1 00:00:01,511 --> 00:00:02,644 [man] Ozzy, I'm gonna hand this to you 2 00:00:02,712 --> 00:00:04,246 and I'll have you re-slate when Jack comes in. 3 00:00:05,081 --> 00:00:07,649 I got to do this thing try and convince these folks that... 4 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:09,284 - Hi, Jack. - things aren't as they seem. 5 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,587 Hi. You having fun there? 6 00:00:14,857 --> 00:00:17,826 Get this [bleep] thing on the way. 7 00:00:17,894 --> 00:00:20,529 [Jack] We may be the first family of darkness, 8 00:00:20,596 --> 00:00:22,164 but not all of us are true believers 9 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,632 in the paranormal. 10 00:00:23,699 --> 00:00:24,499 I want to believe. 11 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:25,500 [Sharon] Has a ghost 12 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,569 - ever been caught on film? - Yes. 13 00:00:27,637 --> 00:00:29,671 And I have the evidence that will blow their minds. 14 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,273 Who's that? 15 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:32,507 I think you're starting to believe. 16 00:00:32,542 --> 00:00:33,909 Seeing is believing. 17 00:00:33,976 --> 00:00:35,544 [Jack] Whoa. What is happening? 18 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,514 [Ozzy] Oh, God. No. 19 00:00:45,288 --> 00:00:48,356 Ah, okay. How are we doing? 20 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,592 - Very good. - Very good, thanks. 21 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:52,727 Here we find ourselves locked in the basement 22 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:53,995 with me. 23 00:00:54,063 --> 00:00:55,097 And a whole bunch of weird clips 24 00:00:55,164 --> 00:00:55,931 from the internet. 25 00:00:55,998 --> 00:00:56,798 You guys feeling like 26 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:59,134 you maybe wanna believe today? 27 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,205 - [Sharon] Yeah. I do. Why not? - [Jack] All right. 28 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,339 So this first clip 29 00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:05,941 is one of the scary ones I'm gonna show you. 30 00:01:05,975 --> 00:01:07,342 Well, at least it scared me. 31 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:09,511 This was taken from a security camera 32 00:01:09,579 --> 00:01:12,047 in Wakefield, New Hampshire. 33 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,316 [ominous music playing] 34 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:17,652 [Jack] So that camera is pointing towards the road. 35 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,020 And if you look right here, 36 00:01:19,088 --> 00:01:20,555 that's the ghostly apparition 37 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,424 the homeowner captured. 38 00:01:22,492 --> 00:01:23,992 Now watch what happens next. 39 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:27,095 [ominous music playing] 40 00:01:28,197 --> 00:01:30,665 [Jack] The car drives right through it. 41 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:32,734 - Nah, [bleep] no. - [Jack] Hold on. 42 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,369 And look at it closer. 43 00:01:34,437 --> 00:01:38,073 I mean, someone's definitely there, they're moving. 44 00:01:38,107 --> 00:01:39,374 [Ozzy] Before the car gets to it, 45 00:01:39,442 --> 00:01:40,542 it disappears. 46 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:41,776 [Jack] I don't think so. 47 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:43,778 The car goes right through it. 48 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:45,113 [Ozzy] You know what I think this is... 49 00:01:45,181 --> 00:01:48,049 Them security cameras go for 24 hours 50 00:01:48,117 --> 00:01:50,252 and they'll go over it. 51 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,287 [Jack] No, no, no. We just started. 52 00:01:52,355 --> 00:01:54,890 You can't pull the double exposure crap. 53 00:01:54,957 --> 00:01:56,091 These one's are digital. 54 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,325 So it doesn't do the same thing. 55 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:58,660 [Ozzy] I don't think it's a ghost. 56 00:01:58,694 --> 00:01:59,928 [Jack] Mom's quiet. 57 00:02:00,062 --> 00:02:01,596 You're either tired or you're deep in thought? 58 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,298 No. I'm just thinking about it. 59 00:02:03,366 --> 00:02:06,067 [ominous music playing] 60 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,673 Oh. 61 00:02:12,642 --> 00:02:14,442 [fake crying] 62 00:02:14,477 --> 00:02:15,710 [Sharon] I think it looks like 63 00:02:15,778 --> 00:02:18,713 he's in front of the car but he's actually not. 64 00:02:18,781 --> 00:02:20,615 He's at the side on the road. 65 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,618 [Jack] So, we think that is potentially real? 66 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,253 Oh, I thought it's real 67 00:02:25,321 --> 00:02:28,023 but that it's somebody at the side of the road. 68 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:30,659 [whimsical music playing] 69 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:38,833 [Jack] Okay. 70 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:40,435 Woogie Boogie, what are we giving it? 71 00:02:40,503 --> 00:02:42,337 - Four. - Two. 72 00:02:42,405 --> 00:02:43,505 Uh-huh. 73 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,639 [Sharon makes sound] 74 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,774 [makes sound] 75 00:02:45,841 --> 00:02:48,043 Why, Dimi, why? 76 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:50,679 [ominous music playing] 77 00:02:50,746 --> 00:02:51,780 [glass breaks] 78 00:02:53,516 --> 00:02:55,684 Why, Dimi, why? 79 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:57,719 Dimi, why you do this to me? 80 00:03:01,991 --> 00:03:03,625 That's a reference to The Exorcist 81 00:03:03,693 --> 00:03:05,360 if anyone is unaware. 82 00:03:05,428 --> 00:03:06,328 Oh, please. 83 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,597 Why you do this to me Dimi, why? 84 00:03:08,664 --> 00:03:10,332 [cheers and applause] 85 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,267 [Jack] Okay. So, this next clip 86 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:14,536 was captured on a security camera, 87 00:03:14,604 --> 00:03:17,205 uh, watch for the shadow figure on the stairs. 88 00:03:17,273 --> 00:03:20,208 And what it does to one of the guys in the video. 89 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,010 And no, he did not slip 90 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,212 or trip on his shoelace. 91 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,215 [ominous music playing] 92 00:03:27,283 --> 00:03:29,918 [Jack] Keep your eye on the guy to the right. 93 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,021 [laughs] 94 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,723 [laughs] You think it's funny? 95 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:36,691 They're just walking down the stairs 96 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:37,726 having a good old chat, 97 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:40,495 then he gets beaten up by a shadow. 98 00:03:40,563 --> 00:03:41,830 [Jack] I'm glad you find it funny. 99 00:03:41,897 --> 00:03:43,131 And just so we're clear, 100 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:45,767 that is no ordinary shadow. 101 00:03:45,835 --> 00:03:47,269 [bleep] shadow. 102 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:48,370 [Jack] Yeah. That's the point. 103 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,272 It's a shadow attacking him. 104 00:03:50,339 --> 00:03:51,906 - Look. - No, no. 105 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,942 It's him. It's... 106 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,844 It's his shadow. 107 00:03:55,911 --> 00:03:57,512 That's not his shadow. 108 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,347 That shadow is moving independent 109 00:03:59,415 --> 00:04:01,683 of both of those guys. 110 00:04:01,717 --> 00:04:02,884 Look, it's staying there. 111 00:04:07,056 --> 00:04:08,456 It's a weird clip. 112 00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:09,891 [Sharon] But why should a ghost 113 00:04:09,925 --> 00:04:10,859 have a shadow anyway? 114 00:04:10,926 --> 00:04:12,227 [Jack] That's a good point. 115 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,695 Do you actually think a ghost was attacking 116 00:04:13,729 --> 00:04:14,763 or was the guy just like slipping 117 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:16,431 on some like oil on the steps, 118 00:04:16,499 --> 00:04:17,966 having a bit of a flail around? 119 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,100 [Sharon] No. 120 00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:20,802 Somebody was hitting on him. 121 00:04:20,870 --> 00:04:22,237 - Hmm. - Tripping him up. 122 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,271 [Jack] Where would we put this 123 00:04:23,339 --> 00:04:24,873 - on the Woogie Boogie scale? - Five. 124 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,041 [Jack] Five on the Woogie Boogie? 125 00:04:26,075 --> 00:04:28,243 - Three. - [Jack] Are you serious? 126 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,178 Oh, coming out 127 00:04:30,212 --> 00:04:31,646 not as strong as I would like 128 00:04:31,714 --> 00:04:33,982 but we have room for growth. 129 00:04:35,618 --> 00:04:37,852 So this next clip comes to us, uh, 130 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,953 straight out of Vietnam, 131 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:42,257 uh, July 19th, 2014. 132 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,495 [ominous music playing] 133 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:49,097 [Jack] This is the guy's workshop. 134 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:50,832 And he caught some type of entity 135 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,334 on his security camera. 136 00:04:52,401 --> 00:04:55,437 [ominous music playing] 137 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:57,639 How weird is that? 138 00:04:57,707 --> 00:04:59,674 - [bleep] smoke. - [Jack] Smoke? 139 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:01,443 What [bleep] smoke 140 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,645 gets sucked out of a door? 141 00:05:03,713 --> 00:05:05,246 - Maybe they opened a window. - Why was it going 142 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:07,248 into a [bleep] cupboard? 143 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:09,050 It's a little kitchen. 144 00:05:09,118 --> 00:05:10,652 [Jack] It's not a [bleep] kitchen. 145 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,620 And it's not a [bleep] cupboard. 146 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,522 It's a doorway. 147 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:16,124 [Sharon] No. It's a kettle boiling. 148 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,225 [Jack] You think it's a boiling kettle? 149 00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:18,426 Burned the [bleep] poach, 150 00:05:18,494 --> 00:05:20,161 - in the frying pan. - [Jack] Wait. 151 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:21,596 Did you just say a frying pan? 152 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:23,231 The what? God. 153 00:05:23,265 --> 00:05:25,500 [sizzling] 154 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:29,104 [Sharon] And that ain't no [bleep] workshop. 