1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:04,738 * BELLS WILL BE RINGING 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,375 * GLAD, GLAD NEWS 4 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:13,013 * OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS TO HAVE THE BLUES * 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:16,184 * MY BABY'S GONE 7 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,686 * I HAVE NO FRIENDS 8 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,822 * TO WISH ME GREETINGS 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,492 * ONCE AGAIN 10 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:30,264 * WHILE YOU'D BE SINGING SILENT NIGHT * 11 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:36,537 * OH, CHRISTMAS CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT * 12 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,340 * PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS * 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,909 * PLEASE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS * 14 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,112 * IF NOT FOR CHRISTMAS 15 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:49,350 * BY NEW YEAR'S NIGHT 16 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,618 * SEVEN SWANS A... 17 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,420 * LAYING 18 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:57,391 * SIX GEESE ARE... SWIMMING... 19 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,394 THAT'S NOT RIGHT, IS IT? 20 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,029 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 21 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,199 SWANS SWIM, GEESE LAY. 22 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,600 YEAH, WELL, IF I EVER DATE A GUY 23 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,236 WHO GETS ME ANY OF THOSE THINGS FOR CHRISTMAS, 24 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,937 IT'S OVER ANYWAY. 25 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,071 WHERE WOULD YOU PUT THEM 26 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,706 IN YOUR NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT? 27 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,143 "OUR" NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT. 28 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:18,946 MM. "YOUR" NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT. 29 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,448 BETH, STOP. 30 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,382 YOU'RE NOT JUST SOMEONE WHO SLEEPS ON MY COUCH, 31 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,250 YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE-- 32 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,817 END OF STORY. 33 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,086 NOW, GRAB SOME GARLAND AND HELP ME 34 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,657 MAKE THIS TREE BEAUTIFUL FOR O APARTMENT. 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,125 I KNOW IT'S TWO WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS, 36 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,060 BUT I AM READY FOR SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER. 37 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,796 YEAH. THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW. 38 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,631 OH! HOW WAS CLOSING NIGHT OF YOUR PLAY? 39 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,568 SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT SOME CAST PARTY OR SOMETHING? 40 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,171 NO, I COULD NOT GO TO ANOTHER CLOSING NIGHT PARTY 41 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,173 OF A TERRIBLE PLAY THAT NOBODY SAW. 42 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,475 MY AGENT COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED 43 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,909 TO GO TO THIS ONE, OKAY. 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,444 I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE HERE WITH YOU 45 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:53,147 TRIMMING OUR TREE, DRINKING EGGNOG. 46 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,183 PLEASE TELL ME THAT WE HAVE EGGNOG. 47 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,917 WHAT AM I? AN AMATEUR? 48 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,686 WE'LL FINISH THE TREE, 49 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,688 AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU FOR CLOSING NIGHT DRINKS 50 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,089 AT FRED'S PIANO BAR. 51 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,625 [SIGHS] NO. FRED'S IS FOR THE BROADWAY CROWD. 52 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,294 YOU ARE WELCOME THERE, I FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER. 53 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,595 EVERY TIME I GO, I FEEL LIKE 54 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,530 I'M RIDING THE COATTAILS OF YOUR CAREER. 55 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,131 OKAY, YOU ARE ONE GREAT AUDITION AWAY 56 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,435 FROM MY CAREER BEING YOUR CAREER. 57 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,103 I WAS YOU THREE YEARS AGO, 58 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,174 PLUCKED FROM OBSCURITY BY MY DAD'S PRODUCER FRIEND-- 59 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,142 BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT, 60 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,178 AND NOW I'M ON MY SECOND BROADWAY PLAY. 61 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,646 THAT'LL BE YOU. 62 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,549 ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET THAT DAVID MAMET PLAY. 63 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,117 MY AUDITION DID GO REALLY WELL. 64 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,485 YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT. 65 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,854 OHH... I'M GOING TO GET IT. 66 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,723 I HAVE TO GET IT. 67 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,991 BECAUSE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, 68 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,860 DOING BAD THEATER, WAITING TABLES, 69 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,362 THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 70 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,997 LIFE IS NEVER "HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE." 71 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,400 YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO ROLL WITH IT, BETHY, 72 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,236 BECAUSE MAYBE IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER. 73 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:52,039 [**] 74 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,245 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 75 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,646 I'M JUST MAKING SOME FRENCH TOAST 76 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,147 BEFORE I GO TO THE HAMPTONS, 77 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,516 AND... 78 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,087 MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS. 79 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,022 WHAT IS THIS? 80 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,324 OPEN IT! 81 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,859 THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR IN FOREVER 82 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,160 THAT YOU HAVEN'T HAD REHEARSAL OVER THE HOLIDAYS, 83 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,828 AND THEY CUT YOUR HOURS AT THE DINER, 84 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,030 SO NOW YOU GET TO GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS... 85 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,065 ON ME. 86 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,900 NICOLE... 87 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,369 THIS IS TOO MUCH. 88 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,405 I GOT YOU EARRINGS. 89 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,274 THEY'RE NOT EXPENSIVE ONES. 90 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,742 WOW! THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE SURPRISE. 91 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,843 [LAUGHS] 92 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:30,711 NOW, I ALREADY CHECKED YOU IN, 93 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:31,712 AND I ARRANGED 94 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,713 TO HAVE A LIMO PICK YOU UP 95 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:33,714 WHEN YOU LAND. 96 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,349 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 97 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,351 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 98 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,753 AND NOBODY SHOULD BE ALONE AT CHRISTMAS. 99 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,422 I MEAN, IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 100 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,357 YOU CAN'T SIT AROUND WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT THE MAMET PLAY. 101 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,893 YOU DESERVE A HOMETOWN HOLIDAY... 102 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,495 SO GO TO KERN. 103 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:53,066 THEY ALL EXPECTED SO MUCH FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 104 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,436 "DESTINED FOR GREATNESS..." 105 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,871 SO THE YEARBOOK SAID. 106 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,408 STUPID, LYING YEARBOOK. 107 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,211 [**] 108 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,715 YEAH. YEAH... NEW YORK IS GREAT. 109 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,117 I'M UP FOR A PLAY, ACTUALLY. 110 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,920 MAMET. 111 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,623 YEAH, YEAH. DAVID MAMET. 112 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,759 IT IS! IT'S... VERY EXCITING. 113 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,553 [**] 114 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,660 THANK YOU. 115 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,529 [GASPING] 116 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,764 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAMA. 117 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,632 OH, MY GOODNESS. 118 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:01,001 OH... OH! 119 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:05,038 OH, YOU'RE HOME! 120 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,041 IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 121 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,543 OH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 122 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:10,711 GET INSIDE. 123 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,383 YOU OUTDID YOURSELF ON THE LAWN. 124 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:18,352 I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 125 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:23,357 WELL, IT'S VERY FESTIVE. 126 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,858 THANK YOU. 127 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,230 SO... 128 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,733 YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 129 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,668 WHY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE GOING ON? 130 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,837 IT'S CHRISTMAS, I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 131 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,807 BETH, FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU CAN'T AFFORD A TICKET 132 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,208 AND THEN YOU SHOW UP OUT OF THE BLUE 133 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,176 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PHONE CALL. 134 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,945 SURPRISE? 135 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,716 IT WAS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM NICOLE. 136 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,050 -HMM! -YEAH. 137 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,184 MY SHOW CLOSED, 138 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,319 AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE 139 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,656 A REAL HOMETOWN FAMILY CHRISTMAS. 140 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,391 LIKE WE USED TO HAVE, YOU KNOW? 141 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,226 DO I EVER! 142 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:02,162 ALL THOSE CHRISTMASES I SPENT WITH YOU IN NEW YORK, 143 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,565 THEY WERE FINE-- WE WERE TOGETHER. 144 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,066 BUT THIS? [GASPS] 145 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,701 OH, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO. 146 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,670 WE HAVE TO GET A TREE AND... [GASPS] 147 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,173 SANTA. WE HAVE TO GO SEE SANTA! 148 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,042 YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF CHRISTMAS WISH, RIGHT? 149 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,210 I HAVE, LIKE, A THOUSAND. 150 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,012 I HOPE SANTA HAS TIME. 151 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,348 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF CHRISTMAS. 152 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,283 I USED TO GET EVERYTHING I WANTED. 153 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,753 THEN LET'S GET MOVING! 154 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,890 CAN I UNPACK FIRST? FINISH MY COFFEE? RELAX? 155 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,460 OF COURSE. BECAUSE, IF YOU'RE UNPACKING, 156 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,394 IT MEANS YOU'RE STAYING PUT FOR A WHILE. 157 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,665 I KEPT YOUR ROOM EXACTLY AS YOU LEFT IT. 158 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,233 [BETH]: YOU TOOK OUT ALL MY PAGEANT TROPHIES? 159 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,869 HOW MANY WAS I IN? 160 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,037 SOME OF THOSE ARE MINE! 161 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,906 I WON THE ENTIRE STATE. 162 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,208 YOU ONLY WON THE COUNTY. 163 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,943 MINE SHOULD BE DISPLAYED, TOO. 164 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,112 IT'S LIKE STEPPING THROUGH A TIME MACHINE. 165 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:55,215 FOR BOTH OF US, EVIDENTLY. 166 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,251 [SOFT CHUCKLING] 167 00:06:58,285 --> 00:06:59,487 I SAW HIM TODAY. 168 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,290 [MOM]: BARRY McCORMICK? 169 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,258 HE WALKED INTO THE PHARMACY. 170 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,460 I DUCKED. 171 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,962 I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE 172 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,164 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, BETHY. 173 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,833 IT'S BEEN YEARS! 174 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,235 I CAN'T IMAGINE HE HAS ANY HARD FEELINGS TOWARD YOU. 175 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,905 HE SHOULDN'T. HE STAYED. 176 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,608 AND YOU CHOSE TO LEAVE, SO... 177 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,676 THIS IS WHAT WAS MEANT TO BE. 178 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:26,446 HAVE TO ACCEPT THE CHOICES WE MAKE IN LIFE. 179 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,982 I GUESS SO. 180 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,185 OKAY! LET'S GO. 181 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,088 IT IS TIME FOR SOME RETAIL THERAPY. 182 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,157 WE ARE GOING TO GO SEE SANTA... 183 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,291 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE OURSELVES 184 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,359 SOME CHRISTMAS WISHES. 185 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,962 WE ARE GOING ALL OUT THIS YEAR! 186 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,497 IT IS GOING TO BE OUR BEST CHRISTMAS YET. 187 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,599 NOT UNTIL I CHANGE FIRST. 188 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,535 OKAY. 189 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,341 [MOM]: THE GINGERBREAD HOUSES ARE READY, 190 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,709 AND MAE IS AT THE SHOP TODAY, 191 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:58,712 SO YOU CAN GO IN AND PICK THOSE UP! 192 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,682 THE BAKERY IS JUST SWIMMING IN GINGERBREAD. 193 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,116 I HAVE SO MANY ORDERS. 194 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,284 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 195 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,452 MY ELF WILL GIVE YOU A CANDY CANE, 196 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,555 SO OFF YOU GO! 197 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,292 COME ON OVER, LADIES! 198 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,127 OH, EVERYBODY'S WELCOME. 199 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,829 AGE IS JUST A NUMBER, 200 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,799 AND I-- I AM IN THE WISH-GRANTING BUSINESS. 201 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,400 IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG 202 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,169 SINCE YOU HAD A REAL CHRISTMAS. 203 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,403 YOU GO FIRST. 204 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,838 NO, NO. I'M STILL THINKING. 205 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,339 GO AHEAD. 206 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,208 OKAY, BECAUSE MY LIST IS LONG, 207 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,344 AND I INTEND TO GET EVERYTHING. 208 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,179 [CHUCKLING] 209 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,346 SANTA. 210 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,416 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 211 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,151 YOUNG-- AND I DO MEAN "YOUNG"-- LADY? 212 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,820 STOP. 213 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:44,391 NOW, I WROTE EVERYTHING DOWN, LEST YOU FORGET ANYTHING. 214 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:48,495 AND MY FIRST WISH CAME TRUE, BECAUSE MY GIRL CAME HOME. 215 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,464 NEXT, I NEED A NEW MIXER... 216 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,611 BETH? 217 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,346 BARRY. 218 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,082 WOW! IT IS YOU. -HI. 219 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,183 -HEY. -HEY. 220 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,518 [MAN]: IS THAT BETH BAKER? 221 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,787 CAN I SET THIS THING DOWN? 222 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,823 YEAH, YEAH. GO AHEAD. SET IT DOWN. 223 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,927 [OUT OF BREATH] THIS GUY... 224 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,762 PICKS THE HEAVIEST TREE ON THE LOT. 225 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,464 SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. HI, DEAN. 226 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,634 BETH BAKER IS IN TOWN. 227 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,935 THAT SHE IS. 228 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,136 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 229 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,237 [TODDLER BABBLES] 230 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,304 THERE'S DADDY WITH THE TREE! 231 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,606 DADDY WITH THE WHAT? 232 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,974 BARRY, HONEY... 233 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,308 WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE. 234 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,376 WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT TREE, YOU KNOW. 235 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,544 LOOK AT WHAT THAT IS. 236 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,912 THERE IT IS! 237 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,648 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 238 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:44,117 BETH? WOW! 239 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,920 HI! 240 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,388 UH, TAYLOR... 241 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,589 THIS IS MOMMY AND DADDY'S OLD FRIEND, BETH. 242 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,590 CAN YOU SAY HI? 243 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,826 SAY HI! 244 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,161 BARRY AND EILEEN ARE MARRIED! 245 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,629 I DIDN'T-- BARRY AND EILEEN ARE MARRIED! 246 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,064 GOING ON FIVE YEARS. 247 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,667 WOW! WOW. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 248 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,268 THANK YOU! WE THINK SO. 249 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,335 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU KNOW, 250 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,604 WE'RE A LITTLE BIASED HERE. 251 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,107 BETH AND MOMMY DID DRAMA TOGETHER! 252 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,341 ALL OF THE PLAYS. 253 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,442 THE PLAYS! 254 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,011 YEAH, THE PLAYS! EXACTLY. 255 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,481 AND THEN SHE LEFT AND I GUESS WE LOST TOUCH. 256 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,249 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 257 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,417 HOW ARE YOU? 258 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,852 CRAZED, AS USUAL. 