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‪我问你话 你是替谁工作的?

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‪冷静点 尼克

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‪冲动是没有好下场的

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‪让开!

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‪嘿 你别当动作明星了
‪你会让艾玛和你自己陷入危险的

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‪别这样 嘿 兄弟

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‪你最好的处理方法就是...

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‪让我离开

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‪-你再也不会见到我了
‪-喂 你在干什么?

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‪我在穿衣服

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‪你的手在抖 因为你很紧张

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‪你很紧张 因为你知道自己完蛋了

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‪我才是那个有枪的人

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‪你就是个搞文职工作的

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‪你知道如何处理尸体而不被抓到吗?

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‪你怎么和你的同伴解释
‪我是怎么进来和偷走国家机密的?

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‪前不久你才批准了
‪导致诺瓦克医生被绑架的差旅

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‪哦 尼克

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‪最好的结局是你被炒鱿鱼

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‪最坏结局 你死了

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‪停车!

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‪艾玛

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‪你在这里做什么?

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‪我来救你

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‪警卫呢?

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‪他被我碾压了

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‪快上车 摩尔多瓦警察要来了

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‪我需要你的钱包和枪

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‪老头 动作要快 姿势要帅

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‪走吧

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‪FUBAR

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‪蒂娜刚拦截了摩尔多瓦警方的信号

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‪他们找到了守卫 没有钱包 没有武器

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‪他们会把整个事件当成抢劫案

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‪波罗不知道我们拿到了他的任务清单

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‪我们很快就会知道他的下一步行动

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‪把气氛搞起来 来吧

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‪-走一杯
‪-干

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‪-嘿 你确定不想参加吗?
‪-不了 谢谢

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‪好吧 也许我们下次再喝一杯

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‪希望我不用被别人打脸
‪你也不用穿妓女鞋

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‪是啊 也许吧 以朋友身份喝一杯

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‪-别喷黑色达卡了
‪-好

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‪当然是以朋友身份

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‪你以为我想跟你发生关系?

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‪你这颜值不行

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‪总之 你今晚表现很好

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‪尼克根本不是你的对手

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‪所以“钢铁侠”巴里
‪你能够隐藏真实的自己

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‪蒂娜还不知道你是个书呆子

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‪除非她观察你够久

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‪对 但我可能观察她太久了

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‪她的眼睛
‪就像 《星球大战》的牵引光束

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‪一直在吸引我

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‪她在那儿 对吧?

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‪好 下一步计划

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‪告诉她你想吃夜宵
‪然后邀请她一起去

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‪如果她愿意去 那是个好兆头

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‪如果她不愿意 你也没有损失

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‪你别给我当怂包

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‪嘿

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‪妈妈发了短信
‪她要我们尽快过去 没说为什么

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‪好

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‪你不应该单方面切断通讯

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‪你让自己和整个团队陷入危险

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‪好吧 也许是吧...

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‪但一想到这么多人在听 尤其是我爸
‪我无法完全做我必须做的事情

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‪有点恶心

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‪非常恶心

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‪我也不该急着去宿舍救你

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‪按照规矩
‪鲁和阿尔登应该确保四周安全

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‪然后我再进来

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‪如果我们继续这样合作...

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‪我得真正地意识到

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‪你不再是我眼前的小女孩了

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‪你现在是个很棒的特工

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‪我是说 你今天被人拿枪指着头
‪都活着走了出来

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‪我为你感到骄傲

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‪你也应该为自己感到骄傲

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‪那我为什么心里愧疚?

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‪别给卡特带任何礼物

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‪因为如果你无缘无故给他礼物
‪他会以为你出轨了

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‪如果你闻起来有古龙香水味

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‪就找个借口

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‪比如办公室里有个疯子特别喜欢拥抱

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‪总是闻起来像刚刚洗过澡更可疑

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‪离开房间回短信也是一样

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‪永远不要为工作而感到愧疚

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‪再说了 你也没有对卡特不忠

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‪我从来都是尽最大努力完成工作

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‪但我从未对你母亲不忠

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‪-你说你从来没有外遇
‪-我确实没有

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‪外遇就是发自内心的心灵相通

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‪从我和你妈认识的那一刻起
‪她就占据了我全部的心灵

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‪在情况需要时 我做了该做的事

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‪你今天也是如此

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‪这份工作毁了你和妈妈

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‪但这是我最擅长的事
‪我和你一样都热爱这份工作

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‪但我看到了这份工作
‪对你们和我们所有人的影响

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‪如果我要和卡特在一起
‪我就没法做这份工作

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‪这是什么情况?

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‪情况不妙

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‪今天不是情人节

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‪嗨 妈妈

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‪嗨 塔莉

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‪-你好
‪-所以这是给你的

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‪卡特 这个乐器太棒了

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‪肯定很贵

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‪-到底怎么回事?
‪-等等看吧

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‪自从我们第一次约会
‪我就一直在为它存钱

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‪你告诉过我 你的梦想就是
‪拥有拉斐尔卡玛里尼小提琴 所以...

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‪-你还记得?
‪-当然了

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‪那一晚改变了我的人生 我记得一切

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‪我记得你说过你不想要钻戒

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‪所以...

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‪噢 这下糟了

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‪这个戒指是小提琴弦做的

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‪对

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‪艾玛布鲁纳 你愿意嫁给我吗?

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‪我愿意

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‪太好了!好的

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‪我...

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{\an8}‪(几天后)

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‪天啊 我们离岸边很远了 是吧?

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‪你说要给我看船的时候

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‪我以为你说的是去码头逛逛...

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‪这不是船 是游艇

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‪好吧

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‪嘿 万一有人被困在这里怎么办?

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‪那死定了

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‪你还没得到我的同意就向艾玛求婚

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‪你在想什么呢?

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‪好吧 布鲁纳先生 是这样的

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‪我只是觉得
‪把女人当作占有或赠送的财产

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‪是一种陈旧、过时的观念

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‪所以你是说我陈旧过时了吗?

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‪不 我不是这个意思

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‪我只是想充分尊重艾玛

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‪如果你问过我 而我拒绝了呢?

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‪我全心全意地爱着艾玛

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‪所以布鲁纳先生 恕我直言

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‪不管有没有您的许可 我都要娶她

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‪答得好

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‪现在给我拿瓶啤酒

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‪好 没问题

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‪怎么了?

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‪你不喜欢龙虾吗?

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‪也许你更喜欢在晚餐前吃甜点

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‪我们有阿尔金博多

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‪一种带可食用报春花的新鲜水果肉冻

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‪我特意让厨师做的

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‪说到花

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‪你注意到了犬蔷薇吗?

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‪那是你祖国摩尔多瓦的国花

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‪说到这个

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‪我什么时候能回家?

157
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‪不要搞错了

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‪这里就是你的家了

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‪直到你帮我把核废料变成核武器

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‪否则你休想走

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‪所以 进度如何?

