1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,400 TABLET: OK, guys, Intimacy Week's coming up. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,640 How do you feel about that? 3 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,320 Is that you in in bed for the rest of the day now, is it? 4 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,560 Are you having a breakdown? Ha. 5 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,800 Oh, no, it's not that 6 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,000 Married at First Sight Australia horseshit again? 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,320 Oh, two people looking for love is horseshit, is it? 8 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,840 They're not looking for love. 9 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,800 They're looking for fame so they can sell sunglasses on TikTok, 10 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,880 as if getting married wasn't tacky enough. 11 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,040 Bloody hell, he doesn't even like weddings now! 12 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,440 Get yourself in debt 13 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,640 so you can pretend to your friends you live in a fairy tale? You knobs. 14 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,840 Oh, you cynical old man! 15 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,000 What job is it anyway? 16 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,400 Weirdly, it's an actual wedding, down near Wolves. 17 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,680 Well, you tell that couple from me to 18 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,520 "cherish every single moment they're together 19 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,720 "cos that's what soulmates do." 20 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:41,840 What?! 21 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,600 It's what Cheryl's just said to Digga in episode one. Aww! 22 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,680 Yep, weddings. Meaningless sentiment. 23 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,040 See you later. 24 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,880 CHATTER 25 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,840 All right, Wicky? All right, Jack? 26 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,080 What happened? 27 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,160 Mad one. So, wedding reception's about to start, 28 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,920 some bloke in a balaclava comes in, 29 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,960 smacks one of the guests round the head with a baseball bat. 30 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,760 Bloody hell! Dead? 31 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,880 Nah, he'll have a bloody headache though. 32 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,280 Ketchup all over the shop. 33 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,640 One of the guests tackled him, 34 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,160 so we've got the toerag in custody, but he won't talk. 35 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,560 Just letting them get on with it. 36 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:48,880 Get on with what? 37 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,920 Father of the bride wants to carry on with the reception. 38 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,320 Eh?! You'll see when you meet him. 39 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,360 Legend. 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,440 Ah. 41 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,360 Where's Ruth? She's at home, watching some reality shit. 42 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,480 About time you made an honest woman of her, innit? 43 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,560 Eh? Shut up! Why would we want all this nonsense? 44 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,640 All women want to get married, Wicky. 45 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,480 They want to have their princess day. 46 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,800 Jesus, Jack, you can't say that sort of thing any more, mate. 47 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,880 You'll get cancelled. You'll have to go and work in Nando's. 48 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,240 I didn't say it. Lorraine Kelly did. 49 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,880 Why are you watching Lorraine? 50 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,520 Personal choice. 51 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,560 Here we go! 52 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,320 Legend alert! 53 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,680 The cavalry arrives! 54 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,800 Not before time, son. 55 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,440 We've got a bloody big train to get back on the tracks here. 56 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,040 Right, go on. 57 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,080 Sorry, I don't... 58 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,680 He knows. Course he knows! 59 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,000 Come on. 60 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,360 I... I really don't... 61 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,360 Just sing the song if you want, mate. 62 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,320 Song? 63 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,400 # Bob Mammot, the King of Storage 64 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,760 # If storage is your thing Bob Mammot's your king! 65 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,520 # Ra-ra! Ra-ra! # 66 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,920 He knows, he's just being polite. 67 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,120 Right, kid, this is for you. 68 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,800 Oh, we're not allowed, Bob. 69 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,160 Hey, hey, you know, you've been as good as gold 70 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,200 and we could do without all this getting in the press, you know. 71 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,280 And you're going to keep it on the downlow, yeah? Take it. 72 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,280 Cheers, Bob. 73 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,200 I'll have a vape in the panda, make sure you're not disturbed. 74 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,400 Right. 75 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,440 Wicky. Wicky. 76 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,960 Here's me hand, right? 77 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,120 Here's me heart. 78 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,200 Now, I've heard you're the best in the business. 79 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,480 I'm going to need you to perform some miracles here, son. 80 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,760 Come this way. 81 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,360 So what was the attack all about, then? 82 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,800 Total mystery. 