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[Harriet groans] Are you kidding me?

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[Harriet grunting]

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Harriet, behave yourself.

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It's so purple. [sighs]

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[Harriet] Ordinarily, I'd rather eat
crabgrass than go coat shopping,

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but my mother said it was
either a new coat or no coat.

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And since I'm allergic to
freezing to death…

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[sighs] You get the picture.

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I look like a plum.

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[sighs] Hardly. Plums are sweet.

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-Try the next one.
-[blows raspberry]

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Yikes.

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Stupid zipper!

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[groaning]

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Is everything okay in there?

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Why don't you ask her?

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Get off of me, you coat.

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Oh, I'd rather not.

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[sighs]

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[straining] It's trying to kill me.

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Maybe I'll help.

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[Harriet] My coat future looked bleak
until I saw it.

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Color: navy blue. Style: peacoat.
Size: children's medium.

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It was perfect!

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Little did I know that
wearing it would lead to

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dark secrets, fiendish banana splits

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and a staring contest to see
who would blink first:

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freedom or tyranny.

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♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

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♪ We just wanna be ♪

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♪ I am gonna be who I wanna be ♪

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♪ My autonomy ♪

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♪ No, I won't cut my hair ♪

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♪ And I'll wear whatever ♪

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♪ I like it when I get to be myself ♪

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♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

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♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪

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[Harriet]
Before we get started on the new coat,

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I want you to meet my old coat.

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Found this peace button on the 6 train.
Used it to cover a moth hole.

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[sighs] I got lost in Central Park once.

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[gasps]
That's where the prickers came from.

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Most of the major stains are from
a mustard-related incident

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from when I crashed my bike
into a hot dog man.

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We've been through a lot together
and I felt guilty about moving on.

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I'll never forget you, coat.
[mock crying] Now look away.

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-What do you think?
-I still don't know if it's 100% me.

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Just give it time.

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[mock crying] Goodbye, buddy.

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[Harriet] With my old coat,
when I ran fast or made sudden moves,

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it made all these loud swish-swish noises.

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[grunting]

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This coat was silent as a shadow.

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Also, when I put up the collar,
I feel like Jack London,

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a great writer you should
definitely check out…

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[wolf howls]

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…who went on adventures
in the Great White North.

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I told myself that if I could get
the tugboat captain to blow his horn,

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then the peacoat would truly be
the coat for me.

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[horn blowing]

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[Harriet] By the time I got to school,
I loved my new coat

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the way you love
a perfect song or a great book

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or a tomato sandwich
sliced diagonally on white bread.

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Then, as usual,

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-Marion Hawthorne ruined everything.
-[students murmuring]

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[scoffs] Please tell me that coat
isn't made by Smithers of London.

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"Smithers of London."

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[chorus] ♪ Smithers of London ♪

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You need to take it off. Now.

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Why can't you wear something else?
Don't you have, like, 5,000 coats?

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This is my only coat.

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Oh, Harriet, I'm doing you a favor.

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If you wear that, people are just
gonna think you're a copier.

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How can I be a copier if I didn't know
you had the same coat?

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Well, you knew it was
the kinda coat I would wear.

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[chuckles]
You act like you don't like me, Harriet,

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but I know your dark little secret.

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You want to be me.

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I bought this coat because it's
totally, absolutely, incredibly--

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Me.

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Me!

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Oh. Well, if you're so sure,
why don't we have a vote?

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-A vote?
-Is the coat totally you or totally me?

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Why don't we let the class decide?

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Winner gets to wear the coat.

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Here's a wild idea: we both wear the coat.

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So you can be me?

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I'm not--

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Ever think that maybe
it's you who wants to be me?

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[laughs]

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I bet you do. I bet you definitely do!

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You're the copier. [sighs]

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A coat vote? Why would you agree to that?

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What was I supposed to do?

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Marion kept saying that
I was trying to be her.

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I could win.

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But you've never beaten Marion
at anything.

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I am aware of that.

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You know what? It's just gonna end up
being some dumb popularity contest.

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[scoffs] Yeah, for Marion.

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But I'm gonna win by proving that
the only person I'm copying is

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Harriet M. Welsch.

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Ow! Get away. Dumb pigeons.

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Harriet, with the coat vote looming,

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any response to Marion Hawthorne saying
that you're a big copier?

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What?

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They say imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery.

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But in the case of Harriet,

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I would be happier
if she stopped trying to be me

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and started trying to be herself.

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-Any questions?
-[microphone feedback]

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[gasps] Sorry.

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We're on it. Super sorry.

