[Ozzy] Where the [bleep] is Sharon, man?
We could just go on without her.
Elvis, you're now Sharon.
[Ozzy] Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness.
[laughing]
But not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.
They want to believe.
- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.
And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.
I think you're starting to believe.
Seeing is believing.
[man] Hello.
What is happening?
[woman squealing]
Oh, God. No.
Elvis, don't you [bleep] look at me like that.
He's look... This is the look of love.
♪ I'm checking you out ♪
No, that's the look of love.
♪ I need to be loved by you ♪
Isn't it, little Douglas?
- Come on. - Okay.
Pickles come down, and took a piss on the carpet.
Pickles always does piss down here.
♪ I'm a very kinky girl ♪
Hmm, I don't like Pickles.
I don't like any of them, only Elvis.
Get rid of them all.
Keep Elvis, you guys will be way happier.
- [Sharon] Yeah. - Okay. Uh,
welcome back to the show, everyone. How are we doing?
It's good to be back, just been at least a day since I saw you.
I know. Whatever did you do without me?
[Ozzy] Twisted the back of my neck.
[Sharon] Oh, Daddy, that thing is big.
Um...
We've got some good clips today.
- Yeah? - I'm hoping...
Is it better than what we've had?
You know, with you guys, there's no rhyme
or reason to your logic.
So, I'm gonna go ahead and say, yes.
I'm gonna set that bar real high.
Rude.
We're gonna have ten out of ten.
This looks interesting... "Real ghost caught on CCTV camera,
December 8th, 2013."
Where would this have been?
Uh, location is unknown.
Before I play this clip, I'm just curious
what you think a ghost looks like at this point
in your adventure?
What do you think a ghost would look like?
I think it's kind of a transparent, cloudy thing.
Okay. Almost like a, like...
Energy.
When you go in the cold and you see your breath.
Kind of, yeah, yeah. Cloud kind of thing.
All right. Mom, what about you?
I would think that it's like that.
You know, I think that, you know,
the old black and white movie of a ghost,
you know, in white and dragging chains isn't for real.
Do you think you can see facial--
- Do you think you'd be able to see facial features? - Think so.
When it goes, "Ooh!"
Mm-hmm.
[laughing]
That's, of course, if they're real.
- [Jack] Mm-hmm. - [crowd gasping]
- Which they are. Duh. - [crowd cheering]
Let's see, let's see this film.
All right. Here we have a real ghost, not a fake ghost.
- Yes, yes, yes. - A real ghost caught on camera.
Yes, yes.
[Jack] All right. This is someone's home security camera.
Somewhere.
[Jack] Yeah, it's 1:20 in the morning.
Now look at the end of the hall right here.
It's getting larger as it's coming closer.
It looks like a child.
I think it looks like a child.
I think so. A girl. So, I was thinking of a girl.
Just trying to--
[Jack] You see legs moving and then it just vanishes.
There's a theory that when kids tragically die,
- they're scared to go on. - [Sharon] Mm-hmm.
[Jack] Because they don't know what it is and so they linger.
That's very impressive.
That's what I was just about to say,
it's not hokey like a lot of the other things
- we've seen, you know. - She looks-- she looks peaceful.
Hokey?
We do not bring hokey to this establishment of knowledge.
No, all I'm saying, it looks peaceful while walking.
[Jack] Yeah.
So that being said, how would you rate
this shockingly terrifying and scary CCTV ghost footage?
I'd give that nine.
[Jack] Oh! A [bleep] nine right out of the gate.
[Ozzy] I'll give it nine. What would you give that one?
Seven.
[Jack] A seven, okay. A nine and a seven.
Those are numbers that I can live with.
You've started off well today, Jack.
I know, right? Just...
Yes, yes.
This next clip is a bit more menacing.
The couple who lived in this house
were experiencing aggressive hauntings
according to their testimony.
They were having nightmares, visions,
seeing entities and even a full-bodied apparition.
So this paranormal group from Colorado was asked
to investigate this house by its owners.
Um, I'm gonna make a statement, though.
I'm pretty sure every single person
in this investigation has been to an Ozzfest.
[Sharon] I think so, too.
[ghost box static]
[Sharon] What is the noise?
[Jack] They're using a ghost box.
[Sharon] Okay, okay.
[ghost box static]
[man laughing]
[man 1] This just turned off by itself.
[man 2] Did it really?
[man 1] Is there any evil spirits in the backyard?
[ghost box static]
"Demon." It just said demon.
