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- I'm up for this.
- Yeah?
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I'm so up for this, right now.
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Can we go...
get on with the show?
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I'm ready. I'm ready, dude.
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- Put the phone down, then, please.
- Okay, Daddy.
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All right, are you guys ready?
[Sharon] Yeah, ready.
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Let's believe.
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[Jack] We maybe
the first family of darkness,
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but not all of us are true
believers in the paranormal.
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We wanna believe.
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- Has a ghost ever been caught on film?
- Yes.
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[Jack] And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.
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- [Sharon] Yeah.
- I think you're starting to believe.
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She believes.
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[Jack]
Whoa! What is happening?
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Oh, God, no!
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- All right, how we doing?
- Good.
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Here we are,
back in the basement.
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We call this
the energy basement because
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it just fills us
with so much energy.
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[Sharon] Shut up.
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We're gonna start off today
with a bit of a good one.
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- Go on, then.
- But first,
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I would like to show you this
Mel Meter, right here.
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- [Sharon] Yes.
- This is one of the handy dandy ghost hunting tools.
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The way this works is that
it emits, like, a net--
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- Around it.
- If you will, a dome shape. If something comes near it,
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or touches it,
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it will trigger.
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There is also this... it's got a
reading right here called the...
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- 'Cause you used this with Kelly.
- Yes.
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- Yes, it was going nuts.
- This is the one we had the conversation with.
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I've lost you, haven't I?
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Maybe...
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it's a demonic entity
draining your energy.
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- Just like me.
- I think we need to do the next episode in a garden.
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I think a nice garden
with fresh air
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and lovely lemonade.
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Mmm-hmm.
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The gentleman that
invented that,
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his daughter died in a car
crash and he invented it--
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- As a way to communicate with her.
- With her.
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So, now that you know
what a Mel Meter is,
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I've got some good poltergeist
activity, for you on this one.
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You like poltergeist clips,
right?
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- Daddy does.
- Yeah.
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[Jack] This one comes to us
from Shrewsbury in England,
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at a haunted railway station
where allegedly
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18 people died in a train crash.
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Creepy stuff. [gasps]
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[electronic whirring]
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[Jack] Keep an eye on the
chair, in the upper left hand corner.
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[man] I think I just heard
"dead".
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Are you dead?
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[crackling of static]
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- Did you die--
- No.
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[Jack] They've got
a ghost box type thing.
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[man] The whole room
just freaking shook.
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- [man 1] What was that?
- [man 2] I don't know.
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[man 1] This whole room
just freaking shook.
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- [man 2] Sure rumbled--
- [man 1] What was that?
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[man 2] I don't like this, bro.
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[rumbling]
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Drawers were closing.
Table moved.
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I see that the chair moved.
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[man] Not a signal.
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[Sharon] Shut up.
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[man] Not a signal doing this.
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[Jack] They're filming this teddy
bear because it's actually been rigged
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to have a Rem pod inside of it.
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So they're almost using it
like a trigger object.
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[man] Stuart, I don't know
what the hell is going on.
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[Jack] I want a Mel Meter bear.
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[man] The room is filling
with EMF like no tomorrow.
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[Jack] I'm gonna put one
in my bear.
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Oh, I understand now what
you're saying. That is a--
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- It has one of these inside the bear.
- Inside the bear.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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What did you say?
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The bear is one of those.
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It's disguised as a teddy bear.
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- [Ozzy] Okay.
- [Jack] Hmm.
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I missed the chair.
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- You didn't see the chair move?
- No. I didn't.
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Watch.
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[Ozzy] You know...
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[man] This whole room just
freaking shook.
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They point the camera
at the chair that moves.
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[Jack] Watch.
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[man] What the hell?
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[Jack] Here it is again
in slow motion.
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Whatever it was,
it was scary enough
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to send this team of
ghosthunters, running for their lives.
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- See it?
- [both] Yeah.
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But he is...
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You're saying it's a bit
too coincidental?
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Bit stringy.
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Bit stringy, Jack.
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It's too
convenient 'cause it's so...
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It's in a [bleep] house
and it's...
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just so happens to be
pointing the camera at a chair.
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And I would have been impressed
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if the chair was thrown
across the room.
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- [Jack] Picked it up and smashed it over their head?
- Yeah.
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All right, how do we rate this
on the Woogie Boogie scale?
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No, Jackie, that's a onie.
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A onie?
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It's a onie with a bit of wire
wrapped around the chair and yanked.
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One.
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I liked this one.
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I mean, do you feel like the
possible train accident is...
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No, we don't think this place
is... You're saying flat out...
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Doesn't matter 18 people
died in a train crash?
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No, no.
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I feel like 18 people
in a train crash is,
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kind of a low number.
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I think it's a high number,
Jack. A lot of bloody people.
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- One's a [bleep] high number.
- True.
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- Do you believe in poltergeist activity?
- Yeah.
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Okay, oh. Mom?
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I think they're, like,
trapped spirits between
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here and there kind of thing.
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Kind of like Doug's breath.
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Dog's breath smells like
a trapped spirit.
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Dog's breath is
in a league of its own.
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Dog's breath's a military--
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- A military ground of destruction.
- Weapons grade...
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- We're gonna be sending
him to-- - Point him towards...
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Oh! And they'll come
out of the sky.
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Argh.
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His breath is like something
from Game Of Thrones.
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Isn't it? Medieval breath.
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Next one, Jack.
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All right, this next one gained
a lot of attention worldwide
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and was covered in news
broadcasts across the globe.
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This is a video captured on
a security camera,
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from the Cato bar in
Chinatown district of Singapore.
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Uh, it's really kind of creepy.
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There's a lot
that kinda goes on.
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You're gonna see a stool
mysteriously wobble, fall to the ground
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and what looks like some kind
of creature run out of the bar.
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I don't know what it is. I
don't know if this is a cryptid.
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I don't know if this is a ghost.
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But whatever the hell,
it was caught on camera.
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All right, check this out.
This one is actually really cool.
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[Jack] Some people
are just hanging at the bar,
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- doing their thing.
- [Sharon] Okay.
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[Jack] Look.
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[Sharon] Oh, dear.
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[Jack] It's, like...
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- What?
- [Jack] That stool. Watch it. It's moving.
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- [Jack] It's wobbling back and forth.
- [Sharon] Yeah.
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[Jack] Now, look how much
that's wobbling.
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Wow.
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[Jack] Falls.
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They go, "What the [bleep]?"
And now watch the door.
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[Ozzy] Oh, watching. Look.
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You do get a lot of spirits
in a bar. Don't you?
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[laughing]
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- [Sharon] Look, slow motion.
- Zing!
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[Jack] Look.
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- [Ozzy] Actually it's pretty interesting.
- [Sharon] It is.
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- [Jack] That's a weird one, right?
- [Sharon] It is.
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All right, so this video was
viewed over 275,000 times.
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People online for the most part,
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are accepting this is evidence
of the paranormal.
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So what are your reactions?
What do we think?
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- I give it an eight.
- You give that one an eight?
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Yeah, I would too.
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Two eights. I'm gonna make
that a three eighter.
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So, we've three eights.
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If this was fake,
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how do you think
they went about it?
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Oh, I haven't got a clue.
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Not unless it was,
like, fish wire.
