[rock music playing]
Osbournes Want to Believe.
I'm still trying to believe.
[rock music playing]
- It's good to see you, kiddo. - Good to see you.
She's only a [bleeped] hour
and a half late. Oh, what's new?
[Jack] We may be the first family of darkness.
But not all of us are true believers
in the paranormal.
We wanna believe.
[Sharon] Has a ghost
ever been caught on film?
Yes. And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.
I think you're starting to believe.
Seeing is believing.
[Jack] Whoa. What is happening?
Oh, God. No.
[rock music playing]
Come and check on her. If she don't come down soon...
You're gonna go home?
Yeah. Something like that.
Here's an idea. See if she picks up.
[line ringing]
- I hear her. - [Ozzy] You sure?
Yeah. All right.
- Well... - [fanfare playing]
[Sharon] Good to see you all.
[Jack] Welcome.
[Sharon] Thank you.
Sex tape coming soon.
- Um... - [Ozzy] So, Jack,
are we gonna have some really scary stuff
- on this season? - [Jack] There are some clips
that are coming which I couldn't even watch.
We're gonna mix things up though 'cause we're gonna
dip into some conspiracy theories as well as footage.
But we'll ease into this one.
Have you guys ever thought
your cats have seen ghosts?
You know, one of the cats, Moe,
is kind of too laid back.
She's kind of very heroin chic.
Oh. Look, she'd [bleeped] open the door for a ghost.
Oh, she just doesn't move.
But Tiger Lily
is the one that's, like, wild.
No, she's never seen a [bleeped] ghost.
No. The answer is no, Mommy.
- All right. No. - [Jack] Okay.
Well, I know your cats
might not have experienced anything paranormal
aside from just living in this house.
Like, how can a [bleeped] cat see anything?
Okay. Enough said.
Just watch.
Oh, look at that cat.
[Jack] So this family is from Vegas,
and they went on vacation.
They hired a pet sitter
to check on their cats while they were gone.
But for the most part,
they were kind of left alone.
When they got back, they realized the cats
were really acting different.
Wondering if something had happened
to cause this shift in the behavior,
they decided to check out their home security camera.
In no way were they prepared
for what they saw. Check this out.
Keep an eye on the door
in the upper right.
What the [bleeped]?
[Jack] That's a shadow figure.
Watch again.
Cat sitter was not there.
Clearly someone in the house.
Now watch that table at the bottom of the screen.
Wow.
[Jack] There's only two cats in the house.
The other cat is walking through the door
and the table starts moving.
[Ozzy] Yeah. But the thing is,
wouldn't the cat go like, [bleeped]
"I'm out of here"?
Well, can you see that cat's
just sat there like [bleeped]...
"What the [bleeped] is going on here?"
[Jack] Oh, it gets freakier too.
Watch the door again.
That's weird.
That would freak me out if--
[Jack] It's pretty spooky, right?
- Yes. - [Jack] What would you do
if you checked security camera footage
and you saw weird [bleeped] like that?
- I'd sell it. - [Jack laughs]
You'd sell it to this TV show?
That's pretty convincing because...
I like the way that cat sits. It's pretty cool.
Thoughts, Mom?
What do you think it is? Let's start with that.
I don't know. I don't know.
Okay. All right.
So we are gonna use my coined scale
of scary called the Woogie Boogie Scale.
Zero being nothing, ten being terrifying.
It's how you would rate the clip.
I'd give that an eight out of ten.
An eight? Holy [bleeped]. All right.
The shadow and the door closing,
the way the cat's sitting, pretty cool.
What would you give, Mom?
- Five. - [cat meowing]
- Yup. Yes. - Five?
- [Jack] Here's a... Did I-- - So if you saw that footage,
you're telling me
that you would give it a five?
- Yeah. A five. - All right.
[Jack] So, fun fact, this was a poll taken
by the Associated Press
that two-thirds of all Americans
believe that pets do in fact have a sixth sense
and can see things we cannot.
I believe that.
- Totally. - I believe that too.
All right. Next up.
This clip comes to us
from a security camera footage,
which I actually find relatively reliable
because it's very hard to doctor.
- I am-- - [bleeped] show it.
[Jack] All right.
So this footage comes from a camera
that is monitoring a taxi stand in Japan.
People are going about their business.
People are coming and going.
And then there is this guy.
Keep an eye on his back as he starts to walk
towards the cab.
- How weird is that? - Oh.
[Jack] How [bleeped] weird is that?
What is it?
Look, there's like a [bleeped] woman
with long hair.
[Ozzy] It's a double exposure.
Oh, not that double exposure again.
It's the same one of those--
We had a whole season of double exposure.
It's a surveillance camera, right?
- Yeah. But digital. - [Ozzy] And it goes
around on a... on a, uh...
[Sharon] We did this.
- We did this. - Dad. It doesn't...
[Ozzy] Well, we got one.
[laughs]
It's... Okay. So double exposure
on a digital clip doesn't work the same way
because it records a new file every time.
Well, it's a load of old crap.
