1
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Hey, Pops. You're looking sharp.

2
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Well, I am sharp as a jackknife,
as I always do.

3
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[exclaims]

4
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[laughs]

5
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[Stacy] Yes!

6
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-Yo. What up, Pops?
-Hey.

7
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I see you. Looking sharp.
You look casket-ready. When's the funeral?

8
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Well, I don't do funerals no more.

9
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Every time I look in a casket,
I see a friend.

10
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So, why the suit?
Oh, wait. What time is your arraignment?

11
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August 11th, 2017.

12
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I didn't go then and I'm not going now.

13
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Fight the power!

14
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-Ooh!
-Mmm.

15
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Not that it's any of your business,
I got a job interview.

16
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[chuckling] A job interview?

17
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If I was your potential boss,
I'd ask you how to spell "interview."

18
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And that wouldn't be a problem. I-F-U.

19
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Let me tell you something, man.
I had a bunch of jobs. I was a chef, boy.

20
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Oh, come on, Pops.
There ain't no chefs in the big house.

21
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You was a cook.
What did they pay you in, cigarettes?

22
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Yeah, well, I was good at it.

23
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Three death row inmates
requested my gumbo as their last meal,

24
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'cause I cook it real slow.

25
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Well, listen, I don't understand
why you're trying to get a job.

26
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Well, I figured your ass needed
some help around here paying the bills.

27
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I don't need no help with the bills.
We're living in the lap of luxury.

28
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Well, it looks more
like the crotch of poverty.

29
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Look, do we need help with bills, Stace?

30
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-Eh…
-Eh?

31
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-[Stacy] Uh…
-Uh!

32
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We spent the last
of our money on the pop-up.

33
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And since we didn't get the investors,
I think we need to make some cuts.

34
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Like, instead of bottled water, we go tap.

35
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-And cut out some of the catered lunches.
-But--

36
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And maybe in your office,
you only need one massage chair?

37
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One massage chair?

38
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What I'mma do if someone comes over
and they want a massage?

39
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I'mma just watch them get a massage?

40
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Okay. Maybe you could make some cuts
in Brian's man-purse budget.

41
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First of all, it's not a man-purse.
This is a messenger bag.

42
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Well, what's it carrying?

43
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Your balls?

44
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[mock laughing]

45
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No, it's actually carrying your wig glue.

46
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[mock laughing]

47
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I think it looks cute on you.

48
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-Hey, baby girl. What you want?
-Hey, Pops.

49
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We got ham, sausage, bacon. We got…

50
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♪ Beans, greens, potatoes
Tomatoes, lamb, ram ♪

51
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-♪ Hogs, dogs ♪
-♪ We got it! ♪

52
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♪ Beans, greens, potatoes
Tomatoes, lamb, ram ♪

53
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♪ Beans, greens, potatoes
Tomatoes, lamb, ram ♪

54
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[vocalizing]

55
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Do you have tofu?

56
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We got toe jam.

57
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I'm glad you're here with us now.
You're gonna eat all meat.

58
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Ooh, did you see that they're dropping
the new Yeezys on Saturday?

59
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What?

60
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Man, Kanye's really got it figured out.
Shoes, records, church, Armenian queens.

61
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So it's cool if I go down
to the store tonight to camp out?

62
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By yourself? Oh, no, we're not doing that.

63
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You got murderers out there
and pubescent, young teenage boys.

64
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We ain't doing that. How about this?

65
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How about we go have
a daddy-daughter-time moment?

66
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We go to Walmart, okay?

67
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Remember when
we used to go there on Black Friday

68
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and I'd yell out "White Friday"?

69
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Mmm-hmm.
Then we'd buy up all the Bratz dolls

70
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and sell them for twice as much
to all the white divorced dads.

71
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[both] Mmm!

72
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-Gotta brag, right?
-Yeah.

73
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[Brian] Ah, okay.

74
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-Me and Pops, we used to go camping.
-Really?

75
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We called it "getting evicted,"
but still, it was camping to me.

76
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I took you fishing.