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Yeah, I think maybe
a fish wire on the stool,
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but that figure running
past them,
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only other thing
I though it could be is,
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like, a cat running out. But
it looks like it's on two legs.
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- It does look like the way it's moving there.
- Yeah.
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It doesn't look like an animal.
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'Cause I thought an animal
or something. Maybe a big rat.
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But it's not that way.
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Let's go to the next one.
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[Jack] Ah, we have a real
poltergeist activity caught in school.
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We know you love a good
school poltergeist, Dad.
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- In Southampton, England.
- Yeah.
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- This is a real poltergeist caught on camera.
- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
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Now this school is now a museum.
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Many employees believe
the facility is haunted
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and have witnessed
seeing a ghost.
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We're about to watch a
couple try to communicate with
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whatever the [bleep]
is haunting the museum.
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[Jack] So, here are
the ghosthunters
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that were brought in
to investigate the school,
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after many employees reported
seeing apparitions of children.
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This one's weird.
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Hannah.
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Just screw right back.
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- [Sharon] This was done at night?
- No, it's in the day.
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Oh, 'cause his eyes look weird.
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If there's any children here, make
a massive banging noise, please.
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[Jack] Watch this.
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[Sharon] That's the door.
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[Jack] Whatever it was,
it slammed the door shut,
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even though a brick
was propping the door open.
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[Sharon] That's the door.
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Somebody's behind
the [bleep] door.
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Could it be someone
behind the door? Yes.
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Hundred percent.
Do I think it is?
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- Is that what it is?
- That's all there is?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, bloody hell.
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Somebody behind the
[bleep] door.
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Why did they only show
this little bit?
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Because that's the only
bit of evidence they captured.
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I was expecting the beads to
go and the chair to move...
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The blackboard
to start scribbling...
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They can't all be that terrifyingly
active school in Ireland.
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With [bleep] flies around.
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What do we think?
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I think it was a breeze.
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It shook the poster on the wall
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and then it slammed the door.
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'Cause it was all that side
of the room.
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So I think a breeze,
a gust of wind came in--
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I think somebody in the room,
behind the [bleep] door.
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Argh.
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I do think it's possible it could
have been a breeze. But the brick?
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I don't know.
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I mean it would have been
a strong gust.
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If someone was behind the door
and shoved the door,
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I think the brick would move.
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[Jack laughing] Fair enough.
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So, Woogie Boogie scale what?
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One.
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Oh, [bleep] sake.
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- Let's see if there's any spirits down here.
- Let's see.
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- Come on.
- Anything?
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Oh, it's actually pretty...
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pretty quiet in here, Doug.
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Any spirits in your ass? No.
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We have some UFOs now.
243
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- [Sharon] Oh, my Lord.
- [Ozzy] Ball lightning.
244
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Not ball lightning.
245
00:10:46,923 --> 00:10:49,357
This is very mystifying.
246
00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:51,926
This clip is actually
pretty [bleep] crazy.
247
00:10:51,928 --> 00:10:53,761
This guy is in the middle
of the desert in Jordan.
248
00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:57,098
There's this witch that haunts
this old structure.
249
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I know a good witch hunt
when I see it. Go on.
250
00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:07,775
- Hi.
- Good morning.
251
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- How we doing?
- Great.
252
00:11:10,013 --> 00:11:12,046
Are we willing to believe today?
253
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Trying to be willing to believe.
254
00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:22,190
All right, we have
255
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some UFOs now.
We're changing it up.
256
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Okay.
257
00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:28,763
- You know I watch a lot of things about UFOs?
- Mmm-hmm.
258
00:11:28,765 --> 00:11:32,033
It's some pretty compelling
loads of [bleep].
259
00:11:32,035 --> 00:11:34,902
But there is some stuff,
that you go,
260
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,871
- "Maybe that's real."
- 100%.
261
00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:39,373
Especially the one
with the military plane.
262
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,075
There is nothing better
than that footage.
263
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:44,846
That's kind of the holy grail
right now, is the military stuff.
264
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:46,714
Now, these next few clips,
265
00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:48,683
they all look very similar.
266
00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:51,986
So I don't know if this is some
strange phenomenon which is occurring
267
00:11:51,988 --> 00:11:54,989
all over the world or if it's
some kind of craft
268
00:11:54,991 --> 00:11:56,691
which is traveling
all across the world.
269
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Let's give it a look.
270
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- [Jack] Look at that.
- [Sharon] Oh, my Lord.
271
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Not ball lightning.
272
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:08,269
The way that's traveling.
Oh, my Lord.
273
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,005
That looks pretty impressive.
274
00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:13,274
Wow!
275
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:17,011
[Ozzy] If it was ball lightning,
it would be a lot more round.
276
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It wouldn't be curved.
277
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,150
But that one
is an interesting one.
278
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:23,718
It's a big deal, that one.
279
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,788
- See the military drones.
- Mmm-hmm.
280
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,156
Some people thought
it was skydivers,
281
00:12:28,158 --> 00:12:30,458
with flares on them.
282
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,959
- [Ozzy] It could be.
- Yeah.
283
00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:35,062
[Sharon] Let's see the one...
284
00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:39,967
[Jack] It kinda spins,
it looks like.
285
00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:41,335
[Sharon] Oh, that picture--
286
00:12:49,011 --> 00:12:50,244
You believe?
287
00:12:50,712 --> 00:12:53,080
I believe they come out.
288
00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:56,851
I think this is very mystifying.
289
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,820
- [Jack] Mystifying, you say?
- Yeah.
290
00:12:58,822 --> 00:12:59,453
[Ozzy] Seven.
291
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,823
Seven, okay.
292
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:04,458
- I'll give it an eight.
- An eight on the Woogie Boogie.
293
00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,094
- Okay.
- Moving swiftly along.
294
00:13:07,963 --> 00:13:11,098
The next two we have are
similar to the Venezuela one.
295
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,734
It looks like whatever craft
or whatever the hell that is.
296
00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:15,736
Went over Russia, too.
297
00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:18,005
- It looks like it visited Russia at some point.
- Okay.
298
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,407
In Volgograd. I've been there.
299
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,378
[Ozzy] Oh, it's coming.
300
00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:30,218
That's pretty...
301
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:34,121
There is lot of them up there,
[bleep] you know.
302
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,128
Yeah, they don't have balloons
in Russia. Balloons are too happy.
303
00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:50,071
What do we think?
304
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:52,240
What do we give that one
on the Woogie Boogie?
305
00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:55,109
[Ozzy] That's pretty compelling.
306
00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:57,445
- [Ozzy] Seven.
- [Jack] I'll take a seven any day.
307
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,815
Do you think it's multiple UFOs
308
00:14:00,817 --> 00:14:02,383
or do you think it's one big
one with a bunch of lights?
309
00:14:02,851 --> 00:14:03,484
I don't know.
310
00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:06,721
- Either or.
- Okay.
311
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:10,124
- It could be military or UFOs.
- What does Elvis think?
312
00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:14,028
Oh, what do you say, my baby?
313
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:15,429
He's not saying a lot.
314
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:18,099
What would you do if you saw
that? Would you film it? Would you...
315
00:14:18,101 --> 00:14:21,002
Absolutely, yeah. I would be jumping
up and down like a lunatic. [laughs]
316
00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:25,006
- I would give it more than a glance.
- Yeah.
