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[laidback music]
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Oh my goodness,
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this is the best clothes drive
we've had so far.
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I mean, we have so much stuff,
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I mean, we can send it to
any shelter we want.
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Yeah, people brought and donated
a lot of stuff.
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You know what, Cora?
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I'm so glad y'all the type of
church
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that cares so much about
the community.
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Well, that's because we're all
one in the Lord.
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We're one in Christ.
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-This is nice, nice jacket.
-Any, any more boxes?
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Any more boxes you need me to
take?
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Okay, baby, uh, yeah.
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-Those two over there...
-Yeah.
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and then we should be good
to go.
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-Ooh!
-These right here?
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Yes, that's good, sweetheart.
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Oh, nothin' like
a strong young man
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who's willin' to work.
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-Thank you, Philip!
-[Leah] Thank you, my baby.
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My baby.
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-[Cora] That's so nice.
-This is good.
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-This is nice.
-[Leah] It's nice.
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I tell ya,
this is good right here.
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Oh nah, nah, y'all welcome,
y'all welcome.
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Would you look at the time?
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Ain't it time for y'all to go
ahead, get down to the church?
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Yes, we do.
My purse is already in the car.
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-And your purse, my purse.
-Mine, too, I got it, yeah.
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Alright, so, it is about
that time.
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-You ready to leave?
-I'm ready.
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-Alright.
-[Cora] Thank you so much.
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-Whew!
-Okay.
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-[Cora] I'll be, this is nice.
-Alright, take your time.
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-Bye, alright.
-[Cora] Alright!
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-I'll see you in a few hours.
-[Philip] Okay, yeah.
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No, take your time.
Don't worry.
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It's good, alright.
Okay, alright.
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[door closing]
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Dad?
Grandpa Vinny?
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Mr. Brown?
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Mr. Efe?
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Ms. Anastasia?
Ms. Karen?
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Ooh, look like I got
some alone time.
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Wait a second...
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Box.
There it is!
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Oh, yes.
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Hm, let me check on my baby.
It's too quiet in here.
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Philip...
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Oh. Oh my God, oh.
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Oh!
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Oh, Mom!
What are you, what are you...?
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What are you doing?
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That...
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Philip, what are you doin'
watchin' porn?!
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That, I didn't, I didn't,
that, that's a virus.
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Oh my gosh! You gonna have a
virus
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if you do any of those things!
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It's gonna fall off!
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Oh, oh!
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-Oh my God!
-[Philip] Okay.
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-[door slamming]
-That's bad.
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[wacky music]
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[laidback music]
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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if
we stay together ♪
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[laidback music]
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-[door closing]
-[Cora] Hey, Leah.
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I was comin' back in here
to check on you.
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Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, Cora.
I'm, uh...
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I'mma have to stay back.
I need to talk to Philip.
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-Okay.
-[Leah] And, uh...
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I, I, I'll explain.
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Okay.
Alright.
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-[Leah] Later.
-Well, just let me know
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if you need anything, okay?
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Yep, will do.
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[Cora] Alright.
Here we go.
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Just thank you for takin' them.
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[Cora] Uh-huh, we'll see you
later.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Philip Ezekiel Washington,
get in here!
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Yes, ma'am?
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Don't "Yes, ma'am" me!
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What are you doin' watchin'
pornography, huh?
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We taught you better than that!
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Okay, okay, one, one second,
Mom, look.
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Everybody watches porn.
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Oh, okay, so if everybody jump
off the bridge,
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you gon' follow 'em?!
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We taught you to be a leader,
not a follower.
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Hey, and you're right.
I get that.
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I, I just think you're makin'
the situation
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a little bit worse than
it actually is.
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Oh, really, well then why did
you do it
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when you thought nobody was
here, huh?
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Because you knew it was
a bad thing!
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And you sneakin' and doin' it!
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Oh, just the person
we need to see.
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Get back in here, Jeremy!
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Aw man, I didn't even see
y'all in here.
