Where is mom?
Just being fashionably late.
I'll call her.
He's yelling at everyone.
Okay, I'm coming.
[chuckles] Just, "Oh, okay, I'm coming."
[bleep] hell.
[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness,
but not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.
They want to believe.
- Has a ghost ever been caught on film? - Yes.
And I have the evidence that will blow their mind.
[evil laughter]
I think you're starting to believe.
She believes.
[Jack] Whoa, what is happening?
Oh God, no!
Go tell your mom that I'm going [bleep] nuts waiting for her.
Been up since one o'clock.
What the [bleep].
What are you, Margaret Thatcher, sleeping four hours a night?
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, sorry. I'm here, I'm here.
-Hi. -Hi. Oh.
How was The Talk?
Fine. But at the show, she cried and she peed herself.
Boy, what the [bleep].
Come on, come here.
All right, gang. Wait till you [bleep] see this clip.
This is the one that I was very excited to show you guys.
You don't freak the [bleep] out, I need a new job.
- Why? - Because I can't [bleep].
Is it sexual?
No, it is not sexual.
What, is it a ghost or?
They think potentially witchcraft.
[evil laughter]
Oh.
- Witchcraft. - I'm always up for a bit of witchcraft sexuality in it.
- Oh... - Bestiality.
No.
No. I'm just high on life.
High on life.
All right, well, this next gentleman,
he's pretty [bleep] high on something,
- so check this out. - Okay.
Okay, so I'm just warning you, this clip is very, very gnarly.
And where's it from, this clip?
Location unknown, date unknown.
- From hell. - It could be.
Okay, seriously, last chance,
avert your eyes if you need to, because here we go.
Wow, it's interesting.
How are you not reacting?
I wonder if he's really like that.
Are you going blind? Look closer.
What the [bleep]. How are you [bleep]?
- I couldn't, I can't watch this. - Why?
It's like double jointed.
That's not double jointed, it's almost like there's no bone.
[crickets chirping]
I wonder what it's like when he waves,
- if it kind of flaps all over? - I don't know how he wipes his arse.
What?
You guys are mentally unwell.
- Why? - What's wrong with you?
Does he do it to music?
[upbeat music playing]
I don't know, I just, I can't, uh, I just cannot watch this.
This is so gnarly to me.
He should go on America's Got Talent with that arm.
Sure. Do you guys have any hidden talents,
like, is there something that you're good at that no one else knows about?
I think every one of my talents has been...
Has been exploited?
[Sharon chuckles]
Do you have a hidden talent?
God, no. You know me, I would exploit it if I had it.
Do you think you could do ballet?
I can go en pointe still.
-Really? Oh, see, that's a talent. -I can, yeah.
- Okay. - Not me.
You'd not go en pointe?
All right.
On the Woogie Boogie scale, what do you give it?
- 8. - 8.
10. You can't say that's a trick.
Yes, that's why I had to share it.
He does need some music behind it, though.
You all need to know that [bleep] arm that works.
Both of you are sick. I'm moving on.
This one comes from the Moon River brewery.
It was November of 2020 in Savannah, Georgia.
What is it? Is it a ghost or an alien or?
This is a family dinner that gets uninvited guests
- at the dinner table with them. - Oh, lovely.
Ghosts?
- Well, let's see. - Let's take a look.
- They're in a restaurant. - Yes.
A restaurant with a reputation for hauntings.
Keep an eye on the salt-and-pepper shaker on the table.
What the [bleep] is that?
[Jack] Shall we look again?
[indistinct conversations]
[man] Did you just see that? What was it?
[woman] Who's been doing this? Freaking us out.
Oh, I think it's something attached
to that lady's hand on the right,
because when she went like that and cleared the table,
- it went and... - No, it comes down in a force like...
But the woman on the left just put it back up.
[man] Did you just see that? What was it?
[woman] Who's been doing this? Freaking us out.
[indistinct conversations]
[woman] I'm moving over, I'm not sitting here.
So, thoughts?
What's interesting about it is how forcefully,
- it just doesn't go clunk, it goes... - Yeah.
'Cause it's got some force behind it.
Um, you guys want a bit of back info
- on this location? - Yep.
All right, so this place has a number of hauntings,
and ghost hunters believe people who died here
during the city's yellow fever outbreak
in 1876 haunt the Moon River
because the building was used as a makeshift hospital during the epidemic.
