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[humming]
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Whoo!
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Nice suit.
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But you're gonna
have to throw in some floor mats
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and a spoiler
if you want me to buy the used car.
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Did you know your milk is about to go bad?
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I don't know who's in
my refrigerator more, you or my milk.
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What you doing down here?
You and Chelsea ain't seeing each other.
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- It's got nothing to do with Chelsea.
- Huh.
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We're better off as just friends.
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- Why, what did she say?
- She said nothing.
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You know I'm only here
'cause I got suspended, remember?
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[crying] I got nowhere else to go!
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Well, Mayonnaise,
why don't you just go home?
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I don't have any friends or food at home.
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Here's my friend Cap'n Crunch,
here's my friend milk.
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There you go. That's what friends are for.
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Fine. Oh, on my way in I saw your new
white neighbors unloading groceries.
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They've probably got some oat milk.
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Manny, what you doing here?
It's your day off.
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Yeah, it's funny how you gave me
a day off on payday. [chuckles]
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You think I could get my check
two weeks late instead of four?
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Oh, you're here for your check?
Let me get it, then.
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I keep all the paperwork
here in the kitchenettes.
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You know, so let me check
and see where your paycheck is and...
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You know, 'cause I keep... You know what?
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I know where it is. [chuckles] Oh, man.
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Ah! There it is.
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Oh, it's hot! Hot checks. Hot checks.
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[chuckles] Yeah. Well, maybe you could
give me the other half on Monday?
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Yeah, okay. Fine. That's how it goes.
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What up, Chels? Huh? Huh? You see me, huh?
What I'm looking like, huh?
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Uh, you look good, if you're going
for that used-car-salesman look.
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Look, I spent $90 on this down
at the Suited and Booted Warehouse,
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'cause I'm getting ready for my date.
[in sing-song voice] Mya.
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- Who?
- [in sing-song voice] Mya.
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Oh, your new little flavor of the week?
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[in normal voice] Listen, I've slowed down
considerably since Sasha's been here.
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Listen, the only person
that I've kissed here lately
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is Aunt Elizabeth,
but she has a warm mustache.
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- Hmm.
- Yeah, crazy.
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Okay. Well,
talk to me about this Mya chick.
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I actually met her not too long ago
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at this Vegas cosmetic
convention, you know?
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- Hmm?
- So she's in town, I'll take her out.
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- What you doing tonight? Want to hang?
- I'm not doing nothing.
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You know, here in Atlanta I'm like a nine,
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but in Alabama I'd be a 12.
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You know what? l can get you
some tickets to the Soul Circus, okay?
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Sigfried and Leroy.
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They don't have tigers, but they got
these dancing Rottweilers, you'd love it.
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I'll pass.
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- I'll give the tickets to Pops, then.
- Hell no, you won't.
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Last time I went to the Soul Circus,
the magician stole my wallet.
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I got it back
when I pulled a .45 out of my hat.
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[Brian] Mmm.
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- Why are you so dressed up?
- [chuckles]
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Yeah. I got a little date
with this girl tonight.
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But... [exhales]...you know,
your daughter's been hating on my jacket,
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so I ain't gonna wear it.
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Let me wear the jacket if you ain't gonna.
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- Pops, don't stretch my jack...
- Oh, stop.
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You know we wear
the same size, man. Stop playing.
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- Get my arm.
- Pops, come on, now.
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Okay. One, two, three... [grunts]
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There you go.
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[exclaims] This is all right.
Come on, now.
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How do I look? Come on.
Come on, how do I look?
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- Chelsea, come on, now.
- Pops, amazing. Yes.
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You know what?
Pops is about to come out of retirement.
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You know I used to model, right?
Because, sir, I got news for you.
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You ain't the only one got a date.
I got a date, too.
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I'm meeting this little honey I met on
that new dating site, backbender.com.
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She's gonna get all this zaddy.
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- Yes, sir.
- Oh, my God.
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She's about to experience
the best 93 seconds of her life.
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Lock up your aunties,
'cause Pops is coming! You know?
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- Pops, come on, man.
- What?
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- First of all, that's nasty.
- [Pops] What?
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That's completely nasty.
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And second of all, you about
to pop out of that, like Bruce Banner.
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You look like the Incredible Hulk in this.
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Yeah, well, if she looks
as good as her profile pic,
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the Incredible Hulk is about to smash.
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[growls]
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Pops, before you have a stroke...