[Jack] So they-- They were getting some stuff
coming through the ghost box.
- [Sharon] Mm-hmm. - [Jack] And now watch the wall.
[man 1] Can you show yourself to my camera, please?
[indistinct chatter]
What the...
[Jack] Watch. Right here.
Yeah, but, you know, I always think, you know,
you say you can't have a glitch on a video.
- Mm-hmm. - It could leave a shadow.
Look at it like this.
Your iPhone, right.
When you have your iPhone and you record a video,
when you re-record a new video.
It's a totally different file.
So nothing from a previous image
can capture onto that file.
[Sharon] It won't bleed over.
No, there's no bleed over. The only...
Everybody... If it's not bleed over
and it's not a glitch on the camera,
that looks pretty impressive.
It's weird because I just-- Honestly, if it's a shadow--
I just I have never seen a camera do that
in night vision for a shadow, like...
No, a shadow comes out the [bleep] wall.
[Jack] Yeah.
[Ozzy] I want that wall.
Um, all right. So I have a bit more info to this.
After this video was captured, the homeowners
were so afraid by what was going on in the house...
They sold it to Bill Ward.
Yep. They... Well, they turned to the Catholic Church and bishop,
uh, the old Catholic Church, which is, a guy named, Bishop James Long,
who is an exorcist who I met.
Um, he was brought onto the case
and determined that the family was under attack by a demon.
- [Jack] So... - Did he find it?
That looked pretty impressive, you know.
[Jack] [bleep] terrifying.
Um, so what do you... what do you give that?
I'll give that nine.
We give it a nine on the Woogie Boogie.
Mother?
Yeah, it has to be a nine.
- [Jack] A nine. - [crowd applauding]
Pfft. Amazing.
What's happened today? Why is it so good?
I'm in. I'm, like, this is great.
What's happened today?
- Yeah. - Well, what do I give it?
Uh, I'd give that probably a nine.
That's-- that's awesome.
We've got nines all around.
That's awesome footage.
I don't think I've-- I've never been on an investigation
and seen something quite like that.
We've covered what happens when a spirit inhabits a house.
But what would you do if a spirit inhabited you?
[Ozzy] Oh, I don't [bleep] know.
[Jack] All right, students, gather round.
It is time for a education session.
Where we dive into The four Phases of Possession.
It starts with Infestation.
This is a haunted house type of stuff.
We hear footsteps, voices, apparition,
objects will move, odors.
Then we have Obsession.
Activity steps up with physical attack,
sleep disturbances, including regular nightmares,
frequent and severe illness, major depression or anxiety.
- Then we have Oppression. - [Sharon] Yeah.
[Jack] At this stage, the afflicted person
has a hard time functioning.
Then finally, Possession.
In Possession, a person is physically,
emotionally, mentally and spiritually broken down.
The demonic spirits are able to seize control
over the person's actions.
- So just a little, you know... - Mm-hmm.
- Possession 101. It's weird. - Next.
- All right, Moving on. - Ball lightning,
Ball lightning. It's always ball lightning.
All right. What's big and hairy
and everyone wants to see one?
- Bigfoot. - Exactly.
Give me a Bigfoot.
[Ozzy speaking]
Bigfoot's daughter? [laughing]
Once? More than once.
Um.
We've all had a Bigfoot in our day. [laughs]
[Sharon] Go on.
[Ozzy speaking]
[thundering sound]
[Jack] So this couple was driving along the highway
in California in 2016 and spotted something
up on the ridge.
They got out and started recording
and they captured this.
What appears to be a Bigfoot.
[Ozzy] It's a [bleep] bloke, having a piss.
That ain't Bigfoot. It's a [bleep] bloke.
It's got long arms, you can see.
Arms are very long, look, I'm gonna back it up.
- [Jack] Look, you can see-- - [Ozzy] I don't think that's Bigfoot, do you, boo?
[Sharon] No.
- [Jack] You don't think that's Bigfoot? - [Sharon] No.
[Jack] Like, you can see the arm here
and its legs.
I mean, those are long-arse arms.
[Ozzy] Looks like a person to me.
[Sharon] Oh.
It's a bloke having a piss.
Yeah, I think he's a homeless person.
[Jack] Uh, so, what do we give our Kern County
possible BigFoot on the Woogie Boogie scale?
[Ozzy] Three, three.
[Sharon] Oh, yeah. Two.
I'm not into these [bleep] Bigfoot.
I was not either.
I will fully admit.
