

436
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,003
‪謝謝你,你盡力了

437
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,213
‪很抱歉我叫你胡椒博士

438
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:46,885
‪陸軍工兵部隊分析了
‪諾瓦克博士的研究

439
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,513
‪他們認為如果博羅
‪要把核廢料漿變成炸彈

440
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:53,475
‪他需要的東西都很容易就可以找到

441
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,226
‪除了其中一個器材,MNR

442
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,521
‪也就是小型核反應爐

443
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,858
‪幸運的是,MNR為數不多
‪而且受嚴格監管

444
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:05,278
‪只有幾間私人企業和研究機構有用

445
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,404
‪在幾年前

446
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:09,574
‪杜魯斯的一間醫療玻璃製造商破產了

447
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,576
‪他們棄置加工廠

448
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,204
‪把MNR丟在地下室

449
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,289
‪當地的警察在幾個月後發現了它

450
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,708
‪因為有孩子們偷溜進去

451
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,377
‪用它來當棍球比賽的擋球網

452
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,048
‪幸好核能管理委員會
‪在有人受傷前就把它沒收了

453
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:28,051
‪所以...MNR是誘餌

454
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,845
‪我們引誘博羅來跟我們見面

455
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:34,807
‪然後就抓住他,像壁蝨一樣抓緊不放

456
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,977
‪很好,但是我們要怎麼聯絡他?

457
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,145
‪更不用說跟他見面了

458
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,813
‪他在哈薩克事件後就提高警惕

459
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,565
‪只跟他認識和信任的人見面

460
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,776
‪還要是他覺得可以找到MNR的人

461
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,362
‪當然,那也得是我們信任的人

462
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,864
‪她說得對

463
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,621
‪我們需要大丹犬

464
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,206
‪太好了!

465
00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,332
‪我超喜歡大丹

466
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,544
‪-好主意
‪-不,絕對不行

467
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,878
‪-不要
‪-好

468
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,004
‪誰是大丹犬?

469
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,299
‪我們需要他的專長
‪而他是這種工作的精英

470
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,425
‪而且他很隨和

471
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,262
‪自由奔放,處事泰然

472
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,972
‪對人生看得很開

473
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,766
‪他壟斷了帥氣外語短句的市場

474
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,143
‪才不是,不要!

475
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:20,895
‪妳會很喜歡他的

476
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,147
‪我會叫人了解一下他的行蹤

477
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,775
‪但你們得準備好立刻行動

478
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,615
‪你們好,歡迎光臨快活健身中心

479
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:35,326
‪健身從不休止

480
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:38,079
‪妳在這工作嗎?

481
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,040
‪我以為這裡只有炸肉排王和他的跟班

482
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:42,709
‪我是新來的

483
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,003
‪請問有什麼事嗎?

484
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,755
‪妳不認得你們最大的競爭對手嗎?

485
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:53,803
‪我們是孿生必勝法
‪健身用品店的雙胞胎老闆

486
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,389
‪對喔,我看過你們的廣告

487
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,601
‪你們看起來不像雙胞胎

488
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,521
‪尚恩還在健身旅途上
‪沒關係的,兄弟

489
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,859
‪當然了,我只是說
‪我從來沒有在廣告中看過他

490
00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,485
‪尚恩喜歡在幕後工作

491
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,904
‪我負責露臉,他負責記帳

492
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:16,409
‪所以我知道你們這快活垃圾中心的
‪銷售額不可能比我們高

493
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,703
‪後面那些“獎項”

494
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:20,830
‪都是假的

495
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:25,251
‪我們是東海岸所有
‪星球健身公司分店的獨家批發商

496
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,129
‪我們吃喝拉撒睡都離不開孿生必勝法

497
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:33,760
‪但不知怎的,快活健身
‪還是贏了所有區域銷售獎

498
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,803
‪我不同意

499
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,265
‪那些獎備應該是屬於我們的

500
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,726
‪-那些什麼?
‪-獎備

501
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:44,187
‪就是做得好而獲得表揚的東西
‪妳知道的

502
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,230
‪你是把“獎賞”和“裝備”合在一起嗎?

503
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,441
‪聽著,妳是新來的

504
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,194
‪所以妳可能不知道老闆做了什麼事

505
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:54,322
‪讓我們看帳簿吧
‪這會是我們之間的祕密

506
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,782
‪我可以讓你們看出口在哪裡

507
00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:58,993
‪或者可以報警

508
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:01,663
‪我們走吧

509
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:08,878
‪妳現在跟健身用品界
‪一些很有勢力的人結了怨

510
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,846
‪別這樣,不要氣大丹的事了

511
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,516
‪他真的那麼糟糕嗎?

