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Good evening. I'm so happy to meet you.

2
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I've read my notes on you two, and…

3
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[clears throat] seems like you've been
living together for a little while.

4
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But guess what? I'm here to make sure that
when you two lovebirds leave here today,

5
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that you'll be singing in perfect harmony,

6
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just like Whitney and Bobby!

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[Brian] Mmm.

8
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-Excuse me just a moment.
-[Sasha chuckles]

9
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I know there's a little age cavern,

10
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but don't be afraid
of a little skin-on-skin contact.

11
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[chuckles]

12
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Dad, I think she thinks
we're dating each other.

13
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Impossible.

14
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Please, go on.

15
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I think that the wedge between you two
is coming from a deeper place, Mr. Dixon.

16
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What are you talking about? He's my dad.

17
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You know, calling somebody "Daddy"

18
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can be part of
a bigger sphere of intimacy, baby.

19
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Well, I call this a bunch of bull.

20
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And I call this already paid for.

21
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Zip it.

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Ew!

23
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How did we get here?

24
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My daughter… I don't know
how to connect with her.

25
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I've known you since high school,
and I've known Sasha her whole life.

26
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You know what you two need? Therapy.

27
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-Man, come on.
-No, I got the perfect person.

28
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And I know what you're gonna say.

29
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Black people don't go to therapy.

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[Sasha] My name is Sasha Dixon,
and I live in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Sadly, after my mom passed,

32
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I came to live with my dad,
Brian Dixon, down here in the A.

33
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He inherited his mom's
cosmetics company, BAY Cosmetics,

34
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which stands for "Beverly and Young."

35
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It's a new life for me,

36
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getting reacquainted with my Pops,
my favorite aunty, Chels,

37
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and my embarrassing Daddy.

38
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I really miss my old life.

39
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But, hey, learning to function
in our dysfunctional home

40
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has gotten me to a place
that I never thought I'd end up: therapy.

41
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♪ We can laugh, we can hang
But don't embarrass me ♪

42
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♪ Oh, no ♪

43
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♪ Please don't say the wrong thing
Dad, don't embarrass me again ♪

44
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♪ We can dance, we can joke
But don't embarrass me ♪

45
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♪ Oh, no ♪

46
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♪ Don't embarrass me
Please, Dad, don't embarrass me ♪

47
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♪ I know that you mean well
But don't be so foul ♪

48
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♪ When I'm hangin' with my friends
Please don't be actin' wild ♪

49
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So, tell me more
about this living situation.

50
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Is there anything can be done
to make you feel more…

51
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I don't know, comfortable?

52
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[scoffs] Well, for starters,
my dad makes me really uncomfortable

53
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when he hangs around the thots.

54
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Really?

55
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Tell me more of your thoughts.

56
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Not "thoughts," "thots."

57
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The thots he's seeing.

58
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I don't see my thoughts,
I think my thoughts.

59
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[chuckles]

60
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No, no, no. "Thots."

61
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T-H-O-T. "Those hoes over there."

62
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Oh.

63
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I see.

64
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This is an…

65
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open relationship.

66
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What?

67
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Brian, would you care to…

68
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tell me more about your thots?

69
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[coughs]

70
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I would love to.

71
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-Oh, Brian!
-Yeah.

72
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I just love your beautiful home.

73
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You know, I could just stay here forever.

74
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Oh. You know, get your
pretty feet off my chair.

75
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You know, you can't stay here at all.

76
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You know what?
My daughter, she's coming to live with me.

77
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There is nothing sexier
than a single dad raising a child.

78
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No?

79
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No. When does she get here?

80
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Oh, as a matter of fact, today.

81
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You know… Look, I'm trying
to create a stable household for her.

82
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I can't have women running in and out
of the house and things like that.

83
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I got to get to the airport soon,

84
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and I'm sure that you got somewhere
you gotta be, right?

85
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Right! I sure do.

86
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Right here in this palatial palace.

87
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Now come on. I need a full house tour.