- I am. - I thought Bigfoot was the biggest [bleep] joke ever,
but the more stuff I see, the more curious I am.
And I legitimately want to go on a Bigfoot hunt.
You know, what...
Do they live where your new house is?
By now, with all this surveillance...
where you can get anybody's address or anything...
[stammering] ...someone would have got--
They... there's a-- There is a Primatologist
named Dr. Mireya Mayor and she discovered
an unknown primate in, like, the early 2000s in the Congo.
And so she has been studying Bigfoot on her, kind of...
- On the Q.T. - Yeah.
And if you think about it, she's already proven
that there are unknown species of primate out there.
So why couldn't that be a very large primate hiding
out there somewhere?
Yeah, but Jack, how many of them can there be?
But what... I don't think there's a huge amount.
And I'm not saying every time when...
And where would they hide? And if they're called...
If it was called Littlefoot, you could see them hiding.
But being big...
Some people think it's an inter-dimensional creature
that it comes in and out of our reality.
Yeah.
Some people think it's aliens in a spacesuit.
[Ozzy] Beautiful, eh?
[screaming]
That's a joke.
- [animal growling] - [bleep]
Yep. Let's go.
All right.
Not moving and then look.
Oh!
- Look at that. - Oh, [bleep].
So, that's the crop circle, they ended up realizing
that it actually looks like this molecule.
[Sharon] Okay.
- [Jack] It's almost identical. - Wow.
[evil laughter]
What do they call a Bigfoot in Europe?
- [Sharon] I don't know. - European Bigfoot.
No. Bigmeter.
Bigmeter?
- Bigfoot, Bigmeter. - Yeah, okay.
Um, what do you call a Bigfoot with an attitude?
A Sass-quatch.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
I don't know.
A Sus-quatch, because he's suspect.
- Uh... - Did you write those jokes?
I did not write those jokes,
because I really am bad at writing jokes.
Okay.
Well, the person who wrote them ain't that much better than you.
[Jack laughing]
[producer speaking]
[Jack] Elaine, found those jokes. How about that?
Okay. Thank you, Elaine.
Elaine, keep the [bleep] jokes.
All right, Bigfoot sighting near
Banff National Park. I've been to Banff.
[Jack] Banff-- Banff National Park. January, 2020.
[Sharon] Oh, that's beautiful.
[Ozzy] Beautiful, eh?
[Jack] This was shot by a guy while hunting elk
just outside of Banff National Park.
All right. So, he sees this [bleep] carcass hanging in a tree.
And this thing's right here.
And he's like, "What the [bleep] is that?"
At first, he thought it wasn't living,
but then all of a sudden, this happened.
- [Jack] See, it moved. - Yeah.
- No. - Whatever the [bleep] this is, it's moving.
[Sharon] Yeah.
It's a [bleep] tree.
- What do we think? - [Ozzy] I think it's...
I was impressed.
You were impressed.
I was very impressed.
Were you more impressed with the scenery or with...?
Well, the scenery was just gorgeous,
but, um, I was impressed by that.
[Jack] Okay.
What do we give this on the Woogie Boogie?
Five.
- [Jack] You give it a five. - Seven.
[Jack] A seven? Okay.
[Ozzy] Next. Ball lightning.
Hairy lightning.
Big lightning.
Another Bigfoot? No.
No, this is a group of friends
spot a UFO in Los Angeles, California.
You know government people don't call them UFOs, they call it UAP.
UAPs. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.
Sounds like an old person, a UAP, doesn't it?
I'm gonna send you guys to the UAP home.
OIP.
Look at this.
[indistinct chatter]
[man] That's... That's like...
[indistinct chatter]
[Ozzy speaking]
[man] [bleep]
[man 1] Only this one?
I'm on one percent.
[bleep]
[man 2] Oh, no. Come on.
[indistinct chatter]
[man 3] Oh, you can still see how dark [bleep] is, bro.
[Sharon] Is it a helicopter?
No, it'd have lights.
It'd have lights blinking.
I think it's got lights turned off.
Someone just said it's a helicopter. And they said, no,
[man 3] There's no lights.
It's flying really slow.
[man 2] Oh, dude.
[Jack] It almost looks like the bat jet.
[man 3] What is that?
- Crazy, right? - Yeah.
Did anybody else get any footage of that night?
Uh, well, there's a guy that says he's on one percent,
so I'm not sure if this is a guy filming it
or if it was someone, but I think so.
It could be a drone.
Could be, yes.
But you can't legally fly a drone without lights.
I know that. But surely they...