83 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,520 Professional jealousy, probably. 84 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,160 Oh, yeah? A lot of that in the storage world, is there? 85 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:54,280 Yeah. Who else has facilities in Stourbridge, Dudley and West Brom? 86 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,840 No-one! Oh! 87 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,440 And it's going to take more than a hoodie swinging his dick around 88 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,600 to derail a Mammot wedding. 89 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,240 Thought he was swinging a baseball bat round? 90 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,040 Hey, have a bit of respect, kid. A man was hurt. 91 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,360 Sorry. 92 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,920 Hey, Dave, there's canapes and fizz in there, son. 93 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,040 Give your missus a break from the prosecco. 94 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,720 Cheap twot. 95 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,640 Right, you need to get a wriggle on. 96 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,480 Keep this on the downlow. 97 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,840 Jasper Carrott's going to be here in a minute. 98 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,480 Right. 99 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,680 Master of ceremonies. 100 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,160 Ah. 101 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,600 Thought he'd retired. 102 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,000 HE thought he had... 103 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,560 ..until he saw how many zeros were on the end of the cheque. 104 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,280 Three. Ah! 105 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,600 With a four in front. 106 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,720 Four grand. Four grand, yeah. Yeah. 107 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,960 Also, I hurt my wrist writing one out for UB40 - 108 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,400 featuring Ali Campbell. 109 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,960 Oh, right. 110 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,680 Are they going to play Red Red Wine? 111 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,360 Well, we're not going to have the first dance to 112 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,840 Rat In Mi Kitchen are we, you plum? 113 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,240 Any more stupid questions? 114 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,920 Yeah, one. 115 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,920 Who was it who got hit? 116 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,600 It was me dad! 117 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,480 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I... 118 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,080 Who would want to hurt your dad? 119 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,240 We built this empire together. 120 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,360 Me and me dad are the biggest storage providers 121 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,640 in the Black Country. 122 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,400 Maybe it was cutting the head off the storage snake. 123 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,880 He's my rock, Wicky. My rock. 124 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,080 They wouldn't lie and say he wasn't OK if he wasn't OK, 125 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,880 they wouldn't do that, would they, Wicky?! 126 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,200 No, I'm sure if they said he'll be fine, he'll be fine. 127 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,240 Yeah. 128 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,600 You're a good man, Wicky. 129 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,360 I can see that. 130 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,800 I won't forget this. 131 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,520 I mean, do you even know your inside leg measurement? 132 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,040 What about this, then? All right? Yeah, it's nice. 133 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,840 Oh, here he is, my worst half! 134 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,240 Hello! Hello! 135 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,760 You're not going to believe this, Bob, I just caught 136 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:57,160 the Right Honourable David Quince MP trying to sneak out! 137 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,120 Oh, yeah, you're not going anywhere, sir. Well... 138 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,520 Let's get you a drink. I think I've had quite enough. 139 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,600 Oh, he says he's had enough. 140 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,760 We'd never live it down, would we?! 141 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,920 "MP seen leaving Mammot wedding sober." 142 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,560 No? No, thank you, to that headline. 143 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,240 I think in the circumstances it would be best I left. 144 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,960 I think the press might see it as a... 145 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,360 David! I will not have you leave the wedding of the year! 146 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,720 And there's no press coming - other than the ones I've paid for. 147 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,480 Got a double-page shoot in the... BOTH: West Midlands Now. 148 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,080 Yeah, and we've got this big lad here, 149 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,400 he's going to clear up the mess. 150 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,400 All right? We've met before. 151 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,200 I doubt it, I doubt that very much. 152 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,800 Now, David, I would love to talk you through the wedding menu... 153 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,080 We have met before. 154 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,440 Do you remember? you came down my local pub for a photo shoot 155 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,760 during the election. 156 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,840 Not seen you since, though. Typical politician. 157 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:48,360 I imagine a politician is a bit busy to sip pints with a cleaner. 158 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,640 Crime scene cleaner. 