1 00:00:02,616 --> 00:00:04,720 [pleasant music] 2 00:00:04,753 --> 00:00:06,055 - Let's see how many strawberries 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,124 we can pick, okay? 4 00:00:07,157 --> 00:00:09,295 - Mom, look at this one. It's big. 5 00:00:09,328 --> 00:00:12,502 - Honey, that is so great. - Ugh, Mom. 6 00:00:12,536 --> 00:00:15,340 Look, this berry's weird and wet. 7 00:00:15,374 --> 00:00:17,478 - [gasps] Ah! 8 00:00:19,516 --> 00:00:21,720 - Give me the phone, John. - No, I hate this app. 9 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:23,558 - No, don't you dare delete that app. 10 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,360 - I've had one date in the last month. 11 00:00:25,394 --> 00:00:26,396 It was with someone I already know, 12 00:00:26,429 --> 00:00:27,699 and she said I'm doomed. 13 00:00:27,732 --> 00:00:29,335 - Oh, they always say guys like us are doomed. 14 00:00:29,368 --> 00:00:30,638 - I give up. - No, no. 15 00:00:30,672 --> 00:00:32,576 There's no giving up in this Fiero. 16 00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:34,178 - What? - Besides. 17 00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:37,318 "People who give up become people who gave up." 18 00:00:37,351 --> 00:00:39,388 - Oh. - Dr. Marjorie Frost says that. 19 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:41,392 - Dr. Marjorie Frost, is she a doctor of tautology? 20 00:00:41,426 --> 00:00:42,829 - If she is, she is. 21 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:45,635 Look, why don't you think of dates as intel-gathering? 22 00:00:45,668 --> 00:00:47,071 Right? You're a detective. 23 00:00:47,104 --> 00:00:49,275 You go on the date, and you gather clues 24 00:00:49,308 --> 00:00:51,312 to learn how women perceive you. 25 00:00:51,346 --> 00:00:52,716 That sounds fun. - David, look. 26 00:00:52,749 --> 00:00:54,352 If you get us to our appointment without crashing, 27 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:56,422 I promise you, I won't delete LoveSwipe, okay? 28 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,692 - Let me think... - No, Da--oh. 29 00:00:57,726 --> 00:01:00,264 - Yes, that's fair--let me scratch my chin 30 00:01:00,297 --> 00:01:01,533 and think about--okay. - No, no, no, put your hand-- 31 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:03,270 - I'll shake on it. - What? No, David, steer. 32 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:04,539 - Shake my hand. - No-- 33 00:01:04,573 --> 00:01:05,642 - John, John! We're going to crash! 34 00:01:05,675 --> 00:01:07,177 - We are going to crash. 35 00:01:07,211 --> 00:01:08,179 - No one's hands are on the little wheel. 36 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:09,382 - [sighs] 37 00:01:09,415 --> 00:01:10,718 - It's fine, I steer with my knees. 38 00:01:10,752 --> 00:01:12,822 [truck honks] 39 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:15,260 - Whoa, where are we? This is really out there. 40 00:01:15,294 --> 00:01:16,563 - Yeah, it's a farm. 41 00:01:16,597 --> 00:01:18,400 Many farms are located in rural areas nowadays. 42 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:20,170 [phone chimes] 43 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:21,306 - [gasps] Someone messaged me on LoveSwipe. 44 00:01:21,339 --> 00:01:22,107 - See? That's why you never give up. 45 00:01:22,141 --> 00:01:24,412 - Wow. Wow, okay. - What'd she say? 46 00:01:24,445 --> 00:01:25,548 - Hmm. - What's she saying? 47 00:01:25,581 --> 00:01:27,686 - Well, she says "You're cool as fudge, 48 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:30,525 and you actually seem interesting and fun--" 49 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,631 - Cool, interesting, and fun? That's like a Weird Al song. 50 00:01:33,664 --> 00:01:35,434 - [gasps] She's an eyeglasses model. 51 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:37,104 - A model? Are you serious? 52 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:39,308 - "And I'm getting a PhD in literary theory." 53 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:41,547 - Ooh. - Hey, this is my dream girl. 54 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:43,116 She's outta my league. - Dude, you've got this. 55 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:45,588 You write her back, you flirt like crazy. 56 00:01:45,622 --> 00:01:47,726 Once you're both in a tizzy, you ask her out 57 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,161 on an incredible date... - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 58 00:01:49,195 --> 00:01:50,397 Okay. - Boom! 59 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:52,569 Grown up sexual man achievement... 60 00:01:52,602 --> 00:01:53,871 - All right. - Unlocked. 61 00:01:53,904 --> 00:01:54,873 [car honks] - Fine. 62 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,309 I'll try flirting with her. 63 00:01:56,342 --> 00:01:58,480 Oh, "as Jorge Luis Borges wrote 64 00:01:58,514 --> 00:01:59,650 in 'The Garden of Forking Paths'--" 65 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:01,520 - Borges? No, no, no, no. That's boredom. 