We thought you might say double exposure,
and so we've actually had
an animation made
to explain digital double exposure
and how it's not a thing.
- [Sharon] Hey. Hey. - [Jack] Hey.
[Ozzy] Are you gonna watch the [bleeped] film?
- [Sharon] Yes. Yes. - [bell rings]
[Jack] Good evening, class.
Let's discuss double exposure.
[Ozzy] Can we just watch the [bleeped] film?
[Jack] A photography technique
where you expose a single frame
- of film twice. - [Ozzy] What?
[Jack] It basically works
- by taking a photo... - [Sharon] Go on.
[Jack] ...rewinding the film
and taking another photo on the same frame
- with another image on it. - [Ozzy] What?
[Ozzy] [bleeped] weird.
[Jack] When you play those together,
it can create a ghostly effect.
- You got that, Dad? - [Ozzy] I don't know. I--
[Jack] Now, for digital overlay.
[Ozzy] A load of old crap.
[Jack] A graphics technique
where you lay two images on a computer
and make one transparent, creating a ghostly effect.
- [Ozzy] What? - [Jack] Think of CGI.
[Ozzy] It's someone with a camera.
[Jack] The mystery of double exposure
has been put to rest...
we hope.
That's a load of old bollocks.
[Jack laughs]
[Sharon] Oh, that was good.
- It's a shadow. - [Jack] That's not--
It's not a ghost.
It's a [bleeped]
- digital shadow. - No.
It's somebody with a cloak on their head.
- My ex-wife. - You could see the arm.
- [Sharon] A hood. - A dress.
No, it looks like long hair
and her head hunched over.
- My ex-wife. - [Jack laughs]
It's something with the camera.
- It's not a [bleeped]... - [Jack] So you think
it's like some kind of digital glitch?
'Cause when she disappears
before she gets in the car, kind of thing.
Uh-huh. What do you think it is?
- Ghost? - Yeah.
What would you give that on the scale?
- One. - Eight.
[Jack] An eight? This is interesting.
So we got a bit of a flop.
We've got eight for you
for the cats and an eight for you
- for the lady. - [Sharon] Yeah.
Do you think spirits can follow people?
- No. - Why not? She might know him.
That might have been the chick that ghosted him.
[rock music playing]
All right, gang. We're back filming season two.
- How do we feel? - Fantastic.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
- We've got lots of changes. - She said beautiful.
- Mom's got a different hairdo. - She said beautiful,
- beautiful. - Dad's got a different hairdo.
- Oh, I've got new color. - Yeah.
And it's grown.
See my... It took me a long time to grow out my roots.
That's why my root is color.
[chuckles]
- All right. - Really?
Well, more of this to come.
[woman] Yeah. I can see him.
[Jack] You hear a lot about people
in the UFO be like, "Oh, I contact UFOs,"
and everyone's like, "All right. Yeah.
Where's the [bleeped] camera?"
Check this out.
[woman] Make contact. Thank you.
Wow.
How weird is that?
This is gonna be a Osbournes Want to Believe first.
We're gonna examine a conspiracy theory.
[Neil Armstrong] The eagle has landed.
[rock music playing]
- Ooh. - [man] She didn't pee.
[bleeped] on my side of the bed yesterday.
She [bleeped] on the bed?
- [Sharon] She's-- No. - My side.
[Sharon] Stop it. Stop
spreading vicious lies.
Have you got your co-captain with you?
- Shut up. - [Jack] Hmm.
Oh, my baby. Dad didn't...
Oh, it'll... it'll get down.
I tell you, her dog craps on my bed,
she went, "Poor thing."
- What a... - The [bleeped] poor thing.
My side of the bed.
[laughs]
Too funny.
[rock music playing]
All right. Next clip.
This is an alien captured on CCT camera footage.
Now, a lot of people genuinely believe it's an alien.
Here's an alien caught on camera.
So the guy who submitted this, he's a ufologist.
He's a ufologist?
[Jack] Yeah. That's right.
He studies UFOs and aliens.
And this footage is actually something
he caught himself.
Keep an eye on that window
on the top of the screen.
That's [bleeped] weird.
That is weird. That is...
That's pretty interesting, that is.
[Jack] Oh, it does not end there.
Watch the ladder.
Wow.
[Jack] Then the creature reappears
and heads towards the window.
And before he gets to the window,
poof, disappears.
Some people have said
that this could possibly be an alien
or maybe a Pukwudgie.
That's got sunglasses on.
Or those big alien eyes.
What is a Pukwudgie?
- [Sharon] Yeah. - Pukwudgies?
- These like... - Elves.
[Jack] They're kind of like gnomes.
They're... Almost think of a garden gnome,
but they're mischievous and they like to destroy
outdoor furniture.
They're very common in Native American lore.
And they love eating strawberries.
[groans] Oh, my God.
Do you think alien or Pukwudgie?
Pukwudgie.
I don't know what it is
but it's pretty interesting.
My favorite part, though, is just his swagger.