The building is claimed to be haunted by a lady in white
as well as a spirit named James Stark, a gambler,
who was killed in an altercation in 1832.
Shut up, dog. We're [bleep] filming a TV show.
No, I think there's something attached to that lady's hand.
So you're calling [bleep]?
Well, not knowing them, yeah.
- But it comes down bang. - Yeah, it doesn't like...
-It doesn't go clunk. It comes down with a force. -Exactly.
So, on the Woogie Boogie scale, what do you give it?
- Six for execution. - Okay.
- Eight. - Eight, okay.
All right. This is... I will take this,
I'm gonna give this probably an eight.
- Really? - Yeah.
But the thing is,
if I was sitting with my wife and that's happening,
I don't think we'd be sitting there and laughing.
- I'd be off. - [Jack laughs]
All right, so this next is a Ghost Tech Paranormal Investigation
in Englefield Hall in Surrey, England.
And this was September of 2020, so very recently.
And yeah, they captured something which was pretty compelling.
Is it sexual?
Put the [bleep] video on.
Englefield Hall was built in 1880,
and is now used as an event space.
During World War II,
the hall was used as a safe haven for students
who had to leave London. All their towns had been bombed.
A building with that much history,
you could expect it's going to have
some sort of spirit activity going on.
So in 2020, a ghost hunting team went to investigate,
and they got some pretty compelling stuff.
Watch this.
[door creaking]
That's [bleep] interesting.
[Jack] Yep, those doors opened and closed on their own.
Now check out what they recorded in the basement.
You see the shadow figure right there?
- Let's see it again. - You want to watch it again?
Yeah, please.
Wow.
[bleep] hell.
Then, as they try to go back upstairs, this happens.
[footsteps approaching]
Whoa, what the [bleep].
Someone's coming down the stairs.
Someone's coming. Shh, shh, shh.
I could hear them coming down the stairs.
Whoa, what the [bleep].
Thoughts? What do we think?
This is really, really interesting because I usually go,
well, it could be him over there or, you know, some trick,
but this one, I'm baffled if I can think of what it could be.
Have you heard of these ghost hunters before?
No, no, but they've got a few videos on YouTube and stuff,
like, they're kind of known a little.
I don't know whether it's real, but if it's not real,
it's a very good trick either way.
Okay, what would you give it on the Woogie Boogie scale, Mom?
On the Woogie Boogie scale, I'd give it a 9.
They were very convincing to me.
Okay. And, Dad?
10.
Holy [bleep] me.
[applause]
- So, I'm gonna go with a 7.5 on this. - Why?
Because as someone who is a paranormal investigator,
as weird as that sounds,
I just don't like how they covered a lot of the investigation.
It's like these amazing opportunities for evidence.
And he ran away.
Yeah, and it's like, dude,
- [bleep] go in there with a camera. - Yeah.
You mean, when you were in them houses,
you'd go into there with a camera?
But check it out, I pay these fine gentlemen in the room with us right now
lots of money to sit there and film it, as I run away.
Yes, yes, you run out the door.
[Ozzy] This is the most compelling stuff you showed me.
What do you give it?
Yeah, I'd probably give it 8.5 or 9.
You stingy [bleep].
[Jack] Look at the doll's hand under the bed.
- Weird, right? - No.
Probably a doll's hand.
Yes, but what kind of doll moves on its own?
Come on, snuffy.
No, I hate that dog.
- Oh, she's [indistinct]. - Because, you know,
that dog is [bleep] disgusting.
- [Ozzy and Sharon] Why? - Because I went into your office one day
and it was under your chair, table,
eating its [bleep], like mom eating that Twix,
just num, num, num, num.
- So what's to hate, you know... - What the [bleep].
- No, no, no, no. - You never had a dog that eats [bleep]?
The moment I have a dog that consumed [bleep],
it immediately gets a one-way ticket to a new home.
No, no, you can stay, but don't lick me.
You're not allowed to lick people, they'll shrivel up and die.
You used to say that to me when I was a kid.
Are you guys ready for a good old-fashioned sky circle UFO?
- Yes. - All right.
So this comes to us from Shakopee, Minnesota.
- Shakopee. - Shak-opee.
Shako-opee.
Shak-o-peek.
- Shak-o-pee. - No, shock-o-pee.
