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‎（根據《憲法》）

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‎（及本法規定）

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‎（大韓民國男性國民
‎均有依法服兵役之義務）

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‎（大韓民國《兵役法》第三條）

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‎喂

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‎我們不是總在一座隧道練跑嗎？

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‎-當我加入特勤隊
‎-當我加入特勤隊

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‎-內心澎湃又激動
‎-內心澎湃又激動

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‎-空降訓練的時候
‎-空降訓練的時候

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‎-差點以為要沒命
‎-差點以為要沒命

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‎那底下是個防空洞

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‎但那原本是北韓人挖的地道

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‎不覺得很諷刺嗎？

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‎那明明是北韓人
‎為了潛入這裡死命挖的地道

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‎結果卻變成我們戰爭時保命的地方

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‎是不是荒謬到家？

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‎但先不管他媽的什麼戰爭

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‎在那之前我會先沒命

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‎媽的，到底為什麼
‎每天晚上都要體能訓練？

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‎你說是不是？

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‎回答啊

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‎是，沒錯

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‎（憲兵）

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‎對了

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‎喂，我休假出部隊的時候
‎帶了很有趣的東西回來

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‎“新生代柔道潛力股曹石峰”

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‎這真的是你嗎？

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‎是，沒錯

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‎喂

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‎那你他媽怎麼現在變成一個
‎這麼沒用的阿宅？

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‎對不起

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‎幹嘛突然道歉？

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‎算了

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‎來一場很久沒看的表演吧

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‎你發什麼呆？

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‎高射砲表演秀啊，臭小子

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‎還不快就預備姿勢？

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‎廢物一號，射擊預備！

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎你他媽還不開始打？

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎第 4 集
‎劇名：蒙提霍爾問題

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‎（倒數565天退伍）

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‎搞什麼？你怎麼會出來？

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‎媽呢？

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‎她回去拿爸的衣服

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‎他沒打媽啦

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‎爸是怎樣？

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‎不知道

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‎大概是自己喝醉摔倒吧

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‎-妳的眉毛呢？
‎-嗯？

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‎真是的，小心我宰了你

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‎妳快回去吧，這裡有我

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‎順便叫媽不用過來了

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‎喂

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‎什麼事？

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‎你有錢嗎？

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‎有沒有？

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‎同學

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‎麻煩叫你爸電視關小聲一點

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‎我們怎麼講他都不聽

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‎大嬸

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‎這傢伙不是我兒子

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‎-真是有夠煩人
‎-不好意思

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‎唉唷，真受不了

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‎喂

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‎我問你有沒有錢

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‎沒有就快走

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‎你這次又打誰了？

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‎那你呢？

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‎你這菜鳥還能扁人啊？

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‎現在的部隊真是亂七八糟

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‎爸

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‎哪天你如果死了

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‎我一定會仰天大笑

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‎好啊，你開心就好，行

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‎很好啊

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‎（韓浩烈上兵）

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‎（親愛的，快回家
‎我們在吃五花肉）

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‎嗨，俊浩

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‎這到底是什麼…

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‎兒子

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‎快來吃烤肉吧

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‎快過來

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‎真是的

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‎所以我就在碼頭狂奔
‎後來終於發現他

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‎然後使出一記擒抱，他就倒地了

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‎我猜我跟安二等兵上輩子可能是夫妻

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‎我們簡直是最佳拍檔
‎親愛的，對吧？

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‎天啊，好討人厭

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‎哥，你運氣也太好了

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‎去當兵居然可以留長髮，還能用手機

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‎吃妳的東西

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‎你們的任務應該不會很危險吧？

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‎完全不會

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‎可能因為安二等兵以前練過拳擊

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‎所以他很會保護自己

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‎最關鍵的一點是還有我在啊

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‎謝謝你

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‎以後還請你多多照顧我們俊浩了

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‎伯母太客氣了

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‎我一直很想知道他這樣集可愛、帥氣

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‎智慧、健康於一身是像誰

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‎原來答案就在這裡

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‎-好燙！
‎-天啊

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‎喂，你怎麼回事啊？

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‎你沒事吧？

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‎你可能要換條褲子了

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‎對啊

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‎你到底跑來我家做什麼？

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‎那你就接電話啊

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‎難道又有逃兵了嗎？

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‎最近很多人休假啊，他們都不回來

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‎趕快跟伯母說一聲就走吧
‎我們該出任務了

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‎直接走就可以了

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‎至少要道個再見吧

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‎不用了

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‎喂，安俊浩

