1 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:16,287 Oh, snap! I didn't know I was gonna find my favorite sister here. 2 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:17,621 I'm your only sister. 3 00:00:17,705 --> 00:00:21,000 Look, Chelsea. I got something that's gonna change your life. 4 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:24,295 -You're hooking me up with Donald Glover. -You know what? I am not. 5 00:00:24,378 --> 00:00:25,546 But I know Danny Glover. 6 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:30,092 Look. This is what I was thinking about. The lip gloss idea. 7 00:00:30,176 --> 00:00:34,013 Why don't we do that as a limited summer release? Hmm? Run with it. 8 00:00:34,096 --> 00:00:36,057 You are finally taking my advice. 9 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:38,559 -Damn right, I am. -You should've in high school. 10 00:00:38,642 --> 00:00:41,562 I said your Jheri curl made you look like a Black Kenny G. 11 00:00:41,645 --> 00:00:43,522 First off, my Jheri curl was popping. 12 00:00:43,606 --> 00:00:45,524 The reason I know that, 'cause Ice Cube saw me 13 00:00:45,608 --> 00:00:50,905 at the mall one time and yelled out, "Yay, yay. West-sia-fo-lia-nia." 14 00:00:51,947 --> 00:00:52,782 Shut up. 15 00:00:53,991 --> 00:00:57,286 Anyway, I was thinking, your great marketing skills, 16 00:00:57,369 --> 00:00:58,996 here's how we're gonna change the world. 17 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,666 How about you come work with me at Bay? Toast. 18 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:06,337 It is hard enough living under the same roof with you. 19 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:09,882 -You want us working together, too? -I prefer you moved the hell out, but… 20 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:12,468 Bay is struggling, and think about it. 21 00:01:12,551 --> 00:01:15,513 It's a family biz that our mom passed down to us, 22 00:01:15,596 --> 00:01:16,972 and it's a Black-owned business. 23 00:01:17,056 --> 00:01:19,850 Right now, white people feeling guilty. It's time we run with that. 24 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:21,560 Ooh, yeah. 25 00:01:21,644 --> 00:01:23,479 We can capitalize on the Caucasians. 26 00:01:23,562 --> 00:01:26,107 -Capitalize on the Caucasians. -[sing-song] Capitalize… 27 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,942 Mmm-hmm. So, what d'you think? 28 00:01:28,734 --> 00:01:30,778 [sighs] Let me think about it. 29 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,030 That's not the worst idea you've ever had. 30 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:36,617 The worst idea I ever had was when I had my Jheri curl close to that grill. 31 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:37,535 Ooh! 32 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:38,911 [both] Yay-yay! 33 00:01:40,454 --> 00:01:43,040 There she is. My favorite girl. 34 00:01:43,124 --> 00:01:44,834 -Oh! Uh-uh. -Oh! 35 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:46,335 Let's make this clear. 36 00:01:46,418 --> 00:01:48,671 We're not dating, and this is not a relationship. 37 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:53,134 But if you wanna buy me jewelry, I ain't mad at that. 38 00:01:55,010 --> 00:01:57,429 It's all good, Chelsea. Keep it casual. 39 00:01:57,513 --> 00:01:58,514 -Yeah. -Yeah. 40 00:01:58,597 --> 00:02:00,474 I got a lot of entanglements, girl. 41 00:02:02,143 --> 00:02:04,103 No, I was just kidding. Call me. Uh… 42 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:05,688 I'll be here. 43 00:02:07,648 --> 00:02:09,775 That's a special talent, J. 44 00:02:09,859 --> 00:02:12,486 Making Chelsea disappear. Want a beer? 45 00:02:14,947 --> 00:02:17,616 Manny, you said you was cleaning the pool. This ain't the pool. 46 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:21,579 Oh, no. Today I was supposed to water the plants, but it rained last night. 47 00:02:21,662 --> 00:02:23,497 So it's like Mother Nature gave me a day off. 48 00:02:23,581 --> 00:02:24,498 Uh… 49 00:02:25,249 --> 00:02:27,001 Will y'all kill all that noise? 50 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:29,879 I'm playing Tijuana Fats here for 20 bucks. 51 00:02:29,962 --> 00:02:31,130 Thought you said it was ten. 52 00:02:31,213 --> 00:02:33,549 Well, that's before I made my first four shots. 53 00:02:34,049 --> 00:02:37,720 And… game! Mmm. [chuckles] 54 00:02:37,803 --> 00:02:39,638 You owe me one blue hunnid. 55 00:02:40,264 --> 00:02:41,140 Hmm. 56 00:02:41,223 --> 00:02:42,266 [phone chimes] 57 00:02:42,349 --> 00:02:45,269 Another Amber Alert? I thought I blocked those stupid things. Oh. 58 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:47,229 It's from Visa. [clicks tongue] 59 00:02:47,313 --> 00:02:49,982 Zia just spent $12 on a smoothie at Whole Foods. 60 00:02:50,566 --> 00:02:52,860 "Report as fraud." And now it's free. 61 00:02:54,069 --> 00:02:55,654 Wait a minute. Whole Foods? 62 00:02:55,738 --> 00:02:59,366 Sasha said she was going to the movies. That's on the other side of town. 63 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,910 Nah, Zia's at Whole Foods. 64 00:03:00,993 --> 00:03:02,870 Man. I'd love for her to grab me some banana chips, 65 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:04,455 but she'd know I was tracking her. 66 00:03:04,538 --> 00:03:06,457 Wait. You track your daughter on your phone? 67 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:09,084 You respect Sasha's privacy and don't track her behind her back? 68 00:03:09,168 --> 00:03:11,086 You're a terrible father. Give me your phone. 69 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:13,589 You can track your kids on your phone? 70 00:03:13,672 --> 00:03:15,841 I'm glad they didn't have that when you were little. 