77
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You did, but fishing
for coins in the mall fountain

78
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don't have the same bounce to it.
You know what I mean?

79
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The hell?

80
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Oh, hey.

81
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Johnny… are you fornicating in my house?

82
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I am so sorry, Brian.

83
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I can take a white boy, but not the po-po.
And with the baby in the house?

84
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I know they're having sex.

85
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What are you doing down here?

86
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You know there's a staircase
by the front door.

87
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[groaning]

88
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I'm sleepwalking. Now I'm sleep-talking.
Now I'm sleep-leaving.

89
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Johnny, you my homie for life,

90
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but you know the remedy for sleepwalking
is whooping your friend's ass.

91
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-Whoop his ass.
-No, no! Take it easy!

92
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Just ask your sister.

93
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-What?
-[Chelsea] Now you out of line!

94
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[all shouting]

95
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♪ We can laugh, we can hang
But don't embarrass me ♪

96
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♪ Oh, no ♪

97
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♪ Please don't say the wrong thing, Dad
Don't embarrass me again ♪

98
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♪ We can dance, we can joke
But don't embarrass me ♪

99
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♪ Oh, no ♪

100
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♪ Don't embarrass me
Please, Dad, don't embarrass me ♪

101
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♪ I know that you mean well
But don't be so foul ♪

102
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♪ When I'm hanging with my friends
Please don't be acting wild ♪

103
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♪ I said, please don't embarrass me
Dad, stop, don't embarrass me ♪

104
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-[metal clanging]
-[Brian scatting]

105
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Ah! Sasha, you've never really
seen my grill skills.

106
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You know I had a grill scholarship?

107
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Sasha, think fast!

108
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Dad, please don't throw shrimp at me.

109
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But, you know, if you're gonna do it,
let me show you how it's done.

110
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-Give me that.
-Okay.

111
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Okay. All right. What you about to do?

112
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-[Sasha] Oh!
-Oh, okay. I see what you're doing.

113
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Gonna get another one.

114
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[munches]

115
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That's what I'm talking about right there.

116
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That's my seed, baby!

117
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Shrimp Princess right here.
Shrimp runs through her.

118
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I'm not with him. Please send help.

119
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Look. Dad, I really appreciate
everything that you brought out here,

120
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but I would've just been fine

121
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with the lawn chair,
my hoodie and my phone,

122
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like literally everyone else in this line.

123
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Look at him! Right there. He's got a tent.

124
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He's homeless.

125
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Dad, you know what?
Can we just keep it low-key for a while?

126
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Hey, we could do anything we want.
We could be low-key. I could be high-key.

127
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-We could rock Alicia Keys--
-Nobody cares about Alicia Keys!

128
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It's about the Yeezys!
Just look at this line.

129
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People go crazy for limited editions.

130
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It's crazy. I ain't seen
this many Black people in line

131
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since The Rock passed out
turkeys at Thanksgiving.

132
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Can you smell the poultry The Rock
is cooking, Black people?

133
00:06:07,221 --> 00:06:09,306
Dad, you just don't get it.

134
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These shoes are special.

135
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I heard that
if you look at them in a certain light,

136
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you can even see Jesus dunking.

137
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I've seen Jesus dunk.
His name is LeBron Raymone James.

138
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-Huh?
-[coughing]

139
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Dad, that was garlic powder.

140
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You need garlic, baby.
It's good for your immune system.

141
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There's a lot of stuff
going on right now. [coughing]

142
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Dad, I just…
I just really want this to be cool.

143
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Babe, it's going to be cool.

144
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And you know
what's gonna make it cooler? Karaoke!

145
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Hah! I already locked in
the playlist of the songs that I want.

146
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-Give me your list later.
-No…

147
00:06:41,547 --> 00:06:44,633
But you know "karaoke" is Japanese for
"Beer goes in, music…"

148
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♪ Comes ou-- ♪

149
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Shrimp Princess, out.

150
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Okay, I guess
you don't have your playlist, huh?

151
00:07:03,527 --> 00:07:04,611
You're doing it wrong.

