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[traffic noise]

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[girl] My nanny, Ole Golly,

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says that to be a great writer,
you have to know everything.

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And to know everything,
you have to see everything.

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And to see everything,
you need to be a spy.

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And to be a spy, you need your spy stuff.

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[Ole Golly] Harriet!

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Coming!

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[Harriet] I wasn't supposed to go spying
during a school day, but I didn't care.

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For something this big,
rules would have to be broken,

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dark secrets exposed,
purple butterfly yo-yos unleashed.

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[Ole Golly] Harriet M. Welsch,
what are you doing up there?

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Nothing.

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[Harriet] Nothing, except getting ready
to go on the most daring, dangerous,

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history-making mission of my life.

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♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

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♪ We just wanna be ♪

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♪ I am gonna be who I wanna be ♪

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♪ My autonomy ♪

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♪ No, I won't cut my hair ♪

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♪ And I'll wear whatever ♪

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♪ I like it when I get to be myself ♪

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♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

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♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪

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Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late.

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A lot of extra stuff to pack
for school today.

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Something special going on?

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Just a big history paper.

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-Mom.
-Harriet,

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how can you see
with those bangs in your eyes?

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I like my bangs.

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They're good bangs.

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They're great bangs.

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What are you writing your paper about?

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Something nobody's
ever written about before.

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That's what a good writer does.

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[Harriet] That's Ole Golly.
She's my nanny and my guru.

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I'd be lost without her.

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So what's for lunch today, Ole Golly?

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Oh, I don't know.

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How about a nice tomato sandwich
with mayonnaise on white bread?

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Let me think.

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Am I in a "tomato sandwich with mayonnaise
on white bread" kinda mood today?

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[Harriet] Truth is,

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I've been in a "tomato sandwich with
mayonnaise on white bread" kinda mood

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for about five and a half years straight.

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That's 2,008 tomato sandwiches,

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which equals about 2,008 times
my mother has said this:

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Harriet, if you eat
another tomato sandwich,

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you're going to turn into
a tomato sandwich.

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I wish.

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Gotta go. Wish me luck.

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Good luck, honey.

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Good luck.

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[horn honks]

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It's not about luck, Harriet.

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Remember, life is a struggle,
and a good spy never quits.

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Gotta remember that.

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Be a good Harriet.
And watch where you're going!

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[woman gasps]

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[bell rings]

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[Harriet]
This is my best friend, Janie Gibbs.

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I've known her since kindergarten
and can tell you

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she's getting weirder every year.

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Sport, would you rather have a head the
size of a pumpkin or the size of a fist?

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Hmm.

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[Harriet] Simon "Sport" Rocque is
my other best friend.

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In a funny way,
he's getting more normal every year.

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How big is the pumpkin?

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Hmm, pumpkin.

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I don't have time to tell you about
everybody else at the Gregory School.

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[sighs] However,

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I will mention Marion Hawthorne
because she is a mean, rotten person

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who Janie and I will
someday get revenge on.

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[blows raspberry]

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Good morning, Mr. Horatio.

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Good morning, Marion.

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[gasps]
Pinky Whitehead, stop what you're doing.

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I'm warning you, Pinky.
Last chance. Don't do it.

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[sniffs]

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[sighs]

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Can I have your attention, please?
Per the class syllabus,

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you've got two free periods to do
your off-site history research.

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If you're not back in time,
it will be noted in your-- Marion?

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In your permanent record.

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I'm glad I'm not perfect.
I'd be bored to death.

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Do you know where I'm going?

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Um, to the library, like everybody?

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Not me.

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You're going spying?

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While you guys are researching
old stuff from days of yore,

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I'm going to see
some history that's happening today.

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Her name is Agatha K. Plumber.

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She's some kind of lawyer.

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I used to see her every morning
walking her dogs,

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who were always wearing
these wild outfits she made herself.

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Then one day,
she and her dogs disappeared.