317
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,977
All right, this next one
comes to us from Rionegro,
318
00:14:29,979 --> 00:14:31,746
- Colombia.
- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
319
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:34,649
Uh, this is November, 2020.
320
00:14:34,651 --> 00:14:35,883
And similar kind of thing.
321
00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:39,186
It's a weird collection
of lights.
322
00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:42,356
Scattered UFOs, as we are
kind of labeling them.
323
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,326
[man speaking Spanish]
324
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,164
Look, same kind of thing.
325
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,768
[Ozzy] It's the same thing.
326
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,704
[Jack] Yeah. They look like
little electric lights in the sky
327
00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,806
- They're more separated, though.
- [Jack] Yes.
328
00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:01,976
This configuration
is much more separated.
329
00:15:03,045 --> 00:15:04,478
Yeah, like,
what the [beep] is that?
330
00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:07,281
'Cause you know,
you know, the...
331
00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,750
they just released footage
of the astronauts
332
00:15:09,752 --> 00:15:12,553
on Gemini...
333
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:17,158
and [beeps] zoom into it and you
can see the lights going around it.
334
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,393
- Really? They see something in space?
- Yeah.
335
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:22,563
[beep]
336
00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:25,866
Seeing all three of these
videos together, do you think it's...
337
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,902
Do you think it could be
the exact same thing,
338
00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:29,971
like, visiting different parts
of the world?
339
00:15:29,973 --> 00:15:33,674
Yeah. I don't think there's
aliens... robotics or sent
340
00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:36,077
from wherever.
341
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:37,878
They just observe us and
see what the hell we're doing.
342
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:42,717
[stammers] You can't never tell if
they are massive or they're small--
343
00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,385
- Yeah.
- -...the distance they are.
344
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:47,788
Again, it could be drones.
345
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,890
- You think drones?
- I think that's my word of the day actually.
346
00:15:49,892 --> 00:15:52,460
- I think it is. Yeah.
- It could be drones.
347
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:55,262
The lack of excitement
from the guy filming it.
348
00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:57,598
[in a dull voice] He's, like, "Uh,
there's weird lights above us."
349
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,665
Yeah.
350
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,002
Where does this fall
on the Woogie Boogie Scale?
351
00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,372
- [Ozzy] I'll give it a seven.
- You give that one a seven?
352
00:16:04,773 --> 00:16:06,507
[Jack] Yeah.
353
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:10,578
If an alien race landed
but it wasn't actually...
354
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,947
- it was, like, a robot that
came out-- - Mmm-hmm.
355
00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:15,616
Would you consider that
contact with an alien species?
356
00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:17,685
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah. I would.
357
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:20,021
Yeah. 'Cause it's like...
I mean, look at it like if,
358
00:16:20,023 --> 00:16:23,557
if an alien walked up to our
rover that just landed on Mars,
359
00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:26,427
- and just went...
- [whirring]
360
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:31,132
The alien would be, like, "What
kind of weird creatures are these?"
361
00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:36,837
I have a little bit of back
story to this next clip.
362
00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:41,175
This is Belgium,
June 14th, 2020.
363
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,744
This guy bought
a brand new telescope,
364
00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,946
and him and his telescope friend
365
00:16:45,948 --> 00:16:49,817
decided to, like, stay up all
night and, like, capture the moon,
366
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,719
through all its phases
over the night.
367
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:55,956
So he filmed a time lapse of the
moon as the sun started to rise at dawn.
368
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,025
All of a sudden when he looked
back at the footage,
369
00:16:58,027 --> 00:17:01,462
he noticed this strange object
flying into view.
370
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:02,797
It didn't look like a satellite,
371
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,799
it didn't look like
an aeroplane or a bird.
372
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:08,035
He even went online to see where
the International Space Station was
373
00:17:08,037 --> 00:17:11,105
in relation to where he had
been pointing his telescope.
374
00:17:11,107 --> 00:17:13,974
Lo and behold,
it was nowhere near.
375
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:16,277
So, what the [beep] is this?
376
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,481
Look at that.
377
00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:21,916
[Ozzy] Space junk!
378
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,518
- I don't...
- Do satellites go that fast, Jacky?
379
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,120
They don't go that fast.
380
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:28,522
Not in my... No, I've seen
satellites and they don't...
381
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:32,993
[Ozzy stammering] Maybe this
could be out of the Earth's atmosphere.
382
00:17:32,995 --> 00:17:35,963
- [Ozzy] Just look the size of the [beep] moon?
- [Jack] Hmm.
383
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,966
Look at the size...
It's magnified
384
00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:41,902
So that could be space junk
or a satellite,
385
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:43,637
- going by, you know?
- Yeah.
386
00:17:43,639 --> 00:17:45,773
It's not the space station.
387
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:48,809
There is a chance it could
be a satellite, but it's...
388
00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:49,777
[Ozzy] Space junk!
389
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:52,113
So you think it's space junk?
390
00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:55,716
- I think it's either a satellite or space junk.
- [electrical buzzing]
391
00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:57,151
It's not alien, I don't think.
392
00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:58,352
Mom, what do you think it is?
393
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,956
Either space...
394
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:05,993
No.
Either a satellite or a UFO.
395
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:09,063
- Okay.
- Going home for its breakfast.
396
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:11,732
I don't know.
I think it's... [exhales]
397
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:13,734
No idea what that could be.
398
00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:17,605
It's definitely a UAP. It's an
Unknown Aerial Phenomenon.
399
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:18,539
Unexplained Aerial Phenomenon.
400
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:19,940
- Good footage.
- I... [clicks tongue]
401
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:23,477
I give that... Just for the
footage, I would give it an eight.
402
00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:28,115
- I'll give it seven, again.
- I'll give it seven too.
403
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,084
Seven on the Woogie Boogie.
Okay.
404
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:32,219
- Amen. Eights and sevens.
- [Sharon] I'll give it a seven.
405
00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:33,387
- Let's move on.
- Yeah.
406
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,261
Would you go up there, Jack?
407
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,962
[sighs] Okay.
408
00:18:41,964 --> 00:18:44,498
Probably not because
it's a two-year mission.
409
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,534
[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
410
00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:48,669
It takes seven months to get there,
you can't come back for a year 'cause...
411
00:18:48,671 --> 00:18:51,305
Yeah. It's a
two-and-a-half-year round trip
412
00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:54,475
and I just don't know if I would
wanna be away from home for that long.
413
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:58,145
- [Sharon] No.
- [Ozzy] But you gonna live on fake air for two years.
414
00:18:58,147 --> 00:19:01,015
Yeah.
I'd miss Doug and my kids.
415
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,883
[Ozzy] Kids.
416
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,985
[Jack] And my parents.
417
00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:06,954
I don't know. There's a
lot of drama around here.
418
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:09,089
Might give me some good.
[chuckles]
419
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,592
- Who's that?
- Oh, [beep].
420
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:13,661
Now it is scary.
[chuckles]
421
00:19:13,663 --> 00:19:16,463
All right. This next clip
is the witch hunt.
422
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:17,932
The screaming
was horrible, actually.
423
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,466
[Jack] Yeah.
424
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:22,469
[in sing-song voice] Little
Turkish street alien.
425
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:23,871
This one is just plain weird.
426
00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:26,040
I think it's
a load of old bollocks!
427
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,209
I think you're
a load of old bollocks.