512
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,394
‪老實說,他是個很不錯的人

513
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,771
‪雖然他是一個黑市中間人

514
00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:30,108
‪他不賣武器,而且總是遵守承諾

515
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,069
‪他在1990年代把十萬個豆豆娃

516
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:36,322
‪藏在莫斯科馬戲團的稻草捆裡
‪偷運進俄羅斯

517
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:40,410
‪我聽說他把微晶片放進防水袋
‪然後綁在遷徒的海龜身上

518
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,745
‪把微晶片從坎昆送到哈利法克斯

519
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,871
‪妳看過蒙娜麗莎嗎?

520
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,331
‪-有
‪-沒有

521
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,334
‪妳沒有,因為它被掛在
‪杜拜一個酋長的臥室裡

522
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,002
‪這都是多虧了大丹

523
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,549
‪那個王八蛋開槍射掉了我的腳趾

524
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:55,800
‪該死

525
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,803
‪天啊,我在吃東西

526
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,430
‪我會做惡夢的

527
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,182
‪等等

528
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:09,355
‪妳的殘肢...是生了腳趾甲嗎?

529
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,150
‪醫生說這是“自然再生”

530
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,402
‪我的姪女說這是“怪物腳”

531
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:16,154
‪我把照片傳給“信不信由你博物館”

532
00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,363
‪他們不信

533
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,532
‪還說它看起來像水牛城辣花椰菜

534
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,451
‪穿人字拖簡直是妄想

535
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,453
‪因為我沒有可以固定拖鞋的腳趾

536
00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,580
‪它們只會變成卜字拖鞋

537
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:29,375
‪抱歉,重大任務比腳趾重要

538
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,939
‪好消息是,我們找到大丹犬了

539
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,818
‪壞消息是,他用化名
‪在土耳其監獄服刑

540
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,904
‪刑期是四年,他已經待了兩年

541
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,447
‪國務院在盡力而為

542
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,908
‪但土耳其政府沒有幫助我們的理由

543
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,411
‪很好,他活該,我們改用替代方案吧

544
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,747
‪沒有替代方案,他是我們的唯一選擇

545
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,749
‪所以我們得幫他越獄

546
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:12,877
‪波拉特監獄

547
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,298
‪根據我們的情報
‪他們每天黎明都會清點人數

548
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,217
‪所以我們救大丹犬出來之後

549
00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:21,928
‪得在下一次清點人數之前跟博羅見面

550
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,888
‪如果被發現我們的朋友消失了

551
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,890
‪歐洲刑警組織會在幾分鐘內

552
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:28,476
‪把他的照片推送給歐洲所有警察局

553
00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:31,604
‪不管他是用真名還是化名
‪大丹犬的樣子很好認

554
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:32,772
‪博羅很快就會知道

555
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:36,400
‪賣MNR給他的人應該正在坐牢才對

556
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,277
‪他會知道這是陷阱,我們會前功盡棄

557
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,822
‪另一個問題是我們不能讓牢房空著

558
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,533
‪守衛會在每晚去收餐盤,以免長蟲

559
00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:46,327
‪如果沒有人把餐盤
‪從門底的狹縫推出去

560
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:47,870
‪守衛就會進來,然後...

561
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,622
‪發現我們的朋友不見了

562
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,123
‪同樣地,消息傳了出去

563
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:54,377
‪博羅就會知道這是陷阱

564
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:57,839
‪所以一定要有人待在牢房裡
‪把餐盤推出去

565
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,593
‪阿露,奧登,你們需要出席會面

566
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:05,596
‪你們最接近博羅的一次是在蓋亞那

567
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,473
‪從離地30公尺的直升機裡向他開槍

568
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,641
‪他不認得你們的樣子

569
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,811
‪所以你們要假裝成
‪大丹犬的同事,提供後援

570
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,938
‪路克、愛瑪,你們最了解博羅

571
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:16,107
‪你們得在場,以防萬一事情出岔子

572
00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,484
‪你們知道他會怎麼思考和做反應

573
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,988
‪不如找薩拉查吧?
‪他剛剛在喀麥隆執行過監獄任務

574
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:22,905
‪他在執行任務

575
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:27,201
‪菲內利、傑克森、麥馬漢
‪阿張、羅倫等等也是

576
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,704
‪我們人手不足

577
00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:32,164
‪而且你們得盡快上飛機

578
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,167
‪讓我來吧

579
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:36,836
‪我進去

580
00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:39,297
‪什麼?

581
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,384
‪-何不呢?
‪-巴利叔叔,這很不安全

582
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:45,011
‪你有心臟病

583
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,596
‪也沒能力勝任這份工作

584
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:54,061
‪等等,為什麼巴利會做不到?

585
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:57,607
‪他也從直升機上吊下來
‪還救了你和公主

586
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,943
‪他現在的工作基本上是整天坐在房裡

587
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:03,237
‪而這個角色也是要做一樣的事

588
00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:04,238
‪我喜歡這個主意

589
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,074
‪大丹犬有能力
‪在我們救他出來之後不被抓回去

590
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,577
‪但他也知道如果他逃獄被逮到

591
00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:10,828
‪刑罰是死刑

592
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:13,164
‪他只會跟著他信任的人越獄

593
00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,957
‪而他之前跟巴利合作過

594
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,376
‪-局長,我不認為...
‪-就這麼決定吧

595
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,837
‪巴利去坐牢,我們在35分鐘之後起飛

596
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,383
‪這是個壞主意

597
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,309
‪你是因為蒂娜
‪而想成為1970年代的勇武男子漢嗎?