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Yes, you saw us.
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You definitely saw us,
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and I need you to talk to
your son,
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'cause he was in there watchin'
pornography on his cell phone!
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Man, I thought it was somethin'
serious.
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It is serious!
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It is serious!
What's wrong with you, boy?
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Look, Dad, everybody watches
all types of porn.
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I'm sorry, when you say
all types,
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what do you mean, like,
all types?
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What's goin' on?
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Oh, there's a bunch,
like classic,
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-anime...
-Oh my gosh.
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Bondage, cartoons.
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So, they got anime porn now?
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Jeremy Washington!
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It's wrong.
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It's wrong.
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Look, baby, this is a,
a man thing, alright?
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I'm gonna talk to him,
and we'll handle it.
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-Okay?
-You better.
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-Alright.
-'Cause I don't believe this.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I'll get to the bottom of this.
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So...
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Back to this anime porn, right?
So, [indistinct]?
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-It's, it's crazy, like...
-You got a picture?
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I, I can, uh, I can send you
a link.
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I'll send you a link when I get
to my room.
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Okay, yeah, and
close the door, man.
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Look, every man in America
watches porn, okay?
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Just, you just can't...
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Matter of fact, how did you get
caught?
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I left it up on my phone,
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then I went to the restroom,
and Mom saw it.
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Oh my God, man, you youngins are
so dumb.
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I don't know anybody that's ever
got caught
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watchin' porn by they mom, man.
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Lock the door next time.
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Or at least wait until
everybody 'sleep, somethin'.
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Yeah, thanks, Dad.
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Thought you guys were gonna
kill me.
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I should.
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I should, I should kill you for
gettin' caught.
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Alright?
Be careful, man.
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Now, go chill out.
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Let your mother cool off for
a second.
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Alright.
Thanks again, Dad.
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Yeah, don't mention it.
Ever.
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Hey.
Look, babe, I spanked him.
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It was crazy, I told him
don't do that no more.
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Alright?
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I don't know what's wrong
with him.
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He was cryin' and everything.
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You know I heard everything.
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You heard, you heard me
beatin' him?
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You and me.
Bedroom now.
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[laidback music]
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Damn it.
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You knew how upset I was about
this situation.
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How could you go behind
my back?!
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I didn't go behind your back.
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The situation wasn't that
serious.
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It wasn't serious?!
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I don't want my son watchin'
porn!
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If you put your ear on my ear,
you can hear better.
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Ain't nothin' in your head,
you're probably right.
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Ooh, ooh!
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Ooh, ooh, sound like, sound like
they fightin'.
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Oh my God.
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I think they fightin'.
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-Oh, and they goin' at it!
-Ooh.
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Okay, would you rather have him
be out there makin' porn?
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I would rather him be doing
neither!
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[Efe] Hey, what mischief are
you two gentlemen up to now?
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Leah and Jeremy are in here
arguin'.
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It sounds like Leah is winning.
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Oh my, that is terrible.
What up?
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Uh, I think she said Jeremy was
watchin' some porn.
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Oh, Jeremy got to be more
careful!
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I thought I taught that dude
better than that.
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The first rule of porn is
never get caught, man.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I think she said Philip's name.
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Yeah, she did.
I, I think I heard Philip.
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Shut up, shut up, we can't hear.
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-You shut up.
-You shut up!
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Man, if I bust you in your ear,
you won't hear a damn thing.
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Well, if you feel like you can
do it...
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Shh, I've heard them!
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-What?
-It is young Philip
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-that got caught.
-Oh, really?
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-Philip.
-Oh my God.
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I'm so proud of that dude.
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What kinda porn he was watchin'?
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A young man of his age should
not be watching pornography.
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It will ruin his perception of
lovemaking.
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Or enhance it.
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Oh, hear somebody!
Hear somebody!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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Here they, here they come!
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He didn't see us,
he didn't see us!
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I go right here?