259 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,187 WE PROMISED TAYLOR 260 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,355 THAT WE'D GET THE CHRISTMAS TREE UP TODAY, 261 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,024 SO SHE'S VERY EXCITED. 262 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,593 BUT, LUCKILY, DEAN HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL. 263 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,861 LISTEN, WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE PUB LATER. 264 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,429 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 265 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,331 MY MOTHER'S GOING TO COME TO LOOK AFTER TAYLOR, 266 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,599 AND I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT 267 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,434 YOUR FASCINATING LIFE IN NEW YORK. 268 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,804 YOU KNOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO HELP MY MOM PUT UP THE LIGHTS. 269 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,438 OH! DEAN CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT TOMORROW. 270 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,840 YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS VOLUNTEERING ME FOR THINGS. 271 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,109 MUST BE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BORN A WEAKLING, 272 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,376 YOU KNOW, LIKE BARRY. 273 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,978 HEY! THIS "WEAKLING" 274 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,479 BEAT YOU FOR ALL-STATE IN WRESTLING, 275 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,614 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME. 276 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,349 AND HE STILL WON "MOST ATHLETIC." 277 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,018 HE'S NEVER GOING TO LET ME LIVE THAT DOWN. NEVER! 278 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,054 PLEASE COME. I NEED YOU THERE. 279 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,789 I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S STORIES ANYMORE. 280 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,324 THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. 281 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,992 I'M GOING TO GO PAY FOR THE TREE. 282 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,961 AND YOU CAN LUG IT TO THE CAR. 283 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,629 -BYE. -BYE. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 284 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,999 SO WILL YOUR FAMILY BE THERE? 285 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,501 WILL I BE THE ONLY UNMARRIED SPINSTER OF THE GROUP? 286 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:12,072 NO. IT'S JUST ME. NO WIFE. NO KIDS. 287 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,175 YOU DIDN'T MARRY MELINDA CASSWELL? 288 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,810 YOU GUYS WERE VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED." 289 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,145 TWICE. 290 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,813 YEAH, NO, I DID MARRY MELINDA CASSWELL. 291 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,214 SHE JUST TRADED ME IN FOR A NEWER MODEL 292 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,349 A COUPLE YEARS LATER. 293 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,851 I NEVER LIKED HER. 294 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,485 YEAH, NOBODY DID. 295 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,920 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT. 296 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,422 WOULD'VE SAVED ME A LOT OF TROUBLE. 297 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,858 [BOTH LAUGHING] 298 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,960 OKAY, I'LL COME. 299 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,496 IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING. 300 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,865 YOU WENT? 301 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,733 I MADE EILEEN'S CAKE. 302 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,102 BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT! 303 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,004 HONEY... 304 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,438 I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS 305 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,075 AFTER HE DECIDED NOT TO GO TO NEW YORK WITH YOU. 306 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,543 IT'S NOT MY STYLE TO THROW SALT ON WOUNDS. 307 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,380 YOU DIDN'T ASK. I DIDN'T TELL. 308 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,547 I ASKED ABOUT BARRY. 309 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,582 DID YOU? 310 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,852 MAYBE I DIDN'T. 311 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,720 IT WAS JUST EASIER TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK. 312 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,355 IT'S ALL OLD NEWS ANYWAY, 313 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,424 SO LEAVE THE PAST WHERE IT BELONGS 314 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,659 AND ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT. 315 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,463 THIS ONE IS PERFECT! 316 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,631 EXCUSE ME! 317 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,101 WE'D LIKE THIS TREE, PLEASE. 318 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,237 SORRY. 319 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,939 MOM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY TO THEM. 320 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,274 TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 321 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,976 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL MYSELF THE TRUTH. 322 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,645 HONESTLY, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GIVE UP, 323 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,380 MOVE BACK HOME, AND... 324 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,049 SELL INSURANCE. 325 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,617 OH, STOP! 326 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,886 WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE DOING THAT. 327 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,421 YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT MAMET PLAY, 328 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,324 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE PERFECT. 329 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,759 BROADWAY WILL BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 330 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,995 NOW, I'M GOING TO PAY FOR THIS TREE, 331 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,831 AND I WILL MEET YOU AFTERWARDS. 332 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,933 DREAM BIG, SWEETIE. 333 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,734 [TO TREE LOT WORKER] I'LL FOLLOW YOU. 334 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,269 OKAY. 335 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,842 AHH! 336 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,410 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH NOW? 337 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,079 [CHUCKLES] 338 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,915 MY MOTHER DIDN'T MONOPOLIZE YOUR ENTIRE AFTERNOON 339 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,951 WITH HER LAUNDRY LIST OF WISHES? 340 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,152 [CHUCKLES MIRTHFULLY] 341 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,753 I'M SANTA CLAUS. 342 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,021 THERE'S NO CAP 343 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,858 ON THE NUMBER OF WISHES I CAN GRANT. 344 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,225 SO, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 345 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,097 THERE'S THIS PART IN A PLAY. 346 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,731 AH. AND YOU WANT IT? 347 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,502 MORE THAN ANYTHING. 348 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,971 IT WOULD MEAN 349 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,705 THAT I'M NOT SPINNING MY WHEELS IN NEW YORK. 350 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,876 ACCOMPLISHMENTS DON'T MEAN GREATNESS. 351 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,710 THEY DON'T HURT. 352 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,480 AND IF YOU DON'T GET THIS PART? 353 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,447 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 354 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,782 YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS! 355 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,783 YOU'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF WISH-GRANTING. 356 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,086 I AM. 357 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,623 SO... YOU WANT THIS PART. THAT'S YOUR WISH? 358 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,026 THAT'S MY WISH. 359 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,827 CONSIDER IT GRANTED. 360 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,297 ALTHOUGH I HAVE LEARNED THAT, SOMETIMES, 361 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,499 WHAT WE DON'T WISH FOR 362 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,501 IS MORE POWERFUL THAN WHAT WE DO. 363 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,003 ALL RIGHTY. 364 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,071 DID YOU MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH? 365 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,207 YEAH. LET'S GO. 366 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,175 BYE, SANTA. 367 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,878 [**] 368 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,518 [CHATTER AND LAUGHTER] 369 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,086 HERE YOU GO, BETH! 370 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,488 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 371 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,158 OH! WOW. UH, THANK YOU, UM...? 372 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,492 GEORGIA. 373 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,529 WHEN I WAS EIGHT, I SAW YOU IN OUR TOWN. 374 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,231 I CRIED AND CRIED AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE. 375 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,167 WE STILL TALK ABOUT IT TO THIS DAY. 376 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,436 DRAMA USED TO BE EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW? 377 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,104 NOW THEY MAY HAVE TO SHUT IT DOWN. 378 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,041 THEY CAN'T AFFORD A FULL-TIME TEACHER ANYMORE. 379 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,675 YEAH, I HEARD. MY MOM WAS TELLING ME THAT. 380 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,344 THAT'S A SHAME. I LOVED MY DRAMA DAYS. 381 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,613 WE ALL DID. THOSE WERE SUCH GOOD TIMES! 382 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,015 YEAH. PLEASE ENJOY, GUYS. 383 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,183 THANK YOU. 384 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,184 THANKS. 385 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,619 SO, BETH, TELL US 386 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,555 ALL ABOUT YOUR EXCITING LIFE IN NEW YORK. 387 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,960 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW... IT'S-- IT'S NEW YORK, IT'S INCREDIBLE. 388 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,861 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN. 389 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,263 WE SHOULD REALLY GO. 390 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,730 TAYLOR WOULD LOVE IT. 391 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,699 SHE'S LEARNING ABOUT THE "STATUTE" OF LIBERTY, 392 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,733 AS SHE CALLS IT, IN PRESCHOOL. 393 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,235 WE SHOULD ALL GO. 394 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,238 I BET BETH HAS SOME FANCY NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT 395 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,739 WE COULD ALL CRASH IN. RIGHT? 396 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,808 YEAH. YEAH. YOU KNOW, I MEAN... 397 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,143 WHEN THE WEATHER'S NICE. 398 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,478 RIGHT NOW IT'S A MESS. 399 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,246 HOW I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE MADE A CAREER 400 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,381 OUT OF ACTING, 401 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,882 BUT I DID NOT HAVE THE GUTS... 402 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,584 OR THE TALENT. 403 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,386 NOT LIKE YOU, BETH. 404 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,755 I'D PROBABLY BE ONE OF THOSE PERPETUALLY OUT-OF-WORK ACTORS, 405 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,558 LIVING ON SOMEONE'S COUCH, WAITING TABLES, 406 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,559 PRAYING FOR THAT BIG BREAK 407 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,495 THAT NEVER COMES. 408 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,797 [CHUCKLES] NOPE. I'M MUCH MORE SUITED 409 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,434 TO THE BORING OLD STABILITY OF KERN. 410 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,607 WELL, IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. 411 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,813 [**] 412 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,348 HEY, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER 413 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,750 THAT HIGH-SPEED CHASE THAT HAPPENED ON MAIN STREET? 414 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,785 IT WAS ALL ANYONE EVER TALKED ABOUT FOR WEEKS! 415 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,688 YOUR DAD MADE US GO DOWNSTAIRS 416 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,956 AND TURN OUT THE LIGHTS IN THE PHARMACY. 417 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,358 WE MISSED IT BY, LIKE, 30 SECONDS. 418 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,492 WE WERE SO MAD! 419 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,161 THE WEEKLY KERNEL MUST'VE DONE 420 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,030 A HUNDRED STORIES ON THAT ONE EVENT. 421 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,264 HIGH-SPEED CHASE. 422 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,632 THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED 423 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,134 FOR THE PAPER TO REALLY TAKE OFF. 424 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,768 YES. 425 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,170 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK OVER THE WEEKLY KERNEL . 426 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,304 I MEAN, THAT IS HUGE. 427 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,472 STARTED AS AN INTERN, 428 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,806 WORKED MY WAY UP. 429 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,143 OF COURSE, NO ONE ELSE WANTED THE JOB, 430 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,447 SO THAT DEFINITELY HELPED MY METEORIC RISE UP THE LADDER. 431 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,615 YOUR DAUGHTER IS ADORABLE, BY THE WAY. 432 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,683 THANK YOU. 433 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,817 SHE KEEPS US ON OUR TOES, 434 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,119 THAT'S FOR SURE. 435 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,220 BARRY'S RUNNING THE PHARMACY NOW. 436 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,555 OH! 437 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,057 YEAH, MY DAD, HE RETIRED THREE YEARS AGO. 438 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,124 BUSINESS IS GOOD. 439 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,892 AHH. YOUR DAD ALWAYS WANTED 440 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,527 TO HAND OVER THE REINS TO YOU. 441 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,963 I'M SURE HE'S GLAD THAT YOU TOOK THEM. 442 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,131 [GUYS LAUGHING] 443 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,467 OH! 444 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,634 ALL RIGHT, ON THAT NOTE, 445 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,869 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO CALL MY MOM 446 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,537 AND CHECK ON TAYLOR. 447 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,406 HEY, SEND HER A KISS FROM ME. 448 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,375 -I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER PITCHER. -SURE. 449 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,748 [AWKWARD CHUCKLES] 450 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,184 SO... 451 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,519 SO... 452 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,755 YOU MARRIED EILEEN TAYLOR. 453 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,724 YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE HEARD BY NOW. 454 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,194 I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO. 455 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,396 I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR ADDRESS. 456 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,199 YOU SEEM REALLY HAPPY. 457 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,001 I AM REALLY HAPPY. 458 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,836 GREAT JOB, GREAT FAMILY, 459 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,271 GREAT LIFE. 460 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,206 I COULDN'T ASK FOR MORE. 461 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,607 I'M GLAD. 462 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,343 ME TOO. EVERYTHING'S-- EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 463 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,845 AH. SO YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION, 464 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,714 WHEN YOU DECIDED TO LEAVE. 465 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,717 YOU DECIDED TO STAY. 466 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,453 I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO LEAVE. 467 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,523 WE HAD A PLAN. WE WERE PACKED. WE HAD TICKETS. 468 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,359 WELL, I GUESS THINGS WORK OUT THE WAY THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO. 469 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,028 AND WE BOTH MADE CHOICES THAT LED US HERE. 470 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,030 YEAH. 471 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,398 TO A GREAT LIFE. 472 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,933 EXACTLY. 473 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,402 I WAS HOPING THIS WOULDN'T BE WEIRD BETWEEN US, 474 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,603 AFTER ALL THIS TIME. 475 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,139 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT THEY'RE NOT. 476 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,806 YEAH. 477 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,974 SO WE'RE GOOD? 478 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,544 WE'RE GOOD. 479 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,878 GOOD. 480 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,113 GOOD! 481 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,114 [CHUCKLES] 482 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,115 GOOD. 483 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,384 AH. YES. THERE HE IS. 484 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,785 GLASS? 485 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,120 OH! OVER THIS WAY. 486 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,356 [**] 487 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,294 [BETH]: AND NOW YOU'RE THE FIRE CHIEF. 488 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,129 YEAH, I'D SET THESE LITTLE FIRES IN THE BACKYARD, 489 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,298 I'D GRAB THE HOSE, AND I'D PUT THEM OUT. 490 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,466 I REMEMBER THAT! 491 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,334 YOU SET BARRY'S TREEHOUSE ON FIRE. 492 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,903 WELL, EVERYONE HAS A DREAM, RIGHT? 493 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,272 AND LOOK AT US. 494 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,607 WE ARE LIVING OURS. 495 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,309 YOU'RE IN NEW YORK... 496 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,644 AND I... 497 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,146 AM RESCUING CATS FROM TREES. 498 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,581 [LAUGHS] 499 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,150 SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING IN A REAL BROADWAY SHOW? 500 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,287 UH... IT'S MORE LIKE OFF-BROADWAY. 501 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,688 WELL, HOW FAR OFF BROADWAY? 502 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,590 MM. HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY. 503 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,957 [LAUGHING] 504 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,627 COME ON... BETH. 505 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,162 I KNOW WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A WHILE, 506 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,530 BUT WE USED TO BE PRETTY TIGHT. 507 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,798 WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON? 508 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,766 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 509 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,667 I JUST... 510 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,269 I GOT TO NEW YORK 511 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,838 AND I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD HAVE A CAREER BY FRIDAY. 512 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:02,275 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. IT'S A BUILDING PROCESS. 