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Look, first of all, the last time
you smashed, you ended up having Chelsea.
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Come on.
[in sing-song voice] Blessing! [chuckles]
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- Help me out, Brian.
- Yeah, I got you.
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- All right. Here. Come on.
- One, two, three.
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- Oh, Lord. All right.
- Come on, just pull.
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- Brian, come on.
- I got it. Come on.
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- One, two, three, go.
- Go!
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[all grunting]
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You good?
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♪ We can laugh, we can hang
But don't embarrass me ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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♪ Please don't say the wrong thing, Dad
Don't embarrass me again ♪
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♪ We can dance, we can joke
But don't embarrass me ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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♪ Don't embarrass me
Please, Dad, don't embarrass me ♪
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♪ I know that you mean well
But don't be so foul ♪
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♪ When I'm hanging with my friends
Please don't be acting wild ♪
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[groans] Pops. Stretching out my suit.
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Oh, shoot! Just the G I wanted to see.
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Oh, Dad, look at that jacket.
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You really rocking it.
You should really get into modelling.
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You know what I'mma give you?
The Will Smith lips.
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Come on.
Can't I just say hi to my dad?
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If you don't tell me what it is,
I'm gonna say no automatically.
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Okay, there's this
high school quarterback, Rahim...
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No.
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Dad, relax. It's not even what you think.
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I've been tutoring him in summer school,
he got an "A" on his math test,
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so he said he'd take Zia and I
to Atlantic Station tonight to celebrate.
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The answer is still no. I don't want you
riding around with some strange boy.
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Then teach me how to drive
so I don't have to rely on other people.
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The answer is still no. I don't want you
driving around with a strange boy.
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You know these young boys, they're out
here ghost riding the whip and whatnot.
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Okay...
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[sighs] But come on, Dad,
you're always worried.
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I've been here for months
and nothing bad has happened.
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Plus, you owe me
for the intervention, the sex therapist...
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Should I continue?
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[hesitates] You know what?
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To be honest, you're right.
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You have been an incredible daughter
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and you've actually made me
feel good about being a daddy.
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Aw. That's so sweet, Dad.
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You know, other than that jacket,
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you're pretty cool, too.
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[both chuckle]
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- Give me some! Ay, ay! Yeah!
- All right. Okay.
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Oh, so, what time is he coming through?
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[knocking at door]
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Um, quarter till now?
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A-ha-ha-ha.
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You just hold up right here.
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[groans] Dad, do not embarrass me.
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I can't promise that.
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[groans] Oh, man.
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- Hey. Come on in.
- How you doing, sir?
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- Uh-huh. I'm good. You Rahim, huh?
- Yes, sir. That's me.
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Mmm-hmm. Quick, uh... What's 12 times 12?
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Huh?
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Okay, mathematician and "A" and all that.
Go upstairs and get dressed.
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- I'll take care of this.
- I thought...
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- Get your...
- Okay.
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Rahim? Quarterback Rahim?
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- That's me, sir.
- All right.
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You know how to drive?
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- Yes, I'm a great driver.
- Well, come on. Let's go see.
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All right. Get your...
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[sighs] She'll kill me. Hey, hold up.
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All right, Radio Raheem,
let's see what you got.
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- You know? [chuckles softly] Pull on out.
- Cool. 144.
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You ain't driving 144 miles an hour.
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- What are you talking about?
- 12 times 12 is 144. I think.
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Yeah, a mathematician. Okay, yeah.
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You been thinking
about that the whole time?
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- Yeah. But I didn't even use my fingers.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- Where are we going, by the way?
- [sighs] Don't worry, just drive.
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I just want to make sure
that Zia and Sasha is safe when they're...
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They're riding around
with you and everything
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- because you... Watch out for that baby!
- [tires screech]
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What? Where, man?
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All right,
that's a pretty good response time.
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You know what I'm saying?
I appreciate that. Okay.
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Keep on going. So, uh... Hmm.
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Mercredes, huh?
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It's a Mercredes. AMG package, huh?
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- Yes, sir.
- [chuckles] That's a pretty expensive car.
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- Where'd you get it? You steal it?
- No, it's my father's car.
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- So your father stole it? He's a thief?
- No, sir. My father is a judge.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to judge you.
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It's all right.
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Ah, a judge, huh?
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You know, I got these parking tickets
I might need to get, you know, expunged.
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- I can ask.
- Yeah.
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- Watch out for that Black baby!