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So about four months ago,

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I put Mrs. Plumber on my spy route
to see what happened to her.

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[dog barks]

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[horn honks]

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[voice on phone, indistinct]

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-[barks]
-[all panting]

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The good news is,
is she quit her boring job

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so she could open a doggy clothing store.

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The bad news is…

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Do you have any idea how much rent is
on the Upper East Side?

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…that it's going to cost a lot of money.

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[sighs]
I'll have to get a big loan from the bank.

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Oh, this could be a disaster.

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[clatters]

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[Harriet] Turns out, Mrs. Plumber is
so scared about starting her new life

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that she never gets out of bed.

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[knocks]

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Mrs. Plumber, are you okay?

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It's okay, Nadine.

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I'm just having a moment. [sighs]

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[howling]

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Oh…

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Poor Mrs. Plumber.

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Well, if it doesn't work out,

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she could always be a bed lady
who lives in her bed.

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Janie, she's getting out of bed.

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Thanks to some expert spying, I know
she has a hair appointment this morning.

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That means she'll have to get out of bed.

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Then get her hair done,
then go to the bank,

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get a loan, start her fabulous new life.

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And I will be there to witness
history in the making.

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Uh, yeah, you sure you don't wanna go
to the library?

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History isn't just in books, Sport.

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It's happening all the time,
all around us.

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You just gotta know where to look.

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I'll meet you at
that little park on 79th at 11:00.

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We can head back to class
and I'll tell you all about

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the historic day Mrs. Agatha K. Plumber
got off her butt and started her new life.

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She's gonna get an F.

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Definitely.

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I didn't have a lot of time.

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I had to get to the hair salon
to make sure Mrs. Plumber didn't cancel,

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then get to
Mrs. Plumber's apartment by 9:45

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to witness the exact moment
she got out of bed.

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But first, I had to change
into my spy clothes.

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[horn honks]

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It starts with these glasses
without lenses

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that I swiped from my father's desk,
which make me look smarter.

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On my spy belt, I carry a flashlight,
a waterproof pouch for my notebook,

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another waterproof pouch for extra pens,
a canteen for thirstiness…

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Ahhh.

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…and a collapsible fork
which I've never used, but you never know.

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This is just a junky transistor radio
that I use

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-to create a soundtrack for my day.
-[R&B playing]

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[Harriet] I love this song.

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♪ Some will learn to shout it
Some won't ♪

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♪ But sooner or later, baby
Here's a ditty ♪

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♪ Say you're gonna have to get
Right down to the real nitty-gritty ♪

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♪ Let's get right down
To the real nitty-gritty ♪

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-♪ Now one, two ♪
-[bicycle bell rings]

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♪ Nitty-gritty now ♪

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♪ Yeah, boom ♪

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-Hey, Harriet.
-Hey, Ed.

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♪ Ooh-whee ♪

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-Hey, how you doing?
-Hey, Squeegee.

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♪ Right down to the real nitty-gritty
Double beatin' ♪

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Huh? [chuckles]

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♪ Double beatin' ♪

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♪ Right down to the nitty-gritty ♪

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Ha-ha!

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♪ Double beatin' ♪

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♪ One, two ♪

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-Whoo-hoo! [grunts]
-[wings flapping]

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[gasps]

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[Harriet] I didn't know
why a cop would be tailing me,

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-but I didn't wanna take any chances.
-[tourists speaking German]

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Guten Tag, guten Tag, guten Tag.

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Whew!

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[giggles]

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I made it to Saffron's right on schedule.

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-[bell jingles]
-[clippers buzzing]

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[whistles]

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[gasps]

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Why do you hide your eyes, honey?
They're gorgeous.

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Just give me ten minutes.
Snip, snip, a whole new you.

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Think about it.

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Look, I-- I just stopped by

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to see if dear old Aunt Agatha still has
her hair appointment this morning.

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Let me see. Agatha…

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Plumber, yes. 10:15.

