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<i>You get engaged
and you can kiss them.</i>

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First you have to get engaged
in order to kiss someone.

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- Those are the rules.
- We know.

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If you kiss someone

5
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instead of getting engaged
first, what's easier?

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- Is it good?
It feels good.

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It feels like you're in love.

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Oh, my goodness.

9
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- They are hot.
- They're freaking engaged.

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What happened?

11
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You guys are so cute.

12
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It's, like, gross,
I want to throw up.

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- That's after the drinks.
Speaking of...

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To Abby and Matt
on their engagement.

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- Oh!
- Oh.

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May you be each other's
silent guardians

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and watchful protectors.

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You may not be the couple
that New York deserves,

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but you're the one it needs.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers!

21
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Did you just quote
<i>The Dark Knight?</i>

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Uh, did I? I was just riffing.

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Hmm. OK.

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Now we know who's not giving
a toast at the wedding.

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Or speaking
at the rehearsal dinner.

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Or doing talking of any kind.

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- Uh, rude.

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Matt, I'm still
your best man, right?

29
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Dude, you know
I have three brothers.

30
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They love you
because they have to.

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I love you
because I choose to.

32
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- I'm gonna get shots!
- Yeah.

33
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Thank you. What a good guy.
Not the best man.

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- Sorry. I'm sorry.
You guys are amazing.

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I can't believe you flew all
the way out from LA for this.

36
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We did and we just...
and we came here for this.

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That's it, nothing else,

38
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because that's what
best friends do and stuff.

39
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You got <i>Hamilton</i> tickets,
didn't you?

40
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Second row. Supposedly
Aaron Burr spits on you.

41
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So... does it feel
any different?

42
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It will when Matt's lease is up
and he moves in next month.

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- Finally.
- Finally.

44
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OK.

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Oh, shot, shots.

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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, thank you.

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Oh, cheers.

48
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- Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
- Hmm.

49
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Guess who's at the bar.

50
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Oh, shit. That's Kenzie Scott.

51
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Is it just me,
or is she moving in slow motion?

52
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She's definitely moving
in slow motion.

53
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She's in town
shooting a Tarantino movie.

54
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Wait, I thought she was doing
the new Christopher Nolan film.

55
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She's doing both
at the same time.

56
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Dude, take your shot.

57
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Yeah, right.
What would I even say to her?

58
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- I meant your tequila shot.
- Oh.

59
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Uh, but... you could
go talk to her.

60
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- She's definitely on my list.
- Hm-hmm.

61
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What list?

62
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You know,
my celebrity free-pass list.

63
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Since when do you
have a free-pass list?

64
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Oh, my God. You two
haven't spoken about this?

65
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Well, I don't, like,
actually have a list.

66
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But if I did,
Kenzie Scott would be on it.

67
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You don't need a list
to want to be with Kenzie Scott.

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True, dat.

69
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Like if Oscar Isaac
walked into this bar right now,

70
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we wouldn't be having
the same conversation?

71
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Well, Oscar Isaac is different.

72
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- He's Oscar Isaac.
- Uh-huh.

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Kenzie Scott is just
such an obvious choice.

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I didn't realize there were
bonus points for being original.

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I don't know,
I guess I just expected

76
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someone with
a little more personality.

77
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I think maybe our lists
mean different things.

78
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OK. So, who else
is on this list?

79
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I... don't really know.
Who else is on yours?

80
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I don't really know, either.

81
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All right, that's it.
You guys are making lists.

82
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OK, so the celebrities
should be enough of a reach

83
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to feel like a fantasy...

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With a hint of achievability.

85
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- Nick Viall.
- That guy from <i>The Bachelor?</i>

86
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- Yeah.
- Which season?

87
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- Like, all of them.
- No, no, no.

88
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There are no vetoes.

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For Jack Black there are vetoes.

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- No.
- Of course he wants Jack Black.

91
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- Mark it down.
- Wrong.

92
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Wrong?

93
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- Wrong wrong.
<i>- Kung Fu Panda.</i>

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- Emily... I'm sorry Emily who?
- Raja... Rajatowski.

95
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- That was so close.
- No, it wasn't.

96
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- Ratajkowski.
- Ratajkowski.

97
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You can barely
pronounce her name.

98
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So, what's that matter with her?

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- Literally nothing.
- Hm-hmm.

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- That's what's up.
- Yes.

101
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- Chloe.
- Hmm?

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You have been silent.

103
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- Who is on your list?
- Tessa Thompson,

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Margot Robbie, Selena Gomez,
Halle Berry, Sarah Paulson.

105
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- Mmm.
- That's a really good list.

106
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Ryan Reynolds, Adam Levine,
Steph Curry,

107
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Chris Hemsworth,
Harry Styles.

108
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Wait, I thought
you only get five.

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Five from each side.

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- Standard bi perk.
- Oh.

111
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Ladies and gentleman, that is
how you do a list of strangers

112
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you want to sleep with.
Chloe, ladies and gentleman.

113
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You're so far away.

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- ...to be a part of?
- Oh, she's in it.

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All right, so it is "Char-lize."

116
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It is not. It's "Shar-lize."

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All right, "Shar-lize Ther-on."

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"Shar-lize Ther-own."
It's a very famous woman.

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No, I don't think that's right.

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- I think it's "Sharlize."
- I don't know what to tell you.

121
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Like "throne." "Therone."

122
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- Yes, "Therone."
- Is she the queen?

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I don't know what that means.

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- Hey, you gonna be OK?
- Yes.

125
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Yep, we'll take her home.
Girls' night must carry on.

126
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It's gonna be so much fun

127
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carrying you both up the flights
of stairs when we get there.

128
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Three flights of stairs.

129
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I do, I really do.
I believe you.

130
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All right, guys. I'm gonna
walk back. Congratulations.

131
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Good night, bro, thanks.

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- Bye.
- Thanks very much.

133
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- Ouch.
Oh.

134
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- Bye, babe.
- Bye. Love ya.

135
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- Bye, ladies.
Bye.

136
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All right. You in? OK, bye.

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Oh, shit, sorry.

138
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Uh, no, it's OK, you take it.

139
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Where you headed?

140
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Ooh!

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OK, just a teensy bit higher.

142
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Just a...
No, no, no, just a little lower.

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Yes. Yes.

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- It's back in the same spot.
- It's perfect.

145
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I'm gonna go check
on those cake balls.

146
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Oh. No. Chelsea.
No, that's for later.

147
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- It <i>is</i> later.
- Look, I know Abby's late,

148
00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:03,934
but we're all just gonna
wait for her before we dig in.

149
00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,893
Mmm, sorry, no.
Five-second rule.

150
00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:08,416
That's not what that means.

151
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Really good.

152
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OK.

153
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And if we keep up our energy,

154
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our focus, our drive,

155
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then together, we will build
something truly special,

156
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here in our beloved New York.

157
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Thank you.

158
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- Thank you, everybody.

159
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,765
Mayor Capozzi.
I had some thoughts

160
00:09:52,765 --> 00:09:54,506
on your global warming speech.

161
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That's not for three months, Abby.

162
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Trying to get a head start.

163
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- Isn't your bridal shower today?
- Yes.

164
00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:04,081
But that doesn't start for...
ten minutes ago. Shit.

165
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,561
Not to worry,
I've got you covered.

166
00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:07,650
Thank you, sir.

167
00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,477
C Train should get you there
in no time.

168
00:10:14,221 --> 00:10:15,658
Good luck, Abby.

169
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:23,274
- She's working, isn't she?
- Working? Uh, but... No, no.

170
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:27,974
Uh, she is... she's actually
getting a blow-out.

171
00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:29,933
Chloe, we both know my daughter

172
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,326
doesn't take time
to blow anything.

173
00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:34,415
- Uh, what?
- Hi.

174
00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:38,985
I don't mean to cause alarm,
but the gelato is melting.

175
00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,726
You mean the ice cream?

176
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:45,557
Yes. It's like ice cream,
but it's, um, from Italy, so...

177
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,951
Can't we just put it back
in the freezer?

178
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:52,912
Yes, perfect. Or we could
use the back-up gelato.

179
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Hmm!

180
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,047
There's back-up gelato? I...

181
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- Oh, my God.

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Abby, where the hell are you?

183
00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:01,660
We're on the back-up gelato,

184
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,314
Chelsea keeps eating
all the cake...

185
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:06,404
- Who's Chelsea?
- I thought you invited her.

186
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,016
Oh, OK. Let's go.

187
00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:22,812
Hi, everyone.
Thank you so much for coming,

188
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:26,511
and for celebrating
with the bride-to-be, Abby.

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We have a little surprise.
Before Matt gets here,

190
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:34,127
he wanted to share some of
his favorite moments with Abby.

191
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,869
And because he wants everyone
to see, he, uh,

192
00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:40,830
just posted
a little trip down memory lane.

193
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,572
<i>Hi, everyone. Hi, babe.</i>

194
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:47,053
<i>Uh, before Abby and I
walk down the aisle,</i>

195
00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:50,274
<i>I thought it would be fun
to retrace the steps</i>

196
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,232
<i>that led us here to this moment.</i>

197
00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:55,496
<i>And it all started here,
in Washington Square Park...</i>

198
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,021
<i>...where Abby and I
had our first kiss</i>

199
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,544
<i>while she was still
in law school.</i>

200
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,286
<i>And this is our bar.</i>

201
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:06,072
<i>Our Thursday night spot
where everybody knows our name.</i>

202
00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:08,553
<i>Hey, dipshit, you gonna order?</i>

203
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,294
<i>He's talking to somebody else.</i>

204
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,254
<i>This is where I asked Abby</i>

205
00:12:14,254 --> 00:12:16,648
<i>to make me the happiest man
in the world.</i>

206
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,782
<i>Figured if she said no,
I could just... jump off.</i>

207
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,831
Oh, he, uh, he's going live.
This is unexpected.

208
00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:28,703
<i>You are seriously
the luckiest guy I know.</i>

209
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,009
Yeah, she is pretty perfect.

210
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,924
She's not pretty perfect,
she <i>is</i> perfect.

211
00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:35,275
<i>She is perfect. She is a ten.
You're like a three, at best.</i>

212
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,886
<i>Maybe a four
with a good filter.</i>

213
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,409
<i>All right. Thank you.</i>

214
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,845
<i>She's a "swipe right,"
you're a "swipe left,"</i>

215
00:12:39,845 --> 00:12:41,847
<i>and then again
to make sure it takes,</i>

216
00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:43,980
<i>and then throw your phone
in the river</i>

217
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,895
<i>and burn it to make sure
it doesn't work.</i>

218
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,245
<i>OK. I'm sensing
a little jealousy here.</i>

219
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,812
I don't know too many people

220
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,857
that get to be with someone
so, I don't know, famous.

221
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:53,554
<i>Still seems crazy
to me too.</i>

222
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:56,209
<i>You definitely checked
the best name off your list.</i>

223
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,820
<i>I mean, she's like a movie star</i>

224
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,039
<i>and not just any movie star
but</i> the <i>movie star.</i>

225
00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:04,130
<i>- I'm the one who saw her first.</i>
- This is not working! Shit!

226
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:07,699
Come on. Seriously, man.
I cannot believe that you...

227
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,310
- Fucked Kenzie Scott!

228
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,414
Uh...

229
00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,465
I can't believe you.

230
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,945
We're supposed to get married
in three weeks.

231
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,685
- Can we not do this here?
- Oh, I'm sorry.

232
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:39,209
Let me know
a more appropriate venue

233
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,950
to discuss
you fucking Kenzie Scott.

234
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,777
You were not supposed
to find out this way.

235
00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:44,344
Was Kenzie Scott
going to jump out

236
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,868
of my wedding cake
and tell me?

237
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,217
Matt, there you are. Hi.

238
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,740
I know you were excited
about the cake balls.

239
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,263
Did they bring them out on time?

240
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,699
Why don't you ask Kenzie Scott?

241
00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:54,224
Sounds like she's been handling
the balls lately.

242
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,662
Matt, were your balls
handled OK?

243
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:01,884
OK.

244
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,974
Abby, listen to me,
it was just a one-time thing.

245
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,497
Was this that night at the bar?

246
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,281
The fucking night
we got engaged.

247
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,327
I thought it was OK
because she was on my list.

248
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,676
Matt, we made those lists

249
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,460
when we were drunk
celebrating with friends,

250
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,810
and five minutes later
you're crossing off names?

251
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,422
If it was reversed, you wouldn't
have done the same thing?

252
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:22,774
No! No! Because I would never
do something like that to you.

253
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:26,082
- Well, maybe you should.
- What?

254
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,693
Maybe you should sleep
with a celebrity too.

255
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:32,001
- And then we both did it.
- Both did it?

256
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,264
This isn't like
getting matching tattoos.

257
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,918
Wait, where are you going?

258
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,832
- I can't do this right now.
- Will you please come inside?

259
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:41,227
Is that a question
or a request from Kenzie Scott?

260
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,253
Abby. You got a sec?

261
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:17,655
- Come in, sit.
- Hello, sir.

262
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:21,485
So, you've been working
on this speech for three days.

263
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,183
Yes, sir.
I put some real sweat into that.

264
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,534
Yes, I noticed the ink smudges.

265
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:32,104
- And is this blood on page four?
- Oh, no, that's ketchup.

266
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:33,192
Wait, page four?

267
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:35,978
- Yeah, that's blood.
- Yeah.

268
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,372
Abby, I don't know
the best way to say this,

269
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,852
so I'm just going to say it.

270
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,682
This is the worst thing I've
ever read in my entire life.

271
00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:47,815
- Oh, boy.
- The rhetoric is contentious.

