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[man] Ozzy,
I'm gonna hand this to you
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and I'll have you re-slate
when Jack comes in.
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I got to do this thing try and
convince these folks that...
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- Hi, Jack.
- things aren't as they seem.
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Hi. You having fun there?
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Get this [bleep] thing
on the way.
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[Jack] We may be
the first family of darkness,
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but not all of us
are true believers
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in the paranormal.
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I want to believe.
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[Sharon] Has a ghost
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- ever been caught on film?
- Yes.
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And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.
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Who's that?
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I think you're starting
to believe.
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Seeing is believing.
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[Jack] Whoa.
What is happening?
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[Ozzy] Oh, God. No.
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Ah, okay. How are we doing?
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- Very good.
- Very good, thanks.
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Here we find ourselves
locked in the basement
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with me.
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And a whole bunch of weird clips
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from the internet.
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You guys feeling like
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you maybe wanna believe today?
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- [Sharon] Yeah. I do. Why not?
- [Jack] All right.
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So this first clip
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is one of the scary ones
I'm gonna show you.
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Well, at least it scared me.
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This was taken
from a security camera
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in Wakefield, New Hampshire.
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[ominous music playing]
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[Jack] So that camera
is pointing towards the road.
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And if you look right here,
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that's the ghostly apparition
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the homeowner captured.
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Now watch what happens next.
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[ominous music playing]
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[Jack] The car drives
right through it.
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- Nah, [bleep] no.
- [Jack] Hold on.
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And look at it closer.
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I mean, someone's definitely
there, they're moving.
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[Ozzy] Before the car
gets to it,
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it disappears.
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[Jack] I don't think so.
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The car goes right through it.
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[Ozzy] You know what I think
this is...
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Them security cameras
go for 24 hours
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and they'll go over it.
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[Jack] No, no, no.
We just started.
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You can't pull
the double exposure crap.
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These one's are digital.
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So it doesn't do the same thing.
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[Ozzy] I don't think
it's a ghost.
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[Jack] Mom's quiet.
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You're either tired
or you're deep in thought?
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No. I'm just thinking
about it.
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[ominous music playing]
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Oh.
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[fake crying]
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[Sharon] I think it looks like
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he's in front of the car
but he's actually not.
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He's at the side on the road.
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[Jack] So, we think
that is potentially real?
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Oh, I thought it's real
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but that it's somebody
at the side of the road.
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[whimsical music playing]
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[Jack] Okay.
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Woogie Boogie,
what are we giving it?
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- Four.
- Two.
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Uh-huh.
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[Sharon makes sound]
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[makes sound]
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Why, Dimi, why?
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[ominous music playing]
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[glass breaks]
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Why, Dimi, why?
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Dimi, why you do this to me?
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That's a reference
to The Exorcist
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if anyone is unaware.
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Oh, please.
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Why you do this to me Dimi, why?
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[cheers and applause]
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[Jack] Okay.
So, this next clip
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was captured
on a security camera,
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uh, watch for the shadow
figure on the stairs.
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And what it does to one
of the guys in the video.
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And no, he did not slip
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or trip on his shoelace.
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[ominous music playing]
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[Jack] Keep your eye
on the guy to the right.
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[laughs]
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[laughs] You think it's funny?
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They're just walking down
the stairs
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having a good old chat,
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then he gets beaten up
by a shadow.
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[Jack] I'm glad
you find it funny.
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And just so we're clear,
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that is no ordinary shadow.
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[bleep] shadow.
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[Jack] Yeah. That's the point.
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It's a shadow attacking him.
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- Look.
- No, no.
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It's him. It's...
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It's his shadow.
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That's not his shadow.
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That shadow
is moving independent
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of both of those guys.
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Look, it's staying there.
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It's a weird clip.
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[Sharon] But why should a ghost
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have a shadow anyway?
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[Jack] That's a good point.
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Do you actually think
a ghost was attacking
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or was the guy
just like slipping
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on some like oil on the steps,
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having a bit of a flail around?
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[Sharon] No.
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Somebody was hitting on him.
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- Hmm.
- Tripping him up.
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[Jack] Where would we put this
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- on the Woogie Boogie scale?
- Five.
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[Jack]
Five on the Woogie Boogie?
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- Three.
- [Jack] Are you serious?
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Oh, coming out
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not as strong as I would like
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but we have room for growth.
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So this next clip
comes to us, uh,
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straight out of Vietnam,
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uh, July 19th, 2014.
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[ominous music playing]
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[Jack] This is
the guy's workshop.
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And he caught some type
of entity
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on his security camera.
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[ominous music playing]
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How weird is that?
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- [bleep] smoke.
- [Jack] Smoke?
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What [bleep] smoke
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gets sucked out of a door?
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- Maybe they opened a window.
- Why was it going
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into a [bleep] cupboard?
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It's a little kitchen.
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[Jack] It's not
a [bleep] kitchen.
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And it's not a [bleep] cupboard.
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It's a doorway.
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[Sharon] No.
It's a kettle boiling.
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[Jack] You think
it's a boiling kettle?
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Burned the [bleep] poach,
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- in the frying pan.
- [Jack] Wait.
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Did you just say a frying pan?
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The what? God.
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[sizzling]
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[Sharon] And that ain't
no [bleep] workshop.
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It's a workshop...
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[Ozzy speaking]
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[Sharon] The kettle's on.
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It's from a [bleep] kettle.
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[Jack] Hmm. All this.
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So much backstory
from so little information.
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Yeah.
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- I mean, this...
- Well, you... you asked.
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This... You know,
this is actually how the news
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comes up with their stories.
[laughs]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- [Jack laughs]
- [Ozzy] Come on.
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[Jack] There's literally
no information,
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- so they make it all up.
- [Ozzy] Oh, you know I...
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- [Sharon] Yeah. It's true.
- [laughs]
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All right. So, um,
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what do we wanna give this?
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I'll give it a three.
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- Five.
- [Jack] A five? That's okay.
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We're all entitled
to our opinions.
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You know what that
reminds me of?
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Remember in Ghostbusters,
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when all the ghosts
get released...
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-[Sharon] Yes. Yes
-[Jack] ...and they're all
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like flying around the city
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and like this weird, like...
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- [Sharon laughs]
- It looks like Ghostbusters.
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Do we think that's just smoke
being like
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sucked out of a door
or a window?
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[Ozzy] Yeah.
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It's in a [bleep] cupboard.
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[Ozzy speaking]
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It turns out that,
they weren't cooking.
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There wasn't
an open flame anywhere.
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- No kettle?
- [Jack] There was no kettle.
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If there was none of that
going on, what was that?
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[Sharon] One of those
bong-y pipes.
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[Jack] A bong...
a bong pipe. Yeah.
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I don't think
they were doing bong rips.
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Okay.
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I mean they could have been
doing some bong rips.
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Are we talking like a...
Like what kind of like a...
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Like a gravity bong, or a zong
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or like a Chong bong,
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- like what are we?
- [Sharon] I do not know
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but it could be one of those
whatever they are.
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[Jack] Okay. Hear me out.
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You know... You know when you,
like, fart in a car
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and you just roll
the window down
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and it just sucks it out
the window?
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[rock music playing]
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[farts]
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[Sharon] Oh, God, Jack.
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[Jack] Good morning, Vietnam.
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I've never seen smoke
move like that except a fart.
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[Jack laughs]
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[rock music playing]
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I just remember The Office
whenever I hear Vietnam.
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When, um, Michael Scott,
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the main character,
speaks in front of anyone.
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He always just starts
by yelling,
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"Good morning, Vietnam."
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Oh, I love that.
I watch it every night.
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- [Sharon] You do?
- I watch it every night
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before bed.
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That's what I fall asleep to.
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Trust me if you start
watching it,
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you will...
You're gonna be like,
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this is actually one
of the greatest comedies ever.
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[Ozzy] The [bleep] is that?
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It's a bottle of vinegar.
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[Jack] It went from 60,000 feet
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down to one foot in one second.
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- Wow.
- [Jack] There are some people
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that believe certain
celebrities are immortal.
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I'm gonna go through
pictures of people
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and you're gonna tell me
who they are.
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[Sharon] It's, um,
what's-his-face?
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[rock music playing]
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[Ozzy laughs]
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[rock music playing]
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I much prefer your hairs long.