- [tires screech]
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You know what? Roll on out.
That's real good response time.
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You know what I'm saying?
I think we're gonna be all right.
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Just make sure
that you ease up off the brake.
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Is that Lil Baby?
Pull over. Let's get his autograph.
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I'm so glad
we were able to get together tonight.
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You know, I've been trying to get
a table in this space for six months.
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- Oh, hey, Mr. Brian.
- What in the sashimi?
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[hesitates] Manny, what you doing here?
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I have a standing reservation.
I'm with the Yelp Elite Squad.
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That's why I asked for my paycheck.
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Isabella and I come here on Tako Tuesdays.
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Isabella, nice to see you.
But, Manny, this is a Japanese restaurant.
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Mr. Dixon, "tako" is Japanese for octopus.
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I've been eating octopus?
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Really? All right.
Well, anyway... [chuckles softly] Arigato.
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Oh, look. I am so glad that you hit me.
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You know, after that sultry night
at the convention in Vegas,
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I thought you'd hit me sooner.
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Brian, you know, there is another reason
that I wanted to get together tonight.
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I know. You want to... chop these sticks.
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I understand. You know what I'm saying?
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You want the bang-bang roll,
'cause that is the house special.
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All right, maybe later.
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But can you be serious
for just one minute?
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- I'm deadass.
- 'Cause we need to talk.
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- Talk about what? Is it a Brian Junior?
- Okay. Calm down. Calm down, please.
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- There's no child, no baby.
- Okay. All right.
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Uh, but I do have
a money opportunity for you.
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Hmm.
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So, as you may
remember from the convention,
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I had my own cosmetics business as well.
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- I do remember that...
- Yes.
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...now that you mention that, yes.
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In fact, I just sold to Maybelline
six months ago and I retired.
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Oh! You know what? That's amazing.
Where are we going?
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[chuckles] Well, that's why I'm here.
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Maybelline is looking to acquire smaller
cosmetics businesses with unique voices
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and I instantly thought of BAY.
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You know what?
That's flattering, but BAY's not for sale.
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Huh. Are you, uh, sure about that?
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What's this? What you writing down here?
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[muttering indistinctly]
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Is that a decimal point?
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No, that is a comma.
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[whistles] That's loot. That's loot.
That's nice.
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But no, seriously,
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my mom built this company
with blood, sweat and tears,
228
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and she did it so she could make
Black women feel beautiful.
229
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,767
That's exactly why Maybelline
wants to acquire the company.
230
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:46,145
No. But you go with Maybelline, it might
dilute it, you know what I'm saying?
231
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,813
I mean... Wait a minute.
232
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,150
- Now, is this the decimal point?
- No. That is another comma.
233
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,653
- Champagne, please!
- Yes.
234
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,529
Rounds for everybody.
235
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,406
And that's another comma as well, right?
236
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,699
I think that's a sesame seed.
237
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,951
Uh, lemonade. Lemonade.
238
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,663
Sugarless. Sugarless. Sugarless.
239
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:13,005
[Rusty vocalizing in a high pitch]
240
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,882
I'm gonna tell you something.
241
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,219
I don't care what the count is.
You're still my president, you understand?
242
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,972
All right? I'm proud of you, okay?
And I love your hair.
243
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,308
Now that you're not the president,
244
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,769
you can come to Rusty's
and we can grab all the... [chuckles]
245
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,606
[laughing]
246
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:35,069
I was just... Well, anyway.
Hey, I got the drink for you.
247
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:38,906
Listen. This is what I call
the Blazing Saddles.
248
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:40,991
Hot crotches.
249
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,452
There you go. Woof!
250
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,913
All right. There you go.
251
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:49,125
You just have to... let it cool down a bit.
252
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,292
That'll be $11.95.
253
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,211
Yeah, excuse me, I ordered a Lemon Drop.
254
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,031
- What's that, now?
- A Lemon Drop?
255
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,634
Well, let me tell you something,
Kim Car-smash-ian...
256
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,429
if you want it done your way,
257
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,932
you head your ass on out here
to Burger King, 'cause this is Rusty's.
258
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,350
- Okay.
- Y'all don't hear me.
259
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,352
[high-pitched vocalizing] Get!
260
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,938
Get!
261
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,108
What it do, gunslinger?
262
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:17,445
Well, how are you there... African-American?
263
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,573
- You matter, okay?
- Thank you.
264
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,826
- I just want you to know that you matter.
- All right.
