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Are you kidding me?

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Harriet, behave yourself.

3
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It's so purple.

4
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Ordinarily, I'd rather eat
crabgrass than go coat shopping,

5
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but my mother said it was
either a new coat or no coat.

6
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And since I'm allergic to
freezing to death…

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You get the picture.

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I look like a plum.

9
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Hardly. Plums are sweet.

10
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Try the next one.

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Yikes.

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Stupid zipper!

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Is everything okay in there?

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Why don't you ask her?

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Get off of me, you coat.

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Oh, I'd rather not.

17
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It's trying to kill me.

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Maybe I'll help.

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My coat future looked bleak
until I saw it.

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Color: navy blue. Style: peacoat.
Size: children's medium.

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It was perfect!

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Little did I know that
wearing it would lead to

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dark secrets, fiendish banana splits

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and a staring contest to see
who would blink first:

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freedom or tyranny.

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I just wanna be
You just wanna be

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We just wanna be

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I am gonna be who I wanna be

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My autonomy

30
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No, I won't cut my hair

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And I'll wear whatever

32
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I like it when I get to be myself

33
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be

34
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We don't wanna be told what to do

35
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Before we get started on the new coat,

36
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I want you to meet my old coat.

37
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Found this peace button on the 6 train.
Used it to cover a moth hole.

38
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I got lost in Central Park once.

39
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That's where the prickers came from.

40
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Most of the major stains are from
a mustard-related incident

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from when I crashed my bike
into a hot dog man.

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We've been through a lot together
and I felt guilty about moving on.

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I'll never forget you, coat.
Now look away.

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-What do you think?
-I still don't know if it's 100% me.

45
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Just give it time.

46
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Goodbye, buddy.

47
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With my old coat,
when I ran fast or made sudden moves,

48
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it made all these loud swish-swish noises.

49
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This coat was silent as a shadow.

50
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Also, when I put up the collar,
I feel like Jack London,

51
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a great writer you should
definitely check out

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who went on adventures
in the Great White North.

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I told myself that if I could get
the tugboat captain to blow his horn,

54
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then the peacoat would truly be
the coat for me.

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By the time I got to school,
I loved my new coat

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the way you love
a perfect song or a great book

57
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or a tomato sandwich
sliced diagonally on white bread.

58
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Then, as usual,

59
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Marion Hawthorne ruined everything.

60
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Please tell me that coat
isn't made by Smithers of London.

61
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"Smithers of London."

62
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Smithers of London

63
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You need to take it off. Now.

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Why can't you wear something else?
Don't you have, like, 5,000 coats?

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This is my only coat.

66
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Oh, Harriet, I'm doing you a favor.

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If you wear that, people are just
gonna think you're a copier.

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How can I be a copier if I didn't know
you had the same coat?

69
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Well, you knew it was
the kinda coat I would wear.

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You act like you don't like me, Harriet,

71
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but I know your dark little secret.

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You want to be me.

73
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I bought this coat because it's
totally, absolutely, incredibly--

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Me.

75
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Me!

76
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Oh. Well, if you're so sure,
why don't we have a vote?

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-A vote?
-Is the coat totally you or totally me?

78
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Why don't we let the class decide?

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Winner gets to wear the coat.

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Here's a wild idea: we both wear the coat.

81
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So you can be me?

82
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I'm not--

83
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Ever think that maybe
it's you who wants to be me?

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I bet you do. I bet you definitely do!

85
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You're the copier.

86
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A coat vote? Why would you agree to that?

87
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What was I supposed to do?

88
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Marion kept saying that
I was trying to be her.

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I could win.

90
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But you've never beaten Marion
at anything.

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I am aware of that.

92
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You know what? It's just gonna end up
being some dumb popularity contest.

93
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Yeah, for Marion.

94
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But I'm gonna win by proving that
the only person I'm copying is

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Harriet M. Welsch.

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Get away. Dumb pigeons.

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Harriet, with the coat vote looming,

98
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any response to Marion Hawthorne saying
that you're a big copier?

99
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What?

100
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They say imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery.

101
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But in the case of Harriet,

102
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I would be happier
if she stopped trying to be me

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and started trying to be herself.

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Any questions?

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Sorry.

106
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We're on it. Super sorry.

107
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Marion, can you tell us
why your coat is so you?

108
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Need I say more?

109
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So, why is your coat you, dare I ask?

110
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It's me because it has
a secret pocket for my notebook.

111
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It also has extra-deep side pockets,

112
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which are perfect for storing
random junk I find on the street.

113
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They're like a coat pocket museum.

114
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I only have one coat, Marion,
because there's only one coat that's me.

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How many coats do you have?

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One.

117
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-One?
-I got rid of the rest.

118
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This coat is
a Smithers of London, Harriet.

119
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Smithers of London

120
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My search is over.