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You like my hair long?
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- [Sharon] Yeah.
- [Ozzy] Love it.
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[Jack] I didn't get
the voice from you,
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but I got that sweet hairline.
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Yeah.
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[laughing]
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As I've stated
to all my friends,
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who are like
in really good shape,
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but have horrible hairlines,
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I could always get a six-pack,
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but they can't always get
a hairline.
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- [Sharon] That's right.
- [laughs]
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[rock music playing]
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[Ozzy laughs]
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Now this next clip
is a good one.
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Um, Bobby is a special
police officer in DC
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for the
Department of the Treasury.
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- He was...
- Now, we should say, please,
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that in England,
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they do call policemen
"Bobbies".
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[whimsical music playing]
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Yes.
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Okay. So, uh, this video...
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[Ozzy] If he's an alien, or...
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- Hold on. I'm reading...
- Bobby said.
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- [Sharon] Go on.
- All right.
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He was driving to work...
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- After smoking a big bong.
- Hmm. I don't know
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if he's a special police
officer for the treasury.
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In Vietnam.
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In Vietnam, smoking weed.
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- Hmm.
- Um, so, he's driving.
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That has a pet...
There is a commemorative light
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- over the Pentagon.
- [Sharon] Right.
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He stops and he films this.
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The [bleep] is this [bleep]
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[Jack] Look at that.
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What am I looking at?
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- A beam.
- The beam.
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But look at all
the ball lightning.
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Look at all the ball
lightning everywhere.
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Moths.
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[Jack] Those are way too big
to be moths.
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[bleep] birds
or something, innit?
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Bubbles.
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Seagulls is [bleep]
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[Sharon] [bleep] seagulls.
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Storks.
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[Jack] Moths, bubbles,
seagulls, storks?
286
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,983
What the [bleep] is wrong
with you guys?
287
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,887
How about fairies?
288
00:10:12,955 --> 00:10:15,123
[Jack] Well, that's a little
more in line with the show.
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[Ozzy] It's birds.
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[Jack] That didn't last long.
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[Ozzy] The [bleep] is that?
It's above the Pentagon.
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I would like to think, though,
that he would know
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what a bird looked like.
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If you look closer,
looks like wings are flopping.
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- Flopping.
- [Ozzy] See.
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[laughs]
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Fairies.
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Birds.
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The quote from the videographer.
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All right.
301
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Certainly not birds, not trash.
302
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He's saying that it was
very anomalous.
303
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,454
[Ozzy] Of course
he's gonna say it's not birds.
304
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Yeah. But why would
he make it up?
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I mean if I was an alien,
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and I was like,
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"Hey [bleep] I'm here." Like...
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It's a [bleep] bird.
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I'm choosing to believe
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my truth, my truth,
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is that that's an alien.
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00:11:00,636 --> 00:11:02,570
Well, my truth
is that it's fairies
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on the backs of birds.
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00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,709
- Smoking a bong from Vietnam.
- [Jack sighs]
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- Vietnam.
- They're alien drones
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observing us,
waiting to let themselves
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be known.
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Okay.
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[Jackie] All right.
Woogie Boogie scale,
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00:11:16,251 --> 00:11:17,552
where you at?
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I'll give it foive.
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- [Jack] Foive?
- [Sharon] Foive.
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00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,756
- Three.
- [Jack] Three.
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00:11:21,824 --> 00:11:23,091
[Sharon] I'll give it foive.
325
00:11:23,158 --> 00:11:25,526
[Jack] You guys are tough today.
326
00:11:25,594 --> 00:11:28,296
Uh, okay. Uh, this next clip
is of a UFO.
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00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:30,665
Some claim
that it's a mothership
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00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,767
being protected
by a fleet of smoke...
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00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,335
- Are you farting?
- [Ozzy] No, no, no, no.
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[Jack] Okay.
331
00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:36,704
[laughs]
332
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Go on then, bring it on.
333
00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:43,211
You see, mothership here.
334
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:44,879
It's somebody blowing smoke.
335
00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:46,814
- [Jack] Someone blowing smoke?
- [laughs]
336
00:11:46,882 --> 00:11:48,416
[Jack] It's a [bleep] mile
in the sky.
337
00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:50,151
What are you talking about?
338
00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:52,220
And before we go any further,
339
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that's not ball lightning
340
00:11:53,355 --> 00:11:55,022
'cause there's no [bleep]
clouds above it.
341
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,457
So don't even say it.
342
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,094
The [bleep] is that?
343
00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,262
That's very peculiar.
344
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,764
- That is...
- [Jack] Isn't that odd?
345
00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:03,931
[Ozzy] Wow.
346
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,867
Took you long enough
to catch on.
347
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,535
Where was this taken?
348
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,805
We don't know. Date unknown,
location unknown.
349
00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,073
Is it three or four
350
00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:15,076
- or is it just one?
- [Jack] Is it... Yes.
351
00:12:15,144 --> 00:12:17,178
Is it like
a partially cloaked one?
352
00:12:17,246 --> 00:12:19,046
And those are just things
you can see from it?
353
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,549
No, no. Daylight you'd see
like a...
354
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,351
You'd see an outline.
355
00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:25,520
It looks like three...
356
00:12:25,587 --> 00:12:26,921
Ball lightnings.
357
00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:29,357
Nah.
358
00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:30,625
- That is a really odd...
- That is quite
359
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:32,426
interesting actually.
360
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,162
[Jack] Now look.
Now it goes off.
361
00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:36,063
Look at that.
Off into the cloud.
362
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,865
[Ozzy]
That is very interesting.
363
00:12:39,902 --> 00:12:41,035
Like what do you...
What do you think
364
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:42,103
they are doing here?
Do you think
365
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,437
they're just observing us?
366
00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:44,839
And, like, conducting their own,
367
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,374
like, scientific research?
368
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:49,443
[Ozzy speaking]
369
00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:57,785
[Jack] Hmm.
370
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:01,189
[Jack] Well, they had.
Allegedly they have.
371
00:13:01,256 --> 00:13:04,325
If you... If you believe
the stories of Area 51,
372
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:05,927
- Area S4, Roswell, you know.
- Yeah.
373
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,029
But they... But it seems...
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00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:10,798
It seems to be America
more than anywhere else.
375
00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:13,267
[Jack] Well, there's...
Apparently Russia has had,
376
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,236
um, its own Roswell experience.
377
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,538
They call it Roswell.
378
00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:21,375
- [Sharon] What? Roswell.
- [Jack] They call it Roswell.
379
00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:23,244
Mom, what would you put that
on the Woogie Boogie?
380
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,981
Seven.
381
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,916
- [Jack] I'll take that.
- [Ozzy] That's interesting.
382
00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:31,319
- That's a six.
- [Jack] That's a six?
383
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,287
Okay. I like that number.
384
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,756
What's your thought
that now you actually have
385
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,291
the U.S. government saying,
386
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,493
"Hey, we're not saying
they're aliens,
387
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,795
but there's this weird
[bleep] happening.
388
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,296
And we don't know
what the [bleep] it is."
389
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,899
There's some footage
that I've seen,
390
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,901
and you look at it and you go,
391
00:13:46,969 --> 00:13:50,438
that's [bleep] can't be a trick.
392
00:13:50,505 --> 00:13:51,405
Yeah.
393
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,040
[Ozzy] That one
from the cockpit,
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00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,109
uh, where you see the thing go
and then you...
395
00:13:55,177 --> 00:13:57,912
- [Jack] Mmm-hmm.
- That's very odd.
396
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,213
[Jack] It is.
397
00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:01,682
One of the pilots
who recorded that footage
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00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,050
that you're talking about...
399
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:04,986
- You can't deny that...
- [Jack] ...he said
400
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,022
it went from 60,000 feet
401
00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:11,792
down to one foot
above the ocean in one second.
402
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,294
- Wow.
- Wow.
403
00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:14,762
[Jack] It literally was there
404
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:17,899
and then up above them
60,000 feet.
405
00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,667
That's faster than the speed
of [bleep] light
406
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,802
- at that point.
- [Ozzy] Wow.
407
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,938
Do you guys think that
this could actually be...
408
00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,306
We'll call them UAP,
409
00:14:25,374 --> 00:14:26,841
Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.
410
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:27,808
So it's not man-made.