88
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Look, we can't go up there.
I done left drawers all on the floor.

89
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Great minds think alike.

90
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[hesitating] But you work for me!

91
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No, that's… Baby!

92
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-What's in this room?
-It's a bedroom, like any other room.

93
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[squealing] It's so beautiful!

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[Brian] Back in the day,

95
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I would have tried to knock
all the spice off of that jerk chicken.

96
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But I gotta be responsible.
She works for me, for God's sake!

97
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-[chuckles] Your bed is so comfy.
-Yeah.

98
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Yeah, I could just
sleep here all night long.

99
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Please don't.

100
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[giggles]

101
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I just want to show you my appreciation
for making me a BAY model.

102
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Yeah, you know what?
You could also show me appreciation,

103
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you know those gift cards from Popeyes?

104
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Them sandwiches is hard to come by.

105
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Well, actually, I did get you a gift.

106
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Something I think you'll really like.

107
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"Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus,
Numbers, Deuter…"

108
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What is this? Some jeggings?

109
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[laughs] No, silly! They're skinny jeans.

110
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I think they'd look incredible on you.

111
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They would?

112
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Mmm-hmm.

113
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-Ha, thank you.
-No, thank you.

114
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Now, come over here, zaddy.

115
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There's one more way
I want to show you how appreciative I am.

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[grunts]

117
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[imitating Al Pacino] Just when I thought
I was out, they pull me back in.

118
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-[smoke alarm beeping]
-[in normal voice] Saved by the bell.

119
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Hey, uh, listen. I'm gonna go downstairs
and check on the house,

120
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make sure it ain't on fire, okay?

121
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And hold these biker shorts.

122
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I like to interject myself…

123
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Excuse me, baby.

124
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Let me get on in here.

125
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I like to interject myself into the…

126
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the process
that I put my patients through,

127
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and I call this "hands-on therapy."

128
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Some people call it a "threesome," but--

129
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[Sasha] What?

130
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-What?
-She's my daughter!

131
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That's my dad!

132
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Oh.

133
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Well…

134
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Let me blow these candles out, then.

135
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Uh…

136
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I totally got my chakras mixed up.

137
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Misdiagnosed the aura in the room.

138
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I kind of diagnosed that wrong.

139
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-See? We can't even get this right.
-We're supposed to do this.

140
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-No…
-You have to respect me…

141
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This was your idea for coming into
therapy. I didn't want to come here--

142
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-Hey! Hey!
-Black people don't go to therapy!

143
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Listen. All I'm saying is that
I'm trying to connect with my daughter.

144
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Black people don't go to therapy--

145
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I understand.
Black people don't go to therapy.

146
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We also don't mess over money.

147
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But you're here, so let's try something.

148
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I mean, how are you supposed to help us?

149
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-All you know is sex.
-Yeah.

150
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Okay.

151
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Well, as a father and daughter who are
clearly not having sex with each other,

152
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what is wrong with you?
What's the problem with you two?

153
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[Brian] Pops! Pops, what are you doing?

154
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It smells like a Snoop concert down here.

155
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Why can't you be like every other father?
Just get drunk and pass out.

156
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I'm healing my body. This is medicinal.

157
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Yep. I told Pops to chill
now that Sasha's gonna be living with us.

158
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Give me this!

159
00:07:05,696 --> 00:07:07,990
We can't be smoking this stuff
in front of the kids.

160
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You guys should really chill it
with the weed.

161
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You brought it to us, dumbass!

162
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It's not mine.
I got it from the evidence locker.

163
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If we smoke it all up,
ain't gonna be no evidence left.

164
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Besides, you know Sasha's already 15.

165
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You think your daughter
doesn't know what weed is?

166
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It's 2019, for God's sake.

167
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It's 2021, for God's sake.

168
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Goddamn, that's some good shit.

169
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Hey, Manny. Manny, what are you doing?

170
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I'm just checking
the smoke alarms, Mr. Brian.

171
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[smoke alarm beeping]

172
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They work.

