1 00:00:12,283 --> 00:00:13,451 [Willie grunting] 2 00:00:13,534 --> 00:00:16,620 Pops, you're 100 years old, you still don't know how to tie your tie? 3 00:00:16,704 --> 00:00:17,872 Boy, shut up. 4 00:00:17,955 --> 00:00:20,458 I usually wear a clip-on but I used that to hold my joint, 5 00:00:20,541 --> 00:00:22,168 now I can't find the damn thing. 6 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:23,627 [vocalizing] 7 00:00:23,711 --> 00:00:25,171 Uh, what exactly is going on? 8 00:00:25,254 --> 00:00:27,173 It is Hotlanta. Why you got that wrap on? 9 00:00:27,256 --> 00:00:29,967 [in gruff voice] Today's the day I'm doing my big solo at church. 10 00:00:30,051 --> 00:00:31,635 Gotta make sure my voice is warmed up. 11 00:00:32,344 --> 00:00:35,181 Why you talking like that? You sound like Louis Armstrong. 12 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,850 [riffs in a gruff voice] 13 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:39,393 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 14 00:00:41,604 --> 00:00:42,938 Morning, everybody. 15 00:00:43,022 --> 00:00:44,648 I know today's your big day, Chelsea, 16 00:00:44,732 --> 00:00:48,110 so I stopped by the store to get you a few things to help you coat your throat. 17 00:00:48,194 --> 00:00:50,571 -What is it? -I brought you what Carrie Underwood uses 18 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:52,281 before every concert. 19 00:00:52,364 --> 00:00:56,410 Lemon, honey, cayenne pepper… 20 00:00:57,453 --> 00:01:00,831 and a small vial of saliva from a Brazilian tree frog. 21 00:01:01,415 --> 00:01:03,125 [clears throat] I don't want that. 22 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:06,921 Uh-uh-uh! Why are you in your pajamas when we're getting ready for church? 23 00:01:07,004 --> 00:01:08,923 Yeah, about that. 24 00:01:09,006 --> 00:01:10,716 I think I'mma pass on church this week. 25 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,094 I don't know where you're getting all this from. 26 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:15,096 I'mma tell you right now. Everybody under… 27 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,723 [all] …this roof goes to church. 28 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:21,852 Yeah, everybody but me, 'cause I don't really believe in God. 29 00:01:21,936 --> 00:01:23,312 [all exclaiming] 30 00:01:24,438 --> 00:01:26,023 -Daddy! Dad, don't go into the light! -Pops! Pops! 31 00:01:27,149 --> 00:01:29,443 Did the baby say something about the devil? 32 00:01:30,611 --> 00:01:32,071 [Willie breathing heavily] All right… 33 00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:34,657 What're you talking about? You don't believe in God? 34 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:37,660 Come on, Dad. There are so many different religions. 35 00:01:37,743 --> 00:01:40,496 I mean, how can you believe that yours is the only one 36 00:01:40,579 --> 00:01:42,081 that can get you into heaven? 37 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:44,333 -What? -You guys don't seriously believe 38 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:47,461 in an old white guy living up in the sky wearing a toga, do you? 39 00:01:47,545 --> 00:01:50,589 I got an old Black man with a white beard living in my pool house. 40 00:01:50,673 --> 00:01:52,299 -What's up? -You better watch your tone 41 00:01:52,383 --> 00:01:53,259 and hold her down. 42 00:01:53,342 --> 00:01:55,761 -I'm about throw this holy water! -[exclaiming] 43 00:01:55,845 --> 00:01:57,555 Pops, that's tap water. 44 00:01:57,638 --> 00:02:00,641 Tap water. Spring water. Holy water. I don't care. 45 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:02,518 We gotta wash this devil outta her. 46 00:02:04,562 --> 00:02:07,731 I gotta put this holy water on me, I believe she got the Devil on me. 47 00:02:08,649 --> 00:02:11,235 Sasha, do I need to check your temperature? 48 00:02:11,318 --> 00:02:12,862 Since when don't you believe in God? 49 00:02:12,945 --> 00:02:16,448 Since preachers started making more than basketball players. 50 00:02:16,532 --> 00:02:19,326 Now the question is, why do you all believe in God? 51 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,287 Uh… Uh… Uh… 52 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:22,830 Pops, you go first. 53 00:02:22,913 --> 00:02:23,747 Uh… 54 00:02:24,832 --> 00:02:25,708 I, uh… 55 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:26,876 Wait a minute. 56 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:29,962 I believe I can fly. 57 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:31,797 Shit, I can't say that. 58 00:02:31,881 --> 00:02:33,549 I ain't gotta explain my faith to you. 59 00:02:33,632 --> 00:02:35,050 You see? 60 00:02:35,134 --> 00:02:38,554 None of you can give me one good reason as to why I should go to church. 61 00:02:38,637 --> 00:02:40,514 Plus, I haven't been in a while. 62 00:02:40,598 --> 00:02:43,100 I know you haven't been in a while, but Black people… 63 00:02:43,601 --> 00:02:47,771 We Black people, and Black-associated people… 64 00:02:49,773 --> 00:02:51,233 we go to church. 65 00:02:51,317 --> 00:02:53,402 And you ain't been till you've been to this church. 66 00:02:53,485 --> 00:02:55,529 Well, what kind of Black church is it? 67 00:02:55,613 --> 00:02:58,824 Is it a megachurch/concert/churchella? 68 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:00,284 No. It's intimate. 