411
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:29,477
It's not a naturally
occurring thing.
412
00:14:29,544 --> 00:14:31,379
Yes.
413
00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,147
[applause]
414
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,250
Thank you, thank you.
Really, thank you.
415
00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:39,453
I humbly accept this UAP Award.
416
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:41,522
And I'd like to thank
my loving mother
417
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,991
for being open-minded
about UAP's.
418
00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:45,960
Thank you. Thank you.
419
00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:47,628
I consider this a bit
of a victory
420
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:49,063
because you're saying
that you think
421
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:50,498
it could be a UFO.
422
00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:52,500
- Yes, I do.
- Okay.
423
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:55,569
And you're saying
that it's anomalous.
424
00:14:55,637 --> 00:14:57,838
- Yes.
- [Jack] Moving on.
425
00:14:57,906 --> 00:15:00,107
Charlie Chaplin's The Circus,
426
00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:03,411
woman is on a cell phone
in this clip.
427
00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:05,680
Well, what the [bleep]?
428
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,848
[Jack] Most of their
electronics stopped working
429
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,750
when the team
was directly above it.
430
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,252
What is this [bleep] thing?
431
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,889
[rock music playing]
432
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,358
[man laughs]
433
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,329
[rock music playing]
434
00:15:23,098 --> 00:15:24,065
Listen.
435
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,900
If it was all great
all the time,
436
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,501
my job wouldn't be necessary.
437
00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,203
Most people would argue
that my job
438
00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:30,805
isn't necessary anyway.
439
00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,574
But hey,
someone wants to hire me.
440
00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:36,344
[laughs]
441
00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:38,145
Well, I'm hiring you,
get this [bleep] thing
442
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,180
on the way.
443
00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:42,550
[rock music playing]
444
00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,652
[man laughs]
445
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,421
All right.
Charlie Chaplin's The Circus,
446
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,359
woman is on a cell phone
in this clip.
447
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,494
- Chaplin's The Circus?
- What the [bleep]?
448
00:15:53,562 --> 00:15:55,196
[Jack] Have you ever seen
the Charlie Chaplin movie
449
00:15:55,263 --> 00:15:56,397
- The Circus?
- No.
450
00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:57,498
[Jack] You guys, you, uh...
451
00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:58,733
You didn't see it
in the movie theater
452
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,234
when it came out in 1928?
453
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:03,137
[whimsical music playing]
454
00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:04,739
All right. So one thing
you may have missed
455
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,707
if you were in the movie theater
456
00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:08,442
watching this in 1928.
457
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,612
It looks like a woman
is talking on a cell phone
458
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,515
and some people believe
that this is the existence
459
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,317
of a time traveler
using some kind
460
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:17,618
of communication device.
461
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,487
And they happen to have been
caught on this.
462
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,689
Oh, [bleep] off. Let's see.
463
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:23,124
[Jack] Oh, oh, oh. Okay.
464
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,959
Well tell me
what this could have been.
465
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,127
[Sharon]
Talking into her shoe.
466
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,661
[laughs]
467
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,165
[Jack] Look.
468
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,834
Got something up to her ear
and she's talking.
469
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:36,437
- Where is she [bleep] talking?
- [Jack] Look at that.
470
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:37,772
Holding up something to her ear
471
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:38,973
- and her mouth is moving.
- Got the earache.
472
00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:40,474
No, it's not a [bleep]
473
00:16:40,509 --> 00:16:42,009
She's clearly got something
in her... Look.
474
00:16:42,077 --> 00:16:44,712
- Am I on the phone, Jack?
- [Jack laughs] Maybe.
475
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,247
She could have been doing this.
476
00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,049
But do you walk like this?
477
00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:49,550
No, look at her hand.
It's like this.
478
00:16:49,618 --> 00:16:52,453
It's gripping something,
holding it to her ear.
479
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:54,789
[Sharon] Give me
a [bleep] break.
480
00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:55,956
[Jack] Uh,
but kind of going back
481
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:57,158
to what we were saying though,
482
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,926
do you think that this is
an example
483
00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:00,294
of time travel?
484
00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,229
No, she's scratching
her old head.
485
00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:03,297
[laughs]
486
00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,699
She ain't on no [bleep]
cell phone.
487
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,669
Do you think
that is a real zebra?
488
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,471
[laughs]
489
00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,576
[Jack laughs]
490
00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:18,345
If you could travel in time,
would you go forward or back?
491
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,346
- [Ozzy] Back.
- Go back.
492
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,715
[Jack] Yeah?
Where would you go?
493
00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:24,185
[Sharon] Depending if I was
having a good time.
494
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,287
How far would you go back?
495
00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:27,888
Um...
496
00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,825
About a hundred years.
497
00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:33,561
I'd go back to Edwardian times.
498
00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:35,763
[Jack] Oh, but it would just
smell like [bleep] everywhere.
499
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,865
[Sharon] Not if you've got
some money.
500
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,701
They never had sewer--
Proper plumbing.
501
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,969
I mean, they did have plumbing.
502
00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:43,204
[Ozzy] Did you know
they used to have
503
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,505
these big potpourri jars
504
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:45,773
everywhere around the houses?
505
00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:48,609
[Jack] Yeah,
because everyone stank.
506
00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:50,344
You guys are clean freaks.
507
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:52,046
Why the Edwardian times?
508
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,048
I love the way they dressed.
509
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:57,084
[Jack] Mom, you like wearing
like comfortable clothes.
510
00:17:57,152 --> 00:18:00,788
What about female attire
in Edwardian days
511
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,389
screams comfort?
512
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,258
[piano music playing]
513
00:18:04,326 --> 00:18:06,060
[Ozzy] What, did they dress
like idiots?
514
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,062
- [Jack] Yes.
- [Sharon laughs]
515
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,030
You would have had
a big bow like this
516
00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:11,232
- at your neck...
- [Jack] And a big hat.
517
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,099
big, big collar up here.
518
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,567
Well, you know, I mean,
519
00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:14,535
wonder why they dressed...
520
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:16,237
And a cane and leggings.
521
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,872
Mmm-hmm. Tailcoats.
522
00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:19,273
I mean, I wonder why
they dressed like that.
523
00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:20,708
- Looks like [bleep] idiots.
- [Jack] I know.
524
00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:22,143
Like, who'd have ever thought...
525
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,544
[Ozzy] It must have taken them
all morning
526
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:24,778
to get dressed.
527
00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,881
Yeah. I'd go back
to the 1940s.
528
00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:28,382
- I'd like to check that out.
- [Ozzy] Mmm-hmm.
529
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:31,552
I would like to check out
like every decade
530
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,721
of the century
531
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,456
- of like of the 20th century.
- Yeah.
532
00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:37,458
[Jack] So I'd like go
to like 1910,
533
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:40,194
1920, 1930, 1940,
534
00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:42,429
like I would go and do that.
535
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,932
I definitely
wouldn't wanna go forward.
536
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,001
[Jack] In your guys' lifespan,
537
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:49,403
what has been
your favorite decade?
538
00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:50,371
'80s.
539
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,939
Was that because of cocaine?
540
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,374
No, it... it...
541
00:18:53,441 --> 00:18:57,011
Oh, I would just go
with that coke in the '70s.
542
00:18:57,078 --> 00:18:58,245
- [Sharon laughs]
- [Jack] Um, and so,
543
00:18:58,313 --> 00:19:00,614
what about the '80s
did you love so much?
544
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,448
Cocaine.
545
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,552
[laughter]
546
00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:07,755
What was your favorite decade?
547
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:08,923
[Sharon] It'd have
to be the '80s
548
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,157
because I married your dad
549
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:13,327
and had three gorgeous children.
550
00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:14,562
[Ozzy] Well, two are gorgeous.
551
00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:17,731
But there was one male
that was a pain in the ass.
552
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,066
[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
553
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,001
I knew it.
I knew it was true.
554
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,503
It's all right.
555
00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:24,305
All right. What would you
Woogie Boogie Scale me
556
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,973
- on this one?
- A half.
557
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,309
- [Jack] A half a point?
- A half a point.
558
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,977
That's for the [bleep] horse.
559
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,079
- [horse neighs]
- Oh, for [bleep] sake.
560
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:33,647
What would you give it?
561
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,949
- A one.