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‪好吧

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‪你得到的铯废料是可以用的

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‪但它的核能力已经大大削弱

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‪所以要恢复核能力

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‪我需要进行一个小规模的受控核反应

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‪告诉我你要什么

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‪一个MNR

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‪小型核反应堆

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‪好

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‪-我会给你弄到的
‪-不 你不明白

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‪这不是你在街上能找到的东西

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‪我可是在街上找到了你

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‪你来搞定科学这块

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‪我来搞定你需要的设备

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‪你的房间里有一幅价值七位数的画

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‪只要价格合适

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‪我的人什么都能拿到

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{\an8}‪(中情局秘密区域办公室)

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‪大家最关注的人肯定是艾玛

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‪不过其他人也要充分理解各自的角色

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‪那就用真名行动呗

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‪我 阿尔登C里斯会四处散发魅力

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‪还有你的人乳头瘤病毒也是

185
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‪-我从来没有确诊过
‪-噢 太棒了

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‪有《瞒天过海:八面玲珑》的感觉了

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‪我终于穿得很酷了

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‪得了吧
‪伪装部门知道我穿不了这个

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‪长官 你确定我应该参加这个行动?

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‪我从没做过这种事 我不想搞砸了

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‪她应该去的 对吧?

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‪蒂娜 你能行的

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‪我们的人越多
‪就越能增加艾玛伪装身份的可信度

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‪别忘了

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‪我们这次打交道的人
‪隔着一公里远都能闻出谎言的味道

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‪他们之前还拆穿过我的谎言

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‪-妈妈?
‪-哦 不要了 让你同事先吃吧

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‪不过留点给奥斯卡和他的孩子吧
‪等罗米好一点就可以吃了

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‪好

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‪我何必吃呢?里面连脆饼都没

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‪又是这样

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‪能见到艾玛的同事真是太好了

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‪我是她的上司

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‪我绝对能给她一个B+评分

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‪我相信她总有一天
‪能找到内心中推动她进步的动力

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‪-卡特 很高兴能和你见面
‪-是吗?

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‪大家都想看看

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‪究竟是谁俘获了艾玛的芳心

209
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,530
‪是的 你的握手可真有劲

210
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,657
‪你可以从握手中看出很多事情

211
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,285
‪对 我可以看出来你喜欢握手

212
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:50,622
‪艾玛 你未婚夫跟我们的人谈得越多

213
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,291
‪我们身份被暴露的风险就越大

214
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,959
‪是的 我马上去处理

215
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,378
‪我们今天的话题就仅限于此?

216
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,589
‪-就是你对我发号施令?
‪-你的意思是?

217
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:02,342
‪意思是自从卡特向我求婚之后
‪你就没怎么和我说话

218
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,177
‪有什么意义?

219
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,514
‪我是说 就算我说了 你也是假装在听

220
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,266
‪然后你就去做些蠢事

221
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,977
‪人家拿着小提琴和弦戒指求婚
‪你就答应了

222
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,562
‪你在想什么呢?

223
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,814
‪我在想 这段谈话到此为止了

224
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,320
‪抱歉 我要和新郎说几句

225
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,530
‪你能相信吗?

226
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,449
‪我们的孩子要结婚了

227
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,327
‪关于订婚 我有很多不敢相信的事

228
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,537
‪哦 别这样 我这几天过得很艰难

229
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,081
‪他们的订婚是唯一让我开心的事

230
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,875
‪怎么个艰难法?

231
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‪我辞职了

232
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,049
‪我进人事部是为了
‪在人们怀孕或受伤的时候帮助他们

233
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,927
‪而不是说服他们接受糟糕的遣散费

234
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,346
‪亲爱的 你要不为我工作?

235
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,139
‪什么?

236
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,352
‪对不起

237
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,314
‪我不能 那太疯狂了

238
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732
‪巴里和我总是在出差

239
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,901
‪我们需要有人跟进库存

240
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,361
‪负责接听电话

241
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‪得是一个我们可以信任的人

242
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,323
‪但你很快就要退休了 对吧?

243
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,076
‪那公司要花一年时间才能解散

244
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:12,162
‪在此期间 巴里需要有人帮忙记账

245
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,081
‪嗯 人力资源我是有点做腻了

246
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,875
‪大学毕业后我做过销售

247
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,836
‪不会奇怪吗?

248
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,254
‪我们很少在店里

249
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‪试试兼职吧

250
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:24,967
‪我真的很需要你

251
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,680
‪好吧 为什么不呢?

252
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,640
‪如果巴里同意的话

253
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‪没问题

254
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,354
‪他同意了

255
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‪很好

256
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,984
‪我去告诉唐尼

257
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,110
‪-好的
‪-太好了

258
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‪你脑子进水了吗?

259
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,865
‪这个是好事

260
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,369
‪塔莉就在我3米旁的地方
‪我怎么提供战略支持?

261
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,870
‪我怎么做我的工作?

262
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,873
‪当她在欢乐健身馆时 你在总部工作

263
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,669
‪但最棒的是 她每替我们工作一分钟

264
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,713
‪她就可以少见唐尼一分钟...

265
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‪卢克 我的伙计

266
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‪唐尼 我妻子的男朋友

267
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‪就像《回到未来》第二部一样
‪这一切都未完待续

268
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‪塔莉把最新消息告诉我了

269
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:20,230
‪我只想说 我知道你在做什么

270
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,150
‪我雇了一个高级员工

271
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‪我很激动

272
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‪你当然激动了 我不是说这个

273
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,157
‪我知道你想赢回她 你的办法没用的

274
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,410
‪怎么会呢?已经在起效了

275
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‪-我很高兴你答应了
‪-当然了

276
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‪我们在一起会很棒的

277
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‪-我做了正确的决定
‪-好的

278
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,430
‪-什么?
‪-斯瓦希里语的“亲爱的 和我在一起”

279
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‪你就跟着感觉走

280
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‪好 哇 你在干什么?

281
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‪大家都在那里

282
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,479
‪-你是为什么...
‪-我知道他们在

283
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,022
‪-太危险了
‪-对

284
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,191
‪-有点刺激
‪-是的 我想是的

285
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,275
‪-对
‪-对

286
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,028
‪他们已经合作多年了

287
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,363
‪你是健身器材销售员?

288
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,866
‪我们来看看你有没有健身

289
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,869
‪真厉害

290
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,622
‪我经常做二头肌弯举锻炼

291
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542
‪这里很热 你热吗?

292
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,211
‪-我没觉得...
‪-温控器肯定坏了

293
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,838
‪-不 那里有空调...
‪-我有一个关于椭圆健身机的问题

294
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‪-找他就对了
‪-好的

295
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,801
‪我们离开一下好吗?

296
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,552
‪-好 没问题
‪-谢谢

297
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,637
‪好吧

298
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,351
‪你为什么穿这种狗屁动画衣服?

299
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,145
‪我明明叫你不要做真实的自己

300
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,189
‪这是物质侠

301
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,651
‪一个可以任意改变物理定律的
‪法裔加拿大超级英雄

302
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,985
‪物理学第一定律

303
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,488
‪引用物理定律的人交不到女友

304
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:56,451
‪好了 我刚隔空给你传了蒂娜的资料

305
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329
‪网上购物记录
‪喜欢的音乐、Netflix观影记录

306
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,290
‪原来她特别喜欢七十年代的影片

307
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,085
‪对你来说就糟了
‪因为当时的男人都是真男人

308
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,504
‪史蒂夫麦昆、保罗纽曼

309
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,005
‪而你明显不是真男人

310
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,716
‪不是吧
‪那天我们半夜一起去吃了塔可饼

311
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,802
‪她刚刚还夸了我的肌肉

312
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,262
‪那是因为我们在做卧底

313
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,931
‪你觉得她对你那小块肌肉很感兴趣?