152
00:07:07,114 --> 00:07:10,033
You're the reason
why I pretend I can't understand English.

153
00:07:11,326 --> 00:07:13,203
But that shit isn't even level, man.

154
00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,955
Looks like you pouring a wheelchair ramp.

155
00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:18,167
Look, I don't work for you.
Mr. Brian pays me.

156
00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:22,171
Or he's supposed to, anyway.
And what do you know about construction?

157
00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:26,008
Man, please!
You know that county jail off of I-75?

158
00:07:26,592 --> 00:07:31,096
I built that box when I was in that box.
And it's sturdy as hell, too.

159
00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:33,891
And if you ever get stuck in cell B-53,

160
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there's an extra roll
of dookie paper behind a loose brick.

161
00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:40,814
[chuckles] Well, if you know so much,
why don't you give me a hand?

162
00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:46,195
Well, in the America that I'm from,
we pride ourselves on doing our own work.

163
00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:48,530
Work? But you don't work.

164
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Your job last summer was selling
fake tickets to the BET Awards,

165
00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:53,660
and you spelled "BET" wrong.

166
00:07:54,786 --> 00:07:57,247
First of all,
that's not my job, it's my hustle.

167
00:07:57,331 --> 00:07:59,917
And second of all,
I didn't spell nothing wrong,

168
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,335
the dude at Kinko's did.

169
00:08:03,378 --> 00:08:05,380
[in Spanish] He's gonna take me to…

170
00:08:05,464 --> 00:08:07,799
I understand Spanish, my friend.

171
00:08:11,553 --> 00:08:13,263
[in English]
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪

172
00:08:14,056 --> 00:08:15,641
Ain't no way I'm singing that.

173
00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,061
Sash… Sash, listen… Oh!

174
00:08:19,144 --> 00:08:20,979
Sash, listen. Listen.

175
00:08:21,063 --> 00:08:22,773
How about the Jennifer Hudson version?

176
00:08:22,856 --> 00:08:25,108
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪

177
00:08:25,192 --> 00:08:29,863
♪ And you, and you, and you ♪

178
00:08:29,947 --> 00:08:33,742
♪ Ain't no mountain! ♪

179
00:08:33,825 --> 00:08:35,285
[vocalizing]

180
00:08:35,369 --> 00:08:36,745
Hey, Mr. Dixon.

181
00:08:36,828 --> 00:08:38,705
Hey. Put my shrimp down.

182
00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,082
-Hey, girl! Hey!
-Hey!

183
00:08:40,832 --> 00:08:44,211
-Girl, this line is popping!
-I was telling you.

184
00:08:44,294 --> 00:08:48,048
I've seen at least two SoundCloud rappers
I've had situationships with.

185
00:08:48,131 --> 00:08:50,717
Girl, you're still
breadcrumbing Lil' Sneezy?

186
00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:54,221
But your Snapstreak ended two weeks ago.
Girl, you need to drop that--

187
00:08:54,304 --> 00:08:57,182
It's okay, I understood all of that.

188
00:08:57,266 --> 00:08:59,726
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Zia Williams.

189
00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:03,605
Fun fact, Zia was in
the sixth grade three years in a row.

190
00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:07,442
Anyway, so what are you doing here?

191
00:09:07,526 --> 00:09:09,486
I thought we could all hang out.

192
00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,697
It's another person for you
to throw shrimp at,

193
00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:14,241
and Zia here is really excited
about the Yeezys.

194
00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:16,785
There's Yeezys coming out?

195
00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:21,456
Yes. That's why you wanted
to come down here, remember?

196
00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:24,835
Oh, yeah. I do remember
you saying I should say that.

197
00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:26,920
-Who are we lying to again?
-Ugh.

198
00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:29,881
Hey, look, whatever, y'all.
Here, here. Have a seat.

199
00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:32,259
Look, we're doing karaoke.
We only got two mics.

200
00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:35,137
Well, actually, we got three.
The third one has auto-tune in it.

201
00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,513
That one is for you.

202
00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:40,017
All right. We got the playlist right here.

203
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,269
-I usually don't let people in, but…
-It's right here.