People do.
- I'm sure-- - Do you think it could be a government drone?
Yeah.
[Ozzy speaking]
Do you know that Orange County piloted a program,
a drone program at one point for the Sheriff's Department,
where they had these high altitude drones flying
- around the city at all time... - Mm-hmm.
And it had a super wide angle lens.
- Mm-hmm. - So, if a crime was committed,
they would pull the footage back.
Right.
- And they could see where they went. - Sure.
They could track everything and they got rid of it because it was too expensive.
And everyone said it was an invasion of privacy,
because it was massive.
They were surveilling the whole county.
I don't think it's an invasion of privacy.
I guess the argument is, like, if a helicopter flies
over your house, you're aware that
there's a helicopter over your house.
If you were like out in the backyard
and you were like getting shtupped by your husband
and there's a drone above you watching,
you're not gonna know.
All right.
You would when the footage came out.
[laughing]
Um, yeah, I think it's a drone.
- You think it's a drone? - I do.
- [Jack] Okay. - I give it a three.
- [Jack] Three? On the Woogie Boogie? - Four.
[Jack] Four on the Woogie Boogie.
It's dying, see it's going back down,
went straight up in the...
Hey, you know what? We came out strong but it's okay.
- You're going back down the ladder. - No, we're not.
We're going back up right the [bleep] now.
Where do you both currently stand on believing in UFOs?
I am strongly becoming a believer.
- Okay. Mom? - Ditto.
So you guys are pretty convinced.
All right, this next clip may help you believe more,
um, because I have no [bleep] idea what the hell this is.
This was taken in the Pocono Mountains,
Pennsylvania, in November 2020.
[Jack] And if you look right through those branches,
you see that little bright white light.
Could be a balloon, couldn't it?
[Jack] Just wait.
Watch how it goes from a standstill position
to traveling at an incredible speed
in a matter of seconds.
[Ozzy] It's been moving like crazy.
It's not moving.
And then look.
Oh.
Look at that.
Oh, [bleep].
Wow!
[man 1] Do you see how it's moving?
[Ozzy] That's pretty crisp.
- [man 1] Do you see how this is moving? - That's pretty impressive.
And then it stops.
Could be a drone again.
[Jack] There's no way.
[Sharon] No way.
Not that quick.
[Jack] Crazy, right?
[man 1] Guys, this is a real UFO.
It's a UAP.
So what do you think?
Might be a thing from the future coming back?
I think, I think time travel is a huge possibility with, with...
I was watching this thing on television the other day,
to go forward is one thing,
but to go backwards is more difficult.
Hmm.
Yeah, I mean, I, I-- My thing is, I think a lot of
what we're visited by is like alien drones.
[Jack] In fact, as recently as 2020,
the AP had an article about people reporting
drone sightings in Colorado, Wyoming, and Nebraska.
[Jack] What did they doing?
- [Ozzy] Robotic. - [Jack] Yeah.
The military released a statement stating
they have nothing to do with it.
So, I think it could be alien-related.
Whatever it is, it definitely makes me
want to close the windows.
[Sharon] Oh, Daddy, that thing is big.
[automated voice] Self-destruct mode activated.
[Ozzy] Perverts!
Yeah, but the distances you have to travel.
Yeah, but what if they sent them 10,000 years ago
and they're just getting here now.
That's why we're seeing so many of them.
Maybe so.
And if they mastered the power of light,
what's to say they haven't mastered the power of gravity?
And so now you can start bending time and space.
[whistles] Poof.
Yeah, I'll give that six.
Six?
No, I give it an eight.
[Jack] I was gonna give it an eight, too.
Very good.
You know what that gets? That gets-- that gets my, um,
my Robert De Niro impression.
[laughing]
A lot of people could argue that you are involved
in a Mandela Effect.
The deer looks at whatever's there.
So...
That, that looked pretty impressive.
[producer speaking]
It would probably be Oh-[bleep]
You would name it as you saw it, like a big hairy man?
Jack.
[laughing]
[producer speaking]
Oh, I think someone else licks him clean.
[producer speaking]
Mrs. Bigfoot.
[laughing]
All right, Dad, this one is for you.
This is the Patney Bridge Crop Circle.
The crop circle first appeared on August 8th, 2020
near the Patney Bridge in Wiltshire.
But the video I'm about to show you was taken three weeks later,
um, and the crop circle still looks pristine.
Any guesses on what it looks like?
[Jack] All right, look at that.
Amazing.
Is there any-- What's the width? The actual size of it?