314
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,100
‪你必须像招外国特工一样招募她

315
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,476
‪第一步 观察

316
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,728
‪你观察到一个能让你暗流涌动的女人

317
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,981
‪很好 第二步 评估她的脆弱点

318
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,359
‪她愿意跟你说话
‪那她肯定很无聊 那是她的脆弱点

319
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,611
‪第三步 发展关系
‪发展关系的最好方法

320
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‪就是了解她喜欢的一切
‪所以我给了你文件

321
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,408
‪第四步 招募
‪让她跟你一起来场真的约会

322
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,617
‪还有第五步 掌控

323
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,328
‪你想掌控她的奶子
‪而且想让她掌控你的蛋蛋

324
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,415
‪要做到这一点
‪你要不知羞耻地全方位了解她

325
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,172
‪你们一定是卡特的父母

326
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,007
‪谢谢

327
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,844
‪告诉我 你们两个
‪这么特别的人是怎么认识的?

328
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,763
‪我当时在纽约的摩根梅律所工作

329
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,223
‪30岁就能成为合伙人

330
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,058
‪在我们公司的集体活动上

331
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,811
‪有一节瑜伽课 而授课人...

332
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,438
‪是我啦

333
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,981
‪我绝对不会猜到

334
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,150
‪福特改变了我的人生

335
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,944
‪他告诉我 追名逐利是老鼠才干的事

336
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,364
‪而我们是人类 应该追求真善美

337
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,366
‪我们应该帮助我们的同胞

338
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,660
‪-是的
‪-所以我们才开发了这个

339
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,204
‪“裤裆超酷”

340
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,332
‪男女皆宜的无痛比基尼热蜡除毛

341
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,459
‪-拿点样品试试吧
‪-好

342
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,628
‪现在还加了药用大麻

343
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,090
‪卢克 别害羞

344
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,009
‪我们是一家人了

345
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,262
‪-我们在裤裆超酷有句俗话
‪-很好

346
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,264
‪该留的都会留下 多余的毛发滚蛋吧

347
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,476
‪那我的尊严也该滚吗?

348
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,772
‪看看 他可真是直言不讳

349
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,693
‪他们的名字是怎么回事?

350
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,195
‪福特?卡特?

351
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,864
‪这俩在美国史上最糟的总统之列吧?

352
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,910
‪更别提珀尔默特父子俩了
‪他们是“女人杀手”

353
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,038
‪他们杀死了才华横溢的女人的野心

354
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,373
‪你这么说太不公平了

355
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,999
‪你看看他的妻子

356
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,418
‪她一开始是华尔街的风云人物

357
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,630
‪最后成了一个卖比基尼热蜡除毛的

358
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,173
‪他们给下面除毛 你知道吗?

359
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,967
‪我不希望你和他们一样

360
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,718
‪我不希望你被这样的人控制...

361
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,553
‪所以只能你控制她?

362
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,305
‪谢谢

363
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,974
‪他似乎不明白

364
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,101
‪我可以自己决定自己的人生

365
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,604
‪我这几年都一直和她说

366
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,649
‪卡特不适合当他的老公

367
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,026
‪我们在飞机上聊得很开心

368
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,404
‪我们按照你的建议沟通了

369
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:41,992
‪她还跟我说
‪她更喜欢中情局的工作 而不是卡特

370
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,244
‪一小时后他们却订婚了

371
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,037
‪我是说 她这是精神错乱

372
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,583
‪艾玛 这是个艰难的选择

373
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,918
‪把工作放在爱情之上

374
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,336
‪你有分裂感吗?

375
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,839
‪中情局版本的你

376
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,674
‪和其他人眼中的你?

377
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,219
‪中情局版的你知道不能和卡特在一起

378
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,722
‪但一旦你进了父母家

379
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,474
‪回到完美女儿的角色

380
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,394
‪你做了大家都期待的事

381
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,687
‪你答应了卡特的求婚

382
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:14,649
‪因为你不想伤害卡特
‪你不想让你妈妈失望

383
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,032
‪不 一切都在我掌控中

384
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,159
‪我爱卡特
‪我意识到我之前的想法是错的

385
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,703
‪我会经营好我的婚姻

386
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,331
‪你做不到 看看你妈妈和我的遭遇

387
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,375
‪我不会像你那样
‪把工作放在我的婚姻之上

388
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,668
‪你这是注定失败的婚姻

389
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,964
‪-不...
‪-各位 暂停一下

390
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,967
‪我们进行这些疗程
‪是为了让你们更有效地合作

391
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,179
‪但如果我们无法沟通
‪你们的合作就实现不了

392
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:49,309
‪但我有东西可能会有所帮助

393
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,734
‪那是我们吗?

394
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,819
‪挺像的 对吧?

395
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,615
‪那像是《芝麻街》品质的布偶

396
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,159
‪公费报销

397
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,246
‪既然你们现在

398
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,165
‪只想听自己的声音

399
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,625
‪那我们再来一次沟通

400
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:17,587
‪但你们要用彼此的声音说话

401
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,175
‪好吧 我不觉得这是个好主意

402
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,927
‪我爸爸是块老古董

403
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,845
‪他什么事都不懂

404
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,474
‪我是说 那是因为他生于1992年之前

405
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,185
‪所以他应该闭上嘴
‪让我毁了自己的生活

406
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,354
‪老头 你这是玩火自焚

407
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,731
‪听起来不像卢克

408
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,734
‪我是卢克布鲁纳

409
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:44,781
‪我毁了自己的婚姻
‪但我是其他人的婚姻专家

410
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,616
‪我有健壮的肌肉

411
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,160
‪所以我什么都知道

412
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,912
‪而且我来自奥地利

413
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,789
‪那里的生活很艰难 没点钱万事难成

414
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,541
‪你知道什么是一点钱搞不定的吗?

415
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,252
‪体操课和整牙医生

416
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,421
‪和一场注定要失败的婚姻

417
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,797
‪反正最后都是我爸买单

418
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,843
‪我唯一举不起的是我的自尊
‪因为我把它看得太重了

419
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,720
‪我一辈子都在骗我父母

420
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,932
‪但我假装是个天使女孩

421
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,144
‪胡椒博士 你看到她的敌意了吗?

422
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,270
‪我有敌意吗?

423
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,354
‪你们两个 冷静!

424
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,817
‪看来多特找你们开会

425
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,569
‪好的

426
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,161
‪你看到了吗?我早就猜到了

427
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,336
‪感谢你如此费心

428
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,213
‪抱歉 我不该叫你胡椒博士

429
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:46,885
‪陆军工程兵团
‪分析了诺瓦克博士的研究

430
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:52,348
‪确定了波罗
‪把他的核废料变成炸弹所需要的一切

431
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,475
‪大部分能轻易得到

432
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,226
‪有一个东西除外 MNR

433
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,521
‪小型核反应堆

434
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,858
‪还好 小型核反应堆很稀有
‪且受到严格的管理

435
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:05,278
‪只有少数私营行业和研究机构会使用

436
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,404
‪几年前

437
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:09,574
‪一家德卢斯的医疗玻璃制造商破产了

438
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,993
‪他们遗弃了自己的加工厂

439
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:14,204
‪把小型核反应堆放在地下室了

440
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,289
‪当地警察在几个月后找到了

441
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,708
‪因为他们发现有孩子溜进去

442
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,377
‪并把它当作玩棍球的挡球盾

443
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,048
‪幸好核管理委员会及时没收
‪无人受伤

444
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:28,051
‪所以说 小型核反应堆是我们的诱饵

445
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,845
‪我们诱骗波罗来见我们

446
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:34,807
‪然后我们来个瓮中捉鳖

447
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,977
‪好吧 很好 但我们要怎么联系他?