He's got like his chest up
and his arms are just like...
swaggering behind him.
[Sharon] That's why it's a Pukwudgie.
You think he just doesn't give a [bleeped]?
[Sharon] Yup.
Are they real?
I know someone who has claimed
- to have seen a Pukwudgie. - [Ozzy] But I must...
- Did he have a smoke? - [Jack] That's a whole episode
- within itself. - [Sharon] I find it a bit
kind of "hmm" that it should happen
to an alienologist.
That's right. If he was a ghostologist
and he saw an alien--
No. If it was just a regular bloke.
But an alienologist...
[Ozzy] If it had been a [bleeped] bookkeeper.
Or a hairdresser.
[Jack] Do you remember our career day at school
when I went as a ufologist?
- [Sharon] Yes. - [chuckles]
In fifth... I think it was in the fifth or sixth grade.
- Yup. - [Ozzy] What's a ufologist?
[Jack] Ufologist is someone who studies UFOs.
[Sharon] Well, I thought that was very good.
[Jack] Yeah, I know. It's kind of cool...
[Sharon] You should have won.
[Jack] I should have won. I mean, look.
Showed you [bleeped]. Look at me now.
- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Jack chuckles]
He's a alienologist. See?
I'm not quite. No.
I'm not quite.
[Sharon] Well, you can't take a degree in it.
No, you can't. Well, you can.
- I think there is some... - [Ozzy] Don't argue
about being a [bleeped] clownologist.
A clownologist.
All right. So how would you rank this clip?
- Five. - Six.
- [Jack] Okay. Fair enough. - Yup.
Purely because, as Mommy said,
if he had been a [bleeped]
plantologist and he found out...
[Jack laughs]
[Ozzy] Or if he had been a [bleeped] bugologist.
But he's an alienologist.
He would have to find a [bleeped] alien.
- You got the-- - In his house. Yeah.
- Well done, Mom. - Thank you.
All right. Moving on.
So this comes from a group of people
in Sedona who like to do UFO tours,
and they say they can communicate
with these UFOs.
Where the [bleeped] did you get this from?
[bleeped] Disneyland?
[Jack] The deep web.
[woman] Yeah. I can see him.
Just put your laser right below him.
[Jack] So the lady you'll hear throughout this,
she runs the tour.
She's had this business for a while,
and she's the one who had direct contact
with the UFOs we're about to see.
[woman] He changed size.
He powered up what, twice?
[woman 2] Yeah.
So they're using laser pointers.
Now, you're looking at it through night vision.
[woman 1] Keep your laser a little off of him.
[Jack] The dot right at the end of the laser,
that's the UFO she's supposedly
communicating with.
[woman 1] 'Cause I can't see it
- when it powers up. - [woman 2] Okay.
[Jack] We'll let this play.
You'll hear her talking to the UFO,
and then it appears to be reacting
to what she's saying.
[woman 1] He's circling around us.
Keep your... keep your laser a little off of him
'cause I can't see it when it powers up.
- [woman 2] Okay. - [woman 3] Yeah.
Tell him to power up one more time.
[woman 1] Power up one more time. Make contact.
- [woman 3] Oh, there he is. - [woman 1] There he is.
- He's powering up. Oh. - [woman 2] Oh.
- Wow. - How weird is that?
That's [bleeped] interesting.
Like, for me, I'm like, "It's a satellite."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I thought.
- [Jack] Yeah. But then-- - [Ozzy] But she--
When she goes, "Make contact,"
that's [bleeped] interesting.
[woman 1] Power up one more time. Make contact.
- Thank you. - [woman 2] Whoo!
[woman 1] Thank you.
Wow. That is weird.
That's interesting.
I'll give that a six.
- [Jack] Hmm. - Seven.
I'd say... I put this at like an eight.
I really like this clip.
I think it's pretty interesting.
And it's something that, you know, you hear
a lot about people in the UFO be like,
"I contact UFOs," and everyone is like,
"All right. Yeah. Where's the [bleeped] camera?"
That's very... that's very [bleeped] interesting.
There it is.
I'm into that one.
Do those lasers really go that far?
Yeah. We had a weird thing
where we were doing a ghost hunt,
but it was part ghost hunt and UFO place.
We had a laser like that and we shone it up
at this weird light
and then it just disappeared.
Like, it was stopped and it was...
- It was blinking. - [Sharon] Yeah.
[Jack] And then we were kind of watching it
and we shone this light and then it just disappeared.
We didn't see it go anywhere.
[Sharon] Yeah.
But then you guys
when we went out to the desert on that UFO hunt,
you saw something similar
through the night vision, didn't you?
We did, but I can't remember...
- Darling, just-- - I know.
I'm just doing it to help you.
I didn't ask you.
But I want you to take my help.
♪ Must have been love ♪
♪ But it's over now ♪
[Jack chuckles]
[rock music playing]
All right. This comes from Okana...
- Okanagan. - [Jack] Okanagan Lake.
No. It's Og...
Okanagan Lake.
Ooh, it's Okanagan Lake.