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Marion, can-- can you tell us
why your coat is so you?

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[scoffs] Need I say more?

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So, why is your coat you, dare I ask?

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It's me because it has
a secret pocket for my notebook.

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It also has extra-deep side pockets,

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which are perfect for storing
random junk I find on the street.

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-[music plays]
-They're like a coat pocket museum.

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I only have one coat, Marion,
because there's only one coat that's me.

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How many coats do you have?

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One.

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-One?
-I got rid of the rest.

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This coat is
a Smithers of London, Harriet.

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[chorus] ♪ Smithers of London ♪

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My search is over.

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-[student 1] Wow, that's cool.
-[student 2] Yeah, I know.

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[groans]

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[mockingly] "My search is over."

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I bet she has a hundred coats.

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You're right. We just need proof.

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Hey, Harriet. Pinky and I just wanna
let you know that you've got our vote.

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We're tired of Marion always
making us feel like goobers.

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It wasn't our fault.

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Totally out of our control.

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Thanks for your votes, guys.

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-Harriet, Harriet!
-Spread the word.

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[Sport] Hey, guys.

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I've broken down the sixth grade
into groups

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so we could see
how people are going to vote.

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[Harriet] Sport explained that Marion's
voting bloc is basically two groups.

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There's the people who want to be
Marion Hawthorne.

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Well, I don't actually wanna be Marion.

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She's her and I'm me and--

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Okay, I do wanna be Marion.

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Mmm. I would like to be
Marion as well. [chuckles]

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[Harriet] The other group was the people
who are afraid of Marion Hawthorne.

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I'm scared of her, sure,
but not as scared as those guys.

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-[all gasp, whimper]
-[teeth chatter]

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Down here, we've got
the voters who might vote for you.

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[Harriet] There was the new kid
who doesn't know anything.

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Sorry, what's happening?

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[Harriet]
Then there was the people who don't care

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because a coat vote, whatever that is,
seems dumb.

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A coat is a coat. It's cold,
you put it on, you're warm. End of story.

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[Harriet] Finally, there were
the kids with nothing to lose.

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Deal with it.

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[blows French horn]

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What about Beth Ellen?

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She always looks sad.

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-I bet we could get her on our side.
-Yeah, that would be great.

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She must know how many coats
Marion really has.

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00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:16,600
Too bad she's always
with Marion and Rachel.

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Not in gym class.

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-[whistle blows]
-[kids shouting]

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I don't like climbing the ropes,
but I do like ringing that bell.

168
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It's a little silly, but I like it too.

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Not as silly as
this whole coat vote thing, am I right?

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[bell rings]

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Beth Ellen, I need your help.

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I can't. [grunting, straining]

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[grunts, straining]

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What are you doin'?

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How many coats does Marion have?

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-[whistle blows]
-Welsch! One at a time on the ropes!

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I'll be right down! [pants]

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She says she only has one,
but I know that's not true!

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[sighs] I can't. She'll know it was me.

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00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:09,653
You don't have to say anything.
I'll just say a number.

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If it's more than that, ring the bell.

182
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Is it more than ten coats?

183
00:10:18,411 --> 00:10:19,788
-[bell rings]
-[gasps]

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00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:21,414
More than 20 coats?

185
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,378
-[bell rings]
-[gym teacher] Welsch!

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Okay!

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[breathes heavily]
Thanks, Beth Ellen. Seriously.

188
00:10:30,882 --> 00:10:31,883
[Harriet yelps]

189
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,009
Rope burn.

190
00:10:34,511 --> 00:10:37,931
This is a big story, Bill.
Marion's not telling the truth.

191
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,518
My source says she's got
at least 20 coats.

192
00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:43,979
I'm sorry, Harriet. I'm a journalist.

193
00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:46,856
I need more proof than
two dings on a rope bell.

194
00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:52,988
[Harriet] If Bill Kilroy needed proof,
there was only one way to get it.

195
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-But would it be worth the risk?
-[police siren in distance]

196
00:11:13,842 --> 00:11:17,387
If Marion caught me,
she'd rat me out to my parents for sure.

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00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:23,101
They'd ground me for life or banish me
to a tower like that Rapunzel.

198
00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:24,352
[groans]

199
00:11:27,564 --> 00:11:28,565
[exhales]

200
00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:33,278
[Harriet sighs]
But maybe it didn't matter.

201
00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:37,115
When you're lucky enough to find
a coat that's truly you,

202
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:40,535
maybe you just have to dig deep
and ask yourself,

203
00:11:40,619 --> 00:11:42,913
"What would Jack London do?"