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If you want,
I could fit you right in before--

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[Harriet] Next up, Mrs. Plumber's.

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Usually, the best way to get inside

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is in the afternoon when
the doormen have to change shifts.

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Today I'd have to go with plan B.

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Wow, you're really good!

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With this job,
I get a lot of time to practice.

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I'm pretty good myself.
Wanna see me walk the dog?

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Not bad. But watch this.

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[chuckles] I don't wanna brag,
little girl, but where I come from,

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this is what we call
walking the ding dang…

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-[whirring]
-…dog!

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[Harriet] In case you're wondering,
this thing is called a dumbwaiter.

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It's an old-fashioned mini elevator

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that delivers food and drinks
to different floors.

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It's also really good for spying.

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[grunting, straining]

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Come on!

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[Harriet screams]

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[breathes heavily, whimpers]

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[Mrs. Plumber]
There we go. Who looks like a movie star?

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[barks]

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You look like a movie star.

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[dogs barking]

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Okay, okay. I have to go to the salon now.

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[whispering] Yes, you do.

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[barks]

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After all, I've gotta look dazzling
for my big meeting at the bank, don't I?

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Yes, you do.

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You know me.

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When I get my hair done,
I can take on the world.

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Yes, you can.

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[dogs growl]

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[dogs growl]

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[dogs growl]

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[dogs growl]

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[growls]

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[Harriet] I never had a staring contest
with dogs before,

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but I thought if I could just
maintain eye contact, I'd be okay.

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The problem was, I had to see
her feet touch the floor and make history.

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[Harriet]
Can't look away. Almost there. Come on.

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Really wanna look.

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Don't look, don't look.

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I have to!

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[dogs barking]

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What in the name of--

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Hi.

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-[gasps] Who are you?
-[dogs whimpering]

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What do you want?

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Uh, I-- I-- I can explain.

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-Come here, you!
-Ow! Ow, ow.

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-[grunts, strains]
-I'm really, really sorry.

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Get her out of here!

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And don't come back!

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[Mrs. Plumber]
Oh, it's okay. It's okay, babies.

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You can stop barking now.
I'm not going anywhere. Don't worry.

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I have to cancel all of my appointments.
The dogs are too upset, and I'm too upset.

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-[sighs]
-What is wrong with this world?

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[Harriet] Spies should not get caught.

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That is the one essential thing
about spies.

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00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:10,101
I'm a rotten spy, which means
I'll never know everything,

249
00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:14,272
which means I will never be a good writer,
or even a regular writer.

250
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,118
-What happened?
-Did Mrs. Plumber get out of bed?

251
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:33,833
No. I got caught by dogs wearing pants,
and then her housekeeper threw me out.

252
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:40,340
I can't believe it. Mrs. Plumber's foot
was this close to the floor.

253
00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,426
[groans] I blew it.

254
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,762
It's okay, Harriet. We still love you.

255
00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:49,474
[sighs] Let's just go back.

256
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:56,439
"Quits"?

257
00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:00,902
"Life is a struggle, and a good spy never…

258
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:03,822
quits."

259
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,783
Guys, we can't go back, not yet.

260
00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:11,371
I messed everything up,
but maybe we can fix it.

261
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:22,090
Your job: Make a new hair appointment
for Mrs. Plumber. 11:30, okay?

262
00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:25,635
Ask for Saffron.
Tell her it's a hair emergency.

263
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:26,720
Got it.

264
00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:32,767
Janie, don't let them cut your bangs!
That's all they wanna do in there.

265
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:37,564
Wh-Where we going?

266
00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,150
The belly of the beast.

267
00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:48,825
[Harriet] I gotta get through that door.

268
00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:50,619
The doorman looks really angry.

269
00:15:50,702 --> 00:15:53,121
He probably got in trouble
for letting me sneak in.

270
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,832
Plus, he's a doorman,
how much fun could that be?

271
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,877
I wouldn't mind being a doorman.

