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我什麼都想不起來

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我為什麼會成為殭屍？

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（前情提要）

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我還能變回人嗎？

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果然努力就一定會有回報的

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就算努力的是個殭屍也一樣

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我說過無視我的警告會有危險吧？

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“金無影”

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偵探嗎？那也能找出我是誰嗎？

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他看起來就是個騙子

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你們要是知道我是誰

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一定會嚇到比尿褲子還慘

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俊宇

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你看起來不像這裡的人

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這煩人的人類是怎樣？

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這個臭變態

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喂！

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聽說孔企劃又闖禍了

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這臭丫頭現在居然還動手打人？

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妳要賠償我的精神損失

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跟創傷後壓力症候群

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一億韓元？
我就用我的身體來抵和解金吧

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如果你們能找回我的女兒

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報酬就會是上次的兩倍

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好

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老闆

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這不是單純的離家出走或失蹤
而是跟邪教有牽連

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是不是更加渴望了呢？

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如果敢再搗亂

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我就把妳推進地獄火坑裡

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老闆

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別射了…

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所有的開始和結束

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都是由我來定的！

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怎麼回事？

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老闆，你還好嗎？

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新聞快報

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邪教教主李光植與其親信已遭到逮捕

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妳老闆是個怎麼樣的人啊？

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但我可以確定…

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他是個好人

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（世界之王徵信社）

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{\an8}（偵探，金無影）

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那個…

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別過來！

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不准動！

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我剛剛看到的是怎麼回事？

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是人？

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還是怪物？

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到底是什麼？

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{\an8}那傷痕是怎麼回事？

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{\an8}生雞肉又是怎樣？

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{\an8}不可能是我看錯了

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{\an8}仔細想想第一次看到他
就覺得有點奇怪

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{\an8}對了

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{\an8}（攝影用影片）

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{\an8}他好像不是孔企劃認為的變態

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別拍了…

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他好像…

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就是這個

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他全身都有這個

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這是什麼？

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小姨子，吃早餐了

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這是殭屍吧

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這是什麼？是新出的電影嗎？

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你說殭屍嗎？

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嗯，殭屍

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妳看看

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這痕跡

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是腐敗的屍體上才會有的

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殭屍全身都會有這個痕跡

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這畫得很真實呢

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就像真的殭屍一樣

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但我怎麼會沒看過？

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小姨子，這部電影叫什麼？

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我問妳電影叫什麼？

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說啊

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姐夫

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《姐夫》？這部叫《姐夫》嗎？

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{\an8}（史詩鉅作《屍速快車》）

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{\an8}姐夫

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殭屍…

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我是說現實生活中有可能存在嗎？

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妳不知道最近比起電影
現實反而更加狗血嗎？

85
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但這…

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都21世紀了，怎麼可能有殭屍？

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不

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我覺得非常有可能存在

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21世紀的大韓民國某處

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肯定存在著殭屍

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說不定

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我們社區裡也有

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小姨子，來

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看看吧

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（《殭屍之謎》）

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“《殭屍之謎》”？

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這裡面有關於殭屍的一切紀錄

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天啊

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這都是什麼啊？

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殭屍只吃生肉

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換句話說，就是只吃活的生物

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老闆，你也真是的

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你帶生肉去幹嘛？

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不對

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但是殭屍

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不都只會抓人來吃

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而不會吃生雞肉之類的生肉嗎？

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那是一種替代食品

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如果在無法吃人的環境下

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他們也會吃雞、水鹿、獾或是兔子

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但當然吃這些不足以像吃人一樣
那麼有飽足感

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飽足感嗎？

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飽足感，要吃飽才行啊

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而且殭屍感覺不到痛

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因為能夠感受全身的末梢神經

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都已經壞死了

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老闆，你還好嗎？

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你被拐杖戳傷也沒事

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被玻璃窗碎片扎到也沒受傷

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你是什麼殭屍嗎？

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我只是開玩笑的啦

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以後不准開那種玩笑

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一點都不好笑

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搞什麼？

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我居然在殭屍面前開殭屍的玩笑？

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殭屍就是活著的屍體

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{\an8}（心臟功能停止）

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{\an8}他們的心臟不會跳動

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他心臟沒在跳

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機器好像故障了

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拜託…

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殭屍

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他居然是殭屍

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而我不僅侮蔑他是變態

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還拿安全帽打了他的後腦杓

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我跟妳說個祕密，其實我最近
在寫一部有關殭屍的大作

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完蛋了

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孔善智

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別看

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妳不用看也沒關係

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這不會真的開拍，我只是寫好玩而已

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-小姨子，妳要跟妳姐保密
-萬一老闆真的抓這些動物來吃

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那他怎麼沒吃掉我呢？

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都近在眼前了，為什麼還放過我啊？

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應該是為了留著之後慢慢吃吧

146
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早上客人來來去去的