159 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,360 Hey, don't worry about that pint that you left by the way. 160 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,320 My mate Weasel mine-swept it. 161 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,040 He's not bought a drink in 12 years, 162 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,920 not bad for a functioning alcoholic. 163 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,320 I say functioning, 164 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,600 he shat himself. 165 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,040 David, would you excuse me for a moment 166 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,560 while I handle this gentleman? 167 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,640 Wicky. 168 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,960 I shall show "the cleaner" to where he is needed. 169 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,360 Don't let him leave! 170 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,280 Right, OK, so, 171 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,600 get chugging on that, David. Ooh, er... 172 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,960 Hey. Oh! 173 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,480 Sorry, but am I not cleaning this first? 174 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,040 Oh, sorry. 175 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,440 Just thought it might be nice to get the blood off 176 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,560 my daughter's 23-grand wedding dress first! 177 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,320 Come! 178 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,360 It's quality that, it's been soaked in oak or summat! 179 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,280 SOBBING 180 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,560 Mum! How is he? Is he going to be OK? 181 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,280 Who? Grandad, of course! 182 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,960 He's fine! You just focus on being the perfect bride. 183 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,920 Get her slap sorted, Tara. 184 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,800 It's a disaster. 185 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,200 Look at me! 186 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,880 Oh, you look gorgeous, Anne-Marie. 187 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,320 Why would anyone want to hurt Grandad? 188 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,120 Tell her she looks like an angel, Ravi. 189 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,320 You do, you look well fit. 190 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,840 Like an angel! Like an angel, yeah. 191 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:07,160 There you go. Thank God this one was here to tackle the little shit. 192 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,040 We owe you, Ravi, don't we, Anne-Marie? 193 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,280 Yeah, thanks, Rav. 194 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,520 Anything for you. 195 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,600 You was a hero, Ravi. 196 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,960 Like a Brummie Jason Statham. 197 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,320 GIGGLING 198 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,920 Hey, you're Ravi Singh?! 199 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,760 Yeah. That's mad! 200 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,120 I saw you score against Brentford this season! 201 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,480 Yeah, that was a good goal, that. 202 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,360 Hey, congratulations, by the way. 203 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,560 Ta. Oi, Cleaning Tower of Pisa, 204 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,080 you're not here to spot celebrities. 205 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,200 There's a bride there. 206 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,720 Yeah, all right, I was just... 207 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,240 I'm surprised to see him. 208 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,200 How you doing? You all right? 209 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,200 Never mind the therapy, get that muck off her veil! 210 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,600 Can you get it off? 211 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,240 Hey, do bears shit in the woods? 212 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,800 Oh! You show some respect. 213 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,640 It's my little girl's wedding day. 214 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,680 Fucking bears shitting in the woods. 215 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,320 Hey, Tara, hoick them jugs up. 216 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,040 We need a bit of glamour in the photos. 217 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,760 Give it here, I'll go and soak it for you. 218 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,920 Oh, I'll get a picture for Insta, babe. 219 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,240 Not when I look like this! 220 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,120 Yeah, maybe let me clean her up first, eh, girls? 221 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,440 I think maybe we just cancel it all, Mum. 222 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,760 What? Are you a Mammot or a mouse? 223 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,320 Cancel? Have you any idea how much all of this cost? 224 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,880 You think Jasper Carrott, Ali Campbell 225 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,720 and Noddy Holder are free?! 226 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,720 I told you, I don't know who they are! 227 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,400 Who's all this for? 228 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,600 So ungrateful. 229 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,840 For you, my girl. 230 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:26,040 To make you the bride of the fucking century! 231 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,640 Can we go and see Grandad? 232 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,240 What for? He's off his nut on morphine. 233 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,560 We have got a schedule as tight as a gnat's chuff, my girl. 234 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,200 You stay focused. 235 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,120 I spoke to your dad before, he said he's going to be fine. 236 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,480 Your grandad, I mean. 237 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,000 And he's an old comedian. 238 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,880 He had a hit about a funky moped. 239 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,280 Jasper Carrott. 240 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,960 It's less relevant. I should have bailed at the grandad fact. 241 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,320 Bollocks, we're supposed to be throwing the bouquet! 