448
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,145
‪更不用说会面了?

449
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,813
‪哈萨克斯坦事件后 他高度警惕

450
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,565
‪他只会和他认识并信任的人会面

451
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,776
‪并且是他认为
‪可以拿到小型核反应堆的人

452
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,362
‪那当然也得是我们信任的人

453
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,864
‪她说得对

454
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,621
‪我们需要丹麦哥

455
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,206
‪是的!

456
00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,332
‪我喜欢丹麦哥

457
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,544
‪-好主意
‪-不 绝对不行

458
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,878
‪-不
‪-可以的

459
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,004
‪丹麦哥是谁?

460
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,299
‪他非常擅长做他的工作
‪而那正好又是我们需要的

461
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,425
‪他还是个很随性的人

462
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,262
‪自由行事 形骸放浪

463
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,972
‪他的一生潇洒自在

464
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,766
‪他就凭这种悠哉劲儿垄断了市场

465
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,143
‪不!

466
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:20,895
‪你们会喜欢他的

467
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,147
‪我会让我们的人调查他的行踪

468
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,775
‪但是你们要准备好快速行事

469
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,615
‪你好 欢迎来到欢乐健身馆

470
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:35,326
‪健身永不放假

471
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,079
‪你在这里工作?

472
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,040
‪我以为这里只有“肉排哥”和他的助手

473
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:42,709
‪我是新来的

474
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,003
‪有什么我能帮你的吗?

475
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,006
‪怎么了 不认识你最大的竞争对手?

476
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:54,220
‪我们是双子配方健身用品的
‪双胞胎合伙人

477
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,389
‪想起来了 我看过你们的广告

478
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,601
‪你们看起来不像双胞胎

479
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,521
‪肖恩还在健身 没关系的 伙计

480
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:07,859
‪当然了 我的意思是
‪我从没在广告里见过你

481
00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,485
‪肖恩是个幕后运营人

482
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,363
‪我是店里的门面人物 但他负责记账

483
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:16,409
‪所以我才知道
‪欢乐“贱”身馆的销量不可能超过我们

484
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,703
‪那边展示的所谓“奖项”

485
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:20,830
‪都是伪造的

486
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:25,251
‪我们是东海岸
‪所有星球健身馆的独家经销商

487
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,129
‪我们没日没夜工作
‪吃喝拉撒都在双子配方

488
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:33,760
‪但是地区销售奖
‪居然被欢乐健身馆拿下了

489
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,803
‪这肯定有问题

490
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,265
‪那些“荣信”应该是我们的

491
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,726
‪-那些什么?
‪-“荣信”

492
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:44,187
‪当你做得好就会获得的嘉奖 你懂的

493
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,230
‪你把“荣誉”和“信誉”合起来了?

494
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,441
‪听着 你是新来的

495
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,444
‪你可能不知道
‪这个地方的负责人在干什么

496
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,322
‪给我们看账本
‪我们会保守秘密的 怎么样?

497
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,782
‪不如我带你们去看看大门?

498
00:26:57,825 --> 00:26:58,993
‪不然我就报警了

499
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:01,663
‪我们走吧

500
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:09,128
‪你刚刚惹怒了
‪健身用品行业强大的对手

501
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,846
‪嘿 得了吧 别再为丹麦哥生气了

502
00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:21,516
‪他真的那么坏吗?

503
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,394
‪老实说 他是个可靠的人

504
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,771
‪应该算是最可靠的黑市中间人了

505
00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:30,483
‪他不卖武器 而且从来都信守承诺

506
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:33,778
‪在90年代
‪他用莫斯科马戏团的草堆做掩护

507
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,239
‪走私了十万个豆豆娃玩偶到俄罗斯

508
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:40,410
‪我听说他把微芯片放入防水袋里
‪绑在迁徙的海龟身上

509
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,745
‪把微芯片从坎昆运到哈利法克斯

510
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,871
‪见过《蒙娜丽莎》?

511
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,331
‪-有
‪-没有

512
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,334
‪你没有见过
‪是因为它挂在迪拜亲王的卧室里

513
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,002
‪这也是丹麦哥的杰作

514
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:54,549
‪那个混蛋把我的脚趾打掉了

515
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:55,800
‪我的天

516
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,803
‪天啊 我在吃东西呢

517
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,430
‪我会做噩梦的!

518
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,182
‪等等

519
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:09,355
‪你残余的趾头长出了脚趾甲?

520
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,150
‪医生说这是自然再生

521
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,402
‪我侄女说这是怪兽的脚

522
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,363
‪我给奇形怪物展寄了照片 他们不收

523
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,532
‪他们说看起来像辣酱花椰菜

524
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,451
‪人字拖对我来说是白日梦

525
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,453
‪我少了脚趾 根本穿不稳

526
00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,580
‪人字拖都不行啊

527
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:29,375
‪对不起 我们的任务比你的脚趾重要

528
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,939
‪好消息 我们找到丹麦哥了

529
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,818
‪坏消息是
‪他以化名被关在土耳其的一所监狱里

530
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,904
‪四年的刑期已经过去两年了

531
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,447
‪国务院已经尽力了

532
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,908
‪但土耳其政府没有理由帮我们

533
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,411
‪很好 他罪有应得
‪接下来我们启用B计划

534
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,747
‪没有B计划 他是我们唯一的选择

535
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,749
‪我们要帮他越狱

536
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,877
‪波拉监狱

537
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,298
‪情报显示
‪每天早上黎明时都会进行点名

538
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,217
‪所以一旦我们救出丹麦哥

539
00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:21,928
‪我们要在下一次点名之前和波罗会面

540
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,888
‪如果我们的朋友被发现失踪了

541
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,890
‪欧洲刑警会发布他的面部照片

542
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:28,476
‪几分钟内就能传遍欧洲各路警力

543
00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:31,604
‪不管用没用化名
‪丹麦哥的长相是很有特色的

544
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:32,772
‪波罗很快就会知道

545
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:36,400
‪卖给他小型核反应堆的人
‪应该还在蹲监狱

546
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,194
‪他会发现是陷阱 我们努力白费了

547
00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,822
‪另一个问题是 牢房不能没人

548
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,533
‪每天结束时
‪狱警会收集餐盘以防止虫害

549
00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:46,327
‪如果餐盘没从牢房门底下推出

550
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:47,870
‪狱警就会进来...

551
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,622
‪然后发现我们的人不见了

552
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,123
‪又是一样 越狱的消息传出去

553
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:54,377
‪波罗会发现是陷阱

554
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:57,839
‪所以有人必须去牢房里替他

555
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,593
‪鲁、阿尔登 我们需要你们去见面

556
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:05,596
‪你们离波罗最近的一次是在圭亚那

557
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,473
‪从30米高的直升机上向他开枪

558
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,641
‪他不了解你们的长相

559
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,811
‪所以你们
‪将充当丹麦哥的助手并提供支援

560
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,938
‪卢克、艾玛 你们最了解波罗

561
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:16,107
‪你们需要在那里待命 以防出现问题

562
00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,484
‪你们知道他的想法以及他会如何反应

563
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,988
‪为什么不叫萨拉查?
‪他刚在喀麦隆参与了监狱行动

564
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:22,905
‪他有任务

565
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:27,201
‪菲内利、杰克逊
‪麦克曼、张、罗兰也是

566
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,704
‪我们人手不够

567
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,164
‪我们需要你们尽快上飞机

568
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,167
‪我去监狱吧

569
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:36,836
‪我去吧

570
00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:39,297
‪什么?

