1 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:11,896 - ♪ 2 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:14,068 - Good morning. - Good morning. 3 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:20,000 Do you remember where we were at this time, 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,551 on this day 20 years ago? 5 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:24,517 - Eww! Come on, there's young ears around. 6 00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:28,689 - Why would you even have that conversation around us? 7 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:34,000 - We weren't doing that. Your dad was proposing to me. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,551 - Dad, you proposed to Mom at 8:00 AM with sleep in her eye, 9 00:00:37,551 --> 00:00:39,551 looking a hot mess? 10 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:44,310 Come on, Dad, that's a rookie maneuver! 11 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,965 - Your mom never looks a hot mess. 12 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:47,379 Look at her. 13 00:00:47,379 --> 00:00:51,034 Now, a lukewarm mess, yeah, that's very often. 14 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:52,620 I had planned on proposing at dinner, 15 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,448 but I was just too excited. 16 00:00:55,448 --> 00:00:57,275 - You must've really been in love with Mom, huh, Dad? 17 00:00:57,275 --> 00:01:01,034 - Yeah, yeah, a long time ago. I actually loved her. 18 00:01:01,034 --> 00:01:03,931 - That's so romantic. - It was. 19 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,551 Your daddy was so cute. 20 00:01:05,551 --> 00:01:08,655 - So what did you think? Was it a good proposal? 21 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:11,068 - Absolutely not. 22 00:01:11,068 --> 00:01:14,310 He, like, took the ring out of the box and... 23 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:17,172 "So what do you think about that?" 24 00:01:17,172 --> 00:01:19,241 - I thought it was real player like. 25 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:26,172 - What woman wants their husband talking about being a player? 26 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:28,206 - After a guy spends a lot of money on a ring, 27 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,827 why are there rules on how he should deliver it 28 00:01:30,827 --> 00:01:33,000 after he spent thousand... 29 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,413 hundreds of dollars on it? Ooh, shade. 30 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:38,068 - Because some thought should go into it. 31 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:42,068 You have so much to learn about women. 32 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,275 - I thought you was gonna be happy. 33 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:44,689 I know you wanted to get married 34 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:46,620 and it took every penny I had to buy that ring. 35 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:51,068 - Mm, yeah, we did have to eat a lot of ramen noodles 36 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:52,724 after you bought this ring. 37 00:01:52,724 --> 00:01:56,344 - Roughing it, baby. Young and in love, mm! 38 00:01:56,344 --> 00:01:57,862 - Yeah, I'm never doing that. 39 00:01:57,862 --> 00:01:59,275 - How was the wedding, Mom? 40 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:02,137 - Yeah, we went to the justice of the peace. 41 00:02:02,137 --> 00:02:04,206 I didn't have a dress. 42 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:07,896 There was no family there, no friends. 43 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:09,655 - We just had each other and that's all we needed. 44 00:02:09,655 --> 00:02:11,862 - We were so broke, our rehearsal dinner 45 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:13,758 was hamburgers at Four Guys. 46 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,448 - Dang, Dad, you couldn't afford the extra guy? 47 00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:21,310 - I know. But now we can. 48 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:22,482 [sighs] And that's why... 49 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:26,655 - Oh my god. Dad! 50 00:02:26,655 --> 00:02:30,275 - We're gonna do it right this time. 51 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,068 - What are you doing? 52 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,655 - Leah Renee Washington? 53 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:34,758 - Mm-hmm, that's me. 54 00:02:34,758 --> 00:02:37,965 - Will you marry me again? 55 00:02:37,965 --> 00:02:39,724 - What are you talking about, boy? 56 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:43,344 - I'm talking about us being like Martin and Coretta. 57 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:45,931 Renewing our vows. What you say? 58 00:02:45,931 --> 00:02:48,793 - Oh, that's a great idea, baby! 59 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,586 Like this time with a dress, with family, friends. 60 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:54,620 - Mm-hmm. 61 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,620 And something a little bit better than burgers. 62 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,068 What do you say? 63 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:00,068 - [squeals] I do, I do, I do! 64 00:03:00,068 --> 00:03:04,241 Of course I do! Oh, baby! 65 00:03:04,241 --> 00:03:06,310 Okay, I'm going to tell everybody. 66 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:08,517 - Okay. Ask them if they can help us pitch in. 67 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:10,655 - LEAH: Okay! - Put it all together. 68 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:12,896 - So Dad, uh, when you were saying you wanted to be more 69 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:17,965 like Michael and Loretta, who was that again? 70 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,620 - I said Martin and Coretta. 71 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:22,034 Martin Luther King and his wife, Coretta? 72 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:23,965 - Oh. 73 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:26,448 - Boy, stop playing. - Oh, he's not playing, Dad. 74 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:28,379 You have so much to teach your youngest son. 75 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:31,862 - How you know I got other kids? 76 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:35,551 - You do? - Nah, nah, I'm just kidding. 