265
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,289
- So, what are you having?
- Let me get...
266
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,709
I know exactly what you want.
You want a jungle juice.
267
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,171
That's what I see.
That's what I see on your palate.
268
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,091
Uh, yeah, well, since you doing it
like that, give me a double, man.
269
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,052
- There you go there.
- Thank you.
270
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,304
So, uh...
271
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,766
[exclaims]
272
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,144
What brings you in here, Smoke?
273
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:54,231
Well, um, I came in here
to meet this little filly from Philly.
274
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,902
[groans] You know, I can't stand Philly.
Non-counting sons of bitches.
275
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:01,113
Don't like anything about it.
Dr. J, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
276
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,074
cream cheese, steaks, hockey, none of it!
277
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,328
Yeah. Well, if somebody comes
in here looking like Beyoncé, that's me.
278
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,662
Tap me on the shoulder.
279
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,707
Well, hold on, now.
Now, that's the type of chocolate I like.
280
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,334
If Beyoncé comes in here,
281
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,878
I'm gonna tell that Jay-Z fella,
"To the left!"
282
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,880
[chuckles] All right.
283
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,633
Uh, hold on a second.
She doesn't look like Yoncé,
284
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,427
but look at the chocolate-covered
caramel candy right there.
285
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,931
Looks like Kelly Rowland.
Would you look at the fleas on fluffy?
286
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:30,476
You better scratch that itch somewhere
else or I'mma have to put Rusty down.
287
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,103
Hey, Pop.
288
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,606
What are you doing here?
You trying to kill my action.
289
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:40,444
Well, I was bored, so I went on that
Backbender app you were talking about.
290
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,863
Fifteen guys offered
to take me out tonight.
291
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,949
So I chose the one that had all his teeth.
292
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,243
Well, can't he take you to some other bar?
293
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,702
Pops, don't worry.
294
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,331
- I'll be on the other side of the bar.
- No. Since you're here, sit down.
295
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,250
But if Melba shows up,
296
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,585
you'll have to make
like Jordan Peele and Get Out.
297
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,878
All right. [chuckles]
298
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,964
[high-pitched vocalizing]
299
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,847
Kelly Rowland,
I got a special drink for you.
300
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,265
I call this my...
301
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,348
[lighter clicks]
302
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,434
Pandemic Passion.
303
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:16,063
- I'mma tell you something. You drink this...
- Okay.
304
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,357
...and you won't
come outside for eight months,
305
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,026
because that's a Rusty Special.
Y'all don't hear me!
306
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,695
[high-pitched vocalizing]
307
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,366
- Pop, is this your friend?
- No. No, I don't know him.
308
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,076
I don't know him.
309
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,244
[screams]
310
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,370
[all laughing]
311
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,955
Wow, that was so much fun.
312
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,918
- Thanks for taking us to eat.
- Don't sweat it.
313
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,043
But correct me if I'm wrong,
buffalos don't have wings, right?
314
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,548
- Oh, snap. Hold on. Let me google that.
- What? Not while you're driving! Come on!
315
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:46,677
- Why not? I got it on cruise control.
- Girl, he's got it on cruise control.
316
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,221
- No hands.
- Okay, so, back to my dad.
317
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:53,183
I can't believe he would
give you a personal driving test.
318
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,145
On second thought, I actually can.
319
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,606
Yeah. He even put his hands over my face
320
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,566
to see how I'd react
to cars in my blind spot.
321
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,611
Oh, my gosh. He's always embarrassing me.
322
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,797
- I'm gonna turn this up real quick.
- [music gets louder]
323
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,532
- This is my song. Hey.
- Okay.
324
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,617
Okay.
325
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,868
Okay.
326
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:11,994
[Zia] Oh, shoot. This...
327
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,913
Here we go. Police are following us.
328
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,080
Wait, what?
329
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,791
Are they trying to pull us over?
330
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,377
No, their lights are off.
They been following us for a minute.
331
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,338
- What?
- Well, maybe it's my dad.
332
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,048
I thought he got suspended.
333
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:27,009
Yeah, he did, but he kept the car.
He uses it for Uber.
334
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,054
So instead of UberXL, he's UberPD.
335
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,516
[sighs] No, that
doesn't look like your dad.
336
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,434
No.
337
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,977
Let's just keep driving home.
338
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,940
Your mother was an amazing woman.
339
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,484
She worked hard, raised two kids,
340
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,736
but she was not good in the kitchen.