598
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:35,853
‪我是這麼想的

599
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,065
‪-謝謝妳支持我
‪-別謝我

600
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,859
‪如果搞砸了,你就要當牢房校花

601
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,826
‪奧登,我想跟你談談訂婚派對的事

602
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,746
‪那長時間的眼神接觸和不當的觸摸

603
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:56,332
‪我在派對上沒有接近愛瑪

604
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,250
‪我說的不是愛瑪,而是卡特

605
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,252
‪我看到你瞪著他

606
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,797
‪而且你跟他握手的時間有點太長了

607
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,757
‪如果你是一隻狐獴

608
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,634
‪你大概會在他身上小便來宣示主權

609
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,386
‪別否認

610
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,471
‪我為了贏回我的老婆

611
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:12,473
‪對唐納泰羅做了同樣的事

612
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:13,641
‪是前妻

613
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,645
‪別再惹我

614
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:20,398
‪路克,我喜歡愛瑪

615
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:22,149
‪她聰明又勇敢

616
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,235
‪但只是這樣,只是“喜歡”

617
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,447
‪如果你認為我會介入
‪兩個快要結婚的人之間...

618
00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:31,283
‪很高興知道原來你這麼看不起我

619
00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:45,840
‪反應爐還是很安全,一切都很好

620
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,510
‪失陪一下

621
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,889
‪我的本月最佳員工過得好嗎?

622
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,016
‪我很好

623
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,475
‪生意蠻清淡的

624
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,895
‪不過孿生必勝法的人來過

625
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,564
‪電視廣告上的那些人?

626
00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:04,233
‪對,他們對你們的銷售獎項很不滿

627
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,235
‪他們想看你的帳簿

628
00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:08,738
‪他們只是嫉妒我們

629
00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:13,325
‪等他們發現我跟星球健身公司
‪簽的新合約就更棒了

630
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,411
‪我們要賣一堆皮拉提斯器材給他們

631
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,872
‪事實上,我在準備跟他們開會

632
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:20,082
‪所以如果妳不介意,我晚點再打給妳

633
00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:21,000
‪當然好

634
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,460
‪不過很奇怪

635
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:27,631
‪孿生必勝法說
‪他們跟星球健身公司有獨家簽約

636
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:30,718
‪相信我吧,那是還沒完全敲定的

637
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:34,388
‪要記住,有90%的銷售
‪都是取決於積極的心態

638
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,766
‪好嗎?我得掛了

639
00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:38,142
‪拜拜

640
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:39,894
‪好,謝謝,拜拜

641
00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:41,729
‪拜拜

642
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:47,735
‪對不起

643
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,238
‪妳聽著我對妳媽媽撒謊
‪感覺一定很奇怪

644
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:53,407
‪我們的工作就是這樣

645
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,536
‪但妳不一定要做這工作的

646
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,122
‪如果妳真的想跟卡特結婚

647
00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:03,459
‪妳應該考慮一下做文書工作

648
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:06,212
‪或者做後勤之類的

649
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,798
‪那對你們倆都更好

650
00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:12,093
‪那麼如果你可以回到過去
‪你會做出改變嗎?

651
00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:15,679
‪我不認為你會

652
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,057
‪一分鐘後到達,準備跳傘

653
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,896
‪巴利,為什麼你還坐著?

654
00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:27,817
‪-你怎麼能讓我同意這麼做?
‪-那你幹嘛自願?

655
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:31,112
‪國安局小姐讓巴利的弟弟硬了

656
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,196
‪做得好

657
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,698
‪每次你喜歡上一個人,你就會緊張

658
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,033
‪然後做蠢事

659
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,494
‪冷靜點,你不會想
‪用這麼刻薄的話跟巴利永別

660
00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,330
‪-永別?
‪-巴利叔叔,過來吧

661
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:48,671
‪聽著,如果你真的不想去
‪我可以代替你

662
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,341
‪-要嗎?
‪-拜託

663
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,009
‪沒關係的,沒事了

664
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,720
‪來吧

665
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,430
‪不要!幫我脫掉這東西!

666
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,307
‪-經典的誘導轉向法
‪-出乎意料

667
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,642
‪-其實有料到
‪-放輕鬆

668
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,727
‪就當是嬰兒背巾吧,好嗎?

669
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,397
‪我以前常常用背巾背著愛瑪到處走

670
00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:07,940
‪而且只弄掉過一次

671
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:09,191
‪你好像常常把我弄掉

672
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,528
‪-好了
‪-好了

673
00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:13,529
‪-放輕鬆吧
‪-不要!