428
00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:33,047
[Ozzy laughing]
429
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:35,583
All right, so here we are.
430
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:38,419
On another episode
of Osbournes Want to Believe.
431
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:41,155
And I'm trying to make
my parents believe even more.
432
00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:45,259
Uh, but my dad has mysteriously
turned into a dog named Doug.
433
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,094
Hey, Doug.
434
00:19:47,096 --> 00:19:50,164
You're a handsome boy.
Do you believe in ghosts?
435
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:52,733
Do you believe in Big Foot?
436
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:54,268
Do you believe in UFOs?
437
00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:58,072
Do you believe in Pukwudgies?
438
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:01,141
No. He doesn't give a [beep].
439
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,814
[Ozzy laughing]
440
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:08,682
All right. Drumroll, please.
441
00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:10,651
Are you ready to play
one of my favorite games,
442
00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:12,286
on Osbournes Want to Believe?
443
00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:17,725
[Jack] It's time for
Celebrity Time Traveler.
444
00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:20,194
Remember when we discussed
the theories about celebrities
445
00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,396
that have actually
been time travelers?
446
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,798
It's um, what's his face?
447
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,034
- Johnny Depp.
- [bell dinging]
448
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,969
Well, we're gonna
revisit that topic again
449
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:30,404
and we're gonna
play the same game.
450
00:20:31,139 --> 00:20:32,539
[sighs wearily] Okay.
451
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:36,777
There is a theory that celebrities
have the ability to time travel.
452
00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:39,313
So, take a look at these photos.
453
00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:40,881
Who does that look like?
454
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:44,151
- Michael Jackson.
- Oh, Michael Jackson.
455
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:46,086
- [bell dinging]
- [Jack] That didn't take much.
456
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,721
[Jack] That's definitely MJ.
457
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:50,858
That is definitely
Michael Jackson.
458
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:55,696
But he may have used that photo
to say, "I want to look like this."
459
00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:57,564
[Ozzy] That is the real Michael.
460
00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,466
- Look at the shirt, the hat.
- [Sharon] That's not--
461
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,935
The shirt, the hat.
It's [beeping] identical.
462
00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:05,039
But the thing is, Michael
Jackson wasn't born like that.
463
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:07,274
- He made himself like that.
- Yeah.
464
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:10,110
- So you can't say.
- That's a good point.
465
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:10,911
That's true.
466
00:21:10,913 --> 00:21:12,446
Who's that?
467
00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,449
- I wouldn't know.
- [bell buzzes]
468
00:21:15,451 --> 00:21:16,884
Nicholas Cage.
469
00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:18,419
[clapping]
470
00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:22,156
[chuckles softly]
471
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:25,125
- Who's that?
- Oh! Now it is scary. [chuckles]
472
00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:26,894
Who's that?
473
00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:27,761
- Look.
- I don't know.
474
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:28,729
Steve Martin.
475
00:21:29,698 --> 00:21:31,899
- [Ozzy] Steve Martin!
- [Sharon] Shut up, Jack!
476
00:21:31,901 --> 00:21:33,967
[Sharon chuckling] This
is ridiculous.
477
00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:35,736
- Who's that?
- Elizabeth Taylor.
478
00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:37,071
- [bell buzzes]
- [Sharon] No.
479
00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:40,074
- It's Matt Damon with who I don't know.
- [bell dinging]
480
00:21:40,076 --> 00:21:41,809
- Yup, Matt Damon.
- [applauding]
481
00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:42,976
[Jack] That's [beep] crazy.
482
00:21:42,978 --> 00:21:45,012
[drawling] That looks
like Matt Damon.
483
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:46,947
So when was...
Who is that?
484
00:21:46,949 --> 00:21:47,915
I thought that was Matt Damon.
485
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:49,583
That is Matt Damon.
486
00:21:49,585 --> 00:21:51,985
And that's Matt Damon
but not Matt Damon.
487
00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:53,854
- [Ozzy] Huh?
- Oh, that's not Matt Damon?
488
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,656
That's time traveling
Matt Damon.
489
00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:58,058
- 1961.
- Oh, wow! The image.
490
00:21:58,060 --> 00:22:00,494
That's a really good one.
That's a good one.
491
00:22:00,496 --> 00:22:01,829
[drawling] It's a good
Matt Damon.
492
00:22:01,831 --> 00:22:04,732
Dad, can you say
[drawling] Matt Damon?
493
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:08,469
- Go on. All right, who are these people?
- That's the sex guy.
494
00:22:08,471 --> 00:22:10,204
- [bell buzzes]
- Uh...
495
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:12,573
- Sex guy? Hefner?
- Who is it?
496
00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:13,707
[Ozzy] The guy who...
497
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,342
- [Jack] Hugh Hefner.
- [Sharon and Ozzy] Playboy.
498
00:22:15,344 --> 00:22:16,977
- [Sharon] Okay.
- [Jack] All right, Hugh Hefner.
499
00:22:16,979 --> 00:22:19,613
- [Sharon]Yeah.
- [Jack] That's Hugh Hefner with the same look.
500
00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:22,015
- That's Taylor Swift. [chuckles]
- [Ozzy] Nothing like Swift.
501
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:24,918
- [Sharon] Oh you are just...
- [laughing]
502
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,720
You just stop this.
503
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:28,255
- That is...
- Who's that?
504
00:22:31,993 --> 00:22:34,561
- [all laughing]
- Anne Hathaway.
505
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,964
- [Ozzy] Oh, I like her.
- [Sharon] Oh, this is...
506
00:22:36,966 --> 00:22:39,066
- This is funny.
- [Ozzy] She's got a bigger mustache...
507
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,434
[Jack] This is so much fun.
508
00:22:42,203 --> 00:22:43,170
All right, who's that?
509
00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:44,772
Well, I wouldn't know.
510
00:22:44,774 --> 00:22:46,640
[Jack] Angry.
Angry child.
511
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:48,675
- Maisie Williams.
- [Sharon] She's a...
512
00:22:48,677 --> 00:22:51,945
- She's a great actress. Go on.
- [Jack] She killed the Night King.
513
00:22:51,947 --> 00:22:54,348
[Sharon] That I... Yeah,
it does look a bit like...
514
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,383
Go on.
515
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,452
All right, who's that?
516
00:22:58,454 --> 00:23:00,687
A little person in a cape.
517
00:23:00,689 --> 00:23:02,156
[Ozzy] [beeping] No.
518
00:23:02,158 --> 00:23:04,558
That's oddly similar.
They look similar.
519
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,759
Peter Dinklage.
520
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,961
Peter Dinklage in,
not in Game of Thrones
521
00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:09,563
but looking
like Game of Thrones.
522
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,932
Peter Dinklage, in real life.
523
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:15,102
Maybe he was such a good actor 'cause
he was just living out an old past life.
524
00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:17,404
- No way.
- All right, this guy?
525
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:20,808
- Who do we think?
- I've no idea.
526
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:23,177
Clearly he's got thyroid
problems. Look at those bulgy eyes.
527
00:23:23,179 --> 00:23:24,211
Yeah. Who is it?
528
00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:26,413
[Jack] Matthew Perry.
529
00:23:28,082 --> 00:23:30,951
- I can see that. I can see that.
- Yeah.
530
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,387
[Jack] Who's this?
It's a good one.
531
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,723
Jack Black.