No. It's Ogpo-ogpo.
Welcome to Okanagan Lake.
- [babbling] - [Jack] All right.
We're looking at an Ogopogo...
- Yeah. Oh. - ...in Okanagan Lake.
[Jack] This one is [bleeped] cool.
This guy claims to be able to control the wind.
What the [bleeped]?
[Jack] Out of everything we've ever shown,
without a doubt you're like, "Loch Ness Monster is real."
I'm telling you,
there was a Loch Ness Monster.
- [Ozzy] But, you know, they-- - Now, these things could live
- up to 300 years old. - They-- No, no, no, no, no.
Help.
[rock music playing]
Have you... What was that?
[Ozzy] I have no nuts left.
You're gonna get it.
[bleeped] off.
- No. - Wait till later.
No.
[Jack] Oh, that's melt.
You just clipped me in the nuts, son.
[Jack chuckles]
[rock music playing]
Do you guys believe in... Well, we should start by,
do think there could be
any kind of prehistoric-like creature?
I can't hear. I've got water running everywhere.
Yes. [chuckles]
Yes, I do.
[Jack] So you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
- Yes. Totally. - No, I don't.
When you think about this,
what's the only thing
that brings people to Loch Ness?
Getting drunk in the Highlands?
Besides that.
The beautiful scenery?
Besides that.
The Loch Ness Monster.
- Besides-- - [laughter]
[Sharon] No.
I'm telling you
there was a Loch Ness Monster.
They... Scientific proof now...
- But, you know, they-- - ...that these things could live
- up to 300 years old. - If they go... No, no, no,
- no, no. - Help.
They've been dead, gone, for what, a million years?
[Jack] I mean, yeah, like,
dinosaurs, like 60 million years, or whatever.
Yeah, but they could have kept breeding and breeding...
No. She's... They'd be all over the [bleeped].
- There wouldn't be just one. - No. I'm not saying
there was just one.
[Jack] All right. I have a series of clips
of the illusive Canadian Ogopogo.
What's an Ogopogo?
[Jack] You're about to find out.
This first clip was shot
October 12th, 2020.
- [man] Do you see that? - [man 2] Yes.
What the heck? I'm filming that.
[Jack] That's British Columbia's Lake Okanagan.
All three of these sightings took place
at that lake.
And in this one, a father and son
spotted Oggy
while they were fishing.
- Ozzy? - [Jack] Oggy.
Think Loch Ness Monster of Canada.
- So it's really-- - It's a [bleeped] fish.
[Jack] A [bleeped] fish?
They estimated that thing to be like 60 feet long.
That's not a fish.
[man 1] Well, look at that.
- I don't know. - [man 1] Huge. It's like...
Probably a log.
[man 2] It looks like it has spikes.
Probably an old tree stump
bouncing around.
I get it but it was crap.
[Jack] There's numerous parts to this one.
Please reserve your answers till we've concluded.
The second one is from July 2018.
[man 1] Are you guys seeing that?
- [man 2] Yeah. - [Jack] This guy had a bit
of a tough time keeping the camera steady,
but do you see the head right there?
Yes.
[man 1] I think it was.
That thing was probably 40 feet long.
They've shrunk two [bleeped] feet
in the last two clips.
[laughs]
What's funny? If somebody fished it,
- there'd be nothing left. - It keeps going.
This one'll be three foot. Next one'll be two foot.
And the next one will be [bleeped] blank.
[Jack chuckles] All right. It's my last
and final attempt to convince you
the Ogopogo or Oggy is real.
In this one, you mostly see some type of wake
moving through the water
but there's not a boat in sight.
That's what makes it interesting.
That's [bleeped] it?
[Jack] Yeah, it's hard to see. I'll give you that.
But there is definitely
some type of large creature in the water.
- I believe it. - [Jack] You--
So this is actually interesting to me
because out of everything we've ever shown,
you, like out of... Without a doubt, you're like,
- "Loch Ness Monster is real." - [Ozzy] That is a joke.
- It is. - I just think that in lochs
and in the ocean, there's so much
that has never been discovered
because it's underresearched.
What would you give that then? If you 100 percent
believe in the Loch Ness Monster, do you think
- that the Ogopogo or Oggy... - [Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
- ...is real. - Yes.
No.
- Oggy and Nessie. - So what?
Nothing for you. And what for you?
- Seven. - Seven? Okay.
- All right. - [scoffs]
[Sharon chuckles] I'm a believer
in the Ogypogy.
You sound like a dyslexic [bleeped] pogo stick.
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
All right. This is psychokinesis.
- All right. - What the hell is that?
So psychokinesis is a psychic ability
to move things with your mind.
Have you ever seen anyone move anything
- with their mind? - Yes.
When your mom gets pissed off, very often a vase goes... moves.
Flying through the air.
No. I tell you, um...
In films I have.
[Jack] Oh.
Um, okay. So this comes out of Indiana.
This guy claims to be able to control the wind.
And it's hard to argue with him. Watch.
This is amazing.
That's... Uh...
