1 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,225 My nanny, Ole Golly, 2 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:18,728 says that to be a great writer, you have to know everything. 3 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:25,527 And to know everything, you have to see everything. 4 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:29,698 And to see everything, you need to be a spy. 5 00:00:30,532 --> 00:00:33,034 And to be a spy, you need your spy stuff. 6 00:00:38,123 --> 00:00:39,291 Harriet! 7 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:40,917 Coming! 8 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:45,046 I wasn't supposed to go spying during a school day, but I didn't care. 9 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:48,341 For something this big, rules would have to be broken, 10 00:00:48,425 --> 00:00:52,512 dark secrets exposed, purple butterfly yo-yos unleashed. 11 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:57,183 Harriet M. Welsch, what are you doing up there? 12 00:00:57,809 --> 00:00:58,810 Nothing. 13 00:00:59,978 --> 00:01:04,231 Nothing, except getting ready to go on the most daring, dangerous, 14 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,484 history-making mission of my life. 15 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:11,323 I just wanna be You just wanna be 16 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:13,074 We just wanna be 17 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,037 I am gonna be who I wanna be 18 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,039 My autonomy 19 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:22,083 No, I won't cut my hair 20 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,544 And I'll wear whatever 21 00:01:24,628 --> 00:01:30,634 I like it when I get to be myself 22 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:33,470 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 23 00:01:33,553 --> 00:01:36,431 We don't wanna be told what to do 24 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:44,898 Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late. 25 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:47,108 A lot of extra stuff to pack for school today. 26 00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:49,819 Something special going on? 27 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,073 Just a big history paper. 28 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,450 -Mom. -Harriet, 29 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,911 how can you see with those bangs in your eyes? 30 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,412 I like my bangs. 31 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:02,540 They're good bangs. 32 00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:04,668 They're great bangs. 33 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,129 What are you writing your paper about? 34 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:10,840 Something nobody's ever written about before. 35 00:02:11,925 --> 00:02:13,802 That's what a good writer does. 36 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:16,680 That's Ole Golly. She's my nanny and my guru. 37 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:18,181 I'd be lost without her. 38 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:21,560 So what's for lunch today, Ole Golly? 39 00:02:22,102 --> 00:02:23,228 I don't know. 40 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:27,440 How about a nice tomato sandwich with mayonnaise on white bread? 41 00:02:27,524 --> 00:02:28,525 Let me think. 42 00:02:28,608 --> 00:02:33,113 Am I in a "tomato sandwich with mayonnaise on white bread" kinda mood today? 43 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:49,796 Truth is, 44 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,258 I've been in a "tomato sandwich with mayonnaise on white bread" kinda mood 45 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,427 for about five and a half years straight. 46 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:01,433 That's 2,008 tomato sandwiches, 47 00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:05,186 which equals about 2,008 times my mother has said this: 48 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:07,689 Harriet, if you eat another tomato sandwich, 49 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:10,066 you're going to turn into a tomato sandwich. 50 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:12,068 I wish. 51 00:03:12,736 --> 00:03:14,070 Gotta go. Wish me luck. 52 00:03:14,571 --> 00:03:15,655 Good luck, honey. 53 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:16,948 Good luck. 54 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:23,246 It's not about luck, Harriet. 55 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:27,751 Remember, life is a struggle, and a good spy never quits. 56 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:29,961 Gotta remember that. 57 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:40,138 Be a good Harriet. And watch where you're going! 58 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,652 This is my best friend, Janie Gibbs. 59 00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:56,238 I've known her since kindergarten and can tell you 60 00:03:56,321 --> 00:03:58,448 she's getting weirder every year. 61 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:03,703 Sport, would you rather have a head the size of a pumpkin or the size of a fist? 62 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:07,707 Simon "Sport" Rocque is my other best friend. 63 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:10,293 In a funny way, he's getting more normal every year. 64 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:12,712 How big is the pumpkin? 65 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:15,590 Pumpkin. 66 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:23,265 I don't have time to tell you about everybody else at the Gregory School. 67 00:04:23,348 --> 00:04:24,683 However, 68 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:28,937 I will mention Marion Hawthorne because she is a mean, rotten person 69 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,690 who Janie and I will someday get revenge on. 70 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,403 Good morning, Mr. Horatio. 71 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:37,946 Good morning, Marion. 