[laughs]
532
00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:39,560
[Ozzy] Jack [beeps] Black.
Sorry.
533
00:23:39,562 --> 00:23:42,896
- It looks like Jack Black.
- Such a stretch, Jack.
534
00:23:42,898 --> 00:23:45,833
Who's this? You've got to get
this one. This is [beep] obvious.
535
00:23:45,835 --> 00:23:48,001
[alarm ticking]
536
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:53,707
[Jack] Alec Baldwin.
[Ozzy] Alec [beep] Baldwin?
537
00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:55,209
[all chuckling]
538
00:23:59,047 --> 00:24:00,714
All right. What do we think?
539
00:24:00,716 --> 00:24:02,716
I think it's a load
of old bollocks.
540
00:24:02,718 --> 00:24:04,518
I think you're a load
of old bollocks.
541
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,822
How dare you speak
to your mother that way here?
542
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,058
- I would-- - How many of
those do you think are real?
543
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:12,559
None of them.
544
00:24:12,561 --> 00:24:13,660
The Matt Damon was pretty good.
545
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:16,830
The Matt Damon was very good.
I have to say that.
546
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:20,667
I thought it was a pic
from a movie that he'd done.
547
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:22,870
But, um, that was very good.
548
00:24:22,872 --> 00:24:26,473
But listen, there's only
so many types of faces,
549
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:28,942
of course you're gonna
find resemblance.
550
00:24:28,944 --> 00:24:30,310
On the Woogie Boogie?
551
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,247
- Five.
- Five?
552
00:24:33,615 --> 00:24:35,716
I mean, come on.
553
00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:39,286
- Listen, it was just meant...
- Some of them were so far away.
554
00:24:39,821 --> 00:24:42,823
So there is a conspiracy
theory connected to this,
555
00:24:42,825 --> 00:24:46,994
and it is that celebs have access
to secret time-traveling abilities.
556
00:24:46,996 --> 00:24:48,195
Like, this is legit.
557
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,496
People in the deep dark web.
558
00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:51,632
It's called drugs.
559
00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:55,636
Because there's such obsession over
celebrities being involved in secret society
560
00:24:55,638 --> 00:24:57,838
- and they get a bunch of
access-- - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
561
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,874
What do you think was the
weirdest thing that someone said,
562
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,342
"Hey, come and try this out,"
563
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:05,879
or, like, "Now that you are famous
you can do this." What's the thing?
564
00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:09,650
Has anyone ever, like,
presented to you any kind of,
565
00:25:09,652 --> 00:25:10,951
- secret anything?
- Nope.
566
00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:14,888
Nobody'll tell me a secret
'cause they know I'll tell everyone.
567
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:18,458
Do you believe that there is a
secret group that controls Hollywood?
568
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,495
- Like a...
- [both] Yes, I do.
569
00:25:21,497 --> 00:25:27,134
And I think that there is also the sect of
billionaires that control America as well.
570
00:25:27,702 --> 00:25:29,035
I absolutely do.
571
00:25:29,470 --> 00:25:32,906
Who would you think is a part
of that secret Hollywood elite?
572
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:34,775
Like, would you say
it's, like, studio heads
573
00:25:34,777 --> 00:25:35,709
or do you think
it's known celebrities?
574
00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:39,846
[stammering] I got this theory,
575
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:43,984
that there's a government, but there's
a government that run the government.
576
00:25:43,986 --> 00:25:46,286
- [Jack] Mmm-hmm.
- It's not white...
577
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:48,589
- as black and white as you think.
- Yeah.
578
00:25:48,591 --> 00:25:50,791
Would you... In Hollywood,
579
00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:53,927
have you guys had the
experience of kind of seeing
580
00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,196
the controlling powers
in Hollywood?
581
00:25:56,198 --> 00:25:58,265
Mom may, I haven't.
582
00:25:58,499 --> 00:25:59,700
- No.
- No?
583
00:25:59,702 --> 00:26:00,934
- No.
- All right.
584
00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,036
I'm too low down the food chain.
585
00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:05,272
Hmm, interesting.
586
00:26:05,974 --> 00:26:07,140
All right.
Shall we move on?
587
00:26:07,142 --> 00:26:08,475
Yo, please do.
588
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:19,286
A lot people think that Beyonce
and Jay-Z are in the Illuminati.
589
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,520
Do you think that's real?
590
00:26:20,522 --> 00:26:22,656
- It wouldn't surprise me.
- Oh, they are...
591
00:26:22,658 --> 00:26:26,660
They are the category
of person I think would be.
592
00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:28,795
- Yeah.
- I'm not saying they are,
593
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,264
but you have to be on
that level, you know, like,
594
00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:32,766
the old man's a billionaire.
595
00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,735
- She's, like...
- A billionaire.
596
00:26:34,737 --> 00:26:37,571
She's queen, you know,
she absolutely is.
597
00:26:37,573 --> 00:26:39,773
- So I would imagine that.
- She's beautiful.
598
00:26:39,775 --> 00:26:41,675
- She's divine.
- She said I was handsome once.
599
00:26:41,677 --> 00:26:43,877
Did she?
Yes. At the Grammy's.
600
00:26:43,879 --> 00:26:45,679
- She said, "Oh you're very handsome."
- [exclaims]
601
00:26:45,681 --> 00:26:48,882
- [Sharon] She's very nice.
- I was flattered.
602
00:26:48,884 --> 00:26:53,453
The only thing scarier than this
lake monster might be its name.
603
00:26:53,455 --> 00:26:55,255
Hu...
604
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:57,190
[mumbling]
605
00:27:00,962 --> 00:27:02,462
[Ozzy laughing]
606
00:27:08,903 --> 00:27:11,905
Doug is just
chowing down on his [beep].
607
00:27:11,907 --> 00:27:13,473
[exclaiming in disgust]
608
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:16,009
There was a guy
in a pub one day...
609
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,912
It's literally like a [beep]
ice cream melting in the sun
610
00:27:18,914 --> 00:27:21,014
- and he's trying to...
- Jack, please. Tell him to stop.
611
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,449
You tell him to stop.
It's his [bleep].
612
00:27:35,063 --> 00:27:36,963
[both laughing]
613
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:38,031
[laughing in background]
614
00:27:38,332 --> 00:27:39,633
[in female voice] Doug,
how'd your [beep] taste?
615
00:27:39,734 --> 00:27:43,170
You're laughing but you don't
know. It's an old English joke.
616
00:27:43,172 --> 00:27:45,472
- Do you like the way your [beep] taste, Doug?
- That's been around forever.
617
00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:47,808
Yes.
618
00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:51,011
- Doug's... No, no. Stay.
- No. Stay where you are.
619
00:27:53,848 --> 00:27:55,649
[Ozzy laughing]
620
00:27:55,651 --> 00:27:58,919
Next up, I've evidence
of Nessie's Swedish cousin.
621
00:27:58,921 --> 00:28:05,058
The only thing scarier than this lake
monster, though, might be its name.
622
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,027
I have no [beep] idea
how to pronounce this.
623
00:28:07,029 --> 00:28:09,229
Everyone try and pronounce it.
It's...
624
00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:12,299
[speaking indistinctly]
625
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,804
Hubbledy-bubbledy.
626
00:28:17,806 --> 00:28:19,973
Here we go.
This is how you pronounce it.