121
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-Wow, that's cool.
-Yeah, I know.

122
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"My search is over."

123
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I bet she has a hundred coats.

124
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You're right. We just need proof.

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Hey, Harriet. Pinky and I just wanna
let you know that you've got our vote.

126
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We're tired of Marion always
making us feel like goobers.

127
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It wasn't our fault.

128
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Totally out of our control.

129
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Thanks for your votes, guys.

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-Harriet, Harriet!
-Spread the word.

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Hey, guys.

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I've broken down the sixth grade
into groups

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so we could see
how people are going to vote.

134
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Sport explained that Marion's
voting bloc is basically two groups.

135
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There's the people who want to be
Marion Hawthorne.

136
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Well, I don't actually wanna be Marion.

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She's her and I'm me and--

138
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Okay, I do wanna be Marion.

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I would like to be Marion as well.

140
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The other group was the people
who are afraid of Marion Hawthorne.

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I'm scared of her, sure,
but not as scared as those guys.

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Down here, we've got
the voters who might vote for you.

143
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There was the new kid
who doesn't know anything.

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Sorry, what's happening?

145
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Then there was the people who don't care

146
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because a coat vote, whatever that is,
seems dumb.

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A coat is a coat. It's cold,
you put it on, you're warm. End of story.

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Finally, there were
the kids with nothing to lose.

149
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Deal with it.

150
00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,590
What about Beth Ellen?

151
00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,174
She always looks sad.

152
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-I bet we could get her on our side.
-Yeah, that would be great.

153
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She must know how many coats
Marion really has.

154
00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:16,600
Too bad she's always
with Marion and Rachel.

155
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Not in gym class.

156
00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:31,406
I don't like climbing the ropes,
but I do like ringing that bell.

157
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It's a little silly, but I like it too.

158
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Not as silly as
this whole coat vote thing, am I right?

159
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Beth Ellen, I need your help.

160
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I can't.

161
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What are you doin'?

162
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How many coats does Marion have?

163
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Welsch! One at a time on the ropes!

164
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I'll be right down!

165
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She says she only has one,
but I know that's not true!

166
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I can't. She'll know it was me.

167
00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:09,653
You don't have to say anything.
I'll just say a number.

168
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If it's more than that, ring the bell.

169
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Is it more than ten coats?

170
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More than 20 coats?

171
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Welsch!

172
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Okay!

173
00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:30,799
Thanks, Beth Ellen. Seriously.

174
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Rope burn.

175
00:10:34,511 --> 00:10:37,931
This is a big story, Bill.
Marion's not telling the truth.

176
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My source says she's got
at least 20 coats.

177
00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:43,979
I'm sorry, Harriet. I'm a journalist.

178
00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:46,856
I need more proof than
two dings on a rope bell.

179
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If Bill Kilroy needed proof,
there was only one way to get it.

180
00:10:53,697 --> 00:10:55,532
But would it be worth the risk?

181
00:11:13,842 --> 00:11:17,387
If Marion caught me,
she'd rat me out to my parents for sure.

182
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They'd ground me for life or banish me
to a tower like that Rapunzel.

183
00:11:31,484 --> 00:11:33,278
But maybe it didn't matter.

184
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When you're lucky enough to find
a coat that's truly you,

185
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:40,535
maybe you just have to dig deep
and ask yourself,

186
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"What would Jack London do?"

187
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Silent as a shadow.

188
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,695
There it is.

189
00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,530
Just need a better angle.

190
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:24,204
Almost there.

191
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:29,751
Just a little further.

192
00:12:44,057 --> 00:12:46,726
I totally bit the biscuit on my mission.

193
00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:50,981
But seeing Marion's death stare

194
00:12:51,064 --> 00:12:53,692
makes me think about
how she treated Pinky Whitehead

195
00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:55,527
and the Boy with the Purple Socks.

196
00:12:55,610 --> 00:13:00,156
And it makes me wonder, what if
this coat vote isn't just about me?

197
00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:03,577
It's late, Harriet.

198
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,204
I'm just thinking about things.

199
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:10,417
You can think them without being in bed
wearing your brand-new, expensive…

200
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,586
ripped coat.

201
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:17,007
Harriet, I promised your parents
you'd take care of this one.

202
00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:19,885
It's not a rip, it's a story.

203
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,052
A story?

204
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:26,224
A story where I make the world safe for
Pinky and the Boy with the Purple Socks

205
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:30,145
and anybody who's sick of being picked on
by Marion Hawthorne.

206
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,901
It's just something I gotta do.

207
00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:39,529
Just tell me how it ends.

208
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:44,534
We will. Right, coat?

209
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:52,751
Happy Tuesday, Gregory School.

210
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,796
It's time for the morning announcements.
The weather today is gonna stay chilly,

211
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,716
with a chance of more snow flurries
this afternoon.