69 00:03:00,367 --> 00:03:01,952 -Oh, hallelujah. -It's personal. 70 00:03:02,036 --> 00:03:04,496 -It's… -Church, God damn it! 71 00:03:06,415 --> 00:03:08,792 ♪ We can laugh, we can hang But don't embarrass me ♪ 72 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:12,630 ♪ Please don't say the wrong thing Dad, don't embarrass me again ♪ 73 00:03:12,713 --> 00:03:15,424 ♪ We can dance, we can joke But don't embarrass me ♪ 74 00:03:16,008 --> 00:03:18,636 ♪ Don't embarrass me Please, Dad, don't embarrass me ♪ 75 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:21,513 ♪ I know that you mean well But don't be so foul ♪ 76 00:03:21,597 --> 00:03:24,642 ♪ When I'm hangin' with my friends Please don't be actin' wild ♪ 77 00:03:25,309 --> 00:03:26,977 ♪ Dad, don't you embarrass me ♪ 78 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,689 And now, starting at preacher, 79 00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:33,192 a six-foot evangelist like you've never seen before… 80 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:36,528 -Amen. -…introducing your preacher, 81 00:03:36,612 --> 00:03:42,076 Reverend Sweet Tee! 82 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:43,619 [all cheering] 83 00:03:43,702 --> 00:03:45,246 [upbeat music playing] 84 00:04:16,235 --> 00:04:17,486 [all] Pray! 85 00:04:19,738 --> 00:04:21,073 [all] Pray! 86 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:24,702 Hallelujah! 87 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:26,412 -Hallelujah! -[all] Amen! 88 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:28,789 First of all, I liked… 89 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:31,333 yellin' honor to God… 90 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,752 -[all] Amen. -…and to Jesus. 91 00:04:33,836 --> 00:04:37,214 -Yes, I know him. I know him. I know him. -[scattered cheering] 92 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:38,924 ♪ To my people ♪ 93 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:40,592 ♪ To my flock ♪ 94 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:42,636 ♪ To the money ♪ 95 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,305 ♪ Don't let it stop ♪ 96 00:04:44,388 --> 00:04:46,140 -♪ To the window ♪ -♪ Window… ♪ 97 00:04:46,223 --> 00:04:47,099 ♪ To the wall ♪ 98 00:04:47,766 --> 00:04:50,477 ♪ Till the sweat drop down my balls ♪ 99 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:53,147 Good God almighty! 100 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:57,484 -It's a tough job. -[deacon] Yes! 101 00:04:58,277 --> 00:05:01,113 Bringing you the bread of Jesus Christ is a tough job, 102 00:05:01,196 --> 00:05:02,948 but somebody has got to do it! 103 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:04,158 [all agreeing indistinctly] 104 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:05,492 [upbeat music playing] 105 00:05:07,953 --> 00:05:09,246 Hallelujah! 106 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:11,081 [unintelligible] 107 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:14,501 -Preach on, Preacher. Yeah. Amen. -Mmm! Eye contact. 108 00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:17,963 Now, I heard there was a videotape running around with me at the strip club. 109 00:05:18,047 --> 00:05:20,674 -But I was there for the chicken, Deacon. -You sure were. 110 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:23,177 Lou Williams was there for the lemon pepper, 111 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,137 and I was there for the WAP! 112 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:27,765 That's right. The wap-ba-ba-loobop wings! 113 00:05:27,848 --> 00:05:29,016 Say that. 114 00:05:29,099 --> 00:05:30,559 That's why I was on my knees. 115 00:05:30,642 --> 00:05:32,102 I was kneeling onstage 116 00:05:32,186 --> 00:05:34,980 so the WAP sauce wouldn't get on my pants. 117 00:05:35,064 --> 00:05:38,942 Because we don't need WAP sauce on your pants. 118 00:05:39,026 --> 00:05:40,736 -Say that with me. WAP sauce… -[all] "WAP sauce…" 119 00:05:40,819 --> 00:05:43,113 -…on your pants! -"…on your pants!" 120 00:05:44,073 --> 00:05:45,949 That's why some of my choir has fled 121 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:49,078 and some of my flock has gone to another nest. 122 00:05:49,661 --> 00:05:53,040 He must be talking about Cheech and Thongs over there on Peachtree. 123 00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:53,957 Mmm-hmm. 124 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,377 -Best breasts in town. -Pops! 125 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,587 -Hey, I'm talking about the chicken. -Mmm-hmm. 126 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,172 [chuckles] 127 00:06:00,255 --> 00:06:03,675 -And what're you doing? -Watching the reverend on Worldstar. 128 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:05,844 -He got a million views. -[scoffs] 129 00:06:06,512 --> 00:06:08,055 -[Reverend Sweet Tee] It's gon' be hot! -[mumbles] 130 00:06:10,224 --> 00:06:13,644 The Spirit has shown me that there's someone here who has questions. 131 00:06:14,228 --> 00:06:17,356 This holistic flower that is sitting here with her phone. 132 00:06:18,732 --> 00:06:22,653 I was alerted to you. Why don't you come on up and speak to the church? 