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[dramatic fake laughter]
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The TV not even on.
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Nah.
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We're watchin' a silent movie.
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-Yeah.
-Really, y'all were listenin'.
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-Yep, we heard.
-Yep, not gonna lie,
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I thought it was you that
got caught.
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Yeah right, man.
That's rule number one.
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I ain't never gettin' caught.
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-Yeah, boom, man.
-Both of y'all heathens.
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Mr. Brown, you don't watch porn?
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No, my eyes are sacred and holy.
No!
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"No!"
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You see how he ain't answer
the question, huh?
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BC, before Christ.
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I seen it,
but I wasn't watchin'.
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That sounded very nasty.
Leah sounds very upset.
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Yeah, she was.
And she was real mad.
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She gon' say she can't trust me
now
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because I told Philip to go
behind her back.
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She didn't like the way
I handled it.
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That's 'cause you was wrong.
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We normally come to
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common ground with these
type of things,
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but I don't think we gonna see
eye to eye on this one.
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We need a mediator.
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Y'all want in?
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I used to be
a marriage counselor
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and, and a family mediator.
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You think you can get us
on the same page?
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I've, I've counseled couples
with bigger problems than this.
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You ever watch porn?
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We all have.
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You're hired.
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I seen it,
but I wasn't watchin' it.
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That's a difference.
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Oh, oh, oh, you like
fake women now?
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Huh, you get none of this, then,
no more.
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[indistinct]
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Oh my gosh, you gon' teach
the boy how to watch porn?
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"Close your door,
close your door."
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Hey, Leah.
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00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,031
Girl, you pacin' back and forth
like a lion.
250
00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,133
Ooh, that's maybe because
I wanna
251
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:22,070
take a bite outta my husband
and my son right now.
252
00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,705
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Leah.
253
00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:25,574
Come on, have a seat.
Have a seat.
254
00:09:25,574 --> 00:09:26,775
Are you okay?
255
00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:29,044
Come on, come on.
256
00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,712
Let's just sit down for
a second.
257
00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:32,814
Mm...
258
00:09:33,915 --> 00:09:35,050
Ooh.
259
00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:36,318
Ooh, whoa.
260
00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:38,553
Oh my God.
Cora...
261
00:09:38,553 --> 00:09:39,588
[Cora] Yes?
262
00:09:39,588 --> 00:09:40,922
Mm, mm, mm.
263
00:09:41,389 --> 00:09:42,424
I...
264
00:09:42,424 --> 00:09:43,658
What's so bad?
265
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:49,231
I caught Philip watchin'
pornography, Cora.
266
00:09:49,231 --> 00:09:50,699
-[Cora] Oh...
-Ooh.
267
00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:52,234
That's why you didn't come to
the church with me.
268
00:09:52,234 --> 00:09:54,836
Yes, I mean, Cora, he was just
a little baby.
269
00:09:54,836 --> 00:09:57,172
-[Cora] Yes.
-I was holding him in my hand.
270
00:09:57,172 --> 00:10:01,009
Ugh, ugh, oh my gosh,
now he watchin' porn.
271
00:10:01,443 --> 00:10:03,578
Oh, you know what's even worse?
272
00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:04,913
-[Cora] Hm?
-Is that Jeremy
273
00:10:04,913 --> 00:10:07,115
didn't see anything wrong
with it.
274
00:10:07,115 --> 00:10:08,950
Oh no, oh no.
275
00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:11,686
And he was supportin' him
behind my back.
276
00:10:11,686 --> 00:10:13,321
-Okay.
-[Leah] Can you believe that?
277
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,689
-No.
-This is foolishness.
278
00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:15,991
-I can't believe it!
-Yeah.
279
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,192
Oh my gosh.
280
00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:19,060
Well, I see why you was pacin'
back and forth.
281
00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,729
-I, I, I, I understand.
-Oh...
282
00:10:20,729 --> 00:10:22,898
You should've seen it, Cora.
It was all on his...