155 00:05:29,171 --> 00:05:29,938 It's a workshop... 156 00:05:30,005 --> 00:05:31,506 [Ozzy speaking] 157 00:05:36,746 --> 00:05:38,113 [Sharon] The kettle's on. 158 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:40,215 It's from a [bleep] kettle. 159 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,918 [Jack] Hmm. All this. 160 00:05:43,986 --> 00:05:46,821 So much backstory from so little information. 161 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:47,889 Yeah. 162 00:05:47,957 --> 00:05:49,591 - I mean, this... - Well, you... you asked. 163 00:05:49,658 --> 00:05:51,659 This... You know, this is actually how the news 164 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,194 comes up with their stories. [laughs] 165 00:05:53,262 --> 00:05:56,297 [suspenseful music playing] 166 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,771 - [Jack laughs] - [Ozzy] Come on. 167 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:04,205 [Jack] There's literally no information, 168 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,074 - so they make it all up. - [Ozzy] Oh, you know I... 169 00:06:06,142 --> 00:06:08,510 - [Sharon] Yeah. It's true. - [laughs] 170 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,744 All right. So, um, 171 00:06:09,812 --> 00:06:11,312 what do we wanna give this? 172 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,981 I'll give it a three. 173 00:06:13,048 --> 00:06:15,383 - Five. - [Jack] A five? That's okay. 174 00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:17,485 We're all entitled to our opinions. 175 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:18,553 You know what that reminds me of? 176 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:20,522 Remember in Ghostbusters, 177 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,323 when all the ghosts get released... 178 00:06:22,391 --> 00:06:23,425 -[Sharon] Yes. Yes -[Jack] ...and they're all 179 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:24,726 like flying around the city 180 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:26,261 and like this weird, like... 181 00:06:26,328 --> 00:06:27,962 - [Sharon laughs] - It looks like Ghostbusters. 182 00:06:28,030 --> 00:06:29,497 Do we think that's just smoke being like 183 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:30,765 sucked out of a door or a window? 184 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:31,966 [Ozzy] Yeah. 185 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,601 It's in a [bleep] cupboard. 186 00:06:33,669 --> 00:06:35,136 [Ozzy speaking] 187 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:37,272 It turns out that, they weren't cooking. 188 00:06:37,339 --> 00:06:39,007 There wasn't an open flame anywhere. 189 00:06:39,074 --> 00:06:40,408 - No kettle? - [Jack] There was no kettle. 190 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,410 If there was none of that going on, what was that? 191 00:06:42,478 --> 00:06:44,045 [Sharon] One of those bong-y pipes. 192 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,246 [Jack] A bong... a bong pipe. Yeah. 193 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,215 I don't think they were doing bong rips. 194 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,850 Okay. 195 00:06:48,918 --> 00:06:50,752 I mean they could have been doing some bong rips. 196 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,887 Are we talking like a... Like what kind of like a... 197 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,823 Like a gravity bong, or a zong 198 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,691 or like a Chong bong, 199 00:06:56,759 --> 00:06:58,159 - like what are we? - [Sharon] I do not know 200 00:06:58,227 --> 00:07:01,262 but it could be one of those whatever they are. 201 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,964 [Jack] Okay. Hear me out. 202 00:07:03,032 --> 00:07:04,632 You know... You know when you, like, fart in a car 203 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,767 and you just roll the window down 204 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,368 and it just sucks it out the window? 205 00:07:07,436 --> 00:07:09,037 [rock music playing] 206 00:07:09,104 --> 00:07:10,738 [farts] 207 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,574 [Sharon] Oh, God, Jack. 208 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,910 [Jack] Good morning, Vietnam. 209 00:07:17,713 --> 00:07:20,448 I've never seen smoke move like that except a fart. 210 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:23,885 [Jack laughs] 211 00:07:23,953 --> 00:07:26,988 [rock music playing] 212 00:07:28,891 --> 00:07:32,093 I just remember The Office whenever I hear Vietnam. 213 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,162 When, um, Michael Scott, 214 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:36,731 the main character, speaks in front of anyone. 215 00:07:36,799 --> 00:07:38,700 He always just starts by yelling, 216 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:40,368 "Good morning, Vietnam." 217 00:07:41,904 --> 00:07:43,805 Oh, I love that. I watch it every night. 218 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:45,440 - [Sharon] You do? - I watch it every night 219 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,474 before bed. 220 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,343 That's what I fall asleep to. 221 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:50,178 Trust me if you start watching it, 222 00:07:50,246 --> 00:07:51,746 you will... You're gonna be like, 223 00:07:51,814 --> 00:07:54,549 this is actually one of the greatest comedies ever. 224 00:07:55,718 --> 00:07:56,918 [Ozzy] The [bleep] is that? 225 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:58,419 It's a bottle of vinegar. 226 00:07:58,487 --> 00:08:01,422 [Jack] It went from 60,000 feet 227 00:08:01,490 --> 00:08:03,858 down to one foot in one second. 228 00:08:03,926 --> 00:08:05,960 - Wow. - [Jack] There are some people 229 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:09,197 that believe certain celebrities are immortal. 230 00:08:09,265 --> 00:08:10,899 I'm gonna go through pictures of people 231 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,667 and you're gonna tell me who they are. 232 00:08:12,735 --> 00:08:14,335 [Sharon] It's, um, what's-his-face? 233 00:08:14,403 --> 00:08:17,939 [rock music playing] 234 00:08:18,007 --> 00:08:20,375 [Ozzy laughs] 235 00:08:21,277 --> 00:08:24,112 [rock music playing] 236 00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:28,249 I much prefer your hairs long. 237 00:08:28,284 --> 00:08:29,284 You like my hair long? 238 00:08:29,351 --> 00:08:30,785 - [Sharon] Yeah. - [Ozzy] Love it. 239 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:32,053 [Jack] I didn't get the voice from you, 240 00:08:32,121 --> 00:08:33,755 but I got that sweet hairline. 241 00:08:33,822 --> 00:08:35,223 Yeah. 242 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:36,958 [laughing] 243 00:08:37,026 --> 00:08:38,359 As I've stated to all my friends, 244 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:39,894 who are like in really good shape, 245 00:08:39,962 --> 00:08:41,496 but have horrible hairlines, 246 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,864 I could always get a six-pack, 247 00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:44,499 but they can't always get a hairline. 248 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:46,301 - [Sharon] That's right. - [laughs] 249 00:08:46,368 --> 00:08:49,304 [rock music playing] 250 00:08:49,371 --> 00:08:51,506 [Ozzy laughs] 251 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,174 Now this next clip is a good one. 252 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,377 Um, Bobby is a special police officer in DC 253 00:08:56,445 --> 00:08:58,413 for the Department of the Treasury. 254 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,915 - He was... - Now, we should say, please, 255 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:02,216 that in England, 256 00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:05,253 they do call policemen "Bobbies". 257 00:09:05,287 --> 00:09:08,222 [whimsical music playing] 258 00:09:10,059 --> 00:09:11,092 Yes. 259 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,362 Okay. So, uh, this video... 260 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,897 [Ozzy] If he's an alien, or... 261 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:18,633 - Hold on. I'm reading... - Bobby said. 262 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:22,904 - [Sharon] Go on. - All right. 263 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:24,639 He was driving to work... 264 00:09:24,707 --> 00:09:26,507 - After smoking a big bong. - Hmm. I don't know 265 00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:27,875 if he's a special police officer for the treasury. 266 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,644 In Vietnam. 267 00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:31,546 In Vietnam, smoking weed. 268 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,615 - Hmm. - Um, so, he's driving. 269 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:36,317 That has a pet... There is a commemorative light 270 00:09:36,385 --> 00:09:37,952 - over the Pentagon. - [Sharon] Right. 271 00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:40,455 He stops and he films this. 272 00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:42,156 The [bleep] is this [bleep] 273 00:09:42,224 --> 00:09:43,191 [Jack] Look at that. 274 00:09:43,258 --> 00:09:45,126 What am I looking at? 275 00:09:45,194 --> 00:09:46,427 - A beam. - The beam. 276 00:09:46,528 --> 00:09:48,396 But look at all the ball lightning. 277 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,198 Look at all the ball lightning everywhere. 278 00:09:50,265 --> 00:09:51,332 Moths. 279 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,801 [Jack] Those are way too big to be moths. 280 00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:55,603 [bleep] birds or something, innit? 281 00:09:55,671 --> 00:09:57,705 Bubbles. 282 00:09:57,773 --> 00:09:59,307 Seagulls is [bleep] 283 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,808 [Sharon] [bleep] seagulls. 284 00:10:02,845 --> 00:10:04,145 Storks. 285 00:10:04,213 --> 00:10:07,248 [Jack] Moths, bubbles, seagulls, storks? 286 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,983 What the [bleep] is wrong with you guys? 287 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,887 How about fairies? 288 00:10:12,955 --> 00:10:15,123 [Jack] Well, that's a little more in line with the show. 289 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,558 [Ozzy] It's birds. 290 00:10:17,626 --> 00:10:19,093 [Jack] That didn't last long. 291 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:22,430 [Ozzy] The [bleep] is that? It's above the Pentagon. 292 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:24,465 I would like to think, though, that he would know 293 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:26,267 what a bird looked like. 294 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,603 If you look closer, looks like wings are flopping. 295 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,104 - Flopping. - [Ozzy] See. 296 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,507 [laughs] 297 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:33,775 Fairies. 298 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:35,109 Birds. 299 00:10:37,079 --> 00:10:38,379 The quote from the videographer. 300 00:10:38,447 --> 00:10:39,480 All right. 301 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:42,350 Certainly not birds, not trash. 302 00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:44,552 He's saying that it was very anomalous. 