72 00:04:38,572 --> 00:04:41,324 Pinky Whitehead, stop what you're doing. 73 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:47,581 I'm warning you, Pinky. Last chance. Don't do it. 74 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,629 Can I have your attention, please? Per the class syllabus, 75 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:58,091 you've got two free periods to do your off-site history research. 76 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:02,137 If you're not back in time, it will be noted in your-- Marion? 77 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:05,015 In your permanent record. 78 00:05:07,559 --> 00:05:10,645 I'm glad I'm not perfect. I'd be bored to death. 79 00:05:14,232 --> 00:05:15,775 Do you know where I'm going? 80 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,153 To the library, like everybody? 81 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:19,487 Not me. 82 00:05:19,571 --> 00:05:21,323 You're going spying? 83 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:25,410 While you guys are researching old stuff from days of yore, 84 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:29,039 I'm going to see some history that's happening today. 85 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:35,420 Her name is Agatha K. Plumber. 86 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:38,590 She's some kind of lawyer. 87 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:41,092 I used to see her every morning walking her dogs, 88 00:05:41,176 --> 00:05:44,804 who were always wearing these wild outfits she made herself. 89 00:05:44,888 --> 00:05:47,766 Then one day, she and her dogs disappeared. 90 00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:49,809 So about four months ago, 91 00:05:49,893 --> 00:05:53,188 I put Mrs. Plumber on my spy route to see what happened to her. 92 00:06:02,239 --> 00:06:04,324 The good news is, is she quit her boring job 93 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,868 so she could open a doggy clothing store. 94 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,912 The bad news is… 95 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:12,082 Do you have any idea how much rent is on the Upper East Side? 96 00:06:12,165 --> 00:06:14,125 …that it's going to cost a lot of money. 97 00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:16,670 I'll have to get a big loan from the bank. 98 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,051 This could be a disaster. 99 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:28,598 Turns out, Mrs. Plumber is so scared about starting her new life 100 00:06:28,682 --> 00:06:30,600 that she never gets out of bed. 101 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,312 Mrs. Plumber, are you okay? 102 00:06:34,396 --> 00:06:35,897 It's okay, Nadine. 103 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:38,525 I'm just having a moment. 104 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:47,576 Poor Mrs. Plumber. 105 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,494 Well, if it doesn't work out, 106 00:06:49,578 --> 00:06:52,038 she could always be a bed lady who lives in her bed. 107 00:06:52,122 --> 00:06:54,082 Janie, she's getting out of bed. 108 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:58,670 Thanks to some expert spying, I know she has a hair appointment this morning. 109 00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:02,090 That means she'll have to get out of bed. 110 00:07:02,757 --> 00:07:05,427 Then get her hair done, then go to the bank, 111 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:08,597 get a loan, start her fabulous new life. 112 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,183 And I will be there to witness history in the making. 113 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,021 Yeah, you sure you don't wanna go to the library? 114 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:18,982 History isn't just in books, Sport. 115 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,401 It's happening all the time, all around us. 116 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,194 You just gotta know where to look. 117 00:07:24,696 --> 00:07:27,490 I'll meet you at that little park on 79th at 11:00. 118 00:07:27,574 --> 00:07:30,118 We can head back to class and I'll tell you all about 119 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:35,373 the historic day Mrs. Agatha K. Plumber got off her butt and started her new life. 120 00:07:35,457 --> 00:07:37,167 She's gonna get an F. 121 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,251 Definitely. 122 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:40,837 I didn't have a lot of time. 123 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:44,216 I had to get to the hair salon to make sure Mrs. Plumber didn't cancel, 124 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:46,968 then get to Mrs. Plumber's apartment by 9:45 125 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:51,097 to witness the exact moment she got out of bed. 126 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:56,519 But first, I had to change into my spy clothes. 127 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:01,691 It starts with these glasses without lenses 128 00:08:01,775 --> 00:08:05,487 that I swiped from my father's desk, which make me look smarter. 129 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:10,784 On my spy belt, I carry a flashlight, a waterproof pouch for my notebook, 130 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:15,413 another waterproof pouch for extra pens, a canteen for thirstiness… 131 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:22,337 and a collapsible fork which I've never used, but you never know. 132 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:25,215 This is just a junky transistor radio that I use 133 00:08:25,298 --> 00:08:27,634 to create a soundtrack for my day. 134 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:29,970 I love this song. 135 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:33,139 Some will learn to shout it Some won't 136 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:36,058 But sooner or later, baby Here's a ditty 137 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:40,563 Say you're gonna have to get Right down to the real nitty-gritty 138 00:08:40,647 --> 00:08:44,401 Let's get right down To the real nitty-gritty 139 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:46,528 Now one, two 140 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:48,238 Nitty-gritty now 141 00:08:48,321 --> 00:08:49,948 Yeah, boom 142 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:51,992 -Hey, Harriet. -Hey, Ed. 143 00:08:54,995 --> 00:08:57,539 -Hey, how you doing? -Hey, Squeegee. 