571
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,384
‪-为什么不呢?
‪-巴里叔叔 监狱不安全

572
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:45,011
‪你有心脏病

573
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,179
‪你无法胜任这项工作

574
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:54,061
‪等等 为什么巴里做不了?

575
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:57,607
‪毕竟他也曾吊在直升机上
‪救了你和公主

576
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,943
‪他现在只是去蹲一天监狱而已

577
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:03,237
‪仅此而已

578
00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:04,238
‪我喜欢

579
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,074
‪丹麦哥足够精明
‪一旦我们救出他 他就不会再进监狱

580
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,577
‪但他也知道 如果他越狱被抓到了

581
00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:10,828
‪那惩罚就是死刑了

582
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:13,164
‪他只会和他信任的人合作越狱

583
00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,957
‪而且他和巴里以前共事过

584
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,376
‪-局长 我觉得这样不好...
‪-就这样定了

585
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,837
‪巴里去监狱 飞机35分钟后出发

586
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,383
‪这真是个馊主意

587
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,309
‪所以你想为蒂娜做70年代的男子汉?

588
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,853
‪这就是我的想法

589
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,065
‪-谢谢你支持我
‪-别谢我

590
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,859
‪你要是把任务搞砸了
‪你就只能当监狱舞后了

591
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,826
‪嘿 奥尔登
‪我想跟你谈谈你在订婚派对上的事

592
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,746
‪你眼神接触过久 还有不合适的接触

593
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,332
‪我在派对上没勾搭艾玛

594
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,250
‪我不是说勾搭艾玛 我是说卡特

595
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,252
‪我看到你盯着他看

596
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,797
‪你的握手比正常长了5秒

597
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,757
‪如果你是猫鼬

598
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,634
‪你就是相当于在他身上撒尿宣示主权

599
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,386
‪别否认

600
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,471
‪为了从多纳泰罗那里赢回我老婆

601
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:12,473
‪我也做了一样的事情

602
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:13,641
‪是前妻

603
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,645
‪别逼我

604
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:20,398
‪卢克 我喜欢艾玛

605
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:22,149
‪她很聪明很勇敢

606
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,235
‪但到此为止了 只是“喜欢”

607
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,447
‪如果你觉得我要搅黄两个要结婚的人

608
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:31,742
‪我只能说 没想到你狗眼看人低

609
00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:45,840
‪核反应堆还是安全的 一切都很好

610
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:49,510
‪不好意思

611
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,889
‪我这个月的最佳员工怎么样了?

612
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,016
‪我很好

613
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,475
‪没什么动静

614
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,895
‪不过双子配方的人来了

615
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,564
‪电视广告里的那些人?

616
00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:04,233
‪是的 他们在抱怨
‪你们获得的那些销售奖

617
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:06,235
‪他们想看你们的账本

618
00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:08,738
‪他们只是嫉妒罢了

619
00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:13,325
‪等他们发现我跟星球健身馆的新交易
‪估计要气死了

620
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,411
‪我们有一堆普拉提机要卖给他们

621
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,872
‪其实 我现在正在准备和他们开会

622
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:20,082
‪如果你不介意的话 我一会再打给你

623
00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:21,542
‪没问题

624
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:22,460
‪这就奇怪了

625
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:27,631
‪双子配方说他们
‪和星球健身有独家销售合约

626
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:30,718
‪嗯 相信我 他们合约还没确定

627
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:34,346
‪记住 做销售的 90%都要靠正面思考

628
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:36,766
‪好了 我要去忙了

629
00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:38,142
‪再见

630
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:39,894
‪好 谢谢 再见

631
00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:41,729
‪再见

632
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:47,735
‪对不起

633
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,238
‪让你听我对你母亲撒谎一定很奇怪

634
00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:53,324
‪这是工作嘛

635
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,536
‪但这不一定得是你的工作

636
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,122
‪如果你真的想跟卡特结婚

637
00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:03,459
‪那你可以考虑一份文职

638
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:06,212
‪负责后勤或类似的工作

639
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,798
‪这样对你们俩都好

640
00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:12,093
‪如果你可以回到过去重新选择
‪你会干文职吗?

641
00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:15,679
‪我才不信

642
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,057
‪一分钟后准备跳伞

643
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,896
‪巴里 你怎么还坐在那里?

644
00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:27,817
‪-你怎么能让我同意干这活?
‪-那你为什么要自告奋勇?

645
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:31,112
‪国安局小姐让巴里下面暗流涌动

646
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,196
‪哦 好样的

647
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,698
‪只要你喜欢某人 你就会开始紧张

648
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,033
‪然后做蠢事

649
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,494
‪注意点
‪你对巴里说的最后几句话别是刻薄的

650
00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,330
‪-最后几句话?
‪-巴里叔叔 过来 听着

651
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:48,671
‪如果你真的不想去 我可以代替你

652
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,341
‪-好吗?
‪-拜托你了

653
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,009
‪你没事了 可以解放了

654
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,720
‪去吧

655
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,430
‪不!让我出去!

656
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,307
‪-不错的诱饵加切换技
‪-我真是没想到

657
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,642
‪-其实我猜到了
‪-放松

658
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,727
‪把它想象成宝宝背带 好吗?

659
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,397
‪我当初总用这款背带抱着艾玛

660
00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:07,940
‪她只掉了一次

661
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:09,191
‪你没抱稳的次数多着呢

662
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,528
‪-很好
‪-很好

663
00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:13,529
‪-放轻松
‪-不!

664
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,031
‪-跳吧!表演时间到了!
‪-不!

665
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:21,787
‪哇

666
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,497
‪那真是不体面

667
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:25,332
‪好了 通讯器就绪了

668
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:28,794
‪蒂娜 跳伞队已经出发
‪你可以看到他们了

669
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:33,632
‪收到 他们以每小时
‪195公里的速度向目标降落

670
00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,176
‪巴里怎么样?

671
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,218
‪特别迫切出发

672
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:38,470
‪我只是担心他进不去监狱的管道

673
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,764
‪因为他的睾丸太大了

674
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:56,655
‪安全带解除 通讯器戴上

675
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,532
‪蒂娜 收到了吗?

676
00:35:58,532 --> 00:35:59,867
‪小狗在马厩里了

677
00:36:01,452 --> 00:36:03,120
‪抱歉 我希望我没有越权

678
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,998
‪我听到你和巴里这么说
‪我只是想试试

679
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,458
‪南瓜做成派了

680
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,084
‪好

681
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,586
‪我在看蓝图

682
00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:13,297
‪应该有一个
‪带圆顶风扇格栅的圆形通风口

683
00:36:20,471 --> 00:36:21,889
‪有一个大约2.5米的下降通道

684
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,515
‪然后管道就是水平的了

685
00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:26,018
‪提醒下我为什么你没法进去?

686
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:30,773
‪因为你营养不良、身材瘦小
‪可以像饼干面团一样挤进去

687
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:44,620
‪注意安全

688
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,291
‪对

689
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:55,673
‪你没事吧?