71 00:03:15,925 --> 00:03:17,593 I liked when my kids got lost. 72 00:03:17,676 --> 00:03:19,303 Gave me a little me time. 73 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:22,181 -Sasha's at Dave & Buster's. -What? 74 00:03:22,932 --> 00:03:26,143 -This is crazy. That don't make no sense. -It does if she's lying to you. 75 00:03:26,227 --> 00:03:29,230 No, look, maybe your triflin' ass daughter might lie, 76 00:03:29,313 --> 00:03:30,606 but not my baby girl. 77 00:03:30,689 --> 00:03:33,567 No, but your teenage daughter would. 78 00:03:34,151 --> 00:03:36,987 No, hold on. I'm not worried about Sasha, okay? 79 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:38,405 -All I'mma do is just text-- -[phone chimes] 80 00:03:38,489 --> 00:03:41,116 You know what? Don't even have to text. She just texted me. 81 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:45,704 "Having a great time with Zia at the movies. Call you later." 82 00:03:45,788 --> 00:03:48,457 Looks like Sasha's lying to your ass. 83 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,001 Nobody goes to Dave & Buster's by themselves. 84 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:53,087 Their whole menu is shareables. 85 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:57,675 Well, if she's not with Zia, who could she be with? 86 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:59,176 She better be with Jesus. 87 00:04:00,552 --> 00:04:01,720 Let's get to Dave & Buster's. 88 00:04:01,804 --> 00:04:03,597 -Pops, you drivin'? -Hell yeah. 89 00:04:03,681 --> 00:04:05,724 You know I ain't got my license, though. 90 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:10,813 ♪ We can laugh, we can hang But don't embarrass me ♪ 91 00:04:11,313 --> 00:04:14,441 ♪ Please don't say the wrong thing Dad, don't embarrass me again ♪ 92 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:17,444 ♪ We can dance, we can joke But don't embarrass me ♪ 93 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:20,322 ♪ Don't embarrass me Please, Dad, don't embarrass me ♪ 94 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:23,367 ♪ I know that you mean well But don't be so foul ♪ 95 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:26,161 ♪ When I'm hangin' with my friends Please don't be actin' wild ♪ 96 00:04:26,245 --> 00:04:30,249 ♪ I said please don't embarrass me Dad, stop, don't embarrass me ♪ 97 00:04:30,332 --> 00:04:33,544 [gunshots on arcade game] 98 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:36,839 You're supposed to shoot the bad guys, not the cops. 99 00:04:36,922 --> 00:04:39,216 You play your game, I'll play mine. 100 00:04:41,885 --> 00:04:44,430 Thunder, you copy? This is White Lightning. 101 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:45,639 You got a 20 on Sasha? 102 00:04:47,725 --> 00:04:49,059 Negative. 103 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:51,603 [grunts] 104 00:04:52,855 --> 00:04:54,106 Manny, holla at me. 105 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:57,818 Negative. 106 00:04:57,901 --> 00:05:00,779 All I see is some selfish bastard hogging the Skee-Ball. 107 00:05:00,863 --> 00:05:02,781 That's right. I'm talking to you, big man. 108 00:05:06,118 --> 00:05:08,412 [dance music playing] 109 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,794 Ah! She's right there. There's Sasha. 110 00:05:15,878 --> 00:05:19,298 I guess I'm not the only one who goes to Dave & Buster's by themselves. 111 00:05:20,049 --> 00:05:23,677 What I don't understand is why would she lie and say she's at the movies? 112 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:24,970 [Sasha] What's up? 113 00:05:26,013 --> 00:05:29,892 -Oh, hell no! -I don't think that's Jesus. 114 00:05:30,809 --> 00:05:33,979 That boy may not be Jesus, but he's about to meet him. 115 00:05:34,063 --> 00:05:37,024 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 116 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:40,235 [vocalizing] 117 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,077 Why does it suddenly feel cold and old in here? 118 00:05:48,869 --> 00:05:50,621 [grunts angrily] I'm going over there. 119 00:05:50,704 --> 00:05:52,247 -No! -You can't go over there. 120 00:05:52,331 --> 00:05:54,708 She'll know you're tracking her. She'll tell Zia. 121 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:56,710 Then Zia will figure out that I'm tracking her. 122 00:05:56,794 --> 00:05:58,879 And then she'll be too mad to teach me the Renegade. 123 00:05:58,962 --> 00:06:00,089 [grunts] 124 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,340 That's all I got. 125 00:06:01,423 --> 00:06:02,674 Plus, Mr. Brian, 126 00:06:02,758 --> 00:06:05,594 you already told Sasha she couldn't hang out with him. 127 00:06:05,677 --> 00:06:07,721 And that only made her want him more. 128 00:06:07,805 --> 00:06:09,932 You remember your barbecue bacon pork rinds? 129 00:06:10,808 --> 00:06:13,769 I didn't even know I wanted 'em till you said I couldn't have 'em. 130 00:06:13,852 --> 00:06:17,481 Then I ended up finishing the whole bag, butt-ass naked in your bathtub. 131 00:06:20,317 --> 00:06:21,402 I'll be right back. 132 00:06:21,485 --> 00:06:23,195 I'm gonna go get us some Slurpees. 133 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:28,659 [imperceptible] 134 00:06:30,869 --> 00:06:32,996 Oh, you got pros in different area codes, huh? 135 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,582 -Not on my watch. Portrait. -[camera shutter clicking] 136 00:06:37,584 --> 00:06:39,169 We gotta figure out how to stop this, 137 00:06:39,253 --> 00:06:40,379 but without her knowing. 138 00:06:40,462 --> 00:06:43,465 What you wanna do, Brian? I got Carole Baskin's number. 139 00:06:43,549 --> 00:06:45,259 We will never see this fool again. 140 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:48,929 No, Pops. 141 00:06:49,471 --> 00:06:52,641 You know what we need? We need a duct tape and a chicken wire. 142 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:53,684 What? No. 143 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:56,145 We'll just go to the kid's house and scare him away. 144 00:06:56,228 --> 00:06:58,605 Pops, you know what to do. 145 00:06:59,273 --> 00:07:01,191 I have a very particular set of skills. 