272
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:02,339
You get a uniform.
You know everybody's name.

273
00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:04,549
You're like the mayor of the street.

274
00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:09,554
[gasps] Why don't you tell him that?
Butter him up, distract him.

275
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,389
I just need a couple of seconds.

276
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:17,562
Sport Rocque.
I'm a big fan. I really like your work.

277
00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:18,688
Thank you.

278
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:22,400
-Not everyone around here feels that way.
-What people don't understand is

279
00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:25,820
that there's a lot more to being a doorman
than just opening doors.

280
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:28,365
Finally, someone who gets it.

281
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:29,449
Ma'am. [grunts]

282
00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,536
Hey, can I wear your hat?
Just for a second?

283
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:39,793
Hmm, looks good.

284
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:40,961
It feels good.

285
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,928
-Hey, what does this do?
-It's my cab whistle.

286
00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:52,222
-When you need a cab, you just--
-[blows whistle]

287
00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:53,431
[tires screeching]

288
00:16:57,394 --> 00:17:01,106
I'm sorry, Mac. False alarm.
I was talking to this kid.

289
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,612
He was telling me how
he wanted to be a doorman.

290
00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:18,622
I don't get that kind of offer every day.

291
00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,584
I even let him wear my hat,
which I'm not really allowed to do.

292
00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:23,920
But you know me, I'm a rules breaker.

293
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:25,421
So that's the story, Mac.

294
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:28,425
-Again, I'm real sorry.
-[dog barking]

295
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,136
[all barking]

296
00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,221
[barking continues]

297
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:36,224
-[tires squeal]
-Hey!

298
00:17:36,308 --> 00:17:40,103
What are you doing? Stop right there!
Don't you even think about it.

299
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:43,273
Stop!

300
00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:45,066
Top of the morning, Miss Welsch.

301
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:49,404
[panting] Give me that.

302
00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:51,948
[both panting]

303
00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:53,325
Come here, you!

304
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,914
[pants, sighs]

305
00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:08,840
Hello, Mrs. Plumber.

306
00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:11,051
And Nadine.

307
00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:14,888
Just wanted to check and see
if everything was okay,

308
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:19,184
which it looks like it definitely is,
so, uh, I'll just be on-- Whoa!

309
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:21,019
Get back here, you!

310
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:23,563
Aaah!

311
00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,024
Dogs, protect me!

312
00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:27,150
[dogs whimper]

313
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:30,987
Mrs. Plumber,
my name is Harriet M. Welsch,

314
00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:34,282
and I'm sorry I keep scaring you
and making your dogs go bananas,

315
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,952
but I have to try and fix
what I messed up,

316
00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,412
which is you making history.

317
00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:42,457
I know how scary it is
to try something new.

318
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,961
But Ole Golly says life is a struggle,
and you can never quit,

319
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,171
whether you're a writer, or a spy,

320
00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:51,007
or someone who has
a dream of making pants for dogs.

321
00:18:51,091 --> 00:18:52,092
[strains]

322
00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:55,470
-Oh! [gasps]
-[squeaks]

323
00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:56,638
-Whoa! [grunts]
-Whoa.

324
00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:01,935
Should dogs wear pants? I-I don't know!
I genuinely don't know.

325
00:19:02,018 --> 00:19:04,771
It seems a little weird,
but I'm not a dog.

326
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,567
[sighs] I'm just somebody who's sick
of seeing you flop around like a fish

327
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,485
on this big dog bed!

328
00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:13,780
[sighs]
Here's the thing, and I'll keep it simple.

329
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,615
If you don't get off your butt,

330
00:19:15,699 --> 00:19:18,410
get a hairdo that makes
you feel like ten million bucks,

331
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:22,455
and then go to the bank and get your loan
and open your dog pants store,

332
00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:26,459
I swear I will barge into your room
like a maniac

333
00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:30,463
every single day
for the rest of your life.

334
00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:34,926
Please.