What the [bleeped]?
[Jack] How [bleeped] weird is that?
Almost.
There's a wind machine plugged in.
Kind of a blast right here.
You're calling bull [bleeped].
[Sharon] Mmm-hmm.
That's very clever, what... whatever he's doing.
[Jack] Well, I guess my question is,
do you believe humans can have superhuman abilities?
I don't know if he's superhuman but--
I do think they can but I don't believe that.
I think there's his mate with a...
[Jack] With like a big fan?
- Exactly. - Like those industrial, like, sat fans.
Exactly what they're doing. [bleeped] around.
Do you think it actually is possible
- to do what he's doing... - [Ozzy] No.
...even though you think what he's doing is fake?
- Not with the weather, no. - No. No.
- It's bullocks. - Not with the weather.
I believe in people that can move objects
and things like that, but not the weather.
- Okay. - [Sharon] Mmm-mmm.
All right.
Woogie Boogie Scale for this clip?
Five for me.
Four for his effort for making the video.
[Jack] Okay.
To be honest, I was thinking,
"How does he [bleeped] do it," but then again I'm thinking,
by the side of the camera, there's a guy with a big [bleeped].
[Sharon] Yeah. And it was already windy
- before he started. - [Jack] That's true.
- No. - It was.
It was windy before he started.
It was windy, but there someone
who did that, even got more windy.
If you could control any element,
- earth, wind, water, fire? - Mom.
You'd love to be able to control Mom?
- Okay. - [Sharon] Fire.
[Jack] You'd like to control fire?
[rock music playing]
[Sharon] Give me a [bleeped] break.
[Jack] Whoa. Calm down.
[rock music playing]
Cool.
♪ I believe that every drop Of rain that falls ♪
- Yeah. - [woman] Okay.
[Sharon] ♪ A flower grows ♪
- It's like squeezing a baby. - 202?
- ♪ I believe... ♪ - [Ozzy] Huh? [bleeped]
[Sharon] ♪ T hat every time A baby cries ♪
♪ An angel knows ♪
[Jack] I can't take this anymore.
- I need a break. - [Sharon] ♪ Oh ♪
Let's get down to the basics,
get the core of some hauntings.
This is a good classic shadow figure.
[bleeped] hell.
[Jack] What the [bleeped] is that?
What was the [bleeped] point of going to the moon
if they don't walk on it?
Well, I think they did, but they didn't get
that quality [bleeped] film.
[rock music playing]
All right. So this comes from
a care facility in Liverpool.
I've spoken to this facility. They have beds available.
So when you guys, you know...
We'll just drop you guys off there
in a couple of years.
Will you stop with these old [bleeped]? I tell you what--
Hey, I'm getting gray hair.
I've... I have so many gray hairs now.
Look. Can you see them?
- [Ozzy] Yeah. - [Sharon] Yes. Everywhere.
- Everywhere. - Don't worry about them.
They'll start coming fast and furious, you know.
[Jack] Oh, believe me, it's all... It's happened.
All right. So I'm gonna get you back in with this one.
Let's get down to the basics, get to the core
- of some hauntings. - [Sharon] Right.
[Jack] This is a good classic shadow figure.
So this is the Mossley Manor Care Home in Liverpool.
- And it was built in 1850. - Wow.
[Jack] And it closed down only a few years ago
because there were these horrible reports
of elderly patients being abused,
not too dissimilar to the place
I'm gonna send you to.
[man] I've seen people being locked up down here.
[Jack] These two paranormal investigators
went to explore the place
after hearing rumors of paranormal activity.
They were in the building for a few hours
and found nothing.
But then they started to make their way
to the second floor.
All right. Just steady now.
[Jack] Now keep your eye at the top of the staircase
right behind that banister.
Wow.
Hello?
It's just really interesting, that is.
[Jack] Crazy, right? They went upstairs
and there was not a soul in sight.
[bleeped] hell.
[Jack] There was no other way up or down.
[man] Hello?
[Jack] Let's take another look at that.
Look at it again.
What do we think?
So it's just him and one other guy.
[Jack] Yeah. There's only two of them
that they know of that are there.
I thought it was his mate up there scouting around.
I thought that.
But you see his friend in front of him.
Like he's right there.
- That's creepy. - [Ozzy] Yeah.
I don't know. That would freak me out.
If you were on a ghost hunt with me and you saw that,
would you go running to investigate it
or would you--
[laughs] All right. Fair enough.
I'd raise an eyebrow, to say the least.
I'd go up.
- If you saw something like that, you'd go-- - Yup. I would go up.
I'm calling bull [bleeped] on that one.
- Because I am... - [Jack] Intrepid?
- Yes. - [Jack] All right,
intrepid mother and father, shall we move on?
- Yeah, but we haven't voted. - Oh, yes.
- Two. - [Jack] You think two
on the Woogie Boogie?
- Four for effort. - [Jack] Wow. Really?
I would rate that a seven or an eight.
'Cause if there's no one there,
what the hell was that?
Okay. Next one.