173
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[gasps] Speaking of alarms,

174
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I was supposed to respond to
a home invasion, like, a half hour ago.

175
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[scoffs] I'll be right back.

176
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Y'all know Sasha's
supposed to be here in three hours.

177
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-[Sasha] Hello?
-Sasha!

178
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Damn! Those few hours just flew by.

179
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Is it still 2021?

180
00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:02,544
Come on.

181
00:08:02,628 --> 00:08:06,048
My baby's home! Oh, so good to see you.

182
00:08:06,131 --> 00:08:09,051
What are you doing here?
You know you're supposed to land at 9:00.

183
00:08:09,134 --> 00:08:12,179
My flight landed early.
You'd know if you checked your texts.

184
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My texts? Let me check my texts.

185
00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:15,766
If I check the texts, if I…

186
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Thirty-seven missed texts.
I gotta clean this up.

187
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You know what?
You probably texting the landline.

188
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Plus, I'm a grown-ass man.
You gotta call me.

189
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-[Sasha] Aunt Chelsea!
-Hi!

190
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Oh, my gosh!
Look at you, growing up so fast.

191
00:08:32,366 --> 00:08:33,992
You know, I texted you, too.

192
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That was you?

193
00:08:35,244 --> 00:08:38,830
[exclaims] I was like,
"Whose damn number is this?"

194
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But you kept calling, so I had to block
you in case you was a bill collector.

195
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Pops!

196
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I'd hug you
but I don't want to get a contact high.

197
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See? She knows about weed.

198
00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:52,761
Dad, I think
I'm gonna go upstairs and crash.

199
00:08:52,844 --> 00:08:54,263
"Upstairs and crash"?

200
00:08:54,346 --> 00:08:55,806
Wait a minute!

201
00:08:55,889 --> 00:08:59,518
You know what? These bags
are so sturdy, and they slippery as hell.

202
00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:00,602
Look, you know what?

203
00:09:00,686 --> 00:09:03,564
Check to make sure the TSA
didn't take something out your bag.

204
00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:05,482
I gotta go clean up right quick.

205
00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,359
Courtney, we got a code red.

206
00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:09,611
What? What are you…
Where are your clothes?

207
00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:10,821
On the floor somewhere.

208
00:09:10,904 --> 00:09:12,447
Why don't you put 'em on?

209
00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:15,367
Okay, listen, a meeting just came up,
so I gotta go.

210
00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:16,702
I gotta get you out of here.

211
00:09:16,785 --> 00:09:19,538
As a matter of fact,
why don't you go out the window?

212
00:09:19,621 --> 00:09:20,581
[Courtney] What?

213
00:09:20,664 --> 00:09:22,249
Please just go out the window.

214
00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:24,543
-Look, you like to play games, right?
-Yeah.

215
00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:28,922
Why don't we play tie the sheets together,
and we play prison break? Huh?

216
00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:32,676
I don't know what you're talking about,
but go to your meeting.

217
00:09:32,759 --> 00:09:34,219
I'll be here waiting for you.

218
00:09:34,303 --> 00:09:36,179
-No, baby, you gotta go.
-No, you gotta stay.

219
00:09:36,263 --> 00:09:38,098
-[Brian] No, you gotta go.
-You gotta stay.

220
00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:39,975
-[Brian] No, you gotta go.
-Dad, I need some towels!

221
00:09:44,104 --> 00:09:45,606
And she needs some clothes.

222
00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:47,482
No, Sash. We're… We was…

223
00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:50,736
She works for me.
She's just working for me right now.

224
00:09:57,409 --> 00:10:02,372
Tell me, how did it make you feel, baby,
to find Daddy in a compromising position?

225
00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:06,043
Not happy at first. Then I figured
it would be nice to know someone

226
00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,753
young enough to have a TikTok account.

227
00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:10,797
Sasha, I'm not gonna
go over this anymore. I am not seeing her.

228
00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:14,134
And you watch your sauciness
in your voice, okay? I'm your father.

229
00:10:14,217 --> 00:10:16,303
[chuckles] "Father" or babysitter?