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‎你回來之後都沒跟你媽說過半句話

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‎俊浩

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‎你不進來嗎？

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‎伯母，不好意思

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‎我們臨時有急事，可能要先離開了

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‎是嗎？

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‎那我們就先走了

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‎跟你媽道別再過來

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‎好好照顧自己

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‎那個…

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‎那些逃兵

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‎-總有一些苦衷，你稍微體諒…
‎-妳怎麼什麼都不問？

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‎為什麼我休假卻不回家

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‎為什麼都沒回信給妳

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‎我想說你可能很忙吧

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‎還有，媽

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‎妳為什麼不逃？

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‎不要說這種話

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‎記得按時吃飯

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‎不用了

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‎收著吧

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‎我走了

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‎你還是可以說句

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‎“我下次再回來”

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‎你們出發了嗎？

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‎浩烈哥，你為什麼要這樣對我？

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‎我壓力太大的話尿路結石又會復發

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‎你想看我被尿路結石逼死嗎？

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‎你的臉怎麼瘦成這樣？

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‎媽好久沒見到你了
‎你都不跟我打招呼嗎？

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‎雋沐

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‎現在一切重新開始就好

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‎那些欺負你的壞人
‎會上法庭接受審判，受到制裁

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‎媽，妳是笨蛋嗎？

153
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‎這個國家沒那麼公正

154
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‎那些讓我戴防毒面具的傢伙
‎要調離這裡了

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‎他們要調到別的部隊

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‎他們不會留下前科

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‎也不會被關禁閉

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‎而是被調到其他地方
‎就像什麼事都沒發生過一樣

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‎先生

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‎你的位階應該很高吧？

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‎我嗎？

162
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‎他說的是真的嗎？

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‎我們搜查官正在進行詳細調查

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‎還不確定是否會開庭

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‎那代表也有可能不會開庭了？

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‎這樣不對啊！

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‎伯母，這個…

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‎當兵是要保家衛國
‎結果他卻被人毆打、欺負

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‎所以他才會逃跑啊！

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‎媽，夠了

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‎怎麼可以沒半個人為這件事負責？

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‎媽，好了啦

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‎你們說句話啊！

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‎是這樣的

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‎軍中案件會交由軍法官審理

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‎對，然後軍法官

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‎絕對不會因為某些特殊部隊

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‎或人員的利益而做出

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‎偏頗的判決

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‎這也是不被允許的

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‎你看，媽就說吧

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‎現在世道已經不同了

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‎事情一定會順利的，你快吃吧

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‎最近多虧了你們，我安心很多

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‎現在世道就是這樣

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‎憲兵還要重視人權什麼的

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‎不能隨便冒犯士兵們
‎做事還得瞻前顧後

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‎別說訓練精兵了

189
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‎連整個軍紀都會越來越鬆散

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‎這樣哪天要是有戰爭或突發狀況
‎還有辦法作戰嗎？

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‎不過好在我們部隊

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‎裡裡外外都有你們兩個在打理

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‎身為隊長的我真的很放心

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‎還有那個打呼的

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‎他叫什麼名字？林大尉

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00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,163
‎崔雋沐一等兵

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‎對，那個姓崔的

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‎他在部隊裡受到不當對待的事

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‎我們決定到此為止，不再追究
‎你們心裡有數就好

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‎但事態有點嚴重，恐怕不能…

201
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‎對喔

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‎我聽說那個團長最近要升遷了

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‎隊長，我又跟你上了一課

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‎喂，林智燮

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‎是

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‎你說話給我小心一點

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‎你把我當什麼了？少給我胡說八道

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‎我不是那個意思，對不起

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‎隊長的決定都是以大局為重

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‎懂嗎？

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‎是，我知道了

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‎喝酒

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‎我們也很震驚啊

214
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,776
‎派我們的人徹夜搜山還是找不到他

215
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,404
‎他在軍中有沒有什麼特殊狀況？

216
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,241
‎我們部隊是由軍團直接管轄

217
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,035
‎所以保持部隊風氣正派很重要

218
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,328
‎你們應該也懂

219
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,747
‎被操得筋疲力盡
‎他們就沒力氣霸凌別人

220
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,916
‎要是有人被逼瘋，還可能會拿槍亂射

221
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,335
‎他是兵長，不可能會被欺負

222
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,504
‎而且他還兩度被選為模範士兵

223
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,090
‎那有沒有人平時
‎對許治度兵長心懷不滿

224
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,134
‎或是常跟他起爭執？

225
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,677
‎我想到了

226
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,512
‎許兵長

227
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,266
‎在販賣部吃冰品有賒帳

228
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,603
‎治度這傢伙確實比較愛錢

229
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:59,773
‎他就連肩部拉傷也堅稱沒事
‎還是照樣垂降