- Yeah. - Okay. Shakopee, Minnesota, in September of 2018.
Now, it's known that a lot of weird [bleep] happens at Walmart.
- Walmart? - Yes, Walmart.
- Okay. - And sometimes weird [bleep] happens
in the Walmart parking lot.
So check this out.
[man] Look at that. It's a perfect circle with the lights around it
in the parking lot.
[Jack] He was streaming this live on the internet.
[man] That's definitely something in the sky.
[woman] It's freaking crazy.
[man] It's creepy.
That's bollocks.
[man] There's no reflection, there's no anything,
it's just coming down.
It's not floodlights, because you would see them coming up.
[man] Yeah, it's real.
[Jack] You can hear his kids, they're getting kind of spooked out by it.
- Is that one thing or... - We don't know.
I think it's one.
- One big ship? - Mm-hmm.
[man] That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
I wonder if someone like in the Air Force could say
what it looks like it could be this high or that high.
That's true. If you found out the date of this and the location
and looked up the weather, because that will tell you
- how high the cloud coverage is. - [Sharon] Right.
Because that looks like it's either in the clouds or above the clouds.
Was below the clouds.
Do you think that looks, but I think it looks like it's inside the cloud.
No, I think it was below the clouds.
- What do you think it is? - I think that's some sort of spacecraft.
So if you came out of the house
and you looked up and you saw that?
I'd be a believer.
On Woogie Boogie scale?
A 9.
10 out of 10.
Can't be true, no.
We're having three 10 out of 10 out of the gate.
What do you give it?
Okay, I would give it,
I'd probably go 8.5 or 9.
You stingy [bleep].
- Because like for me... - So you'll come out [bleep] show me,
you see that, you give it a eight?
I would be like, that is not [bleep] normal.
Yeah, in this case, I'll give you a eight now.
No, I said a 8.5 or a 9, I guess, it just depends.
You got your [bleep] full of [bleep].
You were trying to make me to believe it,
now when I say I believe that...
I believe... I'm happy.
- This is... - No, if you would have, if you believe that...
- I'm happy. - you would see that's [bleep]...
I'm [bleep] suppress my excitement.
You'd see that [bleep] things, you know,
Krispy Kreme forever.
Krispy Kreme. All right.
This is a UFO fleet taped over Hidalgo, Mexico.
- Mexico City? - No, not Mexico City.
No. Hidalgo, Texas.
- Hidalgo. - Mexico.
-Mexico. [bleep] Stop yelling [bleep]. -I told you.
I know! Hidalgo, Mexico!
- Yes. - Okay.
- You said Texas? - I'm sorry.
This is a UFO fleet from Mexico, October 10, 2020.
[man speaking in Spanish]
It's that [bleep] thing again.
[Jack] Yep, those dastardly balls of light are back.
[Ozzy] That's not as compelling as the other one.
That could be like flying, flying in unison.
[Jack] I don't think so. They're not moving like normal planes,
and look at the way they're changing positions.
- If they're small... - Okay, is it that where they're like now doubled
or is it the lights in the film because I can't...
- Is there an airplane there? - No, it's how it's moving.
Yeah.
[Jack] All right, if you freeze the frame,
you can clearly see there is just seven.
Pretty impressive.
Yeah, so there's only one, two, three, four, five, six.
Is there an airport closer?
I'm not aware of the location of an airport near this.
It could be flying, I don't know...
Right now it's in a square, now look.
- One's dropping down. - Wow.
[Jack] I don't know what planet you're from,
but I've never seen a plane do that.
It could be planes on a holding pattern again.
Again, it's the same thing, is it near an airport?
Is it the military?
There is an airport in the city.
I don't know how close this was shot
- to the airport, though. - Okay.
But like you don't know, this could have been shot
in the equivalent of like Malibu, LA.
That could be miles away.
- Miles away. - Because, remember, when we sit in a plane,
it looks like it wasn't flying to the angle of the...
- [Jack] The wind, yeah. - Oh, no, was it the angle of the dangle?
What?
Was it the angle of the dangle?
- [people booing] - [bleep] off!
All right. Mom joke.
Okay.
All right, so Woogie Boogie scale, what do you give it?
I'll give that a seven.
You give it a seven?
About an eight.
- You give it an eight? - Yes.
Crazy.
[bleep] winning today.
So, this clip is of a little child holding a TV remote.