204
00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:45,147
Hold on. If you have a request,
it's time. What do you want?

205
00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,232
Maybe some Doja Cat.

206
00:09:47,316 --> 00:09:51,612
-Remember our routine, remember? It goes…
-[both singing]

207
00:09:51,695 --> 00:09:54,239
Hey. How about some Lionel Richie?
That's what we got here.

208
00:09:55,198 --> 00:09:57,200
This is what we doing tonight,
Lionel Richie.

209
00:09:57,284 --> 00:09:59,578
As a matter of fact,
for the theme, since it's Yeezys,

210
00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:00,495
how about this?

211
00:10:01,204 --> 00:10:04,541
♪ Yeezy like Sunday morning ♪

212
00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,293
[Sasha] Wack.

213
00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:09,963
Okay. Okay, you clowning?
Oh, you clowning? How about this?

214
00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:13,550
♪ You're once, twice
Three times a sixth-grader ♪

215
00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:15,802
Ooh, how about…

216
00:10:15,886 --> 00:10:19,431
♪ Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause… ♪

217
00:10:19,514 --> 00:10:20,557
we'll be in the tent.

218
00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:23,477
-[Zia] I'm gonna just take these.
-[Sasha] Yeah.

219
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,730
-Hold on. Sash. Sash, what is this?
-What's what?

220
00:10:26,813 --> 00:10:29,566
We're supposed to be bonding
and hanging out. Why is she here?

221
00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:32,486
Plus, she's gonna dumb down
the smart TV I got in there.

222
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:37,157
I mean, we are hanging.
And Zia's smarter than you think.

223
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,950
[Zia] Where's the bathroom in here?

224
00:10:40,744 --> 00:10:42,204
She's really good at basketball.

225
00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:44,998
Well, I'm better.

226
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:49,086
Look, this is the time
for me and you to bond.

227
00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:52,214
But all you wanted to do
is throw shrimp and sing songs.

228
00:10:52,297 --> 00:10:54,716
Don't think I didn't see
the breakdancing mat in there.

229
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,843
[feigning surprise] What…

230
00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:00,639
you talking about?

231
00:11:00,722 --> 00:11:03,392
-Catch it. Catch it. Catch it.
-Come on, Dad.

232
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,687
You know what? Fine. I'll go.

233
00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:09,773
Why don't I just carry-my-oke out of here?

234
00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:12,526
Boy, loosen your damn jeans up.

235
00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:15,987
Hey, Pop.

236
00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:18,615
Listen, let me ask you something.

237
00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:22,744
Do I need to get Brian's permission
to fire Manny, or can I just call ICE?

238
00:11:23,495 --> 00:11:26,581
No, Pops. You can't fire a guy
just 'cause you don't like him.

239
00:11:26,665 --> 00:11:27,791
But what happened?

240
00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:31,211
Well, all I did is tell him
his little funky concrete was crooked.

241
00:11:31,294 --> 00:11:34,715
Listen, I'm a perfectionist.
That man got all Ricky Ricardo on me.

242
00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:37,384
What up?

243
00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:38,468
Hey. Where's Sasha?

244
00:11:38,552 --> 00:11:40,303
Down at the Kanye thing with Zia.

245
00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:41,972
Probably trying to convince Zia

246
00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:45,600
that Samuel Jackson
is not part of The Jackson Five.

247
00:11:46,768 --> 00:11:48,895
That girl's not the smartest.

248
00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:52,065
Last week she asked Sasha
what date 9/11 happened on.

249
00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:55,444
Tell you what, it was crazy out there.

250
00:11:56,319 --> 00:11:59,114
You know what I don't get, though?
Sasha's on this thing, like,

251
00:11:59,197 --> 00:12:01,450
"I got so many friends."
"I gotta go with my friend…"

252
00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,952
-Like I don't have friends. I got friends.
-Uh, who?

253
00:12:04,035 --> 00:12:05,787
Uh, well, you know, I got…

254
00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:09,666
Well, there's Johnny, uh, Ronnie,
uh, Ricky, Mike.