- [Jack] One.
562
00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:36,417
That's for the saddle.
563
00:19:36,484 --> 00:19:38,285
[Jack laughs] Okay.
So this one...
564
00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,054
[Ozzy] Where are you getting
these from?
565
00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:41,655
[Jack] The internet.
Everything on the internet
566
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,290
- is true.
- [bleep] hell.
567
00:19:43,325 --> 00:19:45,326
- [Jack] Moving on.
- [Sharon] Yeah.
568
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,962
[Jack] Okay.
So there are some people
569
00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:51,298
that believe certain
celebrities are immortal.
570
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,133
- Right.
- [Jack] I'm gonna go through
571
00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:54,969
pictures of people
and you're gonna tell me...
572
00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,538
- Who they are.
- who they are.
573
00:19:57,606 --> 00:20:01,208
[man] Let's play
everyone's favorite game,
574
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,411
Celebrity Time Traveler.
575
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,481
All right. This first clip,
576
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:10,517
the date of it is in the 1920s,
577
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,852
who does it look like?
578
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,387
[suspenseful music playing]
579
00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:14,455
[Jack] Who's that?
580
00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,457
It's, um, what's-his-face?
581
00:20:17,993 --> 00:20:18,993
Johnny Depp.
582
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,261
- [bell dinging]
- [Jack] That one.
583
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:22,096
Yes, you got that one correct.
584
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:24,331
[Sharon] Oh, we are good
at this.
585
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:25,499
[laughter]
586
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:26,734
[Jack] All right.
This next one
587
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,869
is from an unknown period
588
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,371
and who does it look like?
589
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,639
[suspenseful music playing]
590
00:20:31,706 --> 00:20:34,108
Oh, that is, um...
591
00:20:34,175 --> 00:20:35,609
No. It's, uh...
592
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:36,610
Oh, God.
593
00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:40,047
What was his catchphrase
from the movie?
594
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,150
Oh, he won an Oscar for, uh...
595
00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:45,019
being thin and having aids.
596
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:46,687
- Forrest Gump.
- [Sharon] No,
597
00:20:46,755 --> 00:20:48,722
he's not [bleep] Forrest Gump.
598
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,424
It's, um, what's-his-face?
599
00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:51,625
- [man] Matthew...
- Oh, that's him, man.
600
00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:52,726
Matthew...
601
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:53,927
- What's-his-face?
- [Jack] McConaughey.
602
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,496
- [bell dinging]
- [Jack] Matthew McConaughey.
603
00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:56,563
- [Sharon] Yeah.
- [Jack] Yeah. All right,
604
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,431
all right, all right.
605
00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,365
See, that's [bleep] weird.
606
00:20:58,433 --> 00:20:59,233
[Sharon] That's it, yeah.
607
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,134
[Jack] That looks like him.
608
00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:01,201
[Sharon] So much so.
609
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,771
[Jack] Next one,
who does it look like?
610
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:06,640
[suspenseful music playing]
611
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,342
- [Jack] Who's that?
- Matthew McConaughey's mom.
612
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:09,777
- [buzzer buzzes]
- [Jack laughs]
613
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:12,579
Who's that? No?
614
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,448
Anything?
615
00:21:14,516 --> 00:21:15,382
No.
616
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:16,583
[Jack] Queen Latifah?
617
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,551
- [Ozzy] No.
- [Sharon] Ooh,
618
00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:19,486
a little bit, yeah.
619
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,121
Okay. This one.
620
00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:22,756
[suspenseful music playing]
621
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,858
Oh, the guy who does
the late night chat show.
622
00:21:24,926 --> 00:21:26,660
Jamie Hetfield.
623
00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:27,761
He does a chat show.
624
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,096
He used to be on SNL.
625
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,531
- Jimmy Fallon.
- [Sharon] Yeah.
626
00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:31,732
[Jack] So this man is actually
627
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,301
a Turkish
communist revolutionary.
628
00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:36,503
He was killed in an ambush
by Turkish forces
629
00:21:36,571 --> 00:21:38,205
in 1972.
630
00:21:38,273 --> 00:21:40,407
Jimmy was born in 1974.
631
00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:42,609
Is Jimmy Fallon immortal?
632
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,445
- Nah.
- [Jack] Did he move to America
633
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:48,215
at that point and adopt
this American persona?
634
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,717
[Ozzy] Go on, next.
635
00:21:49,784 --> 00:21:53,487
All right.
How about, uh, this one?
636
00:21:53,555 --> 00:21:55,622
Who does that look like?
637
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,891
Hmm, it's, um...
638
00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,526
- Robert De Niro.
- Robert De Niro.
639
00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:01,128
- [buzzer dinging]
- [Jack] Yup.
640
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,230
- It's pretty crazy, right?
- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
641
00:22:03,298 --> 00:22:04,732
[Jack] Okay.
642
00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:08,369
Who is this guy right here?
643
00:22:08,436 --> 00:22:09,336
Father Christmas.
644
00:22:09,404 --> 00:22:10,838
- [Jack] No.
- Big nose.
645
00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:13,674
[Jack] No.
Who does that look like?
646
00:22:13,742 --> 00:22:16,276
- [Sharon] Al Pacino.
- [Jack] No, another Italian.
647
00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,612
- Stallone.
- [Sharon] Oh, it does.
648
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,247
[Jack] Doesn't that look
like Stallone?
649
00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:22,249
- [Jack] Ain't that crazy?
- [Sharon] Even got the mouth.
650
00:22:22,317 --> 00:22:23,951
-[Jack] Yeah.
-[Sharon] And the other [bleep]
651
00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,886
look at him
with the googly eyes,
652
00:22:25,954 --> 00:22:27,654
he looks like a [bleep] fish.
653
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,224
[laughter]
654
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,226
[Jack] Okay. This photo
655
00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:35,896
is titled "Harlem Loiterers"
656
00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:38,098
and it was taken in 1939.
657
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,167
Who does this gentleman
look like?
658
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,003
Oh, he's married to Beyonce.
659
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,438
- [Jack] Jay-Z?
- Yup.
660
00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:45,973
- [buzzer dinging]
- [Jack] Yup.
661
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,008
[Sharon]
Oh, see? We got this down.
662
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,510
[Jack] Crazy, right?
663
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,479
Um, all right.
Now, this last photo,
664
00:22:52,547 --> 00:22:56,583
the name of the woman
is Millicent Fawcett
665
00:22:56,651 --> 00:23:00,120
born 1847, died 1929.
666
00:23:00,188 --> 00:23:01,488
She was an English feminist.
667
00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:04,224
Let's check it out.
668
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,326
[Ozzy] An old [bleep] bat.
669
00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:08,495
[Jack] Who's that?
670
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,530
[Sharon] I don't know.
671
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,231
- Madonna?
- [buzzer buzzes]
672
00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:12,666
- No.
- Who is it?
673
00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:13,967
They say it looks like you.
674
00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:16,270
- [buzzer dinging]
- Oh, ridiculous, ridiculous.
675
00:23:16,337 --> 00:23:18,005
[Jack] The internet says
it looks like you.
676
00:23:18,072 --> 00:23:20,374
[laughs]
677
00:23:20,408 --> 00:23:22,443
Dad, are you immortal?
678
00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:24,211
Oh, that's ridiculous.
679
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,013
- What a load of [bleep]
- Yeah.
680
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,315
[Jack laughs]
681
00:23:28,383 --> 00:23:30,117
[Sharon] How dare they?
682
00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:32,719
How dare they say that?
683
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,054
[Jack laughs]
684
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,057
[Sharon] Well, sorry, missus,
you ain't my husband.
685
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,294
- Go on.
- [laughs] All right.
686
00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:41,662
Woogie Boogie?
687
00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:44,698
- Eight.
- Eight.
688
00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:46,233
- For the novelty.
- [Jack] All right.
689
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,634
For the novelty, eight.
690
00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:49,203
For the hard work?
691
00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:52,473
- That's our Celebrity the...
- Look alikeys.
692
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,274
[Jack]
Time Travel, doppelganger,
693
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,909
whatever you wanna call it.
694
00:23:57,212 --> 00:23:59,446
- It's perfect. It's...
- [Jack] Like a perfect circle.
695
00:23:59,514 --> 00:24:01,849
Like that's literally
[bleep] impossible to do.