77 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:37,379 - All right, yeah, man, I was just playing. 78 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:39,689 I knew that, I knew that. 79 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:41,793 - You know who Rosa Parks is, right? 80 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:47,034 - She the one who... put the roses in the parks. 81 00:03:47,034 --> 00:03:48,310 - Harriet Tubman? 82 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,482 - She invented the hot tub, Dad, come on. 83 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,137 - George Washington Carver? 84 00:03:53,137 --> 00:03:55,689 - George Washington Carver. 85 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:59,379 What, George Washington Carv--Carv--Carver, okay. 86 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:01,586 He carved the--the statue... 87 00:04:04,551 --> 00:04:06,206 - Congratulations, Philip. 88 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:09,586 You just earned yourself a nice Black history class today. 89 00:04:13,724 --> 00:04:15,344 - ♪ 90 00:04:15,344 --> 00:04:17,793 ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 91 00:04:17,793 --> 00:04:21,620 ♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪ 92 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:24,586 ♪ Always remember, blood ain't never water ♪ 93 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:26,724 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪ 94 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,793 - ♪ 95 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,896 - Philip, what are you doing surfing the internet when 96 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,551 everybody's running around, 97 00:04:37,551 --> 00:04:40,310 preparing for tomorrow's ceremony? 98 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:44,172 - My dad's making me read up on Black history. 99 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:46,793 - That does not look like Black history. 100 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:49,034 It looks like a woman who's suffering from hypothermia 101 00:04:49,034 --> 00:04:51,103 'cause she can't stop shaking. 102 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:53,241 - It's called twerking. 103 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:56,068 I honestly didn't know where to start, 104 00:04:56,068 --> 00:04:57,482 so I'm watching a music video. 105 00:04:57,482 --> 00:05:01,137 - Black history began the way human history began: 106 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:04,965 Africa, for we are the world's first people. 107 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:07,379 We built great kingdoms like Axum 108 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:10,137 and amazing cities like Timbuktu. 109 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:12,034 - I never learned that in school. 110 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,034 - That is because they don't want you to know about your 111 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:15,344 powerful history. 112 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:19,620 I'll have to leave you to your research. 113 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,241 I have to drive to the florist to order some flowers. 114 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:24,827 - You know you can just order them online, right? 115 00:05:24,827 --> 00:05:26,862 - Oh yes, but online you don't get to meet 116 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:28,931 the person behind the counter. 117 00:05:28,931 --> 00:05:30,344 And you may never know, 118 00:05:30,344 --> 00:05:33,137 it could be an older woman with an apple bottom 119 00:05:33,137 --> 00:05:36,206 with a thing for sexy Black African men. 120 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:37,793 - I like your style! 121 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:39,275 - BOTH: [laughing] 122 00:05:39,275 --> 00:05:41,517 - We Black people, we're a hopeful people. 123 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:49,241 - Young man, I'm off to get the cake, but I had to ask. 124 00:05:49,241 --> 00:05:52,448 Do you really not know who Rosa Parks is? 125 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:53,689 - I've heard the name. 126 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:55,586 - But you must remember the deeds, 127 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:59,413 hers and those other heroes like Tubman, and Truth, and Douglass, 128 00:05:59,413 --> 00:06:03,068 and DuBois, and Martin, and Malcolm, and Medgar, 129 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:05,172 and--and those countless other 130 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,310 brothers and sisters through time 131 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:11,689 who fought for our equality, our rights, 132 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:14,620 and our humanity. 133 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:18,137 Now... 134 00:06:18,137 --> 00:06:21,034 Where was I going? 135 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:22,241 - To go pick up the cake. 136 00:06:22,241 --> 00:06:24,586 - Yes, I almost forgot. 137 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:32,379 - Philip, darling. I know you're studying, 138 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:35,827 but I didn't want you to forget about our entertainers. 139 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:37,896 - Oh, like the singers and comedians. 140 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:41,310 - Yes, like the sports stars, the dancers, 141 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,448 the actors like Ossie Davis. 142 00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:45,413 You know, we were on Broadway together. 143 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:48,620 He starred in "A Raisin in the Sun" 144 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:53,241 and I starred in "A Chitlin on the Moon." 145 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,827 - That play was on Broadway? 146 00:06:54,827 --> 00:06:56,413 - Broadway adjacent. 