255
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:10,751
That's New Edition.

256
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:11,752
Cool it now.

257
00:12:12,377 --> 00:12:13,712
I just don't get it, though.

258
00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:18,133
Here's the thing. I did everything.
I got the tent, I got the grill…

259
00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:21,136
So why does everything with you
have to be so big-time?

260
00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:23,096
Because that's what I do.
I don't do small-time.

261
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:26,099
You ain't never heard a rapper
rap about copper and a Prius.

262
00:12:26,641 --> 00:12:29,895
[laughs] Yeah, but maybe, just maybe,

263
00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:32,606
she wanted it to be
you two just hanging out and talking.

264
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,733
I gave her that. I gave her that and more.

265
00:12:34,816 --> 00:12:38,445
-She didn't want more. You did.
-Come on with that.

266
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:40,197
Brian, it's not always about you.

267
00:12:41,364 --> 00:12:43,033
It's like my 30th birthday.

268
00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:44,451
[scoffs]

269
00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:48,079
Why would I want a cake that looked
like Halle Berry topless in Swordfish?

270
00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:51,374
You're right. You're probably not.

271
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:55,086
And maybe it's just…
I'm just too good of a dad.

272
00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:57,881
You are too delusional of a person.

273
00:12:59,257 --> 00:13:00,467
[imitates birdcall]

274
00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,052
What's that?

275
00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:04,721
Oh, that's my ringtone. [laughs]
Yeah, I changed it.

276
00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:05,680
Your ringtone?

277
00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:07,974
Yeah, it's just my ringtone.
[chuckles nervously]

278
00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,018
[Chelsea imitates birdcall]

279
00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:18,819
[exclaiming]

280
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,532
Sash. Hey, listen.

281
00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:25,158
I got the vegan pizza for you.

282
00:13:25,242 --> 00:13:29,621
It's, uh, nut cheese, no dairy,
no lactose, and…

283
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,666
[spits] There ain't no taste.

284
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:35,669
All right, come on.
Come on, you gotta eat. Come on, now.

285
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:37,921
-Hey, Dad.
-What in the actual…

286
00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:43,134
Come on out!
Get out of here! Who in the hell is this?

287
00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,261
This is Brodie.

288
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,847
-Nice to meet you, sir.
-I don't want to meet you.

289
00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:50,767
What are you doing in that tent?
And why you got your shoes off?

290
00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:53,603
Socks is like foot underwear.
You naked out here!

291
00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:56,523
Well, we didn't want to
disrespect your tent.

292
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:59,359
-I don't want you to breathe.
-Dad, calm down! You're acting crazy!

293
00:13:59,442 --> 00:14:01,111
-I'mma show you crazy.
-Dad, stop!

294
00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:02,737
Huh? Huh?

295
00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:05,240
Look at you, huh?
You allergic to it? You swelling up?

296
00:14:05,323 --> 00:14:07,659
-'Cause I ain't got an EpiPen.
-I'm back, bitch!

297
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:08,785
Who's the bitch?

298
00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:13,123
-Oh, hi, Mr. Dixon.
-Yeah, hi. Let me ask you a question.

299
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:17,377
What in the world is Sasha doing
in this tent alone with this boy?

300
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,503
Why did you leave her?

301
00:14:18,587 --> 00:14:20,672
What? Sasha had a boy here?

302
00:14:21,381 --> 00:14:23,216
I just don't think
we can be friends anymore.

303
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,843
I can explain.

304
00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:28,346
Uh, we were just hanging,
talking about Jesus.

305
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:31,808
[chuckling] You know,
I should probably go.

306
00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:36,271
-Yeah, you need Jesus.
-Stop. Seriously, Dad?

307
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:40,025
You know, I can't believe
that I came back here to apologize to you,

308
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:43,236
and here you are in this tent,
gallivanting with a boy.

309
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,615
Yeah, I said "gallivanting."
Black men say "gallivanting."

310
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:53,663
Sasha, your dad and I
are so disappointed in you.

311
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:54,915
[scoffs]

312
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:58,627
Okay, I'm out. There's no need
to tell my dad about this, okay?