690
00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:58,801
‪(位置锁定)

691
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,844
‪你已经离开管道18米了

692
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,013
‪前方应该还有一个短下降通道

693
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:09,144
‪没那么短

694
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,398
‪坚持住 脑海里想着目标

695
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:13,941
‪一切都会没事的

696
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:15,943
‪其实 也没那么糟糕

697
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,946
‪你把这次的行动
‪当成《忍者神龟》就好了

698
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:22,533
‪恭喜 你到指定位置了

699
00:37:54,732 --> 00:37:55,774
‪嘿 丹麦哥

700
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:56,984
‪你最近如何?

701
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,779
‪很高兴见到你 你看起来很棒

702
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,990
‪-谢谢
‪-你一直都这么健壮

703
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,199
‪-谢谢
‪-天啊

704
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:07,119
‪-你看起来也很棒
‪-停下 别这样说了

705
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,204
‪-我变肥了
‪-站在这里

706
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,706
‪看看这魁梧的肩膀

707
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:13,834
‪是的 我最近在锻炼我的上部肌肉

708
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,961
‪我在监狱里为自己感到难过

709
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,672
‪所以我只好猛吃东西排解忧愁

710
00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:21,592
‪都说要戒糖戒碳水
‪结果呢?监狱里全是糖和碳水

711
00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:22,801
‪那是个信标吗?

712
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,303
‪还有一根工业蹦极绳

713
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:27,514
‪一个钩子 然后很快就有飞机来了

714
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:29,266
‪好

715
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,978
‪好了 等下会有一阵猛拉 知道吧?

716
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,438
‪我的天啊 等下...

717
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,284
‪新宿舍怎么样?

718
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:50,412
‪很有监狱范

719
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,041
‪在床底下找到了丹麦哥的违禁品

720
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,210
‪有什么需要征用的东西吗?

721
00:38:56,210 --> 00:39:01,465
‪只有几本杂志
‪还有一瓶伊丽莎白杜布雷的白莲花酒

722
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:04,051
‪还有一盒雷吉糖果

723
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,846
‪他们从1980年就没生产这种东西了

724
00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:10,224
‪看来丹麦哥真的什么都能搞到手

725
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:14,603
‪我得去忙了

726
00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:16,605
‪别搞砸了 小伙计

727
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,080
‪托盘没问题吧?

728
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,540
‪蒂娜

729
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:36,250
‪嘿

730
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,835
‪我给我们两人建了私人频道

731
00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:40,254
‪这样我们不必听到
‪卢克和艾玛之间的争吵

732
00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:43,215
‪我隔着胡椒博士的墙
‪都能听到他们在互相吼叫

733
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:47,594
‪对 他们的问题
‪比《体育画报》还层出不穷

734
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:52,141
‪如果你需要什么 我就在这里

735
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,684
‪事实上...

736
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,104
‪我需要有人陪伴

737
00:39:57,688 --> 00:39:59,440
‪我会一直陪你的

738
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,112
‪天啊!

739
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,949
‪-你好
‪-我以为你是丹麦人

740
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:09,867
‪我是的

741
00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:13,036
‪我去了安多弗读寄宿
‪我的英语、丹麦语都很流利

742
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:15,497
‪因为学校在马萨诸塞州安多弗
‪我也精通“白痴语”

743
00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:17,624
‪因为马萨诸塞州的每个人都会说

744
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:18,876
‪“汤姆布雷迪肯定有鹰”

745
00:40:18,876 --> 00:40:20,419
‪大概就是这个口音

746
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:21,962
‪老兄 最近好吗?

747
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:25,716
‪你是世界上最甜的丹麦小点心

748
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:27,384
‪得了吧 你真是疯狂

749
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,678
‪我应该把你泡在咖啡里

750
00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:30,762
‪你真是疯狂

751
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,140
‪-抱抱这个 变态
‪-天啊

752
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:36,268
‪天啊 太糟了

753
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,062
‪我很久没见过这么糟糕的东西了

754
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:42,065
‪我可是在土耳其监狱服了两年刑

755
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:45,068
‪-你的脚趾怎么了?
‪-我的脚趾怎么了?

756
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,863
‪你在婆罗洲的行动中打掉的

757
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,323
‪-对
‪-是你

758
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:51,158
‪我的枪走火了

759
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,702
‪我不喜欢用枪

760
00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:56,413
‪所以我才把枪给她
‪严格来说是你打中了自己的脚趾

761
00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,165
‪我觉得很糟糕

762
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,751
‪比一个有九个脚趾
‪和十个脚趾甲的人更糟糕?

763
00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:02,753
‪鲁 收回你的四趾大脚

764
00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:05,172
‪嘿 丹麦哥 我们有个提议

765
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,424
‪我们要你卖些东西给波罗波洛尼亚

766
00:41:07,925 --> 00:41:10,594
‪作为交换 你将获得自由

767
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:12,679
‪你可以去看看你从未见过的儿子

768
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,640
‪怎么样?

769
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,976
‪哇 那是我唯一一次草率行动

770
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,978
‪我当时着急回家
‪是因为格特鲁德在分娩

771
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,523
‪我在边境
‪因为携带假护照和违禁品被抓到

772
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:24,942
‪我那次的表现太业余了

773
00:41:24,942 --> 00:41:28,987
‪但对我来说
‪这次的自由意味着我第一次见到儿子

774
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,113
‪我同意你的提议

775
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,241
‪-好
‪-太好了 宝贝

776
00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:33,825
‪-丹麦哥万岁
‪-你最棒了

777
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,255
‪你讨厌海滩

778
00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:50,133
‪是因为你的身材不够健壮吗?

779
00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:52,386
‪双子配方健身用品

780
00:41:52,386 --> 00:41:55,806
‪不仅供应于
‪最好的酒店、水疗中心和度假村...

781
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:19,746
‪你好 我是欢乐健身馆的塔莉布鲁纳

782
00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:25,043
‪是的 我看到你们酒店
‪去年在我们这里买了26台机器

783
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,211
‪我就是...

784
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,006
‪我想确认一下它们是否都运作正常

785
00:42:29,006 --> 00:42:30,799
‪哦 你们太贴心了

786
00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:34,428
‪好吧 我必须单独联系分部经理

787
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:37,055
‪不过我们的总部没有收到任何投诉

788
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,183
‪但我真的很感谢你的跟进

789
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,644
‪如果你之后还需来电

790
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,605
‪你可以找塔米帕森斯接听

791
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:45,731
‪好 谢谢

792
00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:47,149
‪再见

793
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:49,985
‪(呼叫结束)

794
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,486
‪(警报)

795
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:52,821
‪我是麦金农

796
00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:55,907
‪总部知不知道卢克布鲁纳干员的前妻

797
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,659
‪受雇于他的伪装公司?

798
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,287
‪是的 她刚打电话给我

799
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:03,373
‪(来电:欢乐健身馆)

800
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,709
‪这可能是个问题

801
00:43:07,336 --> 00:43:09,504
‪欢迎致电超棒全面健身 我是菲奥娜

802
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:14,593
{\an8}‪(中情局希腊秘密安全屋)

803
00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:23,977
‪-我检查过了 这里很安全
‪-我们得双重检查

804
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,646
‪别这样 这肯定是因为戴安娜

805
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:27,856
‪戴安娜是谁?