696
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,884
- [Sharon] Gorgeous.
- That's unbelievable.
697
00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,453
This one is actually
one of my favorites.
698
00:24:06,521 --> 00:24:08,655
- Look at that.
- Is it made of stone?
699
00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:09,890
What is it made of?
700
00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:11,925
[Jack] I can't figure out
what this is.
701
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,663
[man laughing]
702
00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:19,900
[upbeat music playing]
703
00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:27,040
[producer speaking]
704
00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:28,609
- Yes.
- [bleep], yes.
705
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,078
So, wait, you think
there's a nefarious like
706
00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:33,146
you know
how they say like, uh...
707
00:24:33,214 --> 00:24:35,415
Harvey Weinstein
was in a satanic sex cult,
708
00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:37,417
- like that kind of [bleep]
- No, no, no, no,
709
00:24:37,452 --> 00:24:39,953
I think that Harvey one
was just a [bleep] pervert.
710
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,622
[Jack] Because my thing
is you know how they think
711
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,724
there's a theory that like
the Hollywood elite
712
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,459
are in these satanic sex cults?
713
00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:46,860
- Nah.
- If they were,
714
00:24:46,928 --> 00:24:48,695
I really feel like
they would have at least
715
00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:50,831
invited you at one point.
716
00:24:50,899 --> 00:24:52,799
Well, you don't know.
717
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,002
[Jack] Oh. Hmm.
718
00:24:55,069 --> 00:24:58,605
Got like a secret sign,
where you gotta go...
719
00:24:58,673 --> 00:25:01,041
[Jack] Hmm.
The plot thickens.
720
00:25:01,075 --> 00:25:04,411
[producer speaking]
721
00:25:04,479 --> 00:25:06,446
- Yes.
- [Ozzy] We went to Stonehenge,
722
00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:07,648
Jack and I.
723
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,050
And them stones
are pretty [bleep] heavy
724
00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:13,420
and the one other thing
was interesting was
725
00:25:13,488 --> 00:25:16,223
I think the stones
were bought from...
726
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,491
- Wales.
- Wales,
727
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,159
- a hundred miles away.
- Yeah.
728
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,794
In today's technology.
729
00:25:20,862 --> 00:25:22,863
- You'd take a [bleep] good...
- [Jack] Yeah. Like...
730
00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,665
thing to move
the [bleep] thing.
731
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,768
- [Sharon] Aliens.
- [producer speaking]
732
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,939
- In where?
- Mount Rushmore. We've been...
733
00:25:32,006 --> 00:25:33,740
- Yes.
- Yes. I believe there is.
734
00:25:33,808 --> 00:25:36,410
[dramatic music playing]
735
00:25:36,477 --> 00:25:37,411
It's a door.
736
00:25:37,478 --> 00:25:38,979
How [bleep] weird is that?
737
00:25:39,047 --> 00:25:40,814
That looks just pretty cool.
738
00:25:40,882 --> 00:25:42,249
- Let's give it a look.
- Right.
739
00:25:42,317 --> 00:25:44,051
I'm ready for this.
740
00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:45,218
And off we go.
741
00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:48,989
[dramatic music playing]
742
00:25:49,057 --> 00:25:51,058
- Yes.
- [Sharon] No,
743
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,893
- that went down well.
- [Jack] Yeah.
744
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,464
[man laughing]
745
00:25:57,532 --> 00:25:59,266
Okay.
So this next clip, uh,
746
00:25:59,334 --> 00:26:00,934
it's one of your favorites, Dad.
747
00:26:01,002 --> 00:26:05,372
Bizarre crop circles
appear in German field.
748
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,907
How would you pronounce that?
749
00:26:06,975 --> 00:26:08,275
Hi... Hei...
750
00:26:08,343 --> 00:26:09,509
Heichyacht...
751
00:26:09,577 --> 00:26:11,378
- Heichel?
- [laughs]
752
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,946
- No.
- [gibberish]
753
00:26:13,014 --> 00:26:15,916
- [Jack] Heichweil.
- It's nam. It's nam.
754
00:26:15,984 --> 00:26:18,285
All right. It's in...
755
00:26:18,353 --> 00:26:20,187
- It's in Germany.
- [laughs]
756
00:26:20,254 --> 00:26:21,855
[dramatic music playing]
757
00:26:21,923 --> 00:26:23,490
[Jack]
Look at that crop circle.
758
00:26:23,524 --> 00:26:25,759
[Ozzy]
I mean, these crop circles,
759
00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:29,062
when I... When they first
came out I thought,
760
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,263
"It's people [bleep] around."
761
00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:31,365
But the... It's... It's...
762
00:26:31,432 --> 00:26:32,833
[Jack]
Look at that [bleep] thing.
763
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,768
- That's gorgeous.
- That's unbelievable.
764
00:26:34,836 --> 00:26:36,737
- It's perfect as well.
- [Jack] Mmm-hmm.
765
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,438
Like how do you fake that?
766
00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:44,011
A [bleep] big board.
767
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:49,049
[Jack laughs]
768
00:26:49,117 --> 00:26:50,584
[Jack]
Even with a board like...
769
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,753
- It's perfect, it's...
- [Jack] It's a perfect circle,
770
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,288
like that's literally
[bleep] impossible to do.
771
00:26:55,356 --> 00:26:56,690
[Ozzy] Yeah. Yeah.
772
00:26:56,758 --> 00:26:59,059
Them crop circles
are very interesting things.
773
00:26:59,127 --> 00:27:00,694
[Sharon] So it just appeared?
774
00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:03,330
- [Jack] Yes.
- [engine reeving]
775
00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:04,865
[Jack] So here's, um,
something interesting
776
00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:06,033
about this clip.
777
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,934
Not only is the circle
778
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,370
and all the geometric
shapes in it
779
00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:12,239
- absolutely perfect.
- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
780
00:27:12,273 --> 00:27:13,607
[Jack] But another crop circle
781
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,575
appeared in the exact same place
782
00:27:15,643 --> 00:27:17,177
six years earlier.
783
00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:19,546
- And it just reappeared.
- [Sharon] Same pattern?
784
00:27:19,614 --> 00:27:21,682
[Jack]
Only minor differences.
785
00:27:21,749 --> 00:27:24,317
Apparently aliens
that the government
786
00:27:24,385 --> 00:27:25,686
has their space ships.
787
00:27:25,753 --> 00:27:29,289
They come from a star system
called Zeta Reticuli.
788
00:27:29,323 --> 00:27:31,324
You can see it
in the Southern hemisphere.
789
00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,793
It's a binary star,
790
00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:35,228
apparently that's the star
system that they're from.
791
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,513
- [Sharon laughs]
- [Jack] But you know,
792
00:27:53,581 --> 00:27:55,415
like you know,
the light balls right?
793
00:27:55,483 --> 00:27:58,051
What if those are actually
balls of light?
794
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,053
Well, they can travel
the speed of light,
795
00:28:00,121 --> 00:28:01,955
if it's a ball of light.
796
00:28:01,989 --> 00:28:04,424
If it's some kind
of weird technology.
797
00:28:04,492 --> 00:28:07,527
[Ozzy speaking]
798
00:28:09,497 --> 00:28:11,998
[Jack] Yeah. They have that.
Some kind of weird...
799
00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:13,366
I don't even [bleep] know.
800
00:28:13,434 --> 00:28:14,768
The other thing is though
801
00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:16,369
what if what we're being visited
802
00:28:16,437 --> 00:28:18,205
by aren't actually...
803
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,639
- Androids.
- [Jack] Yeah.
804
00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:21,975
They're like... They're like
a biomechanical android.
805
00:28:22,009 --> 00:28:25,045
[Ozzy speaking]
806
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,489
[Jack] Don't you think
it's cool though that like,
807
00:28:35,556 --> 00:28:37,591
we have this technology,
like the Internet
808
00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:39,726
and all we do with it
is talk [bleep] to each other?
809
00:28:39,794 --> 00:28:41,428
- Yeah.
- [Jack laughs]
810
00:28:41,496 --> 00:28:44,264
[Jack] All right. So, um,
what do we want to give this?
811
00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:45,699
- A nine.
- I'll give that nine.
812
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,334
- [Jack] A nine.
- A nine.
813
00:28:49,871 --> 00:28:51,404
- Thank God.