230
00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:19,139
Yes, yes. Let's explore that.

231
00:10:19,222 --> 00:10:21,642
You feel like your father's
not invested in your life?

232
00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:25,145
Exactly. You know,
I feel like I'm never a priority for him.

233
00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:26,188
What?

234
00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:27,939
[singing indistinctly]

235
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:42,371
-[exclaims] Jesus!
-I thought you was trying to battle, girl.

236
00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:44,081
What are you even doing here?

237
00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:45,916
I just got through dropping off Courtney.

238
00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:48,960
Oh, good.
You got her back before her curfew.

239
00:10:49,544 --> 00:10:53,215
Funny. What was you listening to?
Some Beyoncé? Some Jay-Z?

240
00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:54,841
[imitating Jay-Z] It's crazy.
It's the ROC.

241
00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:57,344
Started out of Marcy Projects. [chuckles]

242
00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:01,014
No. I was listening to J Balvin.

243
00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:02,516
He's my favorite artist.

244
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:05,310
[in normal voice] Yes.
J Balvin in the hizzouse.

245
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:08,271
[chuckles] J. My good old boy, J.

246
00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:13,068
-You have no idea who that is, do you?
-Yes, I do not.

247
00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:16,530
Look, I was thinking, this weekend, Sash,

248
00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:18,949
how about we go to
the happiest place on Earth?

249
00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:21,993
Or as I call it, the mouse in the hizzou…

250
00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:23,078
[exclaims]

251
00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:27,124
-Damn.
-Please! Disney World is for kids.

252
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:29,751
And by the way,
last time you cried on Space Mountain.

253
00:11:29,835 --> 00:11:33,255
I ain't cry. The kid in the front had
a churro and popped me in my eye.

254
00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:34,923
Are we still rolling with that?

255
00:11:35,882 --> 00:11:38,927
Anyway, look, we can go
anywhere you want to go, all right?

256
00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,929
We hang out. Except for Twin Peaks.

257
00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:43,014
Courtney's mom works there,
late-night shift.

258
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,436
Well, what about
that sushi place we used to go to?

259
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:48,895
Hmm, I don't know about the sushi.

260
00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:51,189
Remember last time?
You had the food poisoning.

261
00:11:51,273 --> 00:11:52,649
You know, you had the bubbles.

262
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,985
The whole bathroom
was like a Jackson Pollock.

263
00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:58,071
I mean, it wasn't that bad.

264
00:11:59,406 --> 00:12:02,159
And plus, those sweaty palms
nursed me back to health.

265
00:12:02,242 --> 00:12:04,870
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Come on, we can go tomorrow night.

266
00:12:04,953 --> 00:12:06,204
No, can't go tomorrow.

267
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:10,292
We're having a little pop-up for BAY,
for the investors, trying to get money.

268
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:13,378
We're going to have soda pop, Pop-Tarts,
Pops is gonna be there.

269
00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:14,588
It's gonna be popping.

270
00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:17,674
And you're an intern,
so you need to get there and pop it off.

271
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:20,469
Right. Work comes first.

272
00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:22,596
No, I'm not saying that.

273
00:12:23,138 --> 00:12:25,140
What I'm saying is…

274
00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:27,893
how about we go,
do our thing there at the pop-up,

275
00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:30,353
and then dip off
and go to the sushi restaurant?

276
00:12:30,437 --> 00:12:33,523
Only this time, if you're feeling sick,
know what you're supposed to do?

277
00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:36,151
I know.
Make a big scene so dinner's on the house.

278
00:12:36,234 --> 00:12:37,068
[Brian] Yeah.

279
00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:40,030
If you followed my lead,
if you would've fell in Dave & Buster's,

280
00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:42,783
Dave & Buster's would be
Sasha's & Brian right now.

281
00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:51,541
-[scoffs] Dad, hurry up!
-[Brian] I'm coming!

282
00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:56,713
[groans]

283
00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:57,714
What you…

284
00:12:57,798 --> 00:12:59,716
-Oh, hell, no!
-Oh, hell, no!

