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{\an8}不好意思，借我一下

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-不行！
-不行！

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後腦杓

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狠狠挨了一記

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-大叔
-叔叔

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大叔

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大叔，你醒醒啊

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{\an8}你醒醒啊，大叔，打119

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119

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{\an8}他好像不是孔企劃認為的變態

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別拍了，製作人

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快幫幫我

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等等…

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大叔

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大叔，你醒醒

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大叔

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喂？我這邊是小學後門

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搞什麼？

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他的臉怎麼這麼冰？

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現在有個人昏倒了

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請快點過來，對

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心…

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他心臟沒在跳

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什麼？

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好像已經死了

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大叔，你醒醒啊

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大叔！

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{\an8}（救護車）

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拜託…

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確認脈搏，是心臟驟停

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一，二，三，四，五
六，七，八，九，十

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一，二，三，四，五

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-六，七，八…
-似乎已經死亡了

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怎麼辦？

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我該怎麼辦？

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-小姐
-怎麼辦？

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妳先冷靜點

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怎麼辦？不會的

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怎麼辦？我該怎麼辦？

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我是誰？

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這是哪裡？

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復活了

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-什麼？
-復活了

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-我昏倒了嗎？
-復活了

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但我是殭屍啊

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你醒了嗎？

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你是清醒的嗎？

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要離開這裡才行

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等一下，馬上就到了

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但旁邊都是人類

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機器好像故障了

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那才剛換沒多久耶

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是我太大意了

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居然會被人類偷襲

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你不要亂動，就快要到了

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還要多久？多久才會到？

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殭屍的後腦杓是很脆弱的

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（降臨醫院）

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心臟驟停狀態，準備做心肺復甦術

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醫生，查不到傷患的身分

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-我的身分嗎？
-要先做什麼呢？

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先帶去做精密檢查吧

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精密檢查？

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先報警吧

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報警？

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你醒啦？回過神來了嗎？

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我啊

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不是故意用安全帽丟你的頭

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當時可能有點誤會

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我很抱歉

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俗話說躲開大便不是因為害怕

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是因為太骯髒了

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這個人類

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不過就是坨大便

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我會支付所有檢查費用

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還是先接受治療再說吧

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我…

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我不是要打你

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只是想拿名片給你

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現在連大便都好嚇人

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我呢

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{\an8}（企劃，孔善智）

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{\an8}作為時事節目企劃

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一直是個注重良心和守護真相的人

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希望你能了解我的行為並無惡意

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大發慈悲跟我和解吧

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-還敢說要和解
-先生

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看我理不理妳

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你哪裡不舒服嗎？

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我現在就去叫醫生，稍等一下

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醫生

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醫生，傷患醒來了

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怎麼回事？跑去哪了？

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傷患去哪了？

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他跑去哪了？

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-不見了嗎？
-先生

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那也不能就這樣走人啊

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看要做檢查還是付醫藥費
總之要先和解啊

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妳沒處理好可能會被告傷害

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不對，不只傷害罪

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還要加上過失傷害，殺人未遂

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什麼？殺人嗎？

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喂，我真的沒打算殺他

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是因為我以為他是變態

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結果他不是啊

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加上有那麼多人看到妳丟安全帽

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都給他名片了，應該會聯絡妳
先等等看吧

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好啦，知道了

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聽說孔企劃又闖禍了

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我只聽過用安全帽保護頭部

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用安全帽砸腦袋還是第一次聽說呢

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也對

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我就在想她最近怎麼這麼安分

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上次孔企劃徒手抓傷暴露狂

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最後也被人家告了傷害

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暴露狂本來就該打

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那傢伙就是個壞蛋啊

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你是不是

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覺得孔企劃身邊的男人都是壞蛋？

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抓壞人是我的工作

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我只是盡本分而已

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真羨慕孔企劃啊

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{\an8}（養樂多）

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大姐

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這臭丫頭現在居然還動手打人？

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不是這樣的

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善智她

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不是故意要打傷人的

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看我怎麼收拾她

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那個…

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那是我…我的

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不好意思

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來

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離家出走的老婆，搞外遇的小狗

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幫你挖出另一半的過去

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降臨市首屈一指的徵信社

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世界之王徵信社

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來

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歡迎各位到

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既實在又有效率的世界之王徵信社

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不管是誰，我們老闆都會幫你找到

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我就是老闆，會替你打折的

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叔叔

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你也能幫忙找狗嗎？

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小朋友

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諮詢要另外收費

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請到世界之王徵信社預約

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正式進行委託

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來，給你

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要帶錢來喔

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真卑鄙