146 00:07:01,775 --> 00:07:04,445 Skills I have developed over a very long career. 147 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:08,615 Skills that make me a nightmare for people like Brodie. 148 00:07:13,704 --> 00:07:16,123 Okay. Kiss-Your-Bottoms lives right down there. 149 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:18,792 Right there. 321 Evergreen. 150 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:21,795 Now if we gonna snatch this kid out in the street, I'll do a leg. 151 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:23,213 Every time I do arms, I get bit. 152 00:07:23,297 --> 00:07:24,339 We ain't gotta do that. 153 00:07:24,423 --> 00:07:26,633 We'll scare him and make him pee just a little. 154 00:07:26,717 --> 00:07:28,510 I ain't gonna carry his leg, then. 155 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:31,346 [door opens] 156 00:07:32,389 --> 00:07:35,225 -[Johnny] Brodie Owusu Jr.? -What can I do for you, Oficer? 157 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:37,394 Oh. Hi, Mr. Dixon and hello, sir. 158 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:41,899 [laughs] Brodie. Brodie, Brodie. We need to holla at you. 159 00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:45,110 -Uh, sure. What-- -Cut the Nickelodeon bullshit. 160 00:07:45,194 --> 00:07:46,111 We seen you. 161 00:07:46,195 --> 00:07:48,697 We seen you all over that girl at Dave & Buster's, 162 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,115 and I got pictures to prove it. 163 00:07:50,199 --> 00:07:52,493 Right here. Look. Oh, not that one. Hold on. 164 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:55,037 Right… Mmm. Ooh! 165 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,289 -Did you see that? [chuckles] -Yeah. 166 00:07:57,372 --> 00:07:59,374 Anyway. Right there. Look at it. 167 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:03,212 -What you got to say about that? -I mean, I like the other one better. 168 00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:04,796 Listen. 169 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:07,174 Why don't you drop the charades, huh? 170 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:11,428 Why don't you cut the shenanigans and just be who you really are? 171 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:12,846 Shoot straight. Come on, dawg. 172 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,933 All right. What's on your mind, B? 173 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:18,894 B? My name ain't B, bro. 174 00:08:19,728 --> 00:08:21,980 I'm Brian Dixon. You put some respect on my name. 175 00:08:22,064 --> 00:08:25,108 Aw, my bad. I mean, you said you wanted to shoot straight. 176 00:08:25,192 --> 00:08:26,985 [chuckles] You know, player to player. 177 00:08:27,653 --> 00:08:28,904 Pimp to pimp. 178 00:08:28,987 --> 00:08:30,948 [exclaims] What did this fool just say? 179 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:33,742 Something about players and pimps. I'm not sure which one he is. 180 00:08:33,825 --> 00:08:35,327 I heard him. 181 00:08:36,203 --> 00:08:37,871 So that was all a charade, huh? 182 00:08:37,955 --> 00:08:40,332 Where's that guy that was in line at the Yeezy convention? 183 00:08:40,415 --> 00:08:43,252 Look, that was just a part of my game for the honeys. 184 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:46,129 Let me tell you something. My daughter ain't no side piece. 185 00:08:46,213 --> 00:08:49,341 She ain't nobody's honey. And you stay away from her, B. 186 00:08:49,424 --> 00:08:51,802 Come on, big dawg. That's my shorty right there. 187 00:08:53,512 --> 00:08:55,639 I'll snatch a knot in yo' ass. [grunting] 188 00:08:55,722 --> 00:08:58,809 What big dawg is trying to say is you better watch out, 189 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:01,019 'cause I could arrest you right now 190 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,730 for impersonating Gerald Johanssen from Hey Arnold! 191 00:09:04,856 --> 00:09:07,484 You ever been hooked up to a car battery before? 192 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:10,862 Uh, who are you anyway? Morgan Freeman? 193 00:09:10,946 --> 00:09:14,575 No. But if you keep getting smart, you're about to get shawshanked. 194 00:09:16,368 --> 00:09:17,494 Oh, never mind. 195 00:09:17,578 --> 00:09:19,121 I'mma go get these jumper cables. 196 00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:21,540 It's your choice, Brodie! Nipples or nuts? 197 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,460 And if you don't pick nipples, you're nuts. 198 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:30,716 First of all, Brodie, which is a whack-ass name by the way, 199 00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:34,761 my daughter is a good girl so I need you to stay away from her. 200 00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:35,846 You understand? 201 00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:36,888 You know what? 202 00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:39,558 I don't. And I'mma say it to you like this. 203 00:09:40,267 --> 00:09:44,062 Get off my porch, mall cop, goofball and old man. 204 00:09:44,146 --> 00:09:47,733 Old man? You 'bout to find out who's a old man. 205 00:09:47,816 --> 00:09:48,900 [electricity crackling] 206 00:09:50,193 --> 00:09:54,156 Now, it's your pick, Brodie. Nipples or nuts? 207 00:09:57,075 --> 00:09:58,201 Johnny, hold these. 208 00:09:58,785 --> 00:10:01,580 I'mma take your damn package, too, boy. 209 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:04,625 [muttering indistinctly] 210 00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:08,795 Johnny, come on with your nasty ass. 211 00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:17,846 Yeah. Tell Russell Westbrook that the clothes fit just fine. 212 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:20,766 Yeah, perfect size. I'll do a post or something. All right. 