303 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,454 [Ozzy] Of course he's gonna say it's not birds. 304 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,456 Yeah. But why would he make it up? 305 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:50,558 I mean if I was an alien, 306 00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:51,859 and I was like, 307 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,494 "Hey [bleep] I'm here." Like... 308 00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:55,329 It's a [bleep] bird. 309 00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:57,065 I'm choosing to believe 310 00:10:57,132 --> 00:10:59,167 my truth, my truth, 311 00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:00,568 is that that's an alien. 312 00:11:00,636 --> 00:11:02,570 Well, my truth is that it's fairies 313 00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:04,872 on the backs of birds. 314 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,709 - Smoking a bong from Vietnam. - [Jack sighs] 315 00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:09,210 - Vietnam. - They're alien drones 316 00:11:09,278 --> 00:11:11,145 observing us, waiting to let themselves 317 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,280 be known. 318 00:11:13,449 --> 00:11:14,849 Okay. 319 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,217 [Jackie] All right. Woogie Boogie scale, 320 00:11:16,251 --> 00:11:17,552 where you at? 321 00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:19,153 I'll give it foive. 322 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,521 - [Jack] Foive? - [Sharon] Foive. 323 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,756 - Three. - [Jack] Three. 324 00:11:21,824 --> 00:11:23,091 [Sharon] I'll give it foive. 325 00:11:23,158 --> 00:11:25,526 [Jack] You guys are tough today. 326 00:11:25,594 --> 00:11:28,296 Uh, okay. Uh, this next clip is of a UFO. 327 00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:30,665 Some claim that it's a mothership 328 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,767 being protected by a fleet of smoke... 329 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,335 - Are you farting? - [Ozzy] No, no, no, no. 330 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,803 [Jack] Okay. 331 00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:36,704 [laughs] 332 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,172 Go on then, bring it on. 333 00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:43,211 You see, mothership here. 334 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:44,879 It's somebody blowing smoke. 335 00:11:44,947 --> 00:11:46,814 - [Jack] Someone blowing smoke? - [laughs] 336 00:11:46,882 --> 00:11:48,416 [Jack] It's a [bleep] mile in the sky. 337 00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:50,151 What are you talking about? 338 00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:52,220 And before we go any further, 339 00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:53,321 that's not ball lightning 340 00:11:53,355 --> 00:11:55,022 'cause there's no [bleep] clouds above it. 341 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,457 So don't even say it. 342 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,094 The [bleep] is that? 343 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,262 That's very peculiar. 344 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,764 - That is... - [Jack] Isn't that odd? 345 00:12:02,831 --> 00:12:03,931 [Ozzy] Wow. 346 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,867 Took you long enough to catch on. 347 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,535 Where was this taken? 348 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,805 We don't know. Date unknown, location unknown. 349 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,073 Is it three or four 350 00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:15,076 - or is it just one? - [Jack] Is it... Yes. 351 00:12:15,144 --> 00:12:17,178 Is it like a partially cloaked one? 352 00:12:17,246 --> 00:12:19,046 And those are just things you can see from it? 353 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,549 No, no. Daylight you'd see like a... 354 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,351 You'd see an outline. 355 00:12:23,418 --> 00:12:25,520 It looks like three... 356 00:12:25,587 --> 00:12:26,921 Ball lightnings. 357 00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:29,357 Nah. 358 00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:30,625 - That is a really odd... - That is quite 359 00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:32,426 interesting actually. 360 00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,162 [Jack] Now look. Now it goes off. 361 00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:36,063 Look at that. Off into the cloud. 362 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,865 [Ozzy] That is very interesting. 363 00:12:39,902 --> 00:12:41,035 Like what do you... What do you think 364 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:42,103 they are doing here? Do you think 365 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,437 they're just observing us? 366 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:44,839 And, like, conducting their own, 367 00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:46,374 like, scientific research? 368 00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:49,443 [Ozzy speaking] 369 00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:57,785 [Jack] Hmm. 370 00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:01,189 [Jack] Well, they had. Allegedly they have. 371 00:13:01,256 --> 00:13:04,325 If you... If you believe the stories of Area 51, 372 00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:05,927 - Area S4, Roswell, you know. - Yeah. 373 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,029 But they... But it seems... 374 00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:10,798 It seems to be America more than anywhere else. 375 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:13,267 [Jack] Well, there's... Apparently Russia has had, 376 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,236 um, its own Roswell experience. 377 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,538 They call it Roswell. 378 00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:21,375 - [Sharon] What? Roswell. - [Jack] They call it Roswell. 379 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:23,244 Mom, what would you put that on the Woogie Boogie? 380 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,981 Seven. 381 00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,916 - [Jack] I'll take that. - [Ozzy] That's interesting. 382 00:13:28,984 --> 00:13:31,319 - That's a six. - [Jack] That's a six? 383 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,287 Okay. I like that number. 384 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,756 What's your thought that now you actually have 385 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,291 the U.S. government saying, 386 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,493 "Hey, we're not saying they're aliens, 387 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:40,795 but there's this weird [bleep] happening. 388 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,296 And we don't know what the [bleep] it is." 389 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,899 There's some footage that I've seen, 390 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,901 and you look at it and you go, 391 00:13:46,969 --> 00:13:50,438 that's [bleep] can't be a trick. 392 00:13:50,505 --> 00:13:51,405 Yeah. 393 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,040 [Ozzy] That one from the cockpit, 394 00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,109 uh, where you see the thing go and then you... 395 00:13:55,177 --> 00:13:57,912 - [Jack] Mmm-hmm. - That's very odd. 396 00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,213 [Jack] It is. 397 00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:01,682 One of the pilots who recorded that footage 398 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,050 that you're talking about... 399 00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:04,986 - You can't deny that... - [Jack] ...he said 400 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,022 it went from 60,000 feet 401 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:11,792 down to one foot above the ocean in one second. 402 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,294 - Wow. - Wow. 403 00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:14,762 [Jack] It literally was there 404 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:17,899 and then up above them 60,000 feet. 405 00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,667 That's faster than the speed of [bleep] light 406 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,802 - at that point. - [Ozzy] Wow. 407 00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,938 Do you guys think that this could actually be... 408 00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,306 We'll call them UAP, 409 00:14:25,374 --> 00:14:26,841 Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon. 410 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:27,808 So it's not man-made. 411 00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:29,477 It's not a naturally occurring thing. 412 00:14:29,544 --> 00:14:31,379 Yes. 413 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,147 [applause] 414 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,250 Thank you, thank you. Really, thank you. 415 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:39,453 I humbly accept this UAP Award. 416 00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:41,522 And I'd like to thank my loving mother 417 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,991 for being open-minded about UAP's. 418 00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:45,960 Thank you. Thank you. 419 00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:47,628 I consider this a bit of a victory 420 00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:49,063 because you're saying that you think 421 00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:50,498 it could be a UFO. 422 00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:52,500 - Yes, I do. - Okay. 423 00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:55,569 And you're saying that it's anomalous. 424 00:14:55,637 --> 00:14:57,838 - Yes. - [Jack] Moving on. 425 00:14:57,906 --> 00:15:00,107 Charlie Chaplin's The Circus, 426 00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:03,411 woman is on a cell phone in this clip. 427 00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:05,680 Well, what the [bleep]? 428 00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,848 [Jack] Most of their electronics stopped working 429 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,750 when the team was directly above it. 430 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,252 What is this [bleep] thing? 431 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,889 [rock music playing] 432 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,358 [man laughs] 433 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,329 [rock music playing] 434 00:15:23,098 --> 00:15:24,065 Listen. 435 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,900 If it was all great all the time, 436 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,501 my job wouldn't be necessary. 437 00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,203 Most people would argue that my job 438 00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:30,805 isn't necessary anyway. 