230
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,567
‎垂降嗎？

231
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:06,363
‎我們搜索隊一年有四次的
‎直升機垂降訓練

232
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:10,868
‎每次薪水都會多給他們
‎一人155000韓元的危險加給

233
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,370
‎唉唷，也不知道他的薪水都花去哪了

234
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:17,291
‎我們會把加給拿出來打賭

235
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,626
‎打什麼賭？

236
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,420
‎什麼都可以賭

237
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,090
‎像是足球、柶戲
‎或是猜《人氣歌謠》冠軍是誰

238
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,259
‎軍醫跟治度說

239
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:32,181
‎他要是去垂降
‎手臂很可能會廢掉，太危險了

240
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,391
‎結果他居然問說

241
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,852
‎“手臂廢掉的機率有多高？”

242
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,730
‎那些賭局都是許兵長起頭的

243
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,149
‎最後錢也通通進到他的口袋了

244
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,069
‎這是什麼意思？

245
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,864
‎這個啊，就是…

246
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,952
‎我們打那些賭，許兵長從來沒輸過

247
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,499
‎許兵長，你是不是老千啊？

248
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,335
‎你爸爸該不會是許英萬吧？

249
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,337
‎“手比眼快”

250
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,591
‎我每次都有仔細盯著
‎但最後還是敗給你

251
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,553
‎我剛才就說該收手啦

252
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,848
‎你最後竟然還有鐵支能出

253
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:18,852
‎喂

254
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,314
‎你們就算重新投胎也贏不過我

255
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,067
‎知道為什麼嗎？

256
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,820
‎來

257
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,114
‎這邊有三道門

258
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,785
‎假設其中一道門後面

259
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,705
‎有六天五夜的休假獎勵證

260
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,039
‎永軾，你來選選看

261
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,295
‎好，永軾選了一號門

262
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:50,342
‎後來你知道三號門後什麼都沒有

263
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,387
‎現在我再問你一次

264
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,808
‎永軾，你要維持一號門的選擇

265
00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,394
‎還是要改為選擇二號門？

266
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,610
‎我不要改，我不改

267
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,737
‎為什麼？

268
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,613
‎怕我騙你嗎？

269
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,283
‎還是怕換了跟休假證失之交臂
‎會讓你崩潰？

270
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,202
‎唉唷，反正不就是
‎二分之一的機會嗎？

271
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,287
‎非有即無

272
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,329
‎是嗎？

273
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,459
‎來，答案在這裡

274
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,129
‎-下降
‎-下降！

275
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,465
‎-準備完畢！
‎-下降！

276
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,301
‎他們做這種訓練就為了15萬韓元？

277
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,762
‎這是當然的吧

278
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,223
‎我的月薪是122500韓元

279
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,349
‎我辦不到

280
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,393
‎就算他們給我
‎46萬8000韓元我也不要

281
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,352
‎絕對不幹

282
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,732
‎也就是說他這樣
‎拼死拼活地賺錢、存錢

283
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,192
‎然後就脫營而出了

284
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,527
‎脫營而出？

285
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,863
‎嗯，逃脫軍營啊

286
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,491
‎瘋子才會想從這種
‎鳥不生蛋的營地逃出去

287
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,161
‎可是這樣聽下來
‎他感覺是很理智的人啊

288
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,162
‎不

289
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,124
‎他這不太能說是理性，而是個性迥異

290
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,043
‎還有異於常人的決心

291
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,254
‎什麼意思？

292
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,007
‎你想想，像鄭賢敏那種
‎逾期未歸的狀況

293
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,384
‎是休假出去打遊戲、喝酒

294
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,887
‎心血來潮突然就不想回部隊了

295
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,806
‎但脫營而出代表他已經有所覺悟

296
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,600
‎就算被鐵絲網割得皮開肉綻
‎也要逃出去

297
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,144
‎大概是這個意思

298
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,610
‎他就是鐵了心要翻山越嶺逃離這裡

299
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,571
‎（立即停止都更）

300
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,240
‎就算要化身小偷

301
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:42,079
‎偷別人家的衣服穿也在所不惜

302
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,539
‎懂嗎？

303
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,502
‎像許治度這種意志堅決的人
‎通常都有特殊目的

304
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,921
‎而且非常明確

305
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,216
‎什麼目的？

306
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,345
‎問問看囉

307
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,680
‎請問你們是誰？

308
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,728
‎妳好，我們是陸軍憲兵隊的人

309
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,023
‎請問這裡是許治度的家嗎？

310
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,192
‎許什麼？

311
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,160
‎我想應該是，你們說他叫許治度嗎？

312
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:25,038
‎這一戶的奶奶戶籍上
‎還有其他人的名字