213 00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:31,443 Hey, Sasha, what's up? How was Sephora? 214 00:10:31,526 --> 00:10:34,696 It was fun. I got the eye shadow palette you wanted for research. 215 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,114 Get anything for yourself? 216 00:10:36,198 --> 00:10:38,867 I wasn't in the mood to shop. Girl stuff. 217 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:39,993 Girl stuff? Like… 218 00:10:41,244 --> 00:10:42,120 Girl stuff, huh? 219 00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:44,581 Uh… 220 00:10:45,832 --> 00:10:46,667 Girl stuff. 221 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,044 You want to, uh… You wanna talk about anything? 222 00:10:49,127 --> 00:10:51,296 -Not really. -[whispers] Thank God. 223 00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:54,633 -Here's the eye shadow. -Mmm. Okay. 224 00:10:54,716 --> 00:10:56,468 -Oh, that's mine. -Mmm-hmm. 225 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:57,803 -Mine. -All right. 226 00:10:57,886 --> 00:10:59,262 -Mine. -Yeah… 227 00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:00,722 Ooh! Desert Dust… 228 00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:02,099 -Yeah. -That's mine, too. 229 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:04,184 -All right. [chuckles] -Uh, here's the shadow. 230 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,353 You said you ain't get nothing for yourself. 231 00:11:06,478 --> 00:11:09,147 No, I said I wasn't in the mood to shop. 232 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:10,565 Okay, all right. 233 00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:14,444 -Oh, by the way, your Visa's maxed out. -What are you talking about? 234 00:11:14,528 --> 00:11:17,406 Listen. I just got my credit card score up to 540. 235 00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:22,744 Project Power. 236 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,538 Don't pistol shrimp me. 237 00:11:25,622 --> 00:11:26,540 What you doing here? 238 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:29,751 I arrested a perp in the neighborhood, but I got some news for you. 239 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:31,878 Brodie's ghosting Sasha. 240 00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:33,547 Who told you this? Did Zia tell you? 241 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:37,759 No. She left her phone in the kitchen and I read her and Sasha's texts. 242 00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:41,722 Also, apparently, Lil Baby's new song slaps. 243 00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:45,809 All right. Look. You know what? 244 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:48,478 This is all wrong, but it's working out brilliantly. 245 00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:51,064 Pops is always right. Nipples or nuts, huh? 246 00:11:51,648 --> 00:11:54,609 [both chanting] Nipples or nuts 247 00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:56,361 -Hey, nipples or… -Nipples or nuts-- 248 00:11:56,445 --> 00:11:57,738 -Johnny? -What? 249 00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:01,700 We've already talked about this. We call them men and women. 250 00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:04,786 Men have nipples, too, Chelsea. 251 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,705 And some of them even like them played with. 252 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:07,998 Oh! 253 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:11,084 Okay, Johnny, we all heard that. We're standing right here. 254 00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:14,755 [officer over radio] All units. Burglary suspectat 4th and Peachtree. 255 00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:16,548 That's the perp from my cruiser. 256 00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:18,550 He wanted the window down because it was hot. 257 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:21,970 All units, please be advised. The perp is very persuasive. 258 00:12:24,306 --> 00:12:25,640 Chels, whaddup? 259 00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:28,059 I've been thinking about your offer to work with you. 260 00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:31,188 Ah! And I've been thinking that you was gonna come to your senses, 261 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:33,482 and that's why I'm a step ahead of you. 262 00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:36,693 I have the celebratory champagne here to celebrate. 263 00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:37,986 But it ain't the good kind. 264 00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:40,572 That's 'cause you're too cheap to buy the good kind. 265 00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:42,741 I'm not taking the job. 266 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,915 That's why I don't have the good kind. What are you talking about? 267 00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:52,834 I love the idea of running marketing here, 268 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:54,795 but you can't pay me what I'm making at Co. 269 00:12:54,878 --> 00:12:57,547 And I'm stretched thin already paying for all my ex-husbands. 270 00:12:57,631 --> 00:13:00,383 Actually, two of them. 'Cause one thinks I'm dead. 271 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:03,678 Why don't I leave you two alone? 272 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:04,805 Thank you. 273 00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:06,389 [Brian mumbling] 274 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,391 Chels, what is it? Is it about the money? 