144 00:08:57,622 --> 00:09:01,418 Right down to the real nitty-gritty Double beatin' 145 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:03,169 Double beatin' 146 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:06,214 Right down to the nitty-gritty 147 00:09:06,882 --> 00:09:08,550 Double beatin' 148 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:10,218 One, two 149 00:09:18,518 --> 00:09:21,354 I didn't know why a cop would be tailing me, 150 00:09:22,731 --> 00:09:25,525 but I didn't wanna take any chances. 151 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:43,251 I made it to Saffron's right on schedule. 152 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:57,307 Why do you hide your eyes, honey? They're gorgeous. 153 00:09:57,891 --> 00:10:01,519 Just give me ten minutes. Snip, snip, a whole new you. 154 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:03,688 Think about it. 155 00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:06,816 Look, I just stopped by 156 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:11,321 to see if dear old Aunt Agatha still has her hair appointment this morning. 157 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:13,657 Let me see. Agatha… 158 00:10:14,449 --> 00:10:16,034 Plumber, yes. 10:15. 159 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,912 If you want, I could fit you right in before-- 160 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,126 Next up, Mrs. Plumber's. 161 00:10:31,383 --> 00:10:33,593 Usually, the best way to get inside 162 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:37,013 is in the afternoon when the doormen have to change shifts. 163 00:10:39,683 --> 00:10:43,019 Today I'd have to go with plan B. 164 00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:50,151 Wow, you're really good! 165 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:52,654 With this job, I get a lot of time to practice. 166 00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:57,033 I'm pretty good myself. Wanna see me walk the dog? 167 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:02,664 Not bad. But watch this. 168 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:09,129 I don't wanna brag, little girl, but where I come from, 169 00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:12,549 this is what we call walking the ding dang… 170 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:14,634 dog! 171 00:11:22,434 --> 00:11:26,354 In case you're wondering, this thing is called a dumbwaiter. 172 00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:28,189 It's an old-fashioned mini elevator 173 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:30,984 that delivers food and drinks to different floors. 174 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:34,029 It's also really good for spying. 175 00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:39,200 Come on! 176 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:59,471 There we go. Who looks like a movie star? 177 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:02,974 You look like a movie star. 178 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:07,062 Okay, okay. I have to go to the salon now. 179 00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:08,605 Yes, you do. 180 00:12:10,232 --> 00:12:14,611 After all, I've gotta look dazzling for my big meeting at the bank, don't I? 181 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:16,363 Yes, you do. 182 00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:17,530 You know me. 183 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:20,575 When I get my hair done, I can take on the world. 184 00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:22,410 Yes, you can. 185 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:39,052 I never had a staring contest with dogs before, 186 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:42,389 but I thought if I could just maintain eye contact, I'd be okay. 187 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:46,977 The problem was, I had to see her feet touch the floor and make history. 188 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:57,404 Can't look away. Almost there. Come on. 189 00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,615 Really wanna look. 190 00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:07,038 Don't look, don't look. 191 00:13:09,124 --> 00:13:10,584 I have to! 192 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,342 What in the name of-- 193 00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:24,598 Hi. 194 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,184 Who are you? 195 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:29,269 What do you want? 196 00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:31,187 I can explain. 197 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,731 Come here, you! 198 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:36,401 I'm really, really sorry. 199 00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:38,069 Get her out of here! 200 00:13:38,695 --> 00:13:40,280 And don't come back! 201 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:43,408 It's okay. It's okay, babies. 202 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:47,329 You can stop barking now. I'm not going anywhere. Don't worry. 203 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:52,250 I have to cancel all of my appointments. The dogs are too upset, and I'm too upset. 204 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,711 What is wrong with this world? 205 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,302 Spies should not get caught. 206 00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:06,348 That is the one essential thing about spies. 207 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:10,101 I'm a rotten spy, which means I'll never know everything, 208 00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:14,272 which means I will never be a good writer, or even a regular writer. 209 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,118 -What happened? -Did Mrs. Plumber get out of bed? 210 00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:33,833 No. I got caught by dogs wearing pants, and then her housekeeper threw me out. 211 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:40,340 I can't believe it. Mrs. Plumber's foot was this close to the floor. 