- Mm-hmm. - And it seems like someone
wants to be taking control of it.
Oh.
The only backstory you really need
to know about this clip is the location,
and it was filmed in Lancaster, England.
The boy's mother thought it could perhaps be her deceased brother
messing around with her son.
Just watch the remote.
Look at that, it almost flies out of his hand.
Nuts.
That's compelling as well.
How weird is that?
Look, Mom, watch to the end,
it literally comes out of his grip of his hand,
and he's like barely hanging on to it.
- Watch. - [Ozzy] Watching.
- Yeah. Yeah. - [Jack] How weird is that?
That's compelling.
Yeah, and it's like, you can see he's struggling with it.
I mean, but the kid would be freaked at the moment, wouldn't he?
Maybe, but I don't know.
If it happens regularly.
Yeah, maybe it happens regularly,
- so he's just used to it. - Yeah.
- This creepy uncle's trying to steal the remote.
On the Woogie Boogie scale, what do you give it?
- Eight. - Nine out of ten.
Nine for you and then...
Well, this is like the most successful episode to date.
We're just sailing through this [bleep].
You're just [bleep] smashing this thing.
That is interesting, that one.
What would you do if you were holding a remote and it's suddenly,
someone's trying to pull out of your hands and you can't stand?
I would just drop it.
I would, you know, I'd go, what the [bleep] is going on?
What would you do, Jack?
If that was me, my brain,
I don't think would register it at first,
- you know, 'coz it's... - The first thing you'd do,
you'd look at the thing and you'd go,
Wat the [bleep].
He's like a little boy, nice little boy.
Yeah, just chillin'.
If Minnie was doing that,
she would just yell at the ghost, "Mine!
My remote!"
She's a button, she is.
How weird is that?
Well, that's [bleep] weird.
Have you ever been anywhere where doors flung open?
- [clanking] - [Ozzy] [bleep] hell!
He's had his whole place destroyed,
it looks like a tornado has come to his house.
Oh, I'm baffled.
Come on, my darling. Little girl. You got up at one o'clock.
Come on, baby girl, my little baba, just only a baby.
- Only a baby. - [barks]
She's English, she barks in an English accent.
Ruff, ruff, ruff.
So this is ghost closes bathroom door.
This is in Missouri, near St. Louis, in October of 2020.
So another very recent one.
- And I have backstory. - Go on.
The man who shot this had just moved into this house
in November of 2019.
And over the past year,
started noticing some things moving around their home,
including a bottle across the table.
The night that he filmed this video,
Chris had gotten off work an hour or so before it happened.
As he was doing the laundry and watching TV,
he kept hearing what sounded like the door shaking and vibrating. At first...
All right, I'll just put it on.
Well, pay attention to the pocket door.
[door creaking]
How weird is that?
Well, that's [bleep] weird.
[Jack] So now, our intrepid cameraman goes in for a closer look.
[man] [bleep] that scared me.
And look, no one's in there.
He hasn't cut the camera.
And there's no one in the bathroom.
I mean, he needs to do some laundry.
He backs up 'cause them knickers are really smelly.
Look, there's no one in the bathroom.
[door creaking]
Oh, I'm baffled.
What do you think?
- This is a very believable clip to me. - Why?
His reaction, if you're gonna fake it,
his reaction would be bigger.
Now, there are certain things that could have been a draft in the dry...
between the drywall of the house, but...
Yeah, but to go, stop, and go again.
Yeah, I know.
I had a friend at school and he had a poltergeist.
I don't know where he was [bleep] around or what,
but he would tell that things would fly across his room.
- So he was nutty all the time. - Yeah.
I mean, I've been in places where doors have opened and closed,
and we've caught it on camera and I haven't like run out the room,
it's just been like really cool to get it on camera.
Have you ever been anywhere where doors flung open?
Yeah, but mind you,
your mom's been pissed off throwing vases at me, you know?
What would you rate that on Woogie Boogie scale?
I'll give that an 8. What do you give it?
- An 8. - I'd give it an 8, yeah.
- Yeah. - These are good clips today.
We're just [bleep] hitting them out of the park.
This one's coming to you guys from Pembroke, Wales.
Oh.
[bleep] don't like Wales.
Pembroke's very nice.
- Have you guys have ever been there? - No.
If I were to show you pictures of beaches in Pembroke,
- you would think it was Hawaii. - Really?