204
00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:45,373
Silent as a shadow.

205
00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:47,083
[wolf howling]

206
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:01,932
[gasps]

207
00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,188
[sighs]

208
00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,695
[exhales] There it is.

209
00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,530
Just need a better angle.

210
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:24,204
Almost there.

211
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,751
Just a little further.

212
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,378
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

213
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,506
[groans]

214
00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,514
[sighs]

215
00:12:44,057 --> 00:12:46,726
[Harriet]
I totally bit the biscuit on my mission.

216
00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:50,981
But seeing Marion's death stare

217
00:12:51,064 --> 00:12:53,692
makes me think about
how she treated Pinky Whitehead

218
00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:55,527
and the Boy with the Purple Socks.

219
00:12:55,610 --> 00:13:00,156
And it makes me wonder, what if
this coat vote isn't just about me?

220
00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:03,577
It's late, Harriet.

221
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,204
[Harriet] I'm just thinking about things.

222
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:10,417
You can think them without being in bed
wearing your brand-new, expensive…

223
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,586
[gasps] …ripped coat.

224
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:17,007
Harriet, I promised your parents
you'd take care of this one.

225
00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:19,885
It's not a rip, it's a story.

226
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,052
A story?

227
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:26,224
A story where I make the world safe for
Pinky and the Boy with the Purple Socks

228
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:30,145
and anybody who's sick of being picked on
by Marion Hawthorne.

229
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,901
[sighs] It's just something I gotta do.

230
00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:39,529
Just tell me how it ends.

231
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:44,534
We will. Right, coat?

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00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:48,038
-[flashlight clicks]
-[scribbling continues]

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[girl on PA]
Happy Tuesday, Gregory School.

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00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,796
It's time for the morning announcements.
The weather today is gonna stay chilly,

235
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,716
with a chance of more snow flurries
this afternoon.

236
00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:02,260
The hot lunch today is, um--

237
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:04,429
Wait, where'd that go?

238
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,223
Ah, yes. Sloppy joes.

239
00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:11,728
The inspirational quote for today comes
from A. A. Milne's Christopher Robin…

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00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:17,567
who says, "You're braver than you believe,

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00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:20,111
stronger than you seem

242
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:24,324
and smarter than you-- uh, you think."

243
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,869
You're not allowed to be in here.

244
00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:29,579
It's an emergency.

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[thumping on microphone]

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[Harriet on PA] Hello, Gregory School.
This is Harriet M. Welsch

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with a special announcement
for the sixth grade.

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Your vote tomorrow isn't just about
who gets to wear the coat, me or Marion.

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It's also about freedom.

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Freedom from Marion
always treating us like jerks.

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But together, we've got a chance
to show her we deserve respect.

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[both] Freedom!

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This peacoat is me. But it's you too.

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We're all in this together,
and we're doing it for one thing:

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-freedom.
-[door opens]

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[ticking]

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[tapping sound]

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[snoring]

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Harriet, that was so great when you said--

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[clears throat] Shh!

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I will not be quiet!

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Okay, I'll be quiet. Sorry.

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-You've set me free.
-What?

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I'm not afraid anymore.
I'll say it out loud.

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Marion is such a pain!

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[teacher] Shh!

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Because she likes my brother, Phillip.

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He's in the seventh grade at St. Albans.
She's always bugging me about him.

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"Does he have a girlfriend? And when's
his birthday? Can I come over?"

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She's just using me.

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Freedom!

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-[door opens, closes]
-Freedom!

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[Harriet] This was it. It was happening.

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Hi, Harriet. Hi, Carrie.

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I was just counting up the votes.
I think we have a real chance tomorrow.

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Check it out.

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Amazing.

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Janie, you gotta see this.

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Why? It's over.

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No, we're tied. Look.

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[Janie] I just got this.

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Guess who's having a big
pre-coat vote party after school

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for the whole sixth grade?

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[groans] She's trying to bribe everybody.
It won't work.

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It's a "make your own banana split" party.

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Uh, my voters will know it's a bribe.

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With a bottomless toppings bar.

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[groans]

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Marion is gonna ask me
to invite my brother. I just know it.

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And I will say,
"Nay. Harriet has set me free."

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No. Carrie, you have to go.

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And you have to invite Phillip.

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I'm gonna make him my secret weapon.

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He'll be there.

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Hello, children.

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[all] Hello, Mrs. Hawthorne.

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Come in, come in. Let me take your coats.

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Take them where?

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Harriet M. Welsch. [chuckles]
I didn't expect to see you here.