341
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,364
The only thing
she cooked in there were your edges.
342
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,241
Of course, you're probably
too young to remember them skin grafts.
343
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,743
Wait.
344
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,579
[chuckles softly] That's how I got
the burn on the back of my neck?
345
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,497
Yes.
346
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,260
I've always thought
that was a beauty mark.
347
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,458
Mmm-mmm.
348
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,961
[sighs] I want to find what you two had,
349
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671
a partner to spend my life with.
350
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,257
Well, I took you to the Million Man March
and you still didn't meet anybody.
351
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,550
Maybe it's you.
352
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,511
[scoffs] I'm serious.
353
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,347
Do you know how hard it is
to be a single woman in Atlanta?
354
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,890
No, I do not.
355
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,643
[high-pitched vocalizing]
356
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,478
Rusty do. I'm telling you something.
357
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,941
I've been trying to lasso
these women in Atlanta for a hot minute.
358
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,943
Rusty, you wearing different clothes?
359
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,821
You know why that is?
I got a show for you.
360
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,448
All right, now,
a little bit of live entertainment.
361
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,908
Make some noise, now.
362
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,160
Clap, damn it!
363
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,832
All right, I like to call this
the Three Bottle Special.
364
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,751
Or as they say in Spanish, I call it...
365
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,962
[speaking Spanish]
366
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,090
- Look out. Look out. Look out.
- [bottles crashing]
367
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,093
[high-pitched vocalizing]
368
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,262
I know I was a little off, but...
369
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,990
- [pops] No.
- You guys, I can get you either...
370
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,182
Another drink or some straws down here?
371
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,018
- No, no.
- Mmm-mmm, we're all right.
372
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,311
Excuse me?
373
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,980
[both scream]
374
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,607
I'm Melba. Are you Willie?
375
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:10,487
No. No, I am not Willie.
You know what? Uh, Willie's, um...
376
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,656
He's in the bathroom.
Yeah. Across the street.
377
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,242
Go straight. Keep walking.
Keeping walking. Striaght.
378
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,368
Turn right!
379
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,788
- Whoo! That ought to do it.
- Pop! That was your date?
380
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,875
Yeah, but she didn't look
nothing like her profile picture.
381
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,544
I think I just
got catfished by a real catfish.
382
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,795
[both chuckle]
383
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:31,467
[grunts] I'm gonna have you guys lock up.
I'm going fishing in that pool.
384
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,135
Let me tell you something.
385
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,346
It's gonna be like shooting fish
in a toilet. [high-pitched vocalizing]
386
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,599
- Oh, my gosh.
- [laughing]
387
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,934
This is fun, hanging out with you.
388
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,520
We never really
got to talk like this before.
389
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,982
- I don't know what advice I can give you.
- I don't need advice.
390
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,277
Just being here
right now with you is enough.
391
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,155
[chuckles softly] Toast?
392
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,408
Hi. Are you Chelsea?
393
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,244
No, that's my evil twin.
394
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,038
That girl got felonies. Run!
395
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,331
Far away.
396
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,876
You just ran off another man?
397
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,253
I don't need a sugar daddy.
398
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,756
- I got my real daddy.
- All right.
399
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,928
Whoo! I'm gonna tell you something.
I went fishing in that pond
400
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,638
and that fish wasn't fresh.
401
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,057
Took my bait, broke my pole.
402
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,809
[high-pitched vocalizing]
403
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,231
- Yo.
- Yo!
404
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,275
- He really did those pepper wings right.
- Funny.
405
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,070
- Right? He got that, okay? He did that.
- Right?
406
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,823
- That's what I'm saying.
- And buffalos do have wings.
407
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,908
- They don't. I googled it.
- They don't. What?
408
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,244
Why are they pulling in my driveway?
409
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,455
Yeah, 'cause they don't live here,
they live at the police station.
410
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,542
Hold it right there.
411
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,211
Officers, can I help you? I live here.
412
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,337
What's the problem here?
413
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,090
Yeah, 'cause the donut shop
is two miles that way, so...
414
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,259
I get it. Driving while Black?
415
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,011
This is private property,
so why don't y'all get out of here?
416
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,555
- Come on. Let's go inside.
- Yeah.
417
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,641
Freeze. Nobody move, nobody gets hurt.
418
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,601
Yeah, 'cause we didn't do nothing.
419
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,103
Just stay calm, Rahim.