242 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,160 Come on, girls, the photographer's on the clock. 243 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,240 She don't need a veil 244 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,480 to throw a bunch of flowers over her fucking shoulder. 245 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,280 I just wanted a normal wedding! 246 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,520 Mammots are not normal. 247 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,200 Ravi, love, do you mind helping Bob move the cake? 248 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,440 No problem, Mrs M. 249 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,720 Cheer up, Anne-Marie. 250 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,200 You look... Like an angel. 251 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,960 Yeah, like an angel. 252 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,120 Right, come on, you lot, photos. 253 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,520 Tits and C. 254 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,000 Charmer, isn't she? 255 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,280 She might be the worst person I've ever met 256 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,760 and there was a lad in my town who had sex with a magpie. 257 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,840 They Wolves socks? 258 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,120 Yeah. Yeah! 259 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,720 You play with Ravi, do you? 260 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,840 I used to, on the youth team, but didn't make the cut. 261 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,080 Aw, but you've stayed best mates? That's nice. 262 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,440 Yeah, I mean, 263 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,680 don't see much of him now that he's busy with the team, like. 264 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,400 Ah, well, shit game anyway, innit? 265 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,120 I only went to that match because I had a spare ticket 266 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,600 cos my mate fell into a septic tank. 267 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,720 He what? 268 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,800 I mean I say fell, he dived! 269 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,560 He'd been on poppers for three days. 270 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:51,920 What do you do now? 271 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,720 Work for Bob, unfortunately. 272 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,960 Ah, the power behind the Storage King's throne, eh? 273 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,520 Nightmare about this attack! 274 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,920 Yeah, I mean I can't say it was a massive shock, but... 275 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,200 Yeah, he said something about a jealous rival, is it? 276 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,480 Is that what he told you? 277 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,920 Oh! Why you know different, do you? 278 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,200 Well.... 279 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,640 There you are, brain-ache. 280 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,880 I've been looking for you everywhere. 281 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,240 DJ needs help setting up. 282 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,360 Can't someone else do it? 283 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,800 Can't someone else do it? 284 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,040 You work for me, you bloody muppet. 285 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,600 Even Ravi is helping out. It's all hands to the pump. 286 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,440 Bob, we should have a chat about what's just happened. 287 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,800 My boots will have a chat with your ping pongs in a minute, son. 288 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,200 Get! 289 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,480 Bloody kids these days, eh, Wicky? 290 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,240 Right, let's get me dad's spooge off that cake. 291 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,200 Love you, Dad. 292 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,560 Stay strong. 293 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,600 Thank you for your patience, everybody. 294 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,360 Please enjoy a glass of vintage champagne... 295 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,560 MICROPHONE FEEDBACK: ..courtesy of the Storage King himself, 296 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,160 Mr Bob Mammot. 297 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,320 There you go, big man. 298 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,960 Good lad. What do you think? 299 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,680 Well, it's big. "It's big", he says. 300 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,680 That's four grand's worth of cream sponge in there, mate. 301 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,880 Who's that? 302 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,800 Who do you fuckin' think? It's the mug who paid for it! 303 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,160 Well? 304 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,400 Well, I can clean it, yeah, 305 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,240 but the chemicals are pretty toxic, you know. 306 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,400 It's all right. 307 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,720 Well...it's life-threatening. 308 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,600 Doesn't know much about showbiz this one, does he, Ravi? 309 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,400 Nah. Yeah, right. Show him your watch. 310 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,440 Nah, you're all right. 311 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,960 No, go on, show him your watch. 312 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,800 Right, how much is that? 313 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,640 I'm not really a watch guy, lads. 314 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640 Guess how much. How much?! 315 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,040 Yeah, go on. 316 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,080 3 million? 317 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,960 3 fuckin' million?! What are you talking about? 318 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,800 Like I say, I'm not really a watch guy. 319 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,320 That's 80 grand's worth, that watch. 320 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,400 80 grand! 