674
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,031
‪-去吧,表演時間!
‪-不要!

675
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:21,787
‪哇

676
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,497
‪真是沒尊嚴

677
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:25,332
‪好了,戴上通訊器

678
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:28,794
‪蒂娜,跳傘隊出發了
‪妳看到他們了吧?

679
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:33,632
‪收到,他們正以時速195公里
‪向目標下墜

680
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,217
‪巴利怎麼樣?

681
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:36,218
‪他迫不及待要開始

682
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:38,470
‪我只是擔心他會因為膽子太大

683
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,764
‪而進不了監獄的通風管道

684
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:56,655
‪已脫下背帶,戴上通訊器

685
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,532
‪蒂娜,妳有聽到嗎?

686
00:35:58,532 --> 00:35:59,867
‪萬事俱備

687
00:36:01,452 --> 00:36:03,120
‪抱歉,希望你們不介意

688
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,040
‪我聽到你和巴利這麼說
‪所以我想試試看

689
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,458
‪只欠東風

690
00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:10,586
‪好,我在看平面圖

691
00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:13,297
‪應該有個圓形通風口
‪上面有穹頂風扇罩

692
00:36:20,471 --> 00:36:21,889
‪需要跳到約兩米半的地方

693
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,515
‪然後通風井就會變成水平

694
00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:26,185
‪再說一次為什麼不能由你來做

695
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:30,773
‪因為你營養不良的皮包骨
‪可以像餅乾麵團一樣擠過去

696
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:44,620
‪注意安全

697
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,291
‪好

698
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:55,673
‪你還好嗎?

699
00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:58,801
‪(地點鎖定)

700
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,844
‪你已經離開通風管道約18公尺

701
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,013
‪應該快要再跳下一小段距離

702
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:09,144
‪不是很小

703
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,398
‪撐住,專注在目標上

704
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:13,607
‪不會有事的

705
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,946
‪如果把這個當成《忍者龜》
‪就沒那麼糟糕了

706
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:22,533
‪恭喜,你到了

707
00:37:54,732 --> 00:37:55,774
‪嗨,大丹

708
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:56,984
‪你過得好嗎?

709
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,779
‪很高興見到你,你看起來很棒

710
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,990
‪-謝謝
‪-完全超棒,魁偉健碩

711
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,199
‪-謝謝
‪-天啊

712
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:07,119
‪-你看起來也很棒
‪-別說了,別這樣對我

713
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,204
‪-我長胖了一點
‪-給我站著

714
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,706
‪看看你的肩膀

715
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:13,834
‪對,我知道,我在鍛鍊上身的肌肉

716
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,961
‪坐牢的感覺很糟糕

717
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,714
‪我就靠吃來獲得慰藉

718
00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:21,592
‪大家都說要戒糖和澱粉
‪但這裡就只有糖和澱粉

719
00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:22,801
‪那是信標嗎?

720
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,137
‪還有工業用彈力繩索、鉤子

721
00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:27,514
‪很快還會有飛機

722
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:29,266
‪好吧

723
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,310
‪好了

724
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,978
‪做好被拉扯一下的心理準備

725
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,438
‪天啊,等等,什麼...

726
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,284
‪你的新家怎麼樣?

727
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:50,412
‪很像監獄

728
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,041
‪我在床底下找到大丹的違禁品

729
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,210
‪有什麼我們應該徵用的東西嗎?

730
00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:57,753
‪只是幾本雜誌

731
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,465
‪和一瓶白蓮花香水

732
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:04,051
‪還有一盒雷吉巧克力棒

733
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,846
‪這東西在1980年就已經停產了

734
00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:10,224
‪看來大丹真的什麼都能找得到

735
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:14,603
‪我得掛了

736
00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:16,605
‪親愛的,別搞砸了

737
00:39:31,662 --> 00:39:33,080
‪餐盤沒問題吧?

738
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,540
‪蒂娜

739
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:36,250
‪嗨

740
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,835
‪我把我們轉到私人頻道

741
00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:40,254
‪這樣就不用聽路克和愛瑪吵架

742
00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:43,215
‪我之前隔著胡椒博士的牆
‪聽到他們互相大吼大叫

743
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:47,594
‪對,他們的問題
‪比《運動畫刊》的期數還多

744
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:52,141
‪你有任何需要,都可以找我

745
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,684
‪那個...

746
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,104
‪我不介意有人陪我

747
00:39:57,688 --> 00:39:58,897
‪那我就哪裡也不會去

748
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,112
‪我的天啊!

749
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,949
‪-妳好
‪-我還以為你是丹麥人

750
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:09,867
‪我是

751
00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:13,036
‪我以前在安多佛的寄宿學校上學
‪我會說流利英語和丹麥語

752
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,997
‪而安多佛是在麻薩諸塞州

753
00:40:14,997 --> 00:40:17,624
‪真的很笨,因為麻薩諸塞州的人說話

754
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,419
‪聽起來都像“湯姆布雷迪
‪一定有隻大鵰”之類的

755
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:21,962
‪兄弟,你好嗎?