513 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,811 IT'S A LOT OF POUNDING THE PAVEMENT. 514 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,814 NOTHING WORTHWHILE IS EVER THAT EASY. 515 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,282 IF IT WERE, 516 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,617 ANY OLD DOPE COULD DO IT. 517 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,185 I MEAN, I COULD DO IT. 518 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,387 EXCEPT I REALLY DON'T THINK I COULD DO IT. 519 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,855 [LAUGHS] 520 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,990 BUT YOU... 521 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,326 [BALLS CLACKING] 522 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,530 WELL, YOU WERE ALWAYS EXTRAORDINARY. 523 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,532 WE HAD NO DOUBT THAT YOU WOULD MAKE IT. 524 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,467 THE THING IS, IN NEW YORK CITY, 525 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,001 EVERY SINGLE GIRL 526 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,737 AT EVERY SINGLE OPEN CASTING CALL 527 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,507 IS THE "EXTRAORDINARY" GIRL FROM HER HOMETOWN. 528 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,309 WE'RE, LIKE, A DIME A DOZEN THERE. 529 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,978 NOTHING BUT EXTRAORDINARY WOMEN? 530 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,415 YEAH, I'VE GOT TO GO TO NEW YORK. 531 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,317 SO, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH MELINDA. 532 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,852 I IMAGINE THERE'S NO SHORTAGE 533 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,054 OF DATING OPTIONS HERE. 534 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,523 I DATE... HERE AND THERE. 535 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,693 BUT I JUST HAVEN'T REALLY FOUND ANYONE 536 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,161 THAT I'VE CLICKED WITH. 537 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,929 MAYBE I'M TOO PICKY. 538 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,030 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 539 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,332 IS THERE A MAN IN NEW YORK 540 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,067 THAT IS EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR RETURN? 541 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,902 MM, I'VE HAD A BOYFRIENDS OVER THE YEARS, 542 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,504 BUT SAME THING, NOTHING... 543 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,038 NOTHING CLICKED. 544 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,074 NOTHING FELT... 545 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,342 LIKE BARRY? 546 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,380 NO. NOTHING FELT RIGHT. 547 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,816 I JUST THREW MYSELF IN MY CAREER. 548 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,185 THERE'S THIS PART. 549 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,654 IT COULD REALLY CHANGE EVERYTHING. 550 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,757 [THUMPS POOL TABLE] TO GETTING IT RIGHT. 551 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,561 TO GETTING IT RIGHT. 552 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,366 COULD WE GIVE YOU A RIDE? 553 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,801 OH, NO, IT'S SUCH A NICE NIGHT, 554 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,235 I THINK I'M GOING TO WALK. 555 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,304 WELL, LET'S DO THIS AGAIN 556 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,871 BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO NEW YORK. 557 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,573 YES. DEFINITELY. YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE. 558 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,942 -WILL DO. GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 559 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,347 [CELL PHONE CHIMING] 560 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,052 BILL. 561 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,288 PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR ME. 562 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,824 UH... [SIGHING] I DON'T. 563 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,091 I'M REALLY SORRY, BETH, 564 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,660 BUT YOU DID NOT GET THE MAMET SHOW. 565 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,762 I MEAN, IT CAME DOWN TO YOU AND JUST ONE OTHER GIRL, 566 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,832 BUT... THEY-- THEY WENT WITH HER. 567 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,434 [BILL CLEARS HIS THROAT] 568 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,669 LISTEN, SWEETHEART, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC ACTRESS-- 569 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,970 VERY TALENTED, 570 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,639 AND YOU KNOW I WISH YOU ONLY THE BEST, 571 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,341 BUT... 572 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,175 I'M AFRAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS ANYMORE. 573 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,844 I-- I GOT TO LET YOU GO. 574 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,646 BETH, I JUST-- I REALLY DON'T THINK 575 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,848 I'M THE RIGHT AGENT FOR YOU ANYMORE. YOU KNOW? 576 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,584 BUT HEY, WE-- WE TRIED. RIGHT? 577 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,519 UH, AH... I KNOW THE TIMING IS BAD. 578 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,154 AGAIN, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 579 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,691 BILL, PLEASE, I NEED AN AGENT. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 580 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,693 IT'S ALREADY DONE, BETH. 581 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,862 BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU, OKAY, SWEETHEART? 582 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,764 REALLY. 'KAY? 583 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,032 [**] 584 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,105 HE CAN'T BE THE ONLY AGENT IN NEW YORK. 585 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,340 AH, HE'S NOT, BUT HE'S A REALLY GOOD ONE, 586 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,641 AND THEY'RE HARD TO COME BY, 587 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,976 AND IN THIS BUSINESS, 588 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,344 NOBODY WANTS YOU UNTIL EVERYBODY WANTS YOU, 589 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,780 BUT AT THAT POINT, WHO NEEDS 'EM? 590 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,149 YEAH... IT'S THE SAME IN THE FIRE BUSINESS. 591 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,985 YEAH, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE 592 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,187 HOW COMPETITIVE IT MUST BE. 593 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,222 [CHUCKLES] 594 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,995 LISTEN, BETH, I NEED TO ASK YOU-- 595 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:13,065 HOW COME YOU CUT THINGS OFF WITH ALL OF US? 596 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,334 NO PHONE CALLS, NO VISITS. 597 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,670 WE WERE ALL SO CLOSE. 598 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,740 I DIDN'T MEAN TO, DEAN. YOU KNOW? 599 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,543 I JUST GOT SWEPT UP IN MY NEW LIFE. 600 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,712 I HAD EVERY INTENTION OF COMING BACK, 601 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,015 ONCE I HAD SOMETHING TO SHARE. 602 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,251 THE LAST DAY WITH BARRY WAS HARD. 603 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,586 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 604 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,054 NEITHER OF YOU WERE WILLING 605 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,590 TO GIVE UP YOUR LIVES TO LIVE SOMEONE ELSE'S. 606 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,859 THAT'S NO ONE'S FAULT. 607 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,833 CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC? 608 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,835 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. 609 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,403 SURE. I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE. 610 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,371 OKAY. 611 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,307 [**] 612 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,348 HOW'D YOU KNOW I WASN'T GOING TO GET THAT PART? 613 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,916 OH, YOU DIDN'T GET IT? 614 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,520 YOU TOLD ME I WASN'T GOING TO GET IT. 615 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,890 NO, I SAID "IF YOU DON'T," 616 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,759 BUT THAT WAS A POTENTIAL OUTCOME. 617 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,194 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT IT HAPPENED THAT WAY. 618 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,029 WELL... [SIGHING] 619 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,565 I DIDN'T GET IT, 620 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,300 AND I'M PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO GET THE PART, 621 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,903 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 622 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,305 NOTHING'S WORKING OUT AS IT SHOULD. 623 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:27,807 I HAD TWO OPTIONS. 624 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,542 ONE WAS TO STAY IN KERN WITH BARRY, 625 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,877 AND THE OTHER WAS TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY, 626 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,479 AND BOTH OF THOSE ARE COMPLETELY A BUST. 627 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,682 SO YOU THINK LEAVING WAS THE WRONG CHOICE? 628 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,284 I WOULD SAY SO. 629 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,821 HERE. 630 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,458 WHAT IS THIS? 631 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,826 IT'S A KEY... 632 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,828 MAYBE TO THE ANSWERS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 633 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,063 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 634 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,465 WHY? 635 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,766 BECAUSE THAT WAS YOUR WISH-- 636 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,668 ANSWERS. 637 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,037 NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 638 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,942 WHAT MY LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF I NEVER LEFT FOR NEW YORK? 639 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,612 [CHUCKLING] WELL, THEN, OKAY. 640 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,614 ASK YOURSELF... 641 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,117 AND MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE THE ANSWER. 642 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,153 -GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 643 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,356 [**] 644 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,666 SO, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 645 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,301 JUST ONE MORE LITTLE CHRISTMAS WISH TO MAKE. 646 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,470 WELL, SANTA'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR GRANTING A WISH OR TWO. 647 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,706 HOPE SO. 648 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,375 COME ON, I'LL WALK YOU HOME. 649 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,346 [**] 650 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,554 [BETH SIGHS] 651 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,722 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 652 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:52,859 OH, MY MOM IS SUPER-BUSY AT THE BAKERY THIS TIME OF YEAR, 653 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,460 SO HER ASSISTANT'S THERE. 654 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,495 SHE'S HERE USING THE OVEN. 50 ORDERS OF GINGERBREAD. 655 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,865 GINGERBREAD IS VERY POPULAR THIS TIME OF YEAR. 656 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,700 50 COOKIES? 657 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,168 UH, NO, 50 ORDERS, A DOZEN EACH. 658 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,970 WANT ONE? 659 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,705 I DON'T WANT TO EAT ALL YOUR PROFITS, BUT YEAH, I DO, BADLY. 660 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,439 MOM, I'M BACK! 661 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,309 DEAN HUBERT! 662 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,679 DID YOU COME HERE TO HELP US BAKE? 663 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,814 I... DON'T KNOW. 664 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,850 DID I? BETH LURED ME IN WITH THE PROMISE OF GINGERBREAD. 665 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,752 OH, THEN I TAUGHT HER RIGHT. 666 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,921 OKAY, YOU TWO. 667 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,056 INTO THE KITCHEN, PUT ON AN APRON. 668 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,525 I AM EXHAUSTED. 669 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,995 I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO HAVE A HOT BUBBLE BATH 670 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,697 AND RECHARGE. 671 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:31,898 HUH. 672 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:33,332 WHAT'S THIS? 673 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,901 OH, IT'S A WELCOME HOME GIFT FROM A FRIEND. 674 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,202 CUTE. 675 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,037 CHOP-CHOP. NO SNACKING. 676 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,239 [**] 677 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,275 -[DEAN CHUCKLES] -SORRY. 678 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,479 [**] 679 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,386 [BETH, LAUGHING] OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 680 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,556 THIS ONE'S NEVER GOING TO PASS QUALITY CONTROL. 681 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,558 LET ME SEE. 682 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,093 HMM. 683 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,529 YEAH. MM. 684 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,598 THAT'S BAD. 685 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,566 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE ME ALL THE TERRIBLE ONES 686 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,968 AND I'LL DISPOSE OF THEM PROPERLY. 687 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,737 STOP. 688 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,040 RIGHT, SO HOW MANY HAVE WE DONE? 86? 689 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:14,941 NO. 690 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,142 56? 691 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,810 MM-MM. 692 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,912 I COULD'VE SWORN WE WERE IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS. 693 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,480 UH, NOT EVEN CLOSE. 694 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,983 WELL, ACTUALLY-- NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 695 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,785 [LAUGHING] SORRY. 696 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:28,054 I HOPE SHE'S ENJOYING HER RELAXING BUBBLE BATH 697 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,089 WHILE WE'RE DOWN HERE SLAVING AWAY. 698 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,424 [LOUDLY] I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR BUBBLE BATH! 699 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,126 [MOM]: WHY, YES, I AM! 700 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,327 [DEAN LAUGHS] 701 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:38,631 YOU BAKER LADIES SURE ARE SOMETHING. 702 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,799 [LAUGHING] 703 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,901 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU SMILING, BETH. 704 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,836 YEAH, TONIGHT'S BEEN A LOT OF FUN. 705 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,237 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, 706 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,406 I AM STILL BUMMED ABOUT THE MAMET PLAY, 707 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,341 BUT I AM JUST SO TIRED 708 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,778 OF FIGHTING AGAINST MY LIFE. 709 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,112 WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING AGAINST? 710 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,581 WHAT IS, AND WHAT I THINK SHOULD BE. 711 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,950 THOSE TWO THINGS ARE IN DISAGREEMENT. 712 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,119 BUT... I'M LETTING IT GO. 713 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,520 I LOVE CHRISTMAS, 714 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,122 IT'S MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR, 715 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,857 AND I'M HERE, I'M HOME... 716 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,458 I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN. 717 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,627 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY. 718 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:10,963 I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD GIVE UP 719 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:11,998 ON YOUR DREAMS, BETH. 720 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,466 I'M JUST SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, 721 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,103 LIFE SHOULDN'T BE A STRUGGLE, AND MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE, 722 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,039 IF YOU WERE YOU, ALL OF THE TIME. 723 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,712 [**] 724 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,654 MOM! WAKE UP! 725 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:39,458 MOMMY, SINCE DADDY LEFT EARLY, I MADE MY OWN BREAKFAST. 726 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,493 YOU MADE YOUR OWN BREAKFAST? 727 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,796 DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE KITCHEN LOOKS LIKE? 728 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,965 THAT'S OKAY. ONLY SPILLED TWICE! 729 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,666 YOU ONLY SPILLED TWICE? 730 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,868 TWICE! 731 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:49,902 MOMMY! 732 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,537 KEVIN SPILLED. 733 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,172 OH, KEVIN SPILLED? 734 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,807 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD COME HERE, 735 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,675 AND YOU SHOULD HELP ME CLEAN IT UP. 736 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,510 BUT IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS KEVEY. 737 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,012 IT WAS KEVEY? 738 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,714 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE A GOOD BIG BROTHER 739 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,483 AND YOU SHOULD BE A HELPER, AND YOU SHOULD BE A HELPER... 740 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,185 AND YOU SHOULD BE A HELPER! 741 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:09,856 AND YOU SHOULD HELP ME... TICKLE YOU! 742 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,523 TICKLE MONSTER! TICKLE MONSTER! 743 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,658 [BOYS GIGGLING] 744 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,862 [**] 745 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,696 I HAVE TWINS? 746 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,099 [SIGHS] 747 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,734 I'M SORRY, EXCUSE ME. 748 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,169 JUST-- JUST-- IT'LL BE ONE MINUTE. 749 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,503 I'M SO SORRY. 750 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,838 OH, I'M SORRY, KIDS-- 751 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,340 IMPORTANT NORTH POLE BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. 752 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,742 [KIDS GROAN] 753 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:30,743 NOW, WHO WANTS CANDY CANES WHILE YOU WAIT? 754 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:32,845 -ME! ME! -I DO! 755 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,280 WHAT IS THAT KEY YOU GAVE ME? 756 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,115 DID YOU GET SOME ANSWERS? 757 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,449 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW! 758 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,585 I HAD THIS DREAM, AND IT WAS SO VIVID. 759 00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,787 I'M A MOM. 760 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,054 OR I WILL BE. 761 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,722 OR I WOULD'VE BEEN HAD I'D STAYED. 762 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:44,957 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT WAS SO SWEET. 763 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:45,892 IS THAT WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED 764 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,293 IF I'D STAYED IN KERN? 765 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,896 I'D BE MARRIED TO BARRY WITH TWO ADORABLE SONS? 766 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,798 I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS, BETH. 767 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,433 YOU KIND OF ACT LIKE YOU DO, SANTA. 