806
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:32,486
‪几年前 我被派去希腊

807
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:34,571
‪我有过一段激情艳遇

808
00:43:35,072 --> 00:43:38,950
‪对方是希腊国情局的美女干员戴安娜

809
00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:42,371
‪但我们还是被迫分手了

810
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:43,955
‪-二交法则
‪-二交法则

811
00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:46,208
‪二交法则是什么?

812
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,293
‪任何中情局干员

813
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,254
‪跟一个外国人在一起有过两次以上

814
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:52,547
‪亲密或连续的接触

815
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,257
‪都必须报告关系

816
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:56,593
‪要填的文件可多了

817
00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:58,178
‪戴安娜伤心欲绝

818
00:43:58,178 --> 00:44:00,097
‪她对我很着迷 我不怪她

819
00:44:00,097 --> 00:44:01,932
‪很多女人都对我着迷

820
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:05,852
‪但我可以告诉你
‪这里的一切都有戴安娜的痕迹

821
00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,979
‪装着石竹花的花瓶

822
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,691
‪冰箱里装满了我最喜欢的希腊啤酒

823
00:44:10,691 --> 00:44:13,360
‪石竹花在地中海随处可见

824
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,321
‪而你最喜欢的啤酒
‪恰好是希腊最受欢迎的

825
00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:17,989
‪这么自恋?

826
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,701
‪那为什么安全屋偏偏正对着

827
00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:22,494
‪我和戴安娜去的满是跳蚤的客栈

828
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,913
‪我们用希腊式激情做爱了12个小时

829
00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:26,707
‪12个小时?

830
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,000
‪我以为你们只允许有两次性行为

831
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,046
‪我们能专心完成任务吗?

832
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,675
‪我们任务的时间非常紧张

833
00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:39,136
‪如果我们搞砸了 波罗就逃之夭夭了

834
00:44:39,136 --> 00:44:41,596
‪而巴里就成了我们的监狱笔友了

835
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,098
‪所以这里是安全的吗?

836
00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:44,683
‪我已经说过了 是的

837
00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:45,892
‪那我们开始工作吧

838
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:52,107
‪你打电话给波罗 尽早和他会面

839
00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:54,860
‪好 我得去看看我的通讯簿

840
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,278
‪你有一个坏人通讯簿?

841
00:44:56,278 --> 00:44:59,030
‪我的客户使用一种安全电话服务

842
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,533
‪它的算法能够根据日期

843
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,077
‪每三天更改一次电话号码

844
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:07,122
‪只有我和其他几个大人物知道这算法

845
00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,540
‪我喜欢数学

846
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,292
‪很好 但我不能告诉你

847
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,502
‪如果算法的秘密泄露了

848
00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:14,880
‪我就失业了 那我就买不起尿片了

849
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,008
‪而你需要尿片 因为你是个蠢巨婴

850
00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:20,469
‪已经输入密码了 现在我们等就好了

851
00:45:21,178 --> 00:45:22,596
‪但愿不要太久

852
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,476
‪二交法则?

853
00:45:27,476 --> 00:45:30,562
‪-在丹麦 他们规定是四次
‪-得了吧

854
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:31,980
‪斯堪的纳维亚人

855
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:36,067
‪嘿 我可以借此机会洗个澡

856
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,944
‪换上普通人的衣服吗?

857
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:39,780
‪我闻起来满是土耳其监狱的臭味

858
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,364
‪-嘿 专心点 好吗?
‪-对

859
00:45:42,032 --> 00:45:43,742
‪电话来了 喂?

860
00:45:44,451 --> 00:45:45,327
‪丹麦哥

861
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,205
‪你这个野人 你躲在哪里?

862
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:51,917
‪我在希腊 阿罗哈

863
00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:56,171
‪言归正传 我有一个小型核反应堆

864
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:57,714
‪我听说你正在找这个

865
00:45:57,714 --> 00:45:59,549
‪你挺会抓住最新趋势嘛

866
00:46:00,342 --> 00:46:01,468
‪这就是我喜欢你的原因

867
00:46:01,468 --> 00:46:02,886
‪这是大家都喜欢我的原因

868
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,805
‪全体一致同意

869
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:07,098
‪我从没见过一个不喜欢我的人

870
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,351
‪不管怎样 我有你要的小型核反应堆

871
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:12,229
‪如果你能在10小时内
‪在土耳其边境接我

872
00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:14,189
‪我的要价是500万美元

873
00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:15,524
‪价钱非常合理

874
00:46:15,524 --> 00:46:17,901
‪我需要在短时间内打通很多关系

875
00:46:17,901 --> 00:46:19,402
‪早上7点吧

876
00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:23,073
‪听起来很好 谢谢

877
00:46:23,073 --> 00:46:25,450
‪我会告诉你一个适合我的地点

878
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,410
‪你总是很靠谱 丹麦哥

879
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,037
‪我们很快再谈

880
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:39,339
‪我知道我应该说《对话》

881
00:46:39,339 --> 00:46:42,259
‪但《迷雾追魂》是我百看不厌的

882
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:44,594
‪天啊 伊斯特伍德在里面演得太棒了

883
00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:46,596
‪你说的都是我的最爱

884
00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:55,313
‪你听到尖叫声了吗?

885
00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:57,023
‪是的

886
00:46:58,441 --> 00:46:59,568
‪你在那里还好吗?

887
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:02,696
‪说实话?

888
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:08,118
‪我害怕狭小的空间

889
00:47:08,118 --> 00:47:10,245
‪潮湿的空间、黑暗的空间

890
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:11,955
‪以及封闭的空间

891
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,668
‪我是为了你才来这儿的

892
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:20,297
‪为了我?

893
00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:22,382
‪你知道的 你是团队的新人

894
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:25,844
‪我想以高级特工身份给你留个好印象

895
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:27,804
‪巴里

896
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,808
‪你不需要
‪为了给我留下深刻印象而去监狱

897
00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:35,020
‪你是中情局的头号情报官
‪你有着我梦寐以求的工作记录

898
00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:38,356
‪更别说你聪明、幽默

899
00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:40,650
‪贴心

900
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:42,736
‪你不会有事的

901
00:47:42,736 --> 00:47:46,615
‪假装我在你身边 好吗?

902
00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:47,532
‪好

903
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:50,785
‪蒂娜?

904
00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:54,456
‪谢谢你

905
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,375
‪往上抬 往里推

906
00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,085
‪糟了

907
00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:02,923
‪(来电:卡特珀尔默特)

908
00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:10,722
‪宝贝儿 我不想跟你再吵一架

909
00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:14,559
‪但这只是
‪未来你要拒接的一百万个来电之一

910
00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:17,729
‪你必须和卡特说的一百万个谎言之一

911
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,192
‪能等到我们送完核装置之后再谈吗?

912
00:48:22,192 --> 00:48:25,445
‪胡椒博士说我们应该沟通

913
00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,197
‪我想告诉你

914
00:48:27,197 --> 00:48:30,617
‪我认为你的婚姻是建立在欺骗之上的

915
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:32,369
‪和他结婚是个很大的错误

916
00:48:32,369 --> 00:48:35,038
‪你会后悔 卡特也会后悔

917
00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,416
‪等卡特发现真相后 他会感到绝望

918
00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:42,212
‪你应该听听
‪他在塔莉奇女号上是怎么说你的

919
00:48:43,505 --> 00:48:45,548
‪我是说 他很爱你

920
00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:50,095
‪-为什么卡特去了你的船?
‪-那不是船 是游艇

921
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:54,015
‪我们只是来了一次休闲游艇旅行

922
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,309
‪你知道的 聊一聊 互相了解

923
00:48:56,309 --> 00:49:00,063
‪还有 我还问了他

924
00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:02,190
‪为什么他没有向我征求
‪和你结婚的许可

925
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:03,191
‪什么?