147 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:58,241 But anyway, in Black history 148 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:03,379 there are more than performers and creators. 149 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:06,482 There are scientists and inventors that found a way 150 00:07:06,482 --> 00:07:10,172 to shine in spite of those that were hell bent on 151 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:12,379 snuffing out their light. 152 00:07:12,379 --> 00:07:13,965 - Who wants to snuff out our light? 153 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:15,517 - Don't worry about it, darling, 154 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:18,413 because our light is so bright and fabulous 155 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:23,068 that no one will ever be able to put it out. 156 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,413 Speaking of fabulous, 157 00:07:24,413 --> 00:07:27,896 I have to go and buy my dress for tomorrow. 158 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,758 - You have millions of dresses in your closet. 159 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:33,275 - Oh darling, they're all couture. 160 00:07:33,275 --> 00:07:35,793 My mother told me... - [Doorbell rings] 161 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:38,000 - ...it would be a sin to outshine the bride. 162 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:42,551 - Yo! - LINDOR: What's up, brah? 163 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,482 So, I heard you've been learning about Black history. 164 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:52,206 - Yeah, and it's cool and everything. 165 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:54,724 Trust me, I appreciate and respect the people that came 166 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,517 before me and all the things they did, but-- 167 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:59,413 - It feels like ancient history, right? 168 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,827 I feel you, bro. 169 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:03,172 Like, as important as Black history is to know, 170 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:05,275 it just doesn't feel super relevant for our generation, 171 00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:06,689 you know? - Right. 172 00:08:06,689 --> 00:08:08,586 Like, like, like trust me, I think it's dope that-- 173 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:11,206 that they built a huge empire 2,000 years ago-- 174 00:08:11,206 --> 00:08:13,448 - But we're tired of being followed around in a mall 175 00:08:13,448 --> 00:08:15,344 like we stole something right now, today. 176 00:08:15,344 --> 00:08:16,931 - Exactly! Like, like, 177 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:20,241 I don't want that soggy lasagna from that janky food court. 178 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:23,000 - Sounds like you wanna learn about some modern Black history. 179 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,172 - Yeah, no cap. 180 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:25,551 - Okay, but I can do you one better. 181 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:27,241 We can make some modern-day Black history right now. 182 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:28,793 - How? 183 00:08:28,793 --> 00:08:30,689 - There's a rally downtown, all right? 184 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:32,344 We can show up for our community 185 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:35,379 and--and--and protest police brutality. 186 00:08:35,379 --> 00:08:36,379 - Bet. Let's do it! 187 00:08:36,379 --> 00:08:37,896 - Yeah? - Yeah. 188 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,275 - Ah! Okay. 189 00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:45,620 [clears throat] The cake is ordered. 190 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,379 The flowers are taken care of. 191 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,413 The food is set. 192 00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:51,793 And I got my dress. 193 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,000 Mm-hmm. 194 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:57,965 - [chuckles] 195 00:08:57,965 --> 00:09:00,793 - Instead of worrying about whatever is in your phone, 196 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:03,448 you should be worried about the ceremony tomorrow, Jeremy. 197 00:09:03,448 --> 00:09:06,896 - Baby, I've been ready. Come on, now. Stop it. 198 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:09,896 - Okay, you weren't ready 20 years ago. 199 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:14,034 - I married you, didn't I? - Finally. 200 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:15,896 - Sorry, are we interrupting anything? 201 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:18,586 - Oh no, we was just-- we was talking. 202 00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:20,551 - Oh. Okay, you know what? 203 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:22,724 We just wanted to stop by to make sure everything is 204 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:25,482 in order for the big day tomorrow. 205 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,448 - Slowly but surely. 206 00:09:27,448 --> 00:09:28,896 - All right. - Oh, good. 207 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:31,586 - You know what? I also--I got my dress. 208 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:32,758 And I just wanted to thank you 209 00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:34,862 for making me your maid of honor. 210 00:09:34,862 --> 00:09:38,068 I mean, you know what? The honor is all mine. 211 00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:40,206 I'm so happy for you guys. 212 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:41,896 - Thank you, Cora. 213 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:44,172 - And I'm honored that y'all let me be the main preacher at y'all 214 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:46,241 little do-over wedding, yeah? 215 00:09:46,241 --> 00:09:48,482 Hey, tell me--tell me how y'all want this to go down. 216 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:50,172 Tell me what you want me to do. 217 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,034 - Well, what are our options? 