313
00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,794
Here you go. Love ya.

314
00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:04,299
Look, Dad,
this really wasn't what you think.

315
00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:06,051
I met Brodie in line. He's really cool.

316
00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:08,136
And it turns out
he goes to school with Zia.

317
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:09,304
It's exactly what I think.

318
00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:12,140
You're in a tent
with a boy with his feet out.

319
00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:13,808
Dad, that's not me.

320
00:15:13,892 --> 00:15:16,102
I was raised better than that.
Not that you'd know.

321
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:20,190
Hey, you better get that hot sauce
out your throat when you talking to me.

322
00:15:20,273 --> 00:15:21,232
[sighs]

323
00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:25,195
-You know the golden rule.
-Treat others how you want to be treated?

324
00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:28,698
I don't give a shit about that. No boys.
Matter of fact, when you was born,

325
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,493
I held you up in the air
like the scene from Roots,

326
00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:34,829
and I said, "Behold! No boys, ever!"

327
00:15:35,622 --> 00:15:37,332
And then I handed you to the nurse

328
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:40,335
because the doctor was a boy,
and I don't want that.

329
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:41,419
Everything okay?

330
00:15:41,503 --> 00:15:44,673
Everything is fine,
and you need to mind your white business.

331
00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:46,967
All right, calm down.
You're creating a disturbance.

332
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:48,593
Oh, I'm creating a disturbance?
Let me tell you something.

333
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:51,638
I'm Red Lobster,
and it's unlimited shrimp all month.

334
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,014
-Hey!
-Stop with the shrimp!

335
00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:54,474
That's it. You guys gotta go.

336
00:15:54,557 --> 00:15:56,101
You hear that, Black people?

337
00:15:56,184 --> 00:15:59,229
He said "guys."
That's just code word for "Black people."

338
00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:01,106
-That's exactly what that is.
-Come on.

339
00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:03,191
Okay. You're gonna
watch me start the revolution.

340
00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:07,237
No Yeezys, no peace!
No Yeezys, no peace! Y'all with it?

341
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,491
Soft-ass millennials.

342
00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:19,416
Then security kicked us out

343
00:16:19,499 --> 00:16:22,877
and Dad made me listen to his "fight
the power" playlist all the way home.

344
00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:24,921
And then, you know, at all the stoplights,

345
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:27,507
he mean-mugged
every white guy who pulled up next to us.

346
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:30,427
He got us kicked out
of a Spice Girls concert once.

347
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:33,430
He kept shouting,
"Why the Black Spice Girl gotta be Scary?"

348
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:36,099
Well, look at the Scarlet Letters.

349
00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:39,853
[chuckles sarcastically]
What wakes you up so early?

350
00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,688
You fighting the power, Flavor Flav?

351
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:44,899
I got the Yeezys, Mr. Brian.

352
00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:47,944
Oh, my God! Dad, you got the shoes?

353
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:49,654
No, I got the shoes.

354
00:16:49,738 --> 00:16:51,906
And you know what?
They're twice as much on eBay,

355
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,242
so if you got the cash, I got the shoes.

356
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:55,285
Oh, you know what, Manny?

357
00:16:55,368 --> 00:16:58,079
I don't have the cash.
You know, I carry the plastic.

358
00:16:58,163 --> 00:16:59,873
Yeah, we take plastic.

359
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:03,001
There you go. Just need a quick picture.

360
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:04,085
-What?
-Oh.

361
00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:07,714
There you go. Add 15% tip.

362
00:17:07,797 --> 00:17:08,673
What?

363
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:10,508
20% tip.

364
00:17:10,592 --> 00:17:12,552
You let me borrow your finger, sir?

365
00:17:12,635 --> 00:17:13,803
There you go.

366
00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,764
Don't forget your credit card. Thank you.

367
00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,558
[in Spanish] We're going to the beach.

368
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,061
[in English]
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

369
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:23,938
Oh. You're welcome, you're welcome,
you're welcome!