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卑鄙？

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喂，你知道英國人多禮遇偵探嗎？

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如果我在英國出生

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連福爾摩斯都要叫我一聲大哥

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就因為在這種鬼地方開業

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才會被這種臭小鬼瞧不起

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金偵…

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那是金偵探吧？

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就說要時時刻刻保護我的後腦杓

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偏偏遇到那個女人

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會不會有圓形禿啊？

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喂

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金偵探！

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走近一看

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長得滿帥的嘛

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我如果減肥

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會變成這樣嗎？

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這個人類

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認識金無影嗎？

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金無影

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看到人不用打招呼啊？

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他以為我是金無影

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畢竟是同行

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打個招呼不過分吧？

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他跟金無影不熟

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沒禮貌的傢伙

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是因為刮了鬍子嗎？

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怎麼覺得有點陌生？

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好陌生啊

181
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我在哪裡看過那個人類啊？

182
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感覺好像在哪看過啊

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有人在嗎？

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妳是誰？

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佔用你幾分鐘的時間

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我是賣化妝品的

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我不需要

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天啊，你長得好帥啊

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看看那皮膚的光澤

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你是不是在臉上塗了蜂蜜啊？

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真是個花美男啊

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不過啊

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這種時候保養就更重要了

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這裡有疤痕呢

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不用擔心，你別擔心

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淡化疤痕，肌膚重生

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塗塗看這個乳霜

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皮膚都會死而復生喔

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少騙了，皮膚怎麼可能死而復生？

200
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,663
那這個…

201
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多少錢啊？

202
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-54萬韓元
-54萬韓元嗎？

203
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,128
我讓你分48期零利息

204
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我沒有那麼多錢

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不好意思，請妳離開吧

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錢不夠的話，那這個呢？

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這個也很棒，算你便宜點

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便宜點

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（防曬乳）

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那…

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那妳這個

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有BB霜的效果嗎？

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B…

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雖然沒有BB霜的效果

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擦了這個皮膚會很亮

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外出的時候擦這個

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會直接迷倒眾生啊

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那…

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沒關係，我很少出門

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什麼啊？那還一副會買的樣子

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不買的話就說清楚啊

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怎麼有這麼奇怪的人類？

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但那個大嬸沒帶走…

224
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什麼？“樣品”？

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拿這個來騙錢啊

226
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被人類纏了一整天

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快餓死了

228
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又沒有食物，到底要吃什麼好啊？

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不信地獄…

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-不信地獄！
-不信地獄！

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電視台的人滾蛋吧！

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-滾蛋吧！
-滾蛋吧！

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中斷對新真理教的抹黑

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-中斷吧！
-中斷吧！

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神一定會審判你們的

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-全都下地獄吧！
-下地獄吧！

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下地獄吧！

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《追蹤70分鐘》

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請中斷對新真理教的抹黑

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-中斷吧！
-中斷吧！

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喂，你們算什麼東西？

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竟敢汙衊我們的會長？

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看是要發澄清聲明

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或是中斷後續報導

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不給個交代我就不走

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-不走了！
-不走了！

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耍賴，我就是要耍賴

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-耍賴
-耍賴

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-妳不准走
-我要賴在這

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看妳能拿我怎樣

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耍賴

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-中斷吧！
-中斷吧！

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大叔

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大叔債還完了嗎？

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大叔為了捐錢還借了高利貸對吧？

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那位會長拿大叔捐的錢
在海外蓋了度假村

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大嬸

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大嬸繳不出房租，只能住考試院吧？

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那位會長上個月用外遇對象的名義

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在大峙洞買了別墅

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我們是為了大叔、大嬸這樣的人好

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才會這麼認真做報導

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請你們清醒點

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妳把我們會長當成什麼人了？

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不准妳亂說！

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-不好意思
-不是啊，他才不是會長…

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就是個有詐欺前科的騙子
夠了，別再說了

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妳以為這樣他們就聽得進去嗎？

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所以總要有人提醒他們

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直到他們聽進去

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好啦，走吧

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目擊者有聯絡妳嗎？

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沒有

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喂，後天就要播出了

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到現在還沒聯絡是怎樣？

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上次也說要接受採訪

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結果開了天窗

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這一次

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我會想辦法說服他的

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再給我一點時間

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隨便，我不想管了

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亨哲

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亨哲

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如果想抓到犯人，我就需要採訪你

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拜託你

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這次機會真的很難得

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只要說你記得的部分就好

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請想想死去的昭里，再考慮一下

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那活著的人呢？

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什麼？

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死掉的人重要

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活著的人就不重要了嗎？

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妳有想過

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我從那天後過得多痛苦嗎？

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我真的不想再和這個案件
有任何牽扯了

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請離開吧

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肚子好餓

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這樣下去會不會又暈倒啊？

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這肥美的頸肉

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正在引誘著我

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“啊、欸、伊、喔、嗚”