So a lot of paranormal investigators
believe the more time you spend in a location,
the more likely you are
to experience paranormal activity
because whatever's there is used you.
So this next clip comes out of Maryland in August of 2020.
And this investigator does just that.
She spends the night at the property
she's investigating.
Take a look at what happened.
So that's her laying on the couch right there.
It took a couple of hours, but sure enough,
things started to happen.
First, her K-II meter goes off.
And that usually happens when it comes in contact
with some kind of electromagnetic energy.
The theory is paranormal activity.
That thing would wake the [bleeped] neighborhood up.
[Sharon] Didn't wake her, though.
But then... Okay. Then what makes that go?
Those are curtains moving around.
All the windows were closed and there was no AC.
[Ozzy] I think it's bogus.
She's very clever.
[Jack] Wait. Hold that thought.
Look at her arm. Something is tugging at it.
Tugs?
- I'm being tugged. - [Sharon chuckles]
[Jack] All right. We know where you stand on this thus far.
At least watch this last one with a bit of an open mind.
Take a look at her hair.
Something is clearly tugging on just a few strands.
If it was wind, more of it would be moving.
How do you explain that?
Lice?
[laughs]
What do we think?
Is this lady known for her work?
She's like an amateur paranormal investigator,
but she goes and stays at the location.
Like, if you think your house is haunted,
she'll spend a couple nights there to assess herself.
- She's harmless. - [laughs]
If I were just sleeping, if I had the drops,
and then that [bleeped] thing went off,
it would wake you up, wouldn't it?
Well, if somebody was doing that with my arm,
- I'd wake up. - [Ozzy] But she didn't wake up
while being tugged.
So if you see me walking down the road like this...
[laughs]
Well, I'm being tugged by a ghost.
- [laughs] - Please check.
- Oh, it's ghost. - Are you scared?
[chuckles] Terrified.
- Woogie Boogie Scale? - Okay.
That's... What would you give it?
Two.
The hair pulling is the only thing on that that I--
It could be a draft. It could be...
But have you ever... You've got long hair.
Has ever, like,
a few strands just done this?
- Yeah. - [Jack] How? When?
- Cocaine. - [Jack laughs]
So there is a ton of people that believe
that America did not land on the moon.
It's impossible to keep that secret.
- [Jack] Check this one out. - [Sharon] Oh.
- Give me a [bleeped] break. - [bleeped] explain that.
That makes no sense. Then you see it blink too.
- That is scary. - [Sharon] It's a rat.
[Jack] What [bleeped] rat is that big?
Mickey Mouse?
[rock music playing]
After I go to Vegas,
I'm just really funny.
Pearl texted me and she's like,
"Dad, I'm lying on the couch.
I'm just not feeling good." And in my mind,
I went "[bleeped]"
And I accidentally wrote "[bleeped]" texting Pearl.
- What did she say? - [Jack] She's like,
"Why would you send-- What's wrong?
Why would you say that to me?" [laughs]
I was like, "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.
I was... That was just... I wasn't thinking while I was texting."
[rock music playing]
All right. So for this next one,
we are gonna take a bit of a different turn.
This is gonna be
a Osbournes Want to Believe first.
We're gonna examine a conspiracy theory
and discuss why people think
it isn't what we're being told.
[dramatic music playing]
[Jack] So my opening question to you guys is,
do you believe we actually went to the moon
- and walked on the moon? - Yes.
- [Jack] Oh. - No.
You don't believe we landed on the moon?
[Sharon] No. I think it was just
a feel-good for the nation.
[Jack] All right.
So there is a ton of people that believe
- that America did not land on the moon in 1969 to 1971. - Okay.
[Jack] Now, we're told that we went there six times.
The claim is that all six of the moon landings
were a hoax.
It was done for political reasons
because America was--
[Ozzy] It was losing the space race.
[Jack] It was losing the space race.
We had not been first at anything.
We'd been behind Russia the whole time.
[Ozzy] The Russians beat us
with a person in space.
The Russians were the first to do a spacewalk.
[Jack] Yeah. Yeah. We were definitely behind them.
I can see why people would think that.
- But I think they went. - [Jack] But you-- Okay.
So let's watch these clips that will point out
where the hoax lives.
- This is the flag waving on the moon. - Oh, right.
[Jack] You may have seen this, and people are like,
"What the [bleeped]? There's no atmosphere.
How does the flag wave?"
Now, there are explanations as to why
the flag would be waving.
There is a slight atmosphere on the moon.
It isn't anything like Earth's.
It's almost next to nothing.
But there is some atmosphere on the moon.
- I don't know about this. - Don't feel pressure.
If you think it's bull [bleeped], we'll move on.
[Ozzy] Next.
[Jack] All right. Here's the shadows.
Now, this is what really gets me going,
because I'm like, "Explain this to me please."
Look at the angle. He's going this way.
And look at the angle of this going that way.
They're not going the same way.
[bleeped] explain that. That makes no sense.
[Ozzy] Well, where is the antenna from?