275 00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:12,062 Tsk. Hell yeah. Come on, I got health care. I got a 401(k). 276 00:13:12,145 --> 00:13:14,648 -And I got a company car. -I could get you a company car. 277 00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:16,316 You just gotta co-sign for it. 278 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:20,445 Look, it's our mom's family business. You can't do this, Chels. 279 00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:23,657 I know, bro, but I… [sighs] I just can't. 280 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:24,991 -No, you can. -No, I can't. 281 00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:26,284 -You trippin'. -Why? 282 00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:29,621 Because blood is thicker than water. 283 00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,706 And blood is thicker than Coca-Cola, too. 284 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,834 But Coca-Cola pay them bills. 285 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:35,877 All right, I'mma take these. I'mma try 'em out. 286 00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:38,171 All right, bro, love you, bye. 287 00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:39,631 I hope you break out. 288 00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:44,970 Brian, Citibank is on line two about your Visa. 289 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:48,014 Report it as fraud and we get it free. 290 00:13:56,314 --> 00:13:58,817 I thought Brodie and I were really vibing. 291 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,403 We were gonna get matching henna tattoos of our couple name. 292 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,154 Brosha. 293 00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:05,699 I'm sorry, angel. 294 00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:10,161 I've been telling you since you were four months old that boys suck. 295 00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:12,998 Or maybe something really bad happened to Brodie. 296 00:14:13,081 --> 00:14:14,291 Like, he's in a coma. 297 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:16,209 Or even worse, 298 00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,460 he lost his phone. 299 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:20,630 What should I do, auntie? 300 00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:22,841 Well, you could do what I always used to do. 301 00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:25,594 You find something of his to burn. 302 00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:29,431 Is that why we always used to have those bonfires every summer? 303 00:14:29,514 --> 00:14:32,559 Yeah, that's my girl. Pyrotherapy. 304 00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:37,606 Ooh. You could do what my cousin Kiki did. 305 00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:38,732 Okay. Okay. 306 00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:42,402 So you take a picture of one of your boobs and send it to him, 307 00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:46,865 and he's definitely gonna text you back and ask for the other one. 308 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:53,622 Mmm-mmm. We're definitely not doing that. [chuckles] Y'all are underage. 309 00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:56,416 Hey, ladies, what you doin'? 310 00:14:57,125 --> 00:15:01,004 Sasha got bread-crumbed, side-barred and now she's benched. 311 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,964 I'm sorry. 312 00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:05,425 Or congratulations… Chelsea, translate. 313 00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:09,971 Yeah, so this guy that she likes, he stopped responding to her texts. 314 00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:11,681 Oh, right. Yeah, that sucks. 315 00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:14,100 I got ghosted once, and then three weeks later, 316 00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:16,811 he un-ghosted me with a Venmo request for rent, 317 00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:18,855 for the two nights I slept over. 318 00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:22,651 You know, a guy once ghosted me, but I saw right through him. 319 00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:27,155 Get it? Like a ghost, I saw right through him. 320 00:15:27,238 --> 00:15:28,615 [laughs] 321 00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:31,952 -Bless her heart. -Okay. Tough crowd. 322 00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:35,914 You know what? 323 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:38,333 I'mma tell you what my mama used to say to me. 324 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:41,962 A woman's worth comes from the inside, not the outside. 325 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:45,465 But if these boys start playing games, 326 00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:47,467 you toss his ass to the side. 327 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:49,052 Yes. 328 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,639 You know that Bay was her entire idea, right? 329 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:53,556 Really? 330 00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:54,599 Okay. Think about this. 331 00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:59,062 How many single moms could've built a successful company from scratch? 332 00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:02,357 Especially when one of your kids is as dumb as your daddy. 333 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,027 Oh, gosh, I miss her. 334 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:11,700 Uh-oh. Rooster in the hen house. 