439 00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,574 But hey, someone wants to hire me. 440 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:36,344 [laughs] 441 00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:38,145 Well, I'm hiring you, get this [bleep] thing 442 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,180 on the way. 443 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:42,550 [rock music playing] 444 00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,652 [man laughs] 445 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,421 All right. Charlie Chaplin's The Circus, 446 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,359 woman is on a cell phone in this clip. 447 00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,494 - Chaplin's The Circus? - What the [bleep]? 448 00:15:53,562 --> 00:15:55,196 [Jack] Have you ever seen the Charlie Chaplin movie 449 00:15:55,263 --> 00:15:56,397 - The Circus? - No. 450 00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:57,498 [Jack] You guys, you, uh... 451 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:58,733 You didn't see it in the movie theater 452 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,234 when it came out in 1928? 453 00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:03,137 [whimsical music playing] 454 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:04,739 All right. So one thing you may have missed 455 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,707 if you were in the movie theater 456 00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:08,442 watching this in 1928. 457 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,612 It looks like a woman is talking on a cell phone 458 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,515 and some people believe that this is the existence 459 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,317 of a time traveler using some kind 460 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:17,618 of communication device. 461 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,487 And they happen to have been caught on this. 462 00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,689 Oh, [bleep] off. Let's see. 463 00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:23,124 [Jack] Oh, oh, oh. Okay. 464 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,959 Well tell me what this could have been. 465 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,127 [Sharon] Talking into her shoe. 466 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,661 [laughs] 467 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,165 [Jack] Look. 468 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,834 Got something up to her ear and she's talking. 469 00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:36,437 - Where is she [bleep] talking? - [Jack] Look at that. 470 00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:37,772 Holding up something to her ear 471 00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:38,973 - and her mouth is moving. - Got the earache. 472 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:40,474 No, it's not a [bleep] 473 00:16:40,509 --> 00:16:42,009 She's clearly got something in her... Look. 474 00:16:42,077 --> 00:16:44,712 - Am I on the phone, Jack? - [Jack laughs] Maybe. 475 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,247 She could have been doing this. 476 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,049 But do you walk like this? 477 00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:49,550 No, look at her hand. It's like this. 478 00:16:49,618 --> 00:16:52,453 It's gripping something, holding it to her ear. 479 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:54,789 [Sharon] Give me a [bleep] break. 480 00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:55,956 [Jack] Uh, but kind of going back 481 00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:57,158 to what we were saying though, 482 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,926 do you think that this is an example 483 00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:00,294 of time travel? 484 00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:02,229 No, she's scratching her old head. 485 00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:03,297 [laughs] 486 00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,699 She ain't on no [bleep] cell phone. 487 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,669 Do you think that is a real zebra? 488 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,471 [laughs] 489 00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,576 [Jack laughs] 490 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:18,345 If you could travel in time, would you go forward or back? 491 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,346 - [Ozzy] Back. - Go back. 492 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,715 [Jack] Yeah? Where would you go? 493 00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:24,185 [Sharon] Depending if I was having a good time. 494 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,287 How far would you go back? 495 00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:27,888 Um... 496 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,825 About a hundred years. 497 00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:33,561 I'd go back to Edwardian times. 498 00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:35,763 [Jack] Oh, but it would just smell like [bleep] everywhere. 499 00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,865 [Sharon] Not if you've got some money. 500 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,701 They never had sewer-- Proper plumbing. 501 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,969 I mean, they did have plumbing. 502 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:43,204 [Ozzy] Did you know they used to have 503 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,505 these big potpourri jars 504 00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:45,773 everywhere around the houses? 505 00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:48,609 [Jack] Yeah, because everyone stank. 506 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:50,344 You guys are clean freaks. 507 00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:52,046 Why the Edwardian times? 508 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,048 I love the way they dressed. 509 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:57,084 [Jack] Mom, you like wearing like comfortable clothes. 510 00:17:57,152 --> 00:18:00,788 What about female attire in Edwardian days 511 00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,389 screams comfort? 512 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,258 [piano music playing] 513 00:18:04,326 --> 00:18:06,060 [Ozzy] What, did they dress like idiots? 514 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,062 - [Jack] Yes. - [Sharon laughs] 515 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,030 You would have had a big bow like this 516 00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:11,232 - at your neck... - [Jack] And a big hat. 517 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,099 big, big collar up here. 518 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,567 Well, you know, I mean, 519 00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:14,535 wonder why they dressed... 520 00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:16,237 And a cane and leggings. 521 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,872 Mmm-hmm. Tailcoats. 522 00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:19,273 I mean, I wonder why they dressed like that. 523 00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:20,708 - Looks like [bleep] idiots. - [Jack] I know. 524 00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:22,143 Like, who'd have ever thought... 525 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,544 [Ozzy] It must have taken them all morning 526 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:24,778 to get dressed. 527 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,881 Yeah. I'd go back to the 1940s. 528 00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:28,382 - I'd like to check that out. - [Ozzy] Mmm-hmm. 529 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:31,552 I would like to check out like every decade 530 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,721 of the century 531 00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,456 - of like of the 20th century. - Yeah. 532 00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:37,458 [Jack] So I'd like go to like 1910, 533 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:40,194 1920, 1930, 1940, 534 00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:42,429 like I would go and do that. 535 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,932 I definitely wouldn't wanna go forward. 536 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,001 [Jack] In your guys' lifespan, 537 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:49,403 what has been your favorite decade? 538 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:50,371 '80s. 539 00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,939 Was that because of cocaine? 540 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,374 No, it... it... 541 00:18:53,441 --> 00:18:57,011 Oh, I would just go with that coke in the '70s. 542 00:18:57,078 --> 00:18:58,245 - [Sharon laughs] - [Jack] Um, and so, 543 00:18:58,313 --> 00:19:00,614 what about the '80s did you love so much? 544 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,448 Cocaine. 545 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,552 [laughter] 546 00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:07,755 What was your favorite decade? 547 00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:08,923 [Sharon] It'd have to be the '80s 548 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,157 because I married your dad 549 00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:13,327 and had three gorgeous children. 550 00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:14,562 [Ozzy] Well, two are gorgeous. 551 00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:17,731 But there was one male that was a pain in the ass. 552 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,066 [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. 553 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,001 I knew it. I knew it was true. 554 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,503 It's all right. 555 00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:24,305 All right. What would you Woogie Boogie Scale me 556 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,973 - on this one? - A half. 557 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,309 - [Jack] A half a point? - A half a point. 558 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,977 That's for the [bleep] horse. 559 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,079 - [horse neighs] - Oh, for [bleep] sake. 560 00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:33,647 What would you give it? 561 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,949 - A one. - [Jack] One. 562 00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:36,417 That's for the saddle. 563 00:19:36,484 --> 00:19:38,285 [Jack laughs] Okay. So this one... 564 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:40,054 [Ozzy] Where are you getting these from? 565 00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:41,655 [Jack] The internet. Everything on the internet 566 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,290 - is true. - [bleep] hell. 567 00:19:43,325 --> 00:19:45,326 - [Jack] Moving on. - [Sharon] Yeah. 568 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,962 [Jack] Okay. So there are some people 569 00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:51,298 that believe certain celebrities are immortal. 