212 00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:43,426 I blew it. 213 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,762 It's okay, Harriet. We still love you. 214 00:14:48,223 --> 00:14:49,474 Let's just go back. 215 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:56,439 "Quits"? 216 00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:00,902 "Life is a struggle, and a good spy never… 217 00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:03,822 quits." 218 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,783 Guys, we can't go back, not yet. 219 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:11,371 I messed everything up, but maybe we can fix it. 220 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:22,090 Your job: Make a new hair appointment for Mrs. Plumber. 11:30, okay? 221 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:25,635 Ask for Saffron. Tell her it's a hair emergency. 222 00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:26,720 Got it. 223 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:32,767 Janie, don't let them cut your bangs! That's all they wanna do in there. 224 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:37,564 Where we going? 225 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,150 The belly of the beast. 226 00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:48,825 I gotta get through that door. 227 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:50,619 The doorman looks really angry. 228 00:15:50,702 --> 00:15:53,121 He probably got in trouble for letting me sneak in. 229 00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,832 Plus, he's a doorman, how much fun could that be? 230 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,877 I wouldn't mind being a doorman. 231 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:02,339 You get a uniform. You know everybody's name. 232 00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:04,549 You're like the mayor of the street. 233 00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:09,554 Why don't you tell him that? Butter him up, distract him. 234 00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,389 I just need a couple of seconds. 235 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:17,562 Sport Rocque. I'm a big fan. I really like your work. 236 00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:18,688 Thank you. 237 00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:22,400 -Not everyone around here feels that way. -What people don't understand is 238 00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:25,820 that there's a lot more to being a doorman than just opening doors. 239 00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:28,365 Finally, someone who gets it. 240 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:29,449 Ma'am. 241 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,536 Hey, can I wear your hat? Just for a second? 242 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:39,793 Looks good. 243 00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:40,961 It feels good. 244 00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,928 -Hey, what does this do? -It's my cab whistle. 245 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:52,222 When you need a cab, you just-- 246 00:16:57,394 --> 00:17:01,106 I'm sorry, Mac. False alarm. I was talking to this kid. 247 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,612 He was telling me how he wanted to be a doorman. 248 00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:18,622 I don't get that kind of offer every day. 249 00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,584 I even let him wear my hat, which I'm not really allowed to do. 250 00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:23,920 But you know me, I'm a rules breaker. 251 00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:25,421 So that's the story, Mac. 252 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,007 Again, I'm real sorry. 253 00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:36,224 Hey! 254 00:17:36,308 --> 00:17:40,103 What are you doing? Stop right there! Don't you even think about it. 255 00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:43,273 Stop! 256 00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:45,066 Top of the morning, Miss Welsch. 257 00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,404 Give me that. 258 00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:53,325 Come here, you! 259 00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:08,840 Hello, Mrs. Plumber. 260 00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:11,051 And Nadine. 261 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:14,888 Just wanted to check and see if everything was okay, 262 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:18,516 which it looks like it definitely is, so I'll just be on-- 263 00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:21,019 Get back here, you! 264 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,024 Dogs, protect me! 265 00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:30,987 Mrs. Plumber, my name is Harriet M. Welsch, 266 00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:34,282 and I'm sorry I keep scaring you and making your dogs go bananas, 267 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,952 but I have to try and fix what I messed up, 268 00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,412 which is you making history. 269 00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:42,457 I know how scary it is to try something new. 270 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,961 But Ole Golly says life is a struggle, and you can never quit, 271 00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,171 whether you're a writer, or a spy, 272 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:51,007 or someone who has a dream of making pants for dogs. 273 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:01,935 Should dogs wear pants? I don't know! I genuinely don't know. 274 00:19:02,018 --> 00:19:04,771 It seems a little weird, but I'm not a dog. 275 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,567 I'm just somebody who's sick of seeing you flop around like a fish 276 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,485 on this big dog bed! 277 00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:13,780 Here's the thing, and I'll keep it simple. 