283
00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,499
Oh, ugh!
Oh, dear God.
284
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,667
It was all over...?
285
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,470
On his phone, on his phone.
I can't.
286
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:29,838
Oh, Lord.
287
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,340
I'm sorry, is there anything
I can do for you?
288
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,142
Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
289
00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:36,244
What am I gon' do?
290
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,388
[knocking on door]
291
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,724
Hello, hello?
We comin' in.
292
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:42,960
Good?
293
00:10:44,695 --> 00:10:46,163
What you got your eyes covered
for, man?
294
00:10:46,163 --> 00:10:48,265
'Cause I don't know what he got
on his computer screen.
295
00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:49,967
It's just homework.
296
00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:52,503
It is homework, don't worry
about it.
297
00:10:52,503 --> 00:10:54,238
You safe, be cool.
298
00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:55,472
Does everybody know?
299
00:10:55,472 --> 00:10:56,707
[Mr. Brown] Yeah.
Everybody knows.
300
00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:58,242
[Vinny] Pretty much.
301
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,510
You doin' okay, son?
302
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:00,811
It's so embarrassing.
303
00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:02,679
You ain't got nothin' to be
embarrassed about.
304
00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,048
All teenagers watch porn, okay?
305
00:11:05,048 --> 00:11:07,651
I just, I just hate hurting Mom
like that.
306
00:11:08,018 --> 00:11:08,852
Yeah, me too.
307
00:11:09,219 --> 00:11:11,188
You might need to stop watchin'
porn, son.
308
00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:12,956
Never should've started
watchin' it.
309
00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:15,659
Man, porn is gift to mankind.
310
00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,594
You just gotta learn the rules,
Philip.
311
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,030
Rule number one,
never get caught.
312
00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,032
You gonna bust Hell wide open.
313
00:11:22,032 --> 00:11:24,101
Go by yourself, don't take
this baby with you.
314
00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:27,171
Yeah, well, you need to take
a break at least,
315
00:11:27,171 --> 00:11:28,472
until things cool off.
316
00:11:28,472 --> 00:11:31,875
Ain't nobody takin' no breaks!
Here's what you do, man.
317
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,411
That's my grandson,
I'm puttin' my foot down.
318
00:11:34,411 --> 00:11:35,913
You wanna watch porn?
319
00:11:35,913 --> 00:11:39,082
You need lights down up in here.
Light some candles.
320
00:11:39,082 --> 00:11:41,585
Get some soft music, man,
and enjoy yourself.
321
00:11:41,585 --> 00:11:43,086
And lock the damn door.
322
00:11:43,086 --> 00:11:47,157
Get thee behind us, Satan,
get behind us now!
323
00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:48,325
No!
324
00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:50,060
I got some good stuff right
here, you need...
325
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:53,297
Oh honey, you just broke up.
It's okay, sweetie.
326
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,698
You need another one?
327
00:11:54,698 --> 00:11:56,300
Yes, I need another.
328
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,301
Okay.
329
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,535
I think I need another one.
330
00:11:58,535 --> 00:11:59,970
Okay, it's okay.
331
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,639
I'm so sorry.
332
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,409
-Oh my God.
-You know, pornography is a,
333
00:12:05,409 --> 00:12:06,910
is a big thing in our community.
334
00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:09,847
But people just don't know how
to control themselves with it.
335
00:12:09,847 --> 00:12:13,050
I know, girl, and I just don't
want that for my baby.
336
00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,084
[Cora] I know.
337
00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:16,086
We all want our children to be
perfect.
338
00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:18,188
And when you look at Philip,
I know.
339
00:12:18,188 --> 00:12:19,156
We, he's right there.
340
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,958
He's right, he's,
he's right there.
341
00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:23,894
That's my little perfect angel,
angel.
342
00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:25,963
He's normally here doin'
his homework,
343
00:12:25,963 --> 00:12:27,898
doin' everything
he's supposed to do.
344
00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,967
He's really a good kid, Leah.