756
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:25,716
‪你是全世界最甜美的丹麥人

757
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:27,384
‪別這麼說,你瘋了

758
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,678
‪我想把你泡在咖啡裡吃掉

759
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:30,762
‪你瘋了

760
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,140
‪-擁抱這個吧,你這個變態
‪-天啊

761
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:36,268
‪天啊,真噁心

762
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,062
‪我很久沒見過那麼可怕的東西

763
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:42,065
‪而我可是在土耳其監獄裡待了兩年

764
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:45,068
‪-妳的腳趾怎麼了?
‪-你還好意思問?

765
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,863
‪你在婆羅洲的任務中開槍把它射掉了

766
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,323
‪-對喔
‪-是你做的

767
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:51,158
‪我的槍走火的那一次

768
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,702
‪我不喜歡用槍

769
00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:56,413
‪所以才把槍交給她
‪嚴格來說是妳把自己的腳趾射掉的

770
00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,165
‪我為此感覺很糟糕

771
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,751
‪比有九隻腳趾
‪和十隻腳趾甲的人更糟糕嗎?

772
00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:02,753
‪阿露,把你的四指槍收起來

773
00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:05,172
‪大丹,我們有個提議

774
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,424
‪我們希望你賣東西給博羅波洛尼亞

775
00:41:07,925 --> 00:41:10,594
‪用來換取自由

776
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:12,679
‪你還可以去見你從沒見過面的兒子

777
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,640
‪怎麼樣?

778
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,391
‪哇

779
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:17,976
‪那是我第一次這麼不小心

780
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,978
‪我當時在趕回家
‪因為格特魯德臨盆了

781
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,523
‪邊境守衛發現
‪我手上有假護照和違禁品

782
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:23,440
‪那是...

783
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,859
‪真是太不專業了,但是...

784
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:28,987
‪重獲自由的話
‪我就可以第一次見到我兒子

785
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,113
‪所以我加入

786
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,241
‪-好
‪-太好了

787
00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:33,825
‪-果然是大丹
‪-你是最棒的

788
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,255
‪你會討厭去海灘嗎?

789
00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:50,133
‪因為你沒有惹火身材
‪只有令人惱火的身材?

790
00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:52,386
‪孿生必勝法健身用品店

791
00:41:52,386 --> 00:41:55,806
‪不只為最高級的飯店
‪水療中心和度假村提供...

792
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:19,746
‪喂?我是快活健身中心的塔莉布魯納

793
00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:24,626
‪我看到你們飯店去年
‪從我們店裡買了26部機器

794
00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:26,211
‪所以我想...

795
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,006
‪我只是想確認它們是不是運作良好

796
00:42:29,006 --> 00:42:30,799
‪妳真貼心

797
00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:34,428
‪我得分別聯絡各分店經理來問一下

798
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:37,055
‪但我們總部沒有收到任何投訴

799
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,183
‪不過很感謝妳打來跟進

800
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,644
‪如果妳需要再打電話來

801
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,605
‪可以直接找譚美帕森斯

802
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:45,731
‪好的,謝謝

803
00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:47,149
‪再見

804
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:49,985
‪(通話結束)

805
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,486
‪(警報)

806
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:52,821
‪我是麥金農

807
00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:55,907
‪總部知道路克布魯納探員的前妻

808
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,659
‪在他的偽裝用的公司工作嗎?

809
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,287
‪是真的,她剛剛打電話給我

810
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,373
‪(快活健身中心)

811
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,709
‪這可能會造成問題

812
00:43:07,336 --> 00:43:09,504
‪離群混合健身中心,我是費歐娜

813
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:14,593
{\an8}‪(中情局祕密安全屋,希臘)

814
00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:23,977
‪-我掃視一遍了,這裡很乾淨
‪-我得再確認一次

815
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,646
‪別裝了,這都是因為黛安娜

816
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:27,856
‪黛安娜是誰?

817
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,486
‪幾年前,我被派駐希臘

818
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:37,074
‪我跟希臘國家情報局裡
‪一個叫黛安娜的美女探員

819
00:43:37,074 --> 00:43:38,950
‪有過很熱烈的一段情

820
00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:42,371
‪但我們不得不分手

821
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:43,955
‪-兩嘿咻規則
‪-兩嘿咻規則

822
00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:46,208
‪“兩嘿咻規則”是什麼?