- Noine. Noine.
814
00:28:51,472 --> 00:28:53,273
Thank God. We got a nine.
815
00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:55,108
The content is better.
816
00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:57,744
[Jack]
Oh. Um, so you guys know
817
00:28:57,812 --> 00:28:59,179
what a crop circle is,
do you guys know
818
00:28:59,247 --> 00:29:01,782
- what crop dusting is?
- What's a crop duster?
819
00:29:01,849 --> 00:29:03,216
[Jack] You don't know
what crop dusting is?
820
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,018
- [Sharon] Oh. Here we go.
- [Jack] Crop dusting
821
00:29:05,086 --> 00:29:06,586
is when you're like
walking into a room
822
00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:08,155
and you just fart
and just keep walking
823
00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:10,457
through the room
and you just crop dust.
824
00:29:10,525 --> 00:29:11,892
[guitar music playing]
825
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,027
[Ozzy] God's sake, kiddo.
826
00:29:14,095 --> 00:29:17,564
[Jack] Captain Jack,
you are clear for takeoff.
827
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,533
- [farts]
- [Sharon] What the [bleep].
828
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,067
[Ozzy] Oh God. No.
829
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,603
[guitar music playing]
830
00:29:23,671 --> 00:29:24,971
Oh. For [bleep] sake.
831
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:28,208
Let's see the next one.
Come on.
832
00:29:28,242 --> 00:29:31,211
[Jack] This is another
From the Vault segment.
833
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:33,113
[man] From the Vault.
834
00:29:33,181 --> 00:29:36,283
[laughs]
835
00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:39,686
Um, so the From the Vault
is a...
836
00:29:39,754 --> 00:29:41,788
a thing we do
where we like to, uh,
837
00:29:41,856 --> 00:29:44,291
show old, classic UFO
838
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,926
or ghost evidence.
839
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,461
- Okay.
- [Jack] So it's older,
840
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,629
not so recent and this one...
841
00:29:49,697 --> 00:29:51,631
- An oldie but a goodie.
- [Ozzy] That's fine.
842
00:29:51,699 --> 00:29:53,934
This is Edwards Air Force Base
843
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:57,671
in California 1957.
844
00:29:57,738 --> 00:30:00,073
[ominous music playing]
845
00:30:00,107 --> 00:30:02,576
[Ozzy] Oh.
That plane looks pretty cool.
846
00:30:02,643 --> 00:30:04,344
[Jack] Cool looking plane
and then look at
847
00:30:04,412 --> 00:30:07,113
the weird anomalous disc
behind it.
848
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:12,085
It shows an alleged UFO
following a B-47 jet.
849
00:30:12,153 --> 00:30:14,221
Do you guys see the UFO?
850
00:30:14,288 --> 00:30:16,122
Yes.
I can [bleep] see it,
851
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:17,657
but why is it like that?
852
00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:19,059
- Is that it?
- [Jack] Yeah. That's all...
853
00:30:19,126 --> 00:30:20,694
I mean, we obviously have
a random photo.
854
00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:22,095
Oh.
855
00:30:22,163 --> 00:30:23,763
[Jack]
What do you think it is?
856
00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:26,032
[Sharon]
It's a [bleep] flying saucer
857
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,767
from a sweet shop.
858
00:30:27,835 --> 00:30:29,836
They used to sell them
in big jars.
859
00:30:29,904 --> 00:30:33,006
- [laughs]
- Do you remember?
860
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,474
- Full of [indistinct]
- [Sharon] Yeah.
861
00:30:34,508 --> 00:30:36,843
I'll have a flying
Saucer please.
862
00:30:36,911 --> 00:30:38,278
[Ozzy]
They used to be two a penny.
863
00:30:38,346 --> 00:30:41,615
- [Sharon] Yeah. Two a penny.
- [Jack] Oh my God.
864
00:30:41,682 --> 00:30:42,816
- Two?
- After school.
865
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,618
[Jack] Wow.
So one would be half a penny.
866
00:30:44,685 --> 00:30:46,586
Yeah, a ha' penny.
867
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,189
You could have
half of one of them
868
00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:50,423
for a farthing.
869
00:30:50,491 --> 00:30:54,728
But what is the equivalent
currency of a farthing?
870
00:30:54,795 --> 00:30:56,129
- There isn't. There isn't.
- Nothing. There isn't one.
871
00:30:56,197 --> 00:30:57,631
[Jack] Well so is it
less than a penny?
872
00:30:57,698 --> 00:30:59,332
- Yes.
- And the new penny is two
873
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,167
and a half old pennies.
874
00:31:03,037 --> 00:31:04,404
What would we Woogie Boogie
875
00:31:04,472 --> 00:31:06,940
if I even should ask
for that photo?
876
00:31:07,008 --> 00:31:10,510
[Sharon] Oh. For that photo,
well Daddy liked the plane.
877
00:31:10,611 --> 00:31:12,512
But I like the aeroplane.
878
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,214
- So that's a three.
- [Ozzy] Three.
879
00:31:14,282 --> 00:31:15,582
- So a three?
- [Ozzy] Yeah.
880
00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:17,918
It would've been better
if there was a fairy inside.
881
00:31:17,985 --> 00:31:20,387
- If they're from 'Nam.
- Fairy and a dolphin
882
00:31:20,454 --> 00:31:22,889
and a, uh, mermaid.
883
00:31:22,957 --> 00:31:24,958
[bleep] my life. Moving on.
884
00:31:25,026 --> 00:31:27,060
So this guy begins filming
885
00:31:27,128 --> 00:31:28,495
- all this weird [bleep]
- Yeah.
886
00:31:28,562 --> 00:31:30,163
It just gets weirder and weirder
887
00:31:30,231 --> 00:31:31,498
with every tape.
888
00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,199
That looks pretty cool.
889
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,601
[Jack]
What is this [bleep] thing?
890
00:31:34,635 --> 00:31:35,869
Do you think it could be alien?
891
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,138
Well, if it's been there
since the Ice Age,
892
00:31:38,205 --> 00:31:39,873
that's pretty impressive.
893
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,908
That could be an alien thing.
894
00:31:45,046 --> 00:31:47,480
[man laughing]
895
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:52,752
[man laughing]
896
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:55,989
All right. So this next clip,
um, went viral.
897
00:31:56,057 --> 00:31:59,693
It had like
1.2 million likes,
898
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,561
uh, it was kind of a big deal,
899
00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:04,264
doing its rounds
on social media.
900
00:32:04,332 --> 00:32:06,599
So we'll start this one off.
901
00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:09,035
Alexa has been doing
some weird things lately...
902
00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:11,271
- Who?
- This, uh, Alexa the...
903
00:32:11,339 --> 00:32:12,605
Who the [bleep] Alexa?
904
00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:14,407
[Jack] The thing you talk to
in your house
905
00:32:14,442 --> 00:32:16,242
owned by Amazon, you ask it
to do things as well.
906
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:18,078
- Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
- [Jack] Everyone thinks that,
907
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,512
you know, big tech is spying
908
00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,214
and, you know,
all this weird [bleep]
909
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,784
[Jack] It's true.
910
00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:27,620
So this guy begins filming
all this weird [bleep]
911
00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:29,456
in his apartment
in West Hollywood.
912
00:32:29,523 --> 00:32:31,424
And there's four parts to this
913
00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:34,761
and it just gets weirder
and weirder with every tape.
914
00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:36,196
Let's check it out.
915
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,735
[Alexa laughs]
916
00:32:41,802 --> 00:32:44,437
- [man] What the [bleep]?
- [Jack] So there's Alexa,
917
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,039
it just went off
in the middle of the night
918
00:32:46,107 --> 00:32:48,375
without a warning.
919
00:32:48,409 --> 00:32:50,744
This happened to him
a few nights in a row.
920
00:32:50,811 --> 00:32:53,780
He tried to get it on camera
and eventually did.
921
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,248
Watch this.
922
00:32:55,316 --> 00:32:58,351
[Alexa speaking]
923
00:33:01,822 --> 00:33:03,356
[Ozzy] Wow.
924
00:33:03,424 --> 00:33:04,791
[man] Hey.
925
00:33:04,825 --> 00:33:07,127
[Alexa speaking]
926
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,062
- [man] [bleep].