768 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,068 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 769 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,070 I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS? 770 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,775 WELL, ALL I'M GETTING IS A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 771 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:04,410 [CHUCKLING MIRTHFULLY] 772 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,585 [**] 773 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:15,287 HI. 774 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:16,488 -HEY! -[LAUGHS] YOU'RE THIRSTY. 775 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:17,957 TOO MUCH GINGERBREAD LAST NIGHT? 776 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:20,459 YEAH. NO, I'M GETTING SOME COFFEE AND DONUTS 777 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,261 FOR THE BOYS-- KEEPS MORALE UP. 778 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,296 WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT ON A CALL IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 779 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,664 -WANT SOME HELP? -PLEASE. 780 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:26,999 THAT'S ONE OF THE DRAWBACKS OF LIVING 781 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:30,036 IN A RIDICULOUSLY SAFE TOWN. 782 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,140 DO YOU REMEMBER 783 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,809 WHEN BARRY AND YOU STOLE THE WIXLEYVILLE MASCOT? 784 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:37,776 [LAUGHS] 785 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,278 THE SHERIFF TOLD US 786 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,247 THAT WE WERE GOING TO JAIL FOR STEALING A RACCOON. 787 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,015 I MEAN, I'M LAUGHING NOW, 788 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,851 BUT I WAS BAWLING MY EYES OUT THEN. 789 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,853 I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO VISIT 790 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,654 MY 15-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND IN PRISON. 791 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,123 WIXLEYVILLE... YOU KNOW, 792 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,992 THAT'S WHERE MELINDA LIVES THESE DAYS, ACTUALLY. 793 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,626 DO YOU MISS HER? 794 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:57,864 UH... I MISS WHO I THOUGHT SHE WAS, 795 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,331 BUT NOT WHO SHE BECAME. 796 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,600 SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED THIS LIFE, 797 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,935 WITH ME, HERE, BUT... 798 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,771 TIME CHANGES PEOPLE. YOU KNOW? 799 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,607 I DO KNOW. 800 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,842 THAT WAS FUN LAST NIGHT. 801 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,844 LIKE OLD TIMES. GANG BACK TOGETHER. 802 00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:13,345 AH, THE GANG HAS TAKEN ON 803 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,147 A VERY DIFFERENT FORM THESE DAYS. 804 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,815 THAT'S NOT A BAD THING, BETH. 805 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,118 CHANGE IS GOOD. PEOPLE EVOLVE. 806 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,387 YOU CAN EITHER FIGHT IT, OR YOU CAN GO WITH IT. 807 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,688 I THINK THAT'S THE BIGGEST THING 808 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,523 THAT I'VE LEARNED FROM MY DIVORCE. 809 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,824 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 810 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,159 THAT'S ACTUALLY BEEN MY MOTTO THIS WEEK. 811 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,160 "GO WITH IT." 812 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:29,528 YOU WERE RIGHT, YOU KNOW, 813 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,297 WHAT YOU WERE SAYING LAST NIGHT. 814 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,032 SO YOU'RE THINKING OF STAYING? 815 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,666 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 816 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,636 I'M JUST TRYING NOT TO THINK SO MUCH. 817 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,239 GOOD. 818 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,874 BECAUSE... 819 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,475 THERE'S BEEN SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU, 820 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,512 AND I'M NOT SURE HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL ABOUT IT, 821 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,580 BUT IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING, THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY NO. 822 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,984 I HAVE BEEN PUT IN CHARGE OF THE CHILDREN'S PERFORMANCE 823 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,685 AT THE HOLIDAY FESTIVAL, 824 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:55,187 SINCE THEY CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A PART-TIME DRAMA TEACHER. 825 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:58,190 I KNOW! ME, OF ALL PEOPLE. 826 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,658 I'M A DISASTER. 827 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,027 YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT? 828 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,029 AND BY "HELP ME OUT," I MEAN... 829 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,496 COMPLETELY TAKE OVER, 830 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:05,998 AND I'LL JUST SHUT UP AND DO WHATEVER YOU SAY. 831 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:09,035 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE DISASTER. 832 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,703 I WOULD LOVE TO HELP. 833 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,339 HA! I FIGURE, YOU AND ME TOGETHER, 834 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,573 WE'D DO ALL RIGHT. 835 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,874 I MEAN, LAST NIGHT, WE ACCOMPLISHED 836 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:18,577 THE TASK OF MAKING 468 GINGERBREAD COOKIES. 837 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,346 WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE! 838 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,548 RIGHT. COUNT ME IN. 839 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,684 SO THERE'S A FESTIVAL MEETING TONIGHT AT 7:00, 840 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,919 BARRY AND EILEEN'S HOUSE. 841 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,787 -7:00. -IT'S A DATE. 842 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,889 WELL, NOT A DATE-DATE. 843 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,891 YOU KNOW, IT'S A MEETING DATE. 844 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,561 JUST TODAY... A MEETING. 845 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,930 TONIGHT. 846 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:40,699 I WILL SEE YOU THERE. 847 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,368 -HEY, BETH? -YEAH? 848 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,770 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 849 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:47,573 YOU'RE NOT A DIME A DOZEN. 850 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,309 [**] 851 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:56,848 [**] 852 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:10,629 [MAN]: SHIRLEY? 853 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,898 PRINCIPAL HYDE. 854 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,266 GOOD EVENING. 855 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,901 BOY, BETH, WE COULD SURE USE 856 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,136 SOMEONE LIKE YOU AROUND HERE. 857 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,604 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS 858 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:19,605 TO FIND SOMEONE 859 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:20,806 WHO KNOWS THE DRAMA GAME 860 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,408 AND IS WILLING TO WORK PART-TIME? 861 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,809 I IMAGINE YOU HAVE QUITE THE SEARCH ON YOUR HANDS. 862 00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,278 IF BETH EVER DECIDES TO STAY IN KERN... 863 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,448 LOOK AT THAT, BETH, A JOB OFFER. 864 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:30,849 OH, HAROLD, 865 00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:32,851 THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU. 866 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,187 YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT, BETH. 867 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,489 JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES AND THEN WE'LL GET STARTED. 868 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,425 OH, EILEEN, LET ME HELP YOU IN THE KITCHEN. 869 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,459 EXCUSE ME. 870 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,063 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 871 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,633 HEY, SWEETHEART! 872 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:48,634 HI! 873 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:49,535 OH, ARE YOU GOING TO BED? 874 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,137 THERE SHE IS. 875 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,604 [TAYLOR]: WANNA SAY NIGHT-NIGHT. 876 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,872 [EILEEN]: YOU WANNA SAY NIGHT-NIGHT TO DADDY? 877 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:54,940 NIGHT-NIGHT, DADDY! 878 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,808 I'LL GO TUCK HER IN. MM-MWAH. 879 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:57,976 NIGHT, SWEETIE! 880 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:02,381 WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP IN THE KITCHEN. 881 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,751 [**] 882 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:13,825 SO ALL OF THE DECORATIONS 883 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,727 ARE GOING TO BE DELIVERED ON WEDNESDAY, 884 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,564 WHICH MEANS WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. 885 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,699 WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS 886 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,568 AND THE CLOCK IS SERIOUSLY TICKING. 887 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,904 NOW, AS FOR THE ACTUAL THEME IN THE TOWN HALL, 888 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:28,874 I HAVE SOME PLANS RIGHT HERE THAT I'M GOING TO PASS OUT. 889 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,342 HERE YOU GO. 890 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,645 THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR DOMAIN. 891 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,181 THIS IS ALL ABOUT DECORATING, 892 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,582 AND I AM STARVING. 893 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:37,849 YOU WANT TO SNEAK OUT OF HERE 894 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,185 AND GET A "CORNER DINER" BURGER? 895 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,719 [GASPS] MORE THAN ANYTHING. YES! 896 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,854 OKAY, LET'S GO. 897 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,691 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER] 898 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:49,261 [**] 899 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,200 WHEN THINGS WENT REALLY BAD WITH MELINDA, 900 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,268 AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS WERE ASLEEP, 901 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,837 I WOULD COME DOWN HERE AND... 902 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,840 JUST ALWAYS FOUND CLARITY HERE. 903 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,877 FIGURED EVERYTHING OUT RIGHT HERE ON THIS BENCH. 904 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,947 MM. IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER LEFT KERN? 905 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,882 NEVER HAD TO LEAVE. 906 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:12,251 MY LIFE IS HERE. 907 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,820 MY JOB. MY FAMILY. 908 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,225 THIS IS WHERE I'M HAPPY. 909 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,759 SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 910 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:24,630 I MEAN, WHY DID YOU LEAVE? THE REAL REASON. 911 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,104 I WANTED TO BE GREAT. 912 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:35,441 AND YOU CAN'T BE GREAT HERE? 913 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:40,979 I HAD ALREADY SET KERN ON FIRE, SO TO SPEAK. 914 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,448 MM-HMM. 915 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:45,384 I WANTED TO SET THE REST OF THE WORLD 916 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,718 ON FIRE. 917 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:47,919 THE PROBLEM IS, 918 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:51,490 YOU HAVE TO BE INVITED TO ACT, 919 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,592 AND THE INVITATIONS JUST AREN'T COMING. 920 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,594 AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BE GREAT? 921 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,829 EVERYONE SEEMS SO CONTENT, AND I'M-- 922 00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,298 WELL, YOU HAVE TO LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 923 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,633 THAT'S WHY WE'RE CONTENT. 924 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,336 SO MANY PEOPLE WALK THROUGH THEIR LIVES 925 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:07,273 WITHOUT EVER KNOWING WHAT THEY'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT. 926 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:10,209 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAM, BETH. 927 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,012 I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 928 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,814 HOW MUCH MORE FIGHT I HAVE IN ME. 929 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:19,318 YOU ALWAYS HAVE MORE FIGHT. 930 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,786 YOU JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 931 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:23,855 IF THE PAYOFF IS WORTH THE EFFORT. 932 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,325 I MISSED CORNER DINER. 933 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:29,528 I THINK MY THIGHS WOULDN'T HAVE HANDLED IT 934 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,129 IF I'D STAYED. 935 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,199 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 936 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,336 WHAT IF YOU'D STAYED? 937 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:40,339 YOU KNOW, WHAT IF YOU NEVER WENT TO NEW YORK? 938 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,474 DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE SITTING HERE 939 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,443 ON THE BENCH WITH ME, HAVING FRIES? 940 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,044 PROBABLY NOT. 941 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,846 YOU'D PROBABLY BE MARRIED TO BARRY. 942 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,981 HMM. MAYBE. 943 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,350 MM. 944 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,684 [CHUCKLES] 945 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,453 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST. 946 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,955 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 947 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,056 REALLY? 948 00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:00,192 YEAH. 949 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,660 THAT PROBABLY HAD TO DO 950 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,162 WITH SOME UNREQUITED SCHOOLBOY CRUSH, BUT... 951 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:06,432 ON ME? 952 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,335 BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS WITH MELINDA. 953 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,403 NO. BEFORE MELINDA. 954 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:16,041 [LAUGHS] BUT THAT WAS A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. 955 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,513 YEAH. 956 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,850 I'M A VERY DIFFERENT PERSON NOW. 957 00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:28,920 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 958 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,891 YOU'RE STILL KIND TO OTHERS. 959 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,627 AND YOU GIVE YOUR TIME TO PEOPLE. 960 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,365 YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAD AT BARRY FOR CHANGING HIS MIND 961 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,633 AT THE LAST MINUTE. 962 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,405 YOU THINK THAT YOU NEED TO FIND SOME BIG, FANCY CAREER 963 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:49,675 TO HAVE GREATNESS, BUT... 964 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,411 GREATNESS COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. 965 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,181 [SIGHS] I JUST... 966 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,717 I WISH YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF THE WAY I SEE YOU. 967 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,953 [CHOKES UP] I DO TOO. 968 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,623 AND NOW I HAVE UPSET YOU. 969 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,725 [SIGHS] THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION. 970 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,827 I'M SORRY. 971 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,798 WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU HOME? 972 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,436 [**] 973 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:28,246 [KIDS]: * IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH 974 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,448 * HEY! 975 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:30,916 SO GOOD, YOU GUYS! 976 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,618 YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT FOR THE FESTIVAL. 977 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:33,985 OKAY, TIME TO PACK UP YOUR STUFF, 978 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,053 GO TO YOUR HOMEROOMS. 979 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,122 [BUSTLING] 980 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:40,726 BYE. 981 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,994 BETH, IT'S TIME FOR CAREER DAY 982 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,796 IN MRS. BEESLEY'S CLASS. 983 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,097 YOUR HUSBAND IS ON HIS WAY. 984 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,299 I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW, 985 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,834 SO YOU COULD SEE HIM WITH THE KIDS. 986 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:49,935 THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL HYDE. 987 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:50,969 I'LL HEAD OVER THERE RIGHT NOW. 988 00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:56,375 [**] 989 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,520 [GRUNTS] 990 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,255 [SIGHS] 991 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,792 I ALWAYS WAKE UP AT THE WORST TIME. 992 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,527 [SIGHS] 993 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,701 [DEAN]: SORRY I'M LATE. 994 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:23,702 HI. 995 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,704 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. 996 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,272 [QUIETLY] ARE WE OKAY? 997 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,008 I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU THIS MORNING. 998 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,678 I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU LAST NIGHT. 999 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,112 NO! NO, WE'RE FINE. 1000 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,647 YEAH? 1001 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:36,682 YEAH, I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO LIFT ME UP. 1002 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:37,983 I APPRECIATE IT... 1003 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,351 MORE THAN YOU KNOW. 1004 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,753 'CAUSE I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU SAD. 1005 00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:47,125 WELL, LET'S, UH, GET SOME CHRISTMAS GOING IN HERE. 1006 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,694 [DEAN, CHUCKLING] OKAY. 1007 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,195 OKAY, EVERYONE! 1008 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:53,399 AS YOU CAN SEE, I ROUNDED US UP A LITTLE HELP. 1009 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,201 MISS BETH BAKER OF NEW YORK CITY 1010 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,069 IS GOING TO BE THE NEW DIRECTOR, 1011 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,138 AND I WILL BE CO-DIRECTOR. 1012 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,373 DOES THAT MAKE THIS ANY-- 1013 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:03,341 A BIT MORE APPEALING TO ANY OF YOU? 1014 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,343 -[UNENTHUSED MUMBLING] -NO? 1015 00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:06,578 WELL, I HAVE 1016 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:09,581 A CHOCOLATE SANTA FOR EACH OF YOU... 1017 00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:11,683 AFTER WE FINISH THE SONG, OKAY? 1018 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:14,553 SO LET'S START WITH SOME SCALES. 