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遇到一個瘋子

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俗話說三個忍字能夠避免殺人

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千萬要忍耐

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吃別的就好

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{\an8}（核桃）

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怎麼回事？

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這是老天爺給我的禮物嗎？

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給你，這是付500韓元能得到的

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天啊，我家核桃呢？

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想要找到牠，就多拿點錢來

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這星期內拿來更好

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叔叔

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但你是怎麼知道我在這的？

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人類的汗味味道很重

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要記得洗澡

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媽媽怎麼每天都把頭髮弄成那樣？

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為了省燙頭髮的錢啊

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媽媽為什麼每天都穿一樣的衣服？

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因為這是媽媽穿起來

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最好看的衣服啊

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不好看嗎？

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嗯，很好看

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怎麼回事？

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冰箱怎麼了？

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-謝謝
-請慢用

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多吃點喔

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多吃點

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我來幫忙吧

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（通緝誘拐殺害未成年人之嫌犯）

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無論如何都一定要抓到這傢伙

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當然

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活著的人比死掉的人更重要

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但是

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可能有人會因為你而有機會活下來

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而且

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可能還有和你一樣

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目擊了那起事件的目擊者

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如果那些人看了我們節目中

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採訪你的片段

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說不定他們也會願意鼓起勇氣？

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請相信我，幫忙這一次就好

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我們…

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一定要抓到犯人

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好嗎？

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（金無影事務所）

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我留下這條狗命的理由？

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因為這是隻會下黃金蛋的狗

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從現在開始

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你價值499萬9500韓元

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跟路邊的野狗等級不同

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現在起你的名字叫做

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賺翻了

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賺翻了

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好吃嗎？

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一定很好吃

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不要這樣看我

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不要看我，看別的地方

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不要看我，我會有罪惡感

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別用這種眼神看我

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看別的地方

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我們是降臨牛小腸

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歡迎免費試吃好吃的牛小腸

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非常彈牙喔

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“免費試吃牛小腸”？

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歡迎各位試吃

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今天可以免費試吃美味的牛小腸

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歡迎來試吃

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非常彈牙喔

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提供美味牛小腸免費試吃

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過去一年來

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讓我保持人類理智的…

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（牛小腸鍋）

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牛

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小

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腸

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鍋

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終於來到

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與它相遇的瞬間了嗎？

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防曬乳效果應該差不多吧？

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（降臨分店全新開幕，試吃活動）

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是的，各位，我們開幕了

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請來降臨分店享用牛小腸

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來吃吃看吧

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請來用餐吧

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洛東江邊的風

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吹過裙襬

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好吃的牛小腸

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歡迎試吃牛小腸

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各位，牛小腸鍋也很好吃喔

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快來用餐吧

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紅桃啊，不要哭泣

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哥哥在這裡

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-歡迎來吃牛小腸
-歡迎試吃牛小腸

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身為妻子的本分

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妳都做到啦

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謝謝各位

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火熱的氣氛

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火熱的牛小腸

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火熱…

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火熱的牛小腸

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歡迎來吃熱騰騰的牛小腸

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雖然有點太白了

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沒事的，很自然

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我是人類

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是人類

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牛小腸，來嚼、來吃、來品嚐吧

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牛小腸

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去嚼、去吃、去品嚐吧

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試吃活動到此為止

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開幕活動會持續進行

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各位慢慢看

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進來店裡

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自己掏錢

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買來吃喔

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真是小氣

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王偉

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進去吧

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這裡還有

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請到裡面用餐吧

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（光想就令人心動的牛小腸）

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我沒有錢

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可惡

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怎麼回事？

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他們也是殭屍嗎？

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你也太晚來了吧？

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等你好久了

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為什麼要等我？

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-漢杰，都到了嗎？
-對

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怎麼回事？

431
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,709
但你的殭屍妝怎麼只畫一半？

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-殭屍妝？
-再調整一下應該就可以了

433
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我們這次的宣傳方式很新穎

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-殭屍妝要畫得再逼真點才行
-真受不了人類

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請去找其他殭屍吧

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他是怎樣？

437
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都打扮好了又不做

438
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我會免費請你們吃牛小腸鍋

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給我認真點

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-降臨…
-牛小腸！

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牛小腸鍋

442
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如果不是因為孔企劃

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我不會接受採訪的

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當然了

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託你的福

446
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我們一定能抓到犯人的

447
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告訴我們你那天看到什麼就行了

448
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好

449
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那天，我很難得去夜釣

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我旁邊有個也在夜釣的男人

451
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過了好一陣子後

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抱歉，可以跟你借個火嗎？

453
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我跟他借了火

454
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但他看起來有點奇怪

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雖然沒說半句話

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卻也感受得到殺意

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犯人的長相

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如果再看到的話

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你認得出來嗎？

460
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,483
當然

461
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過去一年裡我一直忘不了那張臉

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老闆，太陽打西邊出來啦？

463
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居然請我吃牛小腸

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我們世界之王徵信社

465
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想擴展業務到全世界的話

466
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當然要先填飽肚子啊

467
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多吃點

468
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-謝謝老闆
-各付各的喔

469
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我不吃了

470
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王偉

471
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喂，王偉

472
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可惡

473
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金老闆，我們都沒動過

474
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-就不付錢了
-王偉！

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00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,192
那個傢伙