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他應該是想留到晚上好好品嚐

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所以他就像隻狼一樣
直接拿生雞肉來啃嗎？

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你沒吃過生雞肉料理嗎？

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生雞肉料理？

151
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那是海南跟湖南一帶的特色料理啊

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我早就看出來了

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金偵探他…

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是個老饕

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老饕？

156
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可是那有這麼好吃嗎？

157
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好吃到要大半夜整隻拿起來啃？

158
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老闆，你也真是的

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你先吃過再說吧

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那樣的雞胸肉非常有嚼勁

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超級美味的

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今天晚餐就吃生雞肉吧

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去準備吧

164
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你在說我嗎？

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不然要我準備嗎？

166
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先給我買雞肉的錢再說吧

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都不知道我是在徵信社上班

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還是在餐廳上班了

169
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這樣下去，要什麼時候
才能在全球展店啊？

170
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就連總店都要生存不下去了

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讓開啦

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你不知道我李成祿說到做到嗎？

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我一定會進軍國際的

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那你就出發啊

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去啊

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你應該要在我坐下前
就先撣好灰塵吧？

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去啊

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{\an8}（偵探，金無影）

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該不該報警呢？

180
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但報警了又要說什麼？

181
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還是乾脆去問問車度賢啊？

182
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喂，孔善智

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姐

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姐，妳先聽我說嘛

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我有沒有跟妳說過
最晚昨天要給我生活費？

186
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更別說這個月家裡都快付不出貸款了

187
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妳知道自己欠了幾個月的生活費嗎？

188
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姐，現在錢根本不重要

189
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妳知道直到不久前
我都跟誰在一起嗎？

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-誰？
-妳別被嚇到喔

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殭屍

192
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還不是歌手Rain，是殭屍？

193
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嗯，殭屍

194
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妳知道殭屍吧？
《陰屍路》裡也有殭屍啊

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像這樣

196
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就是像這樣走路的那個

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蹦蹦跳跳的那個，妳知道吧？

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姐夫，你也知道殭屍啊，對吧？

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看來小姨子不適合演戲啊

200
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那怎麼會是殭屍？根本是蟲吧

201
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殭屍從眼睛就不一樣了

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爸爸

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殭屍的肚子為什麼這麼大？

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你死定了

205
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再來是小姨子

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我說過不准在家裡談論殭屍吧？

207
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那是因為小姨子突然提到

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抱歉

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姐

210
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他真的不是人

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他不是人類啊

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好痛

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那妳呢？
從來沒賺過一分飯錢的妳呢？

214
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妳就算是人嗎？

215
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妳要是有良心就不該這樣對我

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妳要這樣活到什麼時候？

217
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妳馬上就要30歲了！

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拜託給我振作一點！

219
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-姐
-我的拖把呢？

220
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我說的是真的，為什麼不相信？

221
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妳給我過來，喂！

222
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妳給我站住！過來！

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站住，喂！

224
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吃吧

225
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小姨子看電影看得太入戲了

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是什麼電影？

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就是有一部

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把殭屍刻畫得很真實的

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00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,451
超震撼電影

230
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,290
真是的

231
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,418
怎麼可以把毫無防備的人趕出來啊？

232
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:53,754
這還算是家人嗎？

233
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,756
根本不是家人了嘛！

234
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,804
在妳拿生活費回來之前
別想踏進家門一步！

235
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,097
聽到沒？

236
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,951
既然要丟拖鞋給我

237
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,786
就丟個成對的嘛

238
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,789
真是的

239
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,587
也是啦

240
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,214
殭屍根本不可怕

241
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,675
可怕的是我貧困的現實生活

242
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:51,729
（和解金）

243
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,700
真是要瘋了

244
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,204
降臨市這樣下去會安全嗎？

245
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,499
如果讓那小子復活
可能會掀起腥風血雨耶

246
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,209
相信我啦

247
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,046
既然你這麼為降臨市著想
為什麼還要做那種事啊？

248
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,052
怎麼了？

249
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,387
我在調查毒品案

250
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,348
但怎麼有那麼多人牽扯其中啊？

251
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,517
真讓人頭痛

252
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,227
這次就乘勝追擊

253
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,063
把毒品案相關人士一網打盡

254
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,397
-最強
-降臨

255
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,193
養樂多來啦

256
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,279
養樂多最能幫助消化啦，真是…

257
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:43,948
車刑警

258
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,449
一口氣乾了吧

259
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,494
謝謝妳

260
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,372
我們善智你打算怎麼辦？

261
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,378
什麼？

262
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,714
我是問你什麼時候要帶走那丫頭？

263
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,094
我會趁這次以生活費為藉口
徹底把她趕出家門

264
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,888
你就把她娶回家吧

265
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,432
大姐，妳也知道我們只是朋友

266
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,809
唉唷

267
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,019
男女之間哪有純友誼啊？

268
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,106
人生苦短，沒時間猶豫啦

269
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,901
現代人都能活到100歲了
哪還算人生苦短啊？

270
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,573
要是之後被人家搶走該怎麼辦啊？

271
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,408
怎麼了？難道有人…

272
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,329
有人要追嗎？

273
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,749
怎麼可能？誰會要她啊？

274
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,376
你知道我是站在妳這邊的吧？

275
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,669
那位大嬸

276
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,839
給我一瓶養樂多

277
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,967
他就是上新聞的那個邪教教主吧？

278
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:45,926
是的，沒錯

279
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,219
喂，大嬸

280
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,515
說話小心點，妳怎麼能說
會長是邪教教主呢？真是的