66 00:02:01,553 --> 00:02:03,591 - No, no, no, no, Borges slaps. 67 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,597 [dramatic jazz noir music] 68 00:02:10,571 --> 00:02:12,174 And, send. 69 00:02:12,207 --> 00:02:13,878 We'll see what intel she gives about me. 70 00:02:13,911 --> 00:02:16,349 - From incel to intel. - All right. 71 00:02:16,382 --> 00:02:17,484 Thank you very much. 72 00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:18,621 - That's what I'm talking about. 73 00:02:18,654 --> 00:02:20,758 - Whew, this dew point is killing me. 74 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,762 Are you the investigator I spoke to on the phone? 75 00:02:22,796 --> 00:02:24,231 - Yes, I'm John Hunchman. 76 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:25,768 This is my associate, David Purefoy. 77 00:02:25,802 --> 00:02:27,605 - Hey, there. I'm Marius Riggsbee. 78 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,676 - Well, we're here to solve your mystery, Mr. Riggsbee. 79 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,446 - I hope you can. 80 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:33,450 It's been driving me madder than a mulch-lifter 81 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:34,853 without a plow point. - Mm-hmm. 82 00:02:34,886 --> 00:02:36,957 And I presume that is bad? 83 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,594 [gentle acoustic music] 84 00:02:38,627 --> 00:02:42,802 - My family has been running this farm for 60 years. 85 00:02:42,836 --> 00:02:44,405 You fellas like strawberries? 86 00:02:44,438 --> 00:02:45,775 - Fuck, yeah, we like strawberries. 87 00:02:45,808 --> 00:02:47,645 - I prefer satsumas when they're in season. 88 00:02:47,679 --> 00:02:49,683 - Satsumas? Try these. 89 00:02:49,716 --> 00:02:50,918 - Thank you. 90 00:02:50,952 --> 00:02:52,756 Holy shit. - Good God. 91 00:02:52,789 --> 00:02:54,458 - Marius, this is the most incredible strawberry 92 00:02:54,493 --> 00:02:55,895 I've ever tasted. - Holy fuck! 93 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:58,901 - We're one of Carolina's best family farms-- 94 00:02:58,934 --> 00:03:01,807 and what is wrong with you? - David? 95 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,911 - I would literally kill everyone I know 96 00:03:03,944 --> 00:03:05,815 to eat another strawberry that tastes that good. 97 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:07,484 - Here you go. - Are you serious, man? 98 00:03:07,519 --> 00:03:08,888 Thank you. 99 00:03:08,921 --> 00:03:10,725 - All right, Mr. Riggsbee, what is your mystery? 100 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,664 - You saw our sign, "wholesome fun for the whole family." 101 00:03:13,698 --> 00:03:15,501 People bring their kids and pick strawberries. 102 00:03:15,535 --> 00:03:16,837 It's really wholesome. 103 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:18,841 - That's so wholesome it's practically obscene. 104 00:03:18,874 --> 00:03:20,778 - But for the past few months, 105 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:22,515 guess what we've been finding out here? 106 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:25,722 Piedmont Poundfish. - Piedmont Poundfish? 107 00:03:25,755 --> 00:03:27,759 - That's farmer slang for condoms. 108 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,428 - Oh, David, no. 109 00:03:29,462 --> 00:03:30,865 - Oh, you think I'm not gonna eat this strawberry 110 00:03:30,898 --> 00:03:31,934 just 'cause it had a used rubber 111 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:33,303 dripping cum all over it? 112 00:03:33,336 --> 00:03:34,606 Bruh. 113 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,643 - Unlike your boy, most of our customers 114 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:39,549 are skittish about finding prophylactics in our fields. 115 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:40,918 - Uh, understandable. 116 00:03:40,952 --> 00:03:43,389 So people are sneaking out here at night for sex? 117 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,626 - That's what I thought. 118 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,362 You know, just some kids enjoying 119 00:03:46,396 --> 00:03:48,266 some late night farm fucking. 120 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:49,903 We've all done it, right? - Well-- 121 00:03:49,936 --> 00:03:53,443 - Man, I once got to fifth base on a pile of acorn squash 122 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:55,414 with someone. Had bruises for days. 123 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:56,917 - But here's what's driving me crazy. 124 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:59,523 I got motion sensor cameras to catch anyone 125 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:00,691 hopping the fence at night. 126 00:04:00,725 --> 00:04:02,729 No one comes into the field. 127 00:04:02,762 --> 00:04:04,031 - Well, right, we know where they come. 128 00:04:04,064 --> 00:04:06,002 They come into the condoms. - Oh, God. 129 00:04:06,035 --> 00:04:09,041 - And good for them. That's very responsible. 