313
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,626
‎唉唷，奶奶其實也不能
‎繼續住在這裡，不然很危險

314
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,503
‎奶奶

315
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:36,049
‎唉唷，看來是奶奶一個人把他帶大的

316
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,050
‎奶奶

317
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,305
‎唉唷，妳褲子又溼啦？

318
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,182
‎現在是春天嗎？

319
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,475
‎開花了嗎？

320
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,643
‎唉唷

321
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,105
‎不用，你別忙

322
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,481
‎沒關係

323
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,441
‎唉唷

324
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,113
‎治度

325
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,491
‎唉唷，是我的寶貝，天啊

326
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:05,412
‎-等等，我不是治度
‎-天啊，你什麼時候回來的？

327
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,623
‎吃過飯了嗎？

328
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,790
‎唉唷

329
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,084
‎奶奶可能把你認成她孫子了

330
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,963
‎-要不要煮泡菜鍋給你吃？
‎-不過你們找她孫子做什麼？

331
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,256
‎發生什麼事了嗎？

332
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,927
‎許治度兵長從部隊…

333
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,221
‎治度？

334
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,891
‎嗯？

335
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,647
‎那個…

336
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,151
‎我們正在以模範國軍為對象

337
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,612
‎給予一些獎賞

338
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,113
‎模範國軍嗎？

339
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,033
‎許治度兵長也是其中一位

340
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,037
‎這次我們一改過去
‎由部隊頒給士兵的慣例

341
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,499
‎打算送給士兵家屬，算是個驚喜

342
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,416
‎這樣啊

343
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,920
‎-那太好了，奶奶一定很開心
‎-天啊

344
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,714
‎唉唷，我的寶貝孫子真棒

345
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,387
‎安俊浩

346
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,639
‎是

347
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,640
‎你在幹嘛？

348
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,017
‎有驚喜禮物也送我一份啊

349
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,646
‎我只是怕奶奶會擔心

350
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,897
‎為什麼？

351
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,565
‎你只是在同情她

352
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,193
‎病人最討厭的就是別人的同情

353
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:20,946
‎對不起

354
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,993
‎同情心不要太氾濫，知道嗎？

355
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,833
‎大哥，只剩那裡需要處理了

356
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,167
‎喂

357
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,378
‎不是說第三區只要清空就好嗎？

358
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,007
‎-但同一區該清的還是要清啊
‎-快點清一清吧，小子

359
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,091
‎現在怎麼辦？

360
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,344
‎什麼怎麼辦？你想幹嘛？

361
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,264
‎喂，你們找別的地方去

362
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,765
‎不要在這種地方閒晃

363
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,476
‎我們不是在閒晃

364
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,520
‎我們是來找人的

365
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,064
‎誰？小房子那個失智老人？

366
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,275
‎先生

367
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,651
‎你們跟她是什麼關係？

368
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,571
‎聽說她還有個龜孫子，就是你嗎？

369
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:07,492
‎-對，那個龜孫子就是我啦，混帳
‎-你找死啊？

370
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,202
‎我們馬上走，好

371
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,747
‎不好意思，打擾你們工作了，快走

372
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,000
‎-你過來
‎-你搞什麼？清一清就對了啦

373
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,501
‎喂！

374
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,463
‎養樂多阿姨

375
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,090
‎我想買養樂多

376
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,384
‎那個臭小子真是的

377
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,559
‎你好，請問可以跟你談談嗎？

378
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,186
‎你認識許治度吧？

379
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,646
‎對

380
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,316
‎我也很久沒見到他了

381
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,275
‎其實

382
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,111
‎他之前突然休學跑去當兵

383
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,572
‎導致他在校內的很多打工都開天窗

384
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:46,698
‎等一下

385
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:51,495
‎你說他在校內很多打工開天窗
‎是什麼意思？

386
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:55,165
‎治度的入學成績是第一名

387
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:58,502
‎從大一開始就一路領取
‎政府和學校獎學金

388
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:03,298
‎但還是不夠支付開銷
‎所以他還在校內販賣部、圖書館

389
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:06,384
‎以及其他地方打工
‎幾乎是哪邊能賺錢他就去

390
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:10,430
‎許治度入伍的時間

391
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:13,266
‎好像跟奶奶患上失智症的時間差不多

392
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,353
‎那我想問一下

393
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:19,815
‎許治度在念大學的時候會賭博嗎？