- [Alexa speaking]
927
00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,630
[door creaks open]
928
00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:12,665
What the [bleep] is that?
929
00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:14,701
- Weird right?
- Mmm-hmm.
930
00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:17,771
[Alexa speaking]
931
00:33:21,409 --> 00:33:22,609
If I...
If I had gotten that thing,
932
00:33:22,676 --> 00:33:24,411
I'd just be [bleep] out
of that room.
933
00:33:24,478 --> 00:33:25,912
- [Jack] Yup.
- [Ozzy] Do you know what I reckon,
934
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:27,814
this artificial intelligence
935
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:29,215
is gonna be the downfall of us.
936
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,283
[Jack]
Well that's what that is.
937
00:33:30,351 --> 00:33:31,684
It's the start of it, you know,
938
00:33:31,752 --> 00:33:32,886
and that's...
And there you're being...
939
00:33:32,953 --> 00:33:34,721
apparently they're spying on you
940
00:33:34,789 --> 00:33:36,456
and it's all...
it's all weird [bleep] like...
941
00:33:36,524 --> 00:33:37,924
Who's going hee-hee-hee-hee?
942
00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,125
That's what it's doing.
943
00:33:39,193 --> 00:33:41,294
The Alexa is saying
all this [bleep] to him.
944
00:33:41,362 --> 00:33:42,896
[dog panting]
945
00:33:42,963 --> 00:33:44,497
[Jack]
So this is the next one.
946
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,166
Same house, same guy,
947
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,202
and he hears something
in the basement.
948
00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:51,137
[ping pong ball dropping]
949
00:33:51,205 --> 00:33:53,540
[Jack] Hearing some [bleep]
move around downstairs.
950
00:33:53,607 --> 00:33:55,175
[door slams close]
951
00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:57,277
That sounds like
a table tennis ball.
952
00:33:57,344 --> 00:34:00,380
[ominous music playing]
953
00:34:16,964 --> 00:34:18,631
[Sharon] Oh.
He's doing a Blair Witch.
954
00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:21,734
[door squeaks open]
955
00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:25,238
[Jack] Did you see that?
Watch it again.
956
00:34:25,306 --> 00:34:27,507
The door opens on its own
957
00:34:27,575 --> 00:34:29,309
just before his hands get there.
958
00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:32,078
[ominous music playing]
959
00:34:32,146 --> 00:34:33,680
- [Jack] What do we think?
- That was pro...
960
00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:35,482
- That wasn't real.
- You don't think this is real?
961
00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:37,484
- It's a phony.
- No. He's setting us up.
962
00:34:37,551 --> 00:34:39,018
[Jack] All right.
We got two more clips.
963
00:34:39,053 --> 00:34:41,087
Stay with me.
964
00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:42,989
Watch that door
in the upper left.
965
00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:46,893
[ominous music playing]
966
00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:49,062
- Somebody...
- What the [bleep] was that?
967
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,464
[Jack] What do you mean
"What the [bleep] was that"
968
00:34:51,532 --> 00:34:53,867
the door opened on its own.
969
00:34:53,934 --> 00:34:56,803
And if it wasn't enough,
watch this.
970
00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:58,505
Look at the shadow
move across the couch.
971
00:34:58,572 --> 00:35:02,175
[ominous music playing]
972
00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:04,878
It's... [bleep], it's a shadow.
973
00:35:04,945 --> 00:35:05,812
[Jack] From where though?
974
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,580
The sun could be
moving in its...
975
00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:09,883
- [Jack] What?
- I'm not impressed with that.
976
00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:12,118
No. Doesn't end there.
977
00:35:12,186 --> 00:35:14,254
It continues to get weirder.
978
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,723
[dog barking]
979
00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:19,259
[Jack] This is the clip
that really has me like
980
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:22,162
"What the [bleep]
did I just hear?"
981
00:35:22,229 --> 00:35:25,165
[clattering]
982
00:35:25,232 --> 00:35:28,268
[ominous music playing]
983
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:42,482
[man] Hello?
984
00:35:47,388 --> 00:35:48,588
[footsteps approaching]
985
00:35:48,622 --> 00:35:50,456
[man] Oh my God.
986
00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,358
[Jack] He panicked.
Stopped recording.
987
00:35:52,426 --> 00:35:54,127
But those were footsteps
that came running up
988
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,995
the stairs and no one was there.
989
00:35:56,063 --> 00:35:56,896
Listen again.
990
00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:57,931
[ominous music playing]
991
00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:00,934
[footsteps approaching]
992
00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:04,237
- [man] Oh my God.
- [dog yelps]
993
00:36:04,305 --> 00:36:05,705
I think they're bored
994
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:06,940
and they're just winding us up.
995
00:36:07,007 --> 00:36:08,708
- [Jack] [bleep] around.
- [Ozzy] Almo... Yeah.
996
00:36:08,776 --> 00:36:10,410
- Bull[bleep]
- Okay.
997
00:36:10,477 --> 00:36:12,245
- Blair Witch. Go on.
- [Jack] Where do we put this
998
00:36:12,313 --> 00:36:14,113
on the Woogie Boogie?
999
00:36:14,181 --> 00:36:15,582
Zero.
1000
00:36:15,649 --> 00:36:17,217
- [Jack] Hmm.
- Two for effort.
1001
00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:19,485
- [man] Oh my God.
- [dog yelps]
1002
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:20,687
Well, once again,
1003
00:36:20,754 --> 00:36:23,289
this might be one
of those cases of, uh,
1004
00:36:23,357 --> 00:36:25,058
you guys are smarter
than the internet,
1005
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:27,694
if they can fool the web,
can't fool you.
1006
00:36:27,761 --> 00:36:30,563
- [Sharon] Oh.
- If this is true
1007
00:36:30,631 --> 00:36:32,332
and this is real
1008
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:34,000
I will come and do an episode
1009
00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:35,401
at your house.
1010
00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,971
And I'll take care of your dog.
1011
00:36:38,038 --> 00:36:39,072
You're a psycho.
1012
00:36:39,139 --> 00:36:41,140
Okay.
1013
00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:42,775
[Jack] All right. I got
a good one for you guys.
1014
00:36:42,843 --> 00:36:44,677
It's a really fascinating story.
1015
00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,646
- Look at that.
- [Ozzy] Wow.
1016
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,114
[Jack] The [bleep] is that?
1017
00:36:48,182 --> 00:36:50,049
That's pretty cool.
1018
00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:55,088
[man laughing]
1019
00:36:55,856 --> 00:36:58,324
[upbeat music playing]
1020
00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,796
[producer speaking]
1021
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,134
- It's complicated.
- Complicated.
1022
00:37:13,674 --> 00:37:15,875
He's gotta be
a pretty good shot.
1023
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,077
[bleep] yeah.
And a moving target.
1024
00:37:21,749 --> 00:37:23,216
- [Sharon] Yes.
- I don't believe
1025
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,218
there's any gold in Fort Knox.
1026
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:28,421
[Jack] Um, yeah. I do.
1027
00:37:28,489 --> 00:37:30,723
I actually believe there's
probably gold in Fort Knox.
1028
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,259
- [Ozzy] So any more questions?
- [man] Nope. That is it.
1029
00:37:36,397 --> 00:37:38,598
[man laughing]
1030
00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,300
All right.
I got a good one for you guys.
1031
00:37:40,334 --> 00:37:43,970
This one is actually
one of my favorites, um,
1032
00:37:44,004 --> 00:37:46,539
I've known about this
for a few years now.
1033
00:37:46,607 --> 00:37:48,775
It's a really fascinating story.
1034
00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:50,677
Five years ago, a sunken UFO
1035
00:37:50,744 --> 00:37:52,645
known as the
"Baltic Sea Anomaly"
1036
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,014
believed to be of alien origin
1037
00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:56,616
was found in the Baltic Sea.
1038
00:37:56,684 --> 00:37:58,751
It still baffles
scientists today.
1039
00:38:01,221 --> 00:38:02,388
- Yes.
- I've seen that.
1040
00:38:02,456 --> 00:38:04,090
It's called a plug.
1041
00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:06,259
Wait till you see this.
Dad's seen it.
1042
00:38:08,529 --> 00:38:11,130
That's a real photo of it.
Look at that.
1043
00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:13,566
- That looks pretty cool.