285
00:13:01,259 --> 00:13:02,636
What are you wearing?

286
00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:06,306
What do you mean, what am I wearing?
I'm wearing the latest skinny jean.

287
00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:08,767
Those jeans aren't skinny,
they're starving.

288
00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:10,560
They fit. I've just got to break them in.

289
00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:12,938
What are you talking about?
Look at your dress.

290
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:15,232
That dress should have came
with a pregnancy scare.

291
00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:19,319
Hey, hey, hey. Don't.
Hey, don't film… Don't film me.

292
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,780
Don't film me. Sash. Huh?

293
00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,824
I'm gonna put this on my TikTok.

294
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:25,367
Put this on TikTok?

295
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:26,660
[exclaims]

296
00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,955
Oh, my God. Dad, are you okay?

297
00:13:30,038 --> 00:13:31,414
Baby, I'm not.

298
00:13:31,998 --> 00:13:33,708
[groans]

299
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:36,628
Just know that
you're gonna be an only child.

300
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:38,964
-Let's just get to the party.
-Okay.

301
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:41,299
[grunts] Sash?

302
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:43,051
Sash?

303
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:45,846
I need a little help, Sash.

304
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:47,639
Sash?

305
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:54,396
Playa, welcome to BAY pop-up.

306
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:57,399
Pop-up? This looks more like
a little get-together to me.

307
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,401
When the other people gonna pop up?

308
00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:03,780
It hasn't started yet. Plus, a pop-up
just refers to a temporary location.

309
00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:04,906
All right. Okay.

310
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,117
Yeah, I think something just popped up.

311
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,536
Excuse me, snowflake?

312
00:14:09,619 --> 00:14:11,037
Cottontail?

313
00:14:11,121 --> 00:14:14,249
Listen, would you like to buy me a drink?

314
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,877
-Pops still got it, man.
-Brian.

315
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,628
-Hey!
-Stace. [exclaims]

316
00:14:19,421 --> 00:14:21,798
-Hi… Sasha!
-[Sasha] Hi!

317
00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,258
Oh, it's been so long.

318
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:25,218
Why is your dad wearing your jeans?

319
00:14:25,302 --> 00:14:28,179
Oh. No, those are way
too small to be mine.

320
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:30,932
Hey, Bri-Bri!

321
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:33,685
Oh! Hey. How are you doing?

322
00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:36,855
You look so snatched
in those jeans I got you.

323
00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:38,523
Yeah. I mean, I don't… It's…

324
00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:41,109
This is crazy,
but I'm just trying to stay tight.

325
00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:42,903
Look, there's Stacy.

326
00:14:42,986 --> 00:14:44,321
-Hi.
-Stacy, this is Courtney.

327
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:47,324
Stacy is the key to all this.
She's the backbone of BAY.

328
00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:49,993
She put all this together.
Oh! I hear my music.

329
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:53,121
There goes that old-school music.
That's my song right there.

330
00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:54,497
[scatting]

331
00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:55,624
Yo, Sash…

332
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:58,043
[exclaims] Get this on your TikTok.

333
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,712
I don't want to lose any followers.

334
00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:02,380
Your dad is so cute.

335
00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:04,591
Puppies are cute.

336
00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:05,842
He's embarrassing.

337
00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:07,010
[laughs]

338
00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:12,891
Well, you know,
my son does run this whole company.

339
00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:15,352
And I am his daddy,
so, when you think about it,

340
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,312
all of this is really 'cause of me.

341
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:20,148
Nothing?

342
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:22,984
All right, let me reload,
try to shoot again.

343
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,319
You know, um…

344
00:15:24,402 --> 00:15:26,321
I'm also Justin Bieber's daddy.

345
00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:29,783
Oh, my God. I knew he sounded mixed.

346
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:31,117
Right? [chuckles]

347
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:33,036
-He took his mama's last name, though.
-No.