394
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,818
‎賭博？許治度嗎？

395
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:26,696
‎不會啊，他不是那種人

396
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,325
‎你們應該是有什麼誤會
‎他是很腳踏實地的人

397
00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:33,286
‎真是謎團重重

398
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,916
‎對了，那再請問一下

399
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,419
‎你知道這個嗎？

400
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:47,175
‎有三道門，其中兩道是空的

401
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,844
‎先選了其中一道後

402
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,263
‎揭開另一道門的謎底之類的

403
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,722
‎這是蒙提霍爾問題啊

404
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,224
‎是治度最喜歡的問題

405
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,936
‎蒙提什麼？那是什麼？

406
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,402
‎答案是應該更換選擇

407
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,655
‎你來說明一下為什麼吧

408
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,039
‎以統計學來說

409
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:24,379
‎最初要從這三道門擇一的時候

410
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:27,299
‎每道門被選中的機率各是三分之一

411
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,718
‎（經濟學原理，蒙提霍爾問題）

412
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,808
‎但是當我們得知另一道門
‎不是正確答案而變更選擇

413
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,394
‎這時候中獎率並不是二分之一

414
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:43,356
‎而是三分之二

415
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,402
‎因為後面得知一道空門的變數

416
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:52,407
‎會受到第一個選擇的影響而有所不同

417
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,577
‎所以答案就是應該更換選擇

418
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:57,996
‎答對了

419
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:07,172
‎變數的不同可能會扭轉一切

420
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:10,550
‎但大部分的人卻會因為存疑或害怕

421
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,386
‎而選擇不換，導致錯失良機

422
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,763
‎那麼

423
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:20,393
‎如果把我們的生活或人生
‎代入這個理論呢？

424
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:24,356
‎這裡會多一個變數

425
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,946
‎（不確定性）

426
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,322
‎不確定性

427
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,992
‎因為我們的心情、感情

428
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,703
‎沒辦法用機率來計算

429
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:47,045
‎-那有消息再麻煩聯絡我們
‎-好，慢走

430
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,384
‎俊浩，我不管怎麼聽都聽不懂耶

431
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:56,304
‎是不是揭開一道空門
‎第一個選擇等於無效？

432
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,974
‎-還是依然有效？
‎-你也沒聽懂吧

433
00:25:59,057 --> 00:25:59,975
‎等一下

434
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,770
‎你可能要接一下這通電話

435
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,733
‎你們別再找我了

436
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,651
‎許治度？

437
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,569
‎時間到了我就會回去

438
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,738
‎喂，我們也想回去啊

439
00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,993
‎但回去之前總得先抓到你吧

440
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:21,371
‎看來你沒聽懂我的意思，慢走不送

441
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:22,747
‎你要去哪？

442
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,711
‎他怎麼知道我們在這？

443
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:38,847
‎許治度

444
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:41,558
‎他怎麼會在這裡？

445
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,065
‎許治度兵長！

446
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,910
‎治度！你們學校怎麼這麼大？

447
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:11,796
‎搞什麼？

448
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,465
‎什麼啊？

449
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,435
‎不要爬上坡啦

450
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,660
‎治度

451
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,454
‎許治度！

452
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,457
‎治度，我們回家吧

453
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:50,835
‎你無路可退了，快點

454
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,045
‎是這裡嗎？

455
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:53,880
‎等等

456
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,008
‎我好像有聽到什麼聲音

457
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,479
‎-你們是誰啊？
‎-是誰啊？

458
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,980
‎怎麼會有男的在這裡？

459
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,651
‎-誰啊？
‎-怎麼會有男的闖進這裡？

460
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,653
‎許治度這混帳

461
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,906
‎-對不起，真的很不好意思
‎-對不起

462
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:21,491
‎-這是誤會一場
‎-我們不是變態

463
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:22,867
‎麻煩不要罵髒話

464
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,327
‎-對不起
‎-對不起

465
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,332
‎我的膽都痛了

466
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,962
‎膽不舒服的時候抽菸可能會讓膽汁…

467
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,463
‎閉嘴啦，變態

468
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,216
‎我們不小心被引進陷阱…

469
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,135
‎你的臉就是陷阱啦，臭小子

470
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:43,930
‎我還真沒想過有一天
‎會接到女生宿舍的投訴

471
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,684
‎-對不起
‎-對不起

472
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:48,601
‎出去吧

473
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,736
‎為什麼感覺這麼尷尬？

474
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:03,324
‎來想辦法克服一下吧

475
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:08,997
‎好多了

476
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:13,543
‎距離黃章秀兵長退伍倒數六天！

477
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:15,336
‎大家晚安！

478
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,589
‎-大家晚安！
‎-大家晚安！

479
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,179
‎許治度兵長

480
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,514
‎許治度兵長

481
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,225
‎“經濟學…”