476
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,404
採訪順利嗎？

477
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:55,989
嗯

478
00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,782
明天就會播出

479
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,660
我一定會親手揪出那個聖誕老人

480
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,829
車刑警，準備好了嗎？

481
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,497
我一直都是待命狀態啊

482
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:05,999
-走吧
-走吧

483
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,377
金寶拉

484
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,212
-你們來啦
-金老闆

485
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,464
-妳看
-妳看

486
00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:14,841
-這是什麼？
-恭喜妳開幕

487
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,843
-恭喜
-謝謝

488
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,553
快點坐下，坐那邊

489
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:19,929
客人怎麼這麼多啊？

490
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,391
很不錯呢

491
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,815
現在從金護理師變成金老闆啦？

492
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,485
這叫做發揮所長

493
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,653
照大腸內視鏡資歷五年

494
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,072
看大腸的顏色和長度

495
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,281
就知道有多少息肉

496
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:41,409
連有沒有便秘都能一眼看穿

497
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,369
如何？

498
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,621
有這種背景很值得信賴吧？

499
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:45,705
嗯，很值得信賴

500
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,333
-對吧？
-但我怎麼突然沒胃口了？

501
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,002
我家寶拉真帥氣

502
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,340
等我一下

503
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,008
請幫我們炒個飯

504
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,181
聽說她又闖禍了

505
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,808
只能看能不能和解了

506
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,727
不知道的人還以為這邊都歸她管

507
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,271
她自以為是什麼降臨市蝙蝠俠嗎？

508
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,898
怎麼這麼愛多管閒事？

509
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:12,816
唉唷

510
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,692
妳多安慰安慰她吧

511
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:16,945
那當然

512
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,905
我就這一個朋友而已

513
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,156
那你呢？

514
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,909
你什麼時候

515
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,120
才要跟善智告白啊？

516
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,704
喂，肚子突然好餓

517
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:27,914
牛小腸怎麼還不送來？

518
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,874
-嗯？
-三人份

519
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,172
是，你不用擔心

520
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,465
明天就會播出了

521
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,175
是

522
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,347
不過那個大叔怎麼沒聯絡我？

523
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,350
應該沒事吧

524
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,398
聽說最近想打工也不好找

525
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,025
真拚命啊

526
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,121
那邊的

527
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,998
你不工作嗎？

528
00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:15,837
什麼啊？

529
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:19,174
如果他這樣還拿薪水就太沒良心了

530
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:22,594
殭屍都扮了，總要跳個舞吧

531
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,828
我把靈魂賣給了人類

532
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,963
我是為了做這種事

533
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,673
才跑了一年的跑步機嗎？

534
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:03,635
是為了做這種事才做發聲練習的嗎？

535
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:05,261
這就是你們想要的？

536
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,347
跳個舞算什麼？

537
00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:11,184
我跳不就行了嗎？你們這些人類

538
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,335
那小子是怎麼回事？

539
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:40,088
怎麼都不會累啊？

540
00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:43,424
我看他應該是剛才突然開竅了

541
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,176
太誇張了吧？

542
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,808
被安全帽打到昏倒

543
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,936
死人聽到都要復活了

544
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:57,397
妳知道保險費為什麼那麼貴嗎？

545
00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,774
那個還沒熟

546
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,277
假如沒有那些裝病還有騙保險費的人

547
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,404
我們的保險費至少能便宜一半

548
00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:07,365
我在醫院工作時看過很多騙子

549
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:09,701
那種人絕對不會馬上跟妳聯絡

550
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,954
他們一定會先跟和解代理人
擬好計畫才聯絡妳

551
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:16,040
再過不久他就會打電話來
跟妳獅子大開口了

552
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,127
應該不會吧

553
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:21,963
要我幫妳查一查嗎？

554
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,215
不用了啦

555
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:27,468
他差點被我害死耶，不要隨便冤枉人

556
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,387
你看看她，真是的

557
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,057
善智，他們都是專門騙人的

558
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,475
都是專家啊

559
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,562
他們無時無刻都在等待騙錢的機會

560
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:38,730
就像是…

561
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,566
徘徊著等待獵物的鬣狗

562
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,567
等待人類送上門…

563
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,277
嚇死我了

564
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:46,905
各位，表演結束啦？

565
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,281
快把牛小腸鍋拿過來

566
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,784
簡直跟真的一樣

567
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,706
所以我才討厭殭屍啊

568
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:59,250
真的太嚇人了，妳不覺得嗎？

569
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,752
-我覺得很可愛啊
-哪裡可愛了？

570
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:01,961
-給你
-謝謝

571
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,504
-辛苦了
-謝謝

572
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,797
給你

573
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,215
謝謝

574
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,094
-這是請你們吃的
-太感謝了

575
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,930
-牛小腸鍋…
-謝謝

576
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:16,267
還有一個人，他去哪了？

577
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,977
他剛剛還跟我們在一起啊

578
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,486
你這是在做什麼？

579
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:30,615
你瘋了嗎？

580
00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,575
幹嘛吃生的牛小腸啊？

581
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,120
-度賢
-怎麼了？

582
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,040
你在搞什麼？

583
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,520
喂，你這是在幹什麼？

584
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,164
度賢…

585
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,749
度賢，你沒事吧？

586
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,543
這是怎麼了？

587
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,294
你怎麼樣了？

588
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:27,296
度賢

589
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,052
-喂…
-喂

590
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:37,890
（大韓牛小腸）

591
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,061
我的身體還記得我的過去

592
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,107
喂，你沒事吧？

593
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,486
真是的

594
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:55,658
堂堂一個專精武術的重案組刑警
居然被打成這樣？

595
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,702
他那才不是單純的武術

596
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:02,623
動作快狠準，專門攻擊要害…

597
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,208
像是要致人於死地

598
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:08,129
喂，你也少看點電影吧

599
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,964
誰會在牛小腸店殺人啊？

600
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,299
別說了

601
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:12,300
唉唷，真是的

602
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,593
老闆

603
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,389
問到了嗎？

604
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:22,101
今天原本要來的工讀生
因為身體不舒服沒有來

605
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,021
-什麼？
-那剛剛那個男生是誰啊？

606
00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:27,398
我也不太清楚

607
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,290
被壓抑的殭屍本能覺醒了

608
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,594
我再也忍不住…

609
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,001
真不知道要這樣活到什麼時候

610
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,756
要怎麼樣才能變回人類？

611
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,218
姐，有話好好說…

612
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,012
給我說清楚，妳真的用安全帽
打爆了別人的頭嗎？