335 00:16:11,783 --> 00:16:12,867 What's up, Pop? 336 00:16:12,951 --> 00:16:15,161 Chelsea, you're gonna need a new car battery. 337 00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:17,747 Why? 338 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,584 [door closes] 339 00:16:22,335 --> 00:16:23,920 Owusu Jr.? 340 00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:26,631 What the hell? 341 00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:29,551 So, we gonna do the boob thing or what, huh? 342 00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:39,185 Are you sippin' that for me? [laughs] 343 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:42,439 Because I just won the Father of the Year award. 344 00:16:42,522 --> 00:16:43,773 What are you talking about? 345 00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:46,484 I just saved my baby girl from her first bonfire. 346 00:16:46,568 --> 00:16:48,737 -That's what I'm talking about. -Are you sure? 347 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:51,406 'Cause if it has anything to do with Sasha's friend Brodie, 348 00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:53,199 she's still upstairs devastated right now. 349 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:56,745 Yes. It has everything to do with Brodie. 350 00:16:57,662 --> 00:17:02,083 See, I got the picture to get him out the picture. 351 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,501 -Oh, God. -Look at this. 352 00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:05,045 -Here we go. -Yeah. 353 00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:07,922 Who is this little player with his arms all around that girl? 354 00:17:08,006 --> 00:17:09,382 Focus. That's Brodie. 355 00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:10,341 Gimme this. 356 00:17:11,718 --> 00:17:14,012 You're stalking this little boy. Yes, you are. 357 00:17:14,095 --> 00:17:15,847 -You did that to me in high school. -Chels-- 358 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:16,806 I'm not stalking him. 359 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,725 And don't you ever snatch my phone like that. 360 00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:22,103 Listen, what happened was the minute Sasha turned her back, 361 00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:24,230 he rolls up to another girl and tries to get warm. 362 00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,691 -You can't show her this. -Why not? 363 00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:29,736 Okay. You have got to stay out of her business. 364 00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:34,282 Listen. She is my business, okay? And I am the chairman and the CEO. 365 00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:37,619 You're a control freak, Brian. Let the girl sink or swim on her own. 366 00:17:37,702 --> 00:17:40,163 Yeah. She's gotta go through stuff. 367 00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:42,499 You know, things happen. We drowned a few times. 368 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,209 -Girl, I'm-- -We still alive though. 369 00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:46,086 -We okay. -I'm still drowning. 370 00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:47,087 Mmm. 371 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,422 You look like y'all need some floaties. 372 00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:52,675 Okay, look, I know how to handle this. 373 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:53,802 I'll handle it my way, 374 00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,971 and that is I lay down the law and I'm Father of the Year. 375 00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:59,390 For what? You crossin' a line, B. 376 00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:02,894 Get your snorkels, and I hope you get bit by Jaws. 377 00:18:02,977 --> 00:18:03,978 Wow. 378 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,399 Shoot that… [grunts] That's what I'm talking about. LeBron James. 379 00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:12,153 [grunts] Mmm-hmm. Uh… Huh. 380 00:18:12,237 --> 00:18:14,280 Bang! Time out, San Antonio. 381 00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:17,242 -Stacy, I thought you left. -I was hoping we could talk. 382 00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:19,661 Can't talk right now because the king is on. [chuckles] 383 00:18:19,744 --> 00:18:21,663 Get that, LeBron. Take that for yourself. 384 00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:24,499 Okay. LeBron has got his bread. We need to talk about yours. 385 00:18:24,582 --> 00:18:26,668 LeBron doesn't eat bread during the playoffs. 386 00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:28,419 We aren't on the team. 387 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:30,421 -You're on the couch. -What you doin'? 388 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:31,506 This better be good. 389 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:35,552 Bay isn't doing well, but I think that I can help. 390 00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:36,886 I know it's not doing well. 391 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:39,305 Why you rubbin' this in my face? What're you sayin'? 392 00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:41,057 Look, I'm being serious, okay? 393 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:43,393 I want you to consider me for head of marketing position. 394 00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:45,228 -Head of marketing? -Yeah. 395 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,649 Uh… [hesitates] Look, we've been struggling with that. I mean… 396 00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:51,526 Okay. 397 00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:53,987 Since you turned off the king… 398 00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:56,698 give me a king's pitch. 