370
00:17:24,022 --> 00:17:26,775
The only thing is,
these Yeezys is for me-zys.

371
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:29,944
[scoffs] Are you serious?

372
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:31,112
Deadass.

373
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:35,492
So you really just got
those shoes for yourself and not for me?

374
00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:38,661
I can't believe you!

375
00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:41,122
And I can't believe these shoes.

376
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,208
Wow. What's wrong with you?

377
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:46,461
First of all, don't "wow" me in my house.
It's rules and regulations.

378
00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:48,797
And when you break the rules,
there are consequences.

379
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,217
And her consequences
is me in these dope-ass kicks.

380
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:54,385
Okay, let's be real.

381
00:17:54,469 --> 00:17:57,514
You only have one rule
when it comes to boys, "No boys."

382
00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:58,932
Seems easy to follow, right?

383
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:03,394
What I don't get is these shoes.

384
00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:08,149
I mean, they're making
all of this hype over the limited edition.

385
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,610
You should do
something like that with Bay.

386
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:12,821
Take that new lip gloss
that came in and slap

387
00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:14,572
"Limited Edition Summer Release" on it.

388
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:18,201
Mmm, okay, sis, you cookin'.
You are good for something, huh?

389
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:28,545
You should use a hammer.

390
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,505
The crowbar's gonna damage that concrete.

391
00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:32,257
Me no speaky English.

392
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:37,762
I don't need you to speak it,
I need you to hear it. Try it.

393
00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:45,145
Bam. See?

394
00:18:45,228 --> 00:18:47,105
[Manny exclaims]

395
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:49,023
That's good, Mr. Dixon.

396
00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:53,403
Uh, Manny, I want
to apologize about yesterday.

397
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:54,654
I was having a shitty day.

398
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:56,156
Is everything okay, Mr. Dixon?

399
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:59,075
Well, I went to this job interview,

400
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:01,619
and once they found out I had a record,

401
00:19:01,703 --> 00:19:03,580
the position was magically filled.

402
00:19:04,414 --> 00:19:06,082
I need somebody to vouch for me.

403
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,334
Where is Kim Kardashian
when you really need her?

404
00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:12,672
I get it. Before I met Mr. Brian…

405
00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:15,842
I went to apply
for a job at The Home Depot.

406
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,719
They said, "Sure, no problem."

407
00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:19,929
"Just go wait outside in the parking lot."

408
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,640
-That's that bullshit right there.
-Yeah.

409
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,601
But that is the easier way to get a job.

410
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:26,811
"I need three men. Get in the van."

411
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:31,733
It's like you're not valuable
to society if you're not a citizen.

412
00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:32,775
Or an ex-con.

413
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:36,029
Which is even messier for people
who are in there for no good reason.

414
00:19:36,112 --> 00:19:37,363
Were you one of those people?

415
00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,407
I never said I didn't do anything,

416
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:40,575
but I didn't do anything

417
00:19:40,658 --> 00:19:42,327
-to deserve the time I got.
-Hmm.

418
00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:43,786
It's systematic racism.

419
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:46,789
Once you have a record,
you're in the system.

420
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,000
They tried to give me
six years for smuggling

421
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,295
half an ounce of weed
in my sock on a plane.

422
00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:56,132
If a teenage white girl did that,
the TSA would have gave her a high five.

423
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,051
[chuckles] Yeah, I get it.

424
00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:02,305
Well, look, I just came out here
to make sure me and you are still good.

425
00:20:03,056 --> 00:20:03,973
We're good, Mr. Dixon.

426
00:20:05,016 --> 00:20:06,476
You do good work around here.

427
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:08,353
-If you ever want to help…
-Sure, I do.

428
00:20:08,436 --> 00:20:09,979
But you know I can't pay you.

429
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:11,856
You got this.

430
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,566
[both laughing]

431
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:20,490
Pops, I just don't get it.
Why am I not enjoying my life?

432
00:20:20,573 --> 00:20:24,327
I'm single, I'm Black,
I'm a Sagittarius, I got my own business.

433
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:27,455
And look. Look at these kicks.
This is what they call the Yeezys.