420
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,896
- I'm gonna get this all on video.
- Do it.
421
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,524
- Why don't y'all leave us alone?
- Shut your mouth, boy.
422
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,152
We got a call about
a luxury car that fits this description
423
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,486
casing the neighborhood.
424
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,405
- You steal this car?
- It's my father's car.
425
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,823
And who you calling boy, boy?
426
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,907
[grunts]
427
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,784
Whoa, is all that necessary?
428
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,038
You done messed up now, man.
My pops is a judge.
429
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,540
What are you guys doing?
430
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,250
He didn't even do anything!
431
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,835
Young lady, put the phone down.
432
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,628
No. I know my rights.
433
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,964
I'm filming this whole thing.
No, I'm going live.
434
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,883
So you got a problem with authority, huh?
435
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,194
- You're under arrest.
- Uh-huh. ACAB. What about it? What?
436
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,387
- [Rahim] Hey, come on, man!
- Under arrest for what?
437
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,139
- Obstruction of justice.
- What justice?
438
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,557
Are you serious?
439
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,474
[cell phone dings]
440
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,101
Oh, let's see here.
441
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,896
Okay, who is this going live on Instagram?
442
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,356
Whoever it is, is in my driveway.
443
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,066
Oh, shit. It's Sasha.
444
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,460
- It's Sasha. Gotta go.
- Oh, my God.
445
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,070
- Call you later. Gotta go.
- [Manny] I'll meet you at the house!
446
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,447
[laughing]
447
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,907
Wait. Hold on, Pops.
448
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,701
Sasha's on Instagram Live,
so let's see what she doin'.
449
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:03,911
[Pops] All right.
450
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,079
- Oh, my God.
- What?
451
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,373
There's cops
all around our house. We gotta go.
452
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,584
Nah-uh. No, you gotta go. I got warrants.
453
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,377
Pops! I'll pay for your warrants.
454
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,587
- Come on.
- Man. I can't...
455
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,504
[Chelsea] Oh, my God.
456
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,049
Hey! Who's gonna pay for all this shit?
457
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,563
Whoa, what's going on? That's my daughter.
458
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,220
Back away! This is a police matter!
459
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,222
- I am the police, asshole!
- Hey! Hey!
460
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,866
- What are you doing? Ow!
- [all exclaiming]
461
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,310
- [Zia] Dad! You're hurting him!
- [Johnny] Why the hell are you doing this?
462
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,229
We got a call about a suspicious vehicle.
463
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,772
Oh, was the vehicle suspicious,
464
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,690
or the fact that
a Black kid was driving it?
465
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,651
Wait a minute. I know you.
466
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,195
You're the Cowardly Cop from the news!
467
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,240
- Can I get your autograph?
- [all] Seriously?
468
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,534
- Hey! This is my house. What is going on?
- [Sasha] Dad! That's my dad!
469
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,329
Why is my daughter
handcuffed on the ground here?
470
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,831
I tried to film it,
but they took my phone.
471
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,499
This suffice?
472
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,923
Checks out.
473
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,841
- [Zia] Finally.
- Take off the handcuffs.
474
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,677
- [Rahim] Hurry up.
- [Sasha] Yeah.
475
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,303
[Johnny grunting]
476
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,681
[Zia] Me next, please.
477
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,665
[Rahim] Get these things off of me.
478
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,437
- What's going on?
- Yeah, what's going on?
479
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:18,151
I am Attorney Dr. Charles Weldon
Ezekiel Fitzgerald Johnson III, Esq.,
480
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,029
and I am a legal,
no-warrant-having tenant here.
481
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,658
Sir, there's been a mistake.
482
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:28,537
Sorry for the inconvenience. Guess I'll be
seeing you at the Policeman's Ball.
483
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,163
No, you won't...
484
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,291
because I'm no longer a cop.
485
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,126
I'm leaving the force.
486
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,379
I took an oath to serve and protect,
487
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,215
but all I see here are
a bunch of bullies with badges and guns,
488
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,508
and I'm not about that.
489
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,427
That's right, Dad. Tell 'em.
490
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,888
Now, get the hell off my friend's lawn.
491
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,892
Well, in this case it's a deck. Semantics!
492
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,478
Get...
493
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,651
- [Brian] Everybody all right?
- Yeah.
494
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,778
- Yeah. I was so scared, Dad.
- Yeah.
495
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,948
I mean, you see it on TV,
but it's crazy when it happens to you.