272
00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:49,992
You typed half of it in caps.

273
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:54,474
And you used the phrase,
"End of the world as we know it"

274
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:57,956
four times. No, five.

275
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:01,133
I was, uh, really trying
to hammer home

276
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,179
the gravity of the speech.

277
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,269
I'm delivering this
at a pre-school.

278
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,401
I'll get started
on a new draft.

279
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,881
Yeah, about that.

280
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,058
I haven't told many people
this yet, but...

281
00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:15,800
I'm about to announce
my bid for president.

282
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:21,023
- Sir, that's... that's amazing.
- Yes, it is. For me.

283
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:24,156
Abby.

284
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,463
You've written every word

285
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:29,205
I've spoken in public
for the past two years.

286
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,815
And I think I know you
well enough

287
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,860
to know
when something's not right.

288
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:36,081
And with campaign season
right around the corner,

289
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,301
everything has to be.

290
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:42,827
So, my campaign manager
is bringing in Avery Gordon.

291
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:46,309
- Avery Gordon. That's amazing.
- Yes.

292
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:49,094
Again, for me.

293
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,185
Sir, are you firing me?

294
00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,274
Well, technically,
Cindy from HR will do that,

295
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:58,147
but, yeah, I'm letting you go.

296
00:16:58,973 --> 00:17:01,672
Take care of your personal life, Abby.

297
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,239
The writing will come back.

298
00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:07,895
Oh... So, so that's it then?

299
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,854
Well, there's quite a bit
of paperwork

300
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,638
you'll need
to fill out, but yeah.

301
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:13,249
Right.

302
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,990
Oh, and, Abby,
one more thing before you go.

303
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,732
Shred this for me, will you?

304
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:22,736
Run it twice through.
We can't risk it getting Argoed.

305
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:24,173
That would be bad.

306
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,566
Yes. For you.

307
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:36,228
My life is over. I've wanted
this job for 20 years.

308
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,753
You wanted to be a speech writer
since you were seven?

309
00:17:39,753 --> 00:17:41,364
Now it's gone.

310
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,323
All because my fiancé slept
with Kenzie fucking Scott.

311
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:47,979
Hey, you're gonna
get through this, OK?

312
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,242
We just gotta figure out
what the next step is.

313
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,331
I was thinking that too,

314
00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:54,681
so I started coming up
with a new list.

315
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:57,858
- OK, good.
- Grease fire. Pool of acid.

316
00:17:57,858 --> 00:18:01,514
- Wood chipper...
-"Ways Matt should die?"

317
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,602
How is this productive?

318
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:04,126
There's some good ideas
on there.

319
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,216
"Trial by combat
with The Mountain?"

320
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,043
This is not productive.

321
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,830
Remember when Sam
broke up with me?

322
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:16,138
I was hung up on her for weeks.
But I got over it.

323
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,314
You still masturbate
to her porn doppelgaänger.

324
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,925
And it's been really helpful
with the grieving process.

325
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,667
Leave the bottle. People
don't do that in real life.

326
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:28,933
You know what?

327
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,718
Maybe you just need to get away
for a little while.

328
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,068
How about you come stay with me
in LA?

329
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:36,984
I can't go to LA. I'm getting
married in three weeks.

330
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,161
Are we still doing that?

331
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,949
I don't know. We just
have so much history together.

332
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:48,648
I guess I'm just not ready
to call off the wedding.

333
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:52,086
Then don't,
and come stay with me.

334
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,178
I mean, what better way to clear
your mind and figure things out?

335
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,398
Besides, when was the last time
you even took a vacation?

336
00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:02,184
Chloe, I had a job.
I couldn't just tell my boss

337
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,534
"Hey, I'm taking time off
to unwind and relax.

338
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,753
Hope my job's there
when I get back."

339
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:09,278
That is literally
what a vacation is.

340
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,975
Oh.

341
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:16,198
Abby, I think this
could be really good for you.

342
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,243
You're doing this.

343
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:23,074
- OK, fine.
- Yes!

344
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,598
Wow. I didn't think
that was gonna work.

345
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,773
- Great.
- Whoo!

346
00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:53,409
<i>Abby, it's Matt again.
I'm so sorry.</i>

347
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,846
<i>Please, I just need
to hear your voice.</i>

348
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,158
Al fresco. You can't really do
that year-round in New York.

349
00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:06,073
Perfect weather...

350
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:11,078
A plant wall. I'm already
getting positive vibes here.

351
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,953
Hey. Everything OK?

352
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,260
Soup's cold.

353
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,002
It's gazpacho.

354
00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:24,048
Well, then it's too hot.

355
00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:26,833
Come on, Abby.

356
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:27,921
I promise this trip

357
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,707
will help you clear your mind
if you just let it.

358
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,754
In fact, this is
gonna be our spot.

359
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:38,236
You and I are coming here
every day.

360
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,812
You know what? This place sucks.

361
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,901
- Maybe we should just...
- No, it's totally fine.

362
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,773
It's not like the billboard
fucked my fiancé.

363
00:20:58,212 --> 00:21:02,347
You really... She doesn't
eat carbs. Sorry, guys, sorry.

364
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:05,698
- Can we get some more bread?
- OK, let's go.

365
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,788
We'll pay for that.

366
00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:14,533
Indoor dining.
This is where it's at.

367
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:19,669
More intimate, no large signage,
the acoustics are predictable.

368
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:24,369
- Are you sure you're OK?

369
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,545
Wait, did you take another
one of those pills

370
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:28,330
I gave you on the plane?

371
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,463
Yeah, I'm OK. I'm way OK.

372
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,465
- Uh...
- It's fine.

373
00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:37,121
Oh, OK, um, we are gonna go.
We're gonna go home.

374
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,036
- Shh.
- Oh.

375
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:42,126
OK, we are going now. Let's go.

376
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,827
Psst. It's Nick Viall.

377
00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:51,744
Great. The guy from
<i>The Bachelor.</i> Can we please go?

378
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,180
Maybe Matt's right.

379
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,748
Maybe I should sleep
with a celebrity on my list.

380
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,142
Why are you talking
to a complete stranger?

381
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,319
What would you even say to him?

382
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,190
I'm a speech writer.

383
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,413
Sorry, was that
the entire answer?

384
00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,807
I happen to be a ninja
with words.

385
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:14,637
Abby, you write speeches
about curbing carbon emissions.

386
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:17,727
The only guy that gets turned on
by that is Al Gore,

387
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,511
not the guy from <i>The Bachelor.</i>

388
00:22:19,511 --> 00:22:21,208
Hey, are you guys
ready to order?

389
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,645
Excuse me, sir,

390
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,169
do you see that fine gentleman
just over yonder?

391
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,780
- She's British?
- You mean Nick Viall?

392
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,088
- Do you think I have a shot?
- A shot at what?

393
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,177
You know...

394
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:37,181
- Oh. Oh, uh... Oh.

395
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,791
- Sexual intercourse.
- Yeah.

396
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:43,230
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Celebrities
are just like normal people.

397
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,189
Cool.

398
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,104
We're just gonna need a minute
to go over...

399
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,758
- Oh.
- ...her life choices.

400
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,890
- Yeah, take your time.
- Thanks.

401
00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:52,805
- Chloe, this is happening.
- Oh, God.

402
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,807
I have three weeks
before my wedding,

403
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,288
I'm gonna sleep
with a celebrity from my list.

404
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:59,246
That is a super-weird thing
to say.

405
00:22:59,246 --> 00:23:00,596
- Here I go.
- Oh.

406
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,772
- Ooh.
- OK.

407
00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:09,387
Please don't grab a flower.
Please don't grab a flower.

408
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:12,521
- Excuse me.
- And she grabbed the flower.

409
00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:18,483
- Nick.
- Oh, boy.

410
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,006
Will you accept this rose?

411
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,487
That's a daisy.

412
00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:26,622
- You're so funny.
- Well, I know my flowers.

413
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:29,276
Well, I just wanted
to come over here

414
00:23:29,276 --> 00:23:30,974
and let you know that...

415
00:23:31,496 --> 00:23:34,499
you are on my list.

416
00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:38,416
- Your what now?
- You know, my free-pass list.

417
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,026
Like we could...

418
00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:45,205
Oh, your list.
Wow, this is really happening.

419
00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,599
Um, I don't mean to be rude.

420
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:52,561
But thanks but no, thanks.
I'm kinda off the market.

421
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,041
See, that's the great thing
about the list.

422
00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:58,088
- Hm-hmm.
- Nobody gets in trouble.

423
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,090
I really don't want to know
what that means.

424
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,918
It means I'm here
for the right reasons.

425
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,006
OK.

426
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:04,834
- And the wrong ones.
- OK, um...

427
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,490
I think this might actually
be working.

428
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,927
I told you. They're just
like everybody else.

429
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:13,320
Wouldn't you have to be
on my list too?

430
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,192
Are you saying I'm on your list?

431
00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:18,195
- I'm saying you're on a list.

432
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,502
Except for her.

433
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,113
That is Nick's girlfriend and
she is not like everybody else.

434
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,941
- Hon.
- What's going on here?

435
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,769
- Hey. This is, uh...
- Looks like fun.

436
00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:29,946
- Abby!
- Her? What do you mean?

437
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:32,514
That's Leyna Stone. She once
stabbed a waiter with a fork

438
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,733
because she didn't like the way
he poured her water.

439
00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:37,257
- Come on, that can't be true.
- Oh, yeah? It can't be true?

440
00:24:37,257 --> 00:24:41,479
- Look at this.
- Oh, shit!

441
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:45,265
Abby was just trying
to sell me candy.

442
00:24:45,265 --> 00:24:47,485
Uh, no, I was trying
to screw you.

443
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,269
Yeah, you were.

444
00:24:49,269 --> 00:24:51,097
- Ten dollars for M
- OK.

445
00:24:51,097 --> 00:24:52,359
I'll melt in your hand

446
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,535
- and your mouth.
- OK.

447
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,624
- Hmm.
- And I'm done covering for you.

448
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,104
All right, are you seriously
trying to sleep with my man?

449
00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:02,065
Ah, well, they don't call me
"Downtown Abby" for nothing.

450
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,720
- I thought it was "Downton".
- Let's go to the fantasy suite.

451
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,070
All right. Can somebody
get me a fork please?

452
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,072
- I'm going in.
- Yeah.

453
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,466
Leyna. Nick. Hi.
Real big fan of your journey.

454
00:25:12,466 --> 00:25:15,469
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm just
gonna steal her away for a sec.

455
00:25:15,469 --> 00:25:17,602
- Thank you so much.
- Just a second.

456
00:25:17,602 --> 00:25:18,734
What are you doing?

457
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,344
I was about to seal
the deal here.

458
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,693
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- I'm embarrassing myself?

459
00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:23,216
You know what? That's it.
I've seen enough.

460
00:25:23,216 --> 00:25:26,568
I think I should
give you guys some... Oh!

461
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,658
- I am so sorry.
Oh, my God.

462
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:32,399
I wouldn't worry. It's just
water, it'll come right out.

463
00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:34,488
- It's not even on me.
- It's on me.

464
00:25:34,488 --> 00:25:35,794
It's on me, babe. Come on.

465
00:25:35,794 --> 00:25:37,970
Eye contact.
We talked about this in therapy.

466
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,885
- I love you.
- OK.

467
00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,975
You look great.

468
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,238
Real ninja
with those words there.

469
00:25:46,718 --> 00:25:49,852
Hey. I think you guys left this.

470
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,942
- Um, that's not ours.
- It's not?

471
00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:55,771
Shit. I think I just stole
Leyna Stone's purse.

472
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:58,077
I'm sure
Leyna has plenty of purses.

473
00:25:58,077 --> 00:25:59,905
Oh, yeah. Is she gonna be OK?

474
00:25:59,905 --> 00:26:01,690
Yeah, she's fine.
We owe you one.

475
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:05,563
Well, for what it's worth,
I did think you had a shot.

476
00:26:06,912 --> 00:26:08,131
Thanks.

477
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,003
- I should go back in there.
- No!

478
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,222
God, no.

479
00:26:12,352 --> 00:26:15,704
- It's OK. That way.
- Thank you so much.

480
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,884
OK.

481
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:31,502
<i>Hi! Let's just go over
the changes you emailed me, OK?</i>

482
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:34,418
<i>Um, so you want to incorporate
some darker hues.</i>

483
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:35,985
<i>Shouldn't be a problem.</i>

484
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:39,597
<i>You want straight vodka
for the champagne toast.</i>

485
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,555
<i>I like your style, girl.</i>

486
00:26:41,555 --> 00:26:43,340
<i>And then you want
to walk down the aisle</i>

487
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:46,691
<i>to Taylor Swift's "We Are Never
Getting Back Together".</i>

488
00:26:46,691 --> 00:26:48,998
- Ever.
<i>- Excuse me?</i>

489
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:51,565
"We Are Never Ever
Getting Back Together."

490
00:26:51,565 --> 00:26:55,744
<i>Oh, of course. Yeah, of course.
"Never Ever." Got it.</i>

491
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,397
Hi. She's gonna call you
right back.

492
00:26:57,397 --> 00:26:59,835
You're doing a great job.
Thank you so much. Bye-bye.

493
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:03,055
<i>- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.</i>
- I love the gardenias. OK, bye.

494
00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:07,233
Hey, no more drunk emailing
the wedding planner.

495
00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:10,454
- I can't help it, Chloe.
<i>...for you this morning.</i>

496
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:14,937
<i>Kenzie Scott is in the studio.</i>

497
00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:18,810
<i>So, everyone's talking
about that cave scene.</i>

498
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,203
<i>Hm-hmm, yep.</i>

499
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,770
<i>- It's not for the squeamish.</i>
- Shit.