- [Jack] Oh, my God. That's... - Is there anything...
Just look at the size of the field.
Oh, I know.
I just would like to know how big it is?
[Jack] That's probably got to cover,
I would say, between five and ten acres
as far as the overall...
- Massive. - [Jack] Yeah, that's easily over ten acres.
- [Sharon] It's beautifully done. - Yeah.
- So... - Very pristine.
What does that look like to you guys?
Landing pads.
- Landing pads? - Sort of snowflake thing.
When people were studying this,
they ended up, um, realizing
that it actually looks like
the molecular structure for TriNitramide.
[Sharon] Well, what's that?
[Jack] It's rocket fuel.
One of the most effective and least polluting
rocket propellants, uh, since it is chlorine-free.
So that's the crop circle
and then this is the-- This is the molecule.
- [Sharon] Oh, okay. - [Jack] It's almost identical.
[Sharon] It is.
[Ozzy] Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Wow!
- Crazy, right? - Yeah.
That is crazy.
When I see these crop circles,
always look to see if there's any footprints,
there's none, plus the fact that that one is perfect...
All right, Woogie Boogie scale?
I'll give that eight.
[Jack] An eight?
Mom?
[Sharon] A nine.
[Jack] A nine?
[bleep], yeah.
'Cause it is just like that.
Dab.
So last time I explained the Mandela Effect
to you guys and it didn't go so well, so I hoped
we could maybe give it another crack, just a refresher.
Nelson Mandela.
As in Nelson Mandela.
[Sharon] Right. Right.
Yes, the-the imprisoned and then freed, you know,
President of South Africa.
The Mandela Effect is an unusual phenomenon
where a large group of people remember something differently
than how it occurred.
Conspiracy theorists believe this is proof of
an alternate universe or possible time travel.
The idea is that someone went back in time
and changed our reality.
So even though our memory is right, we're actually wrong.
All right.
We're going to play a game.
[Jack] Let's play.
[voice echoing] How's Your Memory?
I'm going to show you two images,
and you simply have to tell me
which one is historically correct.
Prepare to have your minds blown.
You guys have all seen this clip?
An unidentified Chinese protester stood
in front of the tanks
and were lea-- that were leaving
Tiananmen Square on June 5th, 1989,
the day after the military suppressed
the Tiananmen Square protests.
Do you guys remember him being run over?
They just went right over him.
Okay. Well, check this out.
[Jack] Right, so here he is.
We never saw any of this.
[Jack] Isn't that crazy?
Yeah. We never saw any of it.
[Ozzy] They only showed him in the front of the tank.
[Sharon] Mm-hmm.
Look, the hatch just opened up, guy pops out.
- Yeah. - Weird, right?
- Do you believe someone went back and rewrote that event? - What?
Meaning that, you, because you're--
You're remembering it that?
Oh, no, no, no.
That only showed him in the front of the...
Yeah, they never showed you the full minute clip?
No, no. But why didn't they?
No one knows, because it's actually...
It probably wasn't important.
Well, no, it is important because everybody thought he was run over.
- [Jack] Yeah. - And then--
You don't know whether he was run over after he got up to the tank.
- But nobody was violent to him. - No.
Nobody was violent to him.
They... He went up there.
Until the point where we... were he nearly jumped off the tank,
maybe they--
There is footage of him walking off.
They executed them all...
[Jack] Really?
Oh. Yay, communism.
I'm gonna show you this next one.
You guys obviously know it's a very famous case.
On March 1st, 1932, a 20-month-old son
of the famous aviators, Charles and Anne Lindbergh
was kidnapped from his crib on the upper floor of the home.
How do you remember this playing out?
- That they never found the baby. - Mm-hmm.
They found him weeks later, dead.
That's correct. Yeah.
Most people think it was unsolved.
- So they did find the baby? - [Jack] They found... Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - Oh, I didn't know that.
Yes. Yeah, a truck driver found the baby's body
on the side of the road on May 12th.
Bruno Richard Hauptmann. Yeah, was...
[Ozzy] A German immigrant.
Yeah. Was found guilty after a month-long trial.
- Electrocuted. - Yep.
And he was sentenced to death for first degree murder.
But everyone thinks it's still an unsolved mystery.
- Yeah. - See, that's interesting because...
And the... And they think the Hauptmann guy
wasn't the guy, they reckon his father...
Who? Charles Lindbergh?
Yeah, Charles Lindbergh killed his son
because he had birth defects and he was in a Nazi thing.