218 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,275 - Okay, uh, let me see. 219 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,448 I got the Prince package, 'cause I work in packages. 220 00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:58,379 - The Prince package? - Oh! 221 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:00,586 - What's the Prince package? 222 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:02,758 - That's where I drive in a little red Corvette 223 00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:03,965 wearing a raspberry beret 224 00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:07,517 and I let the doves go and make 'em cry. 225 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,655 - That sounds like a PETA violation to me. 226 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:10,758 - What else you got? 227 00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:12,965 - I got the Michael package. 228 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:15,344 Yeah, the Michael package, I come in in Billie Jeans 229 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:17,103 and I do really, really bad stuff 230 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,793 until y'all get mad and y'all just tell me, beat it. 231 00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,896 - All your packages sound bad, Mr. Brown. 232 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,379 - You wanna be starting something? 233 00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:27,586 Hm? Hm? - JEREMY: Mister Brown? 234 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:30,275 You don't have, like, a normal, simple, 235 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:32,137 everyday ceremony where, you know, 236 00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:35,206 you come in with the "Dearly beloved" and then, you know, 237 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:40,344 we exchange vows, woompty-woomp, then, you may kiss the bride, 238 00:10:40,344 --> 00:10:41,758 push through, that's it? 239 00:10:41,758 --> 00:10:43,275 - You aren't playing. - JEREMY: Keep it pushing. 240 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:46,000 - Woompty-woomp, keep it pushing? 241 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,206 That's not something you would say 242 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,862 if you were into this, Jeremy. 243 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:50,551 - What do you mean if I was into this? 244 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:52,034 This was my idea. I'm the one that planned this. 245 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:54,724 - It was your idea because you messed up the first time 246 00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:57,241 and I practically had to drag you down the altar. 247 00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,586 - Shut up, she had to drag you? You didn't wanna be there? 248 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,448 - Mr. Brown, get out of these people's business. 249 00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:03,620 - --I do, Cora! 250 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,206 - No, that's okay, Mr. Brown. 251 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,586 The only reason we're together is because I gave Mr. Jeremy, 252 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,620 like, a series of ultimatums. 253 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,310 - Really? Can you stop playing? 254 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,758 That is not what happened. - Oh. 255 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,172 - That's not true. You know that's not true. 256 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:18,241 - Oh please, you just wanted to play around 257 00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:19,620 with your little friends 258 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,758 and go to all the clubs until I finally gave you 259 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,448 an ultimatum and told you 260 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,620 that either we were going to be serious 261 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,517 or you can lose my number. 262 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:29,896 - So you were trying to tell me 263 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,689 Jeremy was a Santa Claus in them streets? 264 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,379 - What's that supposed to mean? - Ho, ho, ho! 265 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,896 - Mr. Brown! You know what? 266 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,448 Hey, guys, we're gonna leave. 267 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,931 - Nuh-uh, Cora, I'm not gonna miss this. 268 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:41,034 I wanna see this. 269 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,103 Somebody gotta be a witness, call the police. 270 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,862 - And then, after we made it official, 271 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:48,655 he wanted to just date for a few years, 272 00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:51,068 talking about we'll-- "We'll see what happens." 273 00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:54,896 - Nah, he didn't! - Ha! Yes, he did. 274 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,896 Mm, so I said, "Either we move in together 275 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,827 or I'mma move forward apart." 276 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,517 Ha, ha, ha! - Man, amen! 277 00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:03,689 - Just wait a minute. Hold up, wait. 278 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,034 You mean to tell me 279 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:08,137 you took this sweet, innocent little angel 280 00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:12,793 and you made a sinner out of her? 281 00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:15,551 You know it said in the Word that thou should not watcheth 282 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:19,551 the movie and just chill. You should marry. 