130 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,446 And good for me. That was a very clever joke. 131 00:04:11,479 --> 00:04:13,784 - Ignore him, Mr. Riggsbee, he's talking to his "cameras." 132 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,022 - So every night I think I'm gonna catch kids having sex, 133 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,592 and I don't. 134 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,830 But then the next morning, I got some mom coming up 135 00:04:19,863 --> 00:04:21,667 screaming because their kid found a rubber 136 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:23,002 in the Fragaria cultivars. 137 00:04:23,036 --> 00:04:24,973 - David, it's stakeout time. - Totally. 138 00:04:25,006 --> 00:04:26,710 - Mr. Riggsbee, we'll find the culprits 139 00:04:26,743 --> 00:04:28,848 and bring them to justice. - Appreciate that. 140 00:04:28,881 --> 00:04:30,317 And I want to make it clear, 141 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:32,689 I have nothing against farm fucking per se. 142 00:04:32,722 --> 00:04:34,458 - Uh, okay-- - Garden griding. 143 00:04:34,493 --> 00:04:36,697 Getting filthy. It's erotic. 144 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:38,601 I'm not denying that. - Okay. 145 00:04:38,634 --> 00:04:41,038 - I am 100% in support of people getting 146 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,544 absolutely buck wild in the dirt while they fuck. 147 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:46,082 - I totally understand you at this point, thank you. 148 00:04:46,115 --> 00:04:49,823 - Just keep your "yogurt bags" away from my berries. 149 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:50,958 - Oh... 150 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:54,633 [suspenseful music] 151 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,035 - Do you see anything? - That's a negative. 152 00:04:56,068 --> 00:04:57,437 [phone chimes] 153 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:58,473 - Ooh, is that your eyeglass model? 154 00:04:58,507 --> 00:04:59,910 What'd she say? What'd she say? 155 00:04:59,943 --> 00:05:01,412 - [chuckles] Let's just say the intel is looking good. 156 00:05:01,445 --> 00:05:02,782 - See? 157 00:05:02,816 --> 00:05:05,655 Before you know it, you'll be ready for love. 158 00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:07,559 What was that? - [gasps] Ugh. 159 00:05:07,592 --> 00:05:08,594 - Whoa. - Eww. 160 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:10,063 - Okay, that's a used condom. 161 00:05:10,096 --> 00:05:11,867 - Yeah, well-used by the looks of it. 162 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,604 [scoffs] And I don't see anyone. 163 00:05:13,637 --> 00:05:16,610 - Holy shit! Dude, dude! UFO! UFO! 164 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:18,112 Ancient aliens! Ancient aliens! 165 00:05:18,146 --> 00:05:19,983 Why did you guys build the pyramids? 166 00:05:20,016 --> 00:05:21,620 - No, no, David, stop. 167 00:05:21,653 --> 00:05:22,822 - What are we supposed to do with those pyra--what? 168 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,860 - It's a hot-air balloon. - A what? 169 00:05:24,893 --> 00:05:26,630 - A hot-air--you've never seen a hot-air balloon before? 170 00:05:26,663 --> 00:05:27,866 People ride in them. 171 00:05:27,899 --> 00:05:29,435 - A balloon that people can ride in? 172 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:32,074 Are you serious? Since when? - 1783. 173 00:05:32,107 --> 00:05:33,511 The Montgolfier brothers at Versailles-- 174 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:34,679 - Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 175 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:36,783 What are the odds that a hot-air balloon 176 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:38,954 floats by just as people are having sex 177 00:05:38,988 --> 00:05:40,725 somewhere in this field, and we can't find them? 178 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,860 - Oh, David, don't you get it? 179 00:05:41,894 --> 00:05:44,431 People are in the balloon having sex. 180 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:46,870 - Wha-- 181 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:49,576 - Detectives, always a pleasure. 182 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:50,978 - Tucker, we need a piece of gear 183 00:05:51,012 --> 00:05:52,815 that might be hard to get, even for you. 184 00:05:52,849 --> 00:05:54,385 - Call me Frasier. - Why? 185 00:05:54,418 --> 00:05:56,155 - Because I'm listening. 186 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,992 - Look, we need a hot-air balloon. 187 00:05:58,026 --> 00:05:59,829 Now, I know it's a longshot-- - Shh, shh, shh. 188 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:01,032 [phone dials] 189 00:06:01,065 --> 00:06:02,735 - Hi. - Hi. 190 00:06:02,769 --> 00:06:04,773 Is it okay if my friends borrow your balloon 191 00:06:04,806 --> 00:06:06,075 for the weekend? - [murmuring] 192 00:06:06,108 --> 00:06:07,444 - And your pilot. - [murmuring] 193 00:06:07,477 --> 00:06:08,981 - Thanks. How's Corsica this year? 194 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:10,518 - [murmuring] - Wonderful. 