348
00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:35,121
But I don't like to brag. [shushes]

349
00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:37,499
[both giggling]

350
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:41,503
What in the
double-stuffed Oreos is going on here?

351
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,630
Oh. We're roleplaying.

352
00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:45,465
She's about to depants the police.

353
00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:46,675
[both] Shut up, Johnny!

354
00:15:47,384 --> 00:15:49,469
Look, I came in here
to get my business cards,

355
00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:52,138
not to find you
giving my sister the business.

356
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:54,307
Well, you said it was a pop-up.

357
00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:57,894
I thought y'all hated each other.

358
00:15:57,978 --> 00:15:59,229
We do.

359
00:16:00,146 --> 00:16:02,023
But that's what makes it so hot.

360
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,943
Brian? Matt's here with the investors and…

361
00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:07,445
-Yeah, I know.
-What did I just walk into?

362
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:09,823
A private moment
no one was supposed to see.

363
00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:12,409
-Got it.
-I'll be out there in a sec.

364
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:15,161
Well, nice knowing you, Johnny.
She's like a black widow.

365
00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:17,038
When she's done with her partner,

366
00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:18,164
she eats 'em.

367
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,501
-What?
-Relax.

368
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:26,172
[Brian] Cash Money Matt.
What up, baby?

369
00:16:26,256 --> 00:16:28,883
Good to see you.
Hey, look, lemme ask you something.

370
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,928
Whatever happened to that
blond girl you used to hang out with?

371
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:33,805
-She set everything on fire…
-Yeah.

372
00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:35,765
-What happened to that psycho?
-Trish?

373
00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:37,642
-Yeah, Trish.
-We got married.

374
00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:40,937
You know what? I knew you guys
were crazy about each other.

375
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:43,064
-I knew that was your soulmate.
-Yeah.

376
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,983
I am excited to meet the investors.

377
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:48,611
Great, 'cause they're over there.
From Korea, and excited about this pop-up.

378
00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:51,322
They want to go to dinner later
to talk about the details--

379
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:55,160
Sorry, but unfortunately
Brian already has a dinner appointment.

380
00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:57,287
Look, how about tomorrow night, okay?

381
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,955
Because tonight we're gonna chill.

382
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:00,707
I already got the DJ poppin'.

383
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,500
We gonna have this place on fire.

384
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:03,626
[hesitates]

385
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,588
-Give my regards to your girl.
-I will. But this has to be tonight.

386
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:09,174
They go back to Seoul tomorrow.
You need the investors.

387
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:11,801
-Come on.
-Okay. Let's do it.

388
00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:13,803
Take care of it. We'll get the money.

389
00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:19,059
I need you to take Sasha
over to the sushi restaurant, right?

390
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:22,145
And then I will meet you afterwards.
We gotta get that money.

391
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:25,315
-Okay. Ah, what's going on here?
-These pants.

392
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:27,317
I think one of my arteries is blocked.

393
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,528
-Makes sense.
-Hey, Sash, sweetheart.

394
00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:31,780
All right, come on.

395
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:34,699
So, Stace is gonna
take you over to the sushi restaurant.

396
00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:37,911
I'm gonna wine-and-dine these guys,
get their money. I'll meet you later.

397
00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,954
So, no sushi?

398
00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:43,541
Oh, yeah. For sure.
I'll be there later. I promise, okay?

399
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,419
Just like you promised
to pick me up from the airport?

400
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,962
Stop bringing up old stuff.

401
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:53,968
Y'all from South Korea or North Korea?

402
00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:56,679
All right.

403
00:17:58,473 --> 00:18:00,809
I'm sorry your dad
didn't make it to dinner.

404
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:04,395
Do you want some ice cream? Hmm?

405
00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:07,357
Hey, hey, hey, that's mine, now.

406
00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:12,278
I got the munchies in the Uber when
the driver refused to stop at the DQ.

407
00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:15,907
Now, how hard is it
to make a U-turn on I-75?

408
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,785
You know, Pops, I'm surprised
you even know what Uber is.

409
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:19,744
Oh, no, he doesn't.