Like, white sand beaches, blue, crystal-clear ocean.
You are joking?
- Come on. - I'll show you pictures.
I mean, I've been up since one, I mean...
I know, but hey, listen, this is good because you've been up since one,
so it's two now, so it's kind of like early evening for you.
Okay. Next.
Trust me, you'll be glad you stuck around for this one.
It's a classic ghost story.
A family buys a house, family moves into house,
family finds out they're not alone in the house.
They set up cameras and what they capture is pretty amazing.
Keep your eyes on the drawer.
[clanking]
Look at that. Like, if that was faked...
- You couldn't get it to do that, no. - No.
- [Ozzy] Wow. - [Jack] Wow, indeed.
But wait till you see this.
Watch this sink.
And then the drawer in the corner.
That's [bleep] unbelievable.
[Jack] This is a very active spirit.
And it leaves no room or object untouched.
Wow.
[creaking]
Fridge is opening.
That's me at night.
- [can clanks] - [Ozzy] [bleep] no!
Yep, that's all she wrote. So, thoughts?
- That was very compelling. - Yeah.
I've seen more clips from this guy.
He's had his whole place destroyed,
- it looks like a tornado has come to his house. - Really?
- Yeah. - What's really compelling about it is
when the drawer opened, I thought,
maybe somebody's got a... but when the spoon whirling came out...
Yeah.
It was psychometric, it's gonna be a [bleep] professional person.
Yeah. How would you rate this clip on the Woogie Boogie scale?
9, 9, 9. What do you give it?
Yeah, a 9.
- [bleep] We are just killing it on this episode. - Yes, yes, we are.
You know, you said you had a friend at school
who said they had a poltergeist,
is this the kind of stuff he described?
Yeah, yeah, he said he would be sitting there and cups would fly across him.
And we all thought he was pulling our legs.
Without one of you throwing it,
have you ever seen an object fly across the room?
- No. - Never.
What would it take for you guys to move to that house?
Well, for one, you'd be in Wales.
I mean, hell's better than [bleep] Wales.
At least it's warm. I don't know why I would go there.
Yes.
[evil cry]
[bleep] off!
[sobbing]
My god, look at that.
[screaming]
[bleep] don't like Wales.
Let's talk about time travel for a second.
John Titor claimed he was an American military time traveler.
Well, where is John Titor now?
All right, so this next one is dad's favorite.
Just you wait.
- Do you guys believe in time travel? - No.
Do you guys believe in time travel?
Yes.
Because with time, that it takes the earth go around in a circle.
Yeah, it's a calculation we've devised to keep track of things, but.
But in the big picture, it means for good,
and for us to get to the nearest habitable place to live, we'd be dead.
Yeah, it could take 40 years to get to the nearest inhabitable planet.
Okay, but when you get there,
I wonder if you've aged 40 years or you're just the same?
If you travel at the speed of light,
- you don't age, apparently. - Okay.
There's some weird thing with time and age and speed of light.
So this next one comes from Turkey in 2019.
Keep an eye on the guy at the bottom of the screen
and the man that just walked into frame.
The man walking taps the guy on the shoulder and then tells him,
watch behind you.
All right, you got it.
I'm gonna start from the beginning now.
So there's this guy, doo-doo-doo-doo,
doesn't even see anything behind him,
doesn't even look behind him.
[tires screeching]
What the [bleep] has happened?
Well, let's go back in time and see that one again.
Taps him, "Move."
[tires screeching]
What do we think?
That's [bleep] time travel right there.
- [indistinct] - He's been there before.
So the theory is, is that it was himself
who travelled back in time to tell him to move,
because the guy that taps on the shoulder
looks almost identical to him.
[Ozzy] Bullocks.
Another theory is that it could be like a guardian angel.
He might be just some guy just tapped him on the [bleep] shoulder.
Okay, so let's talk about time travel for a second.
There was a guy who appeared on a web forum in the late '90s,
named john Titor.
And John Titor claimed he was an American military time traveler
from the year 2034.
He basically said,
you can't go straight to the time you want to go,
think of it like jumping from rock to rock,
you had to stop in 1999 to then get to 1975.
It was actually really interesting
because he explained the science
behind his time traveling machine.
And then a scientist in, like,
the mid-2010s came out with this theory about
how time travel could work,
and it's almost identical to what John Titor said in 1999.