434
00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:29,249
I'm dripping hard,
like the kids would say.

435
00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:32,252
I mean, I should be
living my life like Diddy.

436
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:35,713
Right now, I'm living my life
like the Black dude on This Is Us.

437
00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:40,301
Your problem is you got
too many freeloaders around here.

438
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,928
By the way, this is your last beer.

439
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:43,554
[Zia laughing]

440
00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:46,933
-Hey, Mr. Dixon.
-Hey.

441
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:50,895
-Oh, look at those Yeezys! [squealing]
-Yeah, right? Right?

442
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:56,067
Look, y'all!
Old people wear Yeezys, too! Old!

443
00:21:01,823 --> 00:21:03,074
Dad, can we talk?

444
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,495
Yeah. 'Sup?

445
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:12,083
I've been talking with Zia,
and I just want to say that I'm sorry.

446
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:16,004
In order to be a great father,
you have to have patience.

447
00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:18,923
Brian, enough with all
that PSA shit! It's your turn!

448
00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:22,385
Go on.

449
00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:25,179
You were right.

450
00:21:25,263 --> 00:21:27,598
I do need to be more careful with boys.

451
00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:30,852
Just because I know my intentions,
doesn't mean I know theirs.

452
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,895
Are y'all gonna talk the whole game,

453
00:21:32,979 --> 00:21:35,231
or do I have to go get my Walkman?

454
00:21:36,691 --> 00:21:38,943
Dad, I'm trying to be
someone that you can trust,

455
00:21:39,027 --> 00:21:40,945
and I know that I have to earn that.

456
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:42,864
And what the hell is a Walkman?

457
00:21:42,947 --> 00:21:45,116
I'm sorry, I guess I'm old.

458
00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:47,869
I guess now all you young people
got that Discman.

459
00:21:49,996 --> 00:21:53,499
If there's anything that I've learned
about this journey of parenting,

460
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,793
it's that, you know, trust is earned.

461
00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:57,045
-But love is tough.
-Yeah.

462
00:21:57,128 --> 00:21:58,963
It's tough. And when the tough get going,

463
00:21:59,047 --> 00:22:00,965
we have to toughen up.
We have to toughen our skin.

464
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:03,259
-Tough.
-You have to be tough skin.

465
00:22:03,343 --> 00:22:06,804
You know what I'm saying?
Because the love, when it is in… the side…

466
00:22:06,888 --> 00:22:08,306
-Inside of toughness…
-Yeah.

467
00:22:08,389 --> 00:22:10,183
Because that's when the love gets tough.

468
00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:12,018
'Cause it's tough… It's tough love.

469
00:22:14,979 --> 00:22:16,939
-So, we good?
-[chuckles dopily]

470
00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:18,608
Yeah.

471
00:22:18,691 --> 00:22:20,526
-[Sasha chuckling]
-[Brian exclaiming]

472
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:21,486
[both exclaim]

473
00:22:21,569 --> 00:22:23,571
So is it okay if me
and Zia go to the movies?

474
00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:25,573
Oh, you and Zia to the movies?

475
00:22:25,656 --> 00:22:28,368
Let's see. Let me ask
the greatest father in the world.

476
00:22:28,451 --> 00:22:29,744
[Brian clears his throat]

477
00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,204
Hell, no.

478
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:36,667
Is it okay for these beautiful
children to go to the movies?

479
00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:38,336
Yes, it is.

480
00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:41,672
Whoa. Can he see ghosts? [gasps]

481
00:22:41,756 --> 00:22:44,842
Can you ask my nana what's in her PB&J?

482
00:22:44,926 --> 00:22:47,929
Like, I know that the "P"
stands for "peanut butter,"

483
00:22:48,012 --> 00:22:49,764
but what does the "B" stand for?

484
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:53,017
I know that "B" don't stand for "bright."

485
00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:01,651
[dramatic music playing on screen]

486
00:23:08,074 --> 00:23:09,242
[softly] Hey. What's up?

487
00:23:10,493 --> 00:23:12,078
-Want some?
-Sure.