133 00:06:22,736 --> 00:06:24,071 [indistinct murmurs] 134 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,034 [sighs] 135 00:06:29,118 --> 00:06:31,662 I want you to know that you are in good hands 136 00:06:31,745 --> 00:06:34,331 because this is the greatest house ever built. 137 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:36,792 I think this is the greatest hustle on Earth. 138 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:37,918 [all exclaim] 139 00:06:38,627 --> 00:06:41,130 -What're you doin'? -Lord have mercy. 140 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:43,757 Let the little heathen speak. Say what you gotta say. 141 00:06:43,841 --> 00:06:46,802 I'm just saying that this whole church thing is a scam, 142 00:06:46,885 --> 00:06:49,138 and all y'all seem to care about is cold, hard cash. 143 00:06:49,221 --> 00:06:51,682 That's not true. We take Cash App, we take Venmo, 144 00:06:51,765 --> 00:06:54,184 we take Foot Locker gift cards. 145 00:06:54,268 --> 00:06:56,061 Glory to God. 146 00:06:56,145 --> 00:07:00,149 And as the good book of Sam Jackson asked, "What's in your wallet?" 147 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:01,525 A hundred dollars! 148 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,740 I see what's going on here. This child here needs her spirituality 149 00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:09,700 chin-checked. 150 00:07:09,783 --> 00:07:10,784 [all agreeing indistinctly] 151 00:07:10,868 --> 00:07:13,745 And the only way to do that is to sing the devil out of her bones. 152 00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:17,124 As I look into my flock, I see my favorite chicken. 153 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:19,418 Chelsea, come on up. 154 00:07:19,501 --> 00:07:21,336 Come on up and cluck for Jesus. 155 00:07:22,421 --> 00:07:24,840 Amen. 156 00:07:24,923 --> 00:07:27,926 Cluck for Jesus. Cluck for Jesus! 157 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:31,263 Listen, I want you to sing from your heart. 158 00:07:31,346 --> 00:07:34,683 And she sings better than the step-cousin of Mahalia Jackson. 159 00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:36,894 Let the Lord use you, Chelsea. 160 00:07:36,977 --> 00:07:38,520 [all] Amen! 161 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:39,855 [clears throat] 162 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:42,316 [sings off-key] 163 00:07:42,399 --> 00:07:43,400 Oh, Lord. 164 00:07:43,484 --> 00:07:45,444 [clears throat] I got it. I got it. 165 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:48,197 [sings off-key] 166 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:53,410 -Mmm! -Lord. 167 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:58,707 Sometimes God giveth, this time God taketh her voice away. 168 00:08:03,128 --> 00:08:05,672 [Sasha] See? I told y'all church was whack. 169 00:08:06,465 --> 00:08:09,468 Sasha, you need to stop talking about church like that. 170 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,178 It's just blasphemous. 171 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:12,888 Dad, come on. 172 00:08:12,971 --> 00:08:14,973 I mean, they even have a church app. 173 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:18,268 Here's a list of different preachers that charge a monthly subscription. 174 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:19,978 Yo, check this guy out. 175 00:08:20,062 --> 00:08:21,980 Reverend Chucky Change. 176 00:08:22,064 --> 00:08:24,358 Reverend Chucky Change 177 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:25,943 has a question for you. 178 00:08:26,026 --> 00:08:30,697 Now, does it make sense for me to travel in that metal tube 179 00:08:30,781 --> 00:08:32,449 with all them demons? 180 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:34,952 Or does it make more sense 181 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:37,454 for me to fly like a free bird 182 00:08:37,996 --> 00:08:39,957 in the friendly skies of God 183 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:43,418 in my brand-new… Wait for it, Mama. 184 00:08:43,502 --> 00:08:45,796 G… Not three, not four, 185 00:08:45,879 --> 00:08:47,381 but five. 186 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:49,967 [hesitating] He needs a private jet 187 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,802 so he can get the prayers closer to heaven. 188 00:08:51,885 --> 00:08:54,304 Wow, they have really brainwashed you. 189 00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:57,599 They have not brainwashed me. It is about Jesus. 190 00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,351 Well, my Jesus is yoga. 191 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:00,435 Oh! 192 00:09:00,519 --> 00:09:01,770 Pops, don't pass out. 193 00:09:02,521 --> 00:09:07,359 I mean, come on. Yoga is, like, where I find my spirituality, my salvation. 194 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:08,986 [speaking Sanskrit] 195 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:10,737 Your salvation? 196 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,117 Has this yoga ever parted the Red Seas or led the Jews out of Egypt? 197 00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:18,912 Has your yoga ever hung on a cross on Friday, 198 00:09:18,996 --> 00:09:21,790 rose on Sunday and then had Easter bunnies? 