399 00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:58,825 -Hmm? -All right… 400 00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:03,037 Well, I'm perfect for this job because I studied marketing at Emory, 401 00:19:03,621 --> 00:19:08,084 and for the past five years, I have gotten to know Bay from the inside out. 402 00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:11,546 I know all of your goals, your strategies, your secrets. 403 00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:12,630 Secrets? 404 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,591 You mean I didn't delete my search history? 405 00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:18,136 You know, I was trying to look up StubHub. 406 00:19:18,803 --> 00:19:19,637 Right. 407 00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:22,849 Anyway, you signed a non-disclosure agreement, so… 408 00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:24,809 It was just a piece of paper that said, 409 00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,687 "Please don't tell anyone anything," written in red lipstick. 410 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,147 But it was on company letterhead. 411 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:31,232 From the Hampton Inn at Dulles airport. 412 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:33,026 [laughs] That's still a company. 413 00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:37,405 Brian, I know that Bay is a family business, okay? 414 00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,616 But I care about it like I'm part of the family. 415 00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:44,579 And I promise, if you trust me and let me run with this, I am going to kill it. 416 00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:46,122 [grunting] 417 00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:49,209 Oh. Okay. Okay. 418 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,543 That was a king pitch. 419 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,588 Hmm. You know what? 420 00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:56,299 Because you did that… 421 00:19:57,884 --> 00:19:59,260 and your other qualifications… 422 00:20:00,428 --> 00:20:01,346 It's yours. 423 00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:04,557 Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you so much. 424 00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:06,893 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 425 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:08,436 Thank you so, uh… 426 00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:10,480 [bang] 427 00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:13,316 Brian… Uh… 428 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,611 Why is Chelsea taking out Pops' car battery? 429 00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:18,404 Nipples or nuts, Stace. 430 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,616 Nipples or nuts. 431 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:27,956 How crazy is it, 432 00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:30,041 when we were in high school, dads were telling us 433 00:20:30,124 --> 00:20:32,627 to stay away from their daughters, and now we're doing the same thing. 434 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:36,381 [chuckles] Come on, man. You didn't have no girls. 435 00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:38,633 -Really? -Really. 436 00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:40,760 What do you call that girl I took to the prom? 437 00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:41,928 A hostage. 438 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:44,889 She was a fine-ass hostage, though, right? 439 00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:46,224 [mumbling agreement] 440 00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:47,850 Dude, I can't believe you! 441 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:49,519 Baby, I am your father. 442 00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:53,147 Trust me. Fifteen years of child support receipts to prove it. 443 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:55,817 Well, 14 years, 'cause that first year she didn't look like me. 444 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,820 You actually went to Brodie's house? 445 00:20:59,696 --> 00:21:01,656 Watch this. I can get out of anything. 446 00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:04,075 I am the David Blaine of lies. 447 00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:05,743 Why aren't there any Black magicians? 448 00:21:06,995 --> 00:21:09,372 Brodie? Brodie who? [chuckles] 449 00:21:10,373 --> 00:21:12,000 See? David Blaine. 450 00:21:13,835 --> 00:21:16,087 [scoffs] Oh, he ain't gettin' out of this one. 451 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,048 He's about to fall apart like a bootleg Louis bag. 452 00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:23,219 Well, Brodie just sent me this. It's video from his Ring doorbell. 453 00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:25,054 Video? That's not good. 454 00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:28,474 Oh… Oh, uh… 455 00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:31,477 See, what had happened was I was… We were out. 456 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:34,522 We're getting into Jehovah's Witnesses, and we rolled by his place. 457 00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:37,358 But you gotta understand. You can't hear what we're… 458 00:21:37,442 --> 00:21:39,402 We're testifying to him but there's no audio. 459 00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:40,737 Oh, it has audio. 