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Sure can't say no
to a bottomless toppings bar.

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[sighs] No, you cannot.

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[sighs]

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[groans]

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[doorbell rings]

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[romantic theme plays]

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Hi, Harriet.

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Oh, my gosh. He's here.

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Hi, Phillip.

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[whispering] Nice job getting him here.

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I said he could have my banana split.

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[chuckles] I'm going in.

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Let me show you the ice cream bar.

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[gasps]

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Jackpot.

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You want proof, Bill Kilroy?
I'll give you proof.

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-[footsteps approaching]
-Carrie told me you were a music fan,

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-so I wanted to show you my new jukebox.
-["Earth Angel" playing]

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I got it for winning
the all-city talent show.

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You win a lot of things.

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[Phillip]
Swimming, archery, gymnastics.

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Spelling?

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I won with the word "onomatopoeia."
[giggling]

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I can spell that. O-N-O-M-A-T-P--

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No, I-- Wait, E-I--

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[groans]

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[Harriet] In that moment,

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the truth hit me right in the spleen.

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I was never going to beat Marion
at anything ever,

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until the end of time.

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Some people are born to be perfect.

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Other people are born to be scaredy-cats,
hiding in the back of a closet,

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trying to take a picture
of a bunch of dumb coats.

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-Huh?
-[paper rustling]

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[Harriet gasps]

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[Harriet] It was a love letter
from Marion to Phillip.

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I realized I must've taken Marion's coat
when I left the party.

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It was an honest mistake,

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but one that could change
the course of history.

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I just had to arrange a secret rendezvous.

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Hey.

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Sorry. They were both in a big pile.
I just grabbed yours by mistake.

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Looking for this?

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Give it back.

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I could do that.

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00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,995
Or I could show it to, I don't know,

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Phillip?

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00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:07,083
No, don't, please.
I'll do whatever you want.

348
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,711
I'll-- I'll-- I'll drop out
of the coat vote. You win.

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After that dirty trick you pulled
with the banana split party,

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I should publish it in the school paper.

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[gasps]

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But I'm not you.

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Good luck with the coat vote today.

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00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:29,481
[sighs] Really? But I-- I thought--

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I wanna win for real.

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[tugboat horn blowing]

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[Harriet] In the end,
the coat vote wasn't even close.

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A bottomless toppings bar
beats freedom every time.

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But still, there were
a few small victories.

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Freedom!

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Freedom.

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00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:07,852
Hey, wait up.

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What?

364
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:14,609
I-- I-- I just wanna say,
I'm sorry for saying you were a copier.

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There's no one like you,
Harriet M. Welsch,

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and there probably never will be.

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Thanks.

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And I just wanna say that
somebody has to beat you someday,

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and I hope it's me.

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[chuckles]

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Keep hoping.

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You know, I was thinking,

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there's no reason
we both can't wear the coat.

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I don't think
Smithers of London would mind.

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[chorus] ♪ Smithers of London ♪

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Really?

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[Harriet] For a second, I thought maybe
a new kind of era might be starting.

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The "Harriet and Marion not becoming
friends or anything,

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but still weirdly getting along" era.

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But when I got to school the next day,

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it was almost a relief to see that
Marion was still Marion.

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Where is your peacoat?

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00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,502
It wasn't me. Not like this coat.

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It's from Paris.
[speaking French] Très chic, non?

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[speaking English] And your coat is
totally you. I see that now.

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It's ripped, it's dirty,
you've lost a button.

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00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:26,014
It's a total mess.

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[Harriet] My coat wasn't a total mess.
It was a story.

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And I couldn't wait to see the new places
it would take me

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and the new things
I would get to write about.

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[wolf howls]

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♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

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♪ We just wanna be ♪

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♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

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♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪

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♪ And I try my best to do good
In the neighborhood ♪

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♪ I smile real nice ♪

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♪ And I strive to tell the truth ♪

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00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:08,807
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

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00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:10,725
♪ We just wanna be ♪

401
00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:14,354
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

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00:23:14,437 --> 00:23:17,190
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪

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00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:19,776
♪ I am gonna be who I wanna be ♪

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00:23:19,859 --> 00:23:21,778
♪ My autonomy ♪

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00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:25,282
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

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00:23:25,365 --> 00:23:27,284
♪ We just wanna be ♪

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00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:30,120
♪ No, I won't cut my hair ♪

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♪ And I'll wear whatever ♪

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00:23:32,872 --> 00:23:38,461
♪ I like it when I get to be myself ♪

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00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:41,381
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

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♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