199 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,293 There are no Easter bunnies in the Bible. 200 00:09:24,376 --> 00:09:26,962 There were two on the ark, Roger and Jessica. 201 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:30,007 Come on, Dad. 202 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:32,467 Yoga really helps me work through some stuff. 203 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:33,760 I went to church. 204 00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:35,304 Why can't y'all try yoga? 205 00:09:35,387 --> 00:09:37,347 Didn't you say you wanted us to bond more? 206 00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:39,224 Damn it. 207 00:09:39,308 --> 00:09:41,602 I hate it when she uses my words against me. 208 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:44,730 But you know what? I am the daddy in this situation, 209 00:09:44,813 --> 00:09:48,483 and I'll be damned if I go to some hot yoga. 210 00:09:49,484 --> 00:09:50,944 So this is it. 211 00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:52,321 I'll see you guys inside. 212 00:09:53,363 --> 00:09:57,284 I don't know how I let this girl talk me into coming into this whack-ass yoga. 213 00:09:57,367 --> 00:10:00,287 -Because you're weak, boy. -Then why are you here? 214 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,955 I'll give you two reasons. 215 00:10:02,039 --> 00:10:03,332 Hello, ladies. 216 00:10:03,415 --> 00:10:06,001 Y'all need help stretching out your third eye? 217 00:10:10,505 --> 00:10:12,215 Namaskar, yogis. 218 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:15,469 Today, we're grounding through the root chakra. 219 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:20,432 We're gonna be one with Mother Earth. Muladhara, opening up the chakras. 220 00:10:20,515 --> 00:10:22,809 All we have is here and now. The present moment. 221 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:25,479 And I sense so many angels in this room. 222 00:10:26,063 --> 00:10:28,190 [whispers] See? She said "angels." 223 00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:29,441 What about Jesus? 224 00:10:32,569 --> 00:10:36,531 In the next 60 minutes, yogis, your body is going to be going through a lot. 225 00:10:36,615 --> 00:10:39,701 We're going to be releasing the restrictions of society. 226 00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,745 It's perfectly normal if you have to deflate. 227 00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:45,248 In fact… Oh! I just deflated. 228 00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:47,042 [grunts] 229 00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:48,960 Sasha, 230 00:10:49,711 --> 00:10:50,921 did you just deflate? 231 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:51,880 No! 232 00:10:52,589 --> 00:10:55,676 My bad. Them curly fries were kicking. 233 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:00,555 Can you guys please just be quiet? 234 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:02,057 [softly] Fine. 235 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,058 [groans] 236 00:11:03,141 --> 00:11:05,686 What are you talking about? How can you say that? 237 00:11:05,769 --> 00:11:07,729 Tupac is definitely better than Biggie. 238 00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:10,565 Are you crazy? Biggie made big dudes sexy. 239 00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:13,151 Yeah? Well, Tupac made a hologram sexy. 240 00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:15,570 Great! 241 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:17,698 Now Aunt Chelsea and Johnny are here. 242 00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:20,742 There goes my chance of quietly working through some things. 243 00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,703 At least no one knows they're with me. 244 00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:25,247 Hey, Sash, you got room over there for your aunty? 245 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,290 Oh, Lord! 246 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,085 See, she does believe in God. 247 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:44,433 Hey, hey! Sasha, hey. Uh, when is your next yoga class? 248 00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:47,352 I was thinkin' I'd rengay through. 249 00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:49,688 [chuckles nervously] Please don't. 250 00:11:49,771 --> 00:11:52,566 No, I've been working on my new… I call it the cat-cow pose. 251 00:11:52,649 --> 00:11:53,817 [screeches] 252 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,987 Suck in! [screeches] 253 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:57,988 Release. 254 00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:58,905 [meows] 255 00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:01,616 [sighs] This is delicate. 256 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,244 How do you tell your dad that he's an embarrassment 257 00:12:04,327 --> 00:12:06,288 and you never want him at yoga class again? 258 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:12,878 [meows] 259 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:16,298 Dad, you're an embarrassment and I never want you at yoga class again. 260 00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:18,842 Whoa, what's that all about? 