482
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:34,939
‎喂，曹特級

483
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,900
‎一等兵，曹石峰

484
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,446
‎是，我知道了

485
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,205
‎喂，俊浩

486
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,208
‎是

487
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,670
‎曹石峰一等兵，不好意思

488
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,506
‎你拜託我的事，我不小心忘了

489
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,633
‎沒關係，沒事啦，我可以理解

490
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,760
‎你先等一下

491
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,265
‎喂，新兵

492
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:12,560
‎二等兵，姜秉洙

493
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,608
‎二等兵，姜秉洙！

494
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:22,278
‎在你之上、我之下的所有人
‎通通到宿舍後集合

495
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,780
‎是，我知道了！

496
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,577
‎真是

497
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,121
‎曹石峰一等兵
‎你為什麼突然要這麼做？

498
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,957
‎你們這些該死的廢物，站不直嗎？

499
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,918
‎12月入伍的新兵

500
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,170
‎二等兵，姜秉洙！

501
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,839
‎二等兵，申廣燮！

502
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,507
‎二等兵，全恩碩！

503
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,425
‎你們知道他是誰嗎？

504
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:48,555
‎-對不起，我不知道！
‎-對不起，我不知道！

505
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,056
‎那就趴下，一群混帳

506
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:52,600
‎10月入伍的

507
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,644
‎-二等兵，金鼎仁！
‎-二等兵，趙鉉民！

508
00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,731
‎我不介意

509
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,526
‎你們這群混帳東西
‎到底是怎麼管教後輩的？

510
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:04,153
‎他們怎麼到現在
‎還記不住前輩的名字？

511
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,114
‎他媽的皮在癢是不是啊？臭小子

512
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,407
‎-對不起！
‎-對不起！

513
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:08,741
‎-我們會改進！
‎-我們會改進！

514
00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:12,203
‎你也說句話吧

515
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,209
‎新兵注意

516
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,670
‎-二等兵，申廣燮！
‎-二等兵，全恩碩！

517
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:22,881
‎全部起立

518
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,262
‎把手上的土拍一拍

519
00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:32,974
‎鉉民跟鼎仁

520
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:34,809
‎以後謹慎一點

521
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,811
‎-是，我知道了
‎-是，我知道了

522
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,231
‎前輩訓話也都是為你們好
‎自己好好想想

523
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,441
‎快進去吧

524
00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,284
‎你在幹嘛？

525
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:52,785
‎對不起

526
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,580
‎但我們自己也挨了不少揍啊

527
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,457
‎我們別再助長這種…

528
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,502
‎你哪有挨過什麼揍？
‎你這緝捕組的根本都不在部隊裡

529
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:06,716
‎對不起

530
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,927
‎但我還是…

531
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,430
‎二等兵，姜秉洙

532
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:16,517
‎本來想說我都快末期退伍
‎就不要插手了

533
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,230
‎-阿宅，趴下
‎-一等兵，曹石峰

534
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,734
‎你這廢物，媽的

535
00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:28,237
‎怎麼會連這種菜鳥新兵都管不動？

536
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,364
‎不是這樣的

537
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,285
‎-黃章秀兵長，你別…
‎-你一個二等兵怎麼敢插話？

538
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,703
‎沒有軍紀啦？

539
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,374
‎-喂，新兵，你過來
‎-二等兵，姜秉洙

540
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,167
‎動作快啊，混帳

541
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,211
‎安俊浩

542
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,005
‎二等兵，安俊浩

543
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,091
‎揍他

544
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,977
‎二等兵，姜秉洙

545
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:00,645
‎安俊浩

546
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,314
‎二等兵，安俊浩

547
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,483
‎快揍他

548
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:13,074
‎二等兵，姜秉洙

549
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,618
‎俊浩

550
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,539
‎你覺得我會講幾次？

551
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:23,876
‎揍他

552
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:34,178
‎唉唷，你們大半夜這麼認真操練
‎都要吵醒整個部隊了

553
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,972
‎你該死的搭檔出現了啊

554
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:37,974
‎我今天沒給你一點…

555
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:42,145
‎你這王八蛋
‎你他媽的不用尊重前輩啊？

556
00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:43,896
‎-韓浩烈前輩，不是這樣的
‎-跟我來，混帳

557
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,274
‎-韓浩烈上兵，你聽我說…
‎-閉嘴，跟我走