[Jack] I'm guessing it's on the same plane as him.
It's like they're next to each other.
- His shadow is going this way. - [Ozzy] No, but the--
- It's probably leaning, yeah? - Maybe.
- Next. - This one is interesting.
Have you heard the Stanley Kubrick theory?
- No. - [Jack] All right.
The Stanley Kubrick theory is that this was all directed,
and Stanley Kubrick filmed everything
and it was done on a film set.
That's a load of old bollocks.
What do you think, Mom?
I think they did land on the moon,
but I don't think this... the videos were kosher.
- Okay. - [Ozzy] What was the [bleeped]
Point of going to the moon if they don't walk on it?
Well, I think they did, but they didn't get
that quality [bleeped] film.
[Jack] You think they faked the videos
- but we landed there? - [Sharon] Yeah.
Because they knew they wouldn't be able
to actually get footage.
In that quality, it's like, nah.
- [Jack] You want more? - [Ozzy] Yeah.
[Sharon] Yes.
[Jack] There's an argument as to if they're in space,
where the [bleeped] are all the stars?
- [Sharon] Right. - [Ozzy] Yeah.
[Jack] I believe that that has to do
with exposure on the cameras.
These cameras weren't as high-tech
as the cameras we have today.
[Ozzy] Well, it's pretty bright.
[Jack] Exactly. So it's like if you were
to shine a bright light at... into a camera,
you're not gonna see anything else
- because the light... - [Ozzy] Okay.
There's too much light coming in.
Interesting. Yeah.
[Jack] All right. So this one, to me,
I'm like, "Mmm, what the [bleeped]?"
I always think if you're gonna...
if you're gonna pull off a hoax,
make it to where there's no [bleeped].
Like, people can't poke holes in it.
Check this out.
This is a picture of a rock found on the moon
with the [bleeped] letter C on it.
[Sharon] It could just be coincidental
it looks like a "C."
[Ozzy] It could be an abrasion in the rock.
- [Jack] True. - [Ozzy] It could be the way
that the light's hitting it.
The theory is that it was a piece of prop, like a set piece.
You know how the set designer, like, they have a log.
[laughs]
All right. Next one.
[Sharon] Oh, the footprint. Yeah.
-Come on. -[Jack] Yeah. This one's weird.
Okay. Check this out.
- [Sharon] It's so... - [Jack] Those are the boots...
This is his spacesuit.
That's the footprint on the moon.
Those are the boots.
[Ozzy] Are they sure they're the boots?
[Jack] That's his spacesuit.
What their excuse is is that there were
these, like, booties that went over them
that had tread, and that was what that was.
Why did they have booties that went over it?
- So they couldn't bring... - [Jack] I think--
...anything back into the rocket?
Yes. Did you guys watch it live?
- Yeah. - Really?
- [Ozzy] I saw it with my dad. - That's pretty cool.
- [Sharon] Yeah. - [Ozzy] But I can see why all these conspiracy people...
Where you start going... 'Cause it's a big achievement
from having every [bleeped] rocket blow up on the launch pad to...
That's not that much long after,
having the thing on the [bleeped] moon.
The reason why everyone kept it quiet
and this theory hasn't been completely blown wide open,
NASA raised about $30 billion to go to the moon,
and the hoax believers claim that the money
could have been used to pay off many people.
So they went, "Listen, let's fake it,
and we'll give each one of you, like,
you know, a hundred mill to shut the [bleeped] up
and never say a word ever again."
I mean, you're talking about thousands of people.
Yeah. Four hundred thousand people
- worked on the lunar project. - [Sharon] No way.
It's impossible to keep that secret.
- All right. Final. - [Sharon] What?
On the Woogie Boogie conspiracy scale.
- [Sharon] Yes. - Different from scary.
Ten being 100 percent believable...
- Yes. - ...conspiracy theory,
zero being no conspiracy theory,
- it's all real. - Then it's a five.
[Jack] Five?
You think we went to the moon and it's all real?
We went to the moon, landed on there, came back.
- Bob's your uncle. - Okay.
I'll take it, whatever that is on the scale.
If you could go to the moon, would you?
- No. - No [bleeped] way.
- Really? - I don't wanna go out of my house.
That's 'cause you're agoraphobic.
There's no way I'd wanna go to the moon.
No [bleeped] way. Get stuck up there.
Yeah. What is the contingency plan
if your "get home" rocket doesn't work?
Yeah. You're [bleeped].
[laughs]
This creeps me out 'cause the girl who filmed it
didn't notice anything unusual.
She was filming something to put online
and then noticed this.
That looks [bleeped] weird.
- I would lose my [bleeped]. - It's a raccoon.
A [bleeped] raccoon?
They got eyes on the side of their head.
- They haven't got eyes there. - [Jack] A raccoon?
[rock music playing]
All right. So I'm really trying
to win my parents over, and I'm especially trying
to scare the [bleeped] out of them.
So please, at home, if you have any videos
that have never seen the light of day,
please upload them to social media
and use the hashtag "OsbournesBelieve."