613
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,722
-妳先聽我說
-已經有人在傳

614
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,724
這附近住了個瘋女人

615
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:46,477
姐，我真的不知道

616
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,229
我真的以為他是變態

617
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,523
管他是變態叔叔還是變態老頭

618
00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,400
妳幹嘛強出頭？

619
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,861
我必須要以現行犯逮捕他啊

620
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,029
不然那種人就會馬上湮滅證據

621
00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,240
我聽妳在搞笑，真是的

622
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,910
還有，妳是不是把冰箱掏空了？

623
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,495
連房租都付不起的傢伙

624
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,747
現在還開始偷家裡的食物了啊？

625
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:10,376
那是因為我有個採訪一定要做

626
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:12,503
對不起

627
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,796
-俊宇
-姐，不要這樣

628
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,715
-妳這混蛋
-姐

629
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:21,220
幹嘛為了那種待遇超差的公司
賣命工作啊？

630
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:24,223
妳還不給我振作一點？

631
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:27,518
妳都不會覺得對不起死去的爸媽嗎？

632
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,020
姐

633
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,646
幹嘛突然提爸媽啊？

634
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,565
妳還敢給我頂嘴

635
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:35,318
給我過來！

636
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,235
喂，站住

637
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,320
-俊宇
-喂

638
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,613
我們吃飯吧

639
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:46,621
要吃雞蛋嗎？

640
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,292
多虧了那頭獐，我度過了這次難關

641
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,256
為了成為人類

642
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,550
必須勤奮地做關節運動

643
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,391
金偵探的身材還真好啊

644
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,727
肩膀寬得跟萬里長城一樣

645
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:18,069
不過那是疤痕還是刺青啊？

646
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,155
13下

647
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:23,908
老闆，你又去拔罐了啊？

648
00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:26,535
對啦，我去拔罐了

649
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,287
你以為你就不會變老嗎？

650
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,122
你現在就該開始好好保養…

651
00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,291
十…你害我忘記數到幾了

652
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,795
喂，我剛剛叫你整理的帳簿
你都整理好了嗎？

653
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:36,796
一下就整理好了

654
00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:39,507
要有生意進來才有帳可以整理啊

655
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,718
領個薪水都讓我都覺得愧疚得要命

656
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,303
明明沒生意

657
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,931
還要給員工薪水的我才想死

658
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:01,988
可惡

659
00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:06,367
阿姨

660
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,162
媽媽說在妳給她生活費之前

661
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,331
絕對別想進家門

662
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:19,130
不過阿姨

663
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,841
消息已經在我們學校傳遍了

664
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,844
同學們看到妳丟安全帽的樣子
都被嚇到了

665
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,429
所以沒人敢欺負我

666
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,180
這樣啊？

667
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,641
真是太好了

668
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,186
俊宇

669
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,980
上次那個大叔是你認識的人嗎？

670
00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:38,649
妳說那個偵探叔叔啊？

671
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:39,900
他是偵探啊？

672
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,068
嗯

673
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,515
這樣不對啊

674
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,976
我當時是怎麼做到的？

675
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,066
對了

676
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,318
還有那個方法

677
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,990
（防曬乳，遮瑕神器BB霜）

678
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:29,867
防曬乳不行

679
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,015
真是的，應該沒問題吧？

680
00:39:58,729 --> 00:39:59,647
什麼味道？

681
00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:02,858
難道是那個大便…

682
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,866
不好意思

683
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:15,746
先生

684
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,332
居然是那個大便…

685
00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:20,626
那個大便來這裡幹嘛？

686
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,254
不好意思

687
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:25,548
我可以跟你談談嗎？

688
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,760
先生，只要談一下下就好了

689
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,597
因為不知道你的手機號碼
所以只好直接過來了

690
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,475
該死

691
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,689
先生

692
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,607
裡面的聲音我都聽得到

693
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,361
你人明明在裡面啊

694
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,200
妳有什麼事嗎？

695
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,370
看來你是要出門啊

696
00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:58,289
我可以跟你談談嗎？

697
00:40:58,372 --> 00:40:59,415
不行…

698
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,627
我真的是

699
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,504
踩到了一坨大便

700
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,222
我都不知道這裡有偵探事務所耶

701
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,559
妳有什麼事？

702
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:23,606
先生，我那天真的被你嚇到了

703
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,441
你就那樣昏過去

704
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,904
連心臟都停止跳動了
我還以為你死了

705
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:34,325
那天我太慌亂了，所以沒能問你

706
00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,784
請問…

707
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,329
難道被她看出來了嗎？

708
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,541
你有心律不整吧？

709
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:48,047
都說是因為血液循環不好
才會心律不整

710
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,423
你接受過精密的身體檢查了嗎？

711
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:50,758
我不需要檢查

712
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,302
怎麼可以說不需要？

713
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:55,638
意外的後續處理有多重要

714
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:57,848
你是做偵探的應該很了解啊

715
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,142
妳說完了吧？說完了就趕快離開

716
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,728
你的意思該不會是
之後也不會去做檢查吧？

717
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:04,522
我不做檢查，我說了我不做

718
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:05,898
快走啦妳

719
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,742
那個…

720
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:19,245
我是說…

721
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,497
所謂的意外

722
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,250
本來就是後遺症更可怕

723
00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:28,796
我是怕你以後突然反悔…

724
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:31,382
妳到底想說什麼？

725
00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:34,134
如果你真的認為不用去醫院檢查

726
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,262
就簽個和解書吧

727
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:37,179
和解書？

728
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:40,224
我絕對不是因為信不過你
才這樣說的

729
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,725
既然你覺得身體沒有異常

730
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,186
簽個和解書，彼此乾淨俐落地解決…

731
00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:51,860
-喂？
-你們將接受我們的審判…