Oh, really?
Charles wasn't a Nazi...
No, the kid had birth defects,
but he was a member of the Nazi party.
No he wasn't... he believed in what Hitler was promoting.
You know, honor the survival of the fittest.
And his son was all [bleep] up and hunchback or something.
Oh.
That's sad.
Yeah. I never knew they ever found that little baby.
[Jack] Yeah.
Wow!
But that's a prime example.
You guys are the same generation.
Dad knows the whole story and you don't.
- Where was the disconnect? - Oh, she don't watch as much television as I do.
But Mom loves a good whodunnit.
- I do. - All right.
What's the correct one?
Is it Looney Toons or is it Looney Tunes?
I think it's T-O-O-N-S.
Second one.
Dad, you are correct.
[Jack] It's Looney Tunes like songs tunes.
- Huh? - [Jack] Not cartoons.
- I'm doing well at this. - You're doing great.
Dad's on the right side of...
He's on a roll.
He's on the right side of the Mandela effect.
All right. Curious George.
Does Curious George have a tail or not?
No.
I've never seen this before, so I don't know.
- Curious George, the little monkey cartoon? - Yes.
He had a tail.
You think he had a tail?
I don't.
You are correct. He does not have a tail, Mum.
[crowd cheering]
[Jack] But isn't it weird, though,
how when you're like, "Wait a second"?
I've never seen that before.
[Jack] Do you think everyone thinks Darth Vader says,
"Luke, I am your father?"
Yeah.
But he actually says, "I am your father."
He doesn't say, "Luke, I am your father."
[crowd clamoring]
Another one of my favorites was Hannibal Lecter...
[Sharon] Love him!
[Jack] Does he say "Hello, Clarice,"
or does he just say "Good morning?"
Good morning.
I'm gonna go for "Hello, Clarice".
He says just good morning.
I think it happens in one of the later films,
when he picks up the phone and he's like, "Hello, Clarice."
Mm!
[Jack] What does the Queen say when she looks
into the mirror in Snow White?
She's looking into the mirror.
Mirror, mirror...
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
[drumroll]
- All right. - [Sharon] Mm-hmm.
She actually says "Magic Mirror on the wall."
Does not say "Mirror, mirror on the wall."
All right.
[slapping wrist]
[laughing]
You are stupid and you are stupid.
[laughing]
Stupider.
So what do you think of the Mandela Effect?
I think it's bollocks.
[chuckles]
Mom, do you think there's something to it?
- Yeah, I do. - Um, do you think it's time travelers?
I think it's slip of the memory.
I mean, you... I think a lot of people could argue
that you are involved in the Mandela Effect,
because, like, a lot of people get it wrong
about what a lot of your legend is.
Look, if you went to people back in the day
when everyone was going crazy about like the bat
and the dove and all that, remember, they'd be like,
"Oh, Ozzy sacrificed his kittens on stage,"
and [bleep] like that.
But that's folklore.
- [Ozzy] Yeah. - [Jack] All right.
I'll give that five for interest.
[Jack] Okay.
Mom, what do you give that?
- An eight. - An eight.
- Yeah. - All right.
- What do you give it? - I give it eight as well.
I believe in the Mandela, because it's weird
when you find these things, you know, like, but it was--
I was 100% sure of things.
I think we're experiencing
the Mandela Effect currently, personally.
But I think it's something explainable.
Watch.
[Jack] You see, the broom comes out and look,
no one's holding it, it just, like, floats out.
Wait, we're doing another segment on the Mandela Effect.
[Sharon] Hi, Doug.
The Mandela, what the [bleep]...
That's when... You've seen Back to the Future, right?
- Yes. - Remember Biff, the bad guy?
Well, in that movie, he goes... He gets given an almanac,
a sports almanac from the '80s.
And because he has the Sports Almanac,
he's able to become a millionaire
because he just placed bets on everyone that won.
So it changed the trajectory.
So the thought is people are coming back in time
and because they're coming back in time,
things are changing in our timeline and we don't realize it.
So the Berenstain Bears is what it's called,
but everyone grew up thinking it was called
the Berenstein Bears.
- Steen Bears? - Bere... [chuckles]
It's Berenstain and everyone thinks it's Berenstein Bears.
What's that got to do with...
And so the theory is that someone had gone back
in time and changed the way...
You're pronouncing it.
In just the trajectory of things.
I'm [bleep] getting an education here.
[producer speaking]
Well, yeah. I believe he would squat when he poops.
That's why they call 'em Sasquatch.