627
00:28:19,975 --> 00:28:23,477
It's called the Sturjoodhat.
628
00:28:23,479 --> 00:28:24,945
- [bell buzzes]
- Okay.
629
00:28:24,947 --> 00:28:27,481
[Jack] Storsjoodjuret.
630
00:28:27,483 --> 00:28:28,448
Go on, then.
631
00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:29,716
Djuret.
632
00:28:29,718 --> 00:28:30,984
There have been
hundreds of sightings
633
00:28:30,986 --> 00:28:32,919
of this lake monster
over the years
634
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,789
at Lake Storsjons.
635
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:36,690
- Storsjons...
- [Sharon] It's Sweden.
636
00:28:36,692 --> 00:28:39,025
Come on, just put
the [bleep] thing on.
637
00:28:39,027 --> 00:28:41,995
- Before you pronounce the name we'll be dead.
- I hate this show.
638
00:28:41,997 --> 00:28:43,463
I feel so stupid.
639
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,733
[Jack] The Storsjoodjuret,
640
00:28:46,735 --> 00:28:48,969
which translates to
the Great Lake Monster
641
00:28:48,971 --> 00:28:51,838
calls Storsjons in Sweden
its home.
642
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,775
And it's been around
for a long time.
643
00:28:54,777 --> 00:28:59,713
There are documented sightings
as far back as 1635.
644
00:28:59,715 --> 00:29:02,649
- Dad, what was it like back then?
- [Ozzy] [Bleep] off!
645
00:29:02,651 --> 00:29:04,951
[Jack] Now, these two guys
you see here,
646
00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:07,354
they were fishing
when they spotted this.
647
00:29:09,924 --> 00:29:11,358
[man speaking Swedish]
648
00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:14,027
[Jack] Seriously, we are at...
649
00:29:14,029 --> 00:29:15,061
- [Sharon] Whatever the lake is.
- [Jack] Yeah.
650
00:29:15,063 --> 00:29:17,731
[Jack reading]
651
00:29:17,733 --> 00:29:19,032
[Ozzy] What am I looking at?
652
00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:21,468
[Ozzy] Probably a fish.
653
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,337
[Jack] Look,
its head popped out.
654
00:29:24,339 --> 00:29:27,073
- [Sharon] And it's heading for land.
- [Jack] Look at that.
655
00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:29,442
- [Ozzy] [bleep] fish.
- [Jack in high pitched voice] Fish.
656
00:29:42,924 --> 00:29:44,424
It's moving.
It's not like this--
657
00:29:44,426 --> 00:29:45,859
[Ozzy mumbling]
658
00:29:45,861 --> 00:29:49,062
It's one of them big carp things
you were on about the other day.
659
00:29:49,064 --> 00:29:51,398
He said he was a fisherman.
He said it was not a fish.
660
00:29:51,899 --> 00:29:53,834
[Ozzy] Probably a seal, then.
661
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:55,735
Is that the ocean
or that's a lake?
662
00:29:55,737 --> 00:29:57,404
Can I talk about
how nice Sweden looks?
663
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,106
- It's beautiful.
- It's an ocean.
664
00:30:00,108 --> 00:30:02,642
- Is that the ocean or a lake?
- No, that's a lake.
665
00:30:02,644 --> 00:30:04,811
I [bleep] don't know
what that is.
666
00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:08,048
So the man who filmed this
was an avid fisherman in the area
667
00:30:08,050 --> 00:30:10,817
and has never seen anything
like that in the water.
668
00:30:10,819 --> 00:30:12,452
Which is why
he started filming it.
669
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,223
[Ozzy] Probably a seal, then.
670
00:30:16,225 --> 00:30:18,558
- Maybe it's an eel.
- [Jack] Could be an eel.
671
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,860
[Jack] I don't know
if I've ever seen--
672
00:30:20,328 --> 00:30:22,963
[Sharon] Maybe it's an
alligator. [Jack] An alligator?
673
00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:25,031
- [Ozzy] [bleep] it's Sweden.
- Why not?
674
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,600
[Jack] Okay.
675
00:30:26,602 --> 00:30:28,735
Maybe it's a hippopotamus.
676
00:30:28,737 --> 00:30:30,804
- [Sharon] Why not?
- Could be. You know what?
677
00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:32,105
- It's a Swedish hippopotamus.
- Maybe it's
678
00:30:32,107 --> 00:30:34,140
an underwater sea creature.
679
00:30:34,142 --> 00:30:36,243
- [Jack] That too.
- [Sharon] From that movie.
680
00:30:36,245 --> 00:30:39,946
[Jack] Shape of Water. [bleep] the actress
was going to try and [bleep] it later.
681
00:30:39,948 --> 00:30:41,314
What do we give that
on the Woogie Boogie?
682
00:30:42,984 --> 00:30:44,885
Five.
683
00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:46,219
Mom, what do we give that?
684
00:30:47,788 --> 00:30:49,589
Probably a six.
685
00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:50,957
I would like more footage of it.
686
00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:53,460
But I still think it's
compelling, none the less.
687
00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:02,903
- But it was in Sweden.
- [Ozzy] Ostersund.
688
00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:05,772
And in Ostersund, Sweden
689
00:31:05,774 --> 00:31:07,941
I don't know what a Stos...
690
00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:11,011
- ju... Um...
- Stozduzbugjug.
691
00:31:12,013 --> 00:31:13,313
A what?
692
00:31:13,315 --> 00:31:15,148
Stoz... jug...
693
00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:18,785
- Stoz...
- It's a stores-hor-your-at.
694
00:31:18,852 --> 00:31:19,920
[Sharon] Oh, dear.
695
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,856
Um, all right, this is a store
where you buy whores.
696
00:31:22,858 --> 00:31:23,856
[all laughing]
697
00:31:23,858 --> 00:31:26,126
This clip is actually
pretty [bleep] crazy.
698
00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:28,094
This guy is in the middle
of the desert in Jordan.
699
00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:28,995
[Sharon] Mm-hmm.
700
00:31:28,997 --> 00:31:31,598
[screaming]
701
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,768
- It's a crazy clip.
- Yeah, it is.
702
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:38,138
People stopped and took pictures
of whatever the [bleep] this thing was.
703
00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:39,873
Was he smoking a pipe?
704
00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:42,909
Have you seen the alien
interviewing the alien?
705
00:31:42,911 --> 00:31:44,377
- What?
- [Sharon] Shut up!
706
00:31:47,848 --> 00:31:49,983
[Ozzy laughing]
707
00:31:57,992 --> 00:31:59,893
Bigfoor or Lake monster?
708
00:31:59,895 --> 00:32:01,027
-Bigfoot
-[bell chimes]
709
00:32:01,029 --> 00:32:02,829
Lake monster.
710
00:32:02,831 --> 00:32:05,098
[growling]
711
00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:12,272
[Sharon] King Kong. [Jack]
Godzilla. He's got radioactive breath.
712
00:32:19,213 --> 00:32:21,247
[Ozzy laughing]
713
00:32:21,249 --> 00:32:23,817
All right, this next clip
is the witch hunt.
714
00:32:23,819 --> 00:32:27,420
[Sharon] I know a good witch hunt
when I see it. Go on. [Jack] That's right.
715
00:32:27,422 --> 00:32:29,522
Hey, this clip is actually
pretty [bleep] crazy.