732
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,655
先生

733
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,241
這個

734
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:59,660
就請你考慮一下再跟我聯絡

735
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:00,828
不用了，把這個拿走…

736
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,788
我說不用了…

737
00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,498
喂！

738
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:06,250
喂，大便…

739
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,880
（和解書
被害人：金無影，加害人：孔善智）

740
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,135
碰到大便就該躲遠點，這是真理

741
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:39,366
（人品教育，降臨跆拳道）

742
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,537
你知道這是什麼嗎？

743
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,332
如果我猜對
你就會免費讓我見核桃吧？

744
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:49,627
當然

745
00:44:01,096 --> 00:44:02,723
-眼鏡蛇
-魔術師

746
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:03,974
功夫熊貓？

747
00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:16,111
這應該也不是在跳舞

748
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,995
好像也不是掌風啊

749
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,129
終於想到了？

750
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,299
報名的話我就告訴你

751
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,177
{\an8}（降臨跆拳道，學員募集）

752
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,262
{\an8}只要你報名，我就告訴你

753
00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:50,479
報名就告訴我？

754
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:52,981
這些人簡直就是土匪

755
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,657
（遮瑕神器BB霜）

756
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:07,955
真是的

757
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,456
到底該去哪裡找啊？

758
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,919
（《追蹤70分鐘》）

759
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:15,796
各位知道聖誕老人誘拐案嗎？

760
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,881
那天究竟發生了什麼事？

761
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,092
2018年12月25日

762
00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:23,512
這天是全世界孩子們
都非常期待的聖誕節

763
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:27,933
但對其中一個孩子
昭里來說卻是個惡夢般的聖誕節

764
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,185
這位穿著聖誕老人服裝的男人…

765
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,813
就算殺了這混蛋，我也不能解氣

766
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:37,693
他究竟為何犯下如此駭人的罪行呢？

767
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:41,196
到底為什麼要將無辜的孩子

768
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,700
殘忍地殺害呢？

769
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,827
犯人非常謹慎

770
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,829
就連唯一拍到他的監視器畫面

771
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:52,499
也只看到他穿著一身聖誕老人的服裝

772
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,334
再加上當晚下著雪

773
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,337
使能夠追查犯人的
證據和線索全被掩蓋

774
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,466
成為幫助犯人隱藏犯行的關鍵要素

775
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:04,136
事件發生四個月後

776
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:09,224
昭里的屍體在某水庫的釣魚區被發現

777
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:13,520
昭里的父親是某貿易公司的老闆K某

778
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,523
-本節目在昭里被誘拐一個月前
-你承認與國際犯罪組織有關聯嗎？

779
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,276
-也報導過他的消息
-你承認有洗錢嗎？

780
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:21,153
-孔企劃沒事吧？
-請說句話

781
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:22,070
當然沒事了

782
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:24,364
她只是做了自己份內的工作而已

783
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,871
有問題的是看了節目後
犯下誘拐罪行的人啊

784
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:34,291
…使相關企業也一一浮上檯面

785
00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:37,753
在這期間，昭里也神祕地消失了

786
00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:43,133
警方推斷嫌犯與昭里父親K某有恩怨
並以此去進行調查

787
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,344
但事發至今一年多

788
00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:49,139
仍無法找到犯案動機及任何線索

789
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,891
大概是35歲至40歲

790
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,184
臉頰上還有傷痕

791
00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:54,144
如果現在看到他
我一定能馬上認出來

792
00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,605
各位觀眾，請仔細看看這張圖片

793
00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:59,149
這就是在聖誕節當天

794
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:00,651
穿著聖誕老人服裝

795
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:04,196
{\an8}誘拐並殺害金昭里小朋友的嫌犯畫像

796
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:06,490
{\an8}各位的舉報

797
00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:09,910
或許能成為破案的重要線索

798
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:13,830
為已經變成星星的九歲金昭里小朋友

799
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:16,166
表達深切的哀悼

800
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,419
希望她下輩子能夠盡情地玩樂

801
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,547
燦爛地微笑

802
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,341
並祈求故人冥福

803
00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:43,026
（悼念已故金昭里小朋友）

804
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,363
先生，你這是在幹什麼？

805
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:06,091
明天全國將是多雲有雨的天氣

806
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:11,680
江北地區將有強風吹拂…

807
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:14,182
大部分地區到後天就會轉晴

808
00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:18,812
但在江源嶺東地區
雨勢將持續至週末

809
00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:23,400
明天各地都有冷風吹拂
及下豪雨的可能性

810
00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:26,278
請各位觀眾做好防災準備

811
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:29,197
明天江原嶺東…

812
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:31,491
怎麼不進房間睡啊？這樣多不舒服

813
00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,048
妳醒啦？

814
00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:48,634
吃過飯了嗎？

815
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,427
現在都幾點了？當然吃過啦

816
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:54,139
我看到節目了

817
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:58,018
所以聖誕老人案完全結束了嗎？

818
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,146
怎麼可能？

819
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,898
要抓到人才算結束啊

820
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:09,112
那該死的聖誕老人

821
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:11,490
辛苦妳了

822
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,701
趕快去睡吧，妳一定很累

823
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,953
妳也趕快進房間好好睡吧

824
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,872
知道了，快去…

825
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,377
-晚安
-嗯

826
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:44,189
亨哲先生，節目順利播出了

827
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,567
真的很謝謝你接受我的訪問

828
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:51,405
我相信有了你的協助
警方一定能抓到犯人的