283 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:22,103 - And then I had to give him a final ultimatum and told him 284 00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:24,482 if he was gonna just keep dragging his feet, 285 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,827 then I was done, done, done! 286 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:29,034 - D-U-N, son, done! 287 00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:31,482 - You know what I'm done with? - Oh, what you done with? 288 00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:32,551 - This conversation. 289 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,689 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 290 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:34,620 - That's right? - That's right. 291 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,068 - Mm! - See look, 292 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,689 we've been married for 20 years, all right? 293 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,413 We have two beautiful children. 294 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,068 - That's a lie. 295 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,793 - We have a wonderful life together. 296 00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:46,448 And you still living in the past. 297 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:48,896 Stuff that you should've been past by now. 298 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:52,655 I mean, or at least a sane person would. 299 00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:55,000 - Oh, and you don't never play the crazy card with 300 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,206 a Black woman, you know that. 301 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,896 - He done played the wrong card, playa. 302 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:02,724 - So you're saying a sane person should be past this, huh? 303 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:05,586 Well, maybe we should be past 304 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:09,137 this whole renew our vows ceremony. 305 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,344 - All right, whatever. If that's what you wanna do. 306 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,793 - Oh, okay. 307 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,344 Mr. Brown, I've decided what package we'll take. 308 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:16,206 - What's that? 309 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,655 - We're gonna take the Empty package. 310 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,137 'Cause there will not be a ceremony tomorrow. 311 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,241 - CORA: No, wait! 312 00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:35,379 - You don't ever, ever call a Black woman crazy. 313 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,689 You might as well go take your dingus 314 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:38,931 and throw it in the garbage disposal, boy. 315 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,000 - I didn't call her crazy. 316 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,827 - You don't even imply nothing like that. 317 00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,827 Man, I taught you better than that! 318 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,137 - Lay it on me, playa. 319 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:50,344 - Okay, lesson number one. Pay attention. 320 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,620 Before you get ready to make out, 321 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,034 make sure they take their dentures out, all right? 322 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,655 I'm serious, man. - That is disgusting. 323 00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:00,241 - VINNY: I know it is. It happened to me, man. 324 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:03,344 I'm trying to tongue wrestle with Flat Booty Trudy, man, 325 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,793 check this out. 326 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,551 Her dentures fell out of her mouth into my mouth. 327 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,689 I almost--it's unbelievable, man. 328 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,586 - Look, man, I didn't come here 329 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,551 to hear your tales from the crypt, all right? 330 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,241 I'm here to know if I was right about Leah 331 00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:17,793 or she has a point and I need to apologize. 332 00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:19,137 - Okay, lesson number two. 333 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,586 Whenever you're having an argument with your lady, 334 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:21,965 you need to ask yourself, 335 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,137 number one, do you wanna be right, 336 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:26,896 or number two, do you wanna be together? 337 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,551 - What do that even mean? 338 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,413 - You concentrating so hard to win the fight and she's gonna 339 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:35,793 leave you, congratulations, you done lost the war, dumbass. 340 00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:38,000 - So you're saying I should apologize, basically. 341 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,827 - Worked out for me and Flat Booty Trudy. 342 00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,344 She called me up the other day, said, 343 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,586 "I'm sorry my dentures fell out in your mouth." 344 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:44,965 I'm like, "What?" 345 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,379 "I'm sorry my dentures fell out in your mouth." 346 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,586 And now I'm hooking up with her gummy ass next Tuesday. 347 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:50,896 - Hello, Son, how was the march? 348 00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:52,862 - It was straight fire. 349 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,862 I mean, thousands of people came together 350 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,931 to peacefully protest police brutality. 