335
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:41,099
[Nadine groans]

336
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,268
I'm calling the police.

337
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,730
No, Nadine, wait. She's right.

338
00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:49,357
I've been languishing in this bed
for far too long.

339
00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:56,156
[barks]

340
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,497
That wasn't so hard.

341
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,249
Whoa.

342
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,085
Thank you, Harriet M. Welsch.

343
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:12,589
You better get going.

344
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,425
What do you mean?
I canceled my hair appointment.

345
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,302
Don't worry, it's been uncanceled.

346
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:18,720
W-Wait, how?

347
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,055
I've got my people on it.

348
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,848
Not the bangs, not the bangs!

349
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,310
Uh, I don't know.

350
00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:28,897
It might be easier for me to make it
for tomorrow or-- or next week.

351
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,982
I like this one for you.

352
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,568
It didn't look good on me.

353
00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,988
The cosmopolitan?

354
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,323
It's nice, right?

355
00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:39,908
Could you call us a cab, sir?

356
00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:43,078
Hey, down there. Catch.

357
00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:45,538
Yes! [blows whistle]

358
00:20:45,622 --> 00:20:46,873
[tires screech]

359
00:20:47,374 --> 00:20:48,375
[bell rings]

360
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,544
[Harriet]
Sport and Janie got back just in time

361
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:53,213
to save their permanent records
from destruction.

362
00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:55,715
[shop doorbell jingles]

363
00:20:57,717 --> 00:21:01,137
They said they'd try and cover for me,
but I told them I'd be okay.

364
00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:05,559
[all bark]

365
00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:13,066
When I got back to school,
I just told Mr. Horatio the truth.

366
00:21:18,572 --> 00:21:21,992
That if I was going to write
a paper about history in the making,

367
00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:26,288
I had to hang around
to make sure I got all the research.

368
00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:31,835
I mean, if you were writing a paper
about Washington crossing the Delaware,

369
00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:34,546
and you were actually on the boat,

370
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:37,966
you'd wanna make sure old George
got to the other side, right? [scoffs]

371
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:42,137
Mr. Horatio said, "Right,"
but in a way that made me think

372
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,640
I'm probably going to be
staying after school for about ten years.

373
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,392
-[door opens]
-[Ole Golly] Harriet.

374
00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:52,063
It's way past your bedtime.

375
00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:55,734
I wanna write everything down
so I don't forget it.

376
00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:58,153
Can I stay up just a little longer?

377
00:22:02,908 --> 00:22:05,118
[chuckles] I won't tell.

378
00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:10,081
[sighs]
Ole Golly, I don't just wanna be a writer,

379
00:22:10,165 --> 00:22:12,125
I wanna be a great writer.

380
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,003
[Ole Golly] Well, that means
you've got to know everything.

381
00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:16,379
And to know everything…

382
00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:18,632
You've gotta see everything.

383
00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,592
And to see everything…

384
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:23,345
You've got to be a spy.

385
00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:41,112
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

386
00:22:41,196 --> 00:22:42,864
♪ We just wanna be ♪

387
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,534
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

388
00:22:46,618 --> 00:22:52,123
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪

389
00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:59,965
♪ And I try my best to do good
In the neighborhood ♪

390
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:02,509
♪ I smile real nice ♪

391
00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:05,804
♪ And I strive to tell the truth ♪

392
00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:08,390
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

393
00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:10,308
♪ We just wanna be ♪

394
00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:13,937
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

395
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,773
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪

396
00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:19,359
♪ I am gonna be who I wanna be ♪

397
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:21,361
♪ My autonomy ♪

398
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,864
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪

399
00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:26,866
♪ We just wanna be ♪

400
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:29,703
♪ No, I won't cut my hair ♪

401
00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:32,372
♪ And I'll wear whatever ♪

402
00:23:32,455 --> 00:23:38,044
♪ I like it when I get to be myself ♪

403
00:23:38,128 --> 00:23:40,964
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪

404
00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:45,844
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