345
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,869
He's pretty, he's close to
perfect.
346
00:12:31,869 --> 00:12:33,971
Okay.
I guess you're right, Cora.
347
00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:36,707
-[Cora] Yes.
-You think I'm overreacting?
348
00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:38,141
I don't think so.
349
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,544
No, I think it's good that
you let him know how you feel.
350
00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:41,678
Yes.
351
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,146
-[Cora] Right?
-I do, too, Cora.
352
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:45,349
But our kids are gonna make
mistakes.
353
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,783
So, when they fall,
354
00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:49,219
we just have to be there to just
lift 'em up.
355
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,123
You're alright, it's okay.
It's okay.
356
00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:55,792
Okay, okay, I think I forgive
Philip.
357
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:56,894
[Cora] You forgive him?
358
00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,095
But that Jeremy,
on the other hand,
359
00:12:58,095 --> 00:13:00,530
now he's got another thing
comin', Cora.
360
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,765
-[Cora] Alright.
-Yeah,
361
00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:03,200
-he got another thing comin'.
-[Cora] Okay.
362
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,003
And now he, we got a whole
counseling session with Efe now.
363
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,971
[Cora] Okay, but I think
it's great
364
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:09,706
that y'all have
a counseling session.
365
00:13:10,173 --> 00:13:12,109
-Okay, okay.
-[Leah] Yeah, see?
366
00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:14,011
-Yeah, we gon' see.
-Alright.
367
00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:15,913
'Cause you know what?
I'mma go grab him.
368
00:13:15,913 --> 00:13:17,547
'Cause he's supposed to be
havin'
369
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,549
another conversation with
Philip,
370
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,251
and I don't know how that's
goin'.
371
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,352
You gonna grab him?
372
00:13:22,352 --> 00:13:23,320
I'mma have to put him in a
headlock Cora!
373
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,023
Okay, okay, would you...?
Oh, wait!
374
00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:27,658
Ooh.
375
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,160
Well, you just call me if you
need to.
376
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,461
[indistinct]
377
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:33,563
if you need somethin', just
call me if you need me.
378
00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:35,432
If you need anything, call me.
379
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:38,435
-[Leah] I'm gonna get him, Cora.
-[Cora] Okay, okay.
380
00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:39,536
Forgiveness.
381
00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:41,505
Yeah, forgive.
Just try to forgive.
382
00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:42,806
[Leah sobbing] Help me, Lord.
383
00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:44,441
[Cora] Work with her, Lord.
Work with her.
384
00:13:44,441 --> 00:13:46,243
[Leah groaning]
385
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,679
[indistinct]
Look at it, Brown.
386
00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,347
What the what?!
What?!
387
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:52,282
-What?!
-Hey, y'all.
388
00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:53,650
Rock, paper, scissors!
389
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:54,952
[All] Tree!
390
00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:56,687
-What?
-Tree.
391
00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,088
-We's trees.
-Trees.
392
00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,723
Okay, I don't even wanna know
what's goin' on in here.
393
00:13:59,723 --> 00:14:01,458
No, we just treein'.
394
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,694
-You, you.
-Hm?
395
00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:04,995
Let's go.
396
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,731
Ooh...
397
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:13,437
[laidback music]
398
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,738
So...
399
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,140
Have you had marriage counseling
before?
400
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,376
Once, before we were married.
401
00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:20,544
Well, good, good, good.
402
00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,479
So, so, you understand how
the process works.
403
00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:28,285
Eh, first, understand that
counseling is normal,
404
00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,387
and beneficial for
the relationship.
405
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:33,390
The key is to get to
the root of the problem,
406
00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:35,192
and then to build from there.
407
00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:36,660
-Eh?
-[Leah] Okay.
408
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,261
-Sounds good, Doc.
-[Efe] Okay.
409
00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:42,933
Uh, one good way to, eh,
know how the other one feels
410
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:46,370
is to perform
a role-reversal exercise.