- [Jack] Isn't that weird?
1044
00:38:13,634 --> 00:38:15,601
[Sharon] What's it made of?
1045
00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,003
It's made of stone.
1046
00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,771
- What is it, like a...
- [Jack] Here.
1047
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:22,008
This is what I know.
It was found in 2011.
1048
00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:23,409
Three hundred feet deep
1049
00:38:23,477 --> 00:38:25,678
and is about 200 feet wide
1050
00:38:25,746 --> 00:38:28,948
and 26 feet in height.
1051
00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:30,917
- [Ozzy] Wow.
- Yeah.
1052
00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,221
Scientists went back
after the initial discovery.
1053
00:38:35,289 --> 00:38:37,990
With high tech equipment
they took samples of it
1054
00:38:38,058 --> 00:38:39,792
and two things
really stood out to me.
1055
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,894
[suspenseful music playing]
1056
00:38:41,962 --> 00:38:44,697
[Jack] A credible professor
from Stockholm University
1057
00:38:44,765 --> 00:38:49,502
estimates it was formed
during the Ice Age.
1058
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,971
And another scientist
who studied the samples,
1059
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,175
believed that it is not
a geological formation.
1060
00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:58,945
Suggesting
it is not from nature.
1061
00:38:59,012 --> 00:39:01,080
[Ozzy] It can't be
a geological formation it...
1062
00:39:01,148 --> 00:39:03,649
[Jack] Yeah. I...
For me I'm like "A'ight...
1063
00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,152
I don't know
what the [bleep] that is."
1064
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,820
Here's something that's
really weird about it.
1065
00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:10,123
There's skid marks
in the sea floor.
1066
00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:12,325
Using side scan sonar equipment
1067
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,128
they determined that there
were drag marks behind it.
1068
00:39:15,195 --> 00:39:16,963
Either dragged during an attempt
1069
00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:19,198
or recovery mission
or it was drag marks
1070
00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:20,767
from the initial crash.
1071
00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:23,803
Um, the team also noted that
most of their electronics,
1072
00:39:23,871 --> 00:39:26,139
including satellite phones
stopped working
1073
00:39:26,173 --> 00:39:28,674
when the team
was directly above it.
1074
00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:31,778
Yeah.
It's very odd, this thing.
1075
00:39:31,845 --> 00:39:33,813
[Ozzy] I call it a U...
1076
00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:35,014
- Er. Oh. Um...
- [Ozzy] USO.
1077
00:39:35,048 --> 00:39:37,083
- Underwater, uh...
- USOs.
1078
00:39:37,151 --> 00:39:39,886
[Jack] Yeah. So you think
this could be a USO
1079
00:39:39,953 --> 00:39:42,755
which is an unidentified
submersible object?
1080
00:39:42,823 --> 00:39:44,957
[Ozzy] Oh yeah.
That's pretty cool.
1081
00:39:45,025 --> 00:39:46,225
[Jack]
That's a cool one right?
1082
00:39:46,293 --> 00:39:47,860
- [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. It is.
- And like when you look
1083
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,796
it up online
there's all sorts of [bleep]
1084
00:39:49,863 --> 00:39:51,497
you're just like
"What is this [bleep] thing?"
1085
00:39:51,565 --> 00:39:52,732
So you think it could be alien?
1086
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,967
[Ozzy] Uh, that could be
alien thing.
1087
00:39:55,002 --> 00:39:57,236
And if it's been there
since the Ice age,
1088
00:39:57,304 --> 00:39:59,238
that's pretty impressive.
It looks might be...
1089
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,007
It looks some
piece of machinery.
1090
00:40:01,074 --> 00:40:03,242
It didn't look like
a natural thing.
1091
00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:05,044
- Yeah.
- No, it's not a natural
1092
00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:06,446
rock formation is it?
1093
00:40:06,513 --> 00:40:09,882
No. When they scan it,
you see it looks like it
1094
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,985
a gouged out a huge trench
in the ocean
1095
00:40:13,053 --> 00:40:14,654
- and then landed at...
- So it must've crashed?
1096
00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:16,155
[Jack] Yeah. They think
it could've just hit.
1097
00:40:16,223 --> 00:40:18,124
And because the water
would've been lower
1098
00:40:18,192 --> 00:40:21,093
before the Ice Age,
1099
00:40:21,161 --> 00:40:22,495
there would've been less water.
1100
00:40:22,563 --> 00:40:24,730
- [Ozzy] How do you know?
- Well, cause...
1101
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:26,399
isn't that the whole thing,
is that the water levels
1102
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:27,533
are lower during the Ice Age?
1103
00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:29,502
Because all the water
turns to ice?
1104
00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:31,637
- Well, I don't know.
- No, the water's lower
1105
00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:33,272
during the Ice Age.
Yeah. Yeah.
1106
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,308
Cause when the ice melted
the seas rose.
1107
00:40:35,342 --> 00:40:38,377
- [Ozzy] Okay.
- [Jack] Well, that is it...
1108
00:40:38,445 --> 00:40:40,012
- We're done?
- Well, what would you...
1109
00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:41,848
What would you wanna
Woogie Boogie this then?
1110
00:40:41,915 --> 00:40:43,950
- Oh that? That's a ten.
- I'll give it a ten.
1111
00:40:44,017 --> 00:40:45,651
- A ten?
- Yeah, that's a ten.
1112
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:46,819
[Jack] Ten for you.
Ten for you.
1113
00:40:46,887 --> 00:40:48,821
Ten for that you must be mad.
1114
00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:50,256
I'll take a ten.
1115
00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:52,091
I will end on a ten.
1116
00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:54,260
After all that [bleep]
1117
00:40:55,762 --> 00:40:57,430
I turned you guys
into possible believers
1118
00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:59,065
of the Baltic Sea Anomaly
I guess.
1119
00:40:59,132 --> 00:41:00,800
- [Sharon] Yes, you did.
- [Ozzy] That's very pretty
1120
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,202
compelling now.
Because it did looks like
1121
00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:06,339
something what must be made
not natural occurring.
1122
00:41:06,406 --> 00:41:07,707
Would you go down in a submarine
1123
00:41:07,774 --> 00:41:08,841
- to check it out?
- [Ozzy] Yeah. No.
1124
00:41:08,876 --> 00:41:10,877
It's only 300 feet.
It's not that far down.
1125
00:41:10,944 --> 00:41:12,345
- I wouldn't go down.
- Three hundred feet.
1126
00:41:12,412 --> 00:41:14,847
We were in this submarine
in [bleep] Hawaii,
1127
00:41:14,915 --> 00:41:17,183
and that was freaking
me out as well.
1128
00:41:17,217 --> 00:41:19,986
All right.
Well, uh, until next time.
1129
00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:22,188
- All right.
- Yay.
1130
00:41:22,256 --> 00:41:23,990
[Sharon] Yay.
You did it Jack.
1131
00:41:24,057 --> 00:41:25,825
We got a ten.
1132
00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:28,628
Some of it was crap,
but that was a great one.
1133
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,696
[Jack] Oh. All right.
I'll take it.
1134
00:41:32,165 --> 00:41:34,233
They've gotta leap years
ahead of us.
1135
00:41:34,301 --> 00:41:35,902
That's very odd.
1136
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,270
Wow, look at that.
1137
00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:40,840
[man]
All aboard the crazy train.
1138
00:41:40,908 --> 00:41:42,775
- [Sharon] Oh. Here we go.
- [Jack] We're going back
1139
00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:44,076
to the Edwardian time.
1140
00:41:44,144 --> 00:41:45,611
It would just smell
like [bleep] everywhere.
1141
00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:46,846
- Why did they dress like...
- Barbie.
1142
00:41:46,914 --> 00:41:47,780
- idiots?
- Yes.
1143
00:41:47,848 --> 00:41:49,749
It's, um, what's-his-face?
1144
00:41:49,783 --> 00:41:52,385
Holy [bleep]!
It's Edwardian us.
1145
00:41:52,452 --> 00:41:54,287
Huh?
Mom's the Queen?
1146
00:41:54,354 --> 00:41:57,323
- Dad, let's get out of here.
- Oh God, no.
1147
00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:59,025
Oh. That's ridiculous.
1148
00:41:59,092 --> 00:42:00,860
Oh. For [bleep] sake.