500
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:24,207
- No.
<i>Which includes me.</i>

501
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,209
<i>You know, I get light-headed
from a paper cut.</i>

502
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,515
<i>Oh, let's just
move these away then.</i>

503
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:36,262
<i>- So, I hear you're single now.
- Hm-hmm.</i>

504
00:27:36,262 --> 00:27:40,179
<i>And we all want to know,
what's Kenzie Scott's type?</i>

505
00:27:40,179 --> 00:27:44,923
<i>Oh, well, I wouldn't say
I have a type.</i>

506
00:27:44,923 --> 00:27:50,102
<i>I do usually go for,
you know, tall, athletic...</i>

507
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:55,368
<i>Gotta have a sense of humor.
Am I right? Oh, and, um...</i>

508
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,724
<i>I love it when a guy
is in a relationship.</i>

509
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:06,423
<i>Especially if he's engaged.</i>

510
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:11,907
<i>There is just nothing hotter
than sleeping with a guy</i>

511
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:16,128
<i>whose fiancé
is totally clueless.</i>

512
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:19,915
<i>Oh, and the best part
is when she finds out</i>

513
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:23,309
<i>at her own bridal shower.</i>

514
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:28,793
<i>Right, Abby?</i>

515
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,189
<i>- Huh.</i>
Abby...

516
00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:35,539
Abby. Abby!

517
00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,411
Are we good on the self-torture?

518
00:28:38,411 --> 00:28:40,109
<i>Am I right?</i>

519
00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:42,938
Do you really think
I had a chance with Nick Viall?

520
00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,636
Uh, sure.

521
00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:49,640
In some alternate universe where
you don't OD on sleeping pills

522
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,426
and Leyna Stone
doesn't try to kill you. Why?

523
00:28:53,426 --> 00:28:56,908
Well, everything's always been
about either my job or Matt.

524
00:28:56,908 --> 00:28:59,911
Maybe it's time I finally
do something for myself.

525
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:02,653
What are you saying?

526
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,786
I have four names
left on this list.

527
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,613
If I'm going to sleep
with a celebrity,

528
00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:08,790
we better get started.

529
00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:11,923
This just got sexy.

530
00:29:11,923 --> 00:29:13,664
- Ooh!
Oh, yeah.

531
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,974
OK, first things first.

532
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,802
As hard as it is
to become a celebrity,

533
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,586
it's even harder
to sleep with one.

534
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:23,935
Right.

535
00:29:24,849 --> 00:29:27,591
The point is,
we need a damn good plan.

536
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:30,855
I'm talking Navy Seals storming
the Bin Laden compound.

537
00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:33,771
This has to be surgical.

538
00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:36,295
Yes. If only we knew
someone in LA

539
00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:38,776
who gets paid
to work with A-list celebrities.

540
00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:40,822
We are not calling Sam.

541
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,388
Your ex-girlfriend
is a talent agent.

542
00:29:42,388 --> 00:29:43,955
We're trying to sleep
with talent.

543
00:29:43,955 --> 00:29:46,175
We don't need help.

544
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:49,178
Did Luke Skywalker need help
to blow up the Death Star?

545
00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:52,921
Yes. From Han Solo
and, like, 30 X-wing fighters.

546
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,096
Not to mention the old guy

547
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:55,662
who basically told him
when to shoot.

548
00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:59,797
OK, just... Just trust me, OK?

549
00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:02,626
Remind me.
Who else is on your list?

550
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:03,888
Mac West.

551
00:30:03,888 --> 00:30:05,368
<i>Action star Mac West</i>

552
00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,587
<i>is blowing up the box office
yet again</i>

553
00:30:07,587 --> 00:30:10,852
<i>with his new flick
"I'm Dead When I Say I'm Dead".</i>

554
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:13,637
Just know,
I'm out here getting it done.

555
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:17,728
Was that thunder?
Y'all heard that?

556
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,599
Cooper Grant.

557
00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:21,340
<i>Sexiest Man on Earth
Cooper Grant</i>

558
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,603
<i>was spotted
on the red carpet last night</i>

559
00:30:23,603 --> 00:30:25,344
<i>sans his sidekick Ari Miller,</i>

560
00:30:25,344 --> 00:30:28,217
<i>sparking rumors of a rift
between these two best buddies.</i>

561
00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:30,567
Avon.

562
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,743
<i>Emo rapper Avon
is on the top of the charts</i>

563
00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,614
<i>and taking out the trash</i>

564
00:30:34,614 --> 00:30:38,401
<i>with his sleeper hit
"Stare You Down To Doggtown".</i>

565
00:30:39,924 --> 00:30:42,492
And of course, Oscar Isaac.

566
00:30:43,797 --> 00:30:46,800
Abby, we need someone
more attainable.

567
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,587
Uh, well,
there's always Jack Black.

568
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:51,718
Still vetoed.

569
00:30:55,809 --> 00:30:59,726
We're gonna need more coffee.
This is gonna be a long night.

570
00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:08,910
Hm-hmm.

571
00:31:47,165 --> 00:31:50,603
I find it kinda weird you had
all this yarn in your apartment.

572
00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:07,794
What... What are you doing?

573
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,623
It's six a.m.

574
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,843
Check it out.

575
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:16,325
That is Oscar Isaac
on his #weeklyspinclass.

576
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:19,632
So, if you want to get "Inside
Llewyn Davis", we gotta move.

577
00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:24,072
OK.

578
00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:28,815
I don't see him.
What exactly is the plan?

579
00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:31,340
It's fine. We have
six other studios to try.

580
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,645
If he doesn't show up,

581
00:32:32,645 --> 00:32:34,821
we'll just sneak out
before the class starts.

582
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:37,868
Go ahead
and claim a bike, girls.

583
00:32:38,738 --> 00:32:42,264
- Actually, we were just leaving.
- Sure you were.

584
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,790
Come on, ladies, hop on.

585
00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:52,187
Girls, I have never had
a quitter in my class

586
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,884
and I'm not about
to start today.

587
00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:57,496
All right, everybody...

588
00:32:58,236 --> 00:33:00,804
it's time to grind.

589
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,023
Sorry.

590
00:33:07,854 --> 00:33:09,508
How do you get your feet in?

591
00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,389
Let's push it.

592
00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:22,695
Only 40 minutes left.

593
00:33:22,695 --> 00:33:25,568
Forty minutes?
Are we time traveling?

594
00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:27,787
That's 40 opportunities

595
00:33:27,787 --> 00:33:31,095
to do better than
the loser you are right now.

596
00:33:31,095 --> 00:33:35,360
We're not moving. We're just
here. We're never leaving.

597
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,883
Mommy!

598
00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:39,886
You're the hill.
You're the hill.

599
00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:42,063
And climb. And climb.

600
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,456
- Time.
- Oh.

601
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,633
Oh, God. OK.

602
00:33:47,633 --> 00:33:50,636
- Come on.
- What? Why are you stopping?

603
00:33:50,636 --> 00:33:53,030
Next class starts
in five minutes.

604
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,814
Oh, legs weren't ready.

605
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,659
Press in. Press in!

606
00:34:13,659 --> 00:34:15,096
You're not pressing in.

607
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,274
Wake up!

608
00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,102
You're a bad, bad man.

609
00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:26,759
If you chose
easy, you chose the wrong door.

610
00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:45,387
Glad to see you girls
are back for round two.

611
00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:48,129
Uh-uh. What did I say
about quitters?

612
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,869
Hey. My favorite customers.

613
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:51,741
Hey.

614
00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:54,004
I didn't really peg you guys
as the spinning types.

615
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,876
Are you kidding?
This is our fifth class today.

616
00:34:57,355 --> 00:34:58,617
We love health.

617
00:34:58,617 --> 00:35:01,098
Nice. I try and take this class
every week.

618
00:35:01,098 --> 00:35:03,579
- But it's hard to get a bike.
- Why's that?

619
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:06,364
Oscar Isaac
joins this class sometimes.

620
00:35:06,364 --> 00:35:09,411
But he's not here this week
so... lucky you.

621
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:16,200
Yeah. Lucky us.

622
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:20,552
All right, everyone. Mount up.

623
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,557
Lucky number five.

624
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,124
- Oh, OK.
- OK.

625
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,998
- Yay.

626
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,616
Your feet
aren't even in the pedals.

627
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:43,184
You're literally
not moving your legs.

628
00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:49,625
And time.

629
00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:53,716
Great job, Jake.

630
00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:58,808
I think you guy's bike
was broken.

631
00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,810
It says you only moved 40 feet.

632
00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:04,988
Oh, shoot.

633
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:08,513
Hey, do you still owe me one?

634
00:36:08,513 --> 00:36:12,343
Oh, I can't, I'm sorry.
I have to go ice my vagina.

635
00:36:12,343 --> 00:36:15,651
- But maybe she can.
- Well...

636
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,043
My friend
was supposed to help me

637
00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:18,262
with some photography work

638
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:19,872
but he just canceled.

639
00:36:20,786 --> 00:36:23,354
What exactly
do you need me to do?

640
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,275
You're up, New York.
Let's see what you got.

641
00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:34,452
All right, folks, can I have
everyone take a few steps back?

642
00:36:34,452 --> 00:36:37,977
We need to clear this one area.
Thank you.

643
00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,812
Excuse me, ma'am?

644
00:36:46,986 --> 00:36:49,946
Is this the part of the tour
where we can ask questions?

645
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,295
Uh, what?

646
00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:53,993
Who was the first star
on the Walk of Fame?

647
00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:59,347
Great question. That would be
Marilyn Monroe in 1957.

648
00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:01,392
Part of Hollywood's celebration

649
00:37:01,392 --> 00:37:04,352
of strong female leads
in American cinema.

650
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:07,398
Says here
it was director Stanley Kramer.

651
00:37:07,398 --> 00:37:10,140
- Where'd you get that thing?
- All right, I think I got it.

652
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,708
All right, folks.
Uh, thank you for your patience.

653
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,798
Feel free to walk around,
take in the sights.

654
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,104
And you might want
to return that guidebook.

655
00:37:24,502 --> 00:37:26,983
So you let some air in,
cork the bottle,

656
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,811
and then give it as a souvenir?

657
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,769
Yeah, that's what
the pictures are for.

658
00:37:30,769 --> 00:37:34,077
- So, you're selling air?
- No, I'm selling a novelty.

659
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:36,253
- Made of air.
- OK, listen.

660
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:39,082
People are always rushing
from place to place.

661
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:40,866
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,

662
00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:43,042
literally take
in the air around you,

663
00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:44,566
and you can preserve the moments

664
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:46,437
that you want
to hold on to forever.

665
00:37:46,437 --> 00:37:48,483
You've rehearsed that before,
haven't you?

666
00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:50,920
Like, a thousand times.
How'd it sound?

667
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,443
Impressive.

668
00:37:52,443 --> 00:37:54,663
Good. I've been using it
at all of my pitch meetings.

669
00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:56,752
Wow. Any luck?

670
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,144
They want to launch in New York,

671
00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:00,146
but it turns out
there's all this red tape

672
00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:01,626
for using images of landmarks.

673
00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:05,674
Yeah, they can be pretty strict
about that.

674
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:10,331
OK, so I gotta ask, the thing
at the café the other day...

675
00:38:11,462 --> 00:38:13,638
My fiancé
slept with Kenzie Scott.

676
00:38:13,638 --> 00:38:15,771
Kenzie...
The actress Kenzie Scott?

677
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,381
She was on his free-pass list.

678
00:38:17,381 --> 00:38:19,688
And apparently he took it
more seriously than I expected.

679
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,821
And so now you want to get
with someone on your list?

680
00:38:22,821 --> 00:38:25,824
When you say it like that...

681
00:38:25,824 --> 00:38:27,783
I just think
when your heart's broken,

682
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:29,741
you'll try anything
to make it whole.

683
00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:33,484
Oh, no, yeah, no, I get it.
My first love broke my heart.

684
00:38:33,484 --> 00:38:36,139
- Oh.
- I'll never forget it.

685
00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:38,097
- I was in third grade.

686
00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:39,708
I'm serious. Cheryl Conley.

687
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,971
We were supposed to meet me
by the slide during recess.

688
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,016
I searched the entire playground
for her.

689
00:38:44,016 --> 00:38:48,325
And I found her holding Jared
Kay's hands on the swing set.

690
00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:50,283
I haven't been
on a swing set since.

691
00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:51,633
That is tragic.

692
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:54,766
So, uh, who else
is on your list?

693
00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,551
I'm not going through
my list with you.

694
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,770
Why not? We could go back
to Hollywood Boulevard.

695
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,424
- You could practice

696
00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:03,296
on a celebrity impersonator.
I could be your wingman.

697
00:39:03,296 --> 00:39:05,124
- Hey, Chloe.
- Hey. OK.

698
00:39:05,124 --> 00:39:06,691
So, I did some research

699
00:39:06,691 --> 00:39:08,693
and it turns out Cooper Grant
is huge into CrossFit...

700
00:39:08,693 --> 00:39:12,436
Chloe, Chloe, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, I just...

701
00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:16,397
- I don't think it's working.
- Yeah, you're right.

702
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:19,965
Back to the drawing board.
I'll pick up some more yarn.

703
00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:22,359
Actually, I made
an executive decision

704
00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:24,796
and called in
some reinforcements.

705
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,625
No, you didn't.

706
00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:32,238
No, no, no, no, no.

707
00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:36,373
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

708
00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:38,593
I'm just gonna send this email
really quick.

709
00:39:42,901 --> 00:39:45,426
Don't rush me, don't rush me.
Hold on.