321 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,360 Now, did you have to spend that to tell the time, Ravi? 322 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,440 Yeah... Did you, Ravi? 323 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,960 No! 324 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,320 You don't. 325 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,920 And you don't need to eat a cake to be impressed by it. 326 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,800 The function of this cake is to wow the crowds before my... 327 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,000 ..before... 328 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,840 ..you know, the speeches. 329 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,880 Right, see, lights down, right? 330 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,640 Jasper comes out, gives it the big 'un, 331 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,000 then UB40 crank out Baby Come Back, 332 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,480 then lights up... 333 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,760 Cake. 334 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,680 Wheeled out by a bloody Premiership football player. 335 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,040 And then I come out, give it all the funnies! 336 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,440 Legend! 337 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,600 Too right I'm a legend, come here, Ravi Singh. 338 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,480 You're the son I never had, mate. 339 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,480 I mean it. Do you understand that? 340 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,360 I'm just thinking, Bob, right, you're the legend of storage 341 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,200 and I'm the legend of score-age. 342 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,560 Fuck me, mate. 343 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,880 Did you just come up with that? 344 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,200 Yeah. 345 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,600 Did you hear that? He just came up with that. 346 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,960 I'm going to open with that, mate. 347 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,720 Can I have that? I mean it. 348 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,120 That'll bring the ceiling down. 349 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,040 Lads, just to be clear, if I clean this cake 350 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,960 and someone eats it, they might die. 351 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,440 Bob! 352 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,400 That bastard MP's had it on his toes again! 353 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,240 We've got star-studded speeches. 354 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,760 We can afford to lose an MP. 355 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,560 No, I want him here. 356 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,040 I told everyone he'd be here. 357 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,000 Where's Anne-Marie? Has she gone AWOL? 358 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,600 Shithouse bride, that girl. 359 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,520 Hey, Viv, it's our daughter's big day. Come on. 360 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,560 What's this bell doing here? The floor isn't done. 361 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,760 What are you doing here, you bell? 362 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,720 Ravi, sweetheart, will you please find Anne-Marie? 363 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,760 She'll listen to you. 364 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,920 Tell her she needs to be working that courtyard. 365 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,040 MP! NOW! 366 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,920 So sorry, sir. 367 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,360 Mr Carrott and Mr Campbell are stuck in traffic. 368 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,040 Shit, bollocks! 369 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,800 Right... 370 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,040 I'm going to phone Jeff Lynne from ELO. 371 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,120 Hey, Mr Blue Sky. 372 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,000 That's right. No, it's Bob Mammot. 373 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,480 Yeah, it is, Bob Mammot. 374 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,040 Yeah, King of Storage. 375 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,400 Oi. 376 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,640 Does this not bug you a bit? 377 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,840 What? 378 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,280 Why's he on the cake? It's your wedding! 379 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,080 It's not. What? 380 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,840 It's not my wedding. I'm best man. 381 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,360 You seen Anne-Marie? 382 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,240 You better watch that woman, son. 383 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,240 Don't want to lose her on the way home, do you, eh? 384 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,000 Eh? Hey! 385 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,200 Heeey! 1-nil! Ha-ha! 386 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,800 You're the groom?! 387 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,400 What are you doing out here? 388 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,720 You should be cleaning up. Vivien will go mad! 389 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,480 If you're the groom, why's he got you running round like some skivvy? 390 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,120 Same reason he's made me buy all this shit no-one needs - 391 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,160 he's a boss. 392 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,680 Look, the whole family are mad. 393 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,360 Well, why are you marrying into it, then? 394 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,040 Because Anne-Marie is amazing. 395 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,680 It's mad! You haven't even been in the photos! 396 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,560 Yeah, but I'm not a celebrity, am I? 397 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,240 Why would they want a photo of me? 398 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,800 Oh, no. No, no, this is no good. 399 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,840 It's none of my business, but this is your day. 400 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,840 You have to do a Janet Jackson here, mate. 401 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,720 You're going to have to take control. 402 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,480 She's a singer. 403 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,720 Had a series of hits in the '80s and '90s? 404 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,640 She whopped her bap out at the Super Bowl! 405 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,440 It doesn't matter who she is, Manish! Focus! 