823
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,293
‪任何中情局人員

824
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:52,547
‪如果與外國人進行
‪兩次以上的親密接觸

825
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,257
‪就得向局裡呈報關係

826
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:56,593
‪我是說,要提交很多文件的

827
00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:58,178
‪黛安娜完全心碎了

828
00:43:58,178 --> 00:44:00,097
‪她變得對我痴迷,我不怪她

829
00:44:00,097 --> 00:44:01,932
‪很多女人都對我痴迷

830
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:05,852
‪但我可以跟妳說
‪這間安全屋有很多黛安娜的痕跡

831
00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,979
‪花瓶裡的石竹花

832
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,691
‪冰箱裡放滿我最喜歡的希臘啤酒

833
00:44:10,691 --> 00:44:13,360
‪地中海到處都有石竹花

834
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,321
‪而你最喜歡的啤酒
‪碰巧也是在希臘最受歡迎的品牌

835
00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:17,989
‪你太自戀了吧?

836
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,574
‪那為什麼安全屋的對面

837
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:22,536
‪就是我跟黛安娜連續12小時
‪享受希臘式激烈性愛的

838
00:44:22,536 --> 00:44:24,913
‪那間爬滿跳蚤的汽車旅館?

839
00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:26,707
‪12小時?

840
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,000
‪你不是說只能做兩次嗎?

841
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,046
‪我們可以專心一點嗎?

842
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,675
‪我們得在有限的時間內完成這個任務

843
00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:39,136
‪如果我們搞砸了
‪博羅就會繼續逍遙法外

844
00:44:39,136 --> 00:44:41,596
‪而巴利就會成為我們的監獄筆友

845
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:44,683
‪-所以這裡乾淨嗎?
‪-我已經說過是了

846
00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:45,892
‪那我們開始工作吧

847
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:52,107
‪你打給博羅,安排盡快見面

848
00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:54,860
‪好,讓我看看我的通訊錄

849
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,278
‪你有壞人通訊錄?

850
00:44:56,278 --> 00:44:59,030
‪我的客戶都使用一個保安電話服務

851
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:02,325
‪它的演算法會根據日期
‪更改他們的電話號碼

852
00:45:02,325 --> 00:45:04,077
‪每三天更改一次

853
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:07,122
‪只有我和幾個其他重要人物
‪知道這個演算法

854
00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,540
‪我喜歡數學

855
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,292
‪那很棒,但是不行

856
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,502
‪如果演算法的祕密傳了出去

857
00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:14,880
‪那麼我就會失業,買不起尿布

858
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,008
‪你需要尿布,因為你是個愚蠢的巨嬰

859
00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:20,469
‪密碼輸入完畢,現在我們只能等待

860
00:45:21,178 --> 00:45:22,596
‪希望不用等太久

861
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,476
‪所以...兩嘿咻規則?

862
00:45:27,476 --> 00:45:30,562
‪-丹麥情報局允許四次
‪-不會吧!

863
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:31,980
‪北歐人真的是...

864
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,565
‪嘿

865
00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:37,944
‪我能不能趁這個機會
‪洗個澡,換上平民的衣服?

866
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,780
‪我全身都是土耳其監獄的臭味

867
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,364
‪-專心點,好嗎?
‪-好

868
00:45:42,032 --> 00:45:43,742
‪噢,來了,喂?

869
00:45:44,451 --> 00:45:45,327
‪大丹犬

870
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,704
‪你這個狂人,這陣子躲哪去了?

871
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:51,917
‪我在希臘,“阿羅哈”

872
00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:56,171
‪話說,我聽說你在找小型核反應爐

873
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:57,714
‪我有一個

874
00:45:57,714 --> 00:45:59,549
‪你的消息總是這麼靈通

875
00:46:00,342 --> 00:46:01,468
‪所以我才這麼愛你

876
00:46:01,468 --> 00:46:02,886
‪所以所有人都這麼愛我

877
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,805
‪大家都一致同意的

878
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:07,098
‪我從沒見過不愛我的人

879
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,351
‪總之,我有你要的MNR

880
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:12,229
‪如果你能在十小時內
‪在土耳其邊境跟我見面

881
00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:14,189
‪我就以五百萬元賣給你

882
00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:15,524
‪這個價格很公平

883
00:46:15,524 --> 00:46:17,901
‪我得在短時間內籌出這一大筆錢

884
00:46:17,901 --> 00:46:19,402
‪不如早上7點吧

885
00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:23,073
‪聽起來...很完美,謝謝

886
00:46:23,073 --> 00:46:25,450
‪我會再聯絡你
‪跟你說一個適合我的地點

887
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,410
‪大丹,你從來不會讓人失望

888
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,037
‪我們晚點再談

889
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:39,422
‪我知道我應該選《竊聽大陰謀》

890
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:42,259
‪但我更喜歡《迷霧追魂》

891
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:44,594
‪天啊,克林伊斯威特
‪在那部電影裡超棒的

892
00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:46,555
‪你完全就是在列出我最愛的電影

893
00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,186
‪妳...

894
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,313
‪有聽到尖叫聲嗎?

895
00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:57,023
‪有

896
00:46:58,441 --> 00:46:59,401
‪你還好嗎?

897
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:02,696
‪老實說的話...