Well, where is John Titor now?
He said he's gonna go back to his time and he'll never return.
And no one ever figured out if it was a hoax, who it was.
Did he do a TV show or a radio show?
He just on a message board online.
Somehow so many of those UFOs and aliens are time travelers.
Yes, they're way advanced humans.
Because by the time we get to them,
we're gonna have bigger head, bigger eyes.
I had another great theory.
The aliens that we see that have the big heads
and the big eyes and little bodies,
they're humans who have colonized other planets
that have different light and different gravity.
Like, you know, they'll find like a salamander
that's evolved in a cave and it has no eyes
and is really white and small, same kind of thing.
Like, if we live on a planet that doesn't have as bright of a sun,
eventually, your eyes will get bigger...
- And we'll grow gray. - And if the gravity is different,
our whole skeletal structure can shift.
'Cause when you're having children born in space,
they've got longer fingers, longer necks, longer arms.
That'd be so weird.
On the Woogie Boogie scale,
do you think that that's legit or do you think that's just coincidence?
- I'll give it a 4. - 4?
Yeah, 4 for effort.
I must say that when he was walking down the road,
I thought you were gonna say, oh, this is his long lost twin.
- Yeah, because they look identical. - They do.
I think it's a weird clip. There's a lot going on there.
I guess watching this over and discussing it,
I'm more inclined to say that's guardian angel stuff than time travel.
- I don't know. - Yes.
Do you think time travel is real, though?
I think it's one of those like shapeshifters
and time travelers and all of that, I do not believe it, so.
But Einstein said that time travel is a very strong possibility.
- Yeah? I think it's plausible. - Yeah.
I have a question for you, mom.
Do you find having a deep
and powerful and enriching conversations on this show?
Do you find that it is making you a better host on The Talk?
Because we're discussing things that,
that you can really bring to the table
and talk amongst your peers about.
Yeah, I'm gonna go on tomorrow and tell them that I'm a shapeshifter.
You have had a lot of face surgery.
Well, true, true.
And if you were to look at a picture of you from the '90s,
you certainly don't look like the same person.
- [Jack laughs] - But deep down, I am, I am inside.
I like the old you.
Oh, wow.
Which old you, which one?
Yeah, which one? There's four to choose from.
[Jack] Everyone says that that's a guy talking on a cell phone in 1943.
It could be anything, a bar of chocolate, it could be anything.
Next.
[bleep] the pressure now!
All right, so, uh...
[bleep] off.
- You've got like fluff. - No, you've got, what did you do with this?
It's all right. Can we play?
- All right. - I have black and white hair.
Hold on.
Oh, I remember you used to do that to me.
Like, why couldn't use a wet wipe?
You'd wipe your finger, lick your finger and wipe my face with it.
All the time.
The worst.
All right. So the Internet has uncovered a ton of photos,
which people believe are time travelers.
And this next photo is supposedly a time traveler,
who's dressed like a GI, stationed in Reykjavik, Iceland.
Check this out.
So keep in mind this photograph
you're about to see was taken in 1943 during World War II.
Now a lot of things were invented in 1943.
The slinky.
The aqualung.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
LSD.
But the cell phone isn't invented until 1973,
thirty years after this photograph was taken.
Everyone says that that's a guy talking on a cell phone in 1943.
[Ozzy] No.
[Jack] No, not buying it?
Well, the guy looks like he's on his cell phone to me.
And the whole internet backs me up.
-What could it be then? What's he got? -Transistor radio.
- What, did they have radios that small back then? - Oh, yeah.
- Well, they had little stuff... - In 1945?
Oh, no.
- Is it 1944? No, no. - 1943, a little transistor radio,
and that's what everyone's saying.
No, no, no.
But who knows he's talking, he might just be holding,
could be a small box of cigarettes.
It could be anything.
Who holds a box of cigarettes in their ear?
Anybody, if you've got it in your hand and you just,
- I don't know. - If you...
It could be anything, a bar of chocolate, it could be anything.
It could be a packet of cigarettes.
Okay, Woogie Boogie scale on that one for me, please?
I'll give that a 2.
Oh, we started off so strong earlier, too.
[bleep] the pressure now!
All right, who's this new dog here?
This is one of Elvis's daughters.
And this is Violet and she is so sweet like her daddy.
She's a ghost.
No, she's a lovely girl.