281
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,769
唉唷，會長

282
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,730
接受調查一定很累吧

283
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,441
來喝瓶養樂多吧

284
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,818
要再靠近點，才拿得到啊

285
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,112
-再近一點
-好，謝謝

286
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,530
-再過來一點
-這樣嗎？

287
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,783
你這個幽門桿菌般的傢伙

288
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,370
看我把你從大腸裡揪出來
泡進乳酸菌裡

289
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:17,625
放開我，是誰拿拐杖刺我妹妹的？

290
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,876
是誰？

291
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,920
是你嗎？哪個臭小子…

292
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,255
你給我過來

293
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,509
放開我

294
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,058
（金無影事務所）

295
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,151
這味道…

296
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,875
好吧

297
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,461
大家都說就算誤入虎穴

298
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,797
只要謹慎小心，還是能活下來

299
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,184
他應該不會吃了我吧？

300
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,644
應該不會啦

301
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,980
孔善智

302
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,481
沒什麼好怕的

303
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,119
這樣穿沒關係嗎？
妳好像流了很多汗

304
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,956
今天的確是滿熱的

305
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,004
我沒跟你說嗎？

306
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,089
我開始練拳擊了

307
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,176
今天比較急，來不及換衣服

308
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,640
你真的是殭屍嗎？

309
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,078
-如果是的話呢？
-搞什麼？

310
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,247
他果然是殭屍

311
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,000
幹嘛？妳會怕嗎？

312
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,840
怎麼會呢？才不會

313
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,841
別怕

314
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,509
振作一點

315
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,101
你應該早就看出來了

316
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,686
我的內臟脂肪比較多

317
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,605
我喜歡喝酒嘛

318
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,106
肝也不是很健康

319
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,860
對了，我的腦子

320
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,321
裡面只裝了大便

321
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,698
超難吃的

322
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,202
要那些聰明人的腦才會好吃

323
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,578
我的超難吃

324
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,459
只是供你參考

325
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,088
我就叫妳傳匯款帳號給我就好
何必跑來這演這齣？

326
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,883
如果你匯到我戶頭裡
錢會被直接扣去繳卡債的

327
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,427
難道你以為我是想見你才來的嗎？

328
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,889
快點給我錢啦

329
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,737
幹嘛把窗戶都關起來啊？很悶耶

330
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,074
真是的

331
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,339
給這麼多啊？

332
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,966
錢都拿到了就快走吧

333
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,099
但你看起來好像要出遠門

334
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,560
是要永遠離開這裡嗎？

335
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,228
難道是因為我？

336
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,399
其實也不需要這樣

337
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,943
你要去哪？有地方可以去嗎？

338
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,988
那不關妳的事

339
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,618
謝謝你的錢

340
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871
不管你要去哪，都要保重身體喔

341
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,416
常吃生雞肉對身體不好

342
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,084
一定要記得吃蛔蟲藥喔

343
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,087
還是殭屍不需要吃那個？

344
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,922
妳還有心思擔心我啊？

345
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,228
就叫妳不要喝那麼多酒了

346
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,404
肚子好痛

347
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,911
幫幫我

348
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:04,912
妳沒事吧？

349
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,121
救救我

350
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,918
不要過來，快走開

351
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,128
你要把我吃了吧？

352
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,047
你已經吃了幾個人了？

353
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,174
我是第幾個？

354
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,301
會從哪開始？

355
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,053
從腦開始吃嗎？

356
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,930
還是其他器官？

357
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,265
是大腸嗎？還是小腸？

358
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,601
妳是在亂說什麼啊？

359
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,145
肚子好痛

360
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,982
你在茶裡放了什麼啊？

361
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,861
-很痛嗎？沒事吧？
-別過來，走開啦

362
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,322
不要碰我

363
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,245
我問妳還好嗎？

364
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,830
不要碰我

365
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,299
人生跑馬燈在我眼前一閃而過

366
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,552
雖然我這輩子都沒保過四大保險

367
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,138
但我認為自己活得很坦蕩

368
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,683
也很努力

369
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,809
等等

370
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:12,854
被殭屍咬死是算事故身亡
還是天然災害啊？

371
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,065
我有買壽險嗎？

372
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,818
我又沒有要吃妳，幹嘛穿成這樣？

373
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,287
（冠軍腰帶）

374
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,830
這又是什麼東西啊？

375
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,006
真是的

376
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:43,593
我的生命
就將要結束在殭屍的嘴裡嗎？

377
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,095
28年

378
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,222
這不短不長的人生

379
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,392
辛苦妳了，孔善智

380
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,154
怎麼回事？

381
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,947
-這是什麼聲音？
-小姨子

382
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,408
是哪裡？這裡嗎？

383
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,659
在這裡

384
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,618
善智

385
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,496
善智，妳沒事吧？

386
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,040
小姨子，妳沒事吧？

387
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,374
殭屍

388
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,752
還提什麼殭屍啊？

389
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,046
怎麼辦？老公

390
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,589
這該怎麼辦啊？

391
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:21,923
天啊

392
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,258
醫生來了

393
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,093
醫生，你好

394
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,804
她得的是急性闌尾炎，她的盲腸破了

395
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,390
我的盲腸被拿走了嗎？

396
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,809
那其他部位呢？

397
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,437
我的大腸、小腸都還在嗎？

398
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,939
不是被拿走，是破掉了

399
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,608
其他部位都很正常

400
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,444
那個人…就是那個殭屍呢？

401
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,404
-殭屍？
-很抱歉

402
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,531
這丫頭最近為什麼老提到殭屍？

403
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:51,703
妳是說昨晚送妳來醫院的男生吧？

404
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,791
他看到妳手術順利結束後就走了

405
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,259
他背著妳跑進醫院呢

406
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,097
不僅幫妳掛號
還繳清了手術費和住院費

407
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,516
要是再晚點送醫，情況會非常嚴重呢

408
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,642
真是的

409
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:18,939
搞什麼？
我身為一個殭屍還救起人來了

410
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:22,526
難道我以前是紅十字會
還是救護隊成員嗎？

411
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,820
真是很愛管閒事耶

412
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,962
怎麼會連自己闌尾炎都不知道呢？

413
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,296
妳這個傻瓜

414
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:46,675
看來妳聽到妹妹昏倒了還是會擔心啊