261 00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:22,053 -I was doing you a favor. Yeah. -[scoffs] Me a favor? 262 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:24,389 How is humiliating me a favor? 263 00:12:24,473 --> 00:12:27,976 Humiliating? What are you talking about? We were there to support you. 264 00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:29,561 That's what families do. We support. 265 00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:33,106 Well, we look like that family from Black-ish, only broke-ish. 266 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:35,984 Face it. You don't care about anything that's important to me. 267 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,527 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sash, wait a minute. 268 00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:39,905 Where's this coming from? What do you want me to do? 269 00:12:39,988 --> 00:12:42,324 I want you to let me do me. 270 00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:45,118 You can do the whole church thing and I'll do my yoga thing. 271 00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:47,287 You know, Mom used to let me be a free spirit. 272 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:50,290 Listen, Sash, I don't know where all this is coming from, 273 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:55,170 but stretching in a hot room is not going to bring your mom back. 274 00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:56,588 Well, neither is church. 275 00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:58,840 [Brian] What? 276 00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:03,136 What was that all about? 277 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,138 I have no idea. 278 00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:11,061 I think she's having a hard time with her mom being gone. I don't know. 279 00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:14,147 It took you a while to get over your mom passing. 280 00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:17,818 Yeah, but when my mom passed, 281 00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:20,237 I would go to church because it would give me comfort. 282 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,948 And now she says she doesn't believe in God. 283 00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:25,617 I can't let these Black neighbors know she don't believe in God. 284 00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:28,286 Brian, if you lost your mom at such a young age, 285 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:29,663 you probably wouldn't either. 286 00:13:29,746 --> 00:13:30,622 Yeah. 287 00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:34,584 Look, sometimes it's that very same heartache that leads you to God. 288 00:13:36,002 --> 00:13:39,172 It's simple. She has got to go through it to get to it. 289 00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:41,258 I'm gonna say this. 290 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,927 One day, you are going to make a great mom. 291 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,053 Oh. 292 00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:46,847 Well, I got to make a great wife first. 293 00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:06,783 [gasps] Oh! Sasha. Namaste. 294 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:08,702 Class doesn't start for another 15 minutes. 295 00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:10,412 Yeah, I'm a little bit early. 296 00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:12,247 -Just needed some time to think. -Okay. 297 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,999 Wait, my family isn't here, right? 298 00:14:14,082 --> 00:14:15,959 None of them are present at this time. 299 00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,921 I sense a lot of red in your aura. 300 00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:22,299 I'm okay. 301 00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:25,010 You know, we hold a lot of emotions in our hips. 302 00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:27,888 As our goddess Shakira would say, our hips don't lie. 303 00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:31,057 Why don't we do some hip openers and talk about it? 304 00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:39,900 Well, it's just… I'm not really into the whole church thing. 305 00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:43,695 And my dad's trying to make me believe in something that doesn't make sense to me. 306 00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:46,156 -You mean like God? -Yeah. 307 00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:49,826 I did not believe in God until I met my pastor. 308 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:53,622 My dad's pastor is not the normal pastor, okay? 309 00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:54,581 He's… 310 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,001 I really don't know how to describe him. 311 00:14:58,084 --> 00:15:00,295 I guess you just have to see him to believe it. 312 00:15:00,378 --> 00:15:01,671 Namaste! 313 00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:04,966 Namaste, Pastor. 