898
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:05,448
‪我怕死了

899
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:10,245
‪我怕狹小的空間
‪潮濕的空間、黑暗的空間

900
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:11,955
‪上鎖的空間

901
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,668
‪我這麼做是因為妳

902
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,297
‪因為我?

903
00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:22,382
‪妳是團隊的新成員

904
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:25,844
‪身為前輩的我,想讓妳對我刮目相看

905
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:27,721
‪巴利...

906
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,892
‪你不用自願去坐牢
‪我就已經很佩服你了

907
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:35,020
‪你是中情局頂級任務指揮官
‪你的任務紀錄是我夢寐以求的

908
00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:38,356
‪而且你聰明又搞笑

909
00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:40,650
‪親切又可愛

910
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:42,736
‪你不會有事的

911
00:47:42,736 --> 00:47:46,615
‪假裝我在你身邊,好嗎?

912
00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:47,532
‪好

913
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:50,785
‪蒂娜?

914
00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:54,456
‪謝謝妳

915
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,375
‪往上抬,推進去

916
00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,085
‪該死

917
00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:02,923
‪(卡特珀爾馬特來電)

918
00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:10,722
‪親愛的,我不想再跟妳吵架

919
00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:14,559
‪但這只是未來一百萬個
‪拒接來電中的一個

920
00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:17,729
‪一百萬次不得不
‪向卡特說謊中的其中一次

921
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,192
‪可以等我們運完核器材再說嗎?

922
00:48:22,192 --> 00:48:25,445
‪胡椒博士說我們應該溝通

923
00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,197
‪而我在嘗試跟妳溝通

924
00:48:27,197 --> 00:48:30,617
‪跟妳說我深信
‪妳的婚姻會建立於謊言上

925
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:32,369
‪這會是天大的錯誤

926
00:48:32,369 --> 00:48:35,038
‪妳會後悔,卡特也會後悔

927
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,957
‪卡特發現真相時

928
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:38,416
‪他會非常崩潰

929
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,628
‪如果妳聽到他在塔莉呵號上
‪是怎麼說妳的就好了

930
00:48:43,505 --> 00:48:45,548
‪我是說,他很愛妳

931
00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:50,095
‪-卡特怎麼會在那小船上?
‪-不是小船,是大船

932
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:54,015
‪我們只是休閒地坐船出海

933
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,309
‪聊聊天,了解一下對方

934
00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:58,561
‪然後我...

935
00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:02,190
‪我問他為什麼在向妳求婚前
‪沒有徵求我的同意

936
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:03,191
‪什麼?

937
00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:05,652
‪他為什麼要問你?

938
00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,320
‪我不屬於你

939
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,030
‪我不是你有權交給別人的東西

940
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,699
‪卡特就是這麼說的

941
00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:13,118
‪-我的天啊
‪-我覺得很有道理

942
00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:15,161
‪我同意你們倆的說法

943
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,747
‪我發現他是個很好的男人

944
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:21,292
‪但他不適合妳

945
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,336
‪因為妳過的是這樣的生活

946
00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,713
‪那不是重點

947
00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:27,424
‪如果你想談這件事,就來找我

948
00:49:27,424 --> 00:49:28,717
‪這不關你的事

949
00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:32,053
‪但我不知道我到底會不會嫁給他

950
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:34,431
‪我不知道,但你不能讓我自己思考

951
00:49:34,431 --> 00:49:36,766
‪而不是不斷在教我應該怎麼做嗎?

952
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:47,902
‪你知道嗎?我們真的不應該一起工作

953
00:49:48,445 --> 00:49:50,488
‪乾,我們徹底完蛋了

954
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:55,827
‪我要一份關於這附近
‪所有犯罪活動的詳細報告

955
00:49:55,827 --> 00:49:59,205
‪偷車集團、駕駛贓車定罪
‪汽車銷贓店

956
00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:01,374
‪能找的就盡量找,馬上去

957
00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:05,003
‪蒂娜,聯絡國防部
‪叫他們用輻射探測系統進行掃瞄

958
00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:07,172
‪任何輻射都可能來自我們的反應爐

959
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:09,799
‪-好的,長官
‪-我們的MNR裡面有鈾237

960
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,761
‪對準那個信號
‪我們應該就能找到差不多的位置

961
00:50:12,761 --> 00:50:13,678
‪大家,我在想

962
00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:16,973
‪這可能是黛安娜做的

963
00:50:17,891 --> 00:50:20,643
‪我們沒有反應爐
‪就不能把它交給博羅

964
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,437
‪所以我們得把會面延期

965
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:26,357
‪我...臨時改變的話,博洛會起疑
‪我不知道怎麼跟他說

966
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,402
‪就說你之前運送生物製劑
‪給一個在賽普勒斯的客戶

967
00:50:29,402 --> 00:50:31,821
‪但你的一個手下生病了
‪所以你懷疑有洩漏

968
00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,490
‪有醫生在監測你的情況

969
00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:34,824
‪但你得等檢驗結果

970
00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:38,703
‪看你不舒服是因為受感染
‪或只是心理作用

971
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:41,998
‪幫我們爭取一點時間吧

972
00:50:42,499 --> 00:50:43,792
‪未來的一百萬個謊言?