411
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:50,173
Eh, so, Leah, you would respond
as Jeremy would,
412
00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:53,710
and Jeremy, you'll respond as
Leah.
413
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,078
-Easy.
-Okay.
414
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:56,546
[Efe] Okay, great, very good.
Okay.
415
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:58,081
So, Leah.
416
00:14:58,081 --> 00:15:03,487
Walk me through how Jeremy sees
this marriage in your eyes.
417
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,123
Gladly.
Hm.
418
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,960
"This marriage is perfect.
419
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,195
You know, I do what I want when
I want.
420
00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:16,466
Yeah, I even go behind my wife's
back after, uh, actin' like
421
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:17,968
we were on the same team!"
422
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,405
That's me?
423
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,574
Jeremy?
424
00:15:25,742 --> 00:15:29,379
"Oh, man, my marriage can be
perfect,
425
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:32,416
as long as everything goes
my way.
426
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:36,286
God forbid anybody sees anything
differently.
427
00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,422
I'm crying again."
428
00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:41,625
Ooh, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!
429
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,959
Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
430
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,529
"I would never let my daughter
watch porn, uh-uh.
431
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,166
But you know, because Philip is
a boy, it's all good.
432
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:53,603
You know that's what we do.
Huh, mm-hm, mm-hm."
433
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,474
"I don't know nothin' about men
and porn,
434
00:15:57,474 --> 00:16:00,877
but if I don't like,
ain't nobody gonna like it.
435
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,347
You hear me, Cora?
Happy wife, happy life."
436
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:06,349
[Leah] After all of this,
437
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,518
you're still defending
pornography?
438
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:10,687
I'm not defending porn,
439
00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:12,422
I'm defending your reaction to
it.
440
00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:17,160
Porn can mess up sex,
relationships, women,
441
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,795
everything, anything in between
that.
442
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:22,599
That's why it's important that
when a boy watches porn,
443
00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,101
we address it with him,
444
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,470
so that he knows how to treat
a woman in a relationship.
445
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,705
You know what, why didn't you
just say that?
446
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,342
Instead of actin' like I wasn't
important at all, Jeremy?
447
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:33,810
Well, every time you want
something,
448
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:36,046
-it's the most pressing...
-Every time you want somethin',
449
00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:37,481
-it's your way or no way!
-Oh boy.
450
00:16:37,481 --> 00:16:38,882
-Here we go.
-You know what, Efe?!
451
00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:40,117
-I am sick of this!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
452
00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:41,318
Ain't no resolving this.
453
00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:43,420
Because he's just gon' keep
doin' that!
454
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,455
Shh.
Leah.
455
00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:46,523
Hm?
456
00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:48,058
All of that, all of that.
457
00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:49,759
[Efe] Please, sit.
458
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,395
-She crazy.
-[Efe] Shh, hey.
459
00:16:52,395 --> 00:16:56,199
Sit, please, please.
Please, please.
460
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,105
I asked to say something about
this marriage,
461
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,441
and you both have said nothing
but negative things.
462
00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:06,543
Nothing positive.
463
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,279
Is there nothing positive
in this marriage?
464
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,015
Mm-mm.
465
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:17,454
Jeremy, tell me something
positive about this marriage.
466
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,789
She's an amazing mother.
467
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:23,093
She's beautiful, funny, and...
468
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,962
She's the most loyal person
I know.
469
00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:30,066
Leah.
470
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,238
He's a great dad.
471
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:44,014
And he's a, a great husband when
he's not breakin' his promise.
472
00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:46,516
His promise?
473
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:50,353
Alright, yeah, she's right.
474
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:52,722
When we got together,
475
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:56,993
we agreed that whenever it came
to situations with the kids,
476
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,361
we would always be on
the same page,
477
00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,463
so that they can see us unified.
478
00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:01,498
Mm.
479
00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:05,202
I broke the promise,
and I'm sorry.