716
00:32:29,524 --> 00:32:31,725
- This guy is in the middle of a desert in Jordan.
- [Sharon] Mm-hmm.
717
00:32:31,727 --> 00:32:36,096
Apparently there's this witch
that haunts this old structure
718
00:32:36,098 --> 00:32:38,732
and he just rolls up
and starts filming.
719
00:32:38,734 --> 00:32:39,699
- Um...
- Okay.
720
00:32:39,701 --> 00:32:42,068
There's a lot of
speaking in Arabic
721
00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:44,137
so I don't know what he's
saying but you hear screams
722
00:32:44,139 --> 00:32:45,338
- and whatever.
- Okay.
723
00:32:46,107 --> 00:32:48,208
[speaking Arabic]
724
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,043
[Jack] He's got his
Snapchat filter.
725
00:32:50,045 --> 00:32:53,046
[speaking Arabic]
726
00:32:56,884 --> 00:32:58,051
[screaming]
727
00:32:58,053 --> 00:33:00,086
Hear the screams?
728
00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:07,160
[screaming continues]
729
00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:11,364
[Jack] Oh, my God. Look!
730
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,773
[Ozzy speaking]
731
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,881
- [Sharon] Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. I don't think it's... I mean, it's...
732
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,983
It could be a woman
wearing a burkha.
733
00:33:29,985 --> 00:33:32,952
But, it gets crazier.
Just wait.
734
00:33:32,954 --> 00:33:34,754
- Come on.
- Because I don't know
735
00:33:34,756 --> 00:33:37,123
many Middle-Eastern women
that can do what
736
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,391
this woman was doing.
737
00:33:43,831 --> 00:33:45,165
[man speaking Arabic]
738
00:33:47,168 --> 00:33:48,968
[Jack] Look.
739
00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:49,702
[bleep] flying.
740
00:33:49,704 --> 00:33:51,404
[man continues in Arabic]
741
00:33:57,678 --> 00:33:59,813
- [Jack] Look, see it sticking out?
- [Sharon] Yeah.
742
00:33:59,815 --> 00:34:01,214
[Ozzy] It's one of them women.
743
00:34:01,216 --> 00:34:03,249
[man speaking in Arabic]
744
00:34:11,525 --> 00:34:15,161
[screaming]
745
00:34:28,476 --> 00:34:32,545
- See look, she's, like, [bleeping] flying around.
- Mm-hmm.
746
00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:36,483
Now that looks like the thing
that was flying around by the lake.
747
00:34:36,485 --> 00:34:39,185
- [Jack] Yes.
- It's the same sort of shape.
748
00:34:41,722 --> 00:34:43,957
Do we think it's actually
a witch?
749
00:34:43,959 --> 00:34:47,327
- Or do you think it's-- - [Sharon] Could
you back up and see where it was crawling?
750
00:34:48,729 --> 00:34:51,197
[Jack] Look, this one.
751
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:01,474
- [Sharon] You could see, like, a bit of a face, you know?
- [Jack] Yeah.
752
00:35:03,677 --> 00:35:05,578
- It's a crazy clip.
- Yeah, it is.
753
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:07,480
You know, it could...
Listen.
754
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:10,817
It could just be like a crazy
lady living out in this old...
755
00:35:10,819 --> 00:35:13,153
But her movements and
where she's going and
756
00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:15,555
it looks like she's flying
one minute and then...
757
00:35:15,557 --> 00:35:17,190
and then why the screaming?
758
00:35:18,092 --> 00:35:20,994
- The screaming was horrible, actually.
- Yeah.
759
00:35:20,996 --> 00:35:22,195
It's a creepy clip.
760
00:35:23,931 --> 00:35:25,331
- [Sharon] You do?
- Yeah.
761
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,432
[Sharon] Okay.
762
00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:27,300
So...
763
00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:29,636
in Islam,
they do believe in witchcraft
764
00:35:29,638 --> 00:35:32,672
and supernatural beings
called Jinn.
765
00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:34,807
It's actually where the term
genie comes from.
766
00:35:34,809 --> 00:35:36,776
- You know, in Aladdin?
- Mm-hmm.
767
00:35:36,778 --> 00:35:39,913
The story of the genie,
it's actually the Jinn.
768
00:35:39,915 --> 00:35:40,947
- Is what it's called.
- From that, okay.
769
00:35:40,949 --> 00:35:42,982
The Quran makes
references to Jinn,
770
00:35:42,984 --> 00:35:45,118
the evil eye in witchcraft.
771
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,588
All of which
are forbidden in Islam.
772
00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:51,224
Um, if you'd heard the screams
773
00:35:51,226 --> 00:35:53,493
coming out of a building like that,
would you go running towards it?
774
00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:54,827
No.
775
00:35:54,829 --> 00:35:56,329
I would be going the other way.
776
00:35:56,331 --> 00:35:57,730
Trying to fly with the witch.
777
00:35:57,732 --> 00:35:59,465
[Jack] Ha-ha.
778
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,467
- [Sharon] No.
- What do we give that on the Woogie Boogie?
779
00:36:03,003 --> 00:36:04,137
- Four.
- Five.
780
00:36:04,139 --> 00:36:05,738
Yeah, definitely.
781
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:10,843
I kinda of consider a five is always
like you're halfway to believing.
782
00:36:10,845 --> 00:36:13,546
You're not all the way,
pushed over the... you know?
783
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:17,784
But a five can also be,
it could be something else.
784
00:36:17,786 --> 00:36:20,887
[Jack] Yes. It's like you're not
saying yes, you're not saying no.
785
00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:22,222
- Yeah.
- [Jack] All right, fair enough.
786
00:36:27,127 --> 00:36:33,166
Have you seen the alien... when
they were interviewing the alien?
787
00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:34,734
- What?
- [Sharon] Shut up!
788
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:41,374
[bleep] and you go at first, "This
is a [bleep] ventriloquist dummy."
789
00:36:41,376 --> 00:36:43,443
But after a while you go,
790
00:36:44,979 --> 00:36:45,912
- "What?"
- Was it speaking English?
791
00:36:45,914 --> 00:36:47,880
Uh, no.
792
00:36:47,882 --> 00:36:51,417
The way they communicate,
they're so far ahead of us.
793
00:36:51,419 --> 00:36:54,587
They can talk
to us telepathically.
794
00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:57,757
- So it wasn't like-- - Is it like
the grainy black and white footage
795
00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,759
- where you see it kinda looking around the room?
- Yeah.
796
00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:02,729
- I've seen a clip of it but I've
never seen-- - It starts coughing.
797
00:37:02,731 --> 00:37:04,264
No, I've never seen that.
798
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,368
But there is a part of it
that you go...
799
00:37:10,638 --> 00:37:14,140
You know what? I'm a work
in progress, okay?
800
00:37:14,142 --> 00:37:17,243
People stopped and took pictures
of whatever the [bleep] this thing was.
801
00:37:17,245 --> 00:37:21,014
It could also be a [bleep] alien going
for a walk down a street in Turkey.
802
00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:26,252
[Ozzy laughing]
803
00:37:35,829 --> 00:37:38,298
- What was that?
- What was the favorite year of you life?
804
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:43,336
The year I fell in love
with your mom.
805
00:37:43,338 --> 00:37:46,039
- Definitely not 2020.
- 1980.
806
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:47,840
[Jack] 1980?