351 00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:59,137 I mean, straight good vibes. And then let me tell you-- 352 00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:00,275 - Hold up, Philip, okay. 353 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,137 You can tell your dad about your march later on 354 00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:07,103 'cause your dad has a march he needs to attend. 355 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,068 - What march? 356 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,482 - You need to march your ass upstairs 357 00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:12,448 and apologize to your wife. 358 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:15,137 - [sighs] All right, man. 359 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,275 Hey, don't tell him those stories about Big Booty Trudy, 360 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,620 all right? 361 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,655 - Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. 362 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:26,068 We are gathered here today for this most suspicious occasion, 363 00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:31,344 to--to gather today to join Jeremy... 364 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:32,551 what's your middle name? 365 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,034 - Delonte. - Delonte. 366 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,827 Jeremy De--you don't have no apostrophes in there? 367 00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,000 - Just say it. It don't--it don't matter. 368 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,517 You can't pronounce an apostrophe. 369 00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,931 Just say it. - All right, all right. 370 00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:45,724 Jeremy Delonte without no apostrophes Washington. 371 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:46,793 We join him today with... 372 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,551 We join him today with... 373 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,827 Is she back there? 374 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,896 We join him today--my freestyle, 375 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:57,379 I don't have a whole bunch of freestyle, 376 00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,448 so I just don't make-- 377 00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,448 - Look everybody, uh... 378 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,896 - Excuse me. 379 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,068 - Leah's not here yet, all right? 380 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,620 And...I just wanna take this time 381 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,344 to let all my friends and family know 382 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,689 that I appreciate y'all 383 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:14,586 and I've always loved that woman. 384 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:17,620 - ATTENDEES: Aww! 385 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,241 - Yeah, yeah. 386 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:22,275 I know Leah still feels some type of way because, you know, 387 00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:24,344 I was a little laid back about our relationship back then, 388 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:27,793 but that did not mean I didn't love her. 389 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,551 I was laid back about everything: 390 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:32,275 school, work, you name it. 391 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:35,379 I guess I was just a little immature back then. 392 00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:36,965 - A little immature? 393 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,241 Man, didn't y'all tell me he put his tongue on a cold pole, 394 00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:41,103 and they had to call the fire truck to get him off? 395 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,724 - Okay, I was extremely immature. 396 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,931 But the point is... 397 00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:49,551 it may have took me some nudging to put a ring on it. 398 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,000 But I thank God every single day for bringing me 399 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,241 that strong Black woman 400 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,965 and getting me to where I need to be. 401 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,896 - And you still have her. 402 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,344 - ATTENDEES: Aww! 403 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:07,275 - Where she belongs. 404 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:10,517 By your side. 405 00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:11,448 - Baby. 406 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:18,103 You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 407 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,896 And that's including the kids. 408 00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,206 If I can go back in time and tell that teenager 409 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:28,172 in that roller rink what I know today... 410 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,310 I'da proposed to you right then and there. 411 00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:36,482 - I'm sorry I'm late. 412 00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:43,275 I thought a lot about our conversation last night. 413 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:48,241 [sighs] And how slow we were to get to the altar the first time. 414 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:52,448 - Mm-hmm. - And then I realized 415 00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:56,931 that it never matters how you get there. 416 00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,620 You can walk, you can drive, you can take a train-- 417 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,103 - Take an electric scooter. 418 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,862 I don't care how you get there. 