195 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:12,522 - [murmuring] - Yes, I'm doing my homework. 196 00:06:12,555 --> 00:06:14,693 - [murmuring] - Bye, Father. 197 00:06:14,726 --> 00:06:16,530 - Oh, that was shockingly easy. 198 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:18,066 - Wait, what does your dad do, exactly? 199 00:06:18,099 --> 00:06:20,437 - I could tell you, but I'd have to bore you. 200 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:21,707 - Aren't you a little curious about why we need 201 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:24,980 a hot-air balloon? - [inhales deeply] 202 00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:26,182 No. 203 00:06:26,215 --> 00:06:29,054 [furtive music] 204 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,425 - Uh, if they don't come soon, I'm gonna need more fuel. 205 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,797 - Oh, they'll be here soon. I can smell it. 206 00:06:33,831 --> 00:06:37,972 [sniffs] Ah, the unmistakable odor of night sex. 207 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:39,643 - That's propane. - Mm. 208 00:06:39,676 --> 00:06:41,780 - I can't believe you need a pilot's license 209 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:43,784 to fly this thing. - It's an aircraft. 210 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:47,024 - Oh, come on, it's a big bag. - You're a big bag. 211 00:06:47,057 --> 00:06:50,463 - Uh, are you flirting with me? - Ew, are you flirting with me? 212 00:06:50,498 --> 00:06:52,568 - Uh, you're flirting with me. - Ew! 213 00:06:52,602 --> 00:06:54,806 - Shh! Be quiet, you two. Observe. 214 00:06:55,608 --> 00:06:58,580 That baske t is rocking, and we're going knocking. 215 00:06:58,614 --> 00:06:59,749 Come on, let's go. 216 00:06:59,783 --> 00:07:02,722 [upbeat rock music] 217 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:08,433 ♪ ♪ 218 00:07:08,466 --> 00:07:10,605 [music stops] 219 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,009 Wh--how do we, uh, chase them? 220 00:07:13,042 --> 00:07:16,115 - Well, gotta wait for a breeze because we're in a balloon. 221 00:07:16,148 --> 00:07:17,852 - We don't have time to wait for wind. 222 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:19,823 Come on, help me pump this basket, 223 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:20,992 get this balloon moving. 224 00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:22,795 - Don't worry, David, I came prepared. 225 00:07:22,829 --> 00:07:24,131 [speaker screeches] You in the hot-air balloon. 226 00:07:24,164 --> 00:07:26,770 You are trespassing in Farmer Riggsbee's airspace. 227 00:07:26,803 --> 00:07:29,208 - Hey, mind your own business. - Leave us alone, you creeps. 228 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,845 We're sky boning. 229 00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:33,049 - While we applause your responsible use of condoms, 230 00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,886 your littering is out of control. 231 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:39,128 30-plus condoms in 2 months is too much sky boning. 232 00:07:39,161 --> 00:07:41,533 - 30-plus condoms? 233 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:43,504 - You said this was the first time you'd done this. 234 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:45,608 - And he's busted. - Babe. 235 00:07:45,641 --> 00:07:47,645 - Take me home. Now. 236 00:07:47,679 --> 00:07:48,981 - [sighs] 237 00:07:49,014 --> 00:07:50,483 We have to wait for a breeze. 238 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,557 - Here's your fee. 239 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,494 It's been a whole week with no condoms out here. 240 00:07:55,528 --> 00:07:56,997 I don't know what you fellas did, 241 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:59,034 but I sure appreciate it. - It's simple. 242 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,138 I crafted a psychological profile. 243 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:02,709 - Mm-hmm. 244 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:03,977 - I realized that the thrill-seeking impulse 245 00:08:04,011 --> 00:08:06,082 that would drive someone to have sex in a balloon 246 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:08,019 might extend to juggling multiple partners 247 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,154 without their knowledge. 248 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:10,725 Once the word got out, 249 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,996 our horny balloonist would soon be flying solo. 250 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:14,532 - Right. 251 00:08:14,566 --> 00:08:16,135 But you know what I still can't figure out? 252 00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:17,972 Why would you make love in the stupid air 253 00:08:18,006 --> 00:08:20,711 when you could be down in the wonderful dirt? 254 00:08:20,745 --> 00:08:21,847 [phone chimes] 255 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,082 - I got a text. 256 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,552 Oh, Giovanna, the eyeglasses model. 