710
00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:49,865
All right, just one second,
one second.

711
00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:51,736
Just gotta send this email.

712
00:39:51,736 --> 00:39:56,045
OK. What exactly
do you guys need my help with?

713
00:39:56,045 --> 00:40:00,789
Oh. First of all,
we don't <i>need</i> your help.

714
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:04,575
We are perfectly capable,
strong, independent women

715
00:40:04,575 --> 00:40:06,751
and I'm doing just fine
on my own.

716
00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:08,927
Are we still talking
about my thing?

717
00:40:08,927 --> 00:40:10,755
Yeah, let's do you first.

718
00:40:10,755 --> 00:40:12,888
Right. OK, so you know
how we made

719
00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:14,542
those celebrity
free-pass lists?

720
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,719
- Well, Matt slept with his.
- Like, under his pillow?

721
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,723
No, no, he didn't sleep
with his list.

722
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:25,857
- He slept with Kenzie Scott.
- You're kidding.

723
00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:29,252
So now I need to sleep
with a celebrity on my list.

724
00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:32,037
That's so shallow.
I love this for you.

725
00:40:32,037 --> 00:40:33,691
And I need your help.

726
00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:38,609
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no.

727
00:40:38,609 --> 00:40:41,786
Sam, you're a talent agent.

728
00:40:41,786 --> 00:40:44,223
So you know how one
might get in the same room

729
00:40:44,223 --> 00:40:46,704
as, say, Cooper Grant.

730
00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:48,576
Cooper Grant?
Yes. Half the population

731
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:49,794
is trying to sleep with him.

732
00:40:49,794 --> 00:40:51,970
The other half
is trying to fuck him.

733
00:40:51,970 --> 00:40:54,712
There are more achievable names
on the list.

734
00:40:54,712 --> 00:40:56,453
- Who?
- Don't say Jack Black.

735
00:40:57,149 --> 00:40:58,847
Mac West.

736
00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:01,240
I love you guys, but good luck. Bye.

737
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,504
Make sure Rachel validates you.

738
00:41:05,636 --> 00:41:07,508
I told you she couldn't do it.

739
00:41:08,987 --> 00:41:10,685
Excuse me?

740
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:13,252
Oh, uh, nothing.
I was just telling Abby

741
00:41:13,252 --> 00:41:16,517
that there's no way you can
get to someone on that list

742
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,736
because you're not
powerful enough to do it.

743
00:41:18,736 --> 00:41:20,172
Hold on.

744
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,697
I can get to these people.

745
00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:24,786
I can get inside these people
if I wanted to.

746
00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:28,485
- That's not the problem.
- So, what's the problem?

747
00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:30,400
The problem, Chloe, is

748
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,272
I don't want to be an accessory
to celebrity stalking.

749
00:41:33,272 --> 00:41:35,318
OK. We're wasting
our time here.

750
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:36,798
Wait. Wait, just wait.

751
00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:39,540
Everybody just relax.
Just take a breath.

752
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:48,636
I happen to know Mac West
is in town filming a commercial.

753
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,162
But you can't just walk
onto the set.

754
00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:58,123
OK. Why don't you make her,
like, a writer or something?

755
00:41:58,123 --> 00:41:59,690
Sure, Chloe,
I'll make her a writer.

756
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:01,474
And tomorrow,
I'll have her producing,

757
00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:03,912
directing and starring
in the next Bond film.

758
00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,653
- We'd like that.
- Cool.

759
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,480
Oh, my God. You're so adorable.

760
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,221
The AD there
happens to owe me a favor.

761
00:42:09,221 --> 00:42:10,875
I can probably get you
on set as a PA.

762
00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:14,575
- Great. What's a PA?
- You'll love it.

763
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,967
This is our tenth shoot together.

764
00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,490
You know
what I like to see.

765
00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:19,449
- I won't let you down.
- New girl, where's my coffee?

766
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,624
In your hand.

767
00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:22,278
Patty, what hand
do I drink coffee with?

768
00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:23,584
- The left.
- Efficiency.

769
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,586
If we waste time doing this,
we fail.

770
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,022
Patty's the key PA on set.

771
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,414
Follow her lead.

772
00:42:30,373 --> 00:42:31,896
Hey, I remember
my first day too.

773
00:42:31,896 --> 00:42:33,811
I've pretty much
done it all since then.

774
00:42:33,811 --> 00:42:36,161
I've been grip, key grip,
dolly grip.

775
00:42:36,161 --> 00:42:38,555
- Shit, I've even been grip grip.
- Grip grip?

776
00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:40,296
- I move the other grips around.
- Right.

777
00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:42,211
Stick with me, you'll be OK.

778
00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:45,780
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Absolutely, absolutely.

779
00:42:47,085 --> 00:42:49,392
OK, now real talk,
you little punk.

780
00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:51,786
You obviously knew someone
or blew someone

781
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,788
in order to land a PA job
last minute,

782
00:42:53,788 --> 00:42:55,746
but I haven't been doing this
for 20 years

783
00:42:55,746 --> 00:42:59,881
to be shown up by some
wannabe Greta Gerwig hot shot.

784
00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:04,886
Now, you stay out of my way or I
will sink you like the Titanic.

785
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:06,148
Capisce?

786
00:43:06,496 --> 00:43:08,716
Can we start over?
My name's Abby. And I...

787
00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:12,458
Abby? I don't like that name.
I'm gonna call you Short Stack.

788
00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:15,592
Uh, I'm... I'm average height.

789
00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:19,291
Uh, yeah, yeah. Soaking wet.

790
00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:21,119
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

791
00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:23,165
Oh, what foot was that?
Four foot?

792
00:43:25,297 --> 00:43:26,821
Get to work, Frodo.

793
00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,039
Oh.

794
00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:32,174
I could dunk on her.

795
00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:51,323
I wanna be able
to eat off of it, Short Stack.

796
00:43:52,498 --> 00:43:54,413
Why would you wanna
eat off a wheel?

797
00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:56,241
- What was that?
- What?

798
00:43:56,241 --> 00:43:58,766
<i>Patty, I'm gonna need you
to get Mac to the set in five.</i>

799
00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:00,463
Copy that last transmission.

800
00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:03,335
Just need to deploy the wardrobe
and I will pick up Bald Eagle.

801
00:44:03,335 --> 00:44:04,685
Back to one.

802
00:44:08,253 --> 00:44:09,951
Who are these people?

803
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:26,184
- Hey. Uh...
- Oh.

804
00:44:26,184 --> 00:44:27,751
Do you need a ride?

805
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,361
Oh, I thought Patty
was driving me.

806
00:44:29,361 --> 00:44:32,974
Well, Mr. West,
there's a new Patty in town.

807
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:35,498
Hm. Your name's also Patty?

808
00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:36,804
Uh, no. Well, I see

809
00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:39,502
how that actually
could've been confusing.

810
00:44:39,502 --> 00:44:42,200
I'm... I'm Abby, the other PA.

811
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:43,724
Oh. Can I still call you Patty?

812
00:44:43,941 --> 00:44:46,727
- I don't think that's really...
- Thanks, Patty. You're a doll.

813
00:44:47,249 --> 00:44:49,904
OK. Um...

814
00:44:49,904 --> 00:44:52,776
You know, I have to say,
I'm a huge fan.

815
00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:55,344
I mean, when you jump
off of Pennington Tower

816
00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:56,519
just as it explodes

817
00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:58,042
and you're dangling
from the string.

818
00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,609
You've got this
huge firehouse...

819
00:44:59,609 --> 00:45:02,307
I do all my own stunts, Patty.

820
00:45:02,307 --> 00:45:04,092
Come on, I'll take you to set.

821
00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:06,877
- OK.

822
00:45:06,877 --> 00:45:08,183
Real Patty briefed you

823
00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,793
- on driving this thing, right?
Um...

824
00:45:09,793 --> 00:45:11,752
Whoa! Let's keep this
under a cool five.

825
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:13,579
Uh, there's really
only one speed.

826
00:45:13,579 --> 00:45:15,886
Whoa, whoa! Speed bump,
speed bump, speed bump.

827
00:45:19,672 --> 00:45:21,762
Let's note that
for the ride back.

828
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:27,115
This coffee tastes different.

829
00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:28,377
That'd be my special blend.

830
00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:30,248
A dash of cinnamon
with some hazelnut.

831
00:45:30,248 --> 00:45:31,597
Did you say hazelnut?

832
00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:32,860
You got that right.

833
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,992
It's my gammy's special recipe, actually.

834
00:45:34,992 --> 00:45:36,907
Dash of cinnamon
with a little hazelnut.

835
00:45:36,907 --> 00:45:38,691
But it's really more like
a cup of...

836
00:45:38,691 --> 00:45:40,911
- I'm allergic to hazelnut.
- What?

837
00:45:40,911 --> 00:45:42,260
- Uh...

838
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,045
- I think my throat is closing.
- What do we do?

839
00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:46,090
- Do you have an EpiPen?
- No, but I have a Bic one.

840
00:45:46,090 --> 00:45:49,311
- A what?
- A Bic one.

841
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:50,747
- Trach me.
- Trach you?

842
00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:52,357
I'm not traching you!

843
00:45:52,357 --> 00:45:54,838
- Come on, Patty! My throat...
-  Oh, my God. OK.

844
00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:57,972
Oh, my God, this is happening!
One, two...

845
00:45:57,972 --> 00:45:59,800
- What the fuck are you doing?
- ...three!

846
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,845
- Real Patty.
- I've got your EpiPen.

847
00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:03,804
- Assuming the position.

848
00:46:04,935 --> 00:46:07,242
I'm doubling up!

849
00:46:07,242 --> 00:46:11,507
- What is happening?

850
00:46:21,473 --> 00:46:24,825
Oh, Chloe.
Well...

851
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:27,001
At least
it didn't mention your name.

852
00:46:28,698 --> 00:46:30,743
Is there a reason
why we're meeting Jake

853
00:46:30,743 --> 00:46:31,919
on some random
street?

854
00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:34,356
He said the food
is to die for.

855
00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:41,450
Whoa. OK...

856
00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:43,495
- Hey, guys.
-  God.

857
00:46:43,495 --> 00:46:44,888
So, Celso is gonna whip us up

858
00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:47,108
some of the best empanadas
you've ever had.

859
00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:49,545
- You ready?
- Oh! So sorry, Celso.

860
00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,634
Yeah, we didn't mean to assume.

861
00:46:51,634 --> 00:46:54,550
That's not Celso. We should go.

862
00:46:56,334 --> 00:46:58,771
- Yeah.
- I kind of peed a little.

863
00:46:58,771 --> 00:47:00,512
Oh, yeah.

864
00:47:01,209 --> 00:47:02,253
Mm. Mm.

865
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:03,689
- Mm!
- Mm!

866
00:47:03,689 --> 00:47:04,995
Holy shit.

867
00:47:04,995 --> 00:47:06,127
Oh, yay!

868
00:47:07,737 --> 00:47:08,912
Mm.

869
00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:14,265
It's almost as good
as the street meat in New York.

870
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:15,527
Yes.

871
00:47:15,527 --> 00:47:17,965
Did you just compare
LA's best empanada

872
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:20,576
to something called street meat?

873
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:21,969
Have you ever tried it?

874
00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:24,232
No. No, I've actually
never been to New York.

875
00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:25,407
- What?
- Wait.

876
00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:27,191
You're starting
a souvenir company

877
00:47:27,191 --> 00:47:28,497
and you've never been

878
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:29,977
to the world's biggest
tourist destination?

879
00:47:29,977 --> 00:47:33,197
My parents traveled a lot,
just not with us.

880
00:47:33,197 --> 00:47:36,070
I always thought Sight Sealing
would sort of be my way

881
00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,506
to see the rest of the world.

882
00:47:37,506 --> 00:47:38,681
I'll tell ya what.

883
00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:40,161
When you make it to New York,

884
00:47:40,161 --> 00:47:42,511
I will be
your official tour guide.

885
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,730
Deal.

886
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:49,692
Didn't you get us lost
trying to find Central Park?

887
00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:51,476
- That was one time.
<i>- The</i> Central Park?

888
00:47:51,476 --> 00:47:52,956
- The big one?
- Yeah.

889
00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:54,697
Yeah, it's, like, in the center.

890
00:47:54,697 --> 00:47:57,004
- Whose side are you on?
- And it's a park.

891
00:47:57,004 --> 00:48:00,137
- One time. One time.

892
00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:02,618
That was one time!

893
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:04,359
OK, I believe you. Jesus.

894
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:07,057
Don't you dare.

895
00:48:07,057 --> 00:48:08,276
I need another one.

896
00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,497
Look at you, all smiles.

897
00:48:12,497 --> 00:48:14,760
They were really good empanadas.

898
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,850
Right. Must be the empanadas.

899
00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:21,680
Nothing to do with the cute guy
who's clearly into you.

900
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,813
We're just hanging out.

901
00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:27,164
Abby, I haven't seen that look
since your ninth birthday

902
00:48:27,164 --> 00:48:29,340
when you got
that Barbie Dream House.

903
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,689
God, I loved that house.

904
00:48:30,689 --> 00:48:33,301
Here we go. Who ordered
the tres leches cake?

905
00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:35,216
- Oh, no, that's not ours.
- Shit.

906
00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:36,565
- She's kidding.
- Oh.

907
00:48:36,565 --> 00:48:38,219
I guess Chloe's can
go in the trash.

908
00:48:38,219 --> 00:48:39,742
Don't you dare!

909
00:48:39,742 --> 00:48:43,528
- Oh, uh, it's Sam. Hey.

910
00:48:46,618 --> 00:48:48,490
- Sam?
- My ex-girlfriend.