415
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,262
妳的拖鞋左右腳不一樣耶

416
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,682
當然會擔心啊

417
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,935
我們無父無母，互相依靠長大

418
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,687
她可是我唯一的親人

419
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,106
姐

420
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:03,066
也是我的提款機

421
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,901
喂，孔善智，妳沒事吧？

422
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,862
-車刑警，你還抽空過來啊？
-很痛耶

423
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,655
-快坐下
-妳在說什麼？

424
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,574
不是妳打電話叫他來的嗎？

425
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,077
老公，這裡太熱了

426
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,453
我們出去散個步吧

427
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,038
不要啦，這裡很涼快耶

428
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,125
起來

429
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,042
快點

430
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,045
這裡有點悶，我們出去散個步

431
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,214
你們就放心地慢慢聊吧

432
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,008
這麼悶，幹嘛還把簾子拉上啊？

433
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,848
等等

434
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,808
知道了，我在走了

435
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,232
妳身體好點了嗎？

436
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,776
是闌尾炎，我打算今天就出院

437
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,030
看來是妳太忙於電視台的事
又調查新真理教

438
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,865
趁這機會好好休息吧

439
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,533
不過就是個闌尾炎

440
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,868
休息一天就夠了

441
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,914
讓我看看
我說過不准你吃糖果了吧？

442
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,499
真是的，就說我沒吃了

443
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,626
妳看

444
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,046
你真的沒吃嗎？

445
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,925
你一直吃糖牙齒會爛掉喔

446
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,552
-知道了啦，我不吃就好啦
-如果是老闆就聞得出來

447
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:13,762
不要吃就好

448
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:27,067
怎麼突然要買雞肉？

449
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,985
因為想吃吃看生雞肉

450
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:32,530
因為看金無影偵探
吃生雞肉吃得很高興

451
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:35,617
金無影？你是說前面那個
偵探事務所吧

452
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,036
那個…

453
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,997
你認識金無影？

454
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,458
就是降臨市的愛鬍會啊

455
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,293
-腹瀉會？
-不是

456
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,212
是愛鬍會

457
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:49,798
-愛鬍會是什麼啊？
-就是喜愛鬍子的人的聚會

458
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:50,924
幹嘛要愛鬍子？

459
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,344
你看啊，那裡就有照片

460
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:55,929
是《猩球崛起》嗎？

461
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,556
{\an8}（為鬍生，為鬍死，愛鬍足球會）

462
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,684
{\an8}有鬍子的人都長得好像

463
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,602
{\an8}我都看不出哪個是他了呢

464
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,813
唉唷，哪有都長得一樣？

465
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,189
他就在中間啊

466
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:08,775
-他嗎？
-對啊

467
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,655
這應該是他第一次
也是最後一次參加活動

468
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,615
因為他很怕生

469
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,785
每次都不參加活動
我勸了他好久，他才來的

470
00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:20,662
這也是好幾個月前的事了

471
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,999
雞肉給你們

472
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,375
拿去

473
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,460
-利息
-這個月的利息在這裡

474
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,672
最近生意也不好

475
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,299
真不知道什麼時候才能還完

476
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:36,344
我們也只能靠在中間收點利息活下去

477
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,637
爸爸

478
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,681
快過來

479
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,019
老弟

480
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:46,563
下個月開始再還吧

481
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,357
孩子真可愛

482
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,911
別誤會了，我不是出於好心

483
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,164
是因為逼不得已才這樣做的

484
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,587
所以以後不能把核桃養在這裡了嗎？

485
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:15,008
不管照顧什麼，都要有相對的責任感

486
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,601
叔叔，你要去很遠的地方嗎？

487
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,063
你還會回來吧？我很喜歡你耶

488
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,484
時間不早了，小孩子要快點回家

489
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:53,254
喂？俊宇

490
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,217
-核桃嗎？
-嗯

491
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,552
爸爸說可以養

492
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,262
但媽媽堅決反對

493
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,889
阿姨，妳覺得呢？

494
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,182
這個嘛

495
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:07,018
只要你開心，我當然贊成了

496
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:12,982
俊宇

497
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,361
你剛剛才跟偵探叔叔分開嗎？

498
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,695
嗯

499
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,573
他沒有說他要去哪裡嗎？

500
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,368
沒說啊，他就直接下樓了

501
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,078
這樣啊

502
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,831
好吧

503
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,347
小姐，妳還不能外出

504
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,316
搞什麼？他跑去哪了？

505
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,672
（大便）

506
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,803
什麼嘛，居然把我的名字設成大便

507
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,739
你好，我們需要上車調查

508
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:43,823
好的

509
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,038
各位辛苦了
我是降臨警察局的吳錦泰警衛

510
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,916
有民眾檢舉發現可疑人物
所以我們正在調查

511
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:56,336
所以要請大家讓我們看一下身分證

512
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,672
可以請你出示身分證嗎？

513
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:00,924
發生什麼事了嗎？

514
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,092
因為有人檢舉發現可疑人物

515
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,595
可以請你出示身分證嗎？

516
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:12,560
謝謝

517
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,772
可以請你出示身分證嗎？

518
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,695
（身分證）

519
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,538
-金無影先生
-是

520
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,541
這是你本人沒錯吧？

521
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,292
是

522
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,046
這照片不是很清楚呢

523
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:43,508
請問你有其他證件嗎？

524
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,804
其他證件嗎？

525
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:48,930
沒有

526
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,770
老闆

527
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,236
你怎麼沒帶手機啊？

528
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,946
孔企劃

529
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,489
吳刑警

530
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,324
你們認識嗎？

531
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,576
他是我老闆

532
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,663
今天老闆急著赴合作廠商的約

533
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,415
居然連手機都忘記帶了

534
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,294
給你

535
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,090
不過，妳身體還好嗎？

536
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,302
這點小病不算什麼啦

537
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,639
但你們似乎在找人啊

538
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,808
因為有人報警
所以我們在周邊進行調查

539
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,980
妳怎麼知道要來這裡？

540
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,442
我看了你的手機搜尋紀錄

541
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:43,860
出現了這個巴士轉運站

542
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,862
妳幹嘛亂看我的手機啊？

543
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:51,951
但妳幹嘛跑來？

544
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,539
我們還有事沒做啊

545
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:04,547
一定很好吃

546
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,679
所以上次那個工讀生

547
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,141
是妳老闆嗎？

548
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:19,145
難怪我覺得很眼熟

549
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,815
可是老闆幹嘛要去打工啊？

550
00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:25,360
那個…

551
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,821
他是在臥底辦案

552
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:33,201
偵探不是都會偽裝成別人
隱藏身分嗎？