926
00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:05,652
‪他为什么要获得你的批准?

927
00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,320
‪我又不是你的财产

928
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,030
‪我不是你要出让的东西

929
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,699
‪卡特就是这么说的

930
00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:13,118
‪-我的天啊
‪-我听着挺有道理

931
00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:15,161
‪我同意你们俩的说法

932
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,747
‪我发现他是个好人

933
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:21,292
‪他只是不适合你

934
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,336
‪至少和你过的生活不相融

935
00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,713
‪这不是重点

936
00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:27,424
‪如果你想谈这件事 你直接来找我

937
00:49:27,424 --> 00:49:28,717
‪我和谁结婚不关你的事

938
00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:32,053
‪我不知道我该不该嫁给他 我...

939
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:34,431
‪我不知道 你一直在告诉我要做什么

940
00:49:34,431 --> 00:49:36,766
‪我怎么抽出时间去思考?

941
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,319
‪你知道吗?我们真的不应该一起合作

942
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,488
‪我们他喵的完蛋了

943
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:55,827
‪我要这个地区
‪所有犯罪活动的完整摘要

944
00:49:55,827 --> 00:49:59,205
‪偷车贼、兜风犯罪、汽车销赃店

945
00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:01,374
‪任何你们能找到的信息 现在就给我

946
00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:05,003
‪蒂娜 联络国防部
‪让他们启动辐射探测系统

947
00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:07,172
‪任何辐射都可能来自我们的反应堆

948
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:09,799
‪-是的 长官
‪-我们的小型核反应堆里有铀-237

949
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,761
‪追踪那个特征 我们也许能找到

950
00:50:12,761 --> 00:50:14,262
‪各位 我一直在想

951
00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:16,973
‪这可能是戴安娜在背后搞鬼

952
00:50:17,891 --> 00:50:20,643
‪我们没有核反应堆
‪现在怎么和波罗交易?

953
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,437
‪所以我们必须推迟会面

954
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:25,398
‪我觉得波罗会对临时的变化感到怀疑

955
00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:26,357
‪不知道跟他说啥

956
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,402
‪就说你在塞浦路斯
‪为一位客户运送生物制剂

957
00:50:29,402 --> 00:50:31,821
‪但你的一个手下生病了
‪所以你认为可能有泄漏

958
00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,490
‪你请了医生来监控症状

959
00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:35,825
‪但你在等测试结果
‪看你是遭受了核辐射

960
00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:38,703
‪还是你的症状只是心理作用而已

961
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:41,831
‪为我们争取一些时间

962
00:50:42,499 --> 00:50:43,792
‪未来要撒一百万个谎言?

963
00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,168
‪我想我能搞定

964
00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:52,467
‪我只是在跟进你们这一季度的需求

965
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,803
‪我是打对了号码吧?

966
00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:56,846
‪你们请款单上的号码一直无人接听

967
00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:59,641
‪所以我直接打你们酒店网站上的号码

968
00:50:59,641 --> 00:51:00,642
‪谢谢

969
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,236
‪喂?

970
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:17,408
‪当然

971
00:51:19,536 --> 00:51:20,745
‪我现在就来

972
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:31,381
‪-他推迟会面了 30分钟
‪-就这样?

973
00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:33,591
‪他不在乎你可能引发传染病暴发?

974
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:37,470
‪他说吃两片阿司匹林
‪让我尽我所能迈着狗腿奔过来

975
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:42,851
‪他说他为核反应堆
‪能在国际边界上转移求了很多人帮忙

976
00:51:42,851 --> 00:51:44,769
‪并处理了大量运输问题

977
00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,437
‪他态度挺差的

978
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:48,690
‪也许你应该打掉他的脚趾头

979
00:51:48,690 --> 00:51:51,693
‪我感觉不妙 本来变数就很多了

980
00:51:51,693 --> 00:51:54,154
‪等我们找到反应堆的时候
‪如果能找到的话

981
00:51:54,154 --> 00:51:57,782
‪监狱就开始早晨的点名了
‪巴里会陷入困境的

982
00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,325
‪我来做决定吧

983
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,661
‪我觉得我们应该停止行动

984
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:02,871
‪把巴里从监狱里换出来

985
00:52:02,871 --> 00:52:04,330
‪卢克 不要

986
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:08,626
‪这里有超过900名囚犯
‪每天的检查是随机的

987
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,420
‪没准他们来我的牢房之前

988
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:13,464
‪你已经找到了反应堆
‪与波罗会面 然后来接我了

989
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,466
‪我很感激 但我们必须适可而止

990
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,553
‪如果你不阻止波罗
‪核武器可以杀死数百万人

991
00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:21,222
‪多数人的需求胜过少数人的需求

992
00:52:21,222 --> 00:52:22,932
‪你终于像个男人一样说话了

993
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:26,269
‪那是《星际迷航II:可汗之怒》
‪斯波克说的

994
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,146
‪快点带我离开这里吧

995
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:32,275
‪这比我想象的还要复杂
‪我感觉有点不舒服

996
00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:34,360
‪对 你脸色看起来不太好

997
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,570
‪来 厕所在那边

998
00:52:36,529 --> 00:52:38,740
‪用冷水洗把脸就好了

999
00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:40,700
‪就在那里

1000
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:44,954
‪我们不会让
‪巴里叔叔留在监狱 对吧?

1001
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,039
‪当然不会

1002
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:49,000
‪据我们所知
‪狱警首先就是检查他的牢房

1003
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,668
‪我们得把巴里从监狱里换出来

1004
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,212
‪一个幼稚男人也不能落下

1005
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,089
‪但如果巴里叔叔出来 他的牢房空了

1006
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,926
‪在我们抓到波罗之前
‪他可能会先知道这个消息

1007
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,596
‪我们违背对丹麦哥的承诺
‪把他送回监狱吧

1008
00:53:02,597 --> 00:53:03,681
‪听得我都硬起来了

1009
00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:06,601
‪在我们寻找反应堆的时候

1010
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,102
‪鲁将负责用丹麦哥换回巴里

1011
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,938
‪没有丹麦哥 我们怎么跟波罗见面?

1012
00:53:09,938 --> 00:53:12,774
‪我们变通 你假扮成丹麦哥的同伙

1013
00:53:12,774 --> 00:53:13,983
‪来自丹麦的同伙?

1014
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:15,652
‪我们需要丹麦哥做的主要工作

1015
00:53:15,652 --> 00:53:17,487
‪就是安排会面 而这已经完成了

1016
00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:20,573
‪只要波罗出现
‪并且没有听到丹麦哥逃跑的风声

1017
00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:22,158
‪这事就能成

1018
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,579
‪-我支持你
‪-这是我们唯一的选择

1019
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,915
‪我等不及要把消息告诉他了

1020
00:53:28,915 --> 00:53:30,917
‪行了 丹麦哥 我们得谈谈

1021
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:32,710
‪丹麦哥?

1022
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,172
‪丹麦哥!

1023
00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,677
‪(你们改变交易了)

1024
00:53:44,973 --> 00:53:47,308
‪我真的很讨厌那个傻叉

1025
00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:47,428
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