1019 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:15,921 [PLAYS THE SCALES] 1020 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,189 [KIDS]: * LA-LA-LA, LA-LA 1021 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:20,358 THAT'S GOOD! IT'S A START. 1022 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:22,894 [PLAYS NEXT SCALE] 1023 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,363 [KIDS]: * LA-LA-LA, LA-LA 1024 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,698 VERY NICE! 1025 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,100 WE CAN'T BRIBE THEM EVERY DAY 1026 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,736 WITH DELICIOUS TREATS AND CANDIES. 1027 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,771 WE JUST HAVEN'T EARNED THEIR TRUST YET. 1028 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,506 WE WILL. THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE IT, AND SOON. 1029 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,074 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1030 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,876 BECAUSE I WAS THEM, ONCE UPON A TIME. 1031 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,245 WE HAVE TO INFUSE THEM WITH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT 1032 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:42,514 AND THE LOVE OF THEATRE. 1033 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,082 HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT WE DO THAT? 1034 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,718 WE PUT ON A SHOW. 1035 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,288 MM-HMM. 1036 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,923 [**] 1037 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,291 AND THEN, 1038 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:54,926 THE ELVES... 1039 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,629 BRING ALL THE GIFTS TO FILL SANTA'S SLEIGH-- 1040 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:58,797 WHICH WILL GO RIGHT HERE, 1041 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,733 AS SOON AS IT'S DONE BEING BUILT. 1042 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:04,369 HOLD IT! THIS ONE'S A-- THIS ONE'S A TRAIN! 1043 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,303 [KIDS CHEERING]: YEAH! 1044 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,906 AND THIS ONE'S A DOLL! 1045 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,407 [ALL GIGGLING] 1046 00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:11,877 AND AS SNOW FELL ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 1047 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,245 THE BIG GUY HIMSELF, SANTA CLAUS, 1048 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,814 COMES TO BRING PRESENTS 1049 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,416 TO ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD. 1050 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,753 [DEAN]: I FORGOT MY LINE. WHAT DOES SANTA SAY? 1051 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,555 [KIDS]: "HO, HO, HO!" 1052 00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:25,290 THAT'S RIGHT! 1053 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,158 HO! HO! HO! 1054 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,894 THIS IS YOUR PART, NOAH. 1055 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:32,664 MRS. CLAUS, IS MY SLEIGH READY FOR FLIGHT? 1056 00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:34,099 IT IS, DEAR! 1057 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,501 AND THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD ARE WAITING. 1058 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,168 THEN I SHALL GO! 1059 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,904 AND DELIVER PRESENTS 1060 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,841 TO ALL THE WONDERFUL LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS 1061 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,743 THROUGHOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND! 1062 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,278 AND REMEMBER, CHILDREN... 1063 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:49,414 [KIDS]: DON'T BE NAUGHTY! 1064 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,283 EXACTLY! HO, HO, HO! 1065 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,453 [ALL CHEERING] 1066 00:40:58,223 --> 00:40:59,858 [ALL LAUGHING] 1067 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,426 IT WAS ALL YOU. 1068 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,794 NO, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WON THEM OVER. 1069 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,262 YEAH, BUT IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 1070 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,664 LET'S BE HONEST, YOU GUYS... 1071 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,165 IT WAS ALL ME. 1072 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,767 I KILLED AS THAT ELF. 1073 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,968 [LAUGHS] 1074 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,202 YOU KNOW, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 1075 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,004 IT FELT SO GOOD TO BE BACK ONSTAGE. 1076 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,707 I CAN'T WAIT FOR TAYLOR TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE PAGEANT. 1077 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:16,975 JUST A FEW MORE YEARS. 1078 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,044 IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE HERE 1079 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,378 WHEN IT'S HER TURN. 1080 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:21,713 WELL, THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE A SUCCESS. 1081 00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:23,381 I KNEW WE'D BE A GOOD TEAM. 1082 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:24,816 OH, DID YOU, NOW? 1083 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,117 YEAH, WE GOT A FULL 15 MINUTES 1084 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,986 OF ACTUAL REHEARSAL TODAY. 1085 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,220 THAT'S MORE THAN I'VE HAD THE ENTIRE WEEK 1086 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:30,355 BEFORE YOU CAME ONBOARD. 1087 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,023 WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM! 1088 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:34,225 UM, I'M GOING TO CALL HOME AND CHECK ON TAYLOR. 1089 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:35,493 I'LL COME WITH YOU. 1090 00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:37,262 OKAY. 1091 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,135 SO, QUESTION FOR YOU. 1092 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,237 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT? 1093 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,740 HANGING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN THE FOYER 1094 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:49,708 WITH MY MOM. 1095 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,309 THAT IS SO FUNNY, 1096 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,544 BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU 1097 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,745 IF YOU WANTED TO HANG LIGHTS 1098 00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,513 WITH ME AND YOUR MOM TOMORROW NIGHT. 1099 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:58,016 WHAT A STRANGE, WEIRD COINCIDENCE. 1100 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,218 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1101 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:02,220 YEAH, WE COULD USE THE MANPOWER. 1102 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,855 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER ABOUT 6:00? 1103 00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:05,724 I'LL MAKE SOME FOOD. 1104 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,893 MM. PERFECT. I LOVE FOOD. 1105 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,861 [LAUGHING] 1106 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,933 [**] 1107 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:19,204 ALL RIGHT, I'M READY FOR ANOTHER STRING OF LIGHTS. 1108 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,072 REALLY, MOM? 1109 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:24,075 WELL, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAD SOMEONE 1110 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,777 TO HELP ME HANG THEM IN HERE. 1111 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,445 THIS WAS DADDY'S JOB. 1112 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,581 HE'S BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. 1113 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,216 SO, THANK YOU, DEAN. 1114 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:33,551 IT IS MY PLEASURE. 1115 00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:35,520 OH, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME 1116 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,023 WHEN DADDY WAS HANGING THE LIGHTS OUTSIDE, 1117 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,125 AND HE SLID DOWN THE ROOF? 1118 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,962 [BETH, LAUGHING] HE SLID RIGHT INTO THE SNOWBANK! 1119 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:45,296 I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, 1120 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:46,898 I-- I WAS ONLY EIGHT WHEN HE DIED, 1121 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,033 BUT I DO REMEMBER THAT. 1122 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,435 YOU KNOW, I THINK MY FAVORITE 1123 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:52,403 CHRISTMASTIME MEMORY WITH HIM 1124 00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:53,872 WAS, AFTER EVERY CHRISTMAS DINNER, 1125 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,607 HE WOULD TAKE ME ICE SKATING-- 1126 00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,609 [IN UNISON] ...AT RINKORAMA. 1127 00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:59,611 AND THEY WERE OPEN PAST MIDNIGHT, 1128 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,913 SO I FELT SO GROWN-UP. 1129 00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,215 BUT EVERY YEAR, HE WOULD CARRY YOU HOME, 1130 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:07,653 FAST ASLEEP, INTO THE HOUSE BY 11:00. 1131 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:11,990 I LOVED THOSE TIMES. 1132 00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:14,292 ME TOO, SWEETHEART. 1133 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,594 AND NOW WE'RE MAKING NEW MEMORIES. 1134 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:19,497 YES. YES, WE ARE. 1135 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:21,266 LISTEN, I PROMISE, 1136 00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,567 YOU HAVE SOME GOOD FOOD COMING TO YOU 1137 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,835 AS REWARD FOR ALL THIS. 1138 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,838 NO REWARD IS NECESSARY. 1139 00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:29,140 WHAT KIND OF FOOD ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 1140 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,844 THANK YOU FOR TONIGHT. 1141 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:36,347 IT MEANT A LOT TO MY MOM AND TO ME. 1142 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:38,416 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 1143 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,518 BUT THE NIGHT'S NOT OVER. 1144 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:41,853 IT'S NOT? 1145 00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:43,288 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 1146 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:44,690 IT'S A SURPRISE. 1147 00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:46,658 OKAY... 1148 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,528 [**] 1149 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:52,764 [GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] 1150 00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:54,332 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1151 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,367 YOU'LL SEE. WATCH YOUR STEP. 1152 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,004 OKAY. [LAUGHS] 1153 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,706 WHAT-- 1154 00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:03,374 [SHOUTS] OKAY, WE'RE READY! 1155 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,343 [**] 1156 00:44:11,516 --> 00:44:12,884 [BETH GASPS] 1157 00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:14,886 RINKORAMA? 1158 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,387 RINKORAMA. 1159 00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:19,457 THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PHONE CALL YOU HAD TO MAKE? 1160 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,326 THE OWNER OWES ME A FAVOR. 1161 00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:22,560 I SAVED HIS CAT. 1162 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,729 [LAUGHS] 1163 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:24,830 COME ON. 1164 00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:27,365 LET'S GET YOU SOME SKATES! 1165 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:31,136 AHH, THIS BRINGS IT ALL BACK! 1166 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,238 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I MISSED THIS! 1167 00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:34,339 YOU KNOW? ALL OF IT. THANK YOU. 1168 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:36,141 THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING 1169 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,675 ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME. 1170 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:40,011 I JUST WANT TO DO WHATEVER I CAN 1171 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:41,346 TO MAKE YOU SMILE. 1172 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:44,049 IT'S NOT THAT HARD AROUND YOU. 1173 00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:46,651 YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. 1174 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,819 I'M GLAD. 1175 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:50,021 YOU'RE GOOD PEOPLE, DEAN HUBERT. 1176 00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:50,922 -[SHE GASPS] -OH! 1177 00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:52,390 [BOTH LAUGH] 1178 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,524 YOU GOT ME? 1179 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,160 -YEAH. -OKAY. 1180 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,395 [**] 1181 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,532 WHAT? 1182 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:04,669 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1183 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,337 I'M NOT FOLLOWING. 1184 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:07,739 [CHUCKLES] 1185 00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:09,340 MELINDA. 1186 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,608 CASSWELL. 1187 00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,111 I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND 1188 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,014 WHY SHE COULDN'T SEE WHAT SHE HAD WITH YOU. 1189 00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:17,548 I MEAN, GUYS LIKE YOU, 1190 00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,517 THEY DON'T COME AROUND VERY OFTEN. 1191 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,119 EVIDENTLY THEY DO FOR MELINDA, 1192 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,687 BECAUSE I HEARD SHE HAS A THIRD HUSBAND NOW. 1193 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,956 [LAUGHS] 1194 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:27,092 WELL, THAT'S HER LOSS. 1195 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:28,459 BECAUSE I JUST-- 1196 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:31,029 I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE MOST SELFLESS, 1197 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,498 CARING PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 1198 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,469 WHERE'S ALL THIS COMING FROM, BETH? 1199 00:45:38,503 --> 00:45:41,072 I DON'T KNOW... THIS. 1200 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:45,076 TONIGHT. YOU. 1201 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,312 YOU MAKE EVERYTHING FEEL RIGHT. 1202 00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:48,646 WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY ME. 1203 00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:51,749 IT'S RINKORAMA... AND CHRISTMAS, THE ICE-- 1204 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:52,818 STOP. NO. IT'S YOU. 1205 00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:54,619 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WAS 1206 00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:57,588 OR WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. 1207 00:45:57,622 --> 00:45:59,958 THIS FEELS RIGHT. 1208 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:02,560 YOU FEEL RIGHT. 1209 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,162 DEAN... 1210 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,033 [**] 1211 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,322 [GRUNTS] 1212 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:33,624 [**] 1213 00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:42,000 NEXT, TO TALK ABOUT HIS CAREER, 1214 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:43,935 IS THE HUSBAND OF OUR VERY OWN 1215 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:47,005 KERN PARK HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA TEACHER. 1216 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:50,008 [**] 1217 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:00,485 [GASPS] 1218 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,520 [LAUGHS] 1219 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:03,989 DEAN. 1220 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:05,891 [CAROLERS]: * ...ANGELS SING 1221 00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:09,127 * GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING 1222 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,497 * PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD * 1223 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:13,865 * GOD AND SINNERS... 1224 00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:15,533 COME ON, BETH! SING WITH US. 1225 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:18,203 OH, I CAN'T. NO, I WOULD RUIN IT. 1226 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,470 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1227 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:20,738 WE CAN ALWAYS USE A REAL BROADWAY STAR 1228 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,007 IN THE CHORUS. 1229 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,011 * HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING * 1230 00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:30,648 * GLORY TO THE NEW BORN KING 1231 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,518 * PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD * 1232 00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:35,220 * GOD AND... 1233 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:39,424 AHEM. 1234 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:42,327 OH! HELLO THERE. 1235 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,762 AND TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS PLEASURE? 1236 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:45,997 AND THAT SMILE? 1237 00:47:46,031 --> 00:47:48,333 I CAME TO GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU. 1238 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,268 OH, NO, YOU KEEP IT. 1239 00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:51,669 NO. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY. 1240 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,870 IT'S TOO SPECIAL. 1241 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,772 IT SHOWED ME A LOT, AND I'M GOOD. 1242 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,874 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "SPECIAL?" 1243 00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,776 I FOUND IT IN A THRIFT STORE. 1244 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,545 I LIKED WHAT IT REPRESENTED, 1245 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:02,047 AND SO I GAVE IT TO YOU. 1246 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,514 SO, THIS DIDN'T... 1247 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,650 YOU HAD ALL THE ANSWERS, BETH. 1248 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,019 AND IT'S CUTE, NO? 1249 00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:09,887 IT'S CUTE. 1250 00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,556 I THINK IT'LL LOOK GOOD ON YOU. 1251 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,691 THANK YOU. 1252 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,793 [**] 1253 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:22,200 TAKE A STEP, SNAP, STEP. 1254 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:25,303 VERY GOOD! BUT WHERE ARE THE REST OF MY ELVES? 1255 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:26,304 UH, GRETA? 1256 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:28,606 GRETA, COME ON. LET'S GO. 1257 00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:30,708 ALL RIGHT, AND SO WE DANCE AND WE DANCE AND WE DANCE, 1258 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,911 AND THEN MRS. CLAUS SINGS THE LINE. 1259 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:38,916 MRS. CLAUS SINGS THE LINE... 1260 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:41,519 DID YOU FORGET YOUR LINE? 1261 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,522 [GENTLY] OKAY. SORRY. 1262 00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:48,559 HEY, DEAN, WANT TO HELP ME WITH THIS LADDER? 1263 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:51,062 YEAH. 1264 00:48:51,096 --> 00:48:53,498 I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY. 1265 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:57,635 [BETH]: STEP, SNAP, STEP... GOOD. 1266 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,604 [DEAN]: AND IT JUST HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 1267 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:01,606 AT RINKORAMA, OF ALL PLACES, 1268 00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:03,341 BUT I WANTED YOU TO HEAR IT FROM ME. 1269 00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:04,475 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF ALL THE HISTORY. 1270 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:05,977 THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. 1271 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,345 I KNOW, 1272 00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:08,779 BUT IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, 1273 00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:09,981 IT ENDS HERE. 1274 00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,349 NO, REALLY, DEAN, I'M FINE WITH IT. 1275 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,418 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 1276 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,853 [SIGHS] I JUST... 1277 00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:18,156 WHAT'S UP? 1278 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:20,191 HAS SHE MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT 1279 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:21,926 STAYING IN KERN AFTER CHRISTMAS? 