553
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,577
我懂

554
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,579
那當時

555
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,207
又為什麼要生吃牛小腸啊？

556
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:44,045
那個啊

557
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:45,797
聽說

558
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,133
最近有很多店非法買賣牛小腸

559
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:51,260
真的啊？

560
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:55,098
像是用過期的牛小腸或是偷斤減兩

561
00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:57,517
所以他才來調查啊，還親自試吃

562
00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,769
-天啊
-那個…

563
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:02,397
請不要誤會，妳的食材非常好

564
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,107
嗯，當然啦

565
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:08,695
你好專業啊，我還誤會你

566
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,531
之前的事真的很抱歉

567
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,074
-沒關係
-我的天啊

568
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,910
-真的好帥喔
-是啊

569
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,412
請你多吃一點

570
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,455
-妳也多吃點
-好

571
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:20,456
-那我開動啦
-好

572
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,760
一定很好吃

573
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,683
我們不是說好了嗎？
抓到邪教教主就來吃牛小腸

574
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,561
妳都知道我的身分了

575
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,604
還有辦法跟我一起吃飯啊？

576
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,816
要是你想的話
我應該早就被你吃了吧

577
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,320
還有，昨天很抱歉

578
00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:55,658
不知道你是想救我，還誤會你

579
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,036
不用跟我道歉

580
00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,705
是因為我不想吃盲腸發炎的人

581
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,500
我聽說你也將核桃
完好如初地還給俊宇啦

582
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,461
你為什麼沒把核桃吃掉啊？

583
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,006
那隻小東西還不夠我塞牙縫呢

584
00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,424
這樣啊

585
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:14,260
看來你是很有良心的殭屍呢

586
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:16,262
有名字的東西都不吃

587
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:18,806
還是該說你很有人情味呢？

588
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,683
妳不知道亂吃東西會拉肚子嗎？

589
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,186
我也不是什麼都吃的

590
00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,437
只吃乾淨衛生的東西

591
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:28,191
總之快吃吧，肚子很餓吧

592
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,234
我從昨天開始就什麼都沒吃了

593
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,156
嗯，這間店真好吃

594
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,075
真不貼心

595
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,871
對了，你只吃生的對吧？

596
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:44,582
不好意思，我要兩人份的牛小腸
還有一瓶燒酒

597
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:45,750
牛小腸要生的

598
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,089
不對啊

599
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,801
既然都吃不了
你幹嘛還說自己喜歡吃牛小腸鍋？

600
00:34:55,885 --> 00:35:00,223
我也不知道，就很想親眼看看

601
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:01,557
這樣啊

602
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,103
上菜囉

603
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,109
等一下

604
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,151
我們自己來就好

605
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,862
好啊，你們自便

606
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:19,283
我多送了你們一條喔

607
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,785
謝謝招待

608
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,667
我自己吃就沒意思了

609
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,682
妳喝這麼多酒沒問題嗎？

610
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:45,518
不是盲腸破了嗎？現在整張臉都紅了

611
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,022
你們殭屍可能不太清楚

612
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,483
用燒酒消毒最好了

613
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,152
說什麼鬼話？

614
00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:01,075
死掉之後一睜開眼

615
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,327
就發現自己變殭屍了？

616
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,666
打擊很大吧？

617
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:11,711
豈止是打擊而已，我整個人都崩潰了

618
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,756
根本想不透為什麼這種事
會發生在自己身上

619
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,473
不管走了多久

620
00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:26,893
都走不到盡頭

621
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,668
對我來說

622
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:56,339
生和死始終是共存的

623
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:58,925
和人類一樣

624
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:04,764
生和死都無法自己選擇

625
00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:07,266
這就是

626
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,019
殭屍的宿命

627
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,189
你很害怕

628
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,484
也很孤單、痛苦吧？

629
00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:20,488
老闆

630
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,074
那你不能在這待久一點嗎？

631
00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,951
反正你又沒地方去

632
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:26,619
我呢

633
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,454
絕對不會說出去的

634
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:33,000
我覺得偵探這個職業

635
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,503
非常適合你

636
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,879
根本就是命中注定

637
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:41,175
況且你還有超能力

638
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,343
你的鼻子

639
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,014
就像電影裡演的一樣啊

640
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:51,102
有缺陷的人會覺得自己是怪物

641
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:54,272
但他們對某些人來說可是英雄呢

642
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,565
拯救身陷險境的人

643
00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:58,109
我呢

644
00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,319
覺得老闆也能成為那種人

645
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,654
英雄

646
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:06,200
這世上一定有某個人

647
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,327
需要借助老闆的超能力

648
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,955
我完全沒打算要幫助人類

649
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:17,211
那我來幫你找找你的過去

650
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,131
什麼？

651
00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:22,133
光憑你自己的力量不夠吧？

652
00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:25,678
也會有像今天這樣差點暴露身分