973
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,168
‪我應該不會有困難的

974
00:50:49,923 --> 00:50:52,509
‪我只是想跟進一下
‪你們這一季有什麼需要

975
00:50:52,509 --> 00:50:54,803
‪請確認一下這個電話號碼是否正確

976
00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:56,846
‪帳單上的號碼沒有人接聽

977
00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:59,224
‪所以我打給你們飯店網站上的號碼

978
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:00,558
‪謝謝

979
00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:11,277
‪喂?

980
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:17,408
‪當然了

981
00:51:19,536 --> 00:51:20,745
‪我馬上過來

982
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:28,795
‪他答應晚點會面

983
00:51:29,546 --> 00:51:31,381
‪-晚30分鐘
‪-就這樣?

984
00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:33,591
‪你可能引起一連串接觸傳染
‪他都不在乎嗎?

985
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:37,470
‪他說:“你這個蒼白的丹麥混蛋
‪吃兩顆阿斯匹靈之後盡快滾過來”

986
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:41,057
‪他說他討了很多人情債
‪還處理了很多物流問題

987
00:51:41,057 --> 00:51:44,769
‪才安排好跨境運送MNR

988
00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,437
‪而且他不是很客氣

989
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:48,690
‪或許你該把他的腳趾射掉

990
00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:51,693
‪我對這件事不是很有信心
‪太多變數了

991
00:51:51,693 --> 00:51:54,154
‪即使我們能找到反應爐
‪我們找到的時候

992
00:51:54,154 --> 00:51:57,782
‪監獄已經在早上清點人數
‪巴利的麻煩就大了

993
00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,325
‪我現在做出決定

994
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,661
‪我覺得我們應該終止任務

995
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:02,871
‪救巴利離開監獄

996
00:52:02,871 --> 00:52:04,330
‪路克,不要

997
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:08,626
‪這裡有超過900個囚犯
‪而每天早上的檢查會隨機進行

998
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:12,005
‪很有可能在你們找到反應爐
‪跟博羅見面,並接我離開之前

999
00:52:12,005 --> 00:52:13,464
‪他們都不會來檢查我的牢房

1000
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,466
‪謝謝你,但我們得適可而止

1001
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,553
‪如果你們不阻止博羅
‪那個核彈可能會殺死幾百萬人

1002
00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:21,222
‪集體利益比個人利益重要

1003
00:52:21,222 --> 00:52:22,932
‪你終於像個真男人了

1004
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:26,269
‪那是史巴克在《星艦奇航記II
‪星戰大怒吼》裡的台詞

1005
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,146
‪快點帶我出去吧

1006
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:31,816
‪這比我想像的複雜很多
‪我很不安,有點反胃

1007
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,360
‪對,你臉色不太好

1008
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,570
‪來,在那邊

1009
00:52:36,529 --> 00:52:38,740
‪往臉上潑些冷水之類吧

1010
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:40,700
‪就在那邊

1011
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:44,954
‪我們不會真的
‪把巴利叔叔留在監獄裡吧?

1012
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,039
‪當然不會了

1013
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:49,000
‪他的牢房有可能是第一個接受檢查的

1014
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,668
‪我們得把巴利弄出監獄

1015
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,212
‪一個大男孩都不能落下

1016
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,089
‪但如果巴利叔叔出來了
‪而他的牢房是空的

1017
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,926
‪博羅就會在我們完成任務前
‪知道這件事

1018
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,596
‪我們違背對大丹的承諾
‪把他重新關進監獄

1019
00:53:02,597 --> 00:53:03,681
‪我勃起了

1020
00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:06,601
‪阿露負責用大丹交換巴利

1021
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,102
‪同時,我們去找反應爐

1022
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,979
‪如果大丹不在
‪我們怎麼跟博羅見面?

1023
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:12,774
‪我們改變策略,你假扮成大丹的顧問

1024
00:53:12,774 --> 00:53:13,983
‪來自哥本哈根的顧問?

1025
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:15,235
‪我們需要大丹做的事

1026
00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:17,487
‪90%都只是安排會面,那已經完成了

1027
00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:20,573
‪只要博羅出現,而且不知道大丹逃獄

1028
00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:22,158
‪我們應該就能成功

1029
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,579
‪-我會照應你的
‪-我們別無選擇

1030
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,915
‪我等不及要把這壞消息告訴他

1031
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:30,917
‪大丹,別鬧了,我們得談談

1032
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:32,794
‪大丹?

1033
00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:36,256
‪大丹!

1034
00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,677
‪(你們出爾反爾)

1035
00:53:44,973 --> 00:53:47,308
‪我真的很討厭那個愚笨的混蛋

1036
00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:47,428
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