807
00:37:47,842 --> 00:37:49,876
[Sharon] Yeah, 1980 for me too.
808
00:37:49,878 --> 00:37:53,379
[Jack] I think
probably 1986 for me.
809
00:37:54,782 --> 00:37:58,484
The first year I was here.
It was pretty cool.
810
00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:00,687
- [woman] Chill?
- [Jack] Yeah, it was chill as [bleep]
811
00:38:00,689 --> 00:38:02,822
Just kinda hung around.
812
00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:04,390
Could [bleep] wherever I wanted.
813
00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:09,662
[Ozzy laughing]
814
00:38:09,697 --> 00:38:11,164
Well, um,
815
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,733
should we move on to a
little Turkish street alien?
816
00:38:13,735 --> 00:38:16,402
Oh, sweet.
817
00:38:16,404 --> 00:38:20,173
♪ Little Turkish
street alien ♪
818
00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:22,542
This one is just plain weird,
I've watched it a few times
819
00:38:22,544 --> 00:38:25,044
- and I still can't figure out what the [bleep] it is.
- Was it smoking a pipe?
820
00:38:25,046 --> 00:38:28,648
He was drinking a coffee
and smoking some hookah.
821
00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:31,084
- Was he? Oh.
- No.
822
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:36,756
Captured out front
of a security camera.
823
00:38:36,758 --> 00:38:39,192
Now, people stopped
and took pictures
824
00:38:39,194 --> 00:38:41,194
of whatever the [bleep]
this thing was.
825
00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:45,498
He's on wheels.
826
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,067
[Jack] No, people were
stopping and taking more pictures.
827
00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:49,936
You'll see.
828
00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:52,004
[Ozzy] God [bleep] is that?
829
00:38:59,146 --> 00:39:01,013
[Jack] Crosses the street.
830
00:39:02,483 --> 00:39:03,783
And then, look, flies.
831
00:39:03,785 --> 00:39:05,385
I thought it was a balloon.
832
00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:08,488
Just [bleep]
a balloon with less hair.
833
00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:11,891
- It's one of them metallic balloons.
- [Sharon] Helium.
834
00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,426
- [Jack] But watch.
- Yeah.
835
00:39:13,428 --> 00:39:14,427
It leaves.
836
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:17,530
[Ozzy] Oh.
837
00:39:18,332 --> 00:39:19,766
[Jack] Comes back.
838
00:39:19,768 --> 00:39:22,101
[Ozzy] It's one of them... you
know it could be your birthday.
839
00:39:22,103 --> 00:39:24,036
[Sharon] Yeah,
it's a helium balloon.
840
00:39:24,038 --> 00:39:25,705
[Jack] But it's walking.
841
00:39:25,707 --> 00:39:29,041
Why does it keep coming back?
842
00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:33,980
It ain't walking, it's one of those
helium balloons bouncing on the floor...
843
00:39:35,983 --> 00:39:37,417
It's a balloon.
844
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:42,121
You can tell it's in the breeze.
845
00:39:42,123 --> 00:39:44,590
[Jack] Multiple neighbors saw it and
described it as a metallic flying object.
846
00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,826
They even called the police
to come check it out.
847
00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:50,229
[Ozzy] It's one of those
balloons, helium filled.
848
00:39:50,231 --> 00:39:51,330
[Sharon] At birthdays, yeah.
849
00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:54,167
- So we going metallic balloon?
- Yeah.
850
00:39:54,169 --> 00:39:57,303
It could also be a [bleep] alien going
for a walk down a street in Turkey.
851
00:39:57,305 --> 00:40:00,206
No way, that's a balloon.
852
00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:09,849
This is true.
853
00:40:09,851 --> 00:40:12,084
Paris or New York or LA or--
854
00:40:12,086 --> 00:40:13,920
New York for a good slice?
855
00:40:13,922 --> 00:40:15,655
- I miss New York.
- Oh, yeah!
856
00:40:15,657 --> 00:40:19,091
- You know my-- - We got a lot
of cases of these [bleep] aliens.
857
00:40:19,093 --> 00:40:20,993
Where do we put it on
the Woogie Boogie scale?
858
00:40:22,196 --> 00:40:23,062
Two.
859
00:40:23,064 --> 00:40:24,797
- Two.
- Two?
860
00:40:24,799 --> 00:40:26,966
Two on the Woogie Boogie scale?
861
00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:29,068
- Two.
- Oh, for [bleep].
862
00:40:29,736 --> 00:40:31,938
And what's yours?
863
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:35,875
[as Ozzy] The best footage ever found
of a balloon walking down the street.
864
00:40:35,877 --> 00:40:38,911
- In Turkey.
- But the Turks, uh,
865
00:40:38,913 --> 00:40:41,481
that's all we have
for the episode.
866
00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:43,616
Uh, yeah, that's it.
867
00:40:43,618 --> 00:40:46,085
Thoughts, hopes, dreams,
aspirations?
868
00:40:47,221 --> 00:40:51,157
Uh, some of it
was pretty compelling.
869
00:40:51,859 --> 00:40:53,759
Some of it was bollocks.
870
00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:56,729
- We ended on a real low note today.
- We did.
871
00:40:56,731 --> 00:40:59,932
- Yes, we did.
- You know what? I'm a work in progress.
872
00:40:59,934 --> 00:41:02,134
Okay? I'm a work in progress.
873
00:41:04,037 --> 00:41:08,107
You at home please help me
become a finished work of progress
874
00:41:08,109 --> 00:41:11,978
by sending us your clips, upload
it to any social media platform
875
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:14,213
using the hashtag
OsbournesBelieve.
876
00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:17,850
Hopefully we will find some good
stuff with the help of you at home.
877
00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:18,584
Uh, so yeah.
878
00:41:18,586 --> 00:41:20,419
Please send us your videos.
879
00:41:20,421 --> 00:41:24,323
- Please, we need it.
- We need some better crap than this is...
880
00:41:24,325 --> 00:41:26,492
All right, well, uh,
I'm gonna go to lunch.
881
00:41:26,494 --> 00:41:29,195
- We're coming too!
- No, stay here forever.
882
00:41:30,264 --> 00:41:32,798
[Sharon] We need to do
the next episode in a garden.
883
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,802
[Jack] I think a nice garden,
with fresh air and lovely lemonade.
884
00:41:36,804 --> 00:41:38,704
- Who does that look like?
- [Ozzy] Elizabeth Taylor.
885
00:41:38,706 --> 00:41:40,873
[Jack] It almost looks like
the Millennium Falcon.
886
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,775
- [Ozzy] Wow.
- [Sharon] Hey! Lovely.
887
00:41:42,777 --> 00:41:45,011
[Ozzy] That was
pretty impressive, actually.
888
00:41:45,013 --> 00:41:46,946
[Jack] [bleep] is gonna try
and [bleep] it later.
889
00:41:46,948 --> 00:41:48,948
[speaks gibberish]
890
00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:50,983
[Ozzy] Bollocks. Space junk.
891
00:41:50,985 --> 00:41:53,185
- [Jack] No, no.
- [Sharon] No way.
892
00:41:53,187 --> 00:41:55,021
- [dog barking]
- [Jack laughing]
893
00:41:55,023 --> 00:41:57,189
[Sharon] This is ridiculous.
894
00:41:57,191 --> 00:41:58,958
Matt Damon.