314 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,802 [Reverend Sweet Tee] Mmm… Mmm… Mmm! 315 00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:09,846 Wait, Reverend Sweet Tee? 316 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,222 You two know each other? 317 00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:13,016 Of course, this is my little… 318 00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:15,977 -Yogi Bear. -Yogi Bear. 319 00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:16,978 [both growl] 320 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,481 -[scoffs] Y'all can't be serious. -[Reverend Sweet Tee] Yeah. 321 00:15:19,564 --> 00:15:22,442 -Am I being punk'd? -No. 322 00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:24,361 Reverend Sweet Tee, you do yoga? 323 00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:27,489 I've been doing yoga 'cause my lower back is givin' me problems. 324 00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:28,573 Get some Reiki going. 325 00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,992 Ever since I fell off stage at the Essence Festival. 326 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:35,455 I just didn't think yoga and church mix. 327 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:38,583 Of course they do. Yoga and Jesus go hand in hand. 328 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,753 In fact, I'm teaching a hot yoga class with prayer on Tuesdays. 329 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:43,713 Mmm-hmm, that's my favorite class. 330 00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:45,048 You've got to understand, 331 00:15:45,131 --> 00:15:47,842 it don't matter if it's yoga or if it's God. 332 00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:51,054 It don't matter if you're church-hopping, club-hopping or IHOP-ing. 333 00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:54,474 Just as long as you keep God first. It worked for Cardi B. 334 00:15:54,557 --> 00:15:55,517 Okurrr. 335 00:15:57,811 --> 00:16:00,689 It's all about The Notorious G.O.D. 336 00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:02,649 -Godastamaste. -Godastamaste. 337 00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:05,193 Wow. 338 00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:06,987 I think I get it. 339 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,656 Well, why don't we get into downward doggy style? 340 00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:11,324 -Shall we? -Yes. 341 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:12,742 And let me get my mat. 342 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,537 It's all about the money, 343 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,206 and ain't a Holy Spirit funny. 344 00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:23,712 Wait a minute, Pops, you look sharp. Where'd you get that suit? 345 00:16:23,795 --> 00:16:27,298 This is part of Bishop T.D. Jakes' Heavenly Collection. 346 00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:28,466 [Brian] Hmm! 347 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:29,926 [both chuckle] 348 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,511 [hesitates] Well, hey, Sash. 349 00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:32,804 -How you doing? -Hey. 350 00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:36,516 -Ah, that's right, church on Sundays. -[Brian] Yeah. 351 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:38,810 I know you guys want me to go, so I'll go get dressed. 352 00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:41,521 No. You're good. Don't you have to go to yoga? 353 00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:43,440 [both] Om. 354 00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:48,111 Well, not until, like, after 3:00. 355 00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:51,239 Let's go now so we can get some cinnamon rolls on the way! 356 00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:54,743 Oh, you guys are gonna get cinnamon rolls? You know, I like cinnamon rolls. 357 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:57,704 Don't they have a Cinnabon next to your little yoga spot? 358 00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:59,789 Yeah, but it's not the same. 359 00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:02,709 We'll bring you back one. It might be a little stale. 360 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,462 But at least you can't say we didn't bring you nothing. 361 00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,380 It'll only take me a couple of minutes. 362 00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:10,550 Nah. You know, it's just more blessings for us, you know. 363 00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:13,219 I hope that reverend doesn't keep us there all day, 364 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:16,014 'cause I made reservations at the HomeTown Buffet. 365 00:17:16,097 --> 00:17:20,185 That picked-over bread pudding is to die for. 366 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:23,063 The bread pudding is spiritual. 367 00:17:23,146 --> 00:17:25,106 -Ama-taste-aste. -Ama-taste-aste. 368 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:28,151 Om. 369 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,407 Hey, Sasha. 