829
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:53,907
（謝謝你）

830
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:05,460
真希望能接到很多舉報電話

831
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,759
-喂？是…
-這裡是《追蹤70分鐘》

832
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:14,845
這裡是《追蹤70分鐘》

833
00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:16,346
我們也還在做確認

834
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,056
確認完畢後會再跟你聯絡

835
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:20,142
有沒有舉報電話打進來呢？

836
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,230
孔企劃

837
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,107
我們這下完蛋了

838
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,401
怎麼了嗎？

839
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:31,737
這裡是HBS《追蹤70分鐘》

840
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,363
（登上節目的聖誕老人誘拐案
目擊者遇襲）

841
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,448
我們也還在確認

842
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,991
是，很抱歉…

843
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,951
{\an8}（聖誕老人案目擊者遇襲
聖誕老人誘拐案）

844
00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,036
（登上節目的聖誕老人誘拐案
目擊者遇襲）

845
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,539
喂？是…

846
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:45,709
是誰

847
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,712
襲擊了亨哲先生？

848
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,213
看來是犯人

849
00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:52,632
發現他接受我們的訪問了

850
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,552
我們現在該怎麼辦？

851
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:06,104
-喂…
-是…

852
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,233
{\an8}聖誕老人誘拐案的目擊者吳某

853
00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:13,945
{\an8}今日凌晨遭到了不明人士襲擊

854
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:16,782
{\an8}吳某透過昨日播出的《追蹤70分鐘》

855
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:20,035
{\an8}作為當時目擊犯人的目擊者受訪

856
00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:22,579
{\an8}警方也表示將擴大調查

857
00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,539
兩起案件的關聯性

858
00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:26,750
你是說犯人從身後拿刀刺過來

859
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:28,418
是這樣吧？

860
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,795
是的

861
00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,799
你有看到犯人的臉嗎？

862
00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:36,468
我很確定就是那個人

863
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:45,060
善智

864
00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:52,317
你沒事吧？

865
00:51:54,444 --> 00:51:56,112
很抱歉

866
00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,242
真的很抱歉

867
00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:03,829
都是因為我…對不起

868
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,458
命撿回來就好了

869
00:52:09,334 --> 00:52:10,919
沒關係的

870
00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:16,883
妳怎麼敢進來這裡？

871
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,760
你們知道自己幹了什麼好事嗎？

872
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:21,304
是妳一直苦苦哀求
他才答應接受採訪

873
00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:22,556
妳看看他

874
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:25,225
妳知不知道
他差點因為你們死掉了？

875
00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:27,727
我很抱歉，對不起

876
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,106
我應該更加小心的

877
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,025
對不起

878
00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:37,779
對不起…

879
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,531
很抱歉，夫人

880
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,255
我怎麼會那麼做？

881
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:57,382
有那麼多人類在場

882
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,219
唉唷，我簡直是瘋了

883
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:04,139
等等…

884
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:08,768
喂

885
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,480
喂，年輕人

886
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,526
喂！

887
00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:21,865
喂！

888
00:53:28,788 --> 00:53:30,040
搞什麼？

889
00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,625
你這個混蛋

890
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,960
明明鎖著門坐在辦公室裡

891
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,086
為什麼不接我電話？

892
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,004
好大的膽子

893
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,214
-什麼？
-本來按時繳交的房租

894
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:40,216
這次為什麼過了22天還沒給？

895
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,178
那個…

896
00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,015
什麼？

897
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:48,975
那個…

898
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,810
我現在錢不夠…

899
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,228
沒錢就滾出去

900
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,647
這個禮拜再不交

901
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:54,564
我就把你的辦公室

902
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:57,067
砸個稀巴爛，聽到沒？

903
00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:58,568
是

904
00:53:58,652 --> 00:53:59,611
該死

905
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:05,450
房租？

906
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,495
我該去哪籌錢啊？

907
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:09,913
連BB霜也沒了

908
00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:11,331
肚子又餓，真是的

909
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:12,624
這該死的錢…

910
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:16,044
對了

911
00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:32,978
（和解）

912
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:35,355
沒錯，天無絕人之路

913
00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,065
殭屍也是一樣

914
00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:44,322
妳別再喝了啦

915
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:51,079
阿姨

916
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:55,000
我啊

917
00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:02,757
是為了救人才開始做節目的

918
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,471
但是啊

919
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:12,892
有人因為我製作的節目受傷了

920
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,980
而且還是兩次

921
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:36,249
我…

922
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,835
再也不想做節目…

923
00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,672
不對，是不能做了

924
00:55:43,923 --> 00:55:46,342
我哪有資格做節目？

925
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:00,940
我這種人就該去死

926
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,151
妳活著幹嘛啊？孔善智

927
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,320
妳活著幹嘛？

928
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:17,999
喂？

929
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:21,169
喂，我說過你們不准報導了吧！

930
00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:23,338
妳想被丟進地獄火坑裡嗎？

931
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,132
不好意思

932
00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:29,969
可以請妳帶我去那個火坑嗎？

933
00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:33,765
我現在好痛苦

934
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:37,352
感覺我就應該去地獄才對

935
00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,563
所以拜託妳帶我去…

936
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,026
我幹嘛跟那種人和解…

937
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,486
不對，振作一點

938
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,737
要拿到錢才行

939
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,373
是妳吧？

940
00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:42,709
《追蹤70分鐘》的神經病

941
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:45,211
我是《追蹤70分鐘》的人沒錯
但不是神經病