410
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:23,039
He just gets in people's cars
and yells at them to take him home.

411
00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:25,375
Well, it's all very confusing.

412
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,336
I don't know why they call it
UberPool, ain't no water in it.

413
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:30,922
I rode for 45 minutes in a Speedo.

414
00:18:31,005 --> 00:18:32,215
My ass was itching.

415
00:18:36,302 --> 00:18:38,388
You know,
I thought this time would be different.

416
00:18:38,471 --> 00:18:41,558
But it's the same as always
where I'm never a priority for him.

417
00:18:41,641 --> 00:18:43,810
Like last year,
when I had that science fair

418
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,270
and he FaceTimed in from a club.

419
00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:47,647
Well, you did get to see DJ Khaled.

420
00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:51,192
-Hey.
-Hey.

421
00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:54,237
-How'd it go with the investors?
-It was great. And, you know, they…

422
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,198
They thought I looked so much
like Obama, so I had to hit 'em like…

423
00:18:57,282 --> 00:18:59,284
[imitating Obama]
"And if there's any indication

424
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:03,872
that an investment in BAY
is an investment in America,

425
00:19:03,955 --> 00:19:07,167
Sasha, Malia, Bo, they can all work."

426
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,751
"Yes, we can."

427
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:13,173
Okay. Well,
when the Obama starts, I gotta go.

428
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:14,424
Have a good night.

429
00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:15,508
See you later.

430
00:19:17,051 --> 00:19:19,929
[in normal voice] They really loved
that impression. Did you like it?

431
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:21,764
Hmm.

432
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,642
Hey, look, Sash…

433
00:19:25,393 --> 00:19:27,687
I really apologize for not making it,

434
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,064
but things went great.
And we could go tomorrow.

435
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:33,943
[scoffs] Whatever. Can't wait to see
what excuse you come up with next.

436
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:37,447
"Excuse"? First of all,
who you talking to?

437
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:40,491
You know, it's always something with you.

438
00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:43,286
You left me at the airport,
you couldn't take me to dinner.

439
00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:45,163
-Do you even want me here?
-What?

440
00:19:45,246 --> 00:19:48,124
Maybe you and I are like
your pants and we just don't fit.

441
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,834
You don't like my pants?

442
00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:53,338
Sash, come on, now.

443
00:19:53,421 --> 00:19:55,590
-You're overreacting. You know me.
-"Overreacting."

444
00:19:55,673 --> 00:19:58,134
You know, you're right, I do know you.

445
00:19:58,218 --> 00:20:00,929
People seem to like you.
They think you're a fun guy. But--

446
00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:02,055
But what?

447
00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:03,932
You're just not a good dad.

448
00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:09,979
Sa… Sash, come on. Sash. Sash!

449
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:11,856
Come down here.

450
00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:15,276
I'll take the pants off.

451
00:20:16,569 --> 00:20:20,531
You know what? Back in the day,
if I would have said that to my parents,

452
00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:24,327
I would be waking up in ICU,
wondering where my kidney was.

453
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:28,081
But… this ain't back in the day.

454
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:32,669
I think I gotta fix this one.

455
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:36,756
[sighs] Dad, what's going on?
I was still sleeping.

456
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:40,009
-This is why you need to fix my lock.
-You lucky you got a door.

457
00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:42,220
Look, just stand right here, okay?

458
00:20:42,303 --> 00:20:45,765
And don't move until I count to three.

459
00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:47,684
Uno, dos, tres!

460
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:49,435
[music playing]

461
00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,146
What the…

462
00:20:58,111 --> 00:20:59,279
[singing in Spanish]

463
00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:03,950
Oh, my God! That's J Balvin!

464
00:21:10,498 --> 00:21:13,251
[playing harmonica]

465
00:21:15,712 --> 00:21:18,172
-Dad, that was awesome!
-Yeah, baby.

466
00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:20,216
I mean, even your dancing was a little…

467
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:24,387
But you sounded great. How did you even
remember J Balvin was my favorite artist?