419 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,758 Just get there if you can. 420 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:11,034 - An electric scooter. 421 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,586 The how doesn't matter. 422 00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:19,620 The only thing that matters is that you get home. 423 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,034 And you're my home, Jeremy. 424 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,620 - ATTENDEES: Aww! 425 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:30,310 - Baby, you are my home. 426 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,551 Wait, you thought about this last night? 427 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:35,517 - Uh-huh! - Why you late? 428 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:39,310 - I overslept. [giggles] 429 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:42,862 - You got me talking to these people I don't even like? 430 00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:45,551 - MR. BROWN: That was cold. That's cold. 431 00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:51,448 - A woman with two kids, a job, and a husband that snores 432 00:18:51,448 --> 00:18:54,206 doesn't play when she gets an opportunity to sleep in. 433 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:58,448 - Uh, uh, before y'all put us both to sleep, 434 00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:01,620 I gotta get this rented tuxedo back in a few minutes. 435 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,344 Can y'all jump the broom or sweep the mop, 436 00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:06,310 or whatever y'all want, just so we can get it done. 437 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,827 - Shoulda took it back when you got it. 438 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,310 - BOTH: [laughing] 439 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:13,448 - You're looking like a black fly. 440 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,000 - BOTH: [laughing] 441 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,310 - MR. BROWN: This is great? This is great. 442 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,620 - Okay. [clears throat] 443 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:30,896 - Jumping the broom symbolizes sweeping away the past. 444 00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,965 Are you ready for our future? 445 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,965 - You know I am. 446 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,241 - On three? - On three? 447 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:38,724 - On three? - Okay. 448 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,206 - BOTH: One, two, three. 449 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:43,482 - [cheers and applause] 450 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:47,206 - I now give to you Jeremy and Leah Washington! 451 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,586 - [cheers and applause] 452 00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,241 - How does my booty look in this dress? 453 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,068 - It look good. Now, you should try and save some booty. 454 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,896 - I got plenty. - You got that bad hip. 455 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,793 - It's the knees, baby, it's the knees. 456 00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:00,137 - Hey, guys! 457 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,172 - What you talkin' 'bout, boy? 458 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,862 What you doin' up so late? 459 00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,551 - I'm making a "I Can't Breathe" sign. 460 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,137 - Boy, go to bed. 461 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:07,586 The next Black Lives Matter march ain't till next month. 462 00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,344 - I know, but... 463 00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:11,862 after everything I've learned, I wanna do something today. 464 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,310 Like, today, right now. 465 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,965 - You can do something today right now. 466 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,482 You can start working on yourself to make yourself 467 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,103 a successful young man. 468 00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:21,068 - Mm-hmm, get educated, vote for candidates 469 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:24,689 that respect our community. 470 00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:27,068 - Build a career and a family of your own that shines as 471 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,103 an example of Black excellence. 472 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,241 - That's how you can work every day 473 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:34,275 to make the changes you wanna see. 474 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,896 - And we like what you doin' for a change. 475 00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:39,413 Proud of you, Son. 476 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:44,448 - But now...we have to say goodnight. 477 00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:47,137 - Wait, wait, wait, your bedroom isn't that way. 478 00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:51,172 - Uh, well, tonight it is, 'cause we staying at a hotel. 479 00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:54,344 - Yeah, we didn't get to go on our honeymoon the first time, 480 00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:56,413 so we about to make up for it, dawg! 481 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:58,000 - Woooo! 482 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,034 - Eww, man, that's gross! 483 00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:02,793 I'mma protest what y'all talk about right now. 484 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:03,689 - LEAH: Go to bed, boy! 485 00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:34,241 - ♪ 486 00:21:35,448 --> 00:21:37,344 - ♪ 487 00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:42,344 - ♪