911
00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:50,013
She's, like, obsessed with me.

912
00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:54,017
I got you into
the A-List Film Awards.

913
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,106
The ALFAs? Are you serious?

914
00:48:56,106 --> 00:48:59,022
Tomorrow, you will be at
the same event as Cooper Grant.

915
00:48:59,022 --> 00:49:01,503
So, am I in
the audience or something?

916
00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:03,766
Uh, yeah. Kind of.

917
00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,463
What do you mean, kind of?

918
00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:10,033
Your role as seat fillers

919
00:49:10,033 --> 00:49:13,036
is to do exactly
as the job title says.

920
00:49:13,471 --> 00:49:14,820
Fill seats.

921
00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:20,304
Take a look out at the theater.
Look at the theater. OK?

922
00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:25,744
See all those empty seats?
Those are the enemies.

923
00:49:25,744 --> 00:49:28,486
But that makes you the...

924
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:31,098
heroes.

925
00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:34,840
OK, well, before we run
some routes, I wanted to...

926
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,452
Excuse me,
are you practicing sitting?

927
00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:39,541
Huh? No. Not me.

928
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:42,413
- Do you not know how to sit?
- No, that was her.

929
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,328
I don't know
what you're talking about.

930
00:49:44,328 --> 00:49:46,722
Let's go ahead and get ready
for tonight, all right?

931
00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:49,420
When I'm walking, you follow me,
all right? Come on!

932
00:49:59,169 --> 00:50:02,694
<i>Thanks, again. Thank you.</i>

933
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:06,742
Wait. Shouldn't you
be at this thing?

934
00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,048
Yes.

935
00:50:08,874 --> 00:50:10,093
I should.

936
00:50:10,702 --> 00:50:11,921
Hmm.

937
00:50:12,965 --> 00:50:14,924
Why am I so nervous?

938
00:50:15,968 --> 00:50:18,275
Do you want me to tell you
everything will be fine

939
00:50:18,275 --> 00:50:21,191
or do you want a list of things
that could go wrong

940
00:50:21,191 --> 00:50:23,019
that are actually
making you nervous

941
00:50:23,019 --> 00:50:25,630
because, I mean, I can think
of, like, 73 things...

942
00:50:25,630 --> 00:50:27,545
- Please stop talking.
- OK.

943
00:50:27,545 --> 00:50:30,374
We've got an open
next to Keanu. Keanu, OK?

944
00:50:30,374 --> 00:50:34,813
We got, uh, some squirming next
to Cooper Grant over here, OK?

945
00:50:34,813 --> 00:50:37,686
I see a possible bathroom break
happening here.

946
00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:40,123
Um, OK. Let's get into position.

947
00:50:40,123 --> 00:50:42,473
Who's on deck? OK.

948
00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:48,479
Hi. Uh, excuse me. Do you mind
if I take the next one?

949
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:50,220
Short Stack.

950
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:53,658
Patty. You're a seat filler too?
You weren't at the rehearsal.

951
00:50:53,658 --> 00:50:55,356
Well, you can't rehearse perfection.

952
00:50:55,356 --> 00:50:56,705
What are you doing here?

953
00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:58,750
I didn't realize
they hire booster seat fillers.

954
00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:00,970
- Seriously, I'm average height.
- Yeah.

955
00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:03,320
What'd you get nominated for?
Best Short?

956
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,017
Let me show how
you it's done, kid.

957
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:12,024
Sorry, Patty.

958
00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:18,030
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.

959
00:51:18,030 --> 00:51:20,598
- Oh, cute dress. Excuse me.
- Ow.

960
00:51:20,598 --> 00:51:23,645
- Hello. Oops. Yeah. OK.
- Wow.

961
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:25,690
I'm gonna just...

962
00:51:25,690 --> 00:51:29,390
All right. Oh.
That's your shoulder. Ooh, OK.

963
00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:31,348
<i>And now we bid farewell</i>

964
00:51:31,348 --> 00:51:34,525
<i>to the bright stars
we lost this past year.</i>

965
00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:44,796
Uh, Stephen Mills.
I loved that guy.

966
00:51:44,796 --> 00:51:47,538
- Huh?
- Oh, Stephen Mills.

967
00:51:48,626 --> 00:51:49,975
Right.

968
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:54,110
Is that your acceptance speech?

969
00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:57,896
Yes. But I doubt
I'll be reading it.

970
00:51:57,896 --> 00:52:01,552
You're right.
Denzel's got this locked up.

971
00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:10,518
I never really know
what to say in these things.

972
00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,520
Well, um, if you need help,

973
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,262
I'm... I'm kind of
a speechwriter.

974
00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:16,828
- Oh, yeah?
- Hm-hmm.

975
00:52:16,828 --> 00:52:19,918
When you're not dominating
musical chairs tournaments?

976
00:52:19,918 --> 00:52:22,530
A seat filler joke. That's good.

977
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:25,794
No, but really, I write speeches
for the Mayor of New York.

978
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,143
- Really?
- Hmm.

979
00:52:27,143 --> 00:52:29,972
Wow. I love that guy's speeches.

980
00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:31,843
- Really?
Shh.

981
00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:41,331
Well, Speechwriter...

982
00:52:41,331 --> 00:52:44,160
maybe you can tell me
if this is any good.

983
00:52:45,683 --> 00:52:47,729
Keep in mind that,
in some alternate universe,

984
00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,687
I may actually have to give
that speech...

985
00:52:49,687 --> 00:52:51,689
I'd cut the last two lines.

986
00:52:51,689 --> 00:52:54,649
- What?
- And move them to the front.

987
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:58,218
Uh, the first thing you say sets
the tone for the entire speech.

988
00:52:58,218 --> 00:52:59,610
It's your hook.

989
00:53:01,351 --> 00:53:04,049
Oh, and this. This is good.

990
00:53:04,049 --> 00:53:07,052
Uh, do you have a pen?

991
00:53:07,052 --> 00:53:10,752
<i>And the nominees for Best
Actor in a Leading Role are...</i>

992
00:53:10,752 --> 00:53:14,886
<i>- Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".</i>
Oh, my God. That's her!

993
00:53:14,886 --> 00:53:17,933
- How did she get next to him?
- That's it. It's done.

994
00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:20,631
OK, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

995
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:22,633
I'm a glass-half-full kinda gal.

996
00:53:22,633 --> 00:53:24,156
Oh, really?

997
00:53:24,156 --> 00:53:25,810
You think
sitting next to someone

998
00:53:25,810 --> 00:53:27,508
is halfway
to sleeping with them?

999
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:29,814
- What?
- Quarter full?

1000
00:53:29,814 --> 00:53:31,642
What?

1001
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:34,776
<i>- Denzel Washington...</i>
- What? What?

1002
00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:36,212
Get over there.

1003
00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:37,909
- I'm just kidding.
<i>- And the ALFA goes to...</i>

1004
00:53:37,909 --> 00:53:39,911
<i>Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".</i>

1005
00:53:56,406 --> 00:53:59,844
- OK. She looks like his wife.
- We did it.

1006
00:53:59,844 --> 00:54:01,411
- Wow.
- We did do it.

1007
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:08,810
Wow.

1008
00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:16,426
When I heard my name just now,
I thought,

1009
00:54:16,426 --> 00:54:18,820
"That's a weird way
to pronounce Denzel."

1010
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,434
So, this...

1011
00:54:24,434 --> 00:54:25,653
<i>This one's for you.</i>

1012
00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:27,872
- I wrote that.
<i>- Thank you very much.</i>

1013
00:54:32,050 --> 00:54:34,357
- Hey, speechwriter.
- Hi.

1014
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:38,318
- We did it.
- Ah!

1015
00:54:39,144 --> 00:54:41,321
Shall we celebrate?

1016
00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:43,714
- Yes.
- Come on.

1017
00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:46,761
<i>Hi, Abby, it's Matt.
I think I just saw you on TV.</i>

1018
00:54:46,761 --> 00:54:49,938
<i>I'll do whatever it takes.
Please don't shut me out.</i>

1019
00:54:51,461 --> 00:54:53,898
Well, this is my flat.

1020
00:54:55,857 --> 00:54:58,903
Looks pretty three-dimensional
to me.

1021
00:54:58,903 --> 00:55:01,863
Right. OK,
I'm gonna hang my jacket up.

1022
00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,821
- Be back in a second.
- OK.

1023
00:55:17,269 --> 00:55:19,663
- Bonjour, darling.
- Oh, my God.

1024
00:55:19,663 --> 00:55:22,492
Sorry. Didn't...
Didn't mean to startle you.

1025
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,582
Or did I?

1026
00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:28,933
Ari Miller?

1027
00:55:28,933 --> 00:55:31,719
Oh. You've heard of me?

1028
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,765
Heard of you? Your movies
are hilarious. You've...

1029
00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:38,247
You've been nominated
for Best Actor three times.

1030
00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:42,164
Was I? That's right, I was.

1031
00:55:45,863 --> 00:55:49,954
Oh. I see you've met
my very well-dressed housemate.

1032
00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:52,609
It's Ari Miller.

1033
00:55:52,609 --> 00:55:55,090
I knew you guys did those
<i>Undercover</i> movies together,

1034
00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:56,874
but you live together too?

1035
00:55:56,874 --> 00:56:00,574
- That's so cool.
- Yes. It's so cool. Very cool.

1036
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:03,751
It is so cool, isn't it?

1037
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:05,100
That we live together.

1038
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,318
Well...
- So cool.

1039
00:56:06,318 --> 00:56:08,059
Yeah.
- Very cool.

1040
00:56:08,059 --> 00:56:11,672
Um, are they just
giving those away these days?

1041
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:14,065
Oh, hi.

1042
00:56:14,065 --> 00:56:16,459
I'm just kidding.
That's... That's awesome.

1043
00:56:16,459 --> 00:56:17,982
That's so awesome.

1044
00:56:17,982 --> 00:56:20,637
Plus you've almost caught up
to me in nominations.

1045
00:56:20,637 --> 00:56:24,902
You know, not... not quite,
but who's counting?

1046
00:56:24,902 --> 00:56:27,862
Um, anyhow,
we were just about to head out.

1047
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:30,734
Actually, do you wanna
hang out here for a bit?

1048
00:56:30,734 --> 00:56:33,868
I'd love to see
the rest of the house.

1049
00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:37,828
I'm actually making
some spaghetti bolognese

1050
00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:39,264
if you're interested.

1051
00:56:40,657 --> 00:56:43,094
I've had it. Say you're a vegan.
I'll show you around.

1052
00:56:43,094 --> 00:56:45,488
OK. Um...

1053
00:56:45,488 --> 00:56:48,056
- Vegan.
- What was your name again?

1054
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:49,840
Bye.

1055
00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:57,979
- This is so crazy.
- What is?

1056
00:56:57,979 --> 00:56:59,981
Well, it's just...

1057
00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,852
You think that some people exist

1058
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:04,202
on different planes
of the universe,

1059
00:57:04,202 --> 00:57:07,075
and then you get in
the same room as them

1060
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:13,777
and... turns out they're just as
down to earth and normal as you.

1061
00:57:13,777 --> 00:57:18,478
- Oh, so I'm just... just normal?
- You know what I mean.

1062
00:57:24,048 --> 00:57:26,790
Sorry. I just have to ask.

1063
00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:29,184
Did you know
that I lived with Ari Miller?

1064
00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:31,055
No. I had no idea.

1065
00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,757
It's just...

1066
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:40,587
Most girls, they come back here
just to get close with Ari.

1067
00:57:40,587 --> 00:57:43,024
- You're kidding, right?
- No. I completely get it.

1068
00:57:43,024 --> 00:57:45,200
The guy's basically
like a Greek god.

1069
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,071
Which... Which god, exactly?

1070
00:57:50,422 --> 00:57:53,164
Oh. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.

1071
00:57:53,164 --> 00:57:55,253
I didn't realize
you guys were in here.

1072
00:57:55,253 --> 00:57:58,256
Don't mind me.
I'm just gonna, um, use the tub.

1073
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:02,957
- Huh?
- Why?

1074
00:58:02,957 --> 00:58:04,959
Do a little splishy-splashy.

1075
00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:08,440
Can you not splishy and splash
in your own bathtub?

1076
00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:13,315
I... I... I could.

1077
00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:14,969
You have your own bathroom.

1078
00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:18,538
I'd rather use this tub.
The water pressure...

1079
00:58:19,495 --> 00:58:21,018
OK.

1080
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:27,938
He just, like, wanders in.

1081
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,810
It's, like, how do I
compete with that?

1082
00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:33,465
- I sincerely have no idea.
- Oh, this was such a bad idea.

1083
00:58:33,465 --> 00:58:35,119
I shouldn't
have brought you here.

1084
00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:39,080
Hey. You are Cooper Grant.

1085
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:43,606
You were on the Sexiest Man on
Earth list eight years in a row.

1086
00:58:43,606 --> 00:58:47,610
- Who likes him more than you?
- You mean besides Scorsese?

1087
00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:49,307
That was such a small part.

1088
00:58:49,307 --> 00:58:52,136
Well, bigger than your no-part,
now isn't it?

1089
00:58:52,136 --> 00:58:53,311
- Oh!
- You know what?

1090
00:58:53,311 --> 00:58:55,923
- OK.
What?

1091
00:58:56,924 --> 00:58:58,447
That is it. I've had enough.

1092
00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:00,841
I'm sorry your girlfriend's
been ogling me all night.

1093
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:02,582
I have not
been ogling anyone.

1094
00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:03,757
Were you ogling him?

1095
00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:05,976
I don't even know
what ogling means.

1096
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,326
What are you gonna do about it,
tough guy?