570 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,133 - Right. - [Jack] I'm gonna go through 571 00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:54,969 pictures of people and you're gonna tell me... 572 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,538 - Who they are. - who they are. 573 00:19:57,606 --> 00:20:01,208 [man] Let's play everyone's favorite game, 574 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,411 Celebrity Time Traveler. 575 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,481 All right. This first clip, 576 00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:10,517 the date of it is in the 1920s, 577 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,852 who does it look like? 578 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,387 [suspenseful music playing] 579 00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:14,455 [Jack] Who's that? 580 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,457 It's, um, what's-his-face? 581 00:20:17,993 --> 00:20:18,993 Johnny Depp. 582 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,261 - [bell dinging] - [Jack] That one. 583 00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:22,096 Yes, you got that one correct. 584 00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:24,331 [Sharon] Oh, we are good at this. 585 00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:25,499 [laughter] 586 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:26,734 [Jack] All right. This next one 587 00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,869 is from an unknown period 588 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,371 and who does it look like? 589 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,639 [suspenseful music playing] 590 00:20:31,706 --> 00:20:34,108 Oh, that is, um... 591 00:20:34,175 --> 00:20:35,609 No. It's, uh... 592 00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:36,610 Oh, God. 593 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:40,047 What was his catchphrase from the movie? 594 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,150 Oh, he won an Oscar for, uh... 595 00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:45,019 being thin and having aids. 596 00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:46,687 - Forrest Gump. - [Sharon] No, 597 00:20:46,755 --> 00:20:48,722 he's not [bleep] Forrest Gump. 598 00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,424 It's, um, what's-his-face? 599 00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:51,625 - [man] Matthew... - Oh, that's him, man. 600 00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:52,726 Matthew... 601 00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:53,927 - What's-his-face? - [Jack] McConaughey. 602 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,496 - [bell dinging] - [Jack] Matthew McConaughey. 603 00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:56,563 - [Sharon] Yeah. - [Jack] Yeah. All right, 604 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,431 all right, all right. 605 00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,365 See, that's [bleep] weird. 606 00:20:58,433 --> 00:20:59,233 [Sharon] That's it, yeah. 607 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,134 [Jack] That looks like him. 608 00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:01,201 [Sharon] So much so. 609 00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,771 [Jack] Next one, who does it look like? 610 00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:06,640 [suspenseful music playing] 611 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,342 - [Jack] Who's that? - Matthew McConaughey's mom. 612 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:09,777 - [buzzer buzzes] - [Jack laughs] 613 00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:12,579 Who's that? No? 614 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,448 Anything? 615 00:21:14,516 --> 00:21:15,382 No. 616 00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:16,583 [Jack] Queen Latifah? 617 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,551 - [Ozzy] No. - [Sharon] Ooh, 618 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:19,486 a little bit, yeah. 619 00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,121 Okay. This one. 620 00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:22,756 [suspenseful music playing] 621 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,858 Oh, the guy who does the late night chat show. 622 00:21:24,926 --> 00:21:26,660 Jamie Hetfield. 623 00:21:26,728 --> 00:21:27,761 He does a chat show. 624 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,096 He used to be on SNL. 625 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,531 - Jimmy Fallon. - [Sharon] Yeah. 626 00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:31,732 [Jack] So this man is actually 627 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,301 a Turkish communist revolutionary. 628 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:36,503 He was killed in an ambush by Turkish forces 629 00:21:36,571 --> 00:21:38,205 in 1972. 630 00:21:38,273 --> 00:21:40,407 Jimmy was born in 1974. 631 00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:42,609 Is Jimmy Fallon immortal? 632 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,445 - Nah. - [Jack] Did he move to America 633 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:48,215 at that point and adopt this American persona? 634 00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,717 [Ozzy] Go on, next. 635 00:21:49,784 --> 00:21:53,487 All right. How about, uh, this one? 636 00:21:53,555 --> 00:21:55,622 Who does that look like? 637 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,891 Hmm, it's, um... 638 00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,526 - Robert De Niro. - Robert De Niro. 639 00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:01,128 - [buzzer dinging] - [Jack] Yup. 640 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,230 - It's pretty crazy, right? - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. 641 00:22:03,298 --> 00:22:04,732 [Jack] Okay. 642 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:08,369 Who is this guy right here? 643 00:22:08,436 --> 00:22:09,336 Father Christmas. 644 00:22:09,404 --> 00:22:10,838 - [Jack] No. - Big nose. 645 00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:13,674 [Jack] No. Who does that look like? 646 00:22:13,742 --> 00:22:16,276 - [Sharon] Al Pacino. - [Jack] No, another Italian. 647 00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,612 - Stallone. - [Sharon] Oh, it does. 648 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,247 [Jack] Doesn't that look like Stallone? 649 00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:22,249 - [Jack] Ain't that crazy? - [Sharon] Even got the mouth. 650 00:22:22,317 --> 00:22:23,951 -[Jack] Yeah. -[Sharon] And the other [bleep] 651 00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,886 look at him with the googly eyes, 652 00:22:25,954 --> 00:22:27,654 he looks like a [bleep] fish. 653 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,224 [laughter] 654 00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,226 [Jack] Okay. This photo 655 00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:35,896 is titled "Harlem Loiterers" 656 00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:38,098 and it was taken in 1939. 657 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,167 Who does this gentleman look like? 658 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:43,003 Oh, he's married to Beyonce. 659 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,438 - [Jack] Jay-Z? - Yup. 660 00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:45,973 - [buzzer dinging] - [Jack] Yup. 661 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,008 [Sharon] Oh, see? We got this down. 662 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,510 [Jack] Crazy, right? 663 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,479 Um, all right. Now, this last photo, 664 00:22:52,547 --> 00:22:56,583 the name of the woman is Millicent Fawcett 665 00:22:56,651 --> 00:23:00,120 born 1847, died 1929. 666 00:23:00,188 --> 00:23:01,488 She was an English feminist. 667 00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:04,224 Let's check it out. 668 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,326 [Ozzy] An old [bleep] bat. 669 00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:08,495 [Jack] Who's that? 670 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,530 [Sharon] I don't know. 671 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,231 - Madonna? - [buzzer buzzes] 672 00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:12,666 - No. - Who is it? 673 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:13,967 They say it looks like you. 674 00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:16,270 - [buzzer dinging] - Oh, ridiculous, ridiculous. 675 00:23:16,337 --> 00:23:18,005 [Jack] The internet says it looks like you. 676 00:23:18,072 --> 00:23:20,374 [laughs] 677 00:23:20,408 --> 00:23:22,443 Dad, are you immortal? 678 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:24,211 Oh, that's ridiculous. 679 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,013 - What a load of [bleep] - Yeah. 680 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,315 [Jack laughs] 681 00:23:28,383 --> 00:23:30,117 [Sharon] How dare they? 682 00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:32,719 How dare they say that? 683 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,054 [Jack laughs] 684 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,057 [Sharon] Well, sorry, missus, you ain't my husband. 685 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,294 - Go on. - [laughs] All right. 686 00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:41,662 Woogie Boogie? 687 00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:44,698 - Eight. - Eight. 688 00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:46,233 - For the novelty. - [Jack] All right. 689 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,634 For the novelty, eight. 690 00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:49,203 For the hard work? 691 00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:52,473 - That's our Celebrity the... - Look alikeys. 692 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,274 [Jack] Time Travel, doppelganger, 693 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,909 whatever you wanna call it. 694 00:23:57,212 --> 00:23:59,446 - It's perfect. It's... - [Jack] Like a perfect circle. 695 00:23:59,514 --> 00:24:01,849 Like that's literally [bleep] impossible to do. 696 00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,884 - [Sharon] Gorgeous. - That's unbelievable. 697 00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,453 This one is actually one of my favorites. 698 00:24:06,521 --> 00:24:08,655 - Look at that. - Is it made of stone? 699 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:09,890 What is it made of? 700 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:11,925 [Jack] I can't figure out what this is. 701 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,663 [man laughing] 702 00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:19,900 [upbeat music playing] 703 00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:27,040 [producer speaking] 704 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:28,609 - Yes. - [bleep], yes. 705 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,078 So, wait, you think there's a nefarious like 706 00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:33,146 you know how they say like, uh... 707 00:24:33,214 --> 00:24:35,415 Harvey Weinstein was in a satanic sex cult, 708 00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:37,417 - like that kind of [bleep] - No, no, no, no, 709 00:24:37,452 --> 00:24:39,953 I think that Harvey one was just a [bleep] pervert. 