257 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:25,654 - Yeah? 258 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:26,990 - She's proposed a midnight picnic 259 00:08:27,024 --> 00:08:28,994 at the old Lettuce Head Southern Dolls factory. 260 00:08:29,028 --> 00:08:30,564 Hmm. Is that a good first date? 261 00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:32,200 - Oh, my gosh, that's a wonderful first date. 262 00:08:32,234 --> 00:08:34,138 - All right, well, I guess I have a date then. 263 00:08:34,171 --> 00:08:36,943 - Hey, don't forget the Piedmont Poundfish. 264 00:08:36,977 --> 00:08:38,212 - Yo, that's right, man, bring condoms. 265 00:08:38,246 --> 00:08:39,549 - No-- - Be safe. 266 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:40,651 - Don't worry, I've got it covered. 267 00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:41,920 I mean, I--I will have it covered. 268 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:44,158 - Oh, look at this! Look at this energy! 269 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,895 I love it, man. You're gonna kill it. 270 00:08:45,928 --> 00:08:47,164 - Oh, my gosh, a midnight picnic. 271 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:48,634 Oh, I'll bring egg salad sandwiches, 272 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:49,903 Those are always great on a date. 273 00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:52,608 - You know what? Do it. I'm behind you 100%. 274 00:08:52,642 --> 00:08:54,011 Bring those egg salad sandwiches. 275 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:56,883 Get sexy. - And fuck in the dirt. 276 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:59,889 [sinister music] 277 00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:03,329 ♪ ♪ 278 00:09:03,362 --> 00:09:06,737 - Hello? Giovanna? It's John Hunchman. 279 00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:08,640 I'm here for our midnight picnic. 280 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,676 [metal clangs] 281 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:12,648 [distorted evil laughter] 282 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:13,917 Hello? 283 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:16,790 - [voice disguised] Did you really think 284 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:20,130 an eyeglass model would wanna date you? 285 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:24,037 [mysterious music] 286 00:09:24,071 --> 00:09:27,779 Did you really think anyone would wanna date you? 287 00:09:27,812 --> 00:09:30,150 - I brought egg salad sandwiches. 288 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:33,590 - No thanks, bud. They make my farts stink. 289 00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:35,193 - What? What are you doing here? 290 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,901 - Well, I guess I'm here to ruin your life. 291 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,971 - Uh, o-okay, I don't get it. Who are you? 292 00:09:41,005 --> 00:09:43,710 - You know. It's me. 293 00:09:43,744 --> 00:09:46,950 - Uh, nope. - Yes, you do know. 294 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:49,388 Look at my face. You do know me. 295 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:51,793 And you know what you did. 296 00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:53,630 - No, please, please, I really don't. 297 00:09:53,664 --> 00:09:55,935 I have no clue what you're talking about. 298 00:10:01,947 --> 00:10:04,251 - [laughs] 299 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:07,023 Wow-ee-zow-ee! 300 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:10,898 No clue? You're a hoot, you know that? 301 00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:14,138 You really, really make me laugh. 302 00:10:14,171 --> 00:10:17,177 You have to laugh at life sometimes, right, bud? 303 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:18,814 - Yeah, laugh, ha ha ha. 304 00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:20,985 - Okay, you get a clue then. 305 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:24,091 Figure it out, great boy detective. 306 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,930 I've got all the time in the world. 307 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:29,969 - I'm not a boy detective! I'm a grown man. 308 00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:35,246 - Hi, Dad? 309 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,983 Can you pick me up at the doll factory? 310 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:39,288 I'd ask David, but he's on a date. 311 00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:43,029 [smooth saxophone music] 312 00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:44,131 - Ew. 313 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,963 Made in Georgia