1097
00:59:08,326 --> 00:59:10,111
- Oh, no.

1098
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,331
- That is it.
- Hey!

1099
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:19,599
Guys?

1100
00:59:24,168 --> 00:59:27,084
I don't think
this is appropriate.

1101
00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,667
So, tell me everything.

1102
00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:46,626
I just...
I just wanna get some sleep.

1103
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:49,367
Wait, no, wait.
I want some details.

1104
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,763
No... You don't.

1105
00:59:53,763 --> 00:59:55,939
Wait. Did something weird
happen?

1106
00:59:57,375 --> 01:00:00,204
You could say things
got weird...

1107
01:00:00,204 --> 01:00:02,337
when Ari Miller showed up.

1108
01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:07,037
No way. Ari Miller?
He definitely has BDE.

1109
01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:08,778
So, what happened?

1110
01:00:11,607 --> 01:00:14,305
Cooper, he...

1111
01:00:14,305 --> 01:00:16,438
He pulled an ALFA
out of his ass.

1112
01:00:16,438 --> 01:00:19,789
Yeah, I totally agree. That ALFA
was Denzel's to lose.

1113
01:00:20,616 --> 01:00:22,313
No, no.

1114
01:00:22,313 --> 01:00:25,229
Cooper literally pulled an ALFA

1115
01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:29,146
out... of Ari's ass.

1116
01:00:33,803 --> 01:00:35,109
I always wondered what they did

1117
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:37,154
with those things
after they won.

1118
01:00:37,154 --> 01:00:40,984
I'm going to bed, and we are
never speaking of this again.

1119
01:00:40,984 --> 01:00:44,248
Is this a bad time to talk about
the next guy on your list?

1120
01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:47,338
Probably a bad time.

1121
01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:03,137
Mr. Mayor. Oh, sorry.
Do I still call you that?

1122
01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:05,008
Well, I'm still the mayor, Abby.

1123
01:01:05,922 --> 01:01:07,489
Right. Of course.

1124
01:01:07,489 --> 01:01:09,360
You know, we've tried out

1125
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,667
three different speechwriters
since you quit.

1126
01:01:11,667 --> 01:01:13,321
Actually, you fired me.

1127
01:01:13,321 --> 01:01:15,584
Details. I like that.

1128
01:01:16,019 --> 01:01:18,587
Having you gone
has made me realize something.

1129
01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:22,373
<i>- I've missed ya, kiddo.</i>
- I've missed you too, sir.

1130
01:01:22,373 --> 01:01:25,637
Here you go. Want your truck?

1131
01:01:25,637 --> 01:01:28,597
I was just saying hi to my son.
Sorry. Did you say something?

1132
01:01:29,032 --> 01:01:30,425
Uh, no.

1133
01:01:31,556 --> 01:01:33,297
Listen...

1134
01:01:33,297 --> 01:01:36,692
It just hasn't felt the same
with you not around.

1135
01:01:36,692 --> 01:01:38,868
So, I need you
to do something for me.

1136
01:01:38,868 --> 01:01:42,437
- Anything, sir.
<i>- Get that sweet ass over here.</i>

1137
01:01:43,307 --> 01:01:45,745
I guess I could catch a red-eye.

1138
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,401
What was that? I was just saying
hello to the missus.

1139
01:01:50,401 --> 01:01:52,099
Oh, nothing.

1140
01:01:54,623 --> 01:01:57,321
<i>Abby, nobody knows my voice
like you do.</i>

1141
01:01:58,322 --> 01:01:59,889
I want you back
to write the speech

1142
01:01:59,889 --> 01:02:01,195
that launches my campaign.

1143
01:02:04,807 --> 01:02:06,069
Uh...

1144
01:02:06,069 --> 01:02:08,028
So, what do you say?

1145
01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:10,421
You ready to sit
at the big-boy table?

1146
01:02:15,731 --> 01:02:17,559
<i>- Abby?</i>
- Oh, you're talking to me.

1147
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,126
Yes. I'm in.

1148
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,431
Great.

1149
01:02:21,084 --> 01:02:24,174
I'd like to see a draft next
week at the kickoff meeting.

1150
01:02:24,871 --> 01:02:26,437
See ya, buddy.

1151
01:02:27,612 --> 01:02:28,396
Hey.

1152
01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,616
I was starting to think
you weren't gonna show up.

1153
01:02:31,616 --> 01:02:33,618
Sorry. Rough night.

1154
01:02:33,618 --> 01:02:37,492
Hmm. Try being a server
at a <i>Real Housewives</i> reunion.

1155
01:02:37,492 --> 01:02:38,667
You ready to go?

1156
01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:50,635
I think you've seen
<i>The Goonies</i> too many times.

1157
01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:53,725
- You good?
- I'm a New Yorker.

1158
01:02:53,725 --> 01:02:55,466
I walk 30 blocks
to work every day

1159
01:02:55,466 --> 01:02:57,642
in three-inch heels. I'm good.

1160
01:02:57,642 --> 01:02:59,906
Well, I hear you, but...

1161
01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:02,038
hiking in LA
is a bit different terrain,

1162
01:03:02,038 --> 01:03:03,387
so you gotta watch every step.

1163
01:03:03,387 --> 01:03:04,867
I used to hike
up the Adirondacks

1164
01:03:04,867 --> 01:03:06,564
with my dad
every summer till I was 17.

1165
01:03:06,564 --> 01:03:09,350
- Really?
- No.

1166
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,395
OK.

1167
01:03:45,777 --> 01:03:48,084
I honestly have never even
thought about it.

1168
01:03:48,084 --> 01:03:49,999
Every guy has a list.

1169
01:03:49,999 --> 01:03:53,089
I had a shot with J.Lo once.
She was on stage

1170
01:03:53,089 --> 01:03:55,309
and I was in the nosebleeds.

1171
01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:58,051
But there was definite
long-distance eye lock.

1172
01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:01,706
You think
this whole thing's stupid?

1173
01:04:03,056 --> 01:04:04,579
I think everybody has a fantasy

1174
01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:07,321
about spending a night
with a celebrity.

1175
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:08,757
But I think finding someone

1176
01:04:08,757 --> 01:04:11,847
to spend the rest of your life
with, that's...

1177
01:04:11,847 --> 01:04:13,631
that's the fantasy.

1178
01:04:15,242 --> 01:04:18,593
Oh. I almost forgot.
I have something to show you.

1179
01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:21,465
Sight Sealing's first prototype.

1180
01:04:21,465 --> 01:04:22,945
I like it.
- Yes?

1181
01:04:22,945 --> 01:04:24,381
Yeah.
- Yes.

1182
01:04:24,381 --> 01:04:26,514
Well, I hope Vanderton Capital
likes it as well.

1183
01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:28,342
I have a pitch meeting
next week.

1184
01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:30,692
After that, I don't really know.

1185
01:04:30,692 --> 01:04:32,694
Well, I think it's great.

1186
01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:34,435
And that's coming from someone

1187
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:37,351
who's had very few moments
worth saving lately.

1188
01:04:37,351 --> 01:04:39,266
I wouldn't give up.

1189
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,792
- What?
- We just met and...

1190
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,708
you're already making me
believe in things

1191
01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:49,058
that I was starting to doubt.

1192
01:04:49,058 --> 01:04:50,407
Your company?

1193
01:04:50,886 --> 01:04:52,583
Your company, actually.

1194
01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,238
Just being here with you.

1195
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:58,111
Forgot how nice it was
to have a moment worth sealing.

1196
01:04:59,895 --> 01:05:01,723
You think this is one?

1197
01:05:04,073 --> 01:05:06,597
I honestly can't think
of anything better.

1198
01:05:54,558 --> 01:05:56,734
Wow, you're really done, huh?

1199
01:05:56,734 --> 01:05:58,475
It probably wasn't
the healthiest way

1200
01:05:58,475 --> 01:05:59,824
to deal with things.

1201
01:05:59,824 --> 01:06:01,478
Is this about Matt or Jake?

1202
01:06:01,478 --> 01:06:03,176
I don't need
to chase celebrities

1203
01:06:03,176 --> 01:06:04,960
to prove something to myself.

1204
01:06:05,569 --> 01:06:08,572
Abby Meyers, I am proud of you.

1205
01:06:12,141 --> 01:06:15,231
All right. So, now what?

1206
01:06:15,231 --> 01:06:18,974
Well, I'm supposed to see Jake
tomorrow night.

1207
01:06:20,193 --> 01:06:23,631
That's great.
Amazing. Fantastic.

1208
01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:26,677
Wonderful. Love that for you.

1209
01:06:29,071 --> 01:06:32,596
Are you OK? You just
turned into a thesaurus.

1210
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:37,384
Yeah, it's just, um...

1211
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:41,170
Sam and I have been spending
a lot of time together

1212
01:06:41,170 --> 01:06:44,478
and now I'm worried that because
you're done with your list,

1213
01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:47,220
I might be done
with the one girl on mine.

1214
01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:52,355
Sam's here.

1215
01:06:54,618 --> 01:06:55,924
OK.

1216
01:06:56,664 --> 01:07:00,320
So, I know my leads
have gone cold

1217
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,931
- but they just got hot again.
- What's that now?

1218
01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:06,630
Just invites to the hottest
party in town tomorrow night.

1219
01:07:06,630 --> 01:07:08,502
A certain rapper
by the name of Avon

1220
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:10,243
is rumored
to be in attendance.

1221
01:07:10,243 --> 01:07:13,420
- Yeah, Sam, about that...
- Can't wait.

1222
01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:15,465
Perfect.
I will go confirm all of us.

1223
01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:16,771
Hm-hmm.

1224
01:07:19,817 --> 01:07:21,341
I thought you were done
with the list.

1225
01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,995
You've been my lifeline
for the last three weeks.

1226
01:07:23,995 --> 01:07:27,347
The least I can do is be yours
for one night to win back Sam.

1227
01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:30,132
But you have plans
with Jake tomorrow.

1228
01:07:30,132 --> 01:07:32,656
I have all weekend
before I leave.

1229
01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,443
We're confirmed.

1230
01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:38,271
Whoo!

1231
01:07:39,141 --> 01:07:40,403
Are you sure?

1232
01:07:40,621 --> 01:07:42,884
Can't pass up a shot
at someone on your list, right?

1233
01:07:48,498 --> 01:07:49,673
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

1234
01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:29,278
- Are you ready? You look good.
- I am. Thank you.

1235
01:08:31,498 --> 01:08:33,935
You're really sexy
when I drink.

1236
01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:35,066
Oh!

1237
01:08:35,066 --> 01:08:37,025
I think that sounds like
an insult,

1238
01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:38,766
but I'm sort of OK with it.

1239
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:40,898
- I'll go get more then.
- Yep. Yep.

1240
01:08:40,898 --> 01:08:43,901
You get many, many more
of those.

1241
01:08:43,901 --> 01:08:46,817
Go, go, my little angel face.

1242
01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:50,081
It's like the old Sam
and Chloe.

1243
01:08:50,081 --> 01:08:51,909
I know, right?

1244
01:08:52,606 --> 01:08:55,043
Thank you, by the way.

1245
01:08:55,696 --> 01:08:58,394
I mean, this means
so much to me.

1246
01:08:59,743 --> 01:09:02,398
- Cheers to you guys.
- Cheers.

1247
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:05,662
Thank you.

1248
01:09:18,109 --> 01:09:21,374
Abs, Chlo.
- Yeah?

1249
01:09:21,374 --> 01:09:24,551
Avon's right over there.
You gonna go talk to him?

1250
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,556
It's why we're here.

1251
01:09:29,556 --> 01:09:31,210
- Yeah.
- Hm-hmm.

1252
01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:36,606
- Then go over there.
- Right. OK, yeah.

1253
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,482
Now. Got it. Yeah.

1254
01:09:43,874 --> 01:09:45,528
She's making me nervous.

1255
01:09:45,528 --> 01:09:47,487
- You did really great.
- Thank you.

1256
01:09:58,976 --> 01:10:00,282
OK.

1257
01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:08,812
Hi. I'm sorry. Oh.

1258
01:10:08,812 --> 01:10:10,727
Hey. I know this sounds
really weird,

1259
01:10:10,727 --> 01:10:12,555
but I need you
to go along with it.

1260
01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:13,991
Excuse me?

1261
01:10:13,991 --> 01:10:15,906
I need you to go along
with what I'm about to do.

1262
01:10:18,387 --> 01:10:20,041
Do you have a bomb
strapped to you?

1263
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:21,216
What? No.

1264
01:10:21,216 --> 01:10:22,739
Cos you're kinda acting
like someone

1265
01:10:22,739 --> 01:10:24,306
who's got a bomb
strapped to them.

1266
01:10:24,306 --> 01:10:26,961
No. I don't have a bomb.
It's just... I'm trying to...

1267
01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,529
Don't look at them.
I'm trying to help my friend

1268
01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:31,095
get back together with her ex,

1269
01:10:31,095 --> 01:10:33,097
so I need to pretend
to hit on you

1270
01:10:33,097 --> 01:10:34,664
because you're on
my free-pass list.

1271
01:10:38,059 --> 01:10:40,279
Why do I feel like
I'm gonna regret this?

1272
01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:41,541
Just be cool, OK?

1273
01:10:42,193 --> 01:10:43,499
Cool.

1274
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,111
She's totally doing this.
I wanna hear it.

1275
01:10:47,111 --> 01:10:49,418
- No, you don't.
- Yes. We'll be chill.

1276
01:10:51,855 --> 01:10:53,030
Yeah.

1277
01:10:53,030 --> 01:10:55,685
We <i>do</i> share
the same zodiac sign.