460 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:41,696 Audio? 461 00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:43,573 That's not good. 462 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,868 Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me? 463 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:50,246 No, you don't. Because you always embarrass me. 464 00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:53,875 I can't believe you went behind my back and threatened Brodie. 465 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:57,837 I can't believe you went behind my back and went out with him in the first place. 466 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,840 Okay? Now, this is my house. It's my rules. 467 00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:03,051 You'll abide by it 'cause I pay the bills here. 468 00:22:03,134 --> 00:22:06,346 [scoffs] So I have to follow all your rules around here, 469 00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:08,056 no matter how stupid they are? 470 00:22:08,139 --> 00:22:10,850 First of all, you watch your tone, your delivery and your neck. 471 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,352 Whatever this is, all this… 472 00:22:12,435 --> 00:22:15,063 I need still-necktedness in this house. 473 00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:16,773 Good talk. 474 00:22:17,315 --> 00:22:19,567 That's the thing. You never let me talk. 475 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:22,862 You just lay down your rules without listening to my point of view. 476 00:22:22,945 --> 00:22:25,656 I'm a teenage girl. I'm gonna talk to boys. 477 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,910 And I am a grown Black man and I'mma whip them boys' asses. 478 00:22:30,328 --> 00:22:32,497 God. Do you even listen to yourself? 479 00:22:33,122 --> 00:22:36,167 Look, I'm sorry I went behind your back. But what choice did I have? 480 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,919 Okay, well, I accept your apology. 481 00:22:38,461 --> 00:22:43,007 -You don't think you did anything wrong? -You know what? Hell to the no. 482 00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:48,054 Hey, on the bright side, we didn't fry Brodie's nipples. 483 00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:50,681 You know what really sucks? 484 00:22:51,349 --> 00:22:53,684 I thought Brodie didn't like me because of me. 485 00:22:53,768 --> 00:22:56,396 But it turns out he didn't like me because of you. 486 00:22:57,105 --> 00:22:57,939 Thanks, Dad. 487 00:22:58,523 --> 00:23:00,650 You know what? I was protecting you. 488 00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:04,737 Okay? I got video proof of your perfect little Brodie right here. 489 00:23:04,821 --> 00:23:05,863 He's right here with… 490 00:23:06,864 --> 00:23:07,907 Hell… 491 00:23:08,783 --> 00:23:09,867 did I just delete it? 492 00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:10,952 Delete what? 493 00:23:11,035 --> 00:23:12,120 Deleted the video… 494 00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:14,497 Well, anyway. Brodie ain't shit. 495 00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:19,043 Okay? He is a wolf in skinny jeans clothing, 496 00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:21,003 and he is playing you like a upright bass. 497 00:23:21,087 --> 00:23:23,214 Look at this. I don't need you to protect me. 498 00:23:23,297 --> 00:23:26,342 I've been taking care of myself for 15 years just fine. 499 00:23:27,593 --> 00:23:29,137 That's how you're gonna talk to me, huh? 500 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,348 I was there for you three weeks every summer and the holidays. 501 00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,684 Well, maybe I should've just stayed in Chicago! 502 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:35,768 Well, you ain't! 503 00:23:36,769 --> 00:23:37,770 You're here! 504 00:23:38,855 --> 00:23:39,897 You're in my house! 505 00:23:40,857 --> 00:23:42,859 -And it's my rules. -Okay. 506 00:23:43,526 --> 00:23:46,737 -There's my Nubian queen. -There's my soon-to-be-celibate king. 507 00:23:47,405 --> 00:23:48,573 Don't even talk to me. 508 00:23:48,656 --> 00:23:51,909 Why would you delete the video? You know what I was trying to do. 509 00:23:51,993 --> 00:23:53,077 You deleted that video. 510 00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:55,163 You also deleted my "Twerking While Working" video. 511 00:23:55,246 --> 00:23:57,832 Okay. Guess what? It wasn't me. 512 00:23:57,915 --> 00:23:59,000 That was Stacy. 513 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,461 But I deleted "Twerking While Working." 514 00:24:01,544 --> 00:24:04,297 Anyway, Brian, listen. I got some great news. 515 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,174 -I don't wanna hear it. -[sighs] 516 00:24:06,257 --> 00:24:08,634 I'm gonna take the marketing job with you at Bay. 517 00:24:10,761 --> 00:24:11,762 Oh… 518 00:24:11,846 --> 00:24:15,892 I was thinking about Mom and I was thinking about how much Bay meant to her. 519 00:24:15,975 --> 00:24:17,935 -Yup? -And you're right. 520 00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:20,229 -Bay should be a family business. -Mmm… 521 00:24:20,313 --> 00:24:21,814 So I quit my job at Coke. 522 00:24:21,898 --> 00:24:25,568 You quit? Like, quit quit? Like, Dave Chappelle quit? 523 00:24:25,651 --> 00:24:27,737 Dave Chappelle… [mimics Chappelle] "Quit"? 524 00:24:28,488 --> 00:24:30,281 [mimics Chappelle] "Quit." [in normal voice] I'm over, it's done. 525 00:24:30,865 --> 00:24:32,450 -[sighs] -[electricity crackling] 526 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:33,409 The hell is that? 527 00:24:33,493 --> 00:24:35,703 Pops, what you doing? 528 00:24:35,786 --> 00:24:38,331 Manny owed me some money from our little pool game. 529 00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:42,293 I will find him and I will kill him.