710 00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,622 [Jack] Because my thing is you know how they think 711 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,724 there's a theory that like the Hollywood elite 712 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,459 are in these satanic sex cults? 713 00:24:45,493 --> 00:24:46,860 - Nah. - If they were, 714 00:24:46,928 --> 00:24:48,695 I really feel like they would have at least 715 00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:50,831 invited you at one point. 716 00:24:50,899 --> 00:24:52,799 Well, you don't know. 717 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,002 [Jack] Oh. Hmm. 718 00:24:55,069 --> 00:24:58,605 Got like a secret sign, where you gotta go... 719 00:24:58,673 --> 00:25:01,041 [Jack] Hmm. The plot thickens. 720 00:25:01,075 --> 00:25:04,411 [producer speaking] 721 00:25:04,479 --> 00:25:06,446 - Yes. - [Ozzy] We went to Stonehenge, 722 00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:07,648 Jack and I. 723 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,050 And them stones are pretty [bleep] heavy 724 00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:13,420 and the one other thing was interesting was 725 00:25:13,488 --> 00:25:16,223 I think the stones were bought from... 726 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,491 - Wales. - Wales, 727 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,159 - a hundred miles away. - Yeah. 728 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,794 In today's technology. 729 00:25:20,862 --> 00:25:22,863 - You'd take a [bleep] good... - [Jack] Yeah. Like... 730 00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,665 thing to move the [bleep] thing. 731 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,768 - [Sharon] Aliens. - [producer speaking] 732 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,939 - In where? - Mount Rushmore. We've been... 733 00:25:32,006 --> 00:25:33,740 - Yes. - Yes. I believe there is. 734 00:25:33,808 --> 00:25:36,410 [dramatic music playing] 735 00:25:36,477 --> 00:25:37,411 It's a door. 736 00:25:37,478 --> 00:25:38,979 How [bleep] weird is that? 737 00:25:39,047 --> 00:25:40,814 That looks just pretty cool. 738 00:25:40,882 --> 00:25:42,249 - Let's give it a look. - Right. 739 00:25:42,317 --> 00:25:44,051 I'm ready for this. 740 00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:45,218 And off we go. 741 00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:48,989 [dramatic music playing] 742 00:25:49,057 --> 00:25:51,058 - Yes. - [Sharon] No, 743 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,893 - that went down well. - [Jack] Yeah. 744 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,464 [man laughing] 745 00:25:57,532 --> 00:25:59,266 Okay. So this next clip, uh, 746 00:25:59,334 --> 00:26:00,934 it's one of your favorites, Dad. 747 00:26:01,002 --> 00:26:05,372 Bizarre crop circles appear in German field. 748 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,907 How would you pronounce that? 749 00:26:06,975 --> 00:26:08,275 Hi... Hei... 750 00:26:08,343 --> 00:26:09,509 Heichyacht... 751 00:26:09,577 --> 00:26:11,378 - Heichel? - [laughs] 752 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,946 - No. - [gibberish] 753 00:26:13,014 --> 00:26:15,916 - [Jack] Heichweil. - It's nam. It's nam. 754 00:26:15,984 --> 00:26:18,285 All right. It's in... 755 00:26:18,353 --> 00:26:20,187 - It's in Germany. - [laughs] 756 00:26:20,254 --> 00:26:21,855 [dramatic music playing] 757 00:26:21,923 --> 00:26:23,490 [Jack] Look at that crop circle. 758 00:26:23,524 --> 00:26:25,759 [Ozzy] I mean, these crop circles, 759 00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:29,062 when I... When they first came out I thought, 760 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,263 "It's people [bleep] around." 761 00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:31,365 But the... It's... It's... 762 00:26:31,432 --> 00:26:32,833 [Jack] Look at that [bleep] thing. 763 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,768 - That's gorgeous. - That's unbelievable. 764 00:26:34,836 --> 00:26:36,737 - It's perfect as well. - [Jack] Mmm-hmm. 765 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,438 Like how do you fake that? 766 00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:44,011 A [bleep] big board. 767 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:49,049 [Jack laughs] 768 00:26:49,117 --> 00:26:50,584 [Jack] Even with a board like... 769 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,753 - It's perfect, it's... - [Jack] It's a perfect circle, 770 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,288 like that's literally [bleep] impossible to do. 771 00:26:55,356 --> 00:26:56,690 [Ozzy] Yeah. Yeah. 772 00:26:56,758 --> 00:26:59,059 Them crop circles are very interesting things. 773 00:26:59,127 --> 00:27:00,694 [Sharon] So it just appeared? 774 00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:03,330 - [Jack] Yes. - [engine reeving] 775 00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:04,865 [Jack] So here's, um, something interesting 776 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:06,033 about this clip. 777 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,934 Not only is the circle 778 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,370 and all the geometric shapes in it 779 00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:12,239 - absolutely perfect. - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. 780 00:27:12,273 --> 00:27:13,607 [Jack] But another crop circle 781 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,575 appeared in the exact same place 782 00:27:15,643 --> 00:27:17,177 six years earlier. 783 00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:19,546 - And it just reappeared. - [Sharon] Same pattern? 784 00:27:19,614 --> 00:27:21,682 [Jack] Only minor differences. 785 00:27:21,749 --> 00:27:24,317 Apparently aliens that the government 786 00:27:24,385 --> 00:27:25,686 has their space ships. 787 00:27:25,753 --> 00:27:29,289 They come from a star system called Zeta Reticuli. 788 00:27:29,323 --> 00:27:31,324 You can see it in the Southern hemisphere. 789 00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,793 It's a binary star, 790 00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:35,228 apparently that's the star system that they're from. 791 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,513 - [Sharon laughs] - [Jack] But you know, 792 00:27:53,581 --> 00:27:55,415 like you know, the light balls right? 793 00:27:55,483 --> 00:27:58,051 What if those are actually balls of light? 794 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,053 Well, they can travel the speed of light, 795 00:28:00,121 --> 00:28:01,955 if it's a ball of light. 796 00:28:01,989 --> 00:28:04,424 If it's some kind of weird technology. 797 00:28:04,492 --> 00:28:07,527 [Ozzy speaking] 798 00:28:09,497 --> 00:28:11,998 [Jack] Yeah. They have that. Some kind of weird... 799 00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:13,366 I don't even [bleep] know. 800 00:28:13,434 --> 00:28:14,768 The other thing is though 801 00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:16,369 what if what we're being visited 802 00:28:16,437 --> 00:28:18,205 by aren't actually... 803 00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,639 - Androids. - [Jack] Yeah. 804 00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:21,975 They're like... They're like a biomechanical android. 805 00:28:22,009 --> 00:28:25,045 [Ozzy speaking] 806 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,489 [Jack] Don't you think it's cool though that like, 807 00:28:35,556 --> 00:28:37,591 we have this technology, like the Internet 808 00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:39,726 and all we do with it is talk [bleep] to each other? 809 00:28:39,794 --> 00:28:41,428 - Yeah. - [Jack laughs] 810 00:28:41,496 --> 00:28:44,264 [Jack] All right. So, um, what do we want to give this? 811 00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:45,699 - A nine. - I'll give that nine. 812 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,334 - [Jack] A nine. - A nine. 813 00:28:49,871 --> 00:28:51,404 - Thank God. - Noine. Noine. 814 00:28:51,472 --> 00:28:53,273 Thank God. We got a nine. 815 00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:55,108 The content is better. 816 00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:57,744 [Jack] Oh. Um, so you guys know 817 00:28:57,812 --> 00:28:59,179 what a crop circle is, do you guys know 818 00:28:59,247 --> 00:29:01,782 - what crop dusting is? - What's a crop duster? 819 00:29:01,849 --> 00:29:03,216 [Jack] You don't know what crop dusting is? 820 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,018 - [Sharon] Oh. Here we go. - [Jack] Crop dusting 821 00:29:05,086 --> 00:29:06,586 is when you're like walking into a room 822 00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:08,155 and you just fart and just keep walking 823 00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:10,457 through the room and you just crop dust. 824 00:29:10,525 --> 00:29:11,892 [guitar music playing] 825 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,027 [Ozzy] God's sake, kiddo. 826 00:29:14,095 --> 00:29:17,564 [Jack] Captain Jack, you are clear for takeoff. 827 00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,533 - [farts] - [Sharon] What the [bleep]. 828 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,067 [Ozzy] Oh God. No. 829 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,603 [guitar music playing] 830 00:29:23,671 --> 00:29:24,971 Oh. For [bleep] sake. 831 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:28,208 Let's see the next one. Come on. 832 00:29:28,242 --> 00:29:31,211 [Jack] This is another From the Vault segment. 833 00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:33,113 [man] From the Vault. 834 00:29:33,181 --> 00:29:36,283 [laughs] 835 00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:39,686 Um, so the From the Vault is a... 836 00:29:39,754 --> 00:29:41,788 a thing we do where we like to, uh, 837 00:29:41,856 --> 00:29:44,291 show old, classic UFO 838 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,926 or ghost evidence. 839 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,461 - Okay. - [Jack] So it's older, 840 00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,629 not so recent and this one... 841 00:29:49,697 --> 00:29:51,631 - An oldie but a goodie. - [Ozzy] That's fine. 842 00:29:51,699 --> 00:29:53,934 This is Edwards Air Force Base 843 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:57,671 in California 1957. 844 00:29:57,738 --> 00:30:00,073 [ominous music playing] 845 00:30:00,107 --> 00:30:02,576 [Ozzy] Oh. That plane looks pretty cool. 846 00:30:02,643 --> 00:30:04,344 [Jack] Cool looking plane and then look at 847 00:30:04,412 --> 00:30:07,113 the weird anomalous disc behind it. 848 00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:12,085 It shows an alleged UFO following a B-47 jet. 849 00:30:12,153 --> 00:30:14,221 Do you guys see the UFO? 850 00:30:14,288 --> 00:30:16,122 Yes. I can [bleep] see it, 851 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:17,657 but why is it like that? 852 00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:19,059 - Is that it? - [Jack] Yeah. That's all... 853 00:30:19,126 --> 00:30:20,694 I mean, we obviously have a random photo. 