1278
01:10:56,251 --> 01:10:57,383
What's with the voice?

1279
01:10:57,383 --> 01:10:59,602
You're talking so loudly
all of a sudden.

1280
01:11:00,777 --> 01:11:02,562
You're doing
the bomb girl thing?

1281
01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:05,216
- You're...
- I think you're da bomb too.

1282
01:11:07,828 --> 01:11:09,569
- Right, um...
- Yes.

1283
01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:13,834
Has my heart known
love till this night?

1284
01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:15,270
That was so good.

1285
01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:19,405
In touching her,
make blessed my rude hand.

1286
01:11:19,405 --> 01:11:24,061
Did my heart love till thee?
Forswear it, sight.

1287
01:11:24,061 --> 01:11:28,327
- For I ne'er in truer beauty...
- Let's go over there.

1288
01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:31,155
- ...than now.
- Did you just quote Shakespeare?

1289
01:11:31,852 --> 01:11:34,855
- Yeah. No good?
- No. Really good. They're gone.

1290
01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:36,770
Oh. OK.

1291
01:11:37,988 --> 01:11:41,035
So, I gotta say,
I get hit on a lot,

1292
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:43,429
but never pretend hit on.

1293
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:47,433
Oh. Well, thanks. I owe you one.

1294
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:52,263
So, I didn't get your name.

1295
01:11:53,613 --> 01:11:54,831
Abby.

1296
01:11:54,831 --> 01:11:55,919
Abby, Abby, Abby.

1297
01:11:55,919 --> 01:11:58,052
It's just nice
to know the person

1298
01:11:58,052 --> 01:12:00,489
who's got you
on their free-pass list.

1299
01:12:00,489 --> 01:12:02,839
- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?

1300
01:12:02,839 --> 01:12:07,104
Um, you're on my list, but I
don't want to sleep with you.

1301
01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:10,412
Wow. You managed to objectify

1302
01:12:10,412 --> 01:12:12,066
and reject me
all in one sentence.

1303
01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:15,025
- Shit.
- What?

1304
01:12:15,025 --> 01:12:16,549
No, no, no. Don't. Don't look.

1305
01:12:16,549 --> 01:12:18,507
My ex is coming over here
right now

1306
01:12:18,507 --> 01:12:21,118
and she'd get really pissed
if she saw me here with someone.

1307
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,991
So, pretend you're with me now.

1308
01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:26,341
- Like we just did?
- Not at all like we just did.

1309
01:12:26,341 --> 01:12:27,821
- OK.
- Just follow my lead.

1310
01:12:27,821 --> 01:12:30,693
- All right. OK.
- Come here.

1311
01:12:30,693 --> 01:12:31,912
Hey, you.

1312
01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:35,219
Avon, didn't know you were here.

1313
01:12:36,873 --> 01:12:39,267
Usually you demand
they play your music all night.

1314
01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:40,790
Oh. I don't demand it.

1315
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,357
- The public does.
- Hmm.

1316
01:12:42,357 --> 01:12:45,012
Meet my girlfriend, Abby.

1317
01:12:45,012 --> 01:12:46,448
Hi.

1318
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:50,409
Kenzie Scott.

1319
01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:54,108
- Nice to meet you.
- I didn't know you two dated.

1320
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,024
"Dated." It was barely a month.

1321
01:12:57,807 --> 01:12:59,548
One I'm still trying to forget.

1322
01:12:59,548 --> 01:13:02,551
Don't worry, I pretty much
forgot it right when it started.

1323
01:13:03,465 --> 01:13:04,988
I can't believe
he slept with you.

1324
01:13:04,988 --> 01:13:06,120
Excuse me?

1325
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,904
Thought we were following
my lead.

1326
01:13:07,904 --> 01:13:09,297
We were engaged.

1327
01:13:10,167 --> 01:13:13,170
Wait, you two are engaged?

1328
01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:16,565
I think what she means is that

1329
01:13:16,565 --> 01:13:19,394
we are engaged
in the first stages...

1330
01:13:19,394 --> 01:13:21,570
We were supposed to get married
next week.

1331
01:13:21,570 --> 01:13:22,702
Or not.

1332
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:24,138
What exactly
are we talking about?

1333
01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:26,009
We're talking about
you sleeping with my fiancé

1334
01:13:26,009 --> 01:13:27,794
because you were on
his stupid list.

1335
01:13:29,578 --> 01:13:30,710
Who's your fiancé?

1336
01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:32,451
The guy you slept with
in New York

1337
01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:35,062
when you were out there
doing those two huge movies.

1338
01:13:38,108 --> 01:13:40,589
- Matt?
- Yeah.

1339
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:43,505
He was engaged?

1340
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:48,292
I'm sorry.

1341
01:13:48,945 --> 01:13:51,339
Look, if I had known, trust me,

1342
01:13:51,339 --> 01:13:54,124
I would've spared my Louboutins
the climb to his walk-up.

1343
01:13:54,124 --> 01:13:58,302
Don't worry. Just a marriage
ruined for some fantasy night

1344
01:13:58,302 --> 01:14:00,000
with a medium-talent actress

1345
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,958
who's only relevant
because of her...

1346
01:14:02,829 --> 01:14:05,484
very, very pretty face.

1347
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:09,966
OK. You know,
I'm on a lot of people's lists.

1348
01:14:09,966 --> 01:14:13,579
So, maybe instead of
pointing the finger at me,

1349
01:14:13,579 --> 01:14:17,104
you should figure out
why your man acted on it.

1350
01:14:26,766 --> 01:14:28,898
- Hurricane Kenzie.
- Hmm.

1351
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:31,988
Always leaving destruction
in her path.

1352
01:14:33,468 --> 01:14:34,643
Cute new girlfriend.

1353
01:14:34,643 --> 01:14:37,167
- Yeah, she's great, right?
- Hmm.

1354
01:14:47,743 --> 01:14:49,179
You OK?

1355
01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:53,532
Did I drive Matt away?

1356
01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:58,667
No, no. Don't start with that,
OK? None of this is your fault.

1357
01:14:59,581 --> 01:15:04,543
I just feel like every decision
I make is the wrong one.

1358
01:15:06,675 --> 01:15:11,114
Look, I get it. I've been there.

1359
01:15:13,464 --> 01:15:16,206
You feel totally lost
and then something happens,

1360
01:15:16,206 --> 01:15:17,730
and suddenly you're not.

1361
01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:20,602
Hey.

1362
01:15:21,472 --> 01:15:24,737
Hey, I'm really sorry
about what happened back there.

1363
01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:28,828
Not what I was expecting,
but sure.

1364
01:15:33,876 --> 01:15:35,791
Is this why you canceled?

1365
01:15:36,444 --> 01:15:40,143
- Jake. It's not like that.
- It kinda looks like that.

1366
01:15:40,143 --> 01:15:43,320
- Kinda felt like that.
- Avon. Not helping.

1367
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,714
So, this is the guy
you're marrying next week.

1368
01:15:45,714 --> 01:15:47,411
You're still engaged?

1369
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:52,895
You and Matt like to chase
after celebrities so much,

1370
01:15:52,895 --> 01:15:54,680
maybe you two belong together.

1371
01:15:55,376 --> 01:15:58,945
Jake. Wait, I... I should go.

1372
01:15:58,945 --> 01:16:01,861
- Um, great lips.
- All right.

1373
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,253
Jake.

1374
01:16:04,907 --> 01:16:08,345
You have a fascinating
love life, Abby.

1375
01:16:11,044 --> 01:16:12,436
Jake.

1376
01:16:34,545 --> 01:16:36,373
Jake.

1377
01:16:36,373 --> 01:16:39,681
Please call me. I really
want to talk and explain.

1378
01:16:39,681 --> 01:16:41,857
I leave in a few days, and...

1379
01:16:42,466 --> 01:16:43,685
Hey, Abby.

1380
01:16:47,297 --> 01:16:48,647
Hi.

1381
01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:52,128
Could we go somewhere and talk?

1382
01:16:52,825 --> 01:16:54,217
Uh, yeah.

1383
01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:00,789
Sorry for surprising you
like this.

1384
01:17:00,789 --> 01:17:03,313
You weren't picking up
any of my calls.

1385
01:17:05,707 --> 01:17:07,840
Our wedding planner
called yesterday.

1386
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:10,669
She was checking on the set list
for the band.

1387
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:12,714
- About the wedding, I just...
- Wait.

1388
01:17:12,714 --> 01:17:14,411
Just before you say anything.

1389
01:17:15,499 --> 01:17:16,675
I just...

1390
01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:21,549
I don't want this to be
the thing that ends us.

1391
01:17:22,724 --> 01:17:24,987
If there is any small part
of you

1392
01:17:24,987 --> 01:17:26,336
that still wants to marry me,

1393
01:17:26,336 --> 01:17:28,687
please give me a chance
to make this right.

1394
01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:30,689
Why would I do that, Matt?

1395
01:17:32,429 --> 01:17:36,172
Because even if you don't think
I deserve a chance,

1396
01:17:36,172 --> 01:17:38,479
<i>we</i> deserve one.

1397
01:17:41,090 --> 01:17:42,265
Five years.

1398
01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:44,920
We were together for five years.

1399
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,880
And what? You throw it
for a stupid one-night stand?

1400
01:17:49,272 --> 01:17:51,535
Look, if...

1401
01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:54,669
If you decide that you don't
want to speak to me again,

1402
01:17:54,669 --> 01:17:56,018
I'll respect that.

1403
01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:58,281
But then I want the last thing

1404
01:17:58,281 --> 01:18:00,588
you hear from me
to be these vows.

1405
01:18:01,154 --> 01:18:03,156
Because whether
we get married or not,

1406
01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,246
this is how I will always feel.

1407
01:18:11,207 --> 01:18:17,039
"Abby, when we first met,
it was love at first sight.

1408
01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,738
Then over the next few years,

1409
01:18:19,738 --> 01:18:22,653
I learned that the only thing
better than love at first sight

1410
01:18:23,219 --> 01:18:24,786
was love at every sight.

1411
01:18:26,745 --> 01:18:29,399
- You are a perfectionist."

1412
01:18:29,399 --> 01:18:31,967
"And somehow, I still managed

1413
01:18:31,967 --> 01:18:34,491
to get you to say yes
to marrying me.

1414
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:38,147
So, I know now

1415
01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:41,368
that I don't have to be perfect
for us to be.

1416
01:18:42,369 --> 01:18:47,766
But I will spend the rest of
our days trying to be for you."

1417
01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:54,076
Do you really mean all that?

1418
01:18:54,729 --> 01:18:56,252
Every word.

1419
01:18:56,862 --> 01:19:00,561
I just... I just don't know if I
can go through with the wedding.

1420
01:19:00,561 --> 01:19:02,476
We will push it off.

1421
01:19:03,259 --> 01:19:06,567
Abby, we have
the rest of our lives together.

1422
01:19:07,742 --> 01:19:10,005
That's the part
that I wanna get right.

1423
01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,181
OK?

1424
01:19:13,704 --> 01:19:14,836
OK.

1425
01:19:15,619 --> 01:19:17,491
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1426
01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:19,798
OK.

1427
01:19:30,634 --> 01:19:33,681
We will figure it all out
when you're back in New York.

1428
01:19:35,422 --> 01:19:40,383
- Sorry. I'm just not ready.
- It's OK.

1429
01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:44,910
Hold me.

1430
01:19:48,391 --> 01:19:49,828
Goodnight.

1431
01:19:52,004 --> 01:19:53,135
Came all the way out here,

1432
01:19:53,135 --> 01:19:54,876
you still can't escape
a walk-up, huh?

1433
01:19:59,272 --> 01:20:00,969
So, everything with Kenzie Scott

1434
01:20:00,969 --> 01:20:03,363
happened the night
we got engaged?

1435
01:20:04,190 --> 01:20:06,192
You really wanna talk about that
right now?

1436
01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:09,238
Well, I just realized you were
living in your own place then.

1437
01:20:09,238 --> 01:20:10,587
The high-rise.

1438
01:20:11,806 --> 01:20:13,677
Yeah. So?

1439
01:20:14,504 --> 01:20:16,767
I just ran into Kenzie
at the party,

1440
01:20:16,767 --> 01:20:18,682
and she mentioned
you having a walk-up.

1441
01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:23,731
I...

1442
01:20:25,994 --> 01:20:28,301
It wasn't just that night,
was it?

1443
01:20:29,519 --> 01:20:31,913
It was also at our place
after you moved in.

1444
01:20:35,308 --> 01:20:37,876
How many times
did you sleep with her, Matt?

1445
01:20:39,834 --> 01:20:41,270
Abby, I'm sorry.

1446
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:44,621
- I can't believe you.
- I promise. It's over. Abby.

1447
01:20:46,101 --> 01:20:49,539
- Fuck. Fuck.

1448
01:21:26,402 --> 01:21:29,188
Excuse me.
What do you think you're doing?

1449
01:21:29,188 --> 01:21:32,147
- Uh...
- You can't just throw rocks.

1450
01:21:32,147 --> 01:21:33,670
You could've hurt someone.

1451
01:21:33,670 --> 01:21:36,282
I mean, they're pretty far away.

1452
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,676
I'm sorry!

1453
01:21:54,865 --> 01:21:56,171
Go.

1454
01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:22,458
Anything from Jake?

1455
01:22:25,548 --> 01:22:28,595
Maybe this is just
a really twisted road

1456
01:22:28,595 --> 01:22:30,205
to you ending up
with Oscar Isaac.

1457
01:22:33,513 --> 01:22:36,429
Chloe, I never really
got a chance to thank you.

1458
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:40,650
Abby, you're my best friend.
You never have to.