653
00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:27,596
或被發現你不是人類的危險

654
00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:30,474
怎麼樣？

655
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,896
你不也是

656
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,859
想查出自己的過去才下山的嗎？

657
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,111
自己是誰

658
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,739
為何會死

659
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,033
有沒有…

660
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,872
家人正在等著自己回家

661
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,460
你也很好奇吧？

662
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,297
我來幫你吧

663
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:06,218
妳這是同情還是好奇心作祟？

664
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,596
就當我是多管閒事吧

665
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,351
妳有搞清楚我是誰嗎？

666
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:14,727
我是殭…

667
00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,520
我是殭屍耶

668
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,272
殭屍又怎麼樣？

669
00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,734
殭屍死之前也是人類啊

670
00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:38,084
好，那麼…

671
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,753
-條件呢？
-我要當你的搭檔

672
00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,671
-什麼？
-上次

673
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,548
我們抓邪教教主的時候

674
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,509
感覺還滿合拍的啊

675
00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:50,012
只要在辦公室幫我多加張桌椅就好啦

676
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,098
妳沒事幹嘛來當偵探？

677
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,850
怎麼不繼續去電視台上班？

678
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:57,144
唉唷

679
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,648
電視台…

680
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,108
當企劃是不錯

681
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:08,239
但在背後默默解決案子

682
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,200
好像更適合我

683
00:40:12,284 --> 00:40:13,619
也滿刺激的

684
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,669
實習員工

685
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,589
這是因為不相信我
而需要試用期嗎？

686
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,300
我不是不信任妳，而是不信任人類

687
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,052
一個月後轉正職

688
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,805
-三個月
-一個半月

689
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:34,390
好啦，那兩個月

690
00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:36,183
要幫我保四大保險喔

691
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,977
必須視情況加班

692
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:39,603
成交

693
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:45,568
不過老闆

694
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,695
如果你查清楚過去

695
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,823
就能變回人類了嗎？

696
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,079
這個嘛

697
00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,290
我也不清楚…

698
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:00,207
搞什麼？

699
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,131
就叫妳少喝點了

700
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,637
我想相信我能變回人類

701
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,155
-這是什麼？
-之前欠的生活費

702
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:33,115
多出來的隨便妳花

703
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:35,701
妳去哪弄了這麼多錢？

704
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,537
我開始上班了

705
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:40,539
哪個神經病會用妳啊？

706
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,583
該不會是那間偵探事務所吧？

707
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,543
沒錯，而且

708
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,754
老闆會幫我保四大保險喔

709
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,590
偵探事務所的話

710
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,842
會不會很危險啊？

711
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:53,594
電視台就不危險嗎？

712
00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,596
不管到哪都得要拼命啊

713
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,973
妳沒看他們解決了新真理教嗎？

714
00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,058
看就知道是專業的

715
00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:03,395
-恭喜妳
-謝謝

716
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,232
等等

717
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:08,734
妳…

718
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,570
飯吃那樣夠嗎？

719
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:15,157
我看飯鍋裡沒飯啦

720
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:20,788
得吃飽再去努力工作啊

721
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,998
人就是要吃飯才有力氣

722
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,125
沒錯

723
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,128
老婆，我一粒飯都沒了

724
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,674
你不是說看著我就飽了嗎？

725
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,300
所以我才不太常看妳啊

726
00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,886
這傢伙，小心我揍你

727
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:39,932
瞧瞧你那張嘴
看在我今天心情好就放過你

728
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:43,102
好開心啊，我家善智真棒

729
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,396
兒子，媽媽今天太開心了

730
00:42:45,479 --> 00:42:46,855
真開心

731
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,484
你好

732
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,903
我是高級實習員工孔善智

733
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,990
未來一個月請多多指教

734
00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,540
這些放進冰箱就行了吧？

735
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,044
（新鮮雞肉）

736
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,502
感覺把鬍子刮掉會比較容易

737
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,129
-是吧？
-嗯

738
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,255
這樣的話

739
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,381
刮掉

740
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:58,260
為什麼擦不掉？

741
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,097
可惡，這也太難用了吧

742
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,474
你來試試看

743
00:44:07,853 --> 00:44:08,937
這個擦不掉

744
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:13,609
不管怎麼想都很奇怪

745
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:15,611
這之中一定有什麼

746
00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:17,321
我李成祿

747
00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:18,447
有靈感了

748
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:19,657
具體是什麼靈感？

749
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,327
我也不知道

750
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,704
總之有靈感就對了

751
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:28,957
你再用力點

752
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,678
真是的

753
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:44,431
不過生雞肉真的好吃嗎？

754
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:50,145
你沒吃過原味炸雞或調味炸雞吧？

755
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:52,272
說不定你會覺得很好吃啊

756
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,732
我吃東西不是為了味道

757
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,609
只是為了填飽肚子

758
00:44:55,692 --> 00:44:58,570
我只要稍微肚子餓就會失去理智

759
00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,239
我如果失去理智

760
00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:01,907
就不知道自己會做出什麼事了

761
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,119
這點跟我一樣呢

762
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,287
我肚子餓的時候

763
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,581
也很敏感，不知道自己會做出什麼事

764
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,041
看來我們相處時要小心點了

765
00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:19,007
（牛小腸鍋）

766
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,677
明明不吃牛小腸鍋

767
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,345
卻最喜歡它的理由是…

768
00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:26,140
這是幫助他

769
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:29,101
挺過殭屍時期的靈魂食物嗎？

770
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,394
還是說

771
00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:33,147
這是他變成殭屍前最喜歡的食物？