406 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,920 You know what? You're right. 407 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,320 Thanks, Wicky. 408 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,720 Don't thank me. 409 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,880 Thank Janet Jackson. 410 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,200 Now, go. 411 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,080 Ah, mate, we've been together for years, 412 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,880 but I don't even know what to say to her. 413 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:42,480 Hey, all she needs is for you to call her your wife, all right? 414 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,880 Failing that - God forgive me - play the grandad card. 415 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,280 OK. 416 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,160 Anne-Marie... 417 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,680 What are you doing here? Dad's looking for you. 418 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,720 Yeah, but I've barely seen you all day. 419 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,480 Not even had a chance to call you my wife yet. 420 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,560 Sounds good, doesn't it? "Wife". 421 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,720 Oh, don't be a melt, Manish. 422 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,920 WHISPERS: Grandad! 423 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,720 Listen, I was thinking maybe we could go to the hospital 424 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,880 and see how your grandad's doing. 425 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,960 Eh? 426 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,160 No, we can't, Mani. 427 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,760 They're going mental. 428 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,680 It's the photos, then the meal, then the speeches. 429 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,920 That's how it works. Yeah, but this is OUR wedding day! 430 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,560 We can do what we want. 431 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,240 I know you'll feel better if you see him. 432 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,640 Now, this is none of my business and it might not help, 433 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,360 but if you want, I could cause a distraction and you can go. 434 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,560 I used to be able to do the robot, something like... 435 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,240 Actually, that won't help, but... 436 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,680 ..you can borrow my van. 437 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,720 Cheers, Wicky. 438 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,040 Well, well, well! 439 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,160 This is a cosy love-in. 440 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,960 Where have you two been? 441 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,680 I was talking to Mani. Why? 442 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,040 Because she's my wife. 443 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,080 Ooh, lucky girl! 444 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,880 But you two have got the rest of your lives to talk shit. 445 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,240 Meanwhile, your poor dad is losing his mind. 446 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,600 Carrott and Campbell are stuck in traffic on the motorway. 447 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,880 Ah... Coming together, are they? That's a bit weird. 448 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,200 Shut it, you! 449 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,800 Now, I won't lie to you, Anne-Marie. 450 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,720 You've let the family down - God forgive me - and your poor 451 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,600 grandfather would be ashamed. 452 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,200 He's lying there in that hospital bed with his brain smashed out 453 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,600 while you two kiss and cuddle! 454 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,880 That is an awful thing to say. 455 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800 Oh, tears again. 456 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,160 Did the spoilt girl not get everything she wanted? 457 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,360 Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're the one causing the stress?! 458 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,160 Woo! Hello, big balls! 459 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,440 Nah. You're not worthy of this family. 460 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,040 You know that, don't you? 461 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,280 Bob just gave you the job out of pity. 462 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,280 You're just some failed footballer our Anne-Marie took a shine to. 463 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,640 Christ, I don't even know why she chose you, 464 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,320 especially when, well, you know... 465 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,920 ..there are other options. 466 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,840 OK. 467 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,240 I think it went quite well. 468 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,200 Just leave it, man. 469 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,040 She's right. 470 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,200 Hey! 471 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,760 You know something, don't you? 472 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,520 You know why all this happened. 473 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,240 Right, kid, tell the kitchen to stall. 474 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,160 Jeff Lynne's having his bathroom fitted. 475 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,480 He said he's going to move a few things around and it should work, 476 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,160 so he should be able to make it, OK? 477 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,200 But the Chef said the chicken will get dry. 478 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,000 Well, tell him to rub butter on it or something! 479 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,400 It's not fucking rocket science! Go! 480 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,840 OVER PA: Thank you for your continued patience, everybody. 481 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,640 Strap yourselves in, you're going to have a cracking night. 482 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,840 Just don't leave, please. 483 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,520 Dunna suit you, crying, kid. 484 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,200 Brought you this. 485 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,280 I don't want it. 486 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,680 Might make you feel better. 