278 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,615 If you don't get off your butt, 279 00:19:15,699 --> 00:19:18,410 get a hairdo that makes you feel like ten million bucks, 280 00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:22,455 and then go to the bank and get your loan and open your dog pants store, 281 00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:26,459 I swear I will barge into your room like a maniac 282 00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:30,463 every single day for the rest of your life. 283 00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:34,926 Please. 284 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,268 I'm calling the police. 285 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,730 No, Nadine, wait. She's right. 286 00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:49,357 I've been languishing in this bed for far too long. 287 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,497 That wasn't so hard. 288 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,085 Thank you, Harriet M. Welsch. 289 00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:12,589 You better get going. 290 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,425 What do you mean? I canceled my hair appointment. 291 00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,302 Don't worry, it's been uncanceled. 292 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:18,720 Wait, how? 293 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,055 I've got my people on it. 294 00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,848 Not the bangs, not the bangs! 295 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,310 I don't know. 296 00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:28,897 It might be easier for me to make it for tomorrow or next week. 297 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,982 I like this one for you. 298 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,568 It didn't look good on me. 299 00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,988 The cosmopolitan? 300 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,323 It's nice, right? 301 00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:39,908 Could you call us a cab, sir? 302 00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:43,078 Hey, down there. Catch. 303 00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:44,955 Yes! 304 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,544 Sport and Janie got back just in time 305 00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:53,213 to save their permanent records from destruction. 306 00:20:57,717 --> 00:21:01,137 They said they'd try and cover for me, but I told them I'd be okay. 307 00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:13,066 When I got back to school, I just told Mr. Horatio the truth. 308 00:21:18,572 --> 00:21:21,992 That if I was going to write a paper about history in the making, 309 00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:26,288 I had to hang around to make sure I got all the research. 310 00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:31,835 I mean, if you were writing a paper about Washington crossing the Delaware, 311 00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:34,546 and you were actually on the boat, 312 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:37,966 you'd wanna make sure old George got to the other side, right? 313 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:42,137 Mr. Horatio said, "Right," but in a way that made me think 314 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,640 I'm probably going to be staying after school for about ten years. 315 00:21:46,224 --> 00:21:47,392 Harriet. 316 00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:52,063 It's way past your bedtime. 317 00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:55,734 I wanna write everything down so I don't forget it. 318 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:58,153 Can I stay up just a little longer? 319 00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:05,118 I won't tell. 320 00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:10,081 Ole Golly, I don't just wanna be a writer, 321 00:22:10,165 --> 00:22:12,125 I wanna be a great writer. 322 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,003 Well, that means you've got to know everything. 323 00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:16,379 And to know everything… 324 00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:18,632 You've gotta see everything. 325 00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,592 And to see everything… 326 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:23,345 You've got to be a spy. 327 00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:41,112 I just wanna be You just wanna be 328 00:22:41,196 --> 00:22:42,864 We just wanna be 329 00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,534 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 330 00:22:46,618 --> 00:22:52,123 We don't wanna be told what to do 331 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:59,965 And I try my best to do good In the neighborhood 332 00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:02,509 I smile real nice 333 00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:05,804 And I strive to tell the truth 334 00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:08,390 I just wanna be You just wanna be 335 00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:10,308 We just wanna be 336 00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:13,937 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 337 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,773 We don't wanna be told what to do 338 00:23:16,856 --> 00:23:19,359 I am gonna be who I wanna be 339 00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:21,361 My autonomy 340 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,864 I just wanna be You just wanna be 341 00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:26,866 We just wanna be 342 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:29,703 No, I won't cut my hair 343 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:32,372 And I'll wear whatever 344 00:23:32,455 --> 00:23:38,044 I like it when I get to be myself 345 00:23:38,128 --> 00:23:40,964 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 346 00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:45,844 We don't wanna be told what to do