212
00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:02,260
The hot lunch today is--

213
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:04,429
Wait, where'd that go?

214
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,223
Ah, yes. Sloppy joes.

215
00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:11,728
The inspirational quote for today comes
from A. A. Milne's Christopher Robin…

216
00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:17,567
who says, "You're braver than you believe,

217
00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:20,111
stronger than you seem

218
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:24,324
and smarter than you-- you think."

219
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,869
You're not allowed to be in here.

220
00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:29,579
It's an emergency.

221
00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:34,417
Hello, Gregory School.
This is Harriet M. Welsch

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00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:37,295
with a special announcement
for the sixth grade.

223
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:43,343
Your vote tomorrow isn't just about
who gets to wear the coat, me or Marion.

224
00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:45,762
It's also about freedom.

225
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:49,099
Freedom from Marion
always treating us like jerks.

226
00:14:49,182 --> 00:14:55,272
But together, we've got a chance
to show her we deserve respect.

227
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:56,856
Freedom!

228
00:14:56,940 --> 00:15:00,068
This peacoat is me. But it's you too.

229
00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:05,115
We're all in this together,
and we're doing it for one thing:

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freedom.

231
00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:22,382
Harriet, that was so great when you said--

232
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I will not be quiet!

233
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:30,181
Okay, I'll be quiet. Sorry.

234
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:33,018
-You've set me free.
-What?

235
00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:36,229
I'm not afraid anymore.
I'll say it out loud.

236
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,273
Marion is such a pain!

237
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,985
Because she likes my brother, Phillip.

238
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:46,031
He's in the seventh grade at St. Albans.
She's always bugging me about him.

239
00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:49,367
"Does he have a girlfriend? And when's
his birthday? Can I come over?"

240
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,494
She's just using me.

241
00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:54,789
Freedom!

242
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,793
Freedom!

243
00:15:59,628 --> 00:16:02,339
This was it. It was happening.

244
00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:06,760
Hi, Harriet. Hi, Carrie.

245
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:10,347
I was just counting up the votes.
I think we have a real chance tomorrow.

246
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:11,473
Check it out.

247
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:13,308
Amazing.

248
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,518
Janie, you gotta see this.

249
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:17,354
Why? It's over.

250
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,981
No, we're tied. Look.

251
00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:22,067
I just got this.

252
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:25,570
Guess who's having a big
pre-coat vote party after school

253
00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:27,155
for the whole sixth grade?

254
00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:30,700
She's trying to bribe everybody.
It won't work.

255
00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:34,204
It's a "make your own banana split" party.

256
00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,498
My voters will know it's a bribe.

257
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:39,751
With a bottomless toppings bar.

258
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:45,173
Marion is gonna ask me
to invite my brother. I just know it.

259
00:16:45,257 --> 00:16:48,426
And I will say,
"Nay. Harriet has set me free."

260
00:16:51,263 --> 00:16:53,682
No. Carrie, you have to go.

261
00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:56,017
And you have to invite Phillip.

262
00:16:56,685 --> 00:17:00,188
I'm gonna make him my secret weapon.

263
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,606
He'll be there.

264
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,282
Hello, children.

265
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,324
Hello, Mrs. Hawthorne.

266
00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:15,035
Come in, come in. Let me take your coats.

267
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:18,247
Take them where?

268
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:29,301
Harriet M. Welsch.
I didn't expect to see you here.

269
00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:32,387
Sure can't say no
to a bottomless toppings bar.

270
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:34,431
No, you cannot.

271
00:17:45,442 --> 00:17:47,027
Hi, Harriet.

272
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,490
Oh, my gosh. He's here.

273
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:54,659
Hi, Phillip.

274
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,037
Nice job getting him here.

275
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,872
I said he could have my banana split.

276
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:00,874
I'm going in.

277
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,169
Let me show you the ice cream bar.

278
00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:15,847
Jackpot.

279
00:18:16,348 --> 00:18:20,644
You want proof, Bill Kilroy?
I'll give you proof.

280
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,730
Carrie told me you were a music fan,

281
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:26,566
so I wanted to show you my new jukebox.

282
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:29,903
I got it for winning
the all-city talent show.

283
00:18:30,904 --> 00:18:32,405
You win a lot of things.

284
00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:35,742
Swimming, archery, gymnastics.

285
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,035
Spelling?

286
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,955
I won with the word "onomatopoeia."

287
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:45,669
I can spell that. O-N-O-M-A-T-P--

288
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:47,837
No, I-- Wait, E-I--

289
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:52,676
In that moment,

290
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:55,262
the truth hit me right in the spleen.

291
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:58,682
I was never going to beat Marion
at anything ever,

292
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:01,685
until the end of time.

293
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:04,521
Some people are born to be perfect.