1280 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,995 WELL, WE HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN THAT FAR, YOU KNOW. 1281 00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:25,696 IT WAS ONLY ONE KISS. 1282 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,698 RIGHT. BUT JUST BE CAUTIOUS. 1283 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,800 BETH HAS BIG DREAMS 1284 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:31,369 AND A LIFE IN NEW YORK, 1285 00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,404 AND YOU LIVE HERE. 1286 00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:38,543 BUT HEY, I MEAN, YOU'RE A PRETTY CHARMING DUDE, 1287 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,378 NOT TERRIBLE-LOOKING, 1288 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:43,014 A WORSE WRESTLER THAN ME, BUT... 1289 00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:44,482 WHO KNOWS? 1290 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:47,152 MAYBE, UH... MAYBE SHE'LL STICK AROUND THIS TIME. 1291 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,120 YEAH, WE'LL JUST SEE WHERE IT GOES. 1292 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,156 THAT'S GOOD. 1293 00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:55,760 [**] 1294 00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:58,963 OKAY, SO NOW THAT WE HAVE OUR COSTUMES ON, 1295 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,565 LET'S DO THIS FOR REAL. 1296 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,867 YOU CAN DO THIS, FRANCES. 1297 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:05,870 YOU KNOW, I WAS NERVOUS 1298 00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:07,338 WHEN I STARTED PERFORMING. 1299 00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:08,506 YOU WERE? 1300 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,308 [LAUGHS] TERRIFIED. 1301 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:13,010 BUT I DID IT AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 1302 00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:15,846 AND I STILL GET NERVOUS WHEN I GO ONSTAGE, 1303 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,383 BUT IT'S THE GOOD KIND OF NERVOUS. 1304 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,918 IT'S AN EXCITED NERVOUS. 1305 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:23,588 OKAY, I'LL TRY TO BE THE GOOD KIND OF NERVOUS. 1306 00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:25,923 [CHUCKLES] YEAH! THAT'S MY MRS. CLAUS. 1307 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:29,260 SHOULD WE DO IT TOGETHER? OKAY. 1308 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:32,930 READY? 1309 00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,899 [TOGETHER] HERE COMES THE MAN-- 1310 00:50:34,932 --> 00:50:36,734 THE MAN WITH THE PLAN! 1311 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,769 HERE COMES... 1312 00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:40,171 SANTA! 1313 00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:41,406 THAT'S YOUR CUE! 1314 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:46,111 [BETH, CHUCKLING] WELL, WE'RE GONNA NEED A SEAMSTRESS. 1315 00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:47,945 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I THINK WE'RE DONE FOR TODAY. 1316 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,180 WHO WANTS A SNACK? 1317 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:51,082 [KIDS ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 1318 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,419 BYE. 1319 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:03,461 I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY 1320 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:04,829 JUST TO SEE HOW THINGS WERE GOING. 1321 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,765 YOU'RE WONDERFUL WITH THEM. 1322 00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,300 YOU THINK SO? 1323 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:10,735 NOT TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, 1324 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,103 BUT I STILL HAVEN'T 1325 00:51:12,137 --> 00:51:14,071 FILLED THAT PART-TIME DRAMA TEACHER JOB. 1326 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,743 JUST LET THAT SIMMER FOR A LITTLE. 1327 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:20,778 OKAY. THANK YOU. 1328 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,318 YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A TERRIBLE IDEA. 1329 00:51:27,352 --> 00:51:30,321 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 1330 00:51:30,355 --> 00:51:32,557 THOSE WHO CAN'T DO... TEACH. 1331 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:35,460 AND THOSE WHO CAN DO, TEACH INCREDIBLY WELL. 1332 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,094 [LAUGHS] 1333 00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:39,597 JUST LET ME JUST GET THROUGH THIS PERFORMANCE FIRST. 1334 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:44,001 [**] 1335 00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,638 [BETH]: YEAH, DEAN'S GREAT. 1336 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,106 I THINK YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM. 1337 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,008 YOU SOUND LIKE A NEW PERSON. 1338 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,510 I FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! 1339 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,245 ALTHOUGH, AT THE SAME TIME... 1340 00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:56,581 I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN. 1341 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,317 SO YOU'RE GLAD I TALKED YOU INTO GOING HOME? 1342 00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:02,353 I AM. THANK YOU FOR MY PRESENT. 1343 00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:03,688 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1344 00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,456 IT'S FESTIVE AND FUN HERE, 1345 00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:07,992 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING INVOLVED. 1346 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,460 STRESS-FREE. 1347 00:52:09,494 --> 00:52:11,962 WELL, I AM BACK AT THE APARTMENT. 1348 00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:13,998 MY DAD BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND 1349 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:15,200 TO THE HAMPTONS, 1350 00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:17,502 AND SHE'S PERFECTLY TERRIBLE. 1351 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:20,971 I GOT ON THE FIRST JITNEY BACK TO NYC. 1352 00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:23,441 WELL, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS. 1353 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,975 NAH. IT'S FINE. I'M GOOD. 1354 00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:26,677 A FEW PEOPLE FROM MY LAST SHOW ARE HERE, 1355 00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:28,346 SO WE'RE GOING TO GO GET CHRISTMAS DIM SUM. 1356 00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,114 YOU COULD COME HERE FOR CHRISTMAS. 1357 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,882 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE PRETTY BUSY 1358 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,651 FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS. 1359 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,853 I CAN'T INTRUDE ON THAT. 1360 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:36,954 BUT I'LL SEE YOU 1361 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,389 WHEN YOU GET BACK, 1362 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,124 AND YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL THE GORY DETAILS. 1363 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,192 WHEN I GET BACK... 1364 00:52:41,226 --> 00:52:42,527 [INHALES SHARPLY] 1365 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,995 YEAH, WHAT HAPPENS WITH THIS DEAN GUY 1366 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,464 WHEN YOU COME BACK TO NEW YORK? 1367 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,866 [**] 1368 00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:54,372 [SHIRLEY]: I'M SURE YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB! 1369 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:56,173 THOSE KIDS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB. 1370 00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:58,376 I'M JUST TEACHING THEM THE BOX-STEP. 1371 00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:00,645 AND I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO PULL IT OFF IN TIME. 1372 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,079 IT'S FIVE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS. 1373 00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:03,914 IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, YOU CAN. 1374 00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:06,484 HERE YOU GO, AND DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK. 1375 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,053 VALENTINE'S DAY IS JUST A FEW MONTHS AWAY. 1376 00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:14,091 OKAY... 1377 00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:16,861 WHAT? 1378 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:21,866 DO YOU THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD MOTHER? 1379 00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:24,669 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 1380 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:28,072 YOU WERE AN EXCEPTIONAL MOTHER. 1381 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:31,276 THANKS, HONEY. 1382 00:53:31,309 --> 00:53:33,043 IT WAS JUST YOU AND ME 1383 00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:35,380 FOR ALL THOSE YEARS AFTER DADDY DIED... 1384 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,014 IT WASN'T ALWAYS EASY, 1385 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,550 BUT I DID THE BEST THAT I COULD. 1386 00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,686 YOU WERE SO SELFLESS. 1387 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,423 YOU LIFTED ME UP, YOU GAVE ME EVERYTHING. 1388 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,191 THAT'S WHAT A MOTHER DOES. 1389 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,293 SHE NURTURES HER BABY 1390 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:51,362 SO THAT SHE CAN FEEL FREE TO FLY. 1391 00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:53,764 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE IT IN ME. 1392 00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:55,366 OH, OF COURSE YOU DO. 1393 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,867 I MEAN... 1394 00:53:56,901 --> 00:54:00,271 TO STAY, HAVE A FAMILY, 1395 00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:02,540 LIVE THIS LIFE. 1396 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:05,810 ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT STAYING? 1397 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:08,112 I'M... 1398 00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:09,814 THINKING ABOUT ALL KINDS OF THINGS 1399 00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:12,317 THAT I NEVER CONSIDERED BEFORE. 1400 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:14,218 IS THIS BECAUSE OF DEAN? 1401 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,220 IT'S DEAN... 1402 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,955 IT'S THE KIDS. 1403 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:22,092 I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS OPENED INSIDE OF ME. 1404 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,728 I FEEL... 1405 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,229 GOOD. 1406 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,966 I NEVER IMAGINED THIS LIFE FOR MYSELF. 1407 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,568 LOOK, BETHY... 1408 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:34,104 KERN MAY BE SMALL, AND IT MAY BE SIMPLE, 1409 00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:37,942 BUT I GET TO WALK OUT MY FRONT DOOR, 1410 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,578 AND I KNOW EVERYONE. 1411 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,414 AND WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS, 1412 00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:45,115 OR SOMETHING GOOD, 1413 00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:47,518 A HUNDRED PEOPLE SHOW UP AT MY FRONT DOOR 1414 00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:50,721 WITH EITHER CONDOLENCES OR CONGRATULATIONS. 1415 00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,158 I HAVE... 1416 00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:57,662 MORE LOVE THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 1417 00:54:57,695 --> 00:55:00,197 THIS IS HOME. 1418 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:03,534 BUT THAT'S JUST IT-- I DON'T KNOW WHERE "HOME" IS. 1419 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:05,370 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1420 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:08,806 HOW DO YOU REALLY, TRULY KNOW WHEN IT'S RIGHT? 1421 00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:10,174 YOU KNOW 1422 00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:13,711 BECAUSE YOUR HEART TELLS YOU THAT IT IS. 1423 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:16,647 AND YOUR HEAD SHUTS UP. 1424 00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:18,749 [LAUGHS] 1425 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,191 SO I WAS IN THE FITTING WITH FRANCES, 1426 00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:28,459 AND SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND SHE SAID, 1427 00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:29,694 "YOU'RE RIGHT, 1428 00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:31,161 IT'S THE GOOD KIND OF NERVOUS." 1429 00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:33,063 I LOVE THAT KID. 1430 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,405 YOU'RE REALLY QUIET. 1431 00:55:40,438 --> 00:55:41,839 JUST THINKING. 1432 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:42,907 YEAH? 1433 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:48,212 ABOUT ANYTHING SPECIFIC? 1434 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:51,749 ABOUT THIS. US. 1435 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,752 DO YOU WANT TO SHARE ANY PARTICULARS? 1436 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:58,155 [SETS HIS DRINK DOWN] 1437 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:00,190 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 1438 00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:01,492 I REALLY LIKE YOU, BETH. 1439 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:04,228 A LOT. 1440 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,330 I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF THIS IS JUST 1441 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,565 SOME SORT OF HOLIDAY THING 1442 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:09,199 THAT'S GOING TO END WITH THE NEW YEAR. 1443 00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:10,568 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1444 00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:14,439 I AM TRYING NOT TO THINK SO MUCH. 1445 00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,776 I'VE ALSO BEEN THINKING 1446 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,177 ABOUT WHAT PRINCIPAL HYDE SAID. 1447 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,247 THERE'S A LIFE AND A JOB FOR YOU HERE... 1448 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,116 IN KERN. 1449 00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:29,386 I WANT YOU TO STAY, BETH. 1450 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,322 I'M JUST WORRIED. 1451 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,359 ABOUT WHAT? 1452 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,762 ABOUT FALLING FOR YOU. 1453 00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:41,932 AND THEN JANUARY FIRST COMES AROUND, 1454 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,168 AND YOU HAVE TO GO. 1455 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:50,475 SO... MAYBE WE JUST SHOULDN'T DO THIS. 1456 00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:52,076 AND WHAT IF I DO? 1457 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,779 WHAT IF YOU DO WHAT? 1458 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:56,814 STAY... 1459 00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:58,583 IN KERN. 1460 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,121 THAT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY... 1461 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:07,157 REALLY... 1462 00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:09,159 HAPPY. 1463 00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,496 [**] 1464 00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:28,445 * JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS * 1465 00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:32,316 * JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1466 00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:35,085 * OH, WHAT FUN 1467 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,621 * IT IS TO RIDE 1468 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:39,189 * IN A ONE-HORSE 1469 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:42,960 * OPEN SLEIGH... 1470 00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:46,296 THAT WAS SO PERFECT! THAT WAS SO GOOD, YOU GUYS! 1471 00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:48,533 YOU DIDN'T MAKE ONE MISTAKE, YOU DIDN'T MISS ONE NOTE. 1472 00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:50,501 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO GREAT FOR THE FESTIVAL. 1473 00:57:50,535 --> 00:57:51,636 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 1474 00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,037 I'M PROUD OF YOU! 1475 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,372 THANKS, FRANCES. WE DID IT TOGETHER, RIGHT? 1476 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:56,941 OKAY, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1477 00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:59,777 IN THE HALL, MRS. PRATT MADE GINGERBREAD COOKIES. 1478 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,378 GO GET 'EM. 1479 00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:03,548 [KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY] 1480 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,553 YOU ARE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB 1481 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:09,554 WITH THE KIDS, BETH. 1482 00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:10,688 WE'RE SO LUCKY 1483 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:11,656 THAT YOU CAME HOME THIS YEAR. 1484 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:12,823 YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. 1485 00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,024 THE DECORATIONS LOOK FANTASTIC. 1486 00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:16,694 HALF THE HALL LOOKS FANTASTIC. 1487 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:17,995 AT THE RATE WE'RE GOING, 1488 00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:19,396 I'M STARTING TO THINK 1489 00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:20,798 I MIGHT HAVE TO ROPE OFF THE OTHER HALF 1490 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,499 SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT. 1491 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:24,034 DO YOU NEED AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS? I CAN HELP. 1492 00:58:24,068 --> 00:58:25,736 YES. PLEASE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 1493 00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:27,237 [LAUGHS] OKAY. 1494 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,172 YOU CAN START BY HELPING ME HANG THIS TINSEL. 1495 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,373 YEP. ABSOLUTELY. 1496 00:58:29,406 --> 00:58:31,141 MM. YOU KNOW... 1497 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:33,377 PRINCIPAL HYDE ASKED ME TO WORK ON YOU 1498 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,579 TO TAKE THAT JOB. 1499 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,380 BUT I HAD TO BREAK IT TO HIM 1500 00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:38,382 THAT WE WILL BE ONCE AGAIN LOSING YOU 1501 00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:41,018 TO THE GLITZ AND THE GLAMOUR OF NEW YORK. 1502 00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:45,189 YEAH... FULL DISCLOSURE, EILEEN? 1503 00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:47,257 MY LIFE IN NEW YORK 1504 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:51,395 IS ANYTHING BUT GLITZY AND GLAMOROUS. 1505 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,397 IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN A COMPLETE STRUGGLE 1506 00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:55,465 SINCE DAY ONE. 1507 00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,235 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BETH. 1508 00:58:58,268 --> 00:59:00,504 I KNOW WHAT THE THEATER'S ALWAYS MEANT TO YOU. 1509 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,240 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS GOOD AT, 1510 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:05,075 BUT I DON'T KNOW. 1511 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,511 MAYBE I HAD IT ALL WRONG. 1512 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,380 AND MAYBE YOU HAVE MORE GIFTS THAN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 1513 00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:14,084 THE WAY YOU ARE WITH THOSE KIDS... 1514 00:59:14,118 --> 00:59:17,187 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN CONVINCE YOU TO STAY. 1515 00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,023 MAYBE. 1516 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,591 I WOULD LOVE THAT! 1517 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,630 AND I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE WHO WOULD REALLY LOVE THAT. 1518 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,300 AHEM. 1519 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,236 THANKS. 1520 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:34,739 [**] 1521 00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:43,814 [**] 1522 00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,116 MORNING. 1523 00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:48,919 OH-HO-HO-HO! AH, NO PEEKING! 1524 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:51,255 FIVE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS DAY! 1525 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,924 OH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS DINNER, 1526 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,893 AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR FAVORITE-- 1527 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,495 GLAZED HAM AND GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE. 1528 00:59:58,528 --> 01:00:00,397 WITH THE CRUNCHY ONIONS? 