942
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,546
那些人是誰啊？

943
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,298
在幹嘛？還不快上車？

944
00:57:48,381 --> 00:57:49,507
好，走吧

945
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,050
-走吧
-回家吧

946
00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:52,802
唉唷

947
00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:56,473
她…

948
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,401
他們居然敢綁架我的和解金？

949
00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:12,989
司機先生，麻煩到初月洞十字路口

950
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,284
大叔

951
00:58:16,367 --> 00:58:17,744
你不知道同乘是違法的嗎？

952
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:20,538
-我們現在就去警察局吧
-不是那樣

953
00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:22,540
-司機先生，請帶我們到警察局
-妳在幹嘛？

954
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,918
-去什麼警察局？
-她力氣怎麼這麼大？

955
00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:26,169
-妳抓好啦
-我不是抓著了嗎？

956
00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:27,545
你們是誰啊？放開我

957
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,005
放手

958
00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:30,757
我今天就來好好告訴妳

959
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:32,967
我們會長是多偉大的人

960
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:34,385
會長？

961
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:35,970
好啊，叫你們會長來

962
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:37,472
一起來喝一杯嘛

963
00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:38,598
一起喝到死吧

964
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:41,184
-妳幹什麼？
-放開我！真是的

965
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,270
她真是…

966
00:58:45,271 --> 00:58:46,564
真的是神經病耶

967
00:59:39,158 --> 00:59:40,159
那是什麼？

968
00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:42,036
你好像撞到人了啦！

969
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,079
不對，那個…

970
00:59:43,162 --> 00:59:44,581
是人嗎？

971
00:59:45,456 --> 00:59:46,874
那不是怪物嗎？

972
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,751
-明明就是人啊
-不是吧

973
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,420
等等…

974
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,464
-那是怪物吧？
-等等

975
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:54,882
他動了

976
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:57,760
他是神派來的嗎？

977
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,063
搞什麼？

978
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:19,282
他去哪了？

979
01:00:20,241 --> 01:00:21,159
他去哪了？

980
01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:22,410
-搞什麼？
-他走了嗎？

981
01:00:22,493 --> 01:00:23,661
不見了

982
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,441
安全帽，是你吧？

983
01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:58,154
你怎麼會來這裡啊？

984
01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:01,282
妳別誤會，我不是來救妳的

985
01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:02,533
我當然知道啦

986
01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:04,494
沒有人能救我的

987
01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,162
還不如放棄比較快

988
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,165
那個，妳聽好了

989
01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,084
那天被妳的安全帽打到後

990
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,251
我好像有了暴力傾向

991
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:15,713
就是大家說的創傷後壓力症候群

992
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:16,964
也就是後遺症

993
01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:17,924
所以我想

994
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,009
我們應該要照妳說的來談和解

995
01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:23,596
畢竟錢是最能解決
精神傷害的最佳方法了

996
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:31,437
（和解書
被害人：金無影，加害人：孔善智）

997
01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:39,821
而且除了我的腦子
其他身體部位也有很多損傷

998
01:01:39,904 --> 01:01:41,406
我的胃也破裂了

999
01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:43,783
還有大腸、小腸、十二指腸等等

1000
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:47,245
我打算趁這次機會全部換新的

1001
01:01:51,165 --> 01:01:52,208
尤其是這裡

1002
01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:55,044
心臟

1003
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,630
我的心臟完全不會跳了

1004
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:01,384
因為已經涼透了

1005
01:02:09,350 --> 01:02:10,935
好溫暖

1006
01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,107
這個人類

1007
01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:18,151
到底是怎麼回事？

1008
01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:27,326
{\an8}（感謝宋歌人、羅太柱、李英智
崔媛禎主播）

1009
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,120
{\an8}（李光勇主播和A.C.E特別出演）

1010
01:02:39,672 --> 01:02:41,299
你的偵探事務所不需要員工嗎？

1011
01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:44,469
我就用我的身體來抵和解金吧

1012
01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:46,429
如果你們能找回我的女兒

1013
01:02:46,512 --> 01:02:48,556
報酬就會是上次的兩倍

1014
01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:51,142
{\an8}-我們接下這個案子吧
-我們？

1015
01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:53,436
{\an8}-這是殭屍黑色動作電影，黑色電影
-殭屍黑色電影？

1016
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,605
{\an8}得趕快找到那傢伙才行

1017
01:02:55,688 --> 01:02:57,482
{\an8}跟上次一樣，現場沒留下任何證據

1018
01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,734
{\an8}妳怎麼會在這裡？

1019
01:02:59,817 --> 01:03:02,570
{\an8}主角要找到讓自己變成殭屍的人
然後進行復仇

1020
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:04,822
{\an8}我真的要瘋了

1021
01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:07,116
{\an8}我今天…

1022
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,994
{\an8}就讓你們見證奇蹟

1023
01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:14,540
{\an8}是不是更加渴望了呢？

1024
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:17,043
{\an8}他們全都是一夥的

1025
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:18,836
{\an8}有人在嗎？

1026
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,087
{\an8}喂！

1027
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:21,214
{\an8}給我開門！

1028
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:22,757
{\an8}喂！

1029
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,842
{\an8}活著回到地獄裡

1030
01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:26,260
{\an8}殭屍偵探