Okay, I wish you guys loved me as much as that dog.
Oh, very funny.
-Very, very funny. I can't tickle your belly. -Oh, god.
Now watch what happens when they let go.
[Ozzy] My god, look at that.
So, are we believers yet?
All right, so if you at home have any video or picture evidence
of something you believe to be paranormal,
please post it on social media and use the #OsbournesBelieve.
All right, so this next one is dad's favorite.
It has to do with a spirit board.
The girl on the clip is like a YouTuber,
so she's always doing videos, and she posted a video on YouTube
and captured something in it.
So this person here, her name is Marissa.
And she is an online influencer.
She gives away things and does makeup tutorials
and back-to-school tips and stuff like that.
And here she's recording one of her videos
that she was planning on posting.
She stopped for a second to go get something in the other room,
and you'll see the camera tilts down on its own.
And what it captures in the lower left hand corner is pretty frightening.
Look at the doll's hand out of the bed.
- What? - Look at the doll hand,
right here.
Look here.
Weird, right?
What do you mean? [bleep] hand just disappears.
It's probably a doll, a doll's hand.
Yes, but what kind of doll moves on its own?
Except Robert, your best friend.
Okay, how did she get behind the wall behind the bed?
She's, probably she's around the side, she pulled the [bleep] thing.
Oh, that don't impress me. I'll show you the truth.
I think that she planned this to get more viewers, don't believe it.
Okay, I'm totally gonna accept that argument, and I thought the same.
Now watch this.
Until I saw this,
after she caught that on camera,
things started to happen to her almost nightly.
She would wake up with bruises, scratches.
She even went to the hospital for this bruise right here.
I guess, she woke up and it was on her stomach.
The doctors had no idea what caused it.
The whole thing really is starting to take a toll on her.
So as a last resort, she got a friend
and she got a spirit board.
And this is what happened.
Is there a spirit in this room?
[Jack] Now watch what happens.
[gasping]
God.
Do you have a message for us?
Help?
- Help. - Help.
Is this room haunted?
"Yes."
Are you moving it?
No, I'm not moving it.
Now watch what happens when they let go.
- [gasping] - Oh, my God.
[Jack] How are you not impressed?
It literally moved on its own.
Let's look at it again.
Nope, I don't believe any of it.
I think she's trying to get more followers.
I think it's bollocks.
Okay.
Here's some fun spirit board trivia.
Have you ever heard of the demon Zozo?
Who?
Zozo? He's the spirit board demon.
Who the [bleep] is Zozo?
He is the demon of the spirit board.
- And some people think that if you'd write out Zozo... - Yeah?
Z-O-Z-O.
That 2020, it's the demon Zozo who's like running the year.
Oh, bunch of crap.
Okay.
So what do we think about the girls with the spirit board?
What would you rate that?
I think the girls with the spirit board,
I give them 3 for effort and nice nail polish.
And you?
- [bleep] - Okay, so [bleep].
I don't take that seriously.
Okay, but you famously talk about how much you hate spirit boards
and you don't [bleep] with them.
I don't [bleep] with them because they were made in the Victorian times
because everybody believed in spirit, I don't know what's this,
but I don't [bleep] with it because it's not a game.
We sold them and I wasn't really happy about that when we sold them.
Yeah, kind of cool.
Um, all right, so let's talk about
our biggest take away from the day.
What has been your favorite clip?
[Sharon] I think the Walmart UFO lights, yeah.
That poltergeist was [bleep] really, really interesting.
- [clanking] - Yep.
- This was a strong episode. - Yep.
Wait till you see what we're gonna show you tomorrow.
Just you wait.
All right, are we believers yet?
Better, closer, warmer?
I'm warming to believe it, so.
I feel that I'm becoming a vessel.
- A vessel? - A vessel?
- Yes. - A vessel for what?
Things get attracted to me, spirits and things like that.
- You're mental. - And they're using me as a vessel.
- You're mental. - Okay.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hell's better than [bleep] Wales.
All aboard the Osbournes' crazy train!
Did you guys have any hidden talent?
I'm always up for a bit of witchcraft.
Come on, my darling.
Oh.
- [thunder rumbles] - You don't freak [bleep] hell, I need a new job.
That don't impress me, it's crap.
-[bats screeching] - It's that [bleep] thing again!
- [door bangs] - Yes, yes, you run out the door!
You stingy [bleep].