772
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:35,691
（偵探，金無影）

773
00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:40,612
真可憐

774
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,198
牛小腸鍋超好吃的

775
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:49,746
天啊

776
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,833
殭屍還會用電動牙刷啊

777
00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:56,044
幹嘛拿我的牙刷？

778
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,129
快點打掃

779
00:45:58,755 --> 00:45:59,631
打掃

780
00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,341
是

781
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:12,978
我的天啊

782
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:15,022
也太乾淨了吧？

783
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,900
你本來就有潔癖嗎？

784
00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:21,445
還是變成殭屍後才討厭髒亂的

785
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,113
不知道啦，快點打掃

786
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:32,706
老闆

787
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,376
我是真的很好奇
可以再讓我問一個問題嗎？

788
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,045
什麼問題？

789
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:40,964
你需要大小便嗎？

790
00:46:41,548 --> 00:46:42,799
有用過免治馬桶嗎？

791
00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:43,759
妳出去

792
00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:45,010
這個給我

793
00:46:45,093 --> 00:46:46,094
實習員工大人

794
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:47,971
妳去發傳單

795
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,473
-我是真的很好奇
-發完就回去吧

796
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,725
衣服帶著，直接回家吧

797
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,101
不用回來了

798
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,603
拜託直接回家，知道了嗎？

799
00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:56,980
-我是真的很好奇啊
-慢走

800
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,110
還是一個人比較清靜，自己來吧

801
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,158
殭屍也沒什麼了不起嘛

802
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,744
跟人一樣吃喝拉撒睡啊

803
00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:33,433
她是要偷傳單去賣
拿回被騙的錢嗎？

804
00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:37,396
這女的真的不是普通人

805
00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:39,982
老闆

806
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:41,984
老闆

807
00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:49,866
金偵探，可以幫我把球踢過來嗎？

808
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,369
又想幹嘛？這煩人的人類

809
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,833
沒禮貌的傢伙

810
00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,529
好痛

811
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,742
這男人打人也太痛了吧

812
00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:36,413
所以說啊

813
00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:39,541
那個傢伙拿著這個

814
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,169
一直亂丟

815
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:45,589
骨頭完全都爛掉了

816
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:47,007
所以那個人在哪裡？

817
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:48,467
我怎麼會知道？

818
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,677
既然是從地獄來的

819
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,429
應該又回地獄去了吧

820
00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,057
（金無影事務所）

821
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:56,308
太準了吧

822
00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:01,730
（尋人，蒐證，外遇，跟蹤
偵探，金無影）

823
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,108
那個金無影偵探

824
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:07,611
雖然說不想洩露身分

825
00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:09,529
但還是要跟他道個謝吧？

826
00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:11,490
畢竟替我們掃蕩新真理教

827
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,576
金無影偵探的話

828
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,370
是孔企劃工作的地方吧？

829
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,413
對，她現在在那邊上班

830
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:21,750
我稍微查了金無影這個人

831
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,806
（初月路西裝店）

832
00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:37,766
來，不好意思

833
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,149
既然都這樣了

834
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,150
就照大便說的

835
00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:51,738
一邊尋找過去
一邊當偵探賺錢也不錯

836
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,994
那個…有打五折對吧？

837
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,414
是的，優惠只到今天而已

838
00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:09,423
要有客人我才能要獎金啊

839
00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,264
歡迎光臨

840
00:50:20,308 --> 00:50:22,436
妳不是對面牛小腸店的老闆娘嗎？

841
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:24,062
怎麼會來這裡呢？

842
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:27,774
有個人把我們店的窗戶砸碎了

843
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:28,900
店裡的窗戶嗎？

844
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:32,070
我都還沒還完店面的貸款

845
00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:35,782
如果想還那筆錢
未來幾年要整天對著牛小腸

846
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,159
又洗又切又烤的

847
00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:39,536
才有辦法還清貸款

848
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,749
敢砸跟我命一樣重要的店

849
00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:46,251
被我抓到他就死定了

850
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,920
請問那顆球…

851
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:52,257
沒錯，就是這顆足球

852
00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:54,885
我在這找了半天都沒找到人

853
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:57,387
才會跑到徵信社來

854
00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,514
“愛鬍會”？

855
00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:01,850
你知道是誰嗎？

856
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:11,985
砸了妳店的窗戶的犯人

857
00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:14,362
正是…

858
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:16,990
-金無…
-找不到！

859
00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:19,576
找不到，我找不到那顆球

860
00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:21,912
金老闆，妳怎麼會過來？

861
00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:23,079
怎麼回事？

862
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,372
是足球耶

863
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,374
飛到妳店裡啦？

864
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:28,585
我找了很久呢

865
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:30,796
這顆足球

866
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,131
是你的啊？

867
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,591
嗯，那是我的

868
00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:36,134
我這次新買的

869
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,888
我要趁這個機會
留個鬍子加入晨間足球會

870
00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:42,390
不對啊，這種社區同好會不適合我吧

871
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:44,226
我可是世界級的水準呢

872
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:45,727
我這樣像不像安貞桓啊？

873
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,521
花美男安貞桓

874
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,189
怎麼樣？厲害吧？

875
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,398
嚇我一跳

876
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,456
{\an8}（愛鬍會，晨間足球會）

877
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,904
我就把這

878
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,115
當作是我店窗戶的賠償金吧

879
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:46,997
搞什麼？

880
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,540
那個女的是怎樣？

881
00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:51,501
聽說有人用那顆足球
把她店裡的窗戶砸破了