Please, you'll make our life so much better
once we scare the [bleeped] out of my folks.
[rock music playing]
This next clip is of a trashcan ghost.
- A what? - [Jack] Trashcan ghost.
- Trashcan? - [Jack] Trashcan.
Yeah, like where you put trash.
- Gosh. - All right.
So this kind of creeps me out 'cause the girl who filmed it
didn't notice anything unusual until much later.
Why was she filming it?
She was filming something to put online.
She was like a, you know, Instagram-y kind of folk.
And then noticed this in the background.
It's [bleeped] weird.
I would lose my [bleeped].
Watch that black trashcan right there.
Do you [bleeped] see that?
There are two eyes right there.
It's a rat.
What [bleeped] rat is that big?
- Mickey Mouse? - That looks [bleeped] weird.
[Jack] And you see it blink too.
We'll go back and look. Look at the eyes.
- You see they blink. - That's... It's scary.
[Sharon] It's an animal.
- [Ozzy] Very weird. - It's an animal.
It's one of those with the pointed--
- [Jack] Look at the eyebrows. - No, no, no.
- That's dark markings. - [Jack] What? Is it a raccoon?
[Sharon] And it's one of those with the pointy faces.
- [Jack] Possum. - Possum.
- That's not a possum. - That ain't a possum.
That's not a [bleeped]. Its eyes aren't in front of its--
The possum's eyes are on the side of its head.
Why would a ghost sit in a [bleeped] trashcan?
It's not a ghost. It's probably...
Mom, why would a human sit in it?
Why would a human sit in a trashcan?
Plenty of humans sit in trashcans.
- Have you been to Skid Row? - Yeah.
But why would a ghost wanna sit in a [bleeped] trashcan?
It was a midget. It was smaller.
It's a raccoon.
- [laughs] - A [bleeped] raccoon?
- They haven't got eyes there. - [Jack] A raccoon?
- Yeah. - A raccoon.
A raccoon.
I don't know what it is but if I saw that,
- I would [bleeped]. - It's an animal.
- But its eyes are... Okay. - [Sharon] It's an animal.
It has to be one of those... What did you call them?
- [Jack] Pukwudgie. - Pukwudgie.
[Jack] I think it's a Pukwudgie.
- It's an absolute Pukwudgie. - [bleeped] Pukwudgie.
It's a Pukwudgie. What do you think it is, Dad?
It's a person. It's a little kid or a girl.
Why would a little girl be in the trashcan?
Maybe she was being naughty.
I've got three very naughty little girls
and never have they gone,
"I'm gonna go hide in the trashcan."
[laughs]
Moving right along, that is an animal.
An animal? It would freak me out though.
- Like, if I saw-- - [Ozzy] It would freak me out,
but what I'm saying is
it's something she knows about.
Okay. Woogie Boogie Scale on that one for me, please.
- I'll give that a seven. - [Jack] Okay.
Mom, what would you give that on the Woogie Boogie Scale?
- Five for effort. - [Jack] Okay.
Some wrap-up questions.
Have these clips changed the way you think of anything?
[Ozzy] No.
Not today.
But you did admit to believing in
- the Loch Ness Monster. - [Sharon] Yeah,
because I was watching something
and then these scientists were talking
about creatures that live in lakes
and the ocean that can live up to 300 years old.
- [Jack] Interesting. - But 300 years
compared to five million.
I keep saying, they were generation to generation.
Darling, darling... Let me tell you something.
There'd be some serious sex going on
for a million years.
But you guys are old and [bleeped] and still have sex.
[laughter]
What's been the scariest clip I've shown you
throughout all of these?
The most compelling one I've seen was that alien thing
when he was walking, and it's interesting.
But if it had been by anybody else
but a [bleeped] ufologist, whatever it's called.
I think the cats.
That's been the scariest clip for you?
- Not scary. Interesting. - Interesting, yeah.
If you guys saw something,
and you guys were like, "It's a [bleeped] alien ship.
I've got pictures," and if the CIA came up to you
and said, "This never happened."
- "Don't tell anyone..." - What would I do?
- Would you tell anyone? - I'd tell them, "Of course
I wouldn't tell anybody."
I'd say, "Of course I wouldn't."
And then the next day I'd go and put it on the telly.
- [laughs] - Cut, cut, cut.
[Jack] All right. Well, that's all we have
- for this week. - Till next time.
Stay believing.
[rock music playing]
[Ozzy] It's the biggest load of bollocks
- I ever saw in my life. - [Sharon laughs]
[Jack] If you could go to the moon, would you?
[Sharon] No [bleeped] way.
[man] All aboard the Osbourne crazy train.
[laughter]
[Ozzy] Take me to the moon? I don't wanna go out of my house.
- [Sharon] Hey. - [Jack] Hey.
[Sharon] Hey.
[Ozzy] They went to the moon, landed on there.
- What the [bleeped]? - [Jack] Where the [bleeped]
- Are all the stars? - [Sharon] Right.
[Ozzy] See you next week. Woo.