1459
01:22:41,608 --> 01:22:43,436
Plus, selfishly, I had no chance

1460
01:22:43,436 --> 01:22:45,481
to get back with Sam
without you.

1461
01:22:45,481 --> 01:22:48,441
I always knew
you two would end up together.

1462
01:22:48,441 --> 01:22:49,746
No, you didn't.

1463
01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:51,966
Literally was expecting
a restraining order.

1464
01:22:51,966 --> 01:22:53,576
Yep. That tracks.

1465
01:22:53,576 --> 01:22:55,491
What's for breakfast?

1466
01:22:55,491 --> 01:22:57,754
Oh, the Chloe Breakfast Special.

1467
01:22:57,754 --> 01:23:01,802
- Mmm. I love Cheerios.

1468
01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,891
Anything you want to do
before your flight today?

1469
01:23:04,587 --> 01:23:06,111
Not to be boring,

1470
01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:07,851
but I think I'm just gonna
get to the airport early.

1471
01:23:07,851 --> 01:23:09,636
I have a meeting for the mayor
when I land

1472
01:23:09,636 --> 01:23:12,595
and I haven't even thought of
the hook for his speech yet.

1473
01:23:12,595 --> 01:23:15,642
Oh, shoot. That reminds me.
Um, where...

1474
01:23:15,642 --> 01:23:16,904
Oh!

1475
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:20,386
This came in the mail for you.

1476
01:23:27,784 --> 01:23:29,351
Holy shit, he did it.

1477
01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:32,093
Let's clip in, everyone.

1478
01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:36,315
You again.

1479
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,448
Maybe the Mommy and Me class
is more your speed.

1480
01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:43,409
- But I'm not a mom.
- I was thinking more the Me.

1481
01:23:46,586 --> 01:23:48,066
Hey.

1482
01:23:49,197 --> 01:23:52,548
- Look, I really don't...
- No, hey. I get it.

1483
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,116
But I just, I really don't like

1484
01:23:55,116 --> 01:23:56,726
how things went down
the other night.

1485
01:23:56,726 --> 01:23:59,033
It's fine. And honestly,
what you said...

1486
01:23:59,033 --> 01:24:01,383
- Was totally out of line.
- No.

1487
01:24:02,558 --> 01:24:03,820
You were right.

1488
01:24:03,820 --> 01:24:07,085
I was avoiding
the real reason Matt did it.

1489
01:24:07,737 --> 01:24:10,958
Turns out, it's because
he's an asshole

1490
01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:13,874
who never really cared
about me, so...

1491
01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:15,528
You girls recognize these?

1492
01:24:15,528 --> 01:24:17,834
They're called seats.
Now take one.

1493
01:24:17,834 --> 01:24:19,706
Isn't Jake
usually in this class?

1494
01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:21,273
Hasn't missed one in two years.

1495
01:24:21,273 --> 01:24:22,926
Said he had
some kind of meeting.

1496
01:24:22,926 --> 01:24:24,841
The Sight Sealing pitch.

1497
01:24:27,453 --> 01:24:31,326
All right, everyone.
It's time to grind.

1498
01:24:41,728 --> 01:24:43,556
Need a ride?

1499
01:24:44,470 --> 01:24:45,993
- Really?
- Come on.

1500
01:24:45,993 --> 01:24:47,821
We'll be like
Thelma and Louise.

1501
01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:49,605
Don't they drive off a cliff?

1502
01:24:49,605 --> 01:24:51,955
I can get you there
in 15 minutes.

1503
01:24:51,955 --> 01:24:54,306
Great. OK.

1504
01:24:58,048 --> 01:24:59,615
OK.

1505
01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,836
So, where are we going?

1506
01:25:04,490 --> 01:25:07,493
Vanderton Capital.
- Here we go.

1507
01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:18,417
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,

1508
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:20,201
literally take in
the air around you

1509
01:25:20,201 --> 01:25:24,162
and preserve the moments that
you want to hold on to forever.

1510
01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:27,034
So, it's just...

1511
01:25:27,034 --> 01:25:28,644
- air in a bottle?
- Uh...

1512
01:25:28,644 --> 01:25:32,822
Yes. Yes,
but the air is a novelty.

1513
01:25:34,955 --> 01:25:38,741
But ultimately, it's ten bucks
for a bottle of air, right?

1514
01:25:40,787 --> 01:25:42,267
I just want you to know

1515
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:44,269
that if I'd had any idea
he was in a relationship,

1516
01:25:44,269 --> 01:25:46,358
- there is no...
- Look, Kenzie Scott...

1517
01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:49,143
- Just Kenzie's fine.
- OK, Kenzie...

1518
01:25:49,143 --> 01:25:51,667
Mm, actually,
can you do Kenzie Scott?

1519
01:25:51,667 --> 01:25:53,321
I <i>do</i> like it better.

1520
01:25:54,279 --> 01:25:56,281
Are you sure
we're going the right way?

1521
01:25:56,281 --> 01:25:58,457
I feel like
we passed that gas station.

1522
01:25:58,457 --> 01:26:00,459
Yeah,
but the last time we passed it,

1523
01:26:00,459 --> 01:26:01,721
it was on the other side.

1524
01:26:05,246 --> 01:26:07,901
It seems like it would be
more successful in New York.

1525
01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:10,556
- Why not launch it there?
- Uh, yes.

1526
01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:12,471
Uh, I thought about that.

1527
01:26:12,471 --> 01:26:16,301
Um, it's... There's... a lot of,
like, bureaucratic red tape

1528
01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:19,347
in New York with the landmarks.

1529
01:26:19,347 --> 01:26:21,915
You know, it's the, um...

1530
01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:23,830
I agree. Yeah, it would...
It would...

1531
01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:25,745
It would do well in New York.

1532
01:26:25,745 --> 01:26:29,009
I did think of that. Um...

1533
01:26:29,009 --> 01:26:30,663
Honestly, I'm past all of it.

1534
01:26:30,663 --> 01:26:34,406
My mind's on other things now.
That's what this is about.

1535
01:26:34,406 --> 01:26:36,408
All right. Then go get him.

1536
01:26:38,148 --> 01:26:39,498
Wait. Why are we stopped?

1537
01:26:39,498 --> 01:26:41,848
Oh, yeah, we've been here
for five minutes.

1538
01:26:41,848 --> 01:26:42,979
Jesus!

1539
01:27:05,393 --> 01:27:07,439
I agree.
I think it would be smarter

1540
01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:09,745
to launch
in New York and California.

1541
01:27:09,745 --> 01:27:11,225
Sorry to interrupt
but I have something

1542
01:27:11,225 --> 01:27:12,400
that will make Sight Sealing

1543
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,097
an even more
compelling investment.

1544
01:27:14,097 --> 01:27:16,926
Mr. Barbiero, what is this?

1545
01:27:16,926 --> 01:27:19,755
I'm sorry. I couldn't leave
without giving you this.

1546
01:27:27,546 --> 01:27:30,288
Hey. Hey. Abby.

1547
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:32,420
You forgot this.

1548
01:27:33,726 --> 01:27:35,815
You're Kenzie Scott. Oh, man.

1549
01:27:35,815 --> 01:27:37,773
- I'm a huge fan.
- Oh.

1550
01:27:37,773 --> 01:27:39,471
You were great
in that cave movie.

1551
01:27:39,471 --> 01:27:41,037
Thank you.

1552
01:27:44,911 --> 01:27:47,261
- Abby, what are you doing here?
- I spent the last few weeks

1553
01:27:47,261 --> 01:27:48,697
chasing some stupid list

1554
01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:50,699
instead of seeing
what was right in front of me.

1555
01:27:51,396 --> 01:27:54,137
Excuse me. What is this?

1556
01:27:55,138 --> 01:27:58,620
This is written permission from
Mayor Capozzi for Sight Sealing

1557
01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:00,796
to use any New York City landmark.

1558
01:28:00,796 --> 01:28:02,450
- What?
- And that's just the beginning.

1559
01:28:02,450 --> 01:28:04,887
Let me tell you something
about this man.

1560
01:28:04,887 --> 01:28:07,325
He is not just a visionary.

1561
01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:14,157
He is the most passionate, yet
grounded person I have ever met.

1562
01:28:14,157 --> 01:28:18,248
And I have seen him
take a company

1563
01:28:18,248 --> 01:28:22,340
that was utterly lost and broken

1564
01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:25,473
and give it purpose again.

1565
01:28:27,910 --> 01:28:30,435
And sure, maybe that company
was a little misguided

1566
01:28:30,435 --> 01:28:32,175
in trying to sleep
with famous companies

1567
01:28:32,175 --> 01:28:34,395
to get back at the evil company
it used to be linked to, but...

1568
01:28:34,395 --> 01:28:35,962
Are they still talking
about the bottles?

1569
01:28:35,962 --> 01:28:37,790
- Who knows?
- You have a choice.

1570
01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,226
Do you wanna invest in a startup

1571
01:28:39,226 --> 01:28:41,359
that will take the souvenir
industry by storm?

1572
01:28:41,359 --> 01:28:44,013
This could be the very moment
that defines the future of...

1573
01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:46,886
What's this firm again?

1574
01:28:46,886 --> 01:28:49,715
- Abby, they already said yes.
- Wait, what?

1575
01:28:49,715 --> 01:28:52,500
We're launching with the
Hollywood Air bottle next month.

1576
01:28:55,329 --> 01:28:56,635
What do you think about

1577
01:28:56,635 --> 01:28:58,811
also launching the Empire State
Building bottle?

1578
01:28:58,811 --> 01:29:01,074
We'd have to talk about
increasing the seed money.

1579
01:29:01,074 --> 01:29:03,816
Get the fuck outta here.
Sorry. Yes.

1580
01:29:03,816 --> 01:29:06,296
Yes. Amazing.

1581
01:29:08,255 --> 01:29:10,388
What the hell are these things?

1582
01:29:10,388 --> 01:29:12,520
Um...

1583
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:15,175
I can't believe you got
the mayor to do all this.

1584
01:29:15,175 --> 01:29:16,698
Kind of a big deal.

1585
01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:19,745
Hey, did you...

1586
01:29:19,745 --> 01:29:22,661
Did you... Did you really mean
everything you said in there?

1587
01:29:22,661 --> 01:29:23,966
Of course.

1588
01:29:24,793 --> 01:29:26,752
You know I was the company, right?

1589
01:29:26,752 --> 01:29:28,580
You were? Of course I knew.

1590
01:29:36,631 --> 01:29:38,764
Did somebody say,
"Race to the airport?"

1591
01:29:39,286 --> 01:29:42,028
No, no one said that.
I'm gonna call a car.

1592
01:29:42,028 --> 01:29:43,899
Smart. I probably
shouldn't drive

1593
01:29:43,899 --> 01:29:45,335
since I don't have a license.

1594
01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:52,038
- Abby.
- Yeah?

1595
01:29:54,780 --> 01:29:57,609
The car pickup is on
the other side of the building.

1596
01:30:01,003 --> 01:30:03,092
OK, OK, OK.

1597
01:30:16,018 --> 01:30:18,673
- So many stairs!
- I know.

1598
01:30:22,982 --> 01:30:24,505
Short Stack.

1599
01:30:26,115 --> 01:30:27,813
You gotta be kidding me.

1600
01:30:29,945 --> 01:30:31,904
OK. All right.

1601
01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:43,568
Don't worry. I got it.

1602
01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,526
- Wasn't worried.
- Yeah.

1603
01:30:53,578 --> 01:30:55,580
You need a child seat
back there?

1604
01:31:02,151 --> 01:31:04,153
<i>Hey. I hope
you made your flight.</i>

1605
01:31:04,153 --> 01:31:06,634
<i>Sounds like I'll be coming
to New York soon.</i>

1606
01:31:06,634 --> 01:31:09,637
<i>Can't wait to see
some of your favorite spots.</i>

1607
01:31:09,637 --> 01:31:11,813
<i>Oh, and good luck
at the big meeting.</i>

1608
01:31:11,813 --> 01:31:13,162
<i>If it doesn't go well,</i>

1609
01:31:13,162 --> 01:31:14,686
<i>I can always barge in
and save the day,</i>

1610
01:31:14,686 --> 01:31:17,993
<i>because, you know,
I guess I owe you one.</i>

1611
01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:42,540
<i>Please turn off
all electronic devices.</i>

1612
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,629
<i>Once airborne,
the captain will let you know</i>

1613
01:31:44,629 --> 01:31:47,414
<i>when you can use
approved electronic devices.</i>

1614
01:31:47,414 --> 01:31:49,503
<i>Please review
the in-flight magazine</i>

1615
01:31:49,503 --> 01:31:51,418
<i>for a list of approved devices.</i>

1616
01:31:58,599 --> 01:32:00,514
They never hold the plane
for me.

1617
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:02,081
Sorry?

1618
01:32:02,298 --> 01:32:03,909
They delayed
us to let someone on.

1619
01:32:03,909 --> 01:32:05,693
I mean, it must be
someone important.

1620
01:32:08,653 --> 01:32:11,220
Excuse me.

1621
01:32:12,134 --> 01:32:16,008
Hi. Is that Oscar Isaac
in first class?

1622
01:32:16,356 --> 01:32:18,010
We're really not supposed
to say.

1623
01:32:19,838 --> 01:32:22,928
Oscar Isaac?
Oh, my God, he's on my list.

1624
01:32:22,928 --> 01:32:24,364
- What list?
- You know.

1625
01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:26,409
My list of celebrities
I can sleep with.

1626
01:32:26,409 --> 01:32:28,455
I didn't know you had a list.

1627
01:32:28,455 --> 01:32:30,892
Of course I have a list.
Monogamy 101.