- Ugh. - [Jack] It should be Sasquats.
[laughing]
All right. We have deer cam ghost.
This was December 29th, 2020.
This was captured on a trail cam used for hunting
and in no way has this footage been manipulated.
What country?
Uh, this was location unknown.
So it's captured a deer.
You see that walking behind it?
[Ozzy] It's a glitch.
[Sharon] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Jack] But look, the deer looks at whatever's there
Because it turns to look and it's like, "Wait, who the [bleep] was that?"
Camera glitch.
Can't wait to put deer cameras up on my property.
Get all sorts of cool footage.
You're going to have cameras everywhere.
Oh, [bleep] yeah.
All right, Woogie Boogie scale?
Oh, I'll give that, I'll give that five.
A five?
Yeah, five.
Um, we used to go hunting when I was a kid.
Hmm.
Rabbits.
You're gonna... Should we go...
Would you ever go deer hunting?
I've never been.
I wouldn't shoot-- I wouldn't kill a deer.
They're too beautiful, Jack.
They're also really tasty.
No, they're not. [mimics retching]
Oh, my God! Deer is delicious.
No.
Why would you wanna kill a [bleep] deer for?
[Sharon] They're so beautiful, Jack.
Their eyes, I mean, it's Bambi.
[Ozzy] Would you prefer to see a majestic...
[deer flatulating]
I have-- I have seen deer that I haven't shot.
I've also seen deer that I've shot.
I was... When I was up... When I was up in Idaho,
I was driving and, like, four white backs as I was,
as I was driving, were sprinting along the road,
- just hopping over fences. - Ah-aw. That's so beautiful, Jack.
[deer farts]
Yeah, they're great.
[Jack] How weird is that?
Now watch.
What's a ghost want with a bloody broom?
- Oh, it's a witch broom. - Maybe it's... Yeah. Maybe it's a witch ghost.
[producer speaking]
I do use trail cams in my investigations.
One time, I was in my hotel room and they forgot to tell me
the trail cameras were on.
And I walked out of the shower, stark bollock naked.
Just hangin' out in my room...
- Hello. - Doing my thing.
And I was like, [bleep] but the problem is,
they upload to a cloud.
So, I was like, "[bleep] how do we delete it?"
And it was this whole thing.
We're on the phone with the manufacturer
of these cameras being like, "How do you delete footage?"
And they were like, "Well, I don't know what you caught
on that camera, but good luck deleting it."
Ghostly janitor, this comes to us from New South Wales,
Australia on April 13th, 2018, Friday the 13th, to be specific.
[Jack] Early one morning, officers at a police station
in Australia noticed a garage door had been opened
in their parking lot.
So they checked the CCTV camera footage,
uh, to see who opened it and why
and what they caught is very odd.
How weird is that?
Now watch.
What-what did it do?
[Jack] Watch.
You see the broom comes out and look,
no one's holding it, it just, like, floats out.
And then it gets pulled back in.
- [Ozzy] Somebody in there... - You don't see it being pulled back in.
Might be somebody in the [bleep] garage.
But they said no one was there.
I don't believe it.
[Ozzy] It's a guy in the [bleep] garage pulling the rope
and he goes, "Oh, bollocks, I'll use the broom."
Puts the broom out, then he goes, "[bleep], I'm gonna..."
That broom was put there. You can see the way...
What I'm saying is, there's someone went through this door here, went...
Yeah.
I don't buy it. That's [bleep] useless.
It was put there by a ghost.
I'm not impressed at all, that's, you know,
when they do the puppets, all the guys dressed in black...
Mm-hmm.
And they do those puppet shows, that's a guy in black.
He placed that thing, you can see it.
- It's somebody around that corner in the garage. - Yeah.
And a broom.
What's a ghost want with a bloody broom?
- Maybe it's a witch broom. - Yeah. Maybe it's a witch ghost.
They ain't gonna go far on that bloody broom.
Doug, what do you think?
[Doug] You're both right. Love me.
What do we give that on the Woogie Boogie scale?
Nothing.
- Bull[bleep]. That's all we give it. - Oh, for [bleep] sake.
[Sharon] We'll give it a big BS.
I hate you and now I hate myself.
Right.
[Jack] This next one certainly tugs at some heartstrings.
[Sharon] That is so sad.
That was amazing.
[producer speaking]
- No. - I don't know.
- Yes. - I honestly don't know.
I don't think there's such a thing called Bigfoot.
[producer speaking]
I don't believe in Bigfoot, period.