487 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,920 I just wanted a normal wedding. 488 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,400 Just me and him. 489 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,880 You're worried about your grandad. 490 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,440 Don't worry, I rang the hospital for you. They say he's fine. 491 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,560 Did you? 492 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,920 Yeah. 493 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,480 Ravi saves the day again, eh? 494 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,200 Thank you. Course, yeah. 495 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,480 Come on, kid. No more tears. 496 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,800 It was always meant to be me and you. 497 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,840 What? 498 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,840 Come on. Ravi, what the fuck? 499 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,320 Come on, babes, I know you love me. 500 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,840 Anne-Marie. 501 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,600 I knew it. 502 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,720 Mani, no. 503 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,960 Manish! No! 504 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,520 That goal came off your ankle anyway, you knob! 505 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,400 It didn't. 506 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,880 Manish! 507 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,880 HE WHEEZES 508 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,600 Don't make me run any more, mate. 509 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,880 I'm clinically obese. 510 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,600 I don't look it, but I am. 511 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,040 I get away with it cos I'm tall, but it's...it's all here. 512 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,560 Belly fat. 513 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,840 It's the dangerous kind. 514 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,280 Just forget it, Wicky. They got what they wanted. 515 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,400 No, nothing happened. I saw it. 516 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,800 She turned him down. 517 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,400 Yeah, but I don't fit in. 518 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,040 You've seen it yourself. 519 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,000 No, neither of you do. 520 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,720 That's why you've got to tell her. 521 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,840 OK. 522 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,720 Let's do it. Let's. 523 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,000 Oh, this is mad. I'm just going to go. 524 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,280 Hey. 525 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,720 Weddings are meaningless... 526 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,760 ..but I know when two people are right, OK? 527 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,080 Thanks, Wicky. 528 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,840 DISTANT MOVEMENT 529 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,480 MAN AND WOMAN PANT 530 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,320 Anne-Marie? 531 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,160 Yeah, fair play, I wasn't expecting that. 532 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,480 Now, I may have read this quite badly, Manish. 533 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,640 I'm... I'm not too proud to admit that to you, mate. 534 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,520 Well, don't go in there! 535 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,560 Manish! 536 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,200 I knew I'd get you to stay somehow, David. 537 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,560 I don't want to go home! Ugh! 538 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,280 Nearly there, love. 539 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,880 You're polling well. 540 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,160 HE GROANS 541 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,640 Get in there! 542 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,840 Hello. 543 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,880 Ah... 544 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,800 David, get out, lad. 545 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,080 HE SIGHS 546 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,560 Come on. Yeah. 547 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,080 When people say to me, "Why storage?" 548 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,760 I say, "Because every kingdom needs a king." 549 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,000 The plains of Africa have the lion 550 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,480 and the leading storage solution of Wolverhampton... 551 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,720 ..have Bob Mammot! 552 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,720 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 553 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,080 Dad, have you seen Mani? 554 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,840 No! No, I haven't seen him! 555 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,080 I'm not the boy's keeper. 556 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,880 I have to do all the bloody work for him as it is. 557 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,280 No, you don't. 558 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,040 I'm the only one that knows what's going on in your stupid business. 559 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,360 Uh-oh! 560 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,960 Shut up! What the fuck are you talking about? 561 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,800 Mani... You are not going to believe this, Bob. 562 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:03,160 Them two burst in when I was helping David get ready for the speeches. 563 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,680 God knows what he's thinking now. 564 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,360 He was a debt collector, the bloke with the baseball bat. 565 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,560 Fuck off, was he. 566 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,560 He was, Anne-Marie. 567 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,760 Your dad's run the business into the ground. 568 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,120 I should know - I do the accounts. 569 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,040 HE GROWLS 570 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,600 Ooh! 571 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,720 He's been borrowing left, right and centre 572 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,080 to pay for this wedding... 