468
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,723
You know what?
I've been taking my omega-3s.

469
00:21:26,806 --> 00:21:29,642
And not only that,
but Manny's ringtone is J Balvin,

470
00:21:29,726 --> 00:21:31,394
so we cooked something up.

471
00:21:31,477 --> 00:21:33,313
And I want you to know that I love you,

472
00:21:33,396 --> 00:21:37,317
and I'm just trying to make sure
that our relationship… is tight.

473
00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:40,320
I'm sorry for what I said.

474
00:21:40,403 --> 00:21:43,197
Ah, don't worry about it. It's just like
how people say I can't dance,

475
00:21:43,281 --> 00:21:46,576
or I don't know how to dress.
But I think I look good, right? Huh?

476
00:21:48,661 --> 00:21:51,205
But I just want to
let you know that, from now on…

477
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:54,334
nothing is more important than you, Sash.

478
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,376
Not even BAY.

479
00:21:56,169 --> 00:21:58,755
-What about Disney World?
-Ah! Don't push it.

480
00:21:58,838 --> 00:22:00,048
[chuckles]

481
00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:03,384
All right, now.

482
00:22:04,052 --> 00:22:07,013
That was real nice,
what you did for Sasha.

483
00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:10,224
But I still think the end
could have used more harmonica, man.

484
00:22:10,308 --> 00:22:13,061
All I know
is I'm in the mood for some Chipotle.

485
00:22:13,644 --> 00:22:15,104
That's racist.

486
00:22:15,188 --> 00:22:16,564
But I'll drive.

487
00:22:17,565 --> 00:22:19,067
[in Spanish] I'll bring you tacos, guys.

488
00:22:19,817 --> 00:22:21,736
-[in English] Hey, B.
-Talk to me, Matt.

489
00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,571
The investors had a great time last night.

490
00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:25,615
-I knew they would. I killed it!
-They loved you.

491
00:22:25,698 --> 00:22:28,326
Oh, man. Good. So we in the money.

492
00:22:29,035 --> 00:22:31,496
-They're not going to invest.
-Not gonna invest? Why not?

493
00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,873
They just don't believe
in BAY's business plan.

494
00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:36,709
Plus, they found out you weren't
actually related to Obama, so…

495
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:37,627
[cell phone ringing]

496
00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:40,296
Hold on a second. Hey. What's up, baby?

497
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,715
What? Trish, we…

498
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:45,009
Goddamn, we talked about this!

499
00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:45,968
I gotta go.

500
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:48,429
Gotta put out another fire.
It's the third one this week.

501
00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:51,391
Make sure she drop and roll, man.

502
00:22:53,976 --> 00:22:55,436
In my expert opinion,

503
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,480
y'all don't need therapy.

504
00:22:58,022 --> 00:22:59,690
What y'all need to do is bond.

505
00:23:00,358 --> 00:23:04,153
You need to get to know each other,
spend more time with each other and grow.

506
00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:08,074
When I work with couples,
there's always a leader and a follower.

507
00:23:08,157 --> 00:23:10,618
Sometimes he'll lead and you'll follow,

508
00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:12,954
sometimes you'll lead and he'll follow.

509
00:23:13,538 --> 00:23:15,998
It's all about love, honey.
Here, come walk this way.

510
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:18,918
I want you to go outside here,

511
00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:21,295
and I want you to
have a seat in the lobby,

512
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:23,297
and think about
the stuff I've talked about.

513
00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:26,509
I'm gonna talk to your dad
about the bill, okay?

514
00:23:26,592 --> 00:23:29,846
It was really a pleasure
working with you. Now, you…

515
00:23:31,139 --> 00:23:33,975
There's about
seven minutes left on the clock.

516
00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:36,102
I don't want you to waste your money.

517
00:23:36,185 --> 00:23:37,645
Last I checked,

518
00:23:37,728 --> 00:23:40,398
this couch was a pullout, so…

519
00:23:40,481 --> 00:23:41,941
[laughs]