558
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:47,400
‎-過來
‎-韓浩烈上兵

559
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,449
‎不是這樣的
‎韓浩烈上兵，你是怎麼了？

560
00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:56,492
‎剛才…

561
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,872
‎你這不知死活的臭小子

562
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:03,791
‎不把前輩放在眼裡是吧？

563
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:07,545
‎該死的臭小子！

564
00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,173
‎給我站好，牙根咬緊！
‎王八蛋，閉嘴！

565
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,300
‎知道自己做錯什麼嗎？
‎說啊，臭小子！

566
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,303
‎對不起！

567
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:16,387
‎對不起！

568
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:22,977
‎嚇我一跳

569
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,982
‎韓浩烈上兵今天可能心情不好

570
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,694
‎這傢伙平常都在外面到處晃
‎沒想到還是挺會擺架子的

571
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:34,989
‎回去睡覺吧

572
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,033
‎嚇死我了

573
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,585
‎他們好像走了

574
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,342
‎安俊浩

575
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:58,429
‎拜託你在部隊裡不要給我闖禍

576
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,892
‎你再這樣，等黃章秀退伍
‎他們一樣會找你的碴

577
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,144
‎對不起

578
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,814
‎算了，你又沒做錯事

579
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,525
‎我們拼死拼活把那些逃兵
‎抓回來有什麼用？

580
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,235
‎這裡還有一群囂張的惡霸

581
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,695
‎他們怎麼可能不逃？

582
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,074
‎你在幹嘛？

583
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,118
‎等我一下

584
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,246
‎現在變偵探啦？

585
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,124
‎你這次要推理什麼？

586
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:42,348
‎他的第一個選擇是休學入伍

587
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,477
‎許治度先生，你好，你選擇入伍

588
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,354
‎等於拋棄了奶奶耶

589
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,816
‎如果他的目的就是拋棄奶奶

590
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,612
‎那就不會有之後
‎得知錯誤選項的變數啊

591
00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:59,157
‎-也對
‎-但是

592
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,994
‎如果他的目的是要保護奶奶呢？

593
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:10,084
‎所以那時候出現的變數
‎就是奶奶的失智症？

594
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,714
‎不對，許治度是在奶奶
‎得了失智症後才入伍的

595
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,132
‎嗯

596
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,050
‎如果這個變數

597
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,345
‎是房子要被拆遷呢？

598
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:26,184
‎你看，第一

599
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,395
‎他為了保護奶奶選擇入伍

600
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:30,688
‎第二

601
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,609
‎突然出現房子要被拆遷的變數

602
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,236
‎第三

603
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,865
‎他選了成功率高於入伍

604
00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:43,367
‎也更能有效保護奶奶的

605
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,330
‎另一條路

606
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,918
‎-逃出部隊
‎-逃出部隊

607
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:53,878
‎暫停一下

608
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,964
‎許治度不是還打電話給我們嗎？

609
00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,468
‎那時候他怎麼會知道我們是誰？

610
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:11,687
‎怎樣？怎麼了？

611
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,023
‎我怎麼沒想到這點？

612
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,654
‎你們這兩個變態啊

613
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:22,114
‎-二等兵，安俊浩
‎-上兵，韓浩烈

614
00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:24,909
‎這兩個人歸隊多久？

615
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,454
‎-14小時25分鐘
‎-聽到沒？

616
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,748
‎沒多久耶

617
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,083
‎我們可以

618
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,293
‎馬上把許治度帶回來

619
00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,295
‎又是安俊浩想出來的？

620
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,547
‎你確定嗎？

621
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,092
‎目前能確定的就是我們幹勁十足

622
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,804
‎媽的，我瞬間膽囊好痛
‎可能有膽結石吧

623
00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,055
‎不過

624
00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:50,017
‎我們應該有一半以上的機率
‎能把他帶回來

625
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,228
‎小心我把你揍到只剩半條命，王八蛋

626
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,955
‎我們趕快弄一弄下班吧

627
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,876
‎臭小子，認真點

628
00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:20,548
‎各位，先吃飯吧！

629
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:25,970
‎-先吃飯吧
‎-先吃飯再弄吧

630
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:26,971
‎喂

631
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,224
‎先吃飯啦

632
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,522
‎我要開動了

633
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:44,947
‎怎麼了？覺得外面的飯
‎跟部隊的飯沒什麼兩樣嗎？

634
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,954
‎真是累死我了

635
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,124
‎這麼累的工作
‎你怎麼有辦法撐這麼久？