573 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,400 ..from dodgy people. 574 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,680 What? Dad? 575 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,240 Now do you see who you married, my girl? 576 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,200 He's a little liar. 577 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,360 Tell her, Bob. 578 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,560 HE MOANS 579 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,520 Bob, tell her! 580 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,600 Don't look at me. 581 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,120 I'm busted. 582 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,160 Bob! 583 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,800 Aaaargh! 584 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,440 THEY GASP 585 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,480 Ooh! 586 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,400 He's right. We're on our arse. 587 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,640 Forgive me, Dad! Argh! 588 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,440 I did this for you, Anne-Marie! 589 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,880 What have you done?! 590 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,000 You bloody bastard! 591 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,880 I hate you! 592 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,880 I want a divorce! 593 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,640 I don't want to be poor! 594 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,160 I'm supposed to be rich! 595 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,960 No way is that fresh cream. 596 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,640 I don't know... 597 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,560 I don't know who I am any more! 598 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,280 You're Bob Mammot! You're Bob Mammot! 599 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,240 Bob! Bob! 600 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,880 You are the Storage King! 601 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,040 Who's the fucking Storage King?! 602 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,280 Yes, love? 603 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,760 Er, sorry to interrupt, Mr Mammot, 604 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,280 but...Jeff Lynne just pulled out. 605 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,240 Aaaaaaaargh! 606 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,520 Let's go to the hospital. 607 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,280 BOB AND VIVIEN GROAN AND SOB 608 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,840 I'll get my mop. 609 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,720 OVER PA: Could all guests leave the premises immediately. 610 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,560 This event is cancelled. 611 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,680 Yeah, yeah, get the face out. 612 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,400 Just the watch and the tits. Just the watch and the tits. 613 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,720 That's the money-maker. Your face ain't, darling. Trust me, kid. 614 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,880 Yeah, yeah. 615 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,760 Bling, bling, Ravi Singh. Tag me in it. 616 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,280 What do you want, cleaner? 617 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,880 Oh, I'd just like to finish my job. 618 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,720 Just put things right. 619 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,800 Oh, cheers. 620 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,960 Give me that. 621 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,600 Oh, not the watch! Not the watch! 622 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,000 CAMERA CLICKS 623 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,320 Put that on Insta. 624 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,920 I'm a Premiership footballing... 625 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,960 Ref! 626 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,760 And, for the record, you're more than a pair of boobs. 627 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,400 No, I'm not. 628 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,440 OK. 629 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,200 Oh, no! Oh, no, not the watch again! 630 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,880 Fuck! Fuck! Bridesmaid, get me a towel! 631 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,920 Fetch me a towel, love. 632 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,800 # Bob Mammot, King of Storage 633 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,440 # If storage is your thing Bob Mammot's your king! 634 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,280 # Ra! Ra! Ra! # 635 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,320 SWITCHES OFF 636 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,120 All right? 637 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,200 Ooh... 638 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,000 Did you get it sorted? 639 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,120 Yeah. 640 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,160 It was all quite dramatic in the end. 641 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,440 Well, that's weddings, though, innit, really? 642 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,800 Not all of 'em. 643 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,160 Do you know what I don't get, though? 644 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,240 I mean, that Digga... 645 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,080 ..he knew that she wasn't right for him 646 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,240 and yet he still went ahead with it. 647 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,600 How many times? They're not real weddings. 648 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,400 Yeah, but... 649 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,400 SHE SIGHS 650 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,160 ..why do it at all? 651 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,040 Do you know what I mean? It's just daft. 652 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,680 Well, just if two people are happy, 653 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,360 just...get on with your life, innit? Just... 654 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,120 ..just get on. 655 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840 Right, I'm off to bed. 656 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,200 Press start on the microwave. 657 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,040 You're six minutes away from a top jalfrezi. 658 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,440 Antacids are in the bathroom cupboard. 659 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,040 Night, love. See you.