854 00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:22,095 Oh. 855 00:30:22,163 --> 00:30:23,763 [Jack] What do you think it is? 856 00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:26,032 [Sharon] It's a [bleep] flying saucer 857 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,767 from a sweet shop. 858 00:30:27,835 --> 00:30:29,836 They used to sell them in big jars. 859 00:30:29,904 --> 00:30:33,006 - [laughs] - Do you remember? 860 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,474 - Full of [indistinct] - [Sharon] Yeah. 861 00:30:34,508 --> 00:30:36,843 I'll have a flying Saucer please. 862 00:30:36,911 --> 00:30:38,278 [Ozzy] They used to be two a penny. 863 00:30:38,346 --> 00:30:41,615 - [Sharon] Yeah. Two a penny. - [Jack] Oh my God. 864 00:30:41,682 --> 00:30:42,816 - Two? - After school. 865 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,618 [Jack] Wow. So one would be half a penny. 866 00:30:44,685 --> 00:30:46,586 Yeah, a ha' penny. 867 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,189 You could have half of one of them 868 00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:50,423 for a farthing. 869 00:30:50,491 --> 00:30:54,728 But what is the equivalent currency of a farthing? 870 00:30:54,795 --> 00:30:56,129 - There isn't. There isn't. - Nothing. There isn't one. 871 00:30:56,197 --> 00:30:57,631 [Jack] Well so is it less than a penny? 872 00:30:57,698 --> 00:30:59,332 - Yes. - And the new penny is two 873 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,167 and a half old pennies. 874 00:31:03,037 --> 00:31:04,404 What would we Woogie Boogie 875 00:31:04,472 --> 00:31:06,940 if I even should ask for that photo? 876 00:31:07,008 --> 00:31:10,510 [Sharon] Oh. For that photo, well Daddy liked the plane. 877 00:31:10,611 --> 00:31:12,512 But I like the aeroplane. 878 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,214 - So that's a three. - [Ozzy] Three. 879 00:31:14,282 --> 00:31:15,582 - So a three? - [Ozzy] Yeah. 880 00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:17,918 It would've been better if there was a fairy inside. 881 00:31:17,985 --> 00:31:20,387 - If they're from 'Nam. - Fairy and a dolphin 882 00:31:20,454 --> 00:31:22,889 and a, uh, mermaid. 883 00:31:22,957 --> 00:31:24,958 [bleep] my life. Moving on. 884 00:31:25,026 --> 00:31:27,060 So this guy begins filming 885 00:31:27,128 --> 00:31:28,495 - all this weird [bleep] - Yeah. 886 00:31:28,562 --> 00:31:30,163 It just gets weirder and weirder 887 00:31:30,231 --> 00:31:31,498 with every tape. 888 00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,199 That looks pretty cool. 889 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,601 [Jack] What is this [bleep] thing? 890 00:31:34,635 --> 00:31:35,869 Do you think it could be alien? 891 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,138 Well, if it's been there since the Ice Age, 892 00:31:38,205 --> 00:31:39,873 that's pretty impressive. 893 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,908 That could be an alien thing. 894 00:31:45,046 --> 00:31:47,480 [man laughing] 895 00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:52,752 [man laughing] 896 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:55,989 All right. So this next clip, um, went viral. 897 00:31:56,057 --> 00:31:59,693 It had like 1.2 million likes, 898 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,561 uh, it was kind of a big deal, 899 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:04,264 doing its rounds on social media. 900 00:32:04,332 --> 00:32:06,599 So we'll start this one off. 901 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:09,035 Alexa has been doing some weird things lately... 902 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:11,271 - Who? - This, uh, Alexa the... 903 00:32:11,339 --> 00:32:12,605 Who the [bleep] Alexa? 904 00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:14,407 [Jack] The thing you talk to in your house 905 00:32:14,442 --> 00:32:16,242 owned by Amazon, you ask it to do things as well. 906 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:18,078 - Oh. Yeah. Yeah. - [Jack] Everyone thinks that, 907 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,512 you know, big tech is spying 908 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,214 and, you know, all this weird [bleep] 909 00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,784 [Jack] It's true. 910 00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:27,620 So this guy begins filming all this weird [bleep] 911 00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:29,456 in his apartment in West Hollywood. 912 00:32:29,523 --> 00:32:31,424 And there's four parts to this 913 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:34,761 and it just gets weirder and weirder with every tape. 914 00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:36,196 Let's check it out. 915 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,735 [Alexa laughs] 916 00:32:41,802 --> 00:32:44,437 - [man] What the [bleep]? - [Jack] So there's Alexa, 917 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,039 it just went off in the middle of the night 918 00:32:46,107 --> 00:32:48,375 without a warning. 919 00:32:48,409 --> 00:32:50,744 This happened to him a few nights in a row. 920 00:32:50,811 --> 00:32:53,780 He tried to get it on camera and eventually did. 921 00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,248 Watch this. 922 00:32:55,316 --> 00:32:58,351 [Alexa speaking] 923 00:33:01,822 --> 00:33:03,356 [Ozzy] Wow. 924 00:33:03,424 --> 00:33:04,791 [man] Hey. 925 00:33:04,825 --> 00:33:07,127 [Alexa speaking] 926 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,062 - [man] [bleep]. - [Alexa speaking] 927 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,630 [door creaks open] 928 00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:12,665 What the [bleep] is that? 929 00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:14,701 - Weird right? - Mmm-hmm. 930 00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:17,771 [Alexa speaking] 931 00:33:21,409 --> 00:33:22,609 If I... If I had gotten that thing, 932 00:33:22,676 --> 00:33:24,411 I'd just be [bleep] out of that room. 933 00:33:24,478 --> 00:33:25,912 - [Jack] Yup. - [Ozzy] Do you know what I reckon, 934 00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:27,814 this artificial intelligence 935 00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:29,215 is gonna be the downfall of us. 936 00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,283 [Jack] Well that's what that is. 937 00:33:30,351 --> 00:33:31,684 It's the start of it, you know, 938 00:33:31,752 --> 00:33:32,886 and that's... And there you're being... 939 00:33:32,953 --> 00:33:34,721 apparently they're spying on you 940 00:33:34,789 --> 00:33:36,456 and it's all... it's all weird [bleep] like... 941 00:33:36,524 --> 00:33:37,924 Who's going hee-hee-hee-hee? 942 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,125 That's what it's doing. 943 00:33:39,193 --> 00:33:41,294 The Alexa is saying all this [bleep] to him. 944 00:33:41,362 --> 00:33:42,896 [dog panting] 945 00:33:42,963 --> 00:33:44,497 [Jack] So this is the next one. 946 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,166 Same house, same guy, 947 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,202 and he hears something in the basement. 948 00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:51,137 [ping pong ball dropping] 949 00:33:51,205 --> 00:33:53,540 [Jack] Hearing some [bleep] move around downstairs. 950 00:33:53,607 --> 00:33:55,175 [door slams close] 951 00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:57,277 That sounds like a table tennis ball. 952 00:33:57,344 --> 00:34:00,380 [ominous music playing] 953 00:34:16,964 --> 00:34:18,631 [Sharon] Oh. He's doing a Blair Witch. 954 00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:21,734 [door squeaks open] 955 00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:25,238 [Jack] Did you see that? Watch it again. 956 00:34:25,306 --> 00:34:27,507 The door opens on its own 957 00:34:27,575 --> 00:34:29,309 just before his hands get there. 958 00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:32,078 [ominous music playing] 959 00:34:32,146 --> 00:34:33,680 - [Jack] What do we think? - That was pro... 960 00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:35,482 - That wasn't real. - You don't think this is real? 961 00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:37,484 - It's a phony. - No. He's setting us up. 962 00:34:37,551 --> 00:34:39,018 [Jack] All right. We got two more clips. 963 00:34:39,053 --> 00:34:41,087 Stay with me. 964 00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:42,989 Watch that door in the upper left. 965 00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:46,893 [ominous music playing] 966 00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:49,062 - Somebody... - What the [bleep] was that? 967 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,464 [Jack] What do you mean "What the [bleep] was that" 968 00:34:51,532 --> 00:34:53,867 the door opened on its own. 969 00:34:53,934 --> 00:34:56,803 And if it wasn't enough, watch this. 970 00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:58,505 Look at the shadow move across the couch. 971 00:34:58,572 --> 00:35:02,175 [ominous music playing] 972 00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:04,878 It's... [bleep], it's a shadow. 973 00:35:04,945 --> 00:35:05,812 [Jack] From where though? 974 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,580 The sun could be moving in its... 975 00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:09,883 - [Jack] What? - I'm not impressed with that. 976 00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:12,118 No. Doesn't end there. 977 00:35:12,186 --> 00:35:14,254 It continues to get weirder. 978 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,723 [dog barking] 979 00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:19,259 [Jack] This is the clip that really has me like 980 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:22,162 "What the [bleep] did I just hear?" 981 00:35:22,229 --> 00:35:25,165 [clattering] 982 00:35:25,232 --> 00:35:28,268 [ominous music playing] 983 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:42,482 [man] Hello? 984 00:35:47,388 --> 00:35:48,588 [footsteps approaching] 985 00:35:48,622 --> 00:35:50,456 [man] Oh my God. 986 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:52,358 [Jack] He panicked. Stopped recording. 987 00:35:52,426 --> 00:35:54,127 But those were footsteps that came running up 988 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,995 the stairs and no one was there. 989 00:35:56,063 --> 00:35:56,896 Listen again. 990 00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:57,931 [ominous music playing] 991 00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:00,934 [footsteps approaching] 992 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:04,237 - [man] Oh my God. - [dog yelps] 993 00:36:04,305 --> 00:36:05,705 I think they're bored 994 00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:06,940 and they're just winding us up. 995 00:36:07,007 --> 00:36:08,708 - [Jack] [bleep] around. - [Ozzy] Almo... Yeah. 996 00:36:08,776 --> 00:36:10,410 - Bull[bleep] - Okay. 997 00:36:10,477 --> 00:36:12,245 - Blair Witch. Go on. - [Jack] Where do we put this 998 00:36:12,313 --> 00:36:14,113 on the Woogie Boogie? 999 00:36:14,181 --> 00:36:15,582 Zero. 1000 00:36:15,649 --> 00:36:17,217 - [Jack] Hmm. - Two for effort. 1001 00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:19,485 - [man] Oh my God. - [dog yelps] 1002 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:20,687 Well, once again, 1003 00:36:20,754 --> 00:36:23,289 this might be one of those cases of, uh, 1004 00:36:23,357 --> 00:36:25,058 you guys are smarter than the internet, 1005 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:27,694 if they can fool the web, can't fool you. 1006 00:36:27,761 --> 00:36:30,563 - [Sharon] Oh. - If this is true 1007 00:36:30,631 --> 00:36:32,332 and this is real 1008 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:34,000 I will come and do an episode 1009 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:35,401 at your house. 