I believe in Bigfoot.
And he's a big, whatever he is,
so he has to have big feet to support the rest of it.
- You know what? - Giraffes have big feet, don't they?
[Jack] Big feet, bigger boners.
Oh, stop.
Big shoes...
[evil laughter]
He's a good boy, Doug.
[Jack] His mouth stinks.
[bleep] hell, bro. Doug, you want to brush your mouth, mate.
I know, he needs to get his teeth cleaned again.
- Oh, he's offended. - Put Doug down.
Doug... Oh, you want me to put him down?
Doug, your time has come.
Father has said so.
Old Yeller style, I'm gonna take you out by the shed.
[Sharon] No.
Leave Douglas alone.
Douglas Barder. Sir Douglas.
[Jack] No, he's Lord Douglas of Studio City.
[Sharon] Okay.
Um...
All right, so this next one I'm about to show you guys
is a bit of a tear-jerker.
It certainly tugs at some heartstrings.
Um, this was filmed at the wake of a young boy.
- And the clip is... - Rape?
A wake, of a young boy.
How old was the baby?
He was very young.
I think he was, yeah, two or three.
[Jack] Look, balloon floats off the...
[Ozzy] That's weird.
[Jack] The balloon stops at the boy's mother.
That's [bleep]...
That's unbelievable.
It is weird, isn't it?
[Jack] It's just, like, hanging around her.
See what I said earlier on about kids' spirits?
[Jack] Hmm.
Aw.
Sad, right?
Sad, but... That's pretty touching.
That is so sad.
That was amazing.
You couldn't understand what the woman was, you know...
Oh, my God!
Ozzy, it's not even-- To think of that...
It's-it's-it's every parents' worst [bleep] nightmare that.
Every time you guys leave the house...
Did you see the way she was hugging the balloon
to her face, it's just, like, heartbreaking.
- [Jack] Yeah. - [Ozzy] Sad.
That's the thing I was just saying to you before.
If I die and I come as a balloon,
I'm just gonna take the balloon and just smack you guys
in the [bleep] head with it.
Like this.
[bleep] [bleep]
That poor lady.
On the Woogie Boogie scale... Let's do this one.
What... The heartstring scale
and the Woogie Boogie scale, it's a first.
The heartstring is a 100.
I mean, it's just terrible.
[Ozzy] It was unbelievable.
[Sharon] But I give that a ten.
[Jack] A ten on the Woogie Boogie?
[Sharon] Yeah, I do.
All right. I'll give ten on the other one.
[Jack] Note to self, find more sad ghost clips.
Ended on a high note, that episode was full of highs and lows,
but I'm glad we got through it.
I think it was a good episode, Jack.
The first two were brill.
[man 1] Can you show yourself to my camera, please?
[Jack] Yeah. And then the UFO.
[Sharon] Yeah, it's good.
[man 2] Do you see how this is moving?
- [Jack] All right. Cool. - [Sharon] Very good.
- Well... - [Ozzy] Very impressive.
- Well... - Getting better, Jack.
Better, closer, or warmer, I'll take it.
All right, you at home,
we are nothing without your contribution.
So if you have any videos that you want us to see,
anything paranormal, wild, wacky, don't send anything pervy,
but make sure you upload it to any social media platform
and use the hashtag #OsbournesBelieve.
We will see it.
- And if you're lucky enough... - Wanna believe.
Well, we just... the hashtag is just #OsbournesBelieve.
But I know you want to believe, but if it's good enough,
you'll make it onto the show.
So, thank you.
And... All right. That's us.
I was gonna say, "Pervy, don't send pervy."
[laughing]
Yeah.
Now, you want pervy.
I'll give that a ten.
[Sharon] Let's see it again.
[Jack] No wonder, I'm [bleep] up.
Dad, I want to go on a Bigfoot hunt.
[Ozzy] I don't believe in Bigfoot, period.
[Jack] I hate you and now I hate myself.
[Sharon] Rude. Give me a Bigfoot.
[Ozzy] I dated his daughter once.
[Jack] Um, we've all had a Bigfoot in our day.
Look, you can see...
[Ozzy] I don't think that's a Bigfoot.
[Sharon] Yeah, I think he's a homeless person.
[Ozzy] It's a bloke having a piss.
[Jack] But he's got long arms.
- You can see. - [Ozzy] That ain't Bigfoot.
[Jack] Keep your eyes peeled, Mom and Dad,
he's big, he's hairy, but he's elusive.
[growls]