370 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:36,868 Did your family leave already? I was hoping to catch a ride 371 00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:39,704 because Reverend Sweet Tee charges $25 for parking. 372 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,374 Yeah, they just left. If you hurry, you can catch 'em. 373 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:46,920 Oh, okay. Well… Hey, are you okay? 374 00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:48,421 How come you didn't go to church? 375 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:53,176 -I don't really want to talk about it. -Hey, you can talk to me. 376 00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:58,223 I just don't understand why God would take my mom away. 377 00:17:59,307 --> 00:18:00,517 Oh… 378 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,812 Oh, honey, I know why it would feel like that. 379 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:06,731 Oh, here, sit. 380 00:18:09,943 --> 00:18:13,696 It's just, we used to go to church every Sunday, 381 00:18:15,031 --> 00:18:19,619 and I thought that if I prayed sincerely, I'd get what I needed. 382 00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:24,040 So then when my mom got sick, I prayed for her to get better. 383 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,001 God didn't answer my prayer. 384 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:30,171 So that's why I think church is all a scam. 385 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:32,590 Let me ask you something. 386 00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:35,593 You sometimes hear your mom speaking to you? 387 00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:38,054 -[shakily] Yes. -Yes. 388 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,974 That voice in your head, comforting you when you're down? 389 00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:43,184 -Yeah. -Yeah. 390 00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:44,686 That's God, honey. 391 00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:47,772 It's a blessing to be able to hear that voice. 392 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:50,775 And that's why people go to church. Like your family. 393 00:18:51,943 --> 00:18:53,528 It helps them stay connected. 394 00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:58,950 I just wish I had more time with my mom. 395 00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,119 I know. I know, babe. 396 00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:05,081 But this is time for you to cherish with your father. 397 00:19:06,332 --> 00:19:08,334 And as much pork as he eats, 398 00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:09,669 he won't be around that long. 399 00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:15,091 I'm joking. You know. 400 00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:18,761 You know what, Stacy? 401 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:20,555 I think you're right. 402 00:19:21,514 --> 00:19:25,018 -Thank you. I really appreciate the talk. -It's what I'm here for. 403 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:29,063 Now, why don't you throw on some clothes and we'll grab breakfast, huh? 404 00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:30,565 Can we get cinnamon rolls? 405 00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:32,567 Ooh! Yes, I know just the place. 406 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,568 -Go ahead. -Okay. 407 00:19:38,406 --> 00:19:39,949 I appreciate the charitable givers 408 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,118 because we have reached our financial goals. 409 00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:44,287 -Hallelujah! -[all] Hallelujah! 410 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,499 Except for them stankin'-ass Johnson sisters. 411 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:52,712 Yes, I said "ass." Because they say "ass" in the Bible. 412 00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:55,381 The question is… 413 00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:56,925 ♪ Why can't I? ♪ 414 00:19:57,008 --> 00:20:01,679 ♪ Why can't I have a 375-foot yacht? ♪ 415 00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:03,139 ♪ Why can't I? ♪ 416 00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:05,475 ♪ Why can't I? ♪ 417 00:20:05,558 --> 00:20:08,561 ♪ Why can't I have a yacht? ♪ 418 00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:09,687 Hey. 419 00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:13,858 -What are you doing here? -It's Sunday. 420 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:16,069 The family goes to church on Sundays, right? 421 00:20:17,195 --> 00:20:18,696 [Reverend Sweet Tee] Because God is an honorable God… 422 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,614 I'm glad you came. 423 00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:21,658 I'm happy you came, too. 424 00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:24,410 I'd be even happier if you told me you got a pastry in there. 