1529 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,332 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN ASK ME THAT. 1530 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:03,467 YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT DISH 1531 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,169 WITHOUT CRISPY ONIONS! 1532 01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:06,871 IT SOUNDS GREAT. 1533 01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:11,275 CAN I INVITE DEAN? 1534 01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:13,711 OF COURSE. 1535 01:00:16,046 --> 01:00:18,282 YOU REALLY LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU? 1536 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:22,687 [LAUGHS] I DO. 1537 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,822 IT'S FUNNY, GROWING UP, 1538 01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:26,156 IT WAS ALWAYS ME AND BARRY. 1539 01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:28,693 I NEVER REALLY SAW DEAN THAT WAY, BUT... 1540 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:33,197 HE MAKES ME LAUGH. 1541 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:34,364 ALL THE TIME. 1542 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:36,801 MAKES MY DAY TO SEE YOU HAPPY. 1543 01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:39,036 MAKES MY DAY TO SEE YOU HAPPY. 1544 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:42,707 ARE YOU? 1545 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,009 OF COURSE I AM! 1546 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:47,144 HONEY... 1547 01:00:47,177 --> 01:00:49,279 I LOVE MY LIFE. 1548 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,548 I RAISED A SWEET, COMPASSIONATE DAUGHTER. 1549 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:55,019 I GET TO BAKE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THIS TOWN 1550 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,787 ON A DAILY BASIS. 1551 01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:58,689 AND THIS YEAR, 1552 01:00:58,723 --> 01:01:00,390 I GET TO HAVE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS 1553 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,192 WITH MY FAVORITE GIRL. 1554 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,895 WHAT MORE COULD A LADY ASK FOR? 1555 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:08,532 WELL, WHAT ABOUT A BOYFRIEND? 1556 01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:13,003 WELL, UM... I-- I-- 1557 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:15,072 DATE. 1558 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,041 WHAT? 1559 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:22,046 WELL, UH, OH, OCCASIONALLY, UM, 1560 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,680 PRINCIPAL HYDE 1561 01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:25,850 TAKES ME OUT FOR A NICE DINNER TO THE COBALT BUFFET. 1562 01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:26,884 [GASPS] 1563 01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:28,552 YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT! 1564 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:30,888 YOU NEVER ASKED! 1565 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:38,062 I DIDN'T... DID I? 1566 01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:40,497 HONEY. 1567 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,432 THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE. 1568 01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,934 I PROMISE. 1569 01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:50,074 SO YOU... AND PRINCIPAL HYDE? 1570 01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,509 THE MAN THAT WEARS THE SAME SUIT EVERY DAY? 1571 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,079 THAT IS HIS WORK OUTFIT. 1572 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:58,382 HE WEARS KHAKIS EVERY TIME HE TAKES ME OUT. 1573 01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:00,985 [BOTH LAUGHING HARD] 1574 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,389 THEY'RE VERY NICE. 1575 01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:07,424 [CHIMING] 1576 01:02:09,459 --> 01:02:11,195 BILL? 1577 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,398 BETH! GOT SOME INTERESTING NEWS FOR YOU. 1578 01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,732 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1579 01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:16,967 WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE 1580 01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,535 WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE MAMET SHOW. 1581 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,805 IT SEEMS THE STAR'S UNDERSTUDY SLIPPED ON SOME ICE 1582 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,206 AND BROKE HER ANKLE. 1583 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,741 SHE'S GOING TO BE OFF IT FOR EIGHT WEEKS, 1584 01:02:24,775 --> 01:02:26,376 WHICH MEANS YOU ARE ON A PLANE TONIGHT, 1585 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,711 BACK TO NEW YORK, BABY! 1586 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,814 REHEARSAL STARTS 9:00 A.M. TOMORROW, 1587 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:30,981 AND THE SHOW OPENS IN FOUR WEEKS, 1588 01:02:31,015 --> 01:02:32,382 SO YOU'VE GOT TO BE READY. 1589 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,819 YOU DID IT, BETH! YOU GOT THE PART. 1590 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:37,221 [BILL LAUGHS] MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1591 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,623 [**] 1592 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,734 -SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? -I DON'T KNOW. 1593 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,469 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO DECIDE, 1594 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,604 LIKE, NOW, BECAUSE THEY HAVE ME ON A FLIGHT IN THREE HOURS. 1595 01:02:54,638 --> 01:02:56,173 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1596 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:57,975 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK. 1597 01:02:58,008 --> 01:03:01,245 I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO HERE-- THE FESTIVAL, THE KIDS... YOU! 1598 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,280 WE HAD SO MANY CHRISTMAS PLANS. 1599 01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:06,516 DEAN-- I PRACTICALLY TOLD DEAN THAT I'M STAYING IN KERN. 1600 01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:08,518 THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOUR DREAM, BETH. 1601 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:10,520 IT'S BROADWAY! 1602 01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:13,457 I JUST FEEL LIKE I AM LETTING SO MANY PEOPLE DOWN. 1603 01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:15,993 HEY! WHAT HAVE I ALWAYS TOLD YOU? 1604 01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:19,229 DON'T YOU EVER APOLOGIZE FOR FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS. 1605 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:24,001 BUT MAYBE YOU DO NEED TO ASK YOURSELF 1606 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:26,570 IF THIS IS STILL WHAT YOU WANT. 1607 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:33,477 I THINK I NEED TO GO TO NEW YORK 1608 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:35,812 SO I CAN BE SURE. 1609 01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:38,315 [**] 1610 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:44,454 -HI. -HEY. 1611 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:46,690 CAN WE TALK? 1612 01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:53,663 SO FOR HOW LONG? 1613 01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:57,367 IT'S FOUR WEEKS OF REHEARSAL, A SIX-MONTH RUN, 1614 01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:59,336 WITH A POSSIBLE EXTENSION. 1615 01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:00,837 [CHUCKLES SADLY] 1616 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:04,041 YOU COULD COME TO NEW YORK. 1617 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,309 LIKE, LIVE THERE? 1618 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:07,878 NO... [WORDS CATCH, SHE SIGHS] 1619 01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:09,279 I DON'T KNOW. 1620 01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:13,717 YEAH, I COULD COME AND VISIT, BETH, BUT... 1621 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,021 MY LIFE IS HERE. 1622 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:18,522 I HAVE A TOWN THAT RELIES ON ME. 1623 01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:19,924 I CAN'T JUST UP AND LEAVE. 1624 01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,392 I KNOW. I HATE TO EVEN ASK IT OF YOU, DEAN, 1625 01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:24,428 BUT I HAVE TO GO. 1626 01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:25,896 THIS IS IT. 1627 01:04:25,930 --> 01:04:27,864 THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WANTING MY WHOLE LIFE. 1628 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,069 "GREATNESS." 1629 01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:36,273 YOU KNOW, CALL ME CRAZY, BETH, 1630 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,741 BUT I WATCH YOU WITH THOSE KIDS 1631 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:39,944 AND I SEE GREATNESS EVERY DAY. 1632 01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:42,046 WHAT ABOUT THEM? 1633 01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,014 YOU COULD DIRECT THE SHOW. 1634 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,382 YOU'VE GONE TO EVERY REHEARSAL, 1635 01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:46,516 YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH THEM. 1636 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,085 THEY DON'T WANT ME. 1637 01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:49,719 THEY WANT YOU. 1638 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,688 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT INSPIRES THEM TO BE GREAT. 1639 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,723 THAT IS GREATNESS. 1640 01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:56,360 THEY JUST WANT TO PERFORM. THEY DON'T CARE WHO DIRECTS IT. 1641 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,428 I REALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING 1642 01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:01,331 THEY WAY THESE KIDS ARE FEELING ABOUT YOU, BUT... 1643 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,201 I GET IT. 1644 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:06,703 YOU HAVE TO GO FIND OUT. 1645 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,905 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THIS HAS TO BE THE END. 1646 01:05:08,939 --> 01:05:11,908 I DON'T WANT A WEEKEND GIRLFRIEND, BETH. 1647 01:05:11,942 --> 01:05:13,577 I WANT TO START A LIFE WITH SOMEONE, 1648 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,980 A FAMILY, A HOME. 1649 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:17,948 NOT SOME LONG-DISTANCE SKYPE RELATIONSHIP, 1650 01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:19,483 THAT GOES ON FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, 1651 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,118 WITH "A POSSIBLE EXTENSION." 1652 01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:26,456 I KNOW. 1653 01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:27,757 I'M SORRY. 1654 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,327 THIS IS NOT HOW I INTENDED IT TO GO. 1655 01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,032 I KNOW. 1656 01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,610 BREAK A LEG, BETH. 1657 01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:49,813 I HOPE YOU FIND THAT GREATNESS THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 1658 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,551 [**] 1659 01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:08,432 [NICOLE]: HEY! 1660 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,434 NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS! 1661 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,836 WE'LL BE TOGETHER! 1662 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,873 YOU OKAY? 1663 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,609 IT WAS HARD... LEAVING. 1664 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,511 DEAN? 1665 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,382 THE KIDS, MY MOM... 1666 01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,417 THEY'LL BE FINE. 1667 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,221 I CAME IN AND I WREAKED HAVOC ON THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES, 1668 01:06:31,255 --> 01:06:32,289 AND I JUST LEFT. 1669 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:35,059 I GUESS THIS IS WHAT I DO. 1670 01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:37,994 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1671 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:42,566 I FEEL LIKE I'M LETTING A LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN 1672 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,369 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON ANYMORE. 1673 01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:47,037 YOU'RE DOING A BROADWAY SHOW, BETH. 1674 01:06:47,071 --> 01:06:50,040 IT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. ENJOY IT. 1675 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,743 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1676 01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:56,046 IT'S A BROADWAY SHOW. 1677 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,381 I'M GOING TO TRY TO ENJOY IT. 1678 01:06:57,414 --> 01:06:58,682 TRY? 1679 01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:04,221 [**] 1680 01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:19,369 [BETH]: IF I'D NEVER GONE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS... 1681 01:07:21,471 --> 01:07:23,873 [**] 1682 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,785 [SIGHS] 1683 01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,932 [**] 1684 01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:27,504 [BETH, READING] "HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS." 1685 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,448 [LINE RINGING] 1686 01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:41,451 [RINGING] 1687 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:43,253 [BETH]: HEY, MOM. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1688 01:08:43,287 --> 01:08:45,355 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEART. 1689 01:08:45,389 --> 01:08:47,257 I JUST WANTED TO CALL 1690 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,993 AND SEE WHAT YOUR PLANS WERE FOR THE DAY. 1691 01:08:50,026 --> 01:08:51,428 OH, I JUST FINISHED GETTING DRESSED 1692 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:52,996 AND DOING MY HAIR, 1693 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,698 AND I'M GOING TO HEAD OVER TO MARILYN ROWELL'S HOUSE 1694 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:55,865 IN A MINUTE. 1695 01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:58,435 GOOD! GOOD. 1696 01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,869 JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 1697 01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:01,971 YOU WEREN'T SPENDING CHRISTMAS ALONE. 1698 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:06,476 I LOVE YOU. 1699 01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:08,845 I LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETHEART. 1700 01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:12,949 I GOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL PENDANT. 1701 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,951 THANK YOU. 1702 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:17,120 SORRY I COULDN'T COME HOME. 1703 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,689 I KNOW HOW HARD THINGS ARE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, BETHY. 1704 01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:22,726 I MEANT EVERY WORD ON THAT PENDANT. 1705 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:25,362 HOME IS A FEELING, NOT A PLACE. 1706 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:28,798 NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU. 1707 01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:31,034 [**] 1708 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,875 [**] 1709 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:02,031 [**] 1710 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:18,382 [**] 1711 01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:30,360 OKAY, ELVES AND SANTA'S HELPERS, 1712 01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:34,130 WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN ONE OF OUR LAST DRESS REHEARSALS. 1713 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:35,732 ARE YOU GUYS READY TO KNOCK 'EM DEAD? 1714 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:37,166 WHERE'S BETH? 1715 01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:40,804 BETH HAD A-- A THING IN NEW YORK. 1716 01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:43,873 SHE HAD A REALLY IMPORTANT WORK THING IN NEW YORK, 1717 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,742 THAT SHE HAD TO FLY BACK FOR LAST NIGHT. 1718 01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:49,078 LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU HAVE ME! 1719 01:10:49,112 --> 01:10:51,748 YOU KNOW? SO... 1720 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:53,350 HOORAY! 1721 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,854 [BEGINS PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"] 1722 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:02,025 [OFF-KEY] 1723 01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:12,502 WELL, THEY DON'T CALL ME "BEETHOVEN" FOR NOTHING. 1724 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,003 [**] 1725 01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,575 [QUIETLY] YOU WANT TO STEP IN HERE? 1726 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,344 DEAN, I'M WORSE THAN YOU... 1727 01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:21,845 AND YOU ARE AWFUL. 1728 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:27,651 THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK WITHOUT BETH. 1729 01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,319 OF COURSE IT WILL! 1730 01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:31,855 YOU GUYS ARE THE TALENT, AND YOU'RE ALL SO GOOD. 1731 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,091 WE... WE WANT BETH. 1732 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,393 YEAH! 1733 01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:40,296 I'M SORRY, BUT BETH'S NOT COMING. 1734 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:41,931 BUT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE GREAT, 1735 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,099 BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS, 1736 01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:44,501 AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 1737 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:46,536 SO EVERYONE, JUST GRAB YOUR PLACES ONSTAGE. 1738 01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:50,507 WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF DAYS, AND WE'VE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1739 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,742 [**] 1740 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,547 YOU OKAY? 1741 01:11:57,581 --> 01:11:59,716 YEAH, I'M FINE. 1742 01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:00,850 I'M SORRY, MAN. 1743 01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:02,285 I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO BE RIGHT. 1744 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,354 I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. 1745 01:12:05,589 --> 01:12:08,191 HEY, UH, EILEEN'S MOM PLAYS PIANO. 1746 01:12:08,224 --> 01:12:11,160 I'LL GIVE HER A CALL. MAYBE SHE'LL HELP OUT. 1747 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:16,165 [**] 1748 01:12:19,268 --> 01:12:21,304 SO HE SAYS, "IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE! 1749 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,507 IT JUST DEPENDS ON YOUR SENSE OF DANGER." 1750 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,875 [MEN LAUGHING] 1751 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,612 OH! OH... BETH. 1752 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,015 THANK YOU FOR CUTTING YOUR TRIP SHORT 1753 01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:33,650 AND COMING TO JOIN US HERE. 1754 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:37,153 MM. YOU KNOW, WHEN JANE BROKE HER ARM-- OR HER LEG... 1755 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,188 WHAT DID JANE BREAK? 1756 01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,524 AH, WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 1757 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,025 ANYWAY, WE KNEW THAT WE HAD TO GET YOU HERE 1758 01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,226 A.S.A.P. 1759 01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:46,329 NOW, YOU WERE MY FIRST CHOICE, 1760 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,597 BUT THE PRODUCER WRITES THE CHECKS, 1761 01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:49,599 AND HE FOUGHT ME FOR JANE. 1762 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,334 BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW AND WE'RE THRILLED. 1763 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,536 THANK YOU. 1764 01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:54,170 I AM VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE. 1765 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:55,338 IT IS AN HONOR 1766 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,441 TO BE UNDERSTUDYING ALEXIS AVERY. 1767 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:58,842 YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT IN A FEW MONTHS, 1768 01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,843 I CAN ASSURE YOU. 1769 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,177 NINE BROADWAY SHOWS, 1770 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,212 AND I'VE NEVER MISSED ONE PERFORMANCE. 1771 01:13:03,246 --> 01:13:04,781 NOT ONCE. 1772 01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:07,083 SORRY, DOLL, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING PAID. 1773 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:09,252 AND IT'S A BROADWAY CREDIT, RIGHT? YEAH. 1774 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:11,755 SO SHOULD I JUST STAND OVER HERE, THEN-- 1775 01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:12,789 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1776 01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:15,224 NO. YOU WILL SIT RIGHT HERE, 1777 01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,593 IN THIS CHAIR, 1778 01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:18,795 AND YOU WILL WATCH AND YOU WILL STUDY 1779 01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:20,363 EVERY MOVE THAT ALEXIS MAKES 1780 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,432 IN THE EVENT THAT YOU EVER GO ON FOR HER. 1781 01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:24,100 THAT'S YOUR JOB. 1782 01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:25,201 EASY-PEASY, RIGHT? 