1010 00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,971 And I'll take care of your dog. 1011 00:36:38,038 --> 00:36:39,072 You're a psycho. 1012 00:36:39,139 --> 00:36:41,140 Okay. 1013 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:42,775 [Jack] All right. I got a good one for you guys. 1014 00:36:42,843 --> 00:36:44,677 It's a really fascinating story. 1015 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,646 - Look at that. - [Ozzy] Wow. 1016 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,114 [Jack] The [bleep] is that? 1017 00:36:48,182 --> 00:36:50,049 That's pretty cool. 1018 00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:55,088 [man laughing] 1019 00:36:55,856 --> 00:36:58,324 [upbeat music playing] 1020 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,796 [producer speaking] 1021 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,134 - It's complicated. - Complicated. 1022 00:37:13,674 --> 00:37:15,875 He's gotta be a pretty good shot. 1023 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,077 [bleep] yeah. And a moving target. 1024 00:37:21,749 --> 00:37:23,216 - [Sharon] Yes. - I don't believe 1025 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,218 there's any gold in Fort Knox. 1026 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:28,421 [Jack] Um, yeah. I do. 1027 00:37:28,489 --> 00:37:30,723 I actually believe there's probably gold in Fort Knox. 1028 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,259 - [Ozzy] So any more questions? - [man] Nope. That is it. 1029 00:37:36,397 --> 00:37:38,598 [man laughing] 1030 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,300 All right. I got a good one for you guys. 1031 00:37:40,334 --> 00:37:43,970 This one is actually one of my favorites, um, 1032 00:37:44,004 --> 00:37:46,539 I've known about this for a few years now. 1033 00:37:46,607 --> 00:37:48,775 It's a really fascinating story. 1034 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:50,677 Five years ago, a sunken UFO 1035 00:37:50,744 --> 00:37:52,645 known as the "Baltic Sea Anomaly" 1036 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,014 believed to be of alien origin 1037 00:37:55,082 --> 00:37:56,616 was found in the Baltic Sea. 1038 00:37:56,684 --> 00:37:58,751 It still baffles scientists today. 1039 00:38:01,221 --> 00:38:02,388 - Yes. - I've seen that. 1040 00:38:02,456 --> 00:38:04,090 It's called a plug. 1041 00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:06,259 Wait till you see this. Dad's seen it. 1042 00:38:08,529 --> 00:38:11,130 That's a real photo of it. Look at that. 1043 00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:13,566 - That looks pretty cool. - [Jack] Isn't that weird? 1044 00:38:13,634 --> 00:38:15,601 [Sharon] What's it made of? 1045 00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,003 It's made of stone. 1046 00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,771 - What is it, like a... - [Jack] Here. 1047 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:22,008 This is what I know. It was found in 2011. 1048 00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:23,409 Three hundred feet deep 1049 00:38:23,477 --> 00:38:25,678 and is about 200 feet wide 1050 00:38:25,746 --> 00:38:28,948 and 26 feet in height. 1051 00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:30,917 - [Ozzy] Wow. - Yeah. 1052 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,221 Scientists went back after the initial discovery. 1053 00:38:35,289 --> 00:38:37,990 With high tech equipment they took samples of it 1054 00:38:38,058 --> 00:38:39,792 and two things really stood out to me. 1055 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,894 [suspenseful music playing] 1056 00:38:41,962 --> 00:38:44,697 [Jack] A credible professor from Stockholm University 1057 00:38:44,765 --> 00:38:49,502 estimates it was formed during the Ice Age. 1058 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,971 And another scientist who studied the samples, 1059 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:56,175 believed that it is not a geological formation. 1060 00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:58,945 Suggesting it is not from nature. 1061 00:38:59,012 --> 00:39:01,080 [Ozzy] It can't be a geological formation it... 1062 00:39:01,148 --> 00:39:03,649 [Jack] Yeah. I... For me I'm like "A'ight... 1063 00:39:03,717 --> 00:39:06,152 I don't know what the [bleep] that is." 1064 00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,820 Here's something that's really weird about it. 1065 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:10,123 There's skid marks in the sea floor. 1066 00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:12,325 Using side scan sonar equipment 1067 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,128 they determined that there were drag marks behind it. 1068 00:39:15,195 --> 00:39:16,963 Either dragged during an attempt 1069 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:19,198 or recovery mission or it was drag marks 1070 00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:20,767 from the initial crash. 1071 00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:23,803 Um, the team also noted that most of their electronics, 1072 00:39:23,871 --> 00:39:26,139 including satellite phones stopped working 1073 00:39:26,173 --> 00:39:28,674 when the team was directly above it. 1074 00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:31,778 Yeah. It's very odd, this thing. 1075 00:39:31,845 --> 00:39:33,813 [Ozzy] I call it a U... 1076 00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:35,014 - Er. Oh. Um... - [Ozzy] USO. 1077 00:39:35,048 --> 00:39:37,083 - Underwater, uh... - USOs. 1078 00:39:37,151 --> 00:39:39,886 [Jack] Yeah. So you think this could be a USO 1079 00:39:39,953 --> 00:39:42,755 which is an unidentified submersible object? 1080 00:39:42,823 --> 00:39:44,957 [Ozzy] Oh yeah. That's pretty cool. 1081 00:39:45,025 --> 00:39:46,225 [Jack] That's a cool one right? 1082 00:39:46,293 --> 00:39:47,860 - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm. It is. - And like when you look 1083 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,796 it up online there's all sorts of [bleep] 1084 00:39:49,863 --> 00:39:51,497 you're just like "What is this [bleep] thing?" 1085 00:39:51,565 --> 00:39:52,732 So you think it could be alien? 1086 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,967 [Ozzy] Uh, that could be alien thing. 1087 00:39:55,002 --> 00:39:57,236 And if it's been there since the Ice age, 1088 00:39:57,304 --> 00:39:59,238 that's pretty impressive. It looks might be... 1089 00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,007 It looks some piece of machinery. 1090 00:40:01,074 --> 00:40:03,242 It didn't look like a natural thing. 1091 00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:05,044 - Yeah. - No, it's not a natural 1092 00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:06,446 rock formation is it? 1093 00:40:06,513 --> 00:40:09,882 No. When they scan it, you see it looks like it 1094 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,985 a gouged out a huge trench in the ocean 1095 00:40:13,053 --> 00:40:14,654 - and then landed at... - So it must've crashed? 1096 00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:16,155 [Jack] Yeah. They think it could've just hit. 1097 00:40:16,223 --> 00:40:18,124 And because the water would've been lower 1098 00:40:18,192 --> 00:40:21,093 before the Ice Age, 1099 00:40:21,161 --> 00:40:22,495 there would've been less water. 1100 00:40:22,563 --> 00:40:24,730 - [Ozzy] How do you know? - Well, cause... 1101 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:26,399 isn't that the whole thing, is that the water levels 1102 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:27,533 are lower during the Ice Age? 1103 00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:29,502 Because all the water turns to ice? 1104 00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:31,637 - Well, I don't know. - No, the water's lower 1105 00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:33,272 during the Ice Age. Yeah. Yeah. 1106 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,308 Cause when the ice melted the seas rose. 1107 00:40:35,342 --> 00:40:38,377 - [Ozzy] Okay. - [Jack] Well, that is it... 1108 00:40:38,445 --> 00:40:40,012 - We're done? - Well, what would you... 1109 00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:41,848 What would you wanna Woogie Boogie this then? 1110 00:40:41,915 --> 00:40:43,950 - Oh that? That's a ten. - I'll give it a ten. 1111 00:40:44,017 --> 00:40:45,651 - A ten? - Yeah, that's a ten. 1112 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:46,819 [Jack] Ten for you. Ten for you. 1113 00:40:46,887 --> 00:40:48,821 Ten for that you must be mad. 1114 00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:50,256 I'll take a ten. 1115 00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:52,091 I will end on a ten. 1116 00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:54,260 After all that [bleep] 1117 00:40:55,762 --> 00:40:57,430 I turned you guys into possible believers 1118 00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:59,065 of the Baltic Sea Anomaly I guess. 1119 00:40:59,132 --> 00:41:00,800 - [Sharon] Yes, you did. - [Ozzy] That's very pretty 1120 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,202 compelling now. Because it did looks like 1121 00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:06,339 something what must be made not natural occurring. 1122 00:41:06,406 --> 00:41:07,707 Would you go down in a submarine 1123 00:41:07,774 --> 00:41:08,841 - to check it out? - [Ozzy] Yeah. No. 1124 00:41:08,876 --> 00:41:10,877 It's only 300 feet. It's not that far down. 1125 00:41:10,944 --> 00:41:12,345 - I wouldn't go down. - Three hundred feet. 1126 00:41:12,412 --> 00:41:14,847 We were in this submarine in [bleep] Hawaii, 1127 00:41:14,915 --> 00:41:17,183 and that was freaking me out as well. 1128 00:41:17,217 --> 00:41:19,986 All right. Well, uh, until next time. 1129 00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:22,188 - All right. - Yay. 1130 00:41:22,256 --> 00:41:23,990 [Sharon] Yay. You did it Jack. 1131 00:41:24,057 --> 00:41:25,825 We got a ten. 1132 00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:28,628 Some of it was crap, but that was a great one. 1133 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,696 [Jack] Oh. All right. I'll take it. 1134 00:41:32,165 --> 00:41:34,233 They've gotta leap years ahead of us. 1135 00:41:34,301 --> 00:41:35,902 That's very odd. 1136 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,270 Wow, look at that. 1137 00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:40,840 [man] All aboard the crazy train. 1138 00:41:40,908 --> 00:41:42,775 - [Sharon] Oh. Here we go. - [Jack] We're going back 1139 00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:44,076 to the Edwardian time. 1140 00:41:44,144 --> 00:41:45,611 It would just smell like [bleep] everywhere. 1141 00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:46,846 - Why did they dress like... - Barbie. 1142 00:41:46,914 --> 00:41:47,780 - idiots? - Yes. 1143 00:41:47,848 --> 00:41:49,749 It's, um, what's-his-face? 1144 00:41:49,783 --> 00:41:52,385 Holy [bleep]! It's Edwardian us. 1145 00:41:52,452 --> 00:41:54,287 Huh? Mom's the Queen? 1146 00:41:54,354 --> 00:41:57,323 - Dad, let's get out of here. - Oh God, no. 1147 00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:59,025 Oh. That's ridiculous. 1148 00:41:59,092 --> 00:42:00,860 Oh. For [bleep] sake.