425 00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,621 As a matter of fact, I do. 426 00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:27,747 Mmm-hmm. 427 00:20:28,331 --> 00:20:30,541 -Won't He do it? -[Reverend Sweet Tee] Yes, He will. 428 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,128 And I want to let you know something, brother, I am free from my diabetes. 429 00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:35,713 Save me half of that. 430 00:20:41,386 --> 00:20:44,931 I understand we have someone here today who's lost a loved one. 431 00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:48,977 And I want to let you know something right now, 432 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,231 that the God I serve, He may not come when you want Him, 433 00:20:53,314 --> 00:20:54,732 but, congregation, He's what? He's… 434 00:20:54,816 --> 00:20:57,360 [all] …always right on time. 435 00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,196 This beautiful young flower, please come forward. 436 00:21:07,412 --> 00:21:08,329 Listen… 437 00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:12,292 You spoke in this church a few days ago, 438 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,919 and you rattled some of these members with what you said, 439 00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:18,298 but I feel like something's on your heart today. 440 00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:20,758 Speak from your heart, flower. 441 00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:30,101 I just want to say that I had a lot of deep feelings and confusion 442 00:21:30,184 --> 00:21:31,686 when God took my mom. 443 00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:37,233 [shakily] But I just want to say thank you 444 00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:41,946 to all of you and my family for embracing me 445 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:46,034 so that I could continue to hear that voice… [sniffles] 446 00:21:46,659 --> 00:21:50,788 that's spiritual and from God. 447 00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:52,415 Amen. 448 00:21:52,498 --> 00:21:54,500 [Reverend Sweet Tee crying] 449 00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:02,925 That touched me. It touched me. 450 00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:06,220 I'm Myst… I'm Mystikal, right after he got out of prison. 451 00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:08,473 My retinas are flooded. 452 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:12,727 I could do all the preaching in the world, but not today, 453 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,354 because music heals the soul. 454 00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:17,523 We have my smothered chicken in here today. 455 00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:20,860 Chelsea, come forward and let us hear some of the music, 456 00:22:20,943 --> 00:22:22,320 because music heals the soul. 457 00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:23,488 Come on, sister. 458 00:22:23,571 --> 00:22:27,033 Uh, last week, the Devil had stricken her larynx. 459 00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:30,661 But today, I want her to sing because I know about the King. 460 00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:35,792 Not just the King, James LeBron, but the King on high. 461 00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,543 [all] Amen. 462 00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:38,586 I love you. 463 00:22:38,669 --> 00:22:40,338 Sing from your heart, Chels-esus. 464 00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:42,423 -Yeah. -Amen. 465 00:22:43,049 --> 00:22:44,509 Before you start, before you start, 466 00:22:44,592 --> 00:22:46,594 I've been told, I've been told… 467 00:22:46,677 --> 00:22:47,970 -that the family, right? -[deacon] Yeah. 468 00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:50,181 The family's here and they would like to come up. 469 00:22:50,264 --> 00:22:51,516 Come on up. 470 00:22:58,773 --> 00:23:02,944 ♪ Take me to the King ♪ 471 00:23:03,653 --> 00:23:06,739 ♪ Truth is I'm tired ♪ 472 00:23:07,865 --> 00:23:10,243 ♪ Options are few… ♪ 473 00:23:10,326 --> 00:23:13,621 Stace… [clears throat] I don't know what you said to Sasha, but… 474 00:23:14,455 --> 00:23:16,582 I want to thank you for whatever it was. 475 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,418 Hey. 476 00:23:19,627 --> 00:23:21,379 I can handle a lot of things. 477 00:23:22,672 --> 00:23:25,133 You know, I know that you are an employee of mine, 478 00:23:25,216 --> 00:23:27,802 but I wanna let you know that you're more than that. 479 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,221 You're family. 480 00:23:30,304 --> 00:23:32,014 ♪ But where are you? ♪ 481 00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:33,391 Brian, thank you. 482 00:23:34,475 --> 00:23:35,726 Means a lot to me. 483 00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:41,941 ♪ One touch will change my life ♪ 484 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:44,944 ♪ Take me to the King ♪ 485 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:48,906 ♪ I don't have much to bring ♪ 486 00:23:49,866 --> 00:23:52,535 ♪ My heart is torn in pieces ♪ 487 00:23:52,618 --> 00:23:54,120 [both mouthing] 488 00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:58,249 ♪ It's my offering ♪ 489 00:23:58,332 --> 00:24:02,712 ♪ Take me to the King ♪