480
00:18:06,937 --> 00:18:08,271
Thank you for that.
481
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:10,173
You're welcome.
482
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,276
I just, we just gonna have to
agree to disagree on this one.
483
00:18:14,077 --> 00:18:15,145
You know, I just...
484
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:17,747
We were younger when
we came up with that.
485
00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:21,284
Yeah.
We know that ain't true.
486
00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:24,521
But you know what?
487
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:27,524
I'm glad it happened.
488
00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:34,164
We can disagree, but my love for
you will never change.
489
00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:40,503
My love for you would never
change.
490
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,607
Even when you get on
my last nerve.
491
00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:48,678
I'm sorry I went behind
your back, okay?
492
00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:52,415
I'm sorry I didn't hear you out.
493
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,954
-Babe...
-Hm?
494
00:18:58,588 --> 00:19:02,659
There's only one solution to,
to get past all of this.
495
00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:03,693
Hm?
496
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:06,830
We just gotta just go watch
some porn.
497
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,766
-Don't start with me.
-[Efe] Okay, okay, okay, okay.
498
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,234
[Efe chuckling]
499
00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:13,036
-Laugh.
-Ha-ha.
500
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,572
Good session.
Hm?
501
00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:17,173
Same time next week?
502
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:18,675
-Sure.
-Sure.
503
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:23,313
So, no porn?
504
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,248
Stop.
505
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,249
[laidback music]
506
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:35,109
[laidback music]
507
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:36,577
Hey, guys.
508
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:38,045
Hey, Cora, Venice, uh, ask about
me at church?
509
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,213
She sure did not.
510
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:42,516
Hey, Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown.
511
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,585
-[Vinny] Look at that.
-Mr. Brown!
512
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:45,953
Oh, he's alright.
513
00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:47,421
He's just, he's just froze
514
00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:48,956
with somethin' I showed him
earlier.
515
00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:50,291
Well, what did he see earlier?
516
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,825
Oh, it's that, that porno, man.
517
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,728
It'll mess you up if you ain't
used to seein' it, like Brown.
518
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,463
What, what do you mean?
519
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,599
I mean, Mr. Brown, you been
watchin' porn?
520
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,167
Just showed him what it looked
like.
521
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,036
-You wanna see it?
-[Cora] What it looked like?
522
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:04,004
I mean, Mr. Brown, are you okay?
523
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:06,273
Cora, we done went to Sodom
and Gomorrah.
524
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,775
What in the world?
525
00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,310
-What?
-Cora, just pure evil.
526
00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:12,279
The, the little cartoons was
doin' love, Cora.
527
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,481
-[Cora] They was doin' love?
-They was doin' love.
528
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,917
[Vinny] Great graphic.
Do you wanna see it?
529
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,085
I got a better one now.
530
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,954
Look, I don't wanna see that,
Vinny!
531
00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:21,922
Why you keep, nobody wanna see
no porn!
532
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:23,457
Got my daddy lookin' at porn.
533
00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:24,792
Come on, Brown, look at it.
534
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,460
It ain't like it's bondage
or nothin' like that.
535
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,795
It's just straight porn,
come on.
536
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:30,164
I'm straight, but I'm not gonna
go to Hell with you.
537
00:20:30,164 --> 00:20:31,632
You know what, Cora?
538
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:33,834
He said he wasn't gonna kill,
kill us with no flood no more,
539
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,636
but he's gon' burn him down.
540
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,371
He about to get the whole earth
burnt down.
541
00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:38,806
This is great stuff, you need to
look at this, Mr. Brown.
542
00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:41,241
Don't nobody wanna see that!
You got my daddy...
543
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,977
Alright, I got a better one.
Hold on a second.
544
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,144
You need to see this right here.
545
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,480
No, oh my God!
[indistinct]
546
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,716
Mr. Brown look, look here.
547
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:51,418
[Vinny] Come on, precious,
don't be like that, precious!
548
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,787
I thought you was a Christian,
don't be like that!