294
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:08,858
Other people are born to be scaredy-cats,
hiding in the back of a closet,

295
00:19:08,942 --> 00:19:11,861
trying to take a picture
of a bunch of dumb coats.

296
00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:16,741
Huh?

297
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:24,499
It was a love letter
from Marion to Phillip.

298
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,752
I realized I must've taken Marion's coat
when I left the party.

299
00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:29,462
It was an honest mistake,

300
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:32,799
but one that could change
the course of history.

301
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:37,095
I just had to arrange a secret rendezvous.

302
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:40,724
Hey.

303
00:19:42,976 --> 00:19:46,354
Sorry. They were both in a big pile.
I just grabbed yours by mistake.

304
00:19:51,693 --> 00:19:53,153
Looking for this?

305
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:56,907
Give it back.

306
00:19:57,824 --> 00:19:58,950
I could do that.

307
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,995
Or I could show it to, I don't know,

308
00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:03,371
Phillip?

309
00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:07,083
No, don't, please.
I'll do whatever you want.

310
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,711
I'll drop out of the coat vote. You win.

311
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:13,006
After that dirty trick you pulled
with the banana split party,

312
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,008
I should publish it in the school paper.

313
00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:22,641
But I'm not you.

314
00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:26,353
Good luck with the coat vote today.

315
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:29,481
Really? But I thought--

316
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:31,024
I wanna win for real.

317
00:20:38,156 --> 00:20:41,201
In the end,
the coat vote wasn't even close.

318
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:46,998
A bottomless toppings bar
beats freedom every time.

319
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:52,128
But still, there were
a few small victories.

320
00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:02,305
Freedom!

321
00:21:03,473 --> 00:21:04,766
Freedom.

322
00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:07,852
Hey, wait up.

323
00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,063
What?

324
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:14,609
I just wanna say,
I'm sorry for saying you were a copier.

325
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:17,195
There's no one like you,
Harriet M. Welsch,

326
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:19,447
and there probably never will be.

327
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:21,533
Thanks.

328
00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:24,494
And I just wanna say that
somebody has to beat you someday,

329
00:21:24,578 --> 00:21:26,204
and I hope it's me.

330
00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,207
Keep hoping.

331
00:21:34,087 --> 00:21:35,797
You know, I was thinking,

332
00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:38,592
there's no reason
we both can't wear the coat.

333
00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:40,886
I don't think
Smithers of London would mind.

334
00:21:40,969 --> 00:21:42,387
Smithers of London

335
00:21:45,849 --> 00:21:46,933
Really?

336
00:21:48,143 --> 00:21:52,355
For a second, I thought maybe
a new kind of era might be starting.

337
00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:55,358
The "Harriet and Marion not becoming
friends or anything,

338
00:21:55,442 --> 00:21:57,694
but still weirdly getting along" era.

339
00:22:00,322 --> 00:22:02,115
But when I got to school the next day,

340
00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:06,453
it was almost a relief to see that
Marion was still Marion.

341
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:11,333
Where is your peacoat?

342
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,502
It wasn't me. Not like this coat.

343
00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:17,005
It's from Paris. Très chic, non?

344
00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:21,134
And your coat is totally you.
I see that now.

345
00:22:21,218 --> 00:22:24,137
It's ripped, it's dirty,
you've lost a button.

346
00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:26,014
It's a total mess.

347
00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:30,560
My coat wasn't a total mess.
It was a story.

348
00:22:30,644 --> 00:22:34,064
And I couldn't wait to see the new places
it would take me

349
00:22:34,147 --> 00:22:36,733
and the new things
I would get to write about.

350
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:41,529
I just wanna be
You just wanna be

351
00:22:41,613 --> 00:22:43,281
We just wanna be

352
00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:46,952
I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be

353
00:22:47,035 --> 00:22:52,540
We don't wanna be told what to do

354
00:22:54,709 --> 00:23:00,382
And I try my best to do good
In the neighborhood

355
00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:02,926
I smile real nice

356
00:23:03,009 --> 00:23:06,221
And I strive to tell the truth

357
00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:08,807
I just wanna be
You just wanna be

358
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:10,725
We just wanna be

359
00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:14,354
I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be

360
00:23:14,437 --> 00:23:17,190
We don't wanna be told what to do

361
00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:19,776
I am gonna be who I wanna be

362
00:23:19,859 --> 00:23:21,778
My autonomy

363
00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:25,282
I just wanna be
You just wanna be

364
00:23:25,365 --> 00:23:27,284
We just wanna be

365
00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:30,120
No, I won't cut my hair

366
00:23:30,203 --> 00:23:32,789
And I'll wear whatever

367
00:23:32,872 --> 00:23:38,461
I like it when I get to be myself

368
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:41,381
I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be

369
00:23:41,464 --> 00:23:46,177
We don't wanna be told what to do