496
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,158
- Yeah, I know.
- Shoot.
497
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:09,077
Back in the old days,
Black folks couldn't get mad.
498
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,872
- All they could do was sing about it.
- [Brian] You right, Pops.
499
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,582
Wait a minute. What?
500
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,643
- [Chelsea chuckles] Okay. What?
- [Sasha] The glasses?
501
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,835
- What?
- [Brian] All right.
502
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,253
- What now?
- [Chelsea] What?
503
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,171
Oh.
504
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,422
Here he goes.
505
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:24,509
Wrote a song 'bout it!
Like to hear it? Here it go.
506
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,305
♪ The policeman tried to arrest me ♪
507
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,390
♪ For something I didn't do ♪
508
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,143
♪ They had me on the ground ♪
509
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,354
♪ Pulled their guns out, too ♪
510
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,692
[high-pitched vocalizing]
511
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,028
- Thank you very much!
- [Brian] Yeah!
512
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,073
[doorbell rings]
513
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,075
I'll get it. I hope it ain't the cops.
514
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,661
Hello.
515
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,539
Hi. We're the Connollys.
516
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:59,252
Ooh, this place is surprisingly nice.
You must be renting.
517
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,131
We're your neighbors.
518
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,883
Well, actually we're Airbnb-ing,
519
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,927
and we wanted to
make sure everything was okay.
520
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,846
- Yeah. We saw the whole thing.
- It's nice to meet everyone.
521
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,723
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
522
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,185
We felt it would be the neighborly thing
to introduce ourselves,
523
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,396
and bring you over a pumpkin cream pie.
524
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,648
We're just so glad
our neighborhood is safe.
525
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,234
Of course it is.
What would make you think anything else?
526
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:26,446
Well, there was a strange car
that kept coming to these sudden stops.
527
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,491
We know they were
probably scoping out the neighborhood.
528
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,618
It's a good thing we notified the police.
529
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:35,163
- Wait. You called the cops?
- Of course.
530
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,792
Two guys are joyriding through our
safe little neighborhood? Mmm-mmm.
531
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,961
- You mean, that look like me?
- And me?
532
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,045
Exactly.
533
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,587
Uh...
534
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,340
I think... [chuckles nervously]
535
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,342
I think we should probably be leaving.
536
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,553
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
537
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,930
By the way,
I want to let you know something.
538
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,640
Black people don't like...
539
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,267
pumpkin cream pies.
540
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,601
- [exclaims]
- [woman gasps]
541
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,815
Bye.
542
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:06,027
♪ Black people don't like
Pumpkin cream pie ♪
543
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,947
♪ We like sweet potato pie better ♪
544
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,493
[all vocalizing in high-pitches]
545
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,870
Thank you very much!
546
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,163
[all cheering]
547
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,628
- Dad, I really want to talk to you.
- That's a coincidence.
548
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,964
- I wanna talk to you, too.
- Okay. You first.
549
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:29,468
What would you think
if I said I wanted to sell BAY?
550
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,970
- Well, I would...
- No. You know what?
551
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:35,348
I could tell by the way you was getting
into that, it's the wrong decision.
552
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,268
Listen, my mom built this company,
553
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,437
passed it on to me,
I want to pass it on to you.
554
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,440
[chuckles] Dad, you really
don't have to do that.
555
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,108
You don't wanna be
a cosmetic mogul like your father?
556
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,861
- I wanted to be a Laker Girl.
- Say what?
557
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,948
It worked out for Paula Abdul.
558
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,868
But real talk,
after everything that happened this week
559
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:57,746
with being racially profiled
and the police harassment,
560
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,998
- my eyes have really been opened.
- Hmm.
561
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,000
I think I want to be
a civil rights attorney.
562
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,083
Wow.
563
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,504
That's a noble profession.
564
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:09,049
I know whatever you decide you
wanna do, you're gonna be great at it.
565
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:10,967
- Thanks, Dad.
- All right?
566
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,677
What else did you want to talk about?
567
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,765
Hey, Sasha, slow down!
568
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,391
Dad, I'm only doing 30.
569
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,809
Then speed your ass up.
570
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,103
And remember,
keep both hands on the wheel.
571
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,813
They both are on the wheel, Dad.
572
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,565
Just like you said, ten and two.
573
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:28,109
It looks more like
ten-thirty and two-fifteen.
574
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,986
And watch out for that Black baby!
575
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,571
- [gasps]
- [tires screech]