1783 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,270 [**] 1784 01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:33,777 ALL RIGHT, MY LOVELIES. LET'S BEGIN WITH ACT THREE. 1785 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:35,044 ALL RIGHT, JEROME, 1786 01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:36,145 CAN YOU COME IN FROM UPSTAGE LEFT, 1787 01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:37,914 MAKE YOUR WAY DOWN TO ALEXIS, 1788 01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:40,917 DAVID WILL FIND YOU ON THE COUCH... 1789 01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:43,453 [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 1790 01:13:43,487 --> 01:13:45,421 [**] 1791 01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,823 [BETH]: IT WAS LIKE 1792 01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:48,458 I WAS INVISIBLE. 1793 01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:50,226 I MEAN, THERE'S NO GUARANTEE THAT I'LL EVER PERFORM. 1794 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,828 IT FELT LIKE... 1795 01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:53,162 A STEPPING STONE? 1796 01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:54,430 A WASTE OF TIME. 1797 01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:55,665 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, BETH? 1798 01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:56,933 THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 1799 01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:59,469 IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. 1800 01:13:59,503 --> 01:14:01,505 MAYBE IT'S NOT ANYMORE. 1801 01:14:01,538 --> 01:14:03,072 WHAT? 1802 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,475 I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE. 1803 01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:07,010 WHAT DID THAT TOWN DO TO YOU? 1804 01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:10,079 IT FELT LIKE... 1805 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:12,682 I WAS A PART OF SOMETHING THAT MATTERED... 1806 01:14:12,716 --> 01:14:14,518 LIKE I BELONG THERE. 1807 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,688 I BELONG THERE. 1808 01:14:18,722 --> 01:14:20,957 SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GIVE UP? 1809 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,693 YOU'RE COMMITTING CAREER SUICIDE. 1810 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:28,498 I THINK I WANTED MY CAREER TO DEFINE ME 1811 01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:30,834 SO I COULD FEEL WORTHY OF THIS PRAISE 1812 01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:32,936 THAT I'VE BEEN GIVEN MY WHOLE LIFE. 1813 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,538 BUT IT DOESN'T DEFINE ME. 1814 01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,340 YOU KNOW, WHAT I DID WITH THOSE KIDS, 1815 01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:38,608 THAT DEFINES ME. 1816 01:14:38,642 --> 01:14:39,943 MY FAMILY DOES. COMMUNITY DOES. 1817 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,310 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M GIVING ANYTHING UP. 1818 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:43,713 I FEEL LIKE I'M MOVING TOWARD SOMETHING. 1819 01:14:46,883 --> 01:14:49,418 I NEED TO GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS EVE. 1820 01:14:51,354 --> 01:14:53,957 WELL, LET'S GET YOU A FLIGHT HOME, THEN. 1821 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,760 [**] 1822 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,674 BETH! YOU'RE BACK. 1823 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:11,875 I'M BACK. 1824 01:15:11,908 --> 01:15:13,677 IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT I AM HERE, 1825 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:14,978 AND I AM AVAILABLE, 1826 01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,179 AND I WANT TO HELP WITH THE FESTIVAL, 1827 01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:17,213 OR HOWEVER YOU NEED ME. 1828 01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:18,915 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD? 1829 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,316 HEARD WHAT? 1830 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,851 COME IN. 1831 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,588 I'VE BEEN ON A LOT OF PLANES 1832 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:25,855 IN THE LAST 24 HOURS-- 1833 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:28,057 THE FESTIVAL IS CANCELED. 1834 01:15:28,091 --> 01:15:29,325 WAIT. WHAT? 1835 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,359 I HAVEN'T BEEN GONE THAT LONG. 1836 01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:31,861 WHAT HAPPENED? 1837 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:34,864 SOMEONE SET OFF THE SPRINKLERS IN THE TOWN HALL. 1838 01:15:34,898 --> 01:15:36,365 EVERYTHING WAS RUINED. 1839 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:37,533 EVERYTHING, 1840 01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:39,335 AND WE CAN'T EVEN USE THE HALL 1841 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,070 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO DRY OUT, 1842 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:42,772 WHICH COULD TAKE A WEEK, MORE? 1843 01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:43,773 I DON'T KNOW. 1844 01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:45,108 IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. 1845 01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:46,776 JUST BE GLAD THAT YOU WERE NOT HERE FOR IT. 1846 01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:48,511 [SIGHING] THOSE POOR KIDS. 1847 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,614 YEAH, THEY WERE PRETTY DEVASTATED. 1848 01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:52,515 DEAN TOOK THEM TO THE RINKORAMA TODAY, THOUGH, 1849 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,683 TO CHEER THEM UP. 1850 01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:54,918 OF COURSE HE DID. 1851 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:56,586 EVERYONE MUST BE SO UPSET. 1852 01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:58,387 THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR IN KERN. 1853 01:15:58,421 --> 01:16:01,424 NO DECORATIONS, NO BUDGET, NO LOCATION-- 1854 01:16:01,457 --> 01:16:03,426 NO FESTIVAL TOMORROW. 1855 01:16:03,459 --> 01:16:06,896 OH. THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT WE CAN DO. 1856 01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:09,365 WAIT A MINUTE. 1857 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:10,767 IT'S THE INSIDE OF THE HALL THAT'S RUINED? 1858 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,401 NOT THE OUTSIDE? 1859 01:16:12,435 --> 01:16:14,537 THE OUTSIDE IS FINE, 1860 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,772 BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO SNOW, 1861 01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:17,741 AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY DECORATIONS, 1862 01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:19,142 NOT TO MENTION TIME. 1863 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,810 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE TOMORROW, BETH. 1864 01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:23,279 I HAVE AN IDEA. 1865 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:25,649 [**] 1866 01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:27,416 [HUM OF CHATTER] 1867 01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:29,252 [BETH]: I'M GOING TO ASK THE ROWELLS 1868 01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:32,421 IF WE CAN BORROW THEIR DECORATIONS AS WELL. 1869 01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:35,925 THERE WE GO. 1870 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,593 CAREFUL. 1871 01:16:37,627 --> 01:16:40,997 ["DECK THE HALLS" PLAYING, INSTRUMENTAL] 1872 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:47,236 CAREFUL. 1873 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,238 [EILEEN]: HOW YOU GOT THEM TO DELIVER THIS TENT 1874 01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:51,507 60 MILES AWAY THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE, 1875 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:52,909 I DON'T KNOW. 1876 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:54,644 [BETH]: WELL, I JUST TOLD THEM OUR STORY 1877 01:16:54,678 --> 01:16:56,345 AND ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF KERN, AND THEN I BEGGED, 1878 01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:57,280 AND THAT SEEMED TO DO THE TRICK. 1879 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,748 AND YOU GOT EVERYONE, 1880 01:16:58,782 --> 01:17:00,650 AT LEAST ON MY STREET AND YOUR MOM'S, 1881 01:17:00,684 --> 01:17:02,786 TO DONATE THEIR DECORATIONS. 1882 01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:04,754 WE OWE A LOT TO YOU, BETH. 1883 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,089 WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS, 1884 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,591 AND IN KERN, WE ALWAYS HAVE A FESTIVAL. 1885 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,293 WHICH WE MAY JUST HAVE READY IN TIME 1886 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:11,828 FOR CHRISTMAS EVE TOMORROW. 1887 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:14,463 I HOPE EVERYONE GOT THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE, 1888 01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:16,099 'CAUSE WE'RE PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER. 1889 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:17,533 NOT A PROBLEM. 1890 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:19,368 I DO HAVE ONE MORE FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU, THOUGH. 1891 01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:21,404 WHAT'S THAT? 1892 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,576 [**] 1893 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:39,155 [**] 1894 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:43,760 BETH? 1895 01:17:44,828 --> 01:17:46,462 HI. DEAN. 1896 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,164 UH... WH-- [CONFUSED CHUCKLE] 1897 01:17:48,197 --> 01:17:49,699 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1898 01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,901 LISTEN, UM, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING 1899 01:17:51,935 --> 01:17:53,502 TOMORROW, AT THE FESTIVAL. 1900 01:17:53,536 --> 01:17:55,705 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD. 1901 01:17:55,739 --> 01:17:57,306 THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A FESTIVAL THIS YEAR. 1902 01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,742 NO, THERE WILL BE. 1903 01:17:58,775 --> 01:17:59,843 YOU'LL SEE. 1904 01:17:59,876 --> 01:18:01,477 IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT. 1905 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,012 BETTER, BUT DIFFERENT. 1906 01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:04,147 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1907 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,315 LOOK, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 1908 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,384 READ THE PAPER TOMORROW? 1909 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:09,819 SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EVE EDITION. 1910 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:11,020 CAN YOU PROMISE ME THAT? 1911 01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:12,021 SURE. 1912 01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:14,357 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1913 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:16,092 WE'LL TALK TOMORROW NIGHT. 1914 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:17,794 [**] 1915 01:18:22,966 --> 01:18:25,368 BETHY! BETHY! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 1916 01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,503 IT'S HERE! THE PAPER! 1917 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,739 I WAITED FOR THE PAPERBOY TO GET HERE. 1918 01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:31,340 SCARED THE HECK OUT OF HIM! 1919 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,209 IT'S HERE! 1920 01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:35,011 OKAY, I GUESS I'M UP. 1921 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,579 ALL RIGHTY! 1922 01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:40,583 "KERN IS WHERE THE HEART IS," BY BETH BAKER. 1923 01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:43,186 MY DAUGHTER. 1924 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,954 "HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS. 1925 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:46,122 "I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT, 1926 01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:47,623 "AS I TURNED MY BACK 1927 01:18:47,656 --> 01:18:50,526 "ON THE PLACE THAT VALUED AND VALIDATED ME 1928 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,695 "THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD. 1929 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,297 I WOULD LEAVE KERN..." 1930 01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:56,432 [OVERLAPPING WITH BETH] "...AND SET THE WORLD ON FIRE." 1931 01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:59,568 [BETH]: "BUT CHRISTMAS IS A TIME OF RENEWAL... 1932 01:18:59,602 --> 01:19:03,106 OF REBIRTH, SO TO SPEAK." 1933 01:19:03,139 --> 01:19:05,909 "AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE PEOPLE OF KERN, 1934 01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:07,310 "AND THE SPIRIT OF THIS SEASON, 1935 01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:08,744 "HAVE GIVEN ME-- 1936 01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:10,546 MY REBIRTH." 1937 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,081 [DEAN]: "A BRILLIANT MIND ONCE TOLD ME 1938 01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:15,118 "THAT GREATNESS COMES IN MANY SHAPES AND SIZES. 1939 01:19:15,151 --> 01:19:18,955 "TO ME, IT ALWAYS HAD A HUGE CONNOTATION. 1940 01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:22,258 LIKE YOU HAD TO BE ABE LINCOLN OR SUSAN B. ANTHONY..." 1941 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,293 "BUT GREATNESS..." 1942 01:19:25,661 --> 01:19:28,564 [CHOKING UP] "GREATNESS COULD BE THE CHALLENGE 1943 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:31,901 OF RAISING A CHILD ALL BY YOURSELF..." 1944 01:19:31,935 --> 01:19:33,769 [OVERLAPPING WITH BETH] "OR THE DAILY PRODUCTION 1945 01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:36,005 "AND DISTRIBUTION OF A NEWSPAPER... 1946 01:19:36,039 --> 01:19:37,506 "OR RUNNING A PHARMACY 1947 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:39,608 WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR INTUITION TO GUIDE YOU." 1948 01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,010 "OR BEING GIVEN A FIRETRUCK 1949 01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,479 "AND ENTRUSTED WITH THE SAFETY AND WELL-BEING 1950 01:19:43,512 --> 01:19:45,681 OF AN ENTIRE TOWN." 1951 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:52,788 "A TRULY GREAT LIFE IS FILLED WITH LOVE AND FAMILY 1952 01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,791 "AND THOSE PIVOTAL MOMENTS THAT WE GET TO SHARE. 1953 01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:58,527 "AND CHRISTMAS IS WHEN WE COME TOGETHER 1954 01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:00,763 "TO HONOR THOSE BLESSINGS. 1955 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,431 "AND SO... 1956 01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:06,469 "I HUMBLY OFFER A REPLACEMENT KERN HOLIDAY FESTIVAL, 1957 01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:09,105 "THIS EVENING, IN FRONT OF THE TOWN HALL, 1958 01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:13,442 "SO WE MAY CONTINUE TO CELEBRATE THIS TIME OF YEAR... 1959 01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:16,445 AS ONLY OUR COMMUNITY CAN." 1960 01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:17,813 [BETH]: "I THANK YOU, 1961 01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:20,716 "THE PEOPLE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL TOWN, 1962 01:20:20,749 --> 01:20:24,153 "FOR HELPING ME TO FIND MY WAY BACK TO MYSELF. 1963 01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:26,990 "I WILL NEVER STOP STRIVING FOR GREATNESS, 1964 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,357 "BUT I UNDERSTAND IT NOW 1965 01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:30,726 "IN WAYS THAT I NEVER DID BEFORE. 1966 01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:34,463 "AND ONLY NOW DO I FEEL TRULY WORTHY. 1967 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:37,400 MERRY CHRISTMAS." 1968 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:39,903 [VOICE BREAKS] OH, HONEY. 1969 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,537 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1970 01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:44,573 THANK YOU. 1971 01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:49,178 AHH, I HOPE EVERYONE READS IT, 1972 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:50,880 AND I HOPE THEY SHOW UP. 1973 01:20:50,914 --> 01:20:52,882 OH, BETH! EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T READ IT, 1974 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:54,984 NEWS IN THIS TOWN TRAVELS LIKE TUMBLEWEEDS. 1975 01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:56,519 THEY WILL SHOW. 1976 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:57,887 LADIES! 1977 01:20:57,921 --> 01:21:00,356 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE CHRISTMAS WISHES FOR ME, 1978 01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,026 BEFORE I HEAD BACK UP TO THE NORTH POLE? 1979 01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,360 GOT A BUSY NIGHT AHEAD. 1980 01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:08,064 I THINK I'M GOOD. 1981 01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:10,366 [CHUCKLING] MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES. 1982 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:12,568 [TOGETHER] MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA. 1983 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:14,938 [**] 1984 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,108 [KIDS, WITH PIANO] * JINGLE BELLS 1985 01:21:19,142 --> 01:21:20,843 * JINGLE BELLS 1986 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:24,513 * JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1987 01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:28,284 * OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE 1988 01:21:28,317 --> 01:21:30,753 * IN A ONE-HORSE 1989 01:21:30,786 --> 01:21:33,389 * OPEN 1990 01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:36,192 * SLEIGH 1991 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,726 [SQUEAL OF DELIGHT] 1992 01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:44,467 THANK YOU, EVERYONE, SO MUCH FOR COMING. 1993 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,203 WE HAVE TABLES AND TABLES OF DELICIOUS TREATS 1994 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,306 GENEROUSLY PROVIDED BY MY MOTHER, SHIRLEY BAKER, 1995 01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:51,807 OF THE BAKER'S DOZEN. 1996 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,210 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE. 1997 01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:56,946 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1998 01:21:59,782 --> 01:22:01,584 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1999 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:02,585 THANK YOU. 2000 01:22:02,618 --> 01:22:03,886 HI. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2001 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:04,887 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2002 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,255 CAN WE TALK OUTSIDE? 2003 01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:08,257 I'D LIKE THAT. 2004 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:11,194 [**] 2005 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,601 [DEAN]: IT'S A NICE NIGHT. 2006 01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,269 [BETH]: MM-HMM. 2007 01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:22,605 I THINK THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE IT MORE PERFECT 2008 01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:23,973 IS IF IT SNOWED. 2009 01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:26,309 I LOVE WHEN IT SNOWS ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 2010 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,610 YEAH. ME TOO. 2011 01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:29,745 I READ YOUR ARTICLE. 2012 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:32,148 YOU HAVE A KNACK FOR WRITING. 2013 01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:34,283 MAYBE EILEEN WILL GIVE YOU A JOB ON THE PAPER. 2014 01:22:34,317 --> 01:22:36,419 I THINK MY TALENTS 2015 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,521 WOULD BE BETTER SUITED ELSEWHERE. 2016 01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:40,589 I TALKED TO PRINCIPAL HYDE 2017 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:43,126 THIS AFTERNOON. 2018 01:22:43,159 --> 01:22:45,161 I TOOK THE JOB. 2019 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:49,532 YOU'LL BE GOOD FOR THEM. 2020 01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:52,801 UH-HUH. THEY'LL BE GOOD FOR ME. 2021 01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:54,437 I MEAN, IT'S PART-TIME, 2022 01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:55,938 BUT I CAN STAY WITH MY MOM, 2023 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,440 AND HELP OUT AT THE BAKERY 2024 01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:59,475 FROM TIME TO TIME. 2025 01:23:00,576 --> 01:23:03,946 WHAT? 2026 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,714 I THINK I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 2027 01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:08,384 I WAS... PRETTY HARD ON YOU. 2028 01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:12,055 I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW, DEAN. 2029 01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:14,523 WITHOUT A DOUBT. 2030 01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:19,462 WELCOME HOME, BETH. 2031 01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:21,797 IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME. 2032 01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,999 [**] 2033 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,888 [**] 2034 01:23:58,467 --> 01:23:59,535 [BOYS]: MOMMY! DADDY! 2035 01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:00,869 -WAKE UP! -HE CAME! 2036 01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,371 -SANTA WAS HERE! -SANTA WAS HERE! 2037 01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:05,674 OKAY, OKAY, I'M UP, I'M UP. 2038 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:08,911 LET'S GO FIND OUT WHAT SANTA BROUGHT YOU. 2039 01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:11,280 [DEAN GRUNTS] 2040 01:24:11,314 --> 01:24:13,749 [**] 2041 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,461 [**] 2042 01:24:25,494 --> 01:24:27,130 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BETH. 2043 01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:28,897 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAN. 2044 01:24:28,931 --> 01:24:31,334 [**] 2045 01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:42,778 [**]