882
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,920
貸款還沒還清，跟她命一樣重要的店

883
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,881
那是金無影砸的啊，可惡

884
00:52:56,381 --> 00:52:57,549
金無影這混蛋

885
00:52:57,632 --> 00:52:58,675
老闆

886
00:52:58,758 --> 00:52:59,843
你剛剛有看到嗎？

887
00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:01,052
看到什麼？

888
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,637
我的韓國夢

889
00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:15,901
我沒砸店，他就該偷笑了

890
00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:22,490
殭屍人生第二年

891
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:26,202
來到人類世界後第一次

892
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,413
用自己賺的錢買衣服穿

893
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:33,752
這就叫做

894
00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:35,879
共生吧

895
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,589
沒錯

896
00:53:37,672 --> 00:53:39,132
是殭屍又怎樣？

897
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,433
殭屍死之前

898
00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:50,185
也和這些人一樣

899
00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:51,645
都是人類啊

900
00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:07,494
你好，我們是無影偵探事務所

901
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,330
你好，我們是無影偵探事務所

902
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,374
有需要隨時歡迎光臨

903
00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:15,502
我們是無影偵探事務所
有需要隨時聯絡我們

904
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:18,838
太好了，發完啦

905
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,342
-俊宇
-阿姨

906
00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:24,719
嗯，下課啦？

907
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,263
你們怎麼看起來這麼不開心？

908
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:29,474
我們今天考了聽寫

909
00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:32,435
俊宇才考30分而已

910
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,479
我多他5分

911
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:35,897
考了35分喔

912
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:42,904
俊宇能考到30分已經很厲害了

913
00:54:43,488 --> 00:54:47,200
你媽媽在你這年紀沒考超過30分過

914
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:49,202
-真的嗎？
-嗯

915
00:54:49,285 --> 00:54:52,455
那阿姨，我們可以玩一次電動嗎？

916
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,582
-拜託
-拜託

917
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:55,583
-阿姨
-阿姨

918
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:56,668
拜託

919
00:54:56,751 --> 00:54:57,919
電動嗎？

920
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,922
只能玩一次喔

921
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,091
-好，太棒了
-太棒了

922
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:04,884
去玩電動吧

923
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:05,969
太好了

924
00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:06,928
快點

925
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,430
要快點打啊

926
00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:10,140
那邊，過來了

927
00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:13,393
-俊宇殺了他，快點，那個…
-快點

928
00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:15,020
那邊…

929
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:16,187
殺了他

930
00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:19,566
快點

931
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:20,734
很好

932
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:25,155
-俊宇，準備好了嗎？
-嗯

933
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,199
-俊宇加油
-衝啊

934
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,367
衝啊

935
00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:32,162
預備

936
00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:38,251
開始

937
00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:39,669
殺啊！

938
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:41,713
殺啊！

939
00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:43,131
{\an8}殺啊

940
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:04,736
阿姨，妳怎麼了？

941
00:56:06,988 --> 00:56:08,323
我沒辦法射他們

942
00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:09,282
為什麼？

943
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:12,327
他們這麼努力想活下來

944
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:14,287
我怎麼忍心殺他們？

945
00:56:15,371 --> 00:56:17,457
我沒辦法，真的做不到

946
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:20,126
喂，你們看清楚了

947
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:24,005
你們知道他們往前一步
要花多大的力氣嗎？

948
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:27,217
他們那樣走一整天
也只能走個五公里

949
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,469
你們不知道五公里多短吧？

950
00:56:32,388 --> 00:56:33,431
沒錯

951
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,350
活下來吧

952
00:56:35,433 --> 00:56:38,103
在這險惡的世界存活下來吧

953
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,104
加油

954
00:56:43,983 --> 00:56:45,193
喂？

955
00:56:45,276 --> 00:56:46,319
妳在哪？

956
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:48,571
我嗎？

957
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,741
（金無影事務所）

958
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:52,909
金無影事務所前面

959
00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:53,910
現在嗎？

960
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,746
喂，你等一下，我現在馬上過去

961
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,165
俊宇

962
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,750
阿姨有事要先走，你先回家

963
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:01,918
-知道嗎？
-嗯

964
00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:07,173
-回家路上小心喔
-嗯

965
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,099
請問哪位？

966
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:17,767
我看門沒鎖

967
00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:20,979
你是金無影吧？

968
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,022
是

969
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:26,025
我是降臨警察局重案組的

970
00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:27,735
車度賢

971
00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:32,532
不過

972
00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:35,577
你似乎主要是在找失蹤人口啊

973
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:36,870
是的

974
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,042
我常聽善智提到你的事

975
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,212
聽說你在新真理教案幫了她很大的忙

976
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,717
早該來跟你打聲招呼的

977
00:57:51,384 --> 00:57:52,469
真是不好意思

978
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,179
沒關係，小事而已

979
00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:58,641
“偵探

980
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,352
金無影”

981
00:58:05,231 --> 00:58:06,399
你真的是金無影嗎？

982
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,194
你這句話

983
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:10,612
是什麼意思？

984
00:58:10,695 --> 00:58:11,738
你…

985
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,286
真的是…

986
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,122
金無影嗎？

987
00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:31,508
{\an8}（感謝森姆汗明頓特別出演）

988
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:45,313
我也有在等著我回家的母親嗎？

989
00:58:45,396 --> 00:58:46,356
我的孩子

990
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:49,108
好一陣子沒有動靜了

991
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,361
-再這樣下去
-老闆，你的眼睛…

992
00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:52,987
會不會開始吃人類啊？

993
00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,072
{\an8}金無影這人

994
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:57,116
{\an8}我查得越深越覺得不對勁

995
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,327
{\an8}他絕對有什麼祕密

996
00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:01,329
{\an8}你已經完全恢復記憶了嗎？

997
00:59:01,412 --> 00:59:04,457
{\an8}對，我想起來了
我的記憶已經完全恢復了

998
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,001
{\an8}所以以後不准在我面前
提到記憶這兩個字

999
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:07,919
{\an8}知道了嗎？

1000
00:59:08,002 --> 00:59:11,256
{\an8}活著回到地獄裡，殭屍偵探