636
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:56,500
‎許治度兵長

637
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:00,629
‎媽的

638
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,257
‎媽的，真受不了

639
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:05,593
‎我是陸軍憲兵隊的人

640
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,306
‎去你的

641
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,185
‎許治度兵長

642
00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,937
‎我要以擅離職守的罪名
‎在無拘票的情形下緊急逮捕你

643
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,609
‎你們怎麼…

644
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,903
‎怎麼知道…

645
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,745
‎你能離奶奶最近
‎又能確實保護她的地方

646
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:39,293
‎八成就是這裡了

647
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,300
‎你不惜在這裡做苦工，拆自己家

648
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,387
‎這麼辛苦賺錢到底是為了什麼？

649
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:55,518
‎我必須讓我奶奶去住療養院

650
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,903
‎就算你家隨時會消失…

651
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,115
‎（反對強制拆遷）

652
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,158
‎你赤手空拳越過鐵絲網

653
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,502
‎走15個小時的山路

654
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:25,381
‎還要逃過搜索隊的追蹤

655
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:33,722
‎這樣成功率真的有比較高嗎？

656
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,691
‎不好意思

657
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,569
‎我可以再去見我奶奶一面嗎？

658
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:00,708
‎花…

659
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,711
‎花開了嗎？

660
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,466
‎我要去賞花耶

661
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,023
‎奶奶

662
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,493
‎天啊，治度

663
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,828
‎唉唷，我的寶貝

664
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,372
‎天啊，是我的小寶貝

665
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:43,083
‎太好了…唉唷

666
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,212
‎你是大學生，怎麼瘦成這樣？

667
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:50,674
‎你是這個村子的驕傲耶，唉唷

668
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,511
‎你有沒有按時吃飯？

669
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,388
‎有沒有想奶奶？

670
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,098
‎你一定很想奶奶吧

671
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,809
‎你怎麼這麼久沒回來啊？

672
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,979
‎是不是念書太忙了？

673
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,815
‎那也要常常打電話給我啊

674
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,319
‎奶奶只有你一個寶貝孫子了

675
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,446
‎治度

676
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:15,491
‎奶奶，春天我就回來了

677
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,375
‎到時候我們再去賞花

678
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,170
‎有件事我很好奇

679
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,592
‎為什麼入伍當兵

680
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:17,720
‎會是你保護奶奶的選擇？

681
00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:26,645
‎那時候…

682
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,819
‎我怕自己會經常有一些不好的念頭

683
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:40,034
‎唉唷，這真的太複雜了

684
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,495
‎這都要怪那個

685
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:45,831
‎什麼蒙德里安…

686
00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:47,458
‎是蒙提霍爾問題

687
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:48,626
‎對啦，就是那個

688
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,716
‎你還需要賺多少錢？

689
00:43:56,925 --> 00:43:57,926
‎什麼？

690
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:06,560
‎應該再賺兩個多月
‎就可以跟療養院簽約了

691
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,978
‎我到現在

692
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:11,357
‎還是搞不太懂那個什麼蒙提問題

693
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,193
‎不過這樣

694
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,363
‎應該就是那個吧

695
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:20,991
‎那個什麼變數的

696
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,868
‎對吧？

697
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,912
‎給你另外一個選擇的機會

698
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:27,247
‎好

699
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:30,709
‎你走吧

700
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:35,047
‎你一定要賺夠錢讓你奶奶住進療養院

701
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,424
‎再回來自首

702
00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,313
‎謝謝

703
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:02,658
‎謝謝你

704
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:08,789
‎謝謝你

705
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,172
‎謝謝

706
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,470
‎追丟了？怎麼會追丟？

707
00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:26,348
‎我們在路上跟丟了

708
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:29,810
‎好吧

709
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,397
‎辛苦了，回來吧

710
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,123
‎你為什麼要那樣做？

711
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,250
‎哪樣？

712
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,045
‎就單純想放了他

713
00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:59,548
‎你也知道我這個人比較衝動

714
00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:04,303
‎萬一他不回來自首呢？

715
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,975
‎反正不就二分之一的機率嗎？

716
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:12,561
‎會跟不會

717
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:16,231
‎應該是三分之二吧

718
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,514
‎喂？

719
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,767
‎媽，是我

720
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:53,769
‎嗯，兒子

721
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,355
‎嗯

722
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,736
‎妳吃過飯了嗎？

723
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:08,867
‎起床，全部起床！

724
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,208
‎發生什麼事了嗎？

725
00:47:20,045 --> 00:47:21,338
‎曹石峰

726
00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:24